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Have you ever played a boy character in a video game, /v/? Doesn't
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Have you ever played a boy character in a video game, /v/? Doesn't that mean you want to be a boy?
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no, I'm not a closet dyke
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How do you get your Fallout 4 character to have a non-pancake ass? All the options seem to be super flat, but in the trailer she had a booty.
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>watching a woman's ass ass day
>totally straight
Yeah, right
Mhhmmmmmm
Totally
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Fujoshis give the rest of us girls a bad name desu
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Of course I play as a boy! With boys this cute, who wouldn't?
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>tfw L O N D O N
>always play as boy so I can seduce cute girls
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>>318743113
women are bad in general
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Fujoshis make my dick so fucking hard.

Well, the concept at least. The execution is pretty bad most of the time
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>>318742605
Censored for final release
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>>318743315
tfw no fujoshi gf constantly trying to hook you up with cute boys
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>>318743113
>nintendo girl thread
>suddenly fujos show up and start dumping shota link

everytim
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>>318742605
They realized having the option to make a woman with a sexy body in the character creation would get them shit from gaymen journalism, so they didn't allow it
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>>318743424
>implying it's not adult heterosexual men dumping Shota link

What are you, gay?
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>>318743305
>look at me imma boy!
Dick or gtfo
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Can I be a fujoshi as a male
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>>318743315
you do realize "fujoshi" literally means "rotten girl"
the entire concept is of a fucking disgusting girl that literally never bathes and smells like a dead animal all the time and does nothing but look at yaoi shit
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>boy
>choose boys when I play games
I just want to play the game, not check out the characters ass nonstop
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I want to kiss a fujoshi
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I do...every day.
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>>318743827
N E W Y O R K
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>>318743720
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>>318743720
That is my fetish.
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>>318742660
>ass ass day
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>>318744115
>>318744045
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>>318740495
That girl in the left looks like what Taylor Hebert is supposed to look like
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>>318740495
I would if they let me. There aren't many games where you can play as a boy.
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>>318740495
>women so vain they cant even draw ugly version of themselves in some shitty comic
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>>318744172
I've smelled a girls crotch during her period, and yes it knocked the wind out of me.
But it's been so long, I think a fujoshi would only be slightly less smelly than a vagina with dried blood and shit.
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>>318743720
>knew a girl that matches this description
>she was obsessed with Boy George and would never stop talking about him

I don't even know why it was Boy George, he's old as shit. Fucking spergs.
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>>318744350
The one on the left is pretty plain. Right is a qt though
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>>318743315
You mean the 2D versions?
Of course they can be good in 2D, that's the whole point of fantasy
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>>318743128
open beta fucking when
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>>318744406
They both pass for cute. And plain not even a necessarily bad attribute.

Compare it to the original male version of the two distinctively fat and ugly nerds.
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>>318744350
>acne
>dry lops
>bad hair
>ugly glasses
>eyebags
>probably shitty teeth too
Yeah man, real 10/10s.
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>>318744172

>posting best gjbu
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>>318744457
No clue! I just hit monk tonight with a friend, it's fun to play. He grinded me out chupacabra ears for that character too while I was asleep. :3
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>>318744494
GOD FORBID THEY HAVE UGLY GLASSES!
OH THE HUMANITY!
EYEBAGS?!
EEEEEEEK TOTAL NIGHTMARE!!!
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>>318744494
I bet you think Tomoko is drawn as ugly too
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>>318744487
Put makeup and long hair on the male version and it wouldn't be far from the truth.
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What was the name of the h-manga with the fujoshit who fantasized about two guys fucking each other who then ended up getting fucked by them herself?
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>>318742605

Go slightly fat from the middle of the triangle. It also only looks fat from that specific angle. Is an illusion
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>>318744494
>things that can be fixed in one night and 10 minutes
>glasses
Yep. Exactly the same as the male version.
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>>318744509
delet this
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>>318744494
>probably shitty teeth too
You're just grasping at straws with that one. Also the acne could just be freckles, seeing as they are drawn as literal dots, and some people prefer glasses. The right hairstyle is pretty cute too
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>>318744547
I want to play too
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>>318744583
You don't find her cute, do you? Show us your real 3DPD ugly girls then.
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>>318744350
>>318744563
poor little obese landwhale with forehead fat is being oppressed by the simple existence of attractive females
take your dumb frogposting and go back to crying on twitter and facebook
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>>318744547
>Tfw no one who would grind me items in games
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>>318740495
>/xivg/ posting
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>>318744583
Tomoko is a just a normal anime loli with eyebags.
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>>318744583
she is
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>>318744585
Except the male versions are obese
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>>318744657
>acne
>one night
based retard
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>>318744494
>probably shitty teeth too

You're counting something you can't even see. What the hell, anon.
The whole list is weak but this is just insulting to the whole idea of shitposting.
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>>318744816
>what is make up
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>>318743720
>knew someone like that
>like she fucking stank like what you'd expect a far old guy to smell like on a hot day
>got off on lowering myself to her level, start talking to her
>she can't stop talking about anime and memes related to anime
>I don't give a fuck about anime, I just want to ruin her
>take her on a date to the local river to go swimming
>she drops her shorts, revealing her one-piece
>her figure was okay, she had no muscle tone and barely any tits but
>fucking huge tufts of armpits hair
>she does the swimsuit model pose where they put their hands behind their head and jokes "how do I look"
>I try to think of a meme response
>"l-lewd"
>she laughs like a retard and does a cannonball
>never call her again
>never hit it
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>>318744494
It's because they're not fat. All a woman has to do to not be ugly is be fat and even them some might like them(chubby chasing kucks).

Being fat is probably one of the biggest deal breakers for most normal men though.
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>>318744803
I believe the implication here was that the stereotypical female anon is basically the fat, ugly male anon with long hair and makeup.
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>>318744695
Soon, I'm sure!
>>318744732
I was really pleased and surprised. I logged on and after playing for a bit, he just kinda traded them to me and said "You mentioned you liked these, right?", I really did not see it coming.
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>>318744816
I literally have no idea what point you're trying to make here
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>men in charge of not being pigs
Why would I wanna be a retarded smelly faggot who probably sucks at video games and watches let's play cancer?
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>tfw no GF to Play video games with and maybe fuck every now and then
>tfw no friend
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>>318744958
I'll be your piggy, oink oink ;)
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>>318744963
I'll be your friend anon :3
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>>318744640

C'mon now Anon-kun
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>>318744934
That's pretty nice. I've done similar for friends before, but I've never had anyone do it for me
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>>318744958
now call me more names, mistress!
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>>318744494

>>anime has given the world hyper-realistic expectations.
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>>318744803
Not everything has to be a literal representation of you, spergmuffin.
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>>318744963
>just want a friend who is not full normal-pleb or neetbeard and just wants to play games and watch movies together from time to time
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Serious female here. I've played as a boy a couple of times, if I think that the story flows better with a male protagonist.
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>>318744963
>tfw no friends
>tfw so used to no friends that I feel suspicious and weirded out when people act friendly towards me
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>tfw found a female friend from here
>she's average to qt and we just talk and talk every day about anything
>tfw she only has 5 friends
>i'm one of the people that talks to her the most
At least my life ain't so bad.
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>>318745104
Projecting much? He was saying it would be close to the male version of the pic, and that's not true because the male version is obese
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>>318745010
You're probably too skinny to be her pig.
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>>318745129
male here don't hit on me tho,
I basically do the same, if it's a self-insert thing I obviously pick male but if I want to role-play as someone else or the female character is just better I'm not opposed to it.
Not all characters have to be your avatar right?
Otherwise Silent Hill 3 being one of my favorite games would make me a huge fucking faggot
or maybe I am fuck it
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>>318744963
>tfw getting an onahole with the money I make selling some of my old stuff
>tfw further continuing my degeneracy via erp
>video games
Fuck the 3d world.
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>>318745019
No you won't
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>>318745104
The point is the women are drawn to be 'hollywood ugly' - that is, not ugly at all. Just some unkempt hair and lack of makeup and tada, you're ugly (not really lol).

The point is, the humour of the original comes from these huge ugly fatasses acting like shy, pretty little girls as well as being a somewhat accurate representation of the average loser anon.
With this female version someone took a look at the original, didn't really get it but just had to draw a female version because lol women. Though because they're fucking vain women, they can't actually draw themselves to be really ugly, so instead they draw cute girls and add some wild hair and little dots instead. It's fucking stupid.

r9k rant out
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>>318744963
London?
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>>318745225
y-yes mistress, I am the runt of the litter...
I'm not even good enough to eat!
p-please torture me more mistress!
amusing you is the best thing my life can achieve!
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>>318745230
Fallout 4 is an example of a game that works better with a male, fuck they even have a couple of dialogue options down the line for previous war experience and nothing like that for the female. Other games probably make more sense as a woman, but I can't think of too many
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>>318745259
>you'll never have a friend who buys you an onahole
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>>318744509
>>318744640
>>318745026
but all gjbus are the best
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>>318745327
>tfw I actually did
It was a Tenga Cup and I think I broke it
When I came in it a foam ring came out, which I assume is supposed to catch the cum but it was ripped
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>>318745319
to be fair FO4 while fun has shit dialog choices.
I've been going full charisma and it's opened hardly anything to me, it just gives me an XP bonus when I convince someone, then the same thing happens anyway.
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>>318745050
Kill yourself you stupid degenerate.
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>>318745307
>implying it wasn't drawn by men
>implying this isn't an edit to make them ugly
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>tfw narcissist
>tfw no exact clone of myself
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>>318745205
>That feel when can't make /v/ friends because when I tell them my gender they either call me a whore or ask me out then when I say no call me a whore

I just want friends without pretending to be a dude.
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>>318744350

Fat ugly guys = disgusting but fun to laugh at
Fat ugly girls = disgusting and literally not fun in any way
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>>318740495
2cute
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>>318745543
Have you tried not being fucked at cons?
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>>318745543
I'll be your friend as long as we talk semi often. I hate adding people and then only talking to them once and never again
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>>318745543
I'll be your friend buy only if you like card or strategy games.
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>>318745586
I don't hook up at cons. I don't even make friends, I'm too spaghetti.

>>318745619
I don't mind. Sometimes I disappear for a cpuple of weeks because of work, but I apologize profusely.
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>>318745543
Sorry, I can only direct all my attention to one girl at a time.

Hopefully others here will take you up on your offer.

I'm happy with my only female friend.
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>>318745385
There are things like getting the key for Kellog's house for free and not having to kill the people trying to rob the Diner, which can give you caps and completes a quest instantly
Also the game show Robot gives you 300 at max check and the quarry guy gives you 150, not that caps matter
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>>318745543
That's very easy, just add decent people.

>Decent person: Person who has lived through some sort of hardship and came out better for it.
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>>318745619
>tfw you just don't have a lot of shit to say
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>>318745543
I'd probably treat you like a normal person and then you'd say "you're just treating me like a normal person because you know I don't want you to ask me out or be treated like a whore" and then I'd say "n-no really I just want to be freinds!" then you'd say "just friends? I knew it you're a fucking beta faggot trying to cling into a friend zone" then I'd say "fine then f-fuck you!" then you'd say "I knew it, I won't fuck you so you act like an asshole" then I say "I wish you were a black man"
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>>318745690
>I don't hook up at cons
>Going to cons

Fuck off. I'm glad your dad died by the way.
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>>318745668
Depends on what you mean by strategy. AoE2, yes. EUIII, not so much.

>>318745690
>cpuple

Virtual keypads are hard.
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>>318745543
>guaranteed_replies.post

You're a man.
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>>318745690
That's fine by me. I'm not gonna sperg out because you have a life outside steam
Steamcommunity.com/id/profileid3
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>>318745727
A-are you saying I'm not a good person? Really rude anon.
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>>318745543
Ok faggarela, let's see if there's enough common interest in you to be worth friendlisting.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/61214192324/
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>>318745543
sorry im only friends with people who play supreme commander
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>>318745742
this
ya blew it
going to cons is a big red flag.

>>318745769
>using an ipad to post
ok D R O P P E D
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>>318745543

Need to learn how to handle the bantz.

It's always so awkward when a girl enters the server because everyone stops acting normal and tries to be polite and respectable all of a sudden. Then the one guy who keeps shit talking like he was before gets dogpiled by the white knights for doing it to the girl.
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>>318745307
It's possible for ladies to be vain about being fat. Tumblr has shown us this truth.
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>>318745769
>Depends on what you mean by strategy. AoE2, yes. EUIII, not so much.
Turn-Based Strategy or Tactics game. RTS is too twitchy for me.
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>>318745543
Do you play fighting games?
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>>318745810
hahaha Yuropoors
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>>318745779
Yes, it's a very basic truth, people who haven't lived through hardship can be nice, but that's as far as it gets, they will never be legitimately good people at heart, because they have no concept of the value of things such as interpersonal relationships, trust, etc.
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>>318745823
>tfw the session ends with the shit flinging guy getting a private cam session for not being a defensive pussy
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>>318745697
None of those things have a significant impact though.
You get Kellog's ket for keepsies when you eventually kill the Mayor for being synth, I have only ever gone back to the dinner a couple times and have never bought chems from the people you spare and 300 caps is absolutely nothing when you have 30,000 caps on your person and nothing to buy.
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>>318745895
I am that guy
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Jesus christ you fucks are gullible.

Some fat nerd pretends to be a girl on 4chan and you immediately fucking fall for it every time.

Absolutely pathetic. You deserve to die virgins.

pic related what the "girl" you're all responding to really looks like
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>>318740495
>tfw gf is fujoshi

i honestly dont know how to feel

except for love because i love her a lot
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>>318745543
>tfw people always assume you're a girl when you're actually a guy
>>318745727
Not everybody is a decent/nice person after living through some kind of hardship
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>>318745823

Women don't understand banter because they're coddled too much by society.
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>>318745882
You're hurting me anon you know that. You're not a good person yourself saying such mean things to others.
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>>318745948
>shitty low-budget Flash animation
2/10
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>>318745948
Do you play fighting games?
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>>318745872
>Amerikeks
Western Europeans are fucking omega kucks, glorious Thracian master race here.
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>>318745731
That's pretty extreme. Have you been hurt before, anon?

>>318745742
My dad isn't dead. We went fishing last week. Maybe he's died since then, but I think someone would tell me.

I like buying art at cons.

>>318745818
It's an android phone. I'm not at home.

>>318745823
I admit I'm bad at that. I don't get self righteous or anything, I just find it hard to deal with. It hurts my feelings, I suppose.


I'll add the guys who posted their things when I get home. I didn't expect this many replies and I'm derailing the thread, so I'll go now. Sorry.
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>>318745543
you're probably a dude, but what's your steam name?
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>>318745994
>s-stop insulting my new girlfriend I just met in this thread! she's going to add me on steam and we're going to have sex and get married!
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>>318745948
do you really think people care?
even if it was a really hot girl who for some reason wants the /v/irgin dick, none of us is ever going to touch her.
It honestly makes no effective difference if faggots get off to a fake girl or a real one when it's just text.
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>>318746017
dumb phone poster
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>>318745960
There's a second part to the post as well, maybe learn to read sentences to the end.
>>318745976
Sometimes you have to hurt the ones you love in order to help them.
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>>318745543
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>318743559
Hes right though. Even that Different Strokes show said it too.

Gay porn is about adults
Shota is about young fictional children
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>>318746017
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WHORE

AND EVERYONE WHO'S REPLYING TO HER WITH ANY RESPONSE BESIDES TELLING HER TO FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELVES TOO
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>>318746017
Hope your dad is still alive, fishing is neat
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>>318746121
>mad no one is giving you attention

You have a dick, so suck it up pansy, it's natural for people with testicles to want to help out people without, git fucking gud fuccboi.
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Fuck fujioshis. They're incapable of understanding the different bonds between men and mistake them all for some budding homosexual attraction. It's because the concept of actual friendship is foreign to most women considering how much they shit talk even their best friends behind their back.

Every fujo gf I ever had shipped me irl with my best friends and wanted me to fuck them. Sick shit.
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>>318746121
this thread was doomed from the start anon...
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>>318746121

i put the peanut butter and jelly in the ass

i call it a peanut butter and jelly ass sandwich

but your gonna be calling it lunch
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>>318746082
>There's a second part to the post as well, maybe learn to read sentences to the end.
fuck
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>>318746217
It's true.
a female friend of mine recently got a job and she instantly hates the only female worker there.
No reason for it either.
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>>318746017
>Have you been hurt before, anon?
no, just kidding around.
It is something that crossed my mind though, you don't want to be too nice to a girl so she thinks you're hitting on her or one of those "m'lady" types but at the same time you don't want to be cold to people.
I guess it's the same catch 22 as whether to open the door or not, you never know if they're going to expect it or be insulted by you doing it.
I don't want to be a doormat or a douchebag.
I guess by having to consider it I'm kind of both.
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>>318746217
I moved near-ish Tampa recently. What's going on in that picture? I'm filled with fear.
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>>318745543
>tfw have never had that problem
>tfw it's probably because I'm married
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>>318745948
I don't care about gender, but I do care about cute things.
>>318745543 comes off as cute, so my interest is piqued.
Sluts I dislike, no matter whether they have a dick or vagina.
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>>318745543
>I just want friends

then seek out other girls.
guys in vidya are sexually frustrated and desperate. trying to be 'just friends' with them as a girl is like a liquor store owner trying to be 'just friends' with a dry alcoholic. it's just not going to work.

why am i even explaining this? you know it perfectly well and probably just get off on teasing desperate virgins while simultaneously doing the old
>dont hit on me silly bois ;)
girl gamer routine
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>that obligatory "i'm a female who hides her gender gosh it's so hard to be me" post that gets a million replies from failed normies

yep, it's a girl gamer thread alright

reported and hid
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>>318746082
Please tell me how to become good person then.
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>>318745543
you got a steam? id love to talk to you more. No reason why really you just seem like a really interesting person haha. we could play some games too if youre into that but would be down just to talk to lol. got a coulple steam games just sitting in my inventory unused and you could have them if you want haha.. no big deal really i wasnt doing anything with them any way.. youd be doing me a favor taking them.. got natural selection 2.. magica.. arma 3.. really i dont even care about them please take them from me haha.. but really you seem like one of the few cool people who actually come to this site and id love to talk to u so whats your steam please? lol
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>>318746217

The problem with women is that they think "bros before hoes" is a universal term that applies to them as well.

:^)
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>>318746278
There's a reason anon. Competition. She has to split all that sweet sweet attention with another girl, and based on her instant hate I guarantee you the other girl is hotter
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>>318746278
Thats just women in general
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>/v/ - normalfag chatrooms

I remember a time when this site had some tiny semblance of being good.
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>>318745543
Fuck off degenerate. You're born with balls, you'll stay a male.
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>>318746383
>posts about normies
>posts normie meme
dumb frogposter
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>this thread
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>>318746438
So 2005?
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>>318746385
Be honest
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>>318746356
Do you instantly lead conversations by telling them you're married?
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>>318746357
>le cute kawaii uguu~ desu ne senpaibaku
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>>318746217
It's really not all that different from otakus, so really if you don't like one you probably won't like the other.
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>>318746474

2003
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>>318743559
just like how lesbian porn and theres-no-word-for-lesbian-lolis is the same thing too
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>>318745948
Source?
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>>318746460
use this next time
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>>318746551
>theres-no-word-for-lesbian-lolis
yuri?
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>>318746482
Nah. I guess it's weird when you put it that way.
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>>318746567
it's a feminist cartoon that they played at one of their "we won gamergate" talks.
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>>318746309
I just treat the girls I know like anyone else and it works out fine. Turns out at least some of them appreciate having someone around to bring down the bantz when it's appropriate.
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>>318746480
Ok, done for like past 20 years. Whats's next.
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>>318746551
underage lesbians I imagine would be a good word for that.
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>>318744640
Amazing taste anon
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Talking to a girl isn't interesting unless you add flirty spice to it though.

Even if you don't intend on fucking them it just makes the conversation more fun.
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>>318746385
It's easy, suffer and learn from it. If you've had an easy life, you're incapable of comprehending many things. You do not know the worth of something until you've had it and lost it, it's that simple. Without experiencing the lack, you do not know the value.
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>Tfw you have to act like a guy 99% of the time just so you don't get hit on

I just want a guy friend who doesn't try to hit on me, why you guys gotta hit on the few gamer girls that are out there?
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>>318746639
yeah that's generally how I behave too, I'm just saying occasionally you come to that crossroads where you have to decide whether to be polite and risk looking like a creep or keeping to yourself and risk looking like an asshole.
If you're already decent friends this is never an issue obviously.
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>>318746621
Yeah I was just wondering how they knew so soon. Good for you though, how long have you been married?
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>>318746551
Shota has no natural association with gay though.
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>>318746738
Stop playing kek tier games then, dyke.
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>>318746492
It's alright, we're in this together.
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>>318746738
>just so you don't get hit on
you ever thought that maybe they're just being nice?
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>>318746503
Getting seriously involved with women who are into anime is one of the stupidest things you can do, for obvious reasons. It's only matched in stupidity with getting involved with a woman who browses 4chan.

And a combination of the two?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>318746694
I think it's pretty fun just ripping on them.
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>>318746738
why would you have pictures of the nichijou girl if you're a girl though?
that's what I don't get, why would girls posting in a "why do I have to pretend to be a guy" thread post cute anime girls like an avatar?
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>>318746738
You're so rare. It's literally like finding a diamond ring in a septic tank.
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>>318746738
>tfw last girl gamer I playing with was hitting on me
>didn't return her advances, just wanted to play vidya and exchange bantz
>she deletes me
Why do you gamer girls have to treat me like a piece of meat, huh?
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>>318746738
I'd like to hit you with my fists
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>>318746738
No shit you have to act like a guy since you are one.


Like seriously do any of you retards actually believe there a girls on /v/ clammoring for your attention?
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>>318745543
I don't believe you. Purely because of this:
>I just want friends without pretending to be a dude.
You say it like you need to do anything at all. People assume male by default.
All you need to do is just don't go around shouting "i have a vagina pay attention to me". Those people that call you a whore were probably in the right.
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>>318746714
That sounds really closed-minded and sorry to say that but you just sound stupid. Just because you can't comprehend value of things without losing them doesn't mean all people are this stupid.
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>>318746738
Do you play fighting games?
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>>318743315
I love it because it's a girl who would be obsessed with me just because I'm a guy who enjoys her.
And enjoying her would make her even more crazy for me.
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>>318746832
It's secretly a mentally ill faggot.

Real girls post unfunny pictures that they think are funny, usually with a tumblr filename or something.
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>>318746738
Because finding a woman with a decent personality and taste in video games is incredibly hard. A lot of people go full autismo trying to lock one down when they come across a gamer girl
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>>318746738
>tfw you act like a girl 99% of the time so bois hit on you
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>>318746383
>frogposter posts
>it's a shitpost
every time
People might start taking you seriously if you stop using facebook memes
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baka desu senpai
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>>318746801
I'm not a dyke lol
>>318746807
Nah m8, I literally get "ey bb wnt sum fuk" tier messages sent to me whenever I reveal my gender
>>318746832
Because I like the show?
>>318746856
Then don't even try, just enjoy your video games anon
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>this thread already has 200 posts


Wait let me guess, the mods are ALSO replying to the faggots pretending to be girls hoping they can get laid.
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>>318746979
>tfw you act like a bully 99% of the time so girls cry at you
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>she sends you a picture of her face
>she's actually cute
>suddenly feel disgustingly ugly
>know deep down she'll delete me after she sees my face
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>>318746738
I'm trying to figure out what 'acting like a girl' even means outside of using voice chat. Seriously, how the fuck does that even work when playing video games?
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>>318746936
>Real girls post unfunny pictures that they think are funny, usually with a tumblr filename or something.

He's onto us.
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>There exist SJW Fujoshi

I HOPE THE MARVEL MOVIES BOMB AND GLAD YOUR SHERLOCK TRIGGERED YOU IN ZOOLANDER YOU FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>318746983
I feel bad for frog posters. Must be just incredibly shitty having your favorite meme go so mainstream it's used by celebrities on social media. Thank god baneposting is safe
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i'm a male gamer ask me anything
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>>318747051
It means typing like a faggot.
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>tfw i am the only real boy in this thread
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>>318747024
The mods ARE the girls, Anon.
You've already lost.
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>>318746819
I'm not disagreeing I'm just clarifying the problem with fujishits is almost always the same ones you'd find in otakus as mates. Both are unappealing and frankly suck unless they're well adjusted ones and even then nobody is going to want them as a mate outside of people who don't think they can do any better.
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>>318747076
I feel bad for 4chan users (such as myself) We've had out whole site go to shit because of invading normalfags who shit up threads using them as chatrooms with people they THINK are girls.
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>>318746880
She probably just got bored of you
>>318746916
Yeah I play them occasionally
>>318746953
Then just don't go fucking autistic and we might want to play with you again!
>>318746979
Good job anon
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>>318747154
>She probably just got bored of you
and this is why we don't care about girls
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>>318747019
I'll be your friend if you can handle bantz.
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>>318747104
How many times have you been cyber-abuzed
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>>318747019
>Because I like the show?
it just seems weird how all these "real girls" conveniently all post pictures of cute anime girls.
Mainly because it seems to serve guys exactly what they would want.
None of these girls post simpsons images or weird youtube caps or anything that diverges from the anime girl macro.
I mean it just seems really, really convenient.
They could be girls in reality, but in that case aren't they kind of just asking for male poster attention like they say they don't want?
I don't know, it just feels like the images everyone is using completely flies in the face of what they're posting.

not a bandicoot btw
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>>318747154
How much is occasionally?
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>>318746907
Children usually don't understand mature matters, that's why almost everyone is far left on the political spectrum when they're a teenager. You might have "decent values" or whatever meme you like to call your sense of morality, but without context, you're just acting and will likely screw up under pressure or make the flat out wrong decision based on emotions and lack of experience and end up fucking everything up.
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>>318747121
Sure you are, Pinocchio
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Haha i already have a dick
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>>318747121
That's probably true, but I'm the only real man
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>>318747104
Do you play fighting games?
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Daily reminder that if you're an American and the girl you like doesn't meet this criteria then you're just setting yourself up to get kucked.

http://pastebin.com/JnWFPfSb
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>>318747154
I'm sure that was her reasoning. I just thought it was funny that not hitting on a girl and just wanting to play video games got me deleted
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>join voice chat
>from my voice people tell i'm a guy
>all of a sudden get bombarded by girls asking me stuff about myself and sending friend requests
>just want to play video games

So hard being a gamerboy ;(
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>>318743720
I too know a girl like that.

Truly rotten in her soul as well.
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>>318747206
You're on to me anon, I got literally over 10 replies and I'm not a girl. I'm pretty sure the anime image helps a lot
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>>318745205
>met girl like this through a friend
>talk to her all the time
>we share a bunch of hobbies and interests
>she says I'm the only one she knows that likes a lot of it
>try asking her out
>she says she's not looking for a relationship but wants to stay friends
>I'm fine with it because I still like talking with her
>tfw she started avoiding me

I just miss talking with her.
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>>318746460
THIS PICTURE IS MIRRORED AND TRIGGERED ME
I WAS DOWN ON THE RIVER FRONT FUCKING 3 DAYS AGO AT NAMCO STATION AND THIS ISN'T RIGHT
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>these trannies and mentally ill faggots pretending to be girls
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>>318747302
>used goods
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>>318746819
what would be bad about a woman who likes anime and 4chan? both those things are pretty cool desu
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>>318747386
>these virgins and mentally ill retards falling for it
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>>318746460
HERE
THIS IS HOW IT ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOKS IRL
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>>318747212
Already starting with generalizations and calling me a kid. You're really closed-minded and simple person.
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>>318745543
R O N D O N
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>>318747302
>White
haha fuck that!
Americanized white women are the prest form of cancer in the US.

You should avoid them like the plague. Let Jamal, Jose, and John Ngyuen take them.
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>>318746567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa8ikoNy3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wiKqBgsp4A
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>>318747191

once on runescape
I think he was a pedophile

>>318747293

yeah but not well
really liked SC2
I actually own a hori fighting edge
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>>318747179
Exactly, I don't want you to care about me retard
>>318747207
Whenever my friends play them I join in
>>318747320
what I don't get is why guys take it so personally when I delete them, if a guy deleted you it wouldn't matter but becausei a grill deletes you it's the end of the world baka
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>>318747416
When you grow up and learn to write like a normal person you'll realize what type of women those things attract, tourist.
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>>318746819
>women with the same hobbies as you is a bad thing
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>>318747443
Nice try, Schlomo.
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>>318747431
So the same thing but from a different angle?
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>>318747326
I know how you feel bro.
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>>318747302
>how to avoid being keked
>white
is this a parody?
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>>318747326
Show us your dick
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>>318747495
What fighting games do your friends play?
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>>318747613
hahahahahahah
Nailed it.
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>tfw you enjoy all sexes equally

It only takes a little bit of self-esteem and restraint to not go through mental BSOD when you talk to the opposite sex.

Consult the relationships memo:
-Do you like the person?
-Have you known them for more than one month?
-Do you have regular interactions with them?
-Do they enjoy those interactions as much as you do?

If you've answered "yes" to all of these, try to approach them romantically. If they decline, don't be a fucking sperg and shut off all contact. How fucking hard is it to treat the opposite sex as friends? What is so mind-boggling in this concept?
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>>318747302
Have you more pantsu images?
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>Tfw abslutely zero selfesteem
>Tfw been called cute
>Feel weird and have no idea how to repond
Pls halp ;_;
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