come join muh village on Exodus we turning a desert into a steppe just because we can
irc.rizon.net join #HBEgo to qchat.rizon.net and use the interface there if you cannot into IRC otherwise
to join the village go to www.wurmonline.com, register for a free account, skip the tutorial (or not, it's srs useful info for the game) and spawn on exodus in the freedom cluster.
we're not turning a desert into a steppe because we can
we're turning a desert into a steppe because we like ruining autist lives
>>318763357
well that too
>>318762892
>exodus
>not playing WU where its a one time buy with faster skillgain more players and no premium or p2w bullshit that WO has
hue
>>318763860
but we do play WU, we're just recruiting to WO right now.
>>318763860
>more players
>>318763994
no you dont you idort
>>318763860
u jelly cuz wu doesn't have big projects designed to ruin autists
>>318764017
[16:17:43] 22 other players are online. You are on Wyvern pvp (105 totally in Wurm).
Only Xanadu has more players, but then again Xanadu is a laggy buggy mess. Hell, you can combine several servers and still not have what this WU server has.
>>318763860
>can't run more than one client at a time
>more players
>no community
>no market
>play it for 1 hour and get bored
>>318764523
>can't run more than one client at a time
>being this misinformed
I don't know, i was running 4-5 WU clients a few days ago. Same account too.
>more players
See>>318764505
>no community
I beg to disagree
>no market
Well, i agree with thos
>play it for 1 hour and get bored
I think that's WO
>>318764505
good one
[11:19:26] 32 other players are online. You are on Exodus (480 totally in Wurm).
34 on chaos
101 on independence
52 on deliverance
29 on pristine
166 on xanadu
>but muh WU has more players
>Exodus
People still live in that shithole? Give it up, New Brotopia 3 will never happen.
>>318764642
that's why it's not named New Brotopia :^)
Also it's not run by those posers from the steam group who don't even play so it's basically guaranteed to not fail.
>>318764642
fuck brotopia, we're spread over exo and xan now trolling people, grinding and doing cool shit you will never do in wu
>>318764732
I'll give you 2 weeks. I bet that jew Mikesandy is behind this anyways.
>>318764771
Already did all those things years ago.
>>318764618
>I think that's WO
there's no sense of accomplishment in WU
You have no limits, you can literally set your skills all to 100 and give yourself maxed-out top-tier gear. It's why you get bored in 10 minutes. I would know -- I'm a GM on someone else's server and I did exactly that.
But again, we're not recruiting to WU at the moment -- we're recruiting for our exo village
>>318764905
2 weeks for what?
we've been here for many months, if not years
>>318764732
What's the name of your village anyways? And who's the mayor?
>>318765205
Holy Broman Empire, Mikesandy
Have fun kissing ass to get anywhere and having to do whatever a 300lbs asspie neckbeard tells you to do. You are nothing more than a peon in a city builder to him (unless you kiss ass enough to get on his good side so you can get anywhere)
>>318765420
way to kill my interest in playing now, faggot. so i take it wurm is just a bunch of unhelpful douches running around screaming "LOL GOOGLE IT" and complaining when things don't go 100% to their liking? I get that enough on dota 2, so I guess I don't need to pay per month to get that shit now.
>>318763860
hi rolf
>>318764905
>I bet that jew Mikesandy is behind this anyways.
ho ho ho
merry christmas
real talk i'm going to blast process the fuck out of this since the OP is bad at making threads
WE'RE PLAYING WURM ONLINE if you want to go play unlimited you're free to do so there's no need to shit on our experience golly jeez
LOCATION: Exodus, Freedom (ingame map coords: p18)
WHY: we're building an island soon. it'll be close to a desert that we're currently turning into steppe. we're doing this to annoy some bozo.
CONTACT: once ingame, open your console (` or ~ key, depending on EU/US keyboard) and type irc. then, type /join #HBE and you'll be with us nerds and can talk to us about dongs. it's useful.
SURVIVAL: don't bother with food if you're a non-premium account. drink water, and you'll live eternally. rolf is bad at coding.
if you see anything that looks big and scary don't fight it because you'll probably be completely fucking annihilated
rip imabear
if you have questions ask in the irc, in this thread, or wiki it (hit H and type the name of something like Wood Plank)
i was in the holy broman empire a few weeks ago when it started, and mikesandy and gelecitroen fucking drove the village into the ground. lost both of the boats that i had been farming on both of my accounts to afford because the holy broman empire couldn't stop pissing people off and getting attacked, so even being in npc towns wasn't safe.
>>318765420
>being in the dark so much
>>318765420
every /v/ settlement since the old days of The Trifecta of Santropez, Doubledigger and some other guy that i forgot the fucking name of rip in piece have all been under Brommunism
if you need something, ask. it'll probably get done. need help? ask. want a bell? ask. very easy to do. do a shia labeouf and JUST
>>318765494
it's only that if you're one of those unhelpful douches
>>318765420
>>318765694
You're thinking of the wrong guy.
HBE has been around for almost a year now and gelecitroen has never been associated with it.
>>318765816
Oh man Choco "I'm shaking right now" Bro is still alive.
>>318765673
hi chocobro its me broto i miss you
>>318765694
>a few weeks ago
>when it started
you mean almost a year ago, buddy?
>gelecitroen
he doesn't play on freedom servers though
>>318765917
i sure am! i've been through some depression and beaten it! time to go back into it with some /v/ settlements!
>>318765920
woah hey dude what's up! how are you, man?
this is the current status of the "desert". you can thank mike for that.
[16:43:54] <mikesandy> out of all our projects ever
[16:44:09] <mikesandy> this is my favorite
>>318766429
dat glorious old gui
fun fact: rolf modelled cocks onto avatars of nacho. maybe more!
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>>318767018
wheres reisyn?
>>318767104
last seen 94 days ago RIP in peace
>>318767104
i don't remember a reisyn being at any of the settlements i was at, sorry buddy.
i'm cooking up the mayor.
>>318767452
:(
>>318768083
reisyn was actually in our alliance before it became the holy broman empire. IIRC he joined us on freedom because he was taking a break from epic or some shit
now the old tradition was that newbros were only allowed to eat gulasch
it was cheap to make, and made a lot. very useful when there were 30+ people around, all moaning that they needed food. it was a thing that happened.
more recently, the serious players have been eating meals instead. FUCK THAT. 10% nutrition or fucking go home
>>318768208
>he
i used to go on pvp raids just to hear her angelic voice on TS so i could jerk off
>>318768575
o I always assumed it was a he even though it was a female avi
>>318768575
very perverted
slab city
Founder of West Virginia here. I miss videogames. That's all, have fun.
>>318769494
oh hey buddy
why don't you join us? c'mon now. i remember west virginia. it was a nightmare to travel to.
>>318769793
Yeah but dat mountain view
>>318770327
and the GOLD VEINS
some other nerd deeded over that place when ours went, shit is super taken and super mined now
but we have huger mines on exodus now.
i'm kill for a bit
mike and some other dudes will be hanging around at the coordinates i mentioned earlier, so if you've been downloading this whole time, they'll take care of you. give you some "trash" aka 60ql armour. you know how we do. have a picture from my work today.
Is epic cluster still dead? I used to play there, but then Xanadu was released and everyone went there. I just can't stand freedom isles.
>>318773027
epic cluster is dead. It's also trash compared to chaos anyway. Try chaos instead.
