What are some games with really cute animals in them?
>>318482684
I want to fuck that rabbit
>>318482964
You only want to fuck that rabbit because it has been groomed and trimmed to resemble qualities and shapes that are desirable in a human woman.
Any pokemon with amie mode.
>>318483081
AND THEY FUCKING PUT EYELINER ON THAT HARE NIGGA
>>318483081
i also find rabbit ears desirable on women
>>318483193
that's what I mean but ok
>putting makeup on an animal
>putting makeup on anything
Yuck.
>>318483196
I love Reisen!
>>318482684
That is a really really attractive bunny.
>>318483193
>AND THEY FUCKING PUT EYELINER ON THAT HARE NIGGA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanc_de_Hotot
>>318483193
Nope.
>>318482684
Pokemon
>>318482684
Tokyo Jungle
god.
Okami
>>318483081
>>318483193
>>318483206
The "eyeliner" is natural, just as a Raccoon's "mask" is natural. The way she's been groomed does make her very attractive, though, honestly.
STOP
>>318483515
I got banned for posting that exact image in a waifu thread
Years later and I'm still fucking pissed off about it, you used to not even be able to browse while banned
Any Jewelpet game
>>318483681
>The way she's been groomed does make her very attractive, though, honestly.
i'm dying
>>318483571
>tfw no beastiality porn involving rabbits
Kill me. Then again, I wouldn't want them to get hurt.. but jesus, if there was just a video of a cute rabbit licking a penis I'd be satisfied.
Far Cry 2, 3 and 4
>>318483775
mods are too inconsistently
Hiro should include the way to report bad mods sometime soon
It took 666 banned to get rid of one nipmod
>>318483885
and they created the first cat girl right?
>>318483883
That thing looks scary, not cute.
>>318483834
I don't think it would be hot honestly, it's not the same if the girl doesn't even know what she's doing
>>318482684
you get your pick of cat, cat, or more cat. It's up to you.
![[Critter-Subs] Jewelpet Happiness - 03 (1280x720 H264)[928CB64A].mkv_snapshot_03.35_[2015.09.11_18.25.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/OXmXHQn.jpg "[Critter-Subs] Jewelpet Happiness - 03 (1280x720 H264)[928CB64A].mkv snapshot 03.35 [2015.09.11 18.25.54]")
>>318483783
Jewelpet is adorable.
Dunno if any of the vidya is any amusing, though.
>>318484025
Have you seen girls without eyeliner?
Endless Ocean
>>318484126
Sapphie is best
>>318483885
did he died
>>318483994
They would never breed with an Indian
Metal Gear Solid 3
>>318483783
I lost count of how many times I fapped to that bunny
Why do small animals make me so fucking hard?
>>318484126
Just emulate them if you're really bored.
Nintendogs
>>318484326
I WANT TO VIOLATE HER
>>318482684
>>318483883
Rabbits disappoint me every time, they look soft and fluffy, then you carry them to realize it just a light layer of fur and bone
Cats and dogs are much more straight forward, what you see is what you get.
Snakes may look slimy but they got razor sharp scales.
>>318484307
Because you're a degenerate that wouldn't last a minute into the show.
>>318483885
Real talk. Would there have been any way to get out alive?
>>318484290
O god that pic, the whole thing is just absurd I'm dying here.
>>318482684
She has very fluffy breasts...
>>318483885
fang to the skull?
>>318483309
>2hushit
>>318484326
I have some of the DS ones on a flash cart.
I'll give them a spin. Someday.
Reminder these things shit every 3 minutes.
>>318484453
Unless 3 or more people all decided to jump in and protect the kid, no. I don't think most people let alone a child can over power a tiger if it's hungry.
>>318484453
fight it
>>318484453
Wrestle the tiger until help came.
Red Dead Redemption
>>318484451
I want to fuck most of these, especially white bunny and yellow lamb girl. The pig is also very fuckable, look at the way she's showing off her butt. She's begging for it.
>>318484571
filthy secondary
>>318484624
Awww that thing has a human pet.
Afrika for PS3
>>318484453
Present yourself
>>318484453
If a bunch of people had jumped down and started threatening the tiger it would probably get scared and run off, but good luck convincing all those people to do that in such a short span of time
Bestest bunny
>>318484453
He was an Indian in India, he had no chance
Oblivion
>>318484586
Yeah but it doesn't smell and easy to clean
It's the piss that you have to worry about
OP pic related /A Bunny Cube.
>>318483885
What's he doing to that lil nigga?
>>318484715
That's one sharp ape
>>318484578
I hope you enjoy it when the day comes.
>>318484825
Wrong.
>>318485002
nice game
when is it out?
>>318485002
Shit I need to pay attention to overgrowth again.
>>318485002
>this could've been overgrowth
why did he turn sjw?
>>318485002
>vaporware
>>318483081
And your point is?
>>318484604
>>318484609
>>318484610
>>318484719
>>318484771
>>318484861
Wait he's indian? What's he doing pooping in there
>>318485002
Poor little mouse boy.
>>318484451
Peridot a best.
That rabbit fighting game that I don't remember the name of
Zelda
Cute animals, huh?
>Nintendogs
>LoZ Twilight Princess
>MGSV TPP
>Animal Crossing
>>318485034
Oh come on, you can't seriously like this without wanting to fuck them.
Good God my dick.
>>318484825
>>318485057
Not even the best Nintendo bunny.
>>318485002
When the fuck is Mouse Souls coming out
>that dev texture
this is in Source engine?
>>318485092
What?
We might not explore the seas or stars, but we're just in time for rabbits to be the size of human beings.
Deadly Creatures
>>318484453
1.) If passerbys didnt throw rocks at the otherwise peaceful tiger
2.) If the zookeepers werent busy shitting on the sidewalk during the 15 minutes he was in there
This has been discussed to death
>>318482684
animal crossing.
>>318485180
nobody cares about shops
>>318485143
Man, that's beautiful
I wish I could be a bird
>>318485180
>You will be able to get fucked by a large rabbit in your lifetime.
>>318485170
No thanks, homo.
>>318484973
>Camo index 99%
>>318485158
Or be a little girl at heart.
>>318485203
>>318485095
>>318485002
LEMMIWINKS, LEMMIWINKS
>>318485180
a lot of loyalty for an oversized rabbit
>>318485143
damn I can't wait for Wild to come out
Grand Theft Auto V
>>318485203
>>318485095
>>318485002
It's sad that this isn't a thing for an existing, actual videogame.
Videogames machines have the power to make anything they want now, and look at the games released in 2015.
Would you a rabbit, /v/?
>>318485257
sure is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Giant_rabbit
>>318485336
>>318485203
>>318485095
>>318485002
>>318485427
Are you developing this or something?
>>318484109
>when the carrots hit you
>>318485336
this looks so fucking good
>>318485143
Godamn drones have come a long way.
>>318485402
THE CUTEST
![ScreenShot-2015_04_06-163222001GK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s1bSVdw.jpg "ScreenShot-2015 04 06-163222001GK[1]")
>>318485472
no
>>318483423
I didn't know this was an actual breed. The one time I saw something like this in real life, the bunny I saw at the pet shop only had that black spot on one eye. It looked cute as fuck and I was this close to doing something stupid and buying it on impulse.
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts
>>318485143
Imagine if instead of an afterlife you are reincarnated in an animal while you wait your turn for another go as a human or other intelligent specie elsewhere, if you sucked at life, killed yourself, were a shitty person you get stuck in one of those nature documentaries where you are stung and turned into parasite food, but if you did great or good enough you get to pick any animal. Imagine being a fucking Eagle or a Hornet wrecking shit up before you respawn again.
>>318485336
Why does this remind me of Cargo?
>>318484174
Is it the c-word if the rabbit was forced into it?
>>318485257
Google Sir King Darius you faggot.
It is absolutely real.
>>318485427
>all this attention to detail shit
>dat clipping
this game will either never come out or will just be a shit game with nice textures and lighting.
>>318485472
Not him but I doubt it, those are all accessible from the game designer's blog. He keeps all hisbackersupdated fairly regularly about the game's progress.
>>318485548
We all know you'd fuck Lopunny. Anyone would.
I meant a real rabbit.
>>318485530
well then why are you spoilering all of these?
Why are you shy?
>>318485654
If it were big enough.
I have seen what must be done to fuck a small rabbit, it isn't very nice.
>>318485450
WOULD I?!
Dog's Life
>>318482684
>Haunting Ground
>>318485654
If I could fit it in without hurting it, yes, I would fuck a real rabbit. But I don't think that's possible. Does rubbing it against its thighs count?
Fable 2
>>318485737
what the fuck
>>318485787
This is the most I'd do too. Maybe let her lick it as well, but I could never hurt an animal.
>>318483558
>and this is our son's room
my pets :3
>>318485737
I want to see them use that on these fuckers.
>>318485838
Hogs are an invasive specie and they breed like flies.
>>318485737
How much would it cost to go through that much ammo?
All that just for pork.
Metal Gear Solid V
>>318485893
cute, anon
>>318485893
>rabbit being topped by a guinea pig
disgusting
>>318485928
>>318485926
Who the hell brings a minigun for vermin hunting.
Dragon Age: Origins
![ScreenShot-2015_10_08-232740001_small[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4TJPHml.jpg "ScreenShot-2015 10 08-232740001 small[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uECjdRZVjjw
>>318485225
the fuck is going on here
for me, the choice is clear
>>318485942
The way it runs off like a hunchback is hilarious
>>318485830
Where did the stereotype that cats are assholes come from? In my experience cats are total bros, and dogs are the ones who bark nonstop and only hang around if you have food.
>>318485942
>console game ported to pc.webm
>>318485830
What a bad ass cat
Ecco the Dolphin
>>318486138
That's cool as fuck dude.
Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>318484453
No. Unlike a random shark attack, he was in the tiger's domain. Poking it in the eyes would only infuriate it more.
>>318482684
Armello.
Bonus points for rabbit clan being one of the least cunty ones to play as.
>>318486053
Thank god it just bumped into it. Good controlled braking on the driver.
I'm a sucker for bear cubs, they're so cute.
>>318485737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UliEiQQyU
>>318486138
what is that
>>318486268
>Poke eyes out
>it cant see
If a lion presented herself to you would you accept the invitation?
>>318486053
>>318485942
>>318485830
>>318486267
Thanks for posting these webms, anon. These are cool and cute.
Someone posted a webm of a rat taped down to a board having his dick cut off with a pair of scissors and its been bothering me all day.
>>318486138
Alien mothership comes down and does this to your local downtown skyscraper just to see what it look like inside.
>>318486278
That's a koala, m8.
Banjo Kazooie
>>318486316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
Science. Ignore the faggots that say this is animal abuse; they probably never fucking deal with fire ants in real life.
>>318486406
If there was no chance of me dying then totally.
>>318485225
>That wasp goes through the motions of shitting out a three inch stinger only to get rekt by a spider
Thanks for the surprise kek
>>318486437
>Caring about ants
>>318486406
Yeah
>>318486127
>"nee hee, PC wins again console faggots"
>>318486469
>let's cat get next to babby
>dog a mile away gets killed
fuck deer
>>318486423
you're going to see m80 dog soon
>>318486469
I fucking hate deer
>>318486482
MORE LIKE ARGH MY FUCKING BODY FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE ANTS AMIRITE
>>318486437
>caring about an invasive species
>that fucked up humans and farm animals
Do you know what hell feels like?
>>318485597
No, it's literally rabbit netorare (the precursor to 4chin's kekmania)
Does anyone have that gif of the cat with the octopus on its face? I forgot to save it but it made me lose my shit.
>>318486448
No kidding?
Still I'm glad it's OK.
>>318486423
This one's for you homeboi
Bug's Life for PS1
>>318485143
I always find it amazing that birds can be trained like this. They can fly, they have ultimate freedom, yet they choose to come back to their handler.
>>318484219
I was really interested in that game, but I guess it's not a very good port, and less like MH and more like Dynasty Warriors?
At least it has that one hot monstergirl
>>318485830
>cat successfully bluffs and scares the dog off
>then runs the fuck away because he knows he'd get destroyed if the dog actually tried to fight him
based cat
Worms World Party
>>318486761
Well its a lot easier to rely on a trainer than it is to search and hunt for your food
Okami
>>318486756
I've always found it kind of funny how Kangaroo fights are just a contest of who can take more kicks to the testicles.
>>318486756
That's some metal gear shit
>>318485336
>>318485203
Name of game?
Looks too cute.
>>318486437
what about windows tho
Beyond Good and Evil
>>318486761
Besides the food, they legit like their handlers, and they're like "I could leave any time I want, but the treaty meat nibblets game be ridiculous"
>>318487078
>"I am incapable of reading the thread"
>>318485427
Bloodborne: The Littlest Hunter confirmed as next DLC
>>318485873
I don't know if putting your dick anywhere near a rabbit's mouth would be such a great idea.
>>318486868
the fuck is that?
>>318486964
>That small ass boat
What stopping the great white from just jumping on the boat?
>>318487238
looks like a big ass snake
>>318486964
jaysus it's a beebee fucking wheel man!
Crash Bandicoot
>>318486606
It's one house down dude, don't over blow it, besides who lets their dog out off leash like that?
The owner was being careless and the dog was the one that payed for it, get angry at the owner not the deer that's trying to keep it's baby safe from it's top predator basically a wolf.
It also turns on the cat later but unlike the dumb ass dog it's actually aware of it's surroundings and escapes.
>>318486124
Go back to your cave catfag.
Are there any games with crabs in them?
>>318485002
>>318485095
Whatever the fuck happened to this game? complete silence for what, a year?
>>318487250
Why would it?
The fucker just wants to bite some seals. It has no reason to breach the water and jump on top of a boat.
>>318487202
>Forcing people to read furry thread
Anon.
>>318485551
that's Buddhism
the problem with being an animal is that youre subject to the whims of humans as well as the nature (remember that PETA exists for a reason)
>>318487385
Genji: Days of the blade
I hear the battles with the are true to historical japanese history
>>318485090
>>318485092
It's not Overgrowth you nitwits it's Ghost of a Tale, which is supposed to come out this year but it's likely going to be pushed back to 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNQpKzT9Yaw
>>318487156
able to turn 90 degrees and shoot down a moving target. most impressive
>>318487202
I haven't seen the name mentioned anywhere in this thread, anon.
>>318484252
> dat spread eagle
>>318486868
what the fuck is that? looks too big to be a snake
>>318487468
No that's Hinduism, Buddhism is your mental nature determining where you end up, not good or evil.
>>318487156
That second shot was cool as fuck
>this fucking thread
>>318486138
At least when they Pompeii'd this anthill, anything alive inside was incinerated instantly.
>>318487394
>>318485426
There was an update today.
>>318485143
>tfw no good games where you are a bird and you can do this kind of shit
>>318487468
>remember that PETA exists for a reason
To make us laugh with their retarded propaganda?
>>318486404
you underestimate how much damage a tiger's claw swipe can do
>>318485203
>>318485427
How is this not based on Redwall?
>>318486706
>King of the hill.webm
>>318484391
>WOW how was I supposed to know that would kill me
>>318482684
is rabbit fucking even safe, for the rabbit ?
>>318484391
>DSP and Mimic.webm
more animal webms
I miss old /v/'s moderation. It was shit, but better than after Hiros take over.
>>318487779
This is real life not an rpg anon. It's called poking it's eyes out and Dodge out of the way. It's not holding a gun, it's using slow as fuck claws that have short reach.
>>318485225
I kept hoping it was trying to pole vault itself.
>>318487678
>ever stepping foot in a fur autist thread for any reason but to laugh at them being the worst group on 4chan
Honestly more obnoxious than the SJWs.
>>318486437
I doubt you're still in the thread, but just so you know, I watched that exact show and they only do it to the colonies that are abandoned
>>318488064
I miss back when newfags didn't misrepresent the past.
>>318487468
You know that PETA does more harm to animals than any of the cruelties they pretend to save them from, right? They're fucking evil.
Not to mention their propaganda is hilariously awful. They think when a sheep gets sheared that all their skin gets cut up and that it's hurtful to the animal.
>>318488064
It was pretty much the same, honestly.
>>318484453
Punch it.
Don't be a pussy, animals do not have fucking compassion for you, they are not your kawaii fursonas with permanent smirks grafted to their faces. If a fucking tiger tries to eat your face you PUNCH IT IN THE FUCKING FACE
A strong adult human could beat the SHIT out of a tiger. You were given big brains, use them. The people who die are those who are retarded and run or cower.
Same shit with sharks. A shark comes up to you, you punch that fucker in its face.
>>318488267
>That Pokemon parody game
>>318488286
>>318488205
Actually, mods used to delete furry threads like this on sight. Now they just let them go.
Not sure why newfags try to pretend not to be new, then call others newfags. No shame being new, just don't act like you knew how it was back before 2012 when you got here.
>>318488267
I'm conflicted between wanting them to disappear so that they stop hurting animals and people and wanting them to exist forever so that we get more gems like "sea kittens" and "chicken abortion".
>>318486437
they only use abandoned hills
edgemasters will never learn, though
>>318488325
Would that do anything though?
>tfw no mimi gf
>>318488325
If this were like 7 years ago I'd respond with an insanity wolf image
>>318483775
Good, you absolutely deserved it.
>>318488225
It's crazy to think that those animals will die having no concept of video games
I'm glad I got the chance to reincarnate as a human bean.
>>318488225
There are people that think this is gruesome, but I just think they were under the misconception that wild animals kill their prey before eating them. Eating IS how they kill their prey......
>>318488403
Moderation has always been lax around this time of day.
You have not been here for more than a week.
>>318488439
It wouldn't. Hell, you could stab it with a combat knife and it wouldn't stop it from killing you. Those animals are fucking strong.
>>318485830
S-Sissel?!?
>>318483423
GENETICALLY BRED BEDROOM EYES
DAMN EVOLUTION, YOU FUCKING SCARY.
>>318488439
Probably a bit better than cowering in a corner. Animals are not invincible and predators are seeking shit like deer, antalope etc. Things that flee, and don't fight. A cat like that is more likely to just run and find an easier meal than deal with the human punching them and actually fighting back.
Also it works for sure with sharks. But shark attacks are usually accidents anyway.
>>318488403
Sometimes they get deleted on sight, sometimes they slip by. It's been like that for a few years now at least.
Acting like it changed when Hiro took over is silly. If the mods got worse, it was already before that.
>>318488452
Why would responding with a wolf do anything?
But what about lizards?
>>318485926
We need the Awakened Ancient Evil to wear that shirt
>>318483558
Seals are just dogs with flippers.
>>318485143
>tfw you will never fly like a bird
>>318485180
Night of the Lepus is soon to become reality.
>>318486868
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
>>318485450
What a cutie. I want to pet it.
>>318489153
Hint: It don't want none unless you got buns, hun
>>318486310
How much money/firearms training/free time does it take to make shooting wild pigs from a helicopter a reality?
>>318487937
Of course not, you could hurt it horribly. It's way too small for a human penis.
>>318488174
>>318488427
Why would ants abandon their colony?
>>318488427
they are not abandoned, they are actually an invasive species of fucking ant you retard
>>318484771
this is what got him killed in the first place. people started pelting rocks at the tiger. before that, the tiger was just looking at the student.
>>318488174
I'm still here. Thanks for setting my heart at ease. Ants deserve better.
>>318489458
if you go to the guy's website it says he only uses abandoned hills, that sounds like bullshit to me though
btw if ants are digging up that much how do they get the dirt out of the tunnels?
>>318489394
sometimes its for ant reasons, but also can be because more obvious things like food
>>318489458
you should fucking check yourself, I never even came close to claiming otherwise
the hills are clearly abandoned and this is verified by the person that did the art
>>318489603
watch a documentary or something nigga
>>318482964
>1st reply
Go home, people. Show's over.
>>318488884
>tfw gf
and he's still sad, bitch probably took all his money
Good to see /v/'s zoophiliac tendencies haven't changed in the last 6 years
>>318486502
That's an ant
>>318489923
I'm not that much of a zoophile really I would only fuck cats and rabbits (and I wouldn't actually fuck them, only fap to them because I wouldn't hurt them for sex)
>>318482964
I love how often this face gets used
>>318488043
Why am I laughing so hard
>>318490173
I could understand big cats, but the common housecat? I don't think a cat is fine.
Rabbits though? Not unless they're cartoons
plus those teeth will fuck you up
>>318486469
Did anyone else think for a second that the mother abandoned her baby because of le spooky cat?
I was not expecting the dog
>>318486606
dogs are related to wolves, a natural predator, while cats are no threat to animals larger than it
>>318489232
jej
>>318490275
Cats like pic related. Paws are sexy as fuck.
And what, you don't think OP's pic is one of the hottest animals you've ever seen? Her grooming is sexy as hell.
>>318486469
>>318487302
>>318486632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9_ZnojxmU
Dogfags, get the FUCK off my board
>>318488601
That's not a cat, that's a fucking Bengali tiger.
>>318485942
The nigger of the animal kingdom.
>>318490532
it's a cute rabbit, cuter than most rabbits
but I've seen hotter things
>>318490856
These ugly, bred for nothing, good for nothing fucks are disgusting.
>>318488043
This reminds me of highschool lunches. Any time a girl sits down to eat a banana and notices a guy looking at her, she would immediately get self-conscious and switch to her "eat it in the least suggestive way possible" mode. The results were basically the contents of this webm.
>>318490856
An albino Koala?
That's neat.
>>318490937
Oh god it's so wrinkly and ugly.
I want to hug it.
>>318487302
this
>>318490856
I didn't know Mogwai existed, holy shit
>>318491089
>assuming direct control
>>318491089
>GoldenDeceiver.gif
>>318488486
the more people realize this sort of shit happens regularly the less theyll look at hunting as being a barbaric sport
even i didnt know animals got eaten while they were STILL alive
>>318483558
>The camera man jumped too
>>318488225
>When you nut and she still sucking.
>>318488081
>This is real life not an rpg
>poking it's eyes out and Dodge out of the way
Good luck with that technique.
>it's using slow as fuck claws that have short reach
I really don't think that tiger is letter you get anywhere past a paws length.
Animals are amazing.
>>318491023
>tfw no shoob
>>318488081
you over estimate how fast you can move in relation to an animal that exists to hunt fast prey
>>318487775
>>318488267
the point was humans do fucked up shit to animals, especially non-resisting (domesticated) animals
im sure PETA was created to protect animals against such reckless harm... i guess i might have just overestimated your ability to follow a train of logic... sorry for that
What animal would make a great videogame boss?
>>318491367
bats are superior hanging mammals
>>318484391
I was hoping the bird would flagrantly insert itself into the croc's mouth yet the croc just wouldn't do anything and would let it go on its way.
>>318488081
>I can fight something that's 600 pounds and a natural born killer without any weapons, armor, or backup
>In touching distance
You're retarded mate.
>>318491489
Yoy over estimate that the reason we are at the top of the food chain and why animals haven't made us extinct is because we are the smartest.
>>318490856
These kind of dogs are bred terribly, they end up retarded and in terrible health with so many ailments but women gotta have their faux babies don't they!
Smh senpaitachi.
>>318491535
Up close, centipedes aren't that ugly. At least not as bad as butterflies.
>>318491542
Fucking angora rabbits, too fluffy. I'd want to sleep in a pen full of them, that'd be the fluffiest bed known to man. Also the shittiest after a while.
Birds are the superior animal.
why don't you have a bird yet Anon?
>>318488325
So, so wrong. Those animals are pure muscle, every one of which is designed for killing. If a shark really wanted to eat you you would have no chance. If a tiger wanted to kill you and for some reason sneaking up on you didn't work so you were in a "fair" fight, its first swipe would rip your arm up so bad it would be nearly useless for the rest of the fight, which wouldn't be long because you'd be carried off like a kitten like this manlet indian was.
If by some miracle you could punch the cat in the face it would swipe, your arm would be fucked up, and then you'd be back to square one which is death.
The only way a human is winning a fight against these animals (tigers, wolves, maybe small bears since big bears would kill anyone) is by strangling them from behind, but good luck with that.
>>318491617
because we create tools to use for self defense and lock animals the fuck away where they won't kill us. all of this comes from having smart brains. that guy went into the tiger enclosure, WITHOUT a weapon, locking himself in the only place where you will get fucking eaten by a tiger.
He had it coming.
>>318491535
I don't like that at all
>>318491785
based
>>318491617
tell that to the kid in the weebum
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>>318491535
damn nature
How do you feel about snakes?
>>318491535
Centipedes are cute!
>>318491596
>not regularly killing bears and other wild animals with your bare hands just for sport
You're a fucking wimp.
>>318488325
>A strong adult human could beat the SHIT out of a tiger.
Aren't tigers like 300kg+?
Pretty sure you'd have to dig through its eye sockets and try fuck with its brain, maybe sacrifice a leg to get into prime elbow-to-skull position.
>>318491810
This
Most animals have thicker skin and/or fur which is like a thin layer of padded armor and far denser muscles
Without a weapon, you would struggle to kill certain medium sized dogs.
>>318489394
Disease, another group wipes them out, they over expanded during a period of plenty, an attempt to appease the angry sky gods and their unstoppable molten metal onslaught
>>318491648
What's it called?
>>318486469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPSPMLJYL2c
>after that he want to kill the cat
>>318483558
>dad walks in
>>318491785
What a bro
>>318492117
how hard is it to raise an owl?
>>318491249
Ya, let's just all be serial killers. It's normal to torture and kill other people because animals do it
>>318492116
I don't know what that one is called but what he said is true of most "toy breed" dogs (true of most purebred, which is to say inbred, anything really)
>this thread
>>318492170
Depends on how heavy/aggressive the owl is
>>318492261
*plop*
>>318491535
DELETE THIS
>>318491810
Which would win a fight between a lion and a bear?
Or a eagle vs a jaguar
>>318492285
Why are these edits so entertaining? I'm surprised Japan haven't made a whole show out of this premise.
>>318491023
muh heart
>>318492185
I want to believe
>>318484174
I have the biggest boner right now.
>>318492171
>not being a serial killer
How's it feel to be an omega male?
>>318486756
nigga just looks around casually
ice cold
>>318492392"good job"
>>318492119
that faggot cat has balls
>>318482684
I have the same model bunny rabbit!
Shes the best wingman when I bring a tinder slut home.
>>318492448
AYYY LMAO
>>318490532
>Miley Cyrus.jpg
>>318491227
Thanks anon
>>318492521
this is gold
>>318492285
nigga thats fucking kawaii as fuck
>>318492521
holy shit
its been a while
>>318492119
>Literally slaps her like a bitch
fucking cats.
>>318492261
>>318492392
I always wondered if snakes have any sort of emotional tells or mood indicators the way other animals do
They have such tiny fucking brains but then again so do the smaller caged birds, but they're very intelligent and affectionate and able to solve puzzles
>>318492003
it looks like it tastes like crab
>>318492448
that octopus is playing a RL Shadows of the Colossus
>>318491227
Where's the "happy ending" section?
>>318492530
>implying the rabbit is not the tinder slut
Shit taste.
>>318492547
I don't get it.
>>318484453
Don't really know.
If I were him I'd do my best to make loud noises and try to go for the eyes or any other soft spots I can get to.
Survival ain't pretty but hey gauging out an eye or two is better than dying.
>>318492398
lion because it's faster and hunts bigger prey all the time so it knows what to do. Bear would be like "get the fuck out of my face" but has no real strategy since it has no real predators or adversaries except for other inept bears.
Jaguar would win because even if the eagle got more than one swooping run in, the jag would ground it with one swipe before it was seriously wounded. I mean, best case scenario the eagle blinds the jag first try, but then you've got a pissed off cat with claws bigger than an eagle's chest cavity swiping around at the source of the claws, so even then the eagle would lose.
>>318492523
wow that's a cute... mongoose thing.
Bet it's a pain in the ass to take care of.
>>318492398
Depends on the species of bear. I think the only bear a lion could take would be a black bear.
Birds have weak bones and cats are fucking crazy hunters, so I think a jaguar would beat an eagle. Sometimes eagles carry large prey off of mountaintops and drop them to kill them though, so an eagle might win if it gets a good grip.
>>318492523
>Lays an all out assault on his finger
>Guy takes it like champ
>Assault ends as it fucks off to plan
>Guy gets back to work
Adorable
>>318492171
i said hunting you dumb shit not fucking war or murder
>>318491769
when I was a kid my parents had this old as shit African grey parrot.
That bastard was squeeky as hell, but he was a lot of fun.
That said they have a lot of weird behavioral issues, you have to know what you're getting into before you get one, especially since they live upwards of 20 years in captivity
>>318492672
>that cat just sits there and takes it
shit nigger if this were my cat that parrot would be just a head and feet, bless that magnificent girl I hope shes still brutalizing rodents up in cat heaven.
>>318488043
I find it hilarious that before he devours a banana, he sticks it in his armpit.
God, who knew apes could be OCD too.
>>318492774
In all seriousness a rabbit is a great icebreaker when a girl is over. Bonus points if its this breed that wears eyeliner.
>>318486681
I have vague memories of being like four years old in Texas and getting chewed the fuck up by fire ants
I asked my Mom about it a couple of years ago and she did confirm I got attacked pretty badly, they almost had to take me to the hospital.
Fuck fire ants.
>>318492523
>mx518
Nice.
>>318488043
I've never seen someone eat a banana so aggressively, I don't understand the purpose.
>>318493018
>foxdie.gif
>>318492845
What's the difference? Both are needless violence, except hunting in most cases is for fun rather than necessity.
>>318493018
hey that wasn't an ape escaping, that was an ape being exposed to nerve gas!
I was lied to!
Post more animal qtie
>>318493018
It was okay in the end though, wasn't it?
>>318493018
I've seen the source, but I still don't know who was gas
>>318491249
It's the main reason I didn't give a fuck when the guy killed that faggot lion.
>you will never mount a qt 3.14 rabbit
stupid government and its stupid laws
>>318493118
i meant hunting in the sense of feeding yourself like some tribes STILL do
i dunno in sport hunting do people just shoot shit and then let it rot or do they take it home to eat?
>>318493126
That is fucking beyond adorable.
>>318493018
>tfw Badtouch gang
>>318493096
Oi mate dont post them there fuckin emus
I'm gettin fookin war flashbacks
>>318488325
Tigers have thick fur, skin, and muscles, and are strong enough to carry 600 lbs with their teeth up a hill. Not a chance in hell.
>>318493256
you know it's just going to chew that shit off and possibly even eat it, the dumb animal
>>318493018
Poor guy must be really tired.
>>318491361
Yo what the fuck is this?
>>318493018
>>318493018
DELETE THIS YOU PRICK
>>318493263
Everyone I know that hunts eats what they kill.
>>318493118
do you eat meat? you killed an animal for that you faggot. you're a murderer
>>318492003
They're even worse than spiders. Those things are the handmaidens of satan and undoubtedly have their origins from star-spawn eldritch horrors.
>>318493018
Isn't that monkey just knocked out?
>>318493075
Pretty sure it developed that habit as a means of keeping it away from other monkeys.
>>318488325
Nah. The only way a human is doing anything to an animal that size is with a spear planted firmly in the ground, or some kind of big game caliber gun.
>>318493394
Hello?
>>318488486
>>318491249
>>318493227
>trying to justify animal abuse
I fucking hate you people. Hunting for food is fine, killing/torturing animals for fun is not.
>>318493018
Literally for what purpose? I don't understand why this was done. It seems pointless.
>tfw love is over
>>318493263
i live in texas and i've never known a hunter who didn't clean and eat nearly everything they kill, and the things they didn't eat they only killed because they are vectors for rabies and shit like opossums and raccoons. I got to eat a fuck load of grilled quail wings once, and deer sausage is elder god tier.
>>318493018
>when the kush hits
>>318493161
>being ok after nerve gas
I think I have some bad news for you
>>318493227
lions are threatened though
trophy hunting is morally questionable in itself, but proper trophy hunts aim for sickly or animals with an okay population size.
the lion was also collared and part of a study group. they're not even sure if the guide he hired was a proper guide and not a poor native.
>>318493481
fuck you, if you're not a vegetarian then you don't have the right to judge people for killing animals.
>>318488325
The shark part is sort of true, because sharks tend to approach humans with curiosity and their first bite is a sample, so if you whop one on the nose it'll assume you're a dolphin and leave before you and your dolphin friends literally beat it to death with their noses just for sport
But that tiger part is wrong, the animal is going to incapacitate you with its first strike because that's how they hunt. Even just getting hit with a paw by one of those cats is like being punched by a boxer
TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS.
>>318493381
>when you faded and that fat fuck barhonkey tryan give you that offbrand stuff that comes in like a fuckin flower vase
sheeeit
>>318493582
It was nerve gas? I thought it was some other shit they were testing that was non-lethal.
Poor monkey.
>>318493540
Whats that shit hanging off its back?
>>318493481
Fuck off PETA
>>318492398
asian bears are like almost unstoppable mass of anger and hard as shit to kill
>>318492003
>cute
did you know they clean their antenna?
Can't find a good video of it but it's adorable
>>318493481
i think you missed the point of all those posts dum dum
ill help you understand
1) in nature, animals are eaten while they are still alive - they get to feel all the bites and rips and tears an gnawing
2) humans kill the animals they hunt BEFORE they eat them, shortening the suffering of the animal, some even pray for forgiveness from the animal spirit
>>318493621
That first one was cool as fuck
That bird took a fuckin gamble with a dodge like that.
>>318493621
>These things used to be the size of buildings in the past, but couldn't fly
I'm so glad they got tiny. Dinosaurs that could fly like that in this day and age would be horrifying.
>>318493595
>fuck you, if you're not a vegetarian then you don't have the right to judge people for killing animals.
Are you retarded?
>>318484307
You ever heard of Carrot_(artist)?
Might be right up your alley
>>318493635
it was Co2
>>318493637
Javelins.
>>318493621
What's this particular episode/show called?
>>318493621
> ace combat cobra maneuver
>>318493637
Some type of short spear. The matadors stab a bunch of them into the bull's back before they finally make the killing stab with the sword.
>>318493715
That discipline though
>>318493715
>Shadow of the Colossus.webm
>>318493715
Are you?
>But I don't kill animals for fun, I just eat them
What's the intrinsic difference?
>>318493715
im probably the only one here that enjoys spiders
>>318493763
>"He forgot my birthday for seven years and this is all I get?"
>>318493126
WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL BEFORE ATTACK
ATTACK THE ENEMY BASE
I AM THE GREATEST
ENEMY HOSTILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wrxco5goLI
>>318492675
not really, most reptiles in general dont
they have different temperaments and stuff but arent really capable of what can be called a personality
>>318492857
>20 years
Whaaat, those things can live upwards of 60. Yours must not have been very healthy.
>>318492398
Bear, though it does depend on species since black bears / brown bears are cunning but brutal whilest kodiaks and the like are brutal but cunning; but probably both would die of their injuries and neither would want to prey upon the other unless forced to by some peculiar artificial circumstance / human assholishness
Hippopotamus on the other hand would leave no survivors, not even the children
>>318493621
That's sick nasty cuhrayzee.
>when a nigga needs some dust n ya bitch start hollerin that she need the raisins
>>318482684
>mom gets a rabbit as pet.
>our house didnt have a yard. 1st mistake.
>this miserable life form lived in a cage for the majority of its life and shit everywhere.
>too young and dumb at the time to train the rabbit so it can run around the house like a cat.
>have guilt to this day for not taking better care of the rabbit.
>eventually it died and I buried it in the alley between my neighbors.
>rabbit is skeleton now rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNn87TLUyOo
>>318482684
'Animal' Crossing. duuuuuuuuuhhhh
>>318493715
you don't need to eat meat to live, you just choose to out of convenience/preference. you're a sicko hypocrite
>>318493840
one is doing it for fun, one is for food
are you mentally handicapped
>>318492909
It's breaking the banana in half by smashing it to its chest, you uncultured ape.
FUCK OFF, PANSY VEGAN FAGGOTS
I know the general view is "fuck centipedes" but what do you all feel about millipedes?
>>318493018
lemon key face
>>318493962
are those ticks on it's belly?
>>318493980
Fuck off anytime peta, nobody wants you here
>>318493868
Well I'm not eating bananas for a long while now.
>>318494007
I think they're very cute, but would like to remain just friends.
>>318493940
>Had a genuine pig when I was about 9ish
>Really loved it but one day got the urge to just squeeze it tightly in my hand and hurt it
I don't know why I did it, I'm 22 now and I still feel guilt and regret to this day.
>>318494007
They are the middle ground between cute and creepy.
>>318494041
i'm not the hypocrite. eating meat is fine, just don't pretend that you're more moralistic than a hunter
>>318484715
>no DK edit
>no Hamada edit
>>318494007
>fuck centipedes
yeah, then marry millipedes and kill nightcrawlers
>>318493821
>before they finally make the killing stab with the sword.
Are you referring to those tiny as fuck swords in several of those very alive bull's backs
>>318491810
Hey now, a wolf? Just one wolf? I mean, I know they can get fucking huge but still. I think a wolf, at least, would not be so hopeless.
Bump limit exceeded. Well it's been an honor, gentlemen.
mfw this thread
>>318494007
I like to think of millipedes as a small army of guys hiding under a costume, like those Chinese dancing dragons.
Plus, they're smooth and round. Can't go wrong with that.
>>318493995
No, that's the philosophical difference. What's the inherent difference?
If the animal is killed legally and humanely, what's the issue? You don't really think someone who hunts for fun will become a serial killer, right?
By eating meat, you are supporting the meat industry. Is getting paid to slaughter animals en masse really so different from sport hunting?
Good threa. Saw a lot of cute and cool shit.
>>318494050
>but would like to remain just friends.
Why won't you love me, anon?
>>318494145
you too
>>318485928
that species of pig's meat taste like crap actually so they can't even realisticly eat what they shoot there, still looks like fun though
>>318494227
>they were actually cousins
sheeit
Good thread. Video games suck anyway.
>>318493719
And you're absolutely fucking right. Time to fap, thanks for referring me.
>>318494252
It can be made tasty if you catch them and castrate them beforehand, then release and wait six months before killing.
Or so I've heard.
>>318494193
oh, you're a "WELL IT'S JUST A MAN MADE WORD IT REALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST MUH EVERYTHING'S MEANINGLESS IN THE END THERE'S NO GOOD OR EVIL OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING" fag
autism
>>318493995
>hunters will leave good meat
you're dumb
Great thread, lads
Help passed my boring times in office
>>318494282
Brother and sister, actually. She just had a different mother.
>>318493980
>you don't need to eat meat to live
Yeah, fuck vitamin B12
>>318494328
I'm sorry that thinking outside the box hurts your fragile feelings
But sport hunting is legal, so eat a dick
>>318494137
A friend of mine has an alaskan malamute. Not even a wolf, still an actual dog.
That fucker weighs 160lbs and could easily kill me in seconds if he wanted.
full speed cannonball tackle>tear out throat or rip off face combo too stronk
What's the answer, /v/, and why?
>>318494361
jesus what time is it where you live?
its almost 430 am here
>>318484419
There's different breeds of rabbit.
Longhair can be really fluffly but are awful for shedding.
>>318494282
well when your pride consists of a single male and like 7 females, someone is fucking someone's cousin
>>318494423
why not both?
>>318494423
Disgusting
>>318494423
that's not even a question
>>318494423
They're both alright.
>>318494379
vitamins/supplements are a real thing
>>318494481
in what order
>>318494423
any sane person will say killed and eaten is much more humane than "fucked by giant dick rupturing internal organs and never working right again but still living"
are they even fucking trying?
>>318494423
>not basting your meat before you eat it
>>318494428
I'm atBaliright now.
>>318494559
That's the real question, isn't it
>>318494064
>>318494048
Don't worry guys it's fake
>>318494554
better quality from meat
and cheaper
>>318494469
But what he should have done was gone out and gotten his own harem instead of using dads sloppy seconds not to mention fucking his own sister for kicks. They don't explain this to the kids who first watched this.
>>318494423
>Hey, mind if I kill you? I need dinner and those berries don't fill me up.
>No? Alright then, thanks for considering it.
vs
>That one story about the dude who rescued the dog from his ex-friend's closet after it was fucked beyond reason
Yeah no, I've seen both scenarios. The sex one is the worst by a quintillion mile mark.
>>318494603
whoa
they let yall niggas have internet access?
>>318494580
Anon, there are a lot of animals that get fucked by bigger penises than ours
>>318494664
Jesus Christ I thought it was behind glass
>>318494554
And where/how do you think those supplements are created, champ?
>>318494708
I wouldn't say a lot
homo sapiens is a very hung species
>>318494007
I think they're almost certainly the remnants of rampaging Warbeasts used in some great galatic conflict, likely banished to Earth (with the rest of the Living Weapons) to fight it out forever
>>318492119
>>318490605
Holy shit these comments, my sides are in orbit.
>>318492170
Depends on weight.
>>318494643
So you would have preferred he eaten the dog?
>>318494806
only proportionally
>>318494708
i'm talking the kind of physical damage chad niggercock would do to like a weasel or a chicken or something. I know our dicks have nothing on duck dick (or many others) for nightmare potential though
>>318494423
I can stomach any baboon feasting on baby antelopes, but this video is a whole new level of fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oViMaEEK6ws
>>318494848
Not only proportionally. Besides big dogs and horses, there's not a lot of animals with bigger dicks.
>>318494609
you're forgetting the original argument, fool. if the person arguing against hunting is pretending to be moralistically higher than hunters, they'd have to be willing to go beyond relying on meat based foods that require the slaughter of animals. but they aren't. they're just people who like to get offended
>>318494679
Why not? Internet speed bit miserable in here though
This thread was cute and now you're talking animal dicks?
>>318494643
>oh yeah no man, humans shouldn't be allowed to have sex with each other
>one time I saw a story about a guy who kidnapped like three women and have sex with them all in the basement
>then this other guy reported him and he got arrested
>man sex is the worst thing ever, disgusting
this is literally what you just said
>>318494664
It's like you never watched harry potter.
>>318494806
We are only large in comparison with other apes/primates.
>>318494956
REAL NIGGA AUTOSAGE HOURS
CLIK DAT FUKKEN REPLY
viscacha is best
>>318493540
good, fuckers deserved it
cant believe this is still legal
>>318494848
you mean to tell me that if that dog's 2 options were getting deagled in the face and consumed for energy and assuming it's place in the natural order, or physically and emotionally violated just to have to live with it forever, you would choose the latter?
>>318494964
Give me a single case where an animal verbally agreed to having sex with a human.
>>318493126
I can't move, I'm in fucking tears.
>>318494848
Dog is actually quite tasty.
>>318494978
No man, animals have some tiny dicks.
Look that shit up. Having sex for pleasure is a very rare trait among animals, so a lot have very small equipment.
>>318494868
Sometimes I forget that small animals are on the menu
>>318495053
Niggers and white women.
>>318494785
from bacteria/fermentation
>>318487302
if you research the topic, youd find out that dog was already fucked up from a previous incident (got hit by a truck, lost and eye, fucked up hips, almost put down)
the only thing i would fault the owner for is not rushing at the deer to protect the dog
but then she a granny so cant blame her for locking up under a distressing circumstance
I don't know what this is, but I want to check it out.
Would you a deer9.bmp ?
how do i smoothi
how is rabit made
>>318495051
>emotionally violated
>dog
>>318494007
Millipedes are herbivores, but most of them are poisonous, so it's not good friend material.
Lets end this thread on a good note.
>>318495121
Fermentation with yeasts, who are also animal eucaryotes.
>>318495053
Anon pls.
Morality and consent only exist within human circles. Do you honestly believe that dogs get consent from other dogs before fucking them? No. They just hop on and go to town.
All I'm trying to say is your reasoning for why it's morally wrong for humans to have sex with animals because a human did a bad thing to an animal once is fucking retarded. Should we not be allowed to keep pets because someone harmed and poisoned their animal once?
>>318495236
That turkey on the left gives no shits.
>>318494427
those aren't spiders
>>318495185
>implying dogs don't feel betrayal and aren't aware of abuse
dogs can tell that shit when its happening between 2 unrelated parties, and you think it doesn't know what's happening when it's personally on the losing end? Never heard of animal companions losing the will to live from heartbreak? Never tried to pet a rescued dog and had it shy away from you because it thought you were gonna pound the shit out of it?
i'm done replying to you
>>318495236
That's brutal and messy as fuck. Why not use small game arrows? Still a pretty nice headshot.
>This entire thread
Animals are fucking terrifying.
>>318495341
anon, I...
>>318493621
>that matrix shit at the 17 second mark
Why are lions so cute, though?
>>318495164
>implying that isn't a picture of rabbit ale
niggas can't even tell when you used dem quality hops smfh
>>318495236
yep but at least after a few minutes (maybe seconds) it'll experience brain death
>>318493126
>listening to that Eurobeat
>Running in the 90s and this
>>318495367
Looks very clean and humane to me.
>>318495367
turkeys are fucking assholes, i don't feel bad for it. he's the kek trying to hook up with a piece of plastic anyways, he's better off dead
>>318495285
>eucaryotes
muh single cell animal rights!
>>318492398
a grizzly or a polar bear would royally fuck a lion. Like it would be a pidgeon trying to fight an angry emu
>>318495372
HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT THE MADMAN.
This is the best thread /v/ has had all week.
I love you /v/
>>318495236
His friend didn't even flinch
>>318495521
I don't blame them, I'd fuck a lion if I was guaranteed safety
>>318495430
because they're kittens
>>318495430
Because they're giant cats.
Or rather, we have mini versions of them.
>>318495491
>multicell animal eucaryotes have more right to live than single cells and plants because they make cute sounds pls stop eating rabbits so that they can ravage the ecosystem
Eat a dick, retard.
>>318493715
I like that very serious face the kittne makes as it goes over there.
>I am going to go sit on that fucking lap so hard right now.
>Might even take a goddamn nap if I could.
>Climb it too.
>>318495584
>you will never have a sleek 'n sexy cheetah waifu
http://strawpoll.me/6148923
>>318495649
if you had the ability to read the thread you'd understand why you're stupid. try not to jump in to the middle of a conversation
>>318495785
>if it could give consent?
>>318494603
Dude, I'm inJakarta
>>318495236
>that fucking look in his eyes
Imagine if you were human and some giant cleaved your head with a ballista shot, and the only thing you could do was watch your body flail next to you as your brain slowly gets deprived of oxygen
I'm just glad I don't live near a farm, cause gosh I don't know if I could help myself.
Glad, and a bit sad.
>>318495236
why t fuck is the turkey on the left so stoic
>>318495820
Same goes for you, vegetarian scum.
>>318495895
He's seen some shit.
>>318495895
It had a heart attack when its friend's head suddenly exploded off its body.
>>318495580
>>318495895
It's fake.
It's set up there as a trap, probably.
>>318495947
That must honestly be some crazy shit to an animal
imagine getting shot at with no concept of ranged weaponry
>>318495785
If it could give consent it wouldn't be an animal.
Xenophilia is aok in my book.
>>318495816
[wiping off sweat]
>>318495895
>>318495341
Voted most likely to be decapitated by an arrow
>>318496009
the one that just nested down on the ground not the one standing up next to the one that got fucked
>>318495876
I live near a farm, the smell is a big help in staving off the temptation
>>318496191
Reality is never as fun as fantasy
>>318495785
Have a better poll.
http://strawpoll.me/6148949
>>318492038
this is just precious
>>318496169
It's probably the same.
>>318494130
Those spears are merely for show. When they actually kill the bulls they stab them in the spine.
>>318496412
why did I burst into laughter
Comfiest thread in months. It makes me sad that it's gonna die very soon.
>>318495816
Just like my doujins
Is sheep shagging worse than bull fighting?
>>318492672
>Listen here you little cunt.
>>318495041
Really? You can't?
Have you seen the mudslime infested culture that is Spanish? The Sunnis did a lot more than just occupy land.
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