He should be writing books.
I think he's wasted for videogames.
No, fuck that, he owes me another Alan Wake.
>>318756490
What kinda madman do you need to make such a good game and give the protagonist your face.
>he should be writing books
do you have any idea the insanely low level of entry there is for being a published writer he is in video games by choice i mean FFS the lead singer of slipknot is a three time published author
>>318756784
Books are a better form of expression for writers, I'd like to see his work in that form.
I don't see how your point is in any way relevant,
btw I hope you're not implying videogames are any better in that matter.
People who direct and write video games are failures who couldn't make it in other media like movies or books.
If he was capable of writing books, he would. But he isn't.
>>318756784
>lead singer
>writes his own songs
Not that unusual for him to be a good writer. Should've grabbed one of the hacks that writes young adult fiction.
>>318757267
corey taylor couldnt write for a game
not in a million fucking years
yet here he sits with three published book with at least 2 on best seller lists
sam lake isnt a published writer for lack of trying he just doesnt want to
>>318756621
This
>>318756490
That's right, anon. You tell the guy producing said output what he SHOULD be doing.
>>318757402
>corey taylor
>good dong writer
no
>>318757431
>corey taylor couldnt write for a game
>>318756621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8PP-Ic240
>>318757553
>dong
you gave me a smile today, anon, good job
He's not wasted, he's insanely lucky that he found a medium where he's revered as a good writer despite how mediocre he is.
>>318757345
More like he gets those comfy microshit dollars for doing nothing, so he doesn't care.
isnt this the clown that idolizes stephen king?
>>318757832
His scripts are better than scripts to many well-known movies, man.
He is not great, but he is good and knows his stuff.
Also, you forget that he actually studied the stuff.
>>318756621
> wanting another Alan Wake
Stephen King once said "yo this nigga got some shit taste yo"
The problem though is that why is he doing only Microshit?
His stuff should for all platforms. I don't know why he doesn't release games for Nintendo, PC and Sony when both Nintendo and Yoshida would fund the fuck out of his games.
>>318758664
are thoses died green or is that literally mold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-9b9HguPk
I love him so much
>>318756490
Why would you say a man you like should be destitute?
wait max payne is a real person
>>318758554
Stephen King is also known for not being able to write a ending worth shit, he better not be out for a walk when I'm driving.
>>318759275
say that 3 times fast
>>318756621
This
>>318759569
Of course
>>318758664
Because no one else would fund him before and now he's stuck with them. Such is business, if you can't fund a project on your own then you have to accept the idea of being someone's bitch in this business and only cater to what they say.
>>318757578
"Hamburger Hepler" is funnier.
>>318759641
You may have a speech impediment.
>>318759786
Which is ironic since he made one of the most memorable videogame series of the 2000s.
Who would say no to Mr.Max Payne?
>>318758554
Stephen King is also an anti guns faggot and a hack writer
>>318759852
- would you - you - should - destitute
>>318759998
What you think is all one sound is actually three
>>318759657
American nightmare was pretty fun and it's always a blast to watch Ilkka Villi .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VN7YubqDk
IT'S PAYNE
>>318760101
I'm aware how to pronounce destitute anon, you angry little man
>>318760242
I think you're getting very frustrated because you're having trouble with a non-issue. I seriously don't get what you're having difficulty with. Help us help you.
>>318760102
He's such a handsome chap
>>318760181
Was about to post this
>>318760340
what issue? I don't read posts out loud.
Are you sitting in your room just yelling shitposts to yourself?
>>318756490
I met him at the gamescom 2 years ago. He was in a hurry, with his trolley, running for the Remedy stand of the business area
I chase him and told him "you know, what Quantum Break is really missing, is a protagonist with your face. The best looking dev actually alive"
He stopped for a second, smiled at me and told me "aaw thanks!" to then hurry back at the stand.
T'was cool
Then we took a picture with Yoshida of final fantasy XIV
>>318760581
Don't lash out at nice people, anon. No one likes a mean retard.
>>318760181
WHACK DA SUCKA
>>318760181HUG 'IM!
>>318760704
I haven't lashed out. I appreciate the bumps though.
>>318758923
>i thought you guys were finnish-ed
Ur one cheeky cunt doughboy i give you that
>>318760628
he wasn't in a hurry he was fucking running from you cuz that's super creepy
also t'was?
what are you doing dawg
>>318760770
>>318760926
maybe
or maybe not
Who cares
Should have asked Yoshida about his days at Hudson soft
>>318756621
Yes pls.
Their latest project looks so uninspired and generic.
I want more old school horror books nostalgia in my videogames.
>>318760770
WHAT DA HELL?!
>>318759758
I think both Max Payne and male Commander Shepard are based on real life people faces
What are the others?
>>318761926
All those games with Ellen Page
The entirety of L.A. Noire
>>318759969
Lol. You think big businesses give a fuck? Nothing is sacred to those motherfuckers and we have the last 10 years of history to prove that.
>>318757597
He studied English in the Helsinki University and his pronunciation is still pretty horrible, kinda funny.
>>318756621
you mean a not shit Alan Wake game instead of another one
he should be write Max Payne 3
>>318763606
He should reboot Max Payne or make a prequel.
>>318763606
Yeah it's been over 10 years since the last Max Payne game. Would love to see a sequel to those games.
>>318761926
Star killer in the Force Unleashed
>>318761926
Master chief
>>318761926
It's common, they do it because it's kinda hard to straight up model a good looking face. See default Shepard vs Female Shepard.
Also Max Payne raps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7MGof_QTw
>>318760987
Their faces kinda reminds me of the faces of the actors in the still cutscenes in the games
>>318757597
Damn shame :( loved Alan Wake and the DLC/expansion
>>318756490
>He should be writing books.
Why?
>>318764583
DEA Max Payne?
Wasn't that what he did prior to MP1?
>>318756490
>"the man struck the door with an axe just like Nicholson in the Shining"
Thanks Alan, I wouldn't have got that pop culture reference otherwise.
