You're playing vidya when suddenly this 800lb Grizzly Bear bursts through the window.
Your only defense is the weapon you last used in a video game. Do you survive?
>bug net in animal crossing
I will capture the bear and make him part of my village.
I'm living on the 8th floor.
A bear crawling through my window would be very confusing.
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>fat man
no, I'm fucked either way
Ask him if he wants to play some Dolucky with me
My cock.
>sledgehammer from r6:siege
I will breach it to death
Black spindle, won't have to reload... But close quarters. I'm probably dead.
>Hammer crafted from an ancient evil dragon that is bigger than I am and embodies flame itself
Presuming I could wield it, I'm good.
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>six crank laser musket
I'm good
>>318804027
>my demons from strange journey
Bear is fucked
>double bladed red lightsaber
I'm fine.
>>318804027
No, but neither will the grizzly.
Firing a grenade launcher in an enclosed space is a bad idea.
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>Homing poison, freezing brimstone with guppy from isaac
Okay yeah, lmao.
>>318806337
A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
>Giant exploding mace that makes the sound of rusty metal scraping against rusty metal when you swing it.
That bear would sooner run away before I could lift the damned thing.
>>318804027
>a rocket powered lance from brawlhalla
Well i am sure it would pierce through the bear nicely, as long as i dont propel myself three floors down and smash my brain open.
Overseers guardian
Poor buddy wont even know what hit him. I then promptly get arrested for a whole bunch of nj gun laws. Horray New Jersey !
As long as that thing can't fly, I'm not too worried.
>>318804027
an AK47 in counter strike... yeah I think I might
>>318804027
I would never hurt a bear.
Hmm, a bunch of 203mm guns and various smaller caliber guns with them. I don't think all the guns on a Myoko cruiser fit in the room, though.
>>318804027
>Fallout 3 minigun
Ursus steak night.
>>318806912
A bear would hurt you tho
>>318806791
game?
I'm safe
My trusty Slosher from Splatoon
If I'm lucky I could slosh some ink into the bear's eyes or mouth, buy myself enough time to escape. Otherwise I'm splatted
>>318804027
I dunno if a .44 magnum would save me from a grizzly.
>>318807713
>implying the bear wont rush you down and you get him up to something like 12% with that flashlight
>Bow and Arrow
Sounds easy enough, considering I have the homefield advantage
>>318804027
A long bow with steel arrows, so I'm pretty much dead
>>318804027
Do I get the whole suit or just the gun?
>>318804027
Last game I played was banjo Tooie. So would that be Kazooie? Pretty sure Kazooie would team up with the bear, so I'm fucked
>hf blade
Rip bear
>>318804027
A pillow in tokimeki. Im spreading them already.
M O N A D O B O Y S
>>318804027
Playing Darksiders so he's roadkill
>Concussion rifle from Dark Forces
I'm okay if I can get some distance. Otherwise, I'll kill myself as well.
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>flamethrower in tf2
Probably
Splash-o-Matic from Splatoon... fuck
I hope he likes hamburgers.
Excavator...
>>318804027
>Trap Quest
>my cum-filled gaping slutty anus
I'm fucked
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>The God Hand
No, i'm royally fucked.
Just Cause 3
If I get the gun I'm fucked, but if I get the grappling hook I've got a furry new decoration to hang from my ceiling.
COD MW2 so... yeah #jumping #360noscope while #420blazingit #oneshot #headshot #boom #new rug
>>318804027
I ain't going down without a fight
>>318808305
>Implying the bear couldn't powershield
![AER9_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dQzH0Pm.jpg "AER9_5[1].jpg")
The question isn't whether my rifle can kill a bear or not; the question is whether I got enough luck for a critical hit.
Bear's fucked.
>>318804027
Assuming the Monado doesn't fuck my arm up, or that it is Monado II or greater, then I should befucked because the bear's spike damage will screw me over
I'll be fine.
>>318805231
Good luck cranking that thing before the bear mauls you.
I think I'm gonna be juuuust fine.
>Brisant Demolisher
Could go either way, depending on how many hits it takes for a slime explosion.
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A Fire Greatsword from Dark Souls 2.
Yep, I'm pretty fine. All I have to do is thrust.
>Lucky from New Vegas
maybe, it's only .357 but six shots with it running right at me might be enough
![whirlgig_saw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A7iSYTE.jpg "whirlgig_saw[1].jpg")
Ideally I would swin the thing and carve the bear apart
Realistically I just kill myself with it because I have no idea what i'm doing.
>Bear Form in WoW
HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK
>motherfucking Batman
Yeah, I'll be fine, although he might stutter a bit.
>>318804027
>a t rex
yes
>whatever swords Sonya in HotS uses
if they're magic I guess I have a chance. Not Diablofag enough to know what they are
>>318808345
you get samus
>RYNO V
Great, now my front yard is covered in bear parts and bear blood...
>>318810569
Does that actually work? It seems like it could, potentially.
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>Overseer's Guardian
How can I not survive. Even if I only had the chambered bullet, he's getting two stones to the face.
>>318804027
Does a unit count as a weapon?
>Fist weapon in Dark Hero Days
Fuck.
>Minigun
Probably okay.
Although the pair of Yao Guai I ran across while I was making my way to Diamond City nearly killed me on Survival, and that was in power armor.
>>318814101
same ;-;
+70% damage to yao guais
Hey look it came in handy
>>318813698
Sonya 4 lyfe
>whirligig saw from bloodborne
He's mincemeat.
Purple Lightsaber.
LET'S ROCK, NIGGERS
>>318804027
>Levin Sword fromSm4shRobin
No long ranged attacks is going to be a bitch, but having a magical lightning sword is better than nothing.
>>318804027
Stock LMG of terran republic, baby!
>>318804027
>Fish
Oh I see he's hungry. If I give him the fish he'll be satisfied and I can run the fuck out/pet his cute fuzzy ears
>>318811645
It probably will screw you over in a fight. Just hold it long enough to use Monado Speed and get the fuck out of there.
Last game played was Pokemon: Trading Card Game. So a piece of paper is my last line of defense... I'm dead
The Winchester M70, the Jericho 941, an ice pick or three sticks of dynamite. They were in one loadout and I can't remember what I last used. I'll go with the M70.
>>318804027
Saiga 12c, slugs. I'll be fine.
>>318804027
>giant fucking grizzly bear bursts into my room
>panicking, I fall backwards, frantically grasping for anything to defend myself
>piss bottles, empty food containers, anime figurines; all do nothing more than make the bear angrier
>finally, my fingers brush against something cold and heavy
>it's a fucking Daedric axe
>I'veBeenWaitingForThis.jpg
>as I grip the axe, demonic power courses through my arm, and I raise it with killing intent
>the bear is taken aback for a moment as its tiny brain realizes that the predator has become the prey
>it's too late though, as the perilous weapon is already in full arc towards the beast's skull
>I laugh, secure in my victory and drunk on power
>however, at the moment where the axe should connect with my furry foe, something strange happens
>perhaps it's a trick of the light, but the Daedric weapon keeps going as if I chopped at nothing but air
>frustrated, I cry out in anger and swing my weapon once more
>again, the bear braces for an impact that doesn't come
>I lash out several more times, each as ineffective as the last, and then the realization hits me
>my last played game was Morrowind
>the bear acts on my realization faster than me
>as I'm being mauled to death I manage to shout one last curse
>"/v your taste is SHIIIIIIIT!!!"
>>318804027
>Rebellion
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>Furious Power Fist
This is going down two ways. Either I get a good punch in and break the shit out of his face or I graze him and my neck gets to feel a bunch of bear teeth. I'm assuming systems are in place to protect my arm from the recoil too, but if they aren't I'm gonna have a fucked up arm.
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>>318804027
m14 EBR in insurgency
i guess ill be alright
>playing as Specter in Kamen Rider Ghost: Game de Kaigan
I should be fine, if I get the Driver and all.
M4X. Granted I don't spray and pray or the recoil doesn't fuck my shit up the bear should be dead.
>>318804027DETERMINATION
![MH4-Heavy_Bowgun_Render_018[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ibrsOEq.png "MH4-Heavy_Bowgun_Render_018[1].png")
how the fuck do you lift this thing
King Tiger Tank.
Yup, totes safe.
