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>It's to attract attention and distract people.
Did they really say this?
Attract the attention of who? Why?
>>318621374
I hate that comic.
>>318621374
>>318621374
jesus christ i hate these stupidass pretentious tumblr comics about how hard it is being a tranny and how dumb all cis scum are
How about 'It sells well, as a business that's the only reason we need'
>>318621265
>quiet's tits
>that big
>quiet's face
>that un-horselike
>>318621265
George Kamitani actually commented on that comic on facebook awhile back.
>>318621374
I don't get it...I mean I do about the struggles of being whatever, but I just...I don't get the punchline, the set-up, it makes no sense.
What an awful comic.
aйй лмao
>>318621554
I'm not sure there's anyone that does. The whole thing reeks of a middle aged woman who wishes she was born a male so she could become trans. It's a weird form of cultural appropriation, if you can call gender identity disorders a culture.
EL OH EL
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I wonder how stupid 2016 is going to be.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>Dragon
this guy had one fucking job.
ONE JOB.
>>318621831
On a scale of 1 to /v/, probably /v/.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621265
Frank O'Conner is the piece of shit that let Spartan IVs happen
>>318621374
>>318621823
>Le strong womyn hit a man because he hurt her feefees
Feminists really are childish trash, aren't they? And this is coming from a mongolian finger painting forum.
>>318621791
It implies genders are made up like sports and people can pick whatever team they want.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621803
dat redhead a cute
>>318621265
Who's that witch women?
>>318621823
>i know lets solve it with violence
>girl power
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621823
>Person speaks truth
>Counter it with violence
This is some genius commentary.
>>318621379
She teases you while planning your death.
>>318621823
DC comics is now dead to me.
>>318621728
>saying fus ro dah while attacking
>charizard
>dragon
>le randumb faces
>>318621970
Fucking zen pencils, even the edits can't save it.
>>318621802That's actually kinda funny
>>318621938
I get that, it's just retarded.
>>318621823
even as someone who knows fucking nothing about comics, this will always be fucking retarded to me
>lasso forces him to tell the truth
>he tells the truth
>FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE TRUTH, GRRRL POWER
>>318621823
>use lasso which literally forces guy to talk
>punch him because he talked
No wonder people see the Justice League as tyrannical.
>>318621374
MAYBE LOOK DOWN WHAT YOU HAVE DOWN YOUR PANTS AND YOU WILL KNOW?
>>318621970
Why did John Madden kill all the world leaders?
>>318621970
JOHN MADDEN
>>318621374
Like that fat fuck actually plays frisbee
>>318622007
Not to mention "mansplaining" i.e the term people invented to reject being proven wrong.
>>318621803
>i think the name prety much says it all
Well, he's not wrong.
>>318621970
What's the original
'No borders' or some shit?
>>318622006
>>318621860
>>318621895
The comics shit but charizard is basicly a dragon.
His mega turns him dragon type, and hell lance, a trainer of exclusively dragon type pokemon uses him from time to time.
>>318622071
>the type of your genitals defines what sport you play
baka desu senpai
>>318621728
>your on
on what?
>>318622071
But some girls have a penis so it will still be confused.
>>318621823
>lash compels truth
>guy gives the truth
>womyn don't like the truth
>react with violence
And that, gentlemen, is why comics are dead. At least Marvel made their shit funny as fuck, especially the "I'm not going to fight back cause I know how hard it is being a woman" which was exploitable as fuck.
DC forgets their fucking powers.
Then again, Marvel vectors images from the web and draws over them....
>>318621265
Ive never ever met a Japanese man who prefers ass to tits. Why do Japanese people have such poor taste in women's features?
>>318622026
its okay
thats just a webcomic that sells poorly and that writer was kicked off
>>318621823
Is this why /co/ is basically /co/mblr?
>>318622174
That's called a man with tits
>>318621265
Fucking this. I've never seen anything wrong with it.
People have this crazy idea that sexualizing something is bad, which is fucking pathetic.
Just say you're doing it cause you want to, and fucking move on.
Although I guess it's the fat tumblrites that whine about it that is the problem
>>318622145
THE TRAINER IS FROM EMERALD
MEGA EVOLUTIONS DID NOT EXIST IN EMERALD
IF LANCE USES CHARIZARD THEN HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T EXCLUSIVELY USE DRAGON TYPES
I SWEAR TO CHRIST YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS RUIN THIS FUCKING BOARD WITH YOUR
STUPID
FUCKING
COMMENTS
THAT
YOU
FORCE
ME
TO
READ
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
>>318621728
>charizard
>dragon
>being trans is A-OK
>being gay is A-OK
>two siblings having a healthy relationsship is WRONG! IT'S UNNATURAL AND GROSS!
Explain this /v/
>>318621265
Cortana looks 1000x better here than she actually does in game.
>>318622139
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
And then he went on about how UFO coverups must end because he believes the government is hiding the truth from us all. A lot of astronauts are mad fuckers.
>>318621374
This is some dobson level of drawing and strawmaning, christ
>>318621802
fuck I just spit my coffee all over the screen and spilled tea all over the keyboard after literally seeing this
>>318621860
>>318621895
>>318621942
requesting more angry bed posts
>>318621728
>charizard
>dragon
>>318621728
>Dragon
>>318622145
Yeah but it's not the particular mega in question
>>318622107
>Pickup artist
>A job
>>318622226
your pills, dude. Take them
>>318622268
the other two don't produce retard offspring
>>318621823
So whats the full story In this comic?
>>318621728
>your
>>318621803
Im crying.
This is the best picture ever.
>>318622295
fuck you
>>318622107
Why do women want to be a part of organized crime? Are they really upset mobsters are dudes?
>>318622268
2/3 of those don't produce monsters
they just are monsters
>>318621807
I love erma comics
>>318622268
Give it time anon it will become okay aswell.
>>318622335
sleep tight pizzer
>>318622226
bro calm down bro
>>318622268
It's 2015 man. When it's 2025, try again.
>>318622341
I for one am glad someone finally speaks out about origanized crime's sexism.
We should make it illegal or something...
>>318621803
Where's Lincoln
Honestly that is kinda funny, as much as that comic generally sucks. Kamitani a best.
It's the same reason I like that nigga that makes Senran Kagura. He just fills his games with sexy animu girls because he likes sexy animu girls. There's a certain endearing honesty to that, as opposed to the whole "you will be ashamed of your words and deeds" route of pretending there's some great reason for it.
>>318622319
>>318622357
Isn't that chance extremly small?
And as long as you use a condom or pill you are fine
Just go to a sperm bank and get sperm if you want a baby together
>>318622319
>>318622357
I don't think you understand genetics very well, or, hell, know about condoms and shit.
>>318622107
>investment banking
shit, all that 80's/90's wall street image still exist.
>>318622107
I dont get it.
>>318622403
I smiled
>>318621728
You guys are silly. Look at Charizard and then tell me: if that's not a dragon, then what the fuck was it supposed to be? A winged lizard with a built like dragon and who spews fire?
>>318622435
theres literally nothing wrong with liking tits, bitches without tits just want you to stop liking them
>>318622368
Me toothe lewds are pretty good too http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1704406#search=Erma
>>318622071
haha
>>318621728
>everyone talking about the wrong typing on Charizard
>Not Poke'mon
>not "your"
>not the fact that the artists was one of those retards who thought his white hat was his hair even though you could see dark hair coming out in the in-game sprites
>>318622432
not a founding father you fucking idiot
>>318622492
A salamander
>>318622441
>Isn't that chance extremly small?
Fun fact women over the age of 40 have a higher chance of birth defects than first generation incest.
Its by the time you get to 4+ generations of incest that you get out of the fraction of a percent chance of having a birth defect.
>>318622205
Yuuup, the only reason there are people calling this out is bc it's 2 in the morning. If it were 7 (before most of their bedtines) /co/mblr would be agree with the empowered women nonsense. This board and the comic Industry is septic and I can't wait for their sales to really hurt at their peak progressiveness.
>>318622432
Lincoln wasn't a founding father.
>>318622523
oh god lol
>>318622107
>investment banking
What fucking world do they live in? The average fucking joe can just trade on their shitty laptops from home now.
>>318622191
Go read some doujins or watch some ass JAV. Something like Yuu Shinoda.
Tits are life
Ass is hometown
>>318622519
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU FUCKING RETARD!
HAVING A PENIS MAKES YOU A MAN. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO IT.
>>318622341
A few of the most ruthless and violent crime lords were women. Griselda Blanco?
>>318622492
WINGED LIZARDS ARE CALLED BIRDS AND THEY
FUCKING EXIST YOU FUCKING RETARD
THAT'S WHY HE'S FUCKING FLYING TYPE
FLY FLY BIRDY
GET IT YOU SHIT FOR PISS?
SERIOUSLY THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST BECAUSE
THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER FOR YOUR RETARDATION
>>318622441
Incest only matters in small communities and the stigma is attached from when the world was a lot less populated and you needed strong kids.
Now your gene pool is likely to be sufficiently different from your sibling that nothing bad would happen. If your family tree had regular cases of incest, sure, you'd be in trouble, but if you're the first in your history, then no.
In short, it's so low and anybody who claims otherwise doesn't understand genetics or lives in an isolated community with a small population (and that wouldn't matter anyway as you'd all end up related regardless).
>>318622579
Well their mental image of investment banking is some dude fucking a pile of money. You would think that would be a positive to them since its eveything they love.
But this comic was written by a dude defending women most likely so he has no idea how much women love dicks and cash
>>318622538
A salamander with wingers? And trick torso?
>>318622432
are you fucking serious
>>318622635
birds are cold blooded?
>>318622271
won't he die from a lack of oxygen.
>>318622601
EVEN FUCKING LITERAL MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN NIGGERS
>>318622601
whats hilarious is that I live in a country with very few niggers.
>>318622523
>off of
Fucking Americans. You get off the chair, not off of the chair. You get a list off wikipedia, not off of. Why do you add an extra fucking word when you've been removing letters from words since inception?
>>318622107
>talking shit about survivalists
We'll see how well you do when the bombs drop.
>>318622594
shut the fuck up you are ruining it
>>318622594
>HAVING A PENIS MAKES YOU A MAN
Having the XY chromosome makes you a man.
>>318621802
That's how you do a stupid meme joke correctly. It's so absurd that it's funny, it's not like they just went ''lol cake is a lie haha have you played Portal? haha ha''
>>318621728
>Charizard
>Dragon
>>318622750
also the date was 2008
>>318622698
BLOOD TEMPERATURE CAN CHANGE OVER TIME
LIKE HOW MINE IS RED HOT READING YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK POOP SHIT NIGGER DICK DONG CUNT FUCK SHIT
>>318622709
>>318622710
Whoah bros, don't be racist. Black people are no different from you or me.
>>318621379
Did you look at Cortana?
If yes, there is your answer
If no, I have some bad news for you
>>318622635
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>318622703
Oxygen is just another government conspiracy.
>>318621781
Wait. So big tits imply tits. How is that a useful statement?
>>318622578
>tfw you had moments like this all throughout Highschool
>tfw you'll never get to fuck that slightly chubby weeb chick now
>>318621803
me on the beanbag chair
>>318622791
you're a lizard
>>318621802
aside from cake this made me bust up
>>318622432
>Founding Father slumber party
>Lincoln
>>318622813
>you'll never get to fuck that slightly chubby weeb chick now
You lucked out.
>>318622684
Well yeah, it ultimately evolves from a fire-breathing salamander to a larger form with wings like how a water-spewing turtle evolves to grow cannons.
>>318622145
Lance is a flying type trainer
3x dragonites dragon/flying
Gyrados water/flying
Charizard fire/flying
Aerodactyl flying/rock
>>318622793
niggers are products of a specific upbringing, nothing to do with race
>>318621374
>On the football team
>"I'm a waterpolo player!"
>"No youre not youre on the football team."
>"STOP OPPRESSING ME WAAAAH!"
>>318622698
YES
THEY MAKE THEIR COLD BLOOD SO THEY CAN FLOAT IN THE AIR
>>318622107
what is this comic even supposed to show
im so fucking confused
>>318622107
>author has to make up an artificial divide and literally label it as an artificial divide to justify their political opinion
This isn't funny, it's just sad that people like this exist.
>>318622048
You can't say that word!
>>318622268
>>318622319
>>318622648
If incest is banned because unhealthy, why bestiality is not allowed?
>no pregnancy
>no diseases if you don't fuck wild animals
>male animals can consent
>>318622107
i cant even tell whose side this comic is on.
>>318622048
>>318622924
That's OUR word!
>>318622847
>that bulge
>>318622107
Wait does this shitty image imply that there are women marines?
Because thats blatantly false, they aren't strong enough
. https://youtu.be/UKb0ZPz2-xk
>>318622735
So when you tell someone to leave your house you say
>get out my house
?
No, you say get out OF my house. And if someone is on top of your house you say get off OF my house.
>>318622948
There is no animal that can say "Yes" unless it's a parrot. And you don't want to fuck a parrot.
>>318621823
Eh, I dunno. I don't mind people beating on sexist people, but Wonder Woman saying the word "mansplaining" sounds real dumb 2bh
You're fucking Wonder Woman, not some kike on Twitter.
>>318622847
>This is who perfection looks like.
>>318622961
there's no penis anon
>>318622948
Same reason kids can't. They don't understand sex or some shit, I dunno. What bout necrophilia?
>>318622961
Tbh I saved the picture cause that is some good shit. Don't hate it, she's wearing tight panties on purpose.
>>318622910
Spooky, but noice.
>>318622191
It's really simple. There are literally no girls with big asses in Japan, at all. It's a genetic thing, and over time, culture there just doesn't value it as a sexual trait.
>>318621374
What did he mean by this?
>>318622735
>You get off the chair
Are you jacking off the chair?
Because thats what you just said retard
>>318622092
>That gratuitous layout
for what purpose.
>>318622910
That kind of gave me a tent.
>>318622948
>>318623018
Animals can't consent to mass slaughter and being locked up in horrible conditions either
>>318622869
She had a cute face and always smelled likeJohnson's Baby Lotionso I think it would have been fun to fool around with her.
>>318622961
Every time I see this .gif I'm going to point out that the 2-liter has more soda in it after he pours his drink.
>>318622601
die nigger scum
>>318622910
I wish I could exorcise spirits with my dick. That'd be pretty cool.
>>318622601
>recording animal abuse
Great way to end up in jail. I'm sure that guys been there before.
>>318623018
>>318623048
Male dog humping your leg is same as him saying "yes".
>>318621823
>literally attacking the truth
Feminism in a nutshell.
>>318623005
"Get off that chair"
not
"Get off of that chair"
You don't fucking need it. Collins and Oxford say you're wrong, so shut the fuck up.
Saying "get out of my house" is different to saying "get off that chair"
>>318623070
>DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
>>318623103
PETA pls go.
I'm so glad they finally made Zelda a girl.
>>318622368
Is there any porn of her?
>>318623018
>And you don't want to fuck a parrot.
Speak for yourself
>>318623150
Why is it different though?
>>318623005
>No, you say get out OF my house
Get out from my house.
>>318623156
>COME ON
>>318622619
Game about Blanco when
sup guys
>>318623115
he's tasting different soda bottles.
>>318622807
I think he's using it like a arrow sign...
He's trying to say big tits is better than all other tits size.
>>318623103
And thank God for that.
>>318623183
Get off from that chair
>>318622880
B&W2 Has him using Haxorus, and his original team has Dragonair. Soulsilver & and Heartgold he uses Garchomp.
Stadium has him going all over the place with his teams though, buts thats just cause its stadium lol.
>>318623115
TOOOOOOODDDD
>>318623072
Made me laugh anon.
>>318623082
This is how fucked /v/ has become, it literally can't tell the difference between balls and vulvas.
>>318623165
Always check the replies to posts that you want porn or sauce of anon. Because chances are someone already asked.
>>318621374
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING? WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
>>318623224
See, it works. And now you know you'll not be making that silly mistake again.
>>318623191
WHOA MOMMA
>>318622226
I think it's time for you to take a break from the internet before you hurt someone.
>>318623234
>it literally can't tell the difference between balls and vulvas.
balls are just fused vulvas, that's why they got the seam.
Honestly does it even matter if they're balls?
An ass is still an ass.
>>318622092
>can't stop seeing loss
Kill me.
>>318621803
>Americans
>>318622847This picture just makes me want to get a skirt, stockings, and panties so I can take more lewd pictures for /v/ and I wonder if that's the wrong reaction to have
>>318621970
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE!
>>318623180
Because that's how sentence structure works.
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/g42.html
Here, let me pretend to be you.
Fuck of off.
>>318622635
Dinosaurs aren't lizards, bro.
>>318622807
>>318623216
He's saying he likes all of them and not just big ones, tards.
>>318623270
So if the words "out" and "off" have the same grammar in those cases then why not when you add the word "of" after it?
No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
>>318622948
>males can consent
>females can't consent
isn't this the exact same logic that feminists use to say that all sex is rape?
fucking japan needs to hurry up with the sexbots and remove all these moral problems
>>318623286
And? They're still easily distinguishable. I just think /v/ wants to see balls where there aren't any.
>>318622880
They literally all look like fucking dragons you pokemon autist. Every one in his Gym is a dragon trainer and his fucking hair looks like a dragon crest. Goddamn.
>>318623304
you've said this to this picture before anon. havent you already done it and send lewd email?
>>318623337
>Dinosaurs aren't lizards
>>318621374
God damn
>>318623334
"off of Wikipedia" is right though. "off Wikipedia" isn't.
the fact that you're so angry and have an inferiority complex against americans is hilarious though. so please continue to be.
>>318623392
I did not come here to feel.
>>318623304
Probably. Learn to draw and draw them instead.
You're an ugly-to-average 3D young adult male, not a cute 2D highschool girl desu senpai.
>>318623334
That's a different usage though you dumbass. That's "off" meaning "to go away" not "off" meaning to get off of something
>>318623380
>tfw no qt trap gf to dress up like fav 2hus
>>318623394
>>318622635
Are you retarded?
>>318621265
>Kojima
>Comes up with a fun and creative reason, to add a bit of flavor to the character
>Frank
>Comes up with a lame reason, to try and retroactively cover their asses from SJWs.
>Kamitani
>Really likes big tits.
>>318623369
>No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
You've not met the average grammar Nazi on the internet than have you? People will scream black and blue about bad grammar when they don't know all the intricate twists and turns of the English language themselves.
>>318621728
>Dragon
>>318623392
you bastard
I had forgotten this one
post the rest
>>318623436
thepointyourhead.webm
It was lampooning, anon, it was a simple lampoon. Hyperbole. Mockery. Satire.
>>318622519
Wait I thought /v/ will agree with this pic
>>318623392
Not again.I still want this to be her canon backstory.
>>318622341
We've had a few, and they were probably the worst. La Madrina basically set the precedent for killing your rivals family, even their infant kids to prevent them rising up and wacking you. Not to mention the whole reason why they were able to pin down her whole cartel is one of her boyfriends was a rat, and she refused to have him vetted (despite the fact she'd have anyone wacked over the pettiest shit) because he was giving her the D.
>>318622807
>So big tits imply tits
Oh boy, is this the common core thread?
>>318623335
Fuck I gotta try this shit at work
Friendly reminder that this was as an actual thing in a comic book.
>>318623161
Allright I laughed at this one.
>>318623369
>No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
It is.
>>318622486
>not malestrom
Such waste of a perfect opportunity to be dumb.
>>318623210
For fuck's sake, space out your damned shock comics, /v/. I posted it what, 2 days ago? And and it got posted again the next 2 days, if I iirc correctly. Not to mention Geiger Counter was posted twice.
You have to keep a certain freshness when posting emotion-fucking comics. If you keep posting Geiger and Green over and over it stops being shocking and starts being spam.
At least wait a week or something, maybe use b4k to see if it was posted recently.
>>318621803
That is actually pretty cute and well done.
>>318623564
Nah faggot
>>318621374
i agree witht his comic, we should just ban all bathrooms and all shit on grass
>>318623446
Dinosaur literally means terrible lizard.
Don't talk shit around these parts again if you know what's good for you.
>>318621970
What is AEIOU?
Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan?
>>318623459
>Kojibles and this other guy dont like big tits
Faggots, both of them, they may give in-universe reasons for it, but for a meta and outside explanation, it should have been the same, SJW only makes thing bad.
Freedom godamnit, i drew dicks on the chalkboard and no body really gave a fuck, it was just some childlish drawing of a dick, nowadays it would be sexism.
KEK
>>318621265
>Devs now need excuses to put hot chicks in their games
Are the SJWs that feared?
>>318623298
Who is this fat chick and why do I keep seeing her?
>>318623392
>>318623430
>guys are ugly and not allowed to show their ass
Wow, this sexism. Stop oppressing and implying men are only fuckable as "girls".
>>318621728
>all these >charizard >dragon posts
>nobody pointing out that he's not actually doing Fus Ro Dah
>>318622323
IIRC
the chick is a pop idol and started doing more sexy shit or something, basically being a slut on stage. the manager thought it would make younger girls do the same so he was trying to get her to stop and return to her conservative approach by staging accidents or something. their defense was that women have the right to chose or some retarded shit
>>318623617
lol
>>318623593
You say "Leave my house". You some kind of back-water savage the Brits didn't beat enough sense into you or something?
>>318623576
Shit, I didn't know, anon.
I was b& for posting cockvore and holes, so I fucked off of /v/ for 3 days, didn't know it was posted that recently. I'll just leave you with this beauty, then.I wasn't going to dump it anyway, way too late.
>>318621265
From a teenage/early20's to a tranny.
>>318623539
>all-mother
>female thor
but none of the Thor comics every even implied in any way shape or form that "thor" or being "odin" was some sort of inherited title that could be passed on
those are meant to be their fucking names
>>318622139
"You'll be dead in seconds."
>>318623649
>that cup
Thats fucking awsome, where can I buy this shit?
>tomgirl
sad panda is really pissing me off
>>318623651
Video has been made private now desu
>>318623681
Well technically I'm saying anon in particular isn't attractive seeing as he's one of the twelve thousand /v/irgins who think buying ill fitting skirts and rainbow stockings would make his life less empty.
>>318623732
GODDAMMIT 343 YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
>>318623725
Shit, forgot to post the image
Legitimately good comic here.
>>318623304
Do it. I need this for science.
>>318623747
Anon we know, those questions were asked months ago when it was revealed.
Just don't man, just forget it exists. Its one of those things that you can never make yourself feel better about.
>>318623238
I see now, thanks anon
>>318621374
I'm sorry, dude, but if you were born with Waterpolo chromosomes, then you're playing Waterpolo, and if you've got Hockey Chromosomes, you're playing Hockey.
There's no frisbee chromosome combination, so even if you DECIDE to play frisbee after the fact, on a genetic level you're still a hockey player. You can play whatever sport you like in life, but don't try to be something you're not.
>>318623747
Wasn't the original Thor a medical doctor that became Thor when he called upon the hammer's power?
>>318623617
>Dinosaur literally means terrible lizard.
[citation needed]
>>318623732
what the fuck
>>318623725
Sorry. I think I was in the last of those threads, the three shit threads right? I saw Holes and the cockvore in them.
I lucked out and got off scott-free after posting Green and Warrior. Not even the next day someone posted it, and got banned lmfao
>>318623732
Honestly looks like she just aged, and lost the bitch-face.
>>318623539
The use of Impact font here is what really seals the deal.
A perfect storm of embarrassing.
>>318623725
>fucked off of /v/
There it is again.
You bastards are doing this on purpose? I'm not the other guy but this does grind my gears as well. It's redundant in that context. Why add it?
>>318623762
>chocolate chip cookies melt
>if you drop it on the floor, crumbs go everywhere, the cup shatters due to weak base
It's just an accident waiting to happen. Last time I and others pointed this out to a guy who said he had one, he got really defensive over the shitty present he got, which was this shitty mug.
LOL
>>318623376
see
>>318623148
Male animals can consent.
>>318621728
>Brendan
>with a gen 1 Pokémon
>white hair
>that accent
>using Fus Ro Dah as a battle cry
>>318623892
SHE'S NOT REAL
SHE CANNOT AGE
>>318623618
Its like you don't even JOHN MADDEN anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
>>318623870
yes than it turned out that the doctor was Thor all along
>>318623930
Fuck yeah Timothy
But why is this image so big? Is it animated?
>>318621728
>Everyone replying to this post thinking that there were any dragons at all in skyrim
KEK
>>318622684
Yes, a salamander with wings. The whole theme of the first generation is genetic modification/artificial enhancement which is heavily represented in the starters (frog growing a tree out of its back, turtle with canons implanted in its shell, salamander grows wings). Obviously they took some creative liberty o make the design more visually appealing to the ten-year olds the game was marketed to, fuck.
>>318623694
>Manager beaten up for controlling image of client
HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU MAKE A LITERAL COMIC BOOK CLICHE INTO A FEMINIST ISSUE?
>>318623885
3rd paragraph of dinosaur entry on wikipedia
or just put dino saur into a latin to english translator
>>318623958
You mean she doesn't have to age.
>>318623885
You must be joking.
>>318624019
>Wyverns
ayy lmao
>>318623762
Holy shit, I knew you would ask about the cup. People always ask about the cup.
>>318623937
>Male animals can consent.
So you're saying a mental regressive male that thrusts at anything he can see is a consenting adult? Because if all you're basing consent on is "it's following biological imperative" you've got the mentality of a potential rapist.
>>318623649
its face kinda looks like smough form darksouls
>>318623937
so if a female dog humps your leg its also consent?
>>318624013
Just keep watching.
>>318623694
i just double checked and it wasn't sexy shit it was boxing
>>318623885
>Names are always indicative of description; butterflies, for example, are flies made of butter, and atoms are literally uncuttable
That was what you should've went with.
>>318624046
>wikipedia
HA. Good one anon. Got anything that's actually trustworthy that you didn't just edit? I didn't think so.
>>318621823
>lasso compelling the truth
>man speaks the truth
>muh mansplaining
>answer with violence
I hope he sues the shit out of her in the next panel. DC and Marvel have both gone full SJW. It's a fucking sad day, I'm just glad the movie studio seems like a completely separate entity.
>>318624045
More importantly
>Beating some dude up for trying to keep little girls from acting like sluts
I'm like 90% sure that these women also complain about female role models dressing like sluts.
>>318623890
Yeah, it was those 3 threads. Surprised you didn't get banned. I guess Holes and Cockvore are both much worse.
>>318623907
I mean that I didn't even lurk the threads. Used the time to catch up on exploration sale buys and give JC3 a try.
>>318624117
Fucking Huskies man, cute as shit as puppies, but scary as fuck evil fuckers when adults.
>>318622807
Big Tits are equal to or greater than All Tits
At least that's how I'm reading it.
>>318621374
that is so unfunny and a shitty arguement at that
>>318624038
>turtle with guns
Blastoise is probably the most digimon looking pokemon in all generations
>>318622205
/co/ hates that page, there's still something of the board left under all the shit.
>>318622556
>the only reason there are people calling this out is bc it's 2 in the morning. If it were 7 (before most of their bedtines) /co/mblr would be agree
So /co/ is entirely defined by one specific part of its userbase, is that right?
>>318621728
>Charizard
>Dragon
>>318624183
I think Marvel is the worst of the two. Graphic Novels are seemingly immune, all those crazy edgelord ones are fine.
>>318624117
I thought it was going to scare me you ding dong
>>318623539
At least it's self-aware.
>>318624159
Owen, R (1842). Report on British Fossil Reptiles. Part II. Report of the Eleventh Meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science; Held at Plymouth in July 1841. London: John Murray. pp. 60–204.
>>318621728
>Dragon
>Charizard
>>318622107
>there are no crime family matriarchs
>there are no female pickup artists
>there are no corrupt female CEOs
>there are no female gun enthusiasts
These SJWs love to generalize women.
>>318621374
I don't get it.
>>318622335
sleep tight pepper
>>318624264
>/co/ anything but a festering shit filled shell of it's former self
You're a funny guy.
>>318624250
I gave up when they decided to make trashbags and keys sentient
and don't get me started on that fucking washing machine
>>318621265
Did O'Connor really say that? I remember in the books she chose her form to look like Halsey while making it obvious she's an AI. Simple and to the point, which makes sense since it's Halsey's brain she was created from.
>>318622335
Nice dreams peetzer
>>318623512
/v/ loves traps, but they recognize they are boys in skirts and for the most part aren't mentally ill.
>>318623732
The result of rampant feminism everyone.
>>318624159
sorry can't resist the bait
>>318624339
That's not a link.
A. Non (2015). Making Bullshit Up To Win An Internet Argument. Part 500 of 500230. lol thread on /v/, 2015.
>>318624389
>a turtle growing metal cannons and mimes and balls and cum is okay
>but a ghost possessing machines is waaaaaaargh
>>318622519
I hate trannies
>>318624203
>i have literally no idea about dogs
Nigga huskies and malamutes are beautiful when they grow up. You just need to know how to handle then and train them so they don't become aggressive.
I bet you think all pitbulls are violent pieces of shit as well, don't you fucker?
>>318623958
But isn't that even a plot point? A single AI (or whatever they are called in Halo) can't be used for too long, because they go crazy over age. Maybe their appearance changes through this aging too?
>>318624471
Nice MS-paint edit. You're really going all out here.
>>318623576
Source for this dragon girl?
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>318622601
its just a prank bro
>>318622525
>hat/hair thing
Fuck man, it's Japan, they gave the main villains in the anime blue and red hair, they don't make sense. And don't tell me that you thought that single vertical line of pixels was hair.
>>318624554
Your average LOL threads
>>318624482
I will not deny that the earlier gens had stupid things
but it was the nice stupid
>>318624554
trolls trolling trolls and bad comics. Standard lol thread stuff.
>>318621802
Someone fix this so the bottom 3 panels are merged into a smooth animation & just placed to the right of the top panels!
>>318624404
"She's not really nude … but that's what it makes you think of," O'Connor explained. "So one of the reasons she [chooses to appear without clothes] is to attract and demand attention. And she does it to put people off so that they're on their guard when talking to her and she has the upper hand in those conversations."
"It's kind of almost like the opposite of that nightmare you have where you go to school in the nude," O'Connor said. "You're terrified and embarrassed and she's kind of projecting that back out to her audience and winning intellectual points as a result."
>>318624496
Sorry everyone isn't as STUPIT as you Uncle Fill
>>318623617
>terrible lizard
>meaning it's terrible at being lizard
>because it's not actually a lizard
>>318623885
>[citation needed]
You mean like...
...From the dictionary?
>Origin of DINOSAUR
>New Latin Dinosaurus, genus name, from Greek deinos terrifying + sauros lizard — more at dire
First Known Use: 1841
Source:
Meriam Webster.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dinosaur
I mean I know you're being stupid on purpose.
But.
Yeah.
You're at the very least being stupid.
>>318624457
>aren't mentally ill
If nothing else though most self proclaimed traps have twice the personality issues and bipolar tendencies than even women can have. If you're gay, do yourself a favor and just date a normal fucking bloke.
>>318624389
gen 1 has literal living magnets, pokeball and upside down pokeball, black lady, eggs and bird with leek.
>>318624587
Heh ass sassy
>>318624553
Shyguy9.
Sadly, he doesn't seem to do post vore scat anymore.
>>318624379
Never implied it wasn't, just that it's not completely dead.
And you know what they say about people in glass houses, anon.
>>318622107
>equating investment bankers, survivalists and mafia bosses
Asinine strawman aside: What the fuck?
>>318624553
Shyguy9's Sophie
>>318624351
Replace "waterpolo" and "hockey" with "penis" and "vagina".
>>318623608
India pls.
>>318624678
I probably was more tolerant back then.
also said said upside down poke ball was a suicide bomber
>>318621970
How come they can survive space with no suit?
>>318624389
The trash bag is fine, what i hate is all the generic looking foxes and wolfs
>>318624587
no
>>318624658
SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY?
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
DINO IS LATIN FOR TERRIBLE
BUT IT ALSO MEANS POWERFUL OR WONDEROUS
I DOT E: NOT BAD AT THE THING IT IS YOU FUCKBALL
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE I'M WORKING AT A FUCKING DAYCARE FOR THE HANDICAPPED,
ONLY INSTEAD OF WIPING THE POOPOO OF YOUR UNDERWEAR I HAVE TO READ YOUR SHITTY FUCKING POSTS
>>318624662
Yeah the ones in skirts tend to be mentally deranged especially when they want surgery, but regardless the people jerking to them are for the most part sound.
>>318624656
Really? Fucking really? All he had to say was:
"She's not really nude, she's a hologram."
>>318624659
>Meriam Webster.
Can I get a trusted dictionary instead of somethign slapped together by the internet? Might as well just link to urban dicitonary while you're at it.Yeah, I'm being stupid on purpose and you keep engaging me thinking I'll stop. Who's the bigger dope here?
>>318622319
they can raise one
>>318624785
arcanine wasn't bad was it?
>>318624797
>latin
>>318621823
>Man has to speak truth because lasso
>Person does not like truth, waves it off as "mansplaining" instead of refuting what he said, then resorts to violence
I can't tell if this is incredible satire or not.
>>318624797
Dennis calm down
>>318624604
Now post the sprite an average male player would actually see.
>>318624872
That was my first post in the thread.
>>318623834
PBF is so good.
>>318624936
[citation needed]
>>318622992
Actually I think a couple made it through recently.
all this talk about pokemon made me realise
Choose your starter Gestpenst
>>318624734
He doesn't even do post vore scat anymore.
It's so disappointing.
>>318624989
citate this!
*unzips katana*
>>318624924
Its not
>>318624901
Nah arcanine is bro tier, i was talking about things like zorua, fennekin and vulpix
>>318624710
shame
that was his best stuff
>>318624193
>Reginald nearly entering a non-profile shot
IT LOOKS WRONG EVEN FROM THIS ANGLE
Someone make loss edit of this.
>>318624989
Gimmie back my coat.
>>318624482
Yes, that's exactly true.
>>318624616
>MY STUPID SHIT IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID SHIT
>>318625097
>fennekin
fennekin goes down as the only fire starter I outright refuse to pick
>>318625115
I hate when this happens
lol?
>>318623686
>nor point out that the said fire-breathing reptile has let some smelly brute approach it within sword-swinging range
>>318624756
I still don't get it.
Tumblrites have something against ambigious toilet door signs? What the fuck is that helmet for?
>>318624482
I think the ghost possessing machines is a great idea for a Pokemon and isn't at all cheesy or wacky, regardless of alternate forms.
>>318621728
Christ....
>>318622191
why you like ass, shit comes out that
>>318625169
better? far from it.
I just like it more
>>318625223
The helmet is for waterpolo?
It's saying designated bathrooms are ALWAYS arbitrary.
The person playing frisbee represents transgender.
>>318625215
Do...
Do they have their fingers in each other's asses?
>>318625223
Hockey, you dense fuck. It's a hockey helmet.
>>318625104
It's unfortunate because it's hard to find good post vore scat out there.
>>318624830
“She’s not actually nude because she has neither clothes nor private parts. She’s effectively just wearing kind of a holographic body stocking; that’s the conceit.”
That being said, O’Connor admits that Cortana was not originally designed to be that way in Halo: Combat Evolved. As one can probably guess, she was made to look the way she does simply because sex sells, and the developers needed an attractive female character to pair with the intensely masculine Master Chief.
Daily reminder that there have actually been incidents where trannies have caused a huge fuss because guys aren't allowed into the women's bathroom.
lol?
>>318623191
>IT'S 2015
>>318625268
That's kind of hot.
>>318621728
There isn't a single good part of this comic besides me remembering good memories playing Pokemon EMerald
>>318622709
>>318623117
Whites are the main ones who kill cats though.
>>318621265
Stay the course George
>>318621265
tit's are the best, ass is shit
>>318625327
hard to find good vore full stop desu
>>318621374
that's a false equivalency if I've ever seen one
>>318625359
And there's been huge fusses from women saying that allowing trannies into the womens washroom will just encourage rapists to claim they're trans and lay in wait. The whole gender argument is a comedy goldmine.
>>318625359
honestly, everywhere has a disabled bathroom anyway and it's usually nicer and more private.
you don't make anyone feel uncomfortable by using it.
also normal people casually use them too, so it doesn't tell others that you're trans.
They just want to cause a fuss over nothing.
>>318625268
and piss come out of the body when you sweat
why do you like bodies?
>>318625410
Poor girls are barking up the wrong tree.
>>318621728
>dragon
>>318624516
She became crazy. So she turned into a feminist with a "let me talk to the manager" haircut.
Makes sense really.
Shut the fuck up and post more beds
>>318622961
That's not a bulge you mongoloid
>>318621728
>Dragizard
>Chagon
LOLkill me
>>318622735
nobody cares nerd
>>318625481
But trans+ isn't a disability!!!!
>>318625047
Red because thats the one my waifu pilots
>>318621728
>Zardichar
>Gondra
>>318624505
I meant to look at, anon.
>>318622735
>You get off the chair, not off of the chair.
You can say both??
>>318621728
>Dragon
I mean he looks like one but come on
>>318625378
You piece of shit, I laughed
>>318625061
I only care about more emotional vore. When's Belinda getting ate? What happened to "Live by the sword, die by the sword?"
That would be great stuff. Sophie getting angry, getting hungry after some prey was lost. Maybe Bee talks shit about being the only person that cared about her.
It's not happening though.
sup faggots
>>318622519
i just plugged in my old hard drive to post this picture as a response.
>>318625513
what does this even mean lol
>>318624725
I agree, the survivalists stand out like a sour thumb.
>>318621728
>Blaziken
>Chicken
>>318623329
EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRB
>>318625215
now THAT's entertainment
>>318625047
even in SRW the fire type is fighting
>>318625773
he's a big guy
>>318625529
Those guys don't look like they're fighting.
>>318625770
>Aren't girls with pee pees . . . just men?
fix'd
>>318621823
>Get man to speak the truth
>Punch him because you didn't like the answer
Who writes this shit
>>318622742
And there's one pretty good indicator of XY chromosomes: A penis at birth.
>>318625047
none. Give me back my fucking Huckebein.
>>318625901
Yeah, because birth defects aren't a thing that can happen.
>>318625806
>sour thumb
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Is this the shitposting gender shit thread?
>>318625586
Why is this shit reminds me bronies argument?
>>318625901
what about like in my himalayan llama shavings?
>>318625947
Huckebeins are cool
apart from the MP model, fuck that one
>>318625994
That comic again.
>>318625965
>Pretty good indicator
He didn't imply that the presence of a penis was an absolute indicator. He didn't imply that xxx and xxy weren't a thing either. Just that in more than 99% of cases persons with a penis are men
>>318622519
The "boy part" is the Y Chromosome in the DNA. Your biological sex cannot be altered.
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
>>318626083
What's wrong with socks and sandals though?
>>318621991
Dragon's Crown Sorcerer.
>>318621823
>its okay to empower woman!
>oh shit a man feels that men are being dis-empowered.... punch him!
>>318625965
>seriously, seriously thinking that a defect somehow changes the definition of what having XY chromosomes entails
A defect is literally that, a defect. What you're saying would be like trying to counter "humans have 5 toes on each feet" by saying "NUH UH, PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH SIX".
>>318626057
Good taste my man.
>>318626083
>socks with sandals
Seize anyone who does this shit. IMMEDIATELY.
>>318626141
SEIZE HIIIIIIM
>>318625394
nice try nigger
>>318626134
literally what
>>318626141
German detected.
>>318625760
Took you a few generations tho
What have you done?
>>318626141
I don't think anyone knows
VIDEO GAMES
>>318626141
You're joking right
>>318626106
FUCK YOU YOUR NOT MY DAD I CAN GIVE AWAY MY CHROMOSOMES
>>318626183
>What you're saying would be like
No, that's what your strawman is saying.
>>318621803
me on the left
>>318622226
you mad
>>318626134
I literally cannot cringe any harder.
Who writes this shit?
>>318623103
>PROOF OF ANIMAL RAPE CULTURE
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>318626207
>>318626223
>>318626245
But what's wrong with it? Tell me why!
>>318626213
Who the fuck is that in your image?
>>318626245
at first I thought this was an edit but then I saw there was no ASS MAIL
>>318626245
Why does she portray herself as a little girl?
>>318626141
The true problem are the sandals desu senpai
>>318626141
Give me your house address, anon.
Mr. 9mm needs to pay an express visit to your fucking head.
>>318622226
fuck you fag
>>318626320
I don't know man
>>318626332
>she
>>318623161
This part had me gasping
Good reaction image too.
>>318625047
blue > red > green
>>318622226
its just a prank bro
>>318622357
But 2/3 of them already are monsters
>>318626413
>implying I'm going to waste quality ammunition on a retard like that
I HOPE NO ONE'S POSTED THIS ONE YET
>>318622226
>Lance
>From Emerald
Are you retarded
>>318626134
dude what
is there supposed to be a joke there
>>318623651
CHUBBY BUNNY
CHUBBY BUNNY
>>318626447
>nine millimeter
>>318626141
You people should be rounded up into camps.
>>318625947
I heard a rumor that all but one of them get blown up in the 2nd og story
is it true?
>>318626464
he was replying to someone who brought up Lance "using dragon types"
>>318622519
How can these tumblr comics be so pretentious?
>>318623617
Hippopotamus literally means water horse, names don't mean shit
>>318626245
Is the "girl" suppose to be portrayed as the closed minded one?
>>318621970
Congratulations, he left Putin behind.
>>318626527
who is this succubus (male)?
>>318626382
Why does she/he/xim/zor/rek/lop/dop/suck/my/cock portray herself as a little girl?
>>318626236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRmSsckbnI
>>318625965
Then you're not XY, you dumb fuck. You're XXY or XYX.
>>318626453
I know this is a meme
But how would you realistically deal with this situation?
>>318626492
>implying I don't just want to get rid of all of my 9mm bullets that I currently have
>>318622556
>the red nose
gold. pure gold.
>>318622218
It's kinda like asking why Harry Potter went to wizard school and lauding at the author's "dishonesty" for saying that Harry received a letter inviting him to go to wizard school instead of just "honestly" answering that she "just wanted to make a story about wizard schools." If a game dev adds a sexy lady in their game, it is already understood that it's because they wanted to. There's a big difference between a creator's intention and an in-story explanation.
>>318623747
>all-mother
Wait, they did that? Why? Fucking why?! There was already an All-mother, and her name was fucking Frigg, and she was in charge of fucking half of the fucking einherjar!
>>318626317
>Tell me why!
Ain't nothing but a heartache
>>318621265
I appreciate the honesty more.
>>318626563
>/lop/dop/suck/my/cock
laughin my ass out
>>318626573
Great, getting called a potato by a potato. How demeaning.
>>318626519
I realize, but Lance existed before generation 3.
>>318626593
>nine by nineteen millimeter si vis pacem para bellum
>>318626339
I've never worn socks and sandals in my life. But the tone, the feeling, the "le epic le kill some2 for le opinion XD" air of it makes me sick.
Why don't you fucking shoot yourself, cocksucker? Really, I'm serious, fucking kill yourself. Everybody fucking hates you.
I'd love to claw your fucking eyes out. I'd rather have your adress so I can do it in your sleep, because you don't deserve the honor of a fair fight.
I'd shit on everything you love too. Everything you love is tainted with your vile "I LE HAET SOCK N SNALDAL LE MR 8MM LOL XD, BTW JUSTIN BEIBER SCUKS! I WANNA KILL HIM!11!" cancer.
I hate you.
Go fucking die in a fire while mastubating to My Little Pony gape scat you cocksucking fucking moron.
>>318626320
So whats the story with this? PR Balrog was a referee at some point in time?
>>318626702
I meant not XX, obviously. Point being you're not a girl regardless.
>>318626236
apparently loss has been circulating around tumblr recently, anon.
what have we DONE
>>318626518
Its true. To this day I cry. Fuck sunrise for putting the pressure on them.
>>318622601
I mad what kind of souless monster kicks a kitten....oh wait
>>318626320
Hulk "One Man Klan" Hogan
>>318626747
I have no idea. I just love this reaction image.
>>318626736
shit nigga
chill
>>318626787
He had similar pokémon in Generation 2, which was before Generation 3. Making it stupid to claim the trainer is from Emerald.
>>318626236
It's the only video game in this thread and I dont know what it is source?
>>318626736
FUCK
SOMONE MAKE A NEW VERSION OF THAT COMIC WHERE THE NIGGA MAKES A PASSING JOKE INSULT TO THAT NERDY WHITE BOY
WE NEED IT NOW
>>318626426
I like this comic of redhead trans the best.
>>318621265
What I don't get is, why do a number of feminists act like they're in charge of how a female body should be portrayed?
Like, even if it's a fictional woman, they're all talking about how men aren't allowed to have women doing certain things.
But it's like, the human female body has existed for like hundreds of thousands of years. You don't own a patent on it just because you have a vagina.
>>318626876
I miss these images
>>318626775
your telling me they got forced to kill em off by the gundam people?
...shit
I like the gespenst more, but the huckbeins have been around for over a decade, if feels wrong to remove them now.
>>318623161
Fuck I love these.
>>318626727
>implying i don't carry a gatdam deagle w/ laser sight along with my custom painted mosin nagant
>>318622107
It's pretty much true, though. To get anywhere in the more lucrative fields, where you couldn't possibly learn all the hardand soft skills necessary to excel on your own or from a book, you need to have a mentor who will help you out when shit gets tough or help make sure you're aware of/obtain opportunities for development and advancement. And people only ever want to mentor either someone who reminds them of themselves (legacy mentorship) or someone who they think has the potential to surpass them (prodigy mentorship). White dudes never see those qualities in anyone but other white dudes (and usually, only in tall straight white dudes who like football). Everyone else is scrambling to put together a career from the scraps of opportunity they can steal or wrestle away.
>>318626995
I wish I could have an operation to make me into a dragon.
>>318621929
Hiroshimoot needs more containment boards...
>>318621728
I haven't played Skyrim but isn't the fusroda a superpower and not just a simple sword slice?
>>318627073
I agree with this guy.
>>318625378
That was a bad attempt, anon, but what else can one expect from the shittiest meme in the sphere of human influence
>>318622063
Perspective
>>318627168
yes
>>318622065
Well... DC is shit...>>318622065
Man I just wanted to read some shitty comics and you fuckers had to go and ruin it with your fucking charizard isn't a dragon bullshit.
might as well post some steve lichman
>>318626876
I would eat you.
I would literally fucking eat you.
Everything about you releases a primal rage in my. Back when humans fucked sticks and shat on rocks, they ran animals to death, and fuckng ate them with their bare teeth.
I'd do that to you. I'd rip out your Achilles tendons first so you couldn't run. I'd have you and only you all to myself.
And then I'd dine. No cooking. No cutting. Maybe I'd have to scratch away the fat you'd have on you. Then I'd dive right in on your legs and pectorals, devouring what little meat there is.
I'd destroy your face, ripping every part away like FUCKING Play-Doh. I'd fucking annihilate your cock with my teeth like an epileptic hooker on krokodil.
You would become a part of me. You'd become my energy, my hate, and my shit.
After that, I'd develop encephalopthy and be gunned down in the projects nearby by a then-scarred but brave policeman who had part of his face was removed by me.
>>318626548
literally the single greatest creation of any culture.
>>318625586
>sonic fans
>>318627006
Yeah.
>>318627382
I fucking love Trip and Grace TheHedgehog
>>318627354
I'm saving this pasta
>>318627382
I could not do it
I will not do it
you cant make me read that!
>>318622182
Dc was zhit the moment they stopped giving attention to their smaller characters
>>318626736
>>318627267
So the guy did an unfunny comic that was wrong on both references from pokemon and Skyrim?
How does someone fuck up that badly?
>>318624475
Its a citation retard
>>318627446
FUCKING FROGPOSTER!
GET OUT!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>318627409
Now im sad.
all those grav cannons, the boxer, the standard Mk3's...all gone.
>>318627503
man these are shit quality hope you fuckers can read it
>>318627502
>Its a citation
[citation needed]
>>318627606
FUCKING FEELFROG POSTER
GET OUT!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>318624778
Jimmy Neutron shared his secrets for space survival
>>318623834
I don't get it.
>>318623732
Cortana was never cool or interesting.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>got banned
come one now, hotpockets, we both know how this ends
>>318627382
*erected*
>>318627748
>>318627503
>>318627337
>>318627635
These are gold.
>>318627748
fuck I love steve lichman
>>318627673
>not liking wojak
I'm having an aneurysm.
I'm so fucking mad right now and there's nothing I can lash out at. My body is attacking itself. I'm breaking up inside. My viscera is decaying.
You won.
>>318623161
the guy/girl/whatever that do these always make good things
>>318627874
>>318627868
yeah they're pretty good. always something I can turn to when I need a good chuckle.
>>318627884
OW EDGE!
>>318628082
OF THE CRATER
>>318628146
WILL FALL
AND DOWN WILL COME BABBY
>>318625636
I don't even get it.
>>318628147
fitting America has the same taste as subhumans in africa and the middle east.
>>318628147
Fucking PNG man. That is some civil war shit right there.
>>318622063
>>318622065
it's not an official comic
>>318628302
this one's my personal fav.
>>318628185
>>318628302
These are incredibly low resolution.
>>318625115
This is my fetish
>>318628369
The western part of the island is Indonesia. Anyone that says differently is misinformed and looking for a beating by the state police.
>>318628407
>>318628425
yeah I know some of there are, I just haven't gotten around to fixing it. it's still readable it's just a pain in the ass.
>>318628515
Don't worry about it. I found the entire collection on imgur. Thanks for posting though, it reminded me that there's been like 9 new ones I haven't seen.
>sole surviving huckbein
I liked this form better than the upgrade
its probably the cape that does it
>>318628570
Could you provide the link friend? I need to catch up too.
>>318628369
>that's probably the least of their problems
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-08/living-gay-in-papua-new-guinea/5796236
>Vlad says some teenage boys come to gay men seeking their first sexual experience because they are too shy to approach girls.
>>318628147
>tfw butts represent all 5 of my nationalities
>>318628515
>>318628570
np, these next few ones about the demon are the only ones I have left.
>>318628947
I think these are in the right order.
>>318628702
http://imgur.com/gallery/hZgPk
>>318629126
I feel for steve man. he just wants it to end, but he can't do it himself.
Well, that's it from me.
>>318628147
>am buttman
>do not understand the appeal of breasts at all(you can't stick your dick into breasts. Imean, you kind of can, but it's weird, it's not really penetrating anything)
>mfw my country is listed as preferring breasts
>>318629226
Thank you friend. I hope you have a good day.
>>318621728
>poke'mon
>>318628725
>all 5 of my nationalities
unless you have lived in 5 different countries for 10 years each of your life, you do not have 5 nationalities.
Don't start on me with that "b-but I'm 5% italian 10% irish 3% spanish" shit, that's fucking stupid. Nationality doesn't work like that. You are not a percentage of a nationality.
>>318621728
>El Dragino
![card3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0yn3fZe.jpg "card3[1]")
