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>coworkers talking about skyrim
>"yeah I killed so and so on accident"
>"you can kill questgivers?"
>"Yeah you can kill every single NPC in the game apart from major storyline NPCs and children"
>"haha the children are the toughest people in skyrim"
>I chime in
>"there's a mod that allows you to kill them
>silence
>"Why would you want to, anon?"
NORMIES REEEEEEEEE
>yeah well in morrowind you can kill everyone including NPCs important to the story
>that's dumb anon
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>>318737595
>>318737514
>>"Why would you want to, anon?"
You wouldn't mod a GF would you?
>>318737514
>tfw hurling children against mountain sides in Black and White made me rock hard because of the agonized screams
That was the moment I lost my humanity.
>>318737514
Well, why would you, anon? Why would you want to kill children?
>>318738768
Have you stopped beating your wife?
I don't want to kill children. I want to not be surrounded by inexplicably incorporeal/immortal entities.
>>318738768
Maybe I want to commit total genocide.
Maybe it pisses me off that the game is hard coded that I can't kill some characters arbitrarily and that limits my immersion as a powerful character.Maybe I get a power trip from killing children in front of their parents
>>318737514
>Talking about vidya at work
This happens?
>>318739095
It does for skyrim
>>318737595
In Morrowind there aren't even any children
>coworkers talking about senran kagura
>"yeah I felt up so and so with my touch input"
>"you can touch the girls?"
>"Yeah you can do anything to every single girl in the game apart from kissing them"
>"haha that would be fucking weird"
>I chime in
>"there's a patch that allows you to kiss them"
>silence
>"Why would you want to, anon?"
>>318739496
is this the birth of a new eric meemee?
>>318739751
No, it's a sign that you should kill yourself my man
>study group talking about Steam
>one guy doesn't know what it is
>someone described it as "Xbox Live for computers but free"
>guy didn't know that there's basically no difference between computer games and console games
>didn't know that games could be released on PC AND console
>people talking about how many steam games they own
>10 or so to a max of 30
>"how many games do you have on your steam, anon?"
>sweating intensifies
>a h-hundred and fifty maybe
>stunned stares
This just happened today, too.
>>318740163
And how many of those have you beaten, anon?
>>318740163
I met someone who had 980 and she has like 4 more now than since I met her less than a week ago.
>>318740246
Most of them, I'm not a backlog kinda guy
Granted, a portion of game are those that don't have win conditions.
But there are very few games in there that have less than 10 hours playtime, and most have way more than that
>>318740341
At first I thought you meant A 980, like the graphics card, so I was really impressed when you said she got 4 more.
>>318740396
That would be one fat computer.
>>318740396
>>318737514
Imagine if you mentioned the rape mods.
>>318737514
just say "because they're fucking annoying"
it's true desu
>>318740163
shoulda concealed your power level so you don't get treated as an outcast nerd hindering your chances at getting supple girl/boy pussy
>>318740341
fuck her if she isn't ugly and eat her out desu
>>318740163
>how many games do you have on Steam anon
>I don't use steam, I pirate stuff
>I could never figure that stuff out, you must be a genius
>>318740163
>150
Shitty normie casual. 414 here.
>cowokers talking about /v/
>"yeah I dumped lots of gay furry porn without even getting banned"
>"you can shitpost on /v/ without getting banned"
>"yeah, you can post chicks with dicks and talk about how it isn't gay all day"
>"hahaha what a shit board"
>I chime in
>"actually, I got banned for posting lolis once"
>silence
>"Why would you want to, anon?"
NORMIES REEEEEEEE
