How do three koalas and an ostrich manage to pilot a starship?
>>318729023
They helped engage the auto-pilot, A.I. Adam was the one who actually piloted the thing
The same way they managed to get to said ship in touched by X-parasites
[s]Metroid Fusion Thread, Go[s]
>>318729483
Untouched*
>>318729023
It's such bullshit that the fusion suit's not an alt in smash
>>318729023
Did anyone else not like the green fusion suit? It just looked...gross to me and I immediately wanted the cooler blue one back.
They're X-parasites
>>318729789
Everyone felt that way about it. Everyone.
I'd even say lots of people disliked every Fusion suit, except the one with Varia suit colors that you only get in one room.
>that slut who stole your metroid fusion then pretended you raped her
>>318729023
Did you not save them at the end of Super Metroid? They fly away in their own spaceship at the very end. They may look like animals, but they're intelligent lifeforms aka aliens.
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLASMA BEAM
All the fusion suits look like ass.
>>318729023
Fusion was the only Metroid game I played and I loved it.
Does Samus keep them as pets or does she toss them out to get enslaved again?
>>318731448
Going by past behavior, the latter.
>>318730168
This
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>>318731448
>Samus in charge of caring for something
>>318730168
If it means we get more X-parasite scenarios then this
>>318732079
We're running out of gimicky pseudo=tribal designs for new X-suits, though.
>lolsup Samus? I'm not actually ded, lol
>... why in FUCK'S NAME did you wait until NOW to tell me that?
>>318729023
Prime 3 had a cut log entry that said the Monkey things were considered a pest because they loved touched Federation tech.
>>318729023
Metroid Fusion 2 when?
>>318731294
it has by far the best bosses of any of the sidescrollers
>>318730364
>>318730198
Blue and purple are aesthetic as fuck. Honestly liked the green one too, the orange was the only boring one. Purple is best.
>>318730364
What a waste of space. Sorry bro
