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Filename thread
Next time you start a filename thread at least dump some stuff yourself to kick it off
Too lazy to do it myself
Suppose I'll dump my folder.
>>318729214
why are they doing this?
>>318729363
China is a shithole, why else?
Those platforms break all the time and result in death, so they test/avoid them now
>>318729065
>>318729363
An accident happened before where a guy fell through and the machine ripped off his leg.
>>318729363
because there was a huge a problem with some mall in China where a woman fell through the floor at the top of an escalator and died. There's several gifs and news reports on it as well. I'll try to find some
>>318729363
some woman fell through the top of an escalator in ching chong ping ling and was eviscerated on camera.
>>318729459
>>318729478
>>318729537
holy shit what the fuck
i thought they all watched that shitty final destination movie or something
>>318729545
goddamn post timers
did you feel /v/?
>>318729652
I thought he was using a potato to crack that open before I realised it was a rock.
>>318729618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U6Xd-awFoM
>>318726213
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>318729214
Do they not have stairs in those stores?
>>318730062
Do you use stairs when you go to shopping mall?
>>318730101
I would if i actually believed that escalators could kill me ya dummy
>>318729852
This is some anime shit right here
>>318729907
DSP.png
>>318730275
there's always one
>>318729363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbueXOBA5aA
>>318729065
It's stuff like this that makes me wish I could figure out the editor. Is it just me, or are the controls incredibly unintuitive?
>>318727425
Kek
>>318729295
Holy shit I used to go to a place liek that when I was young, shit was fun as fuck
>>318730572
Story?
>>318728908
Kek
>>318729978
underrated post
>>318729486
HAHAHA
>>318730572
This is so much better with sound
>BLYYAATTT
>>318730072
baka desu senpai
>>318731025
That's both utterly adorable and totally badass
>>318730826
Those rockets get shot out of their silo with like compressed air, then the engine ignites once it's clear of the bay. That rocket's engine decided to not work, meaning that it was about to hit the ground near the cameraman.
>>318729486
Kek. I love you, anon.
>>318729214
I don't get this. Why are they afraid of the area after the stairs?
>>318727425
His wife killed him when he got home
>>318729907
/v/
>>318731267
Why have the lock if you are just going to lost the code
>>318729652
>SCREWDRIVERS AND OTHER SO CALLED TOOLS ARE AMERICAN SCUM
>>318729907
Bethesda fans
>>318729186
>chicken hat
pfffffft
>>318728908
lol'd desu
Help me out here .
>>318729618
>they all watched that shitty final destination movie or something
Living in China is like starring in a shitty Final Destination movie.
>>318731660
>Chicken
>>318729847
I was thinking "why the fuck does he have a potato in a case"
>>318731690
try putting
hahaepicmemeroflmao.jpg
>>318730826
Russian military might being shown
>>318731637
I always wondered why it didn't brutally kill the old couple.
>>318729907
>>318731637
bears all like "man, what the fuck? you guys so stupid you cant see me? hey where you going? can i come?"
>>318729295
>there will never ever be another F-Zero
>>318731863
We've gone too far.
>>318731337
Read the thread
>>318731337
>being this new
>>318731637
Bears are real chill till you piss them off
>>318731812
bears don't attack people unless they're really hungry, they're cornered, or they're protecting cubs. This bear isn't hungry and the old people ignored it so it basically just watched them until it was satisfied that they had fucked off and were no threat.
>>318731812
it's just a brown bear man, hell most bears are pretty damn timid
now grizzlies, FUCK grizzlies
>>318729214
Can someone tell my why they're acting that way?
>>318732064
If only escalators were built with emergency stop buttons.
>>318729902
Are you serious?
>>318732138
see this webm: >>318732064
>>318731995
>>318727156
underated post
>>318732064
People laughed at me when I was younger for being afraid of escalators, but now everyone knows what I knew all along. They eat people.
>>318732064
she survived right?
>>318732064
I ain't watching that shit again nigga.
>>318732298
squished into paste
>>318732064
Oh shit. Has that ever happened in murica though? How can they fuck up so bad?
>>318729852
This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in I don't know how long. My sides hurt from so much laughing thank you anon.
>>318729214
Is this some sort of chinese bad luck thing?
>>318731467
Maybe it's a kindergarten you retarded fuck
>>318732298
>she survived right?
>>318732337
>Has that ever happened in murica though?
America has building codes and health inspectors.
We also don't build bridges out of Styrofoam and rotting garbage.
>>318732298
nope the escalator fucking ate her, she let go because it had ground her legs into hamburger
>>318732380
All the more reason not to leave the code out in the open
>>318730458
This is why the ones in america have an emergency stop button on the top and bottom.
>>318732298
She was literally already dead when that person grabbed her arm
>>318732298
Of course not. She was ground into a hamburger like substance.Seriously.
>>318732378
There have been cases in China of people falling into escalators and being crushed to death. This is in reaction to those events, which have gained quite a bit of infamy.
>>318731690
the future of dialog wheels
>>318732476
So would she make good hamburgers? Maybe a tasty meatloaf?
>>318732439
Oh shit you're even more of a retarded fuck than I realise
Protip: The kids in there can't read or understand the concept of a doorcode
>>318731380
pics
>>318732552
But a paedophile does the teacher should let the kids in
>>318731558
>Not maining Uncle Herman
>>318732581
It has to be the blonde one that falls again, you can't make this shit up
/co/ here.
Here's a classic from our board's filename threads. What's a /v/ related filename that would work for it?
>>318732781
Ninja Theory reboots Where's Wally.jpg
>>318732153
>>318732337
>>318732064
The Mall workers standing at the top were fucking incompetent , they knew for 4-5 minutes before the video starts that the panel was loose.
What do they do? Stop the escalator or put up signs that the escalator is closed? Nope.
They just stand at the top, and as customers reach the top go "Hey, this floor is loose." Leaving the customer ZERO time to turn back or take the fucking stairs.
Then again, this is china, they probably went "Oh man these chicks are pretty hot, put them in a cute uniform with a skirt... what? Training? Nah, they're hot."
>>318731558
>not maining uncle herman
>>318731690
Mass Effect 3 choices
>>318729978
When M.J died my local news had on a "celebrity grave expert", swear to god.
>>318732064
FUCK I think i'll take the stairs now
>>318731762
Okay, now why the fuck did he have a rock in a case?
>>318729938
let`s see...
baka desu senpai
>>318733249
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>318729852
>Bloodborne PvP
>>318733342
what the fuck
are we free from the weeb words
baka desu senpai
>>318733431
This the moron who wanted to kick a hand grenade?
>>318732781
this is not crossed for sure, what is this?
>>318733590
Weebs > niggers.
>>318732917
not bad
>>318733342
baka desu senpai
>>318732781
>Dwarven Tantrums.jpg
>>318732064
Fuck man. The kid lived but how the fuck do you ever mentally recover from watching something like THAT happen to your mother?
>>318730865
lol'd
good album too
>>318732190
shit movie
>>318732064
When i was 5 my shoelace got caught in an escalator and started dragging me into the endpoint.
My foot was only a cm away before my dad slammed the emergency stop button and cut my lace off.
You don't fuck with those things.
>>318727156
vintage
>>318733872
my sides. what the hell did he try to clock him with?
>>318731812
Most animals are terrified of humans.
>>318732930
>>Then again, this is china, they probably went "Oh man these chicks are pretty hot, put them in a cute uniform with a skirt... what? Training? Nah, they're hot."
>This is only ever happens in China
>>318734060
>and this is to go even further beyond
>>318734060
I love the way that guy grabs one fucking bottle of water to try and put him out
>>318734328
Yeah but at least in 1st world countries if said hot chicks are responsible for peoples safety we always make sure there's a machine or a man on standby to actually fix things should something go wrong.
>>318732758
She lost balance. You try standing on the edge of a body of water after just recently falling in. It's not like she went full retard. God damn.
>>318731863
first the poe story and now this. i've been here too long
>>318734197
The inmate died
>>318734261
looks like a roll of trash bags
>>318734060
Why did he try to kill himself?
>>318731690
>Karma systems
>>318734773
I'm pretty sure I can reliably stand up no matter what I happen to be a foot away from the edge of without immediately toppling back over that edge.
I don't have to attempt getting out of a pool 5 times because I keep falling back into it. Bitch is just an idiot.
>>318735006
he was the head of a union and did that to protest the privatisation of coal to China (hes from mongolia)
>>318732298
Y-Yeah, anon. She's fine. All cozy back at home with her son.
>>318732064
That kid right there is a future Dexter-esque serial killer.
>>318732064
>Ah good you saved the child. We can sell him to a sweatshop for 25 US cents.
>>318735303
here's the video: https://youtu.be/mQGalXNGj0U
...this is wild, but that one dude on the far left. his reaction is actually pretty funny, like oddly stoic throughout it all
>>318732781
>Aerith and Waldo
kek
>>318733872
i think i cracked a rib from laughing
>>318730471
I couldn't even figure out how to get to the editor.
I couldn't even find it.
Maybe it wasn't in the 3dm copy?
>>318735438
Or maybe something not-stupid, like a politician who pushes for better safety laws.
>>318734808
One less criminal mouth to feed desu
>>318734808
I love happy endings.
>>318729547
>"This guy gotta reference Saltspyre"
>He does
You had ONE job and you did it well.
>>318732252
jan and Wayne Skylar
>>318735591
And the resident evil crew too.
>>318736003
that ended well
>>318736148
GRIFFITH!!!!!!!
>>318734610
whats that from?
>>318736568
who draws these
>>318736652
Anonymous
>>318736478
holy fuck thats a long webm
>>318731267
Wait_a_minute_that_card.png
>>318731129
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
TSIMFUCKUS???
>>318737008
DELETE THIS
>>318735591
And resident evil crew on the piller next to them
baka desu senpai
>>318736560
Parasyte/ Kiseijuu
enjoyable anime
>>318729214
> that webm where the mother actually falls down there and her child watches her die
triggered
>>318732930
Helping people in China is illegal.
>>318732064
My family always thought I was weird being afraid of those fucking things and taking stairs instead. Looks like my fear is justified.
>>318737223
I thought so, but the guy didn't really exhibit any off the regular things in that anime, so i was a bit confused. Looks like something else i've seen, but i can't for the life of me remember what it was.
>>318737258
Is it time for PC Gore to take over?
>>318737258
Oh no he sawed off a piece of plastic.
>>318737258
Fucking smart
>>318737258
Global: all gore belongs on /b/
>>318737350
theres absolutely nothing wrong with cutting off the lock.
>>318737498
It should work fine if he dried it and then cleaned the water residue properly... Should have taken the battery out though.
>>318731558
> Deal with it Dave
why did that make me laugh so hard
>>318737258
Is this bad?
>>318732581
>white people
>>318737535
That piece of plastic only holds the card in place and does absolutely nothing else.
>>318729652
why can't he does it in more civilized way?
>>318737535
To all of you newfags out there, this was when the 7800 was brand new, $600.
>>318735291
5 stars
>>318737258
you think that's bad...
my friend bought the i7-920 when it first came out, and tried to install it in his old e-machine. it didn't fit in the socket so he cut off some of the extra pins on the side so that it would fit..
i wish he would've just asked me first.
>>318736003
Clever video game filename, friend.
>>318737769
Probably to poke even more fun at the kid by showing that his "invention" can be made without even needing a screwdriver.
>>318737561
>That feel when I drilled holes into my first Mobo because the screws weren't alligned with my tiny hand me down case.
I have learned much.
>>318737823
That's one elaborate, disgusting and unfunny waste of time and resources.
>>318737839
I was under impression homosexual intercourse belongs to the category of "videogame culture".
Could've fooled me, /v/
>>318737035
adalia rose aka tsim fuckus' identical twin sister from another mister
whored out on the internet for money and fame by her psycho mother
>>318737965
seizure?
>>318737965
What's going on here?
>>318737965
christ. Did he have a seizure or something?
>>318732341
hellboy_2_ending.jpg
>>318738031
Neither of them was wearing a skirt, come on, anon.
>>318737965
>when the bong hit
>>318737965
What the fuck is going on here
>>318735245
>This is fine
>>318738081
>>318738103
>>318738050
He realized he was driving a V6 Mustang
>>318737965
Why would you drive a car if you knew you were prone to random blackouts?
>>318733590
baka desu senpai
>>318738417
Clever, but not vidya
>>318731025
>Even in Diapers I Still Serve
>>318731267
The only sin is that it appears to be in Comic Sans.
>>318732674
There's either another set of doors or it can be hard locked to nullify the keypad at closing time. Besides, it's not like anyone can just walk in and pedophiling.
Source: I work for a kindergarten.
>>318739016
Context?
>>318739081
How do you ever turn it off once it's on?
>>318739127
You don't.
>>318739127
That's what makes it unbeatable.
>>318739032
You're a retard
>>318739127
wait until battery is dead
>>318739127
You can't.
It renders that area inhabitable by human life.
>>318739189
And you suck cock, still doesn't answer the question.
>>318739312
What a tard. American apple juice contains more sugar than a soda "light" doesn't mean shit.
This is why you and your children are fat.
>>318739440
The point isn't to provide a healthy beverage, the point is to troll the child.
>>318739440
Genuine question.
Do you legit have autism
>>318739440
Then whats making mexico, australia and bongland even fatter than america.
>>318739440
>perfectly fun happy filename thread going on
>europoors have to try and ruin it because they can't suppress their complete and utter obsession with America for longer than a few minutes
Partially rotating my head back and forth if I'm to not lie.
>>318739032
He doesn't want to kill innocent kids, so he's rationalizing it since they killed his friends.It's the newest Gundam
>>318739521
in mexico cola is cheaper than clean water
so the poor people are forced to drink cola
>>318739796
did episode 2 ever come out?
>>318736478
Whats this from?
>>318732930
It actually wasn't their fault, because they knew about it and reported it to higher ups but they never did anything about it.
>>318739912
This fucking disgusts me.
>>318739904
Osomatsu-san, give it a try, one of better things this season.
>>318739912
Fucking XSEED
>>318740016
>mothership_zeta.jpg
>>318740016
I did that once and it tasted actually good. Like sweet milk. Not for everyone though, but I would do it again if I ever actually bought cola.
>>318729938
testing
baka desu senpai
>>318730458
It stopped moving because it crunched her.
>>318738220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbY6pwtsLas
>>318740306
I don't get it, that guy is jacked as fuck.
>>318731934
FAST Racing Neo is the best we're gonna get
>>318729214
>those retards prodding around it instead of gtfo
>>318740371
>never got around a wordfilter before
you butthurt baka desu senpai
>>318740151
>not canadian.jpg
>>318740508
Retard alert
>>318740151
>so_says_mr_stewart
>>318737965
That is some dumb fucking luck right there
>>318737258
I had a videocard that wouldn't quite fit, so I removed a little bit of the heatsink.
Still works fine, too.
>>318732781
those resident evil characters
>>318737965
Somewhat related, any vidya names for this?
>>318737936
Up to the ketchup part it can actually work to clean the contacts. Try letting a rusty coin in ketchup for an hour (or maybe less, long time I've done this). Srsly.
>>318741573
Wrong one
>>318725565
needs a filename
>>318739081
Id that tentacle holding a knife?
>>318741650
I'd go with something generic like "kickstarter.webm".
>>318729938
testing senpai
>>318740145
Colin aged so poorly compared to everyone else
Ryan looks exactly the same
>>318741851
>auspostersdoingtheirbusiness.jpg
>>318729907
telltalecharacters
>>318732930
>implying a life in China worth the cost of fixing anything
>>318731191
Bethesdaandthemoddingcommunity
>>318732336
underrated post
>>318737965
>mustang
>automatic
>convertible
>V6
>hasn't even gone fast before
I'd try and kill myself too
>>318739521
America is #1 in that field im afraid
>>318736692
that guy samefags so much holy crap
>>318739013
Haven't you heard? Comic Sans is cool now thanks to Mr unfortunate moments skeltal.
>>318742512
mexico topped the charts a few years ago
>>318741851
>Australian internet cafe
>>318729852
>Rules of India
>>318741614
>ketchup
It's jam you mongoloid
>>318740790
I wanna have a go!
smhtbhfam
>>318731127
not bad
I have no idea what this is but it might be game related based on the filename
>>318744450
well that was shit
this is probably a LE HALF LIFE reference
>>318729978
some of them are legit and other are shopped like alan moore one
>>318741939
Drew turned into a black woman. So that's weird.
>>318744049
baka desu senpaibakadesu senpai
>>318736568
u-unf, where can i find more? google reverse image searching does nothing
>>318732336
kek
>>318744680
baka desu senpai
>>318738298
Took me a minute
>>318741851
AnIndiansworstnightmare.tiff
>>318744790
baka tbhfam
>>318742081
>>318731129
I've laughed at this so many times. But now that little girl looks kinda cute.
>>318745212
God the horror
Imagine you dying like that
>>318745212
makes me all itchy. wtf is that?
>>318745212
I'm glad I'm not that thing
>>318745397
>>318745392
apparently they are just mites that hitch a ride and aren't actually hurting the beetle. Just there's so many moochers they are weiging the beetle down
>>318729545
I love his face.
>>318732698
hahahahahaha
>>318737541
What game?
>>318738824
>Unsellable
Perfect.
>>318745676
what the fuck happened here
>>318739912
I don't care if that filename was funny. I am still mad. Someone call /lit/.
>>318745871
A falcon swooped in and kicked it so damn fast that the average eye wouldn't notice it in that frame of reference.
>>318745871
A PS4 exclusive hit a duck killing it
>>318745871
That pelican swooped down and broke the flamingo's neck in like .001 second
>>318739521
Americanization.
>>318734197
What was sad about this was that the inmates sister basically said "I get everyone makes mistakes, but he didn't even show any remorse"
>>318745961
But that skeleton is a harbinger of judgment. If anything, he'd be a holy symbol.
>>318746167
I don't care how jaded you are. That's cute as fuck.
>>318745961
what cartoon skeleton are we talking about
>>318746398
Sans.
>>318738587
>Spectre
>>318746540
Not everyone plays meme games.
>>318746513
>>318746540
I assumed it was something old and obscure
>>318746725
Why would some kid have something old an obscure on their phone?
>>318732516
Why didn't smoke come out?
>>318746839
because I didn't think something this ass backwards bible thumping shit would still be on tv in 2015
>>318729938
baka desu senpai
>>318747075
I didn't think this ass backwards bible thumping shit*
>>318747018
what smoke
heheheheheh
>>318747075
You want to know the funny part?Pat Robertson said to relax; that it was all "Just a fad"
>>318746395
I dont know what videos you have been watching, but in the ones ive seen DSP doesnt look like that
>>318732190
>Battlefield 2001 DLC
>>318731372
More like this
>>318732337
Americans can't fit through the panel
>>318731690
Build a nuke.jpg
>>318737665
Yeah, if it were blacks 2 people would've died.
>>318729907
hehe, nice joke
>>318747872
ASSUMING CONTROL
>>318729907
Filename threads.png
>>318734221
>S.O.M.A.
>>318732781
>Waking up at Shinra after Sephiroth visits
>>318732064
God fucking dammit, why do I always have to open those fucking webms.
>>318741650
>playing a racing game with kb/m
>>318732781
Looks like the Bataclan to me.
>>318745676
>kick
Falcon dive dipshit.
>>318734197
>attacks guard
>gets BTFO
HE A GOOD BOY, HE DINDU NUFFIN!
>>318749775
I'll meet you halfway and say its a divekick.
>>318745486
I bet someone from one of the other threads told you this bullshit.
>>318742081
> after all that
> lights the cigar with a bitch ass service station tier lighter
>>318729907
needs a name posters.png
>>318737561
How can anyone be this stupid? Isn't it clear that all those tiny metal lines are basically wires? Would you expect something to work after cutting a bunch of wires?
Jesus fuck, I hate normalfags.
>>318750061
sauce?
>>318745929
fuck imagine if you were a human and it happened to you
>>318750486
A falcon could easily maim a human.
>>318738614
Fuck, that thing's not even an adult.
>>318750302
Cabin in the Woods
>>318750516
> see your friend
> suddenly his neck is sliced in half and blood is pouring out
>>318727584
>not going all the way and referring to the car as a miniature
>>318745929
I saw a falcon on a fence post on a farm once. I blinked and it was gone. There were a good couple of days where I thought that I possibly imagined it and that something had gone horribly wrong with my brain.
>>318750593
It is entirely possible. Not plausible, as a falcon doesn't really gain anything from doing that, but it is possible.
>>318750682
>I blinked and it was gone
> hear a bird flutter behind you
>>318750828
> as a falcon doesn't really gain anything from doing that
I fucking see you there Falcon shill, we all know they harvest blood for their alter
>>318750682
Birds of prey are fucking fast, and strong to boot.
The only reason we don't see them as an issue is because they don't attack humans, usually. They aren't carrion birds, so they don't gain anything from attacking humans.
>>318750828
Some animals are natural cunts though.
Cows don't gain anything from ramming you at full speed, but they'll do it if you give them chance anyway.
>>318747018
he held it so long all the material in the smoke settled in his lungs
>>318732516
> do DUDEWEEDLMAO once with friends
> go upstairs to play Mario Kart 64
> on a fucking massive HD TV
> be stoned off my fucking face playing that game on such a massive screen with such a shitty resolution
> mfw this was my first and last time doing weed because i fucking lost it
>>318751036
Thats just how cows/bulls react to things they don't like. they try to ram moving objects. So don't stand in front of them.
>>318750968target acquired. I'll be seeing you in a moment
>>318751640
Falcon?
More like
FALCOFF
>>318751760
Hows it feel, knowing i could kill you faster than a gun if i wanted too?
>>318751903
shit. forgot the image. damn talons.
>>318751903
Jokes on you faggot, this is a gun free nation
>>318737663
>Is this bad
this kills the crab.
>>318752004
First, i'd bet your military has guns. second, that doesn't mean your neck is any less ripped apart.
>>318752142
FUCK. i am not a smart falcon.
>>318745961
>memento mori
>demons
bitch do you even Christianity?
>>318752142
>>318752231
send the australian magpies
>>318751903
>>318751962
>>318752142
>>318752231
A corvid wouldn't fuck up this badly.
>>318752442
>corvids
the last corvid i saw was dressing up like a fucking blue tit, fucking degenerates
>>318752442
>>318752436
Oh yeah. Corvids. the ones that caw at corpses or eat nuts.
Fuckin pussy ass birds. Need to man up and catch a fish while its outta the water. Or catch a rat before it even knew what hit it.
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