why you're not playing this?
Did mirror's edge 2 come out or something?
Does anyone even care?
>>318453419
>>318452949
>>318451052
You're only talking about this now because of Woolie
>>318453419
>Did mirror's edge 2 come out or something?
I wish.
>>318451052
Faith is not attractive enough, needs to be more anime and sexy.
>>318451052
because its not fun
>>318451052
>Motion Sickness Simulator 2008
No thanks.
>>318453558
>tfw only LP I've enjoyed of theirs because they actually talk about the game design, but only 6 episodes
All of you.
The reason is Woolie.
>>318451052
I can't fap to her in first person view
>>318454325
If only more of their shit was like this, instead of just filling air with whatever inane chatter passes through their minds.
Because I've played it a hundred times already.
>these e-celeb fags
Are you fucking kidding me?
i got it for free on ps3 like a year ago, EA gave it away for some reason.
It's a good game, the constant parkour got a little boring for me though. Definitely a great game to speedrun.
game is too complicated for my feminine hands
>>318451052
My old 360 finally died, and I can't afford it on PC.
Thanks for making me remember a damn fun game, even if it was beyond fucking simple.
>>318451052
Becasue I played it 7 years ago
>>318453558
>>318454409
>>318455863
Great, so /v/ has hit rock bottom, huh? We're like the YouTube comments sections when they post "Who's where because of x?"
Beat it multiple times
Also comfiest track on the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_XmY09uRJ4
>>318453614
>being this shit-tier of bait
>>318451052
literally only played it for 30 minutes it was boring as fuck
>>318455863
>tfw I thought the same exact thing
god damnit /v/
>>318457780
aww man
>>318454409
Who is this Woolie?
>>318457835
I'm completely serious actually.
The nips were right: Faith should look cuter. There is no reason for non-cute female characters to exist.
>>318451052
Beat it in one sitting, 3 hours long, in 200x whenever it came out. No point in replaying it
>>318453614
>>318458778
>/v/ weebs in a nutshell
The second one came out? I had this sudden urge to download the first one and play it but it's kind of short and sweet. I'd hate to beat it again so quickly and not just have fun with it for a bit.
>>318451052
I don't play ME because I don't support terrorism.
>>318451052
neat idea but the platforming sucks
>>318458778
this desu
why would I play a game with an unattractive woman, or even an average woman? or a woman that's not at least a 9/10, why the fuck would I?
If I want to see ugly women I'd go outside and not play videogames
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE SOMETHING UGLY?
>>318458937
Not yet as far as I know, I don't even think it has a definite release date yet
Because the gunplay is shit and I always get frustrated when the game so obviously wants me to start fighting the guards.
>>318458778
>implying there was anything wrong with faith to begin with
>having a problem with realistic looking women >not even a fug bigender wolfkin landwhale
>>318458778
The main reason Japanese don't like Faith is because her exaggeratedly squinty, slanted eyes actually make her look really racist (unintentionally of course, but still). It's the equivalent of giving the main character a giant jew nose.
Because it was boring and visually looked like shit.
>>318451052
2 isn't out.
and I kind of forgot I even had the first game
>>318458778
right one is cuter, but Faith's design is fine anyway
>>318451052
I beat the first one a couple of weeks ago, did all the time trials and some levels in speedrun mode. I had forgotten how comfy this game is
>>318459584
Sounds like you suck anon. Pros do the first run on hard/no guns achiev
Because I've played through it like five times already.
I like the game a lot but it doesn't really give you a reason to play it over and over. I only played it as many times as I did because I like it.
>>318458778
dumbest post ever
>>318458920
They are literal cancer
>>318456775
Yeah me too, glad I managed to catch that free game thing on /v/. EA also has free games on Origin
Because I played through it relatively recently, and my install disks are in the ass end of nowhere and I'm not feeling like going there right now.
Also I'm kinda buttblasted in advance about the reboot
My dream game would mix Mirror's Edge with Gravity Rush
>>318460172
But you can't get hard mode until you beat the game. I did the no guns thing on normal and it was pretty tricky, and that server part on hard/no guns was fucking shit.
>>318460497
Wait, is the second game a reboot? Why?
I played it once. It's a pretty overrated game by the people that tout it. Not abysmal though. I am interested in the sequel.
Because I've already played it a bunch of times and bought it on two separate platforms. I have new games to focus on.
I hope the reboot doesn't suck, but it will probably suck. On the upside, if it somehow doesn't suck it'll be a pleasant surprise for me.
Finished it 10 times, son
>>318460796
Yeah. If I recall correctly it wasn't supposed to be a reboot at first but it changed at some point during development.
I don't really care though. Mirror's Edge had a pretty awful story despite some cool ideas, and terrible dialogue. As long as the gameplay is goodthey'll probably fuck it upI'm okay with them rebooting the story.
Does kinda feel like bad form to jump straight to a reboot instead of wrapping up the original story when the first ended on such a cliffhanger though.
>>318458778
>>318461503
Pretty cute. The way the lipstick is smearing so easily is kinda hot though.
I've put hundreds of hours into it.
I've enjoyed far to much time trials.
>>318461874
>he doesnt know who it is
>>318462261
Is it Kat or "Kai" now?
So you guys think the street level stuff is important? Looking down from on top buildings with the streets empty was kind of immersion breaking. I'm not asking for GTA V down there, but it would be nice.
>>318461035
He really looks like shit with short hair.
>>318458778
left looks objectively better.
right looks like a fucking doll.
>>318461413
>Mirror's Edge had a pretty awful story
The biggest problem the story had was the fact that we were supposed to believe the game world was a horrible dystopia when it looked like a perfect fucking paradise, so pristine and pretty and colourful and clean that anyone would shoot a baby to be allowed to live in it.
>>318451052
I did. It was crap.
>>318463332
The left looks like a Stormfront cartoon.
>I already did
>low replayability
>>318463506
what is stormfront? Google only gives nazi shit
>>318451052
>2015
>parkour
>>318463341
I think all data was monitored and government was corrupt was the extent of it. There was something about a riot but I don't remember the details.
>>318463731
That's pretty much it. Like /pol/ or /new/
>>318463731
That exactly. Faith looks like a racist caricature. Real Asians don't look anything like that.
I played about half of it years ago, but I just couldn't do it anymore. I get incredible motion sickness from it.
>>318451052
Female protagonist.
>>318458778
I prefer the left. More realistic to a parkour artist. But hey, if you want big jubblies, whatever.
>>318464815
>averaged out face vs an instance of the face. Okay. I guess if you're a faggot that thinks arr asians rook arike.
>>318464815
>Real Asians don't look anything like that.
Some do, you cum guzzling potato fucker.
She looks like fucking Bjork (and Bjork isn't even Asian), so real humans DO look like that.
You can't just forcibly deem it a caricature because you want to shoehorn situations into some racist narrative you've invented.
>>318463341
I think that was the point, anon.
A dystopian world doesn't need to look like shit to be so.
>>318459783
>exaggeratedly squinty, slanted eyes
except they're hardly exaggerated. The wide anime eyes they give her there are the "idealized" asian eyes they give to 2d and look nothing like actual asians.
>>318466243
Please refer to the average Asian face in >>318464815
>>318466243
You're taking the bait, bud. He just wants to argue for funsies.
>>318465924
No, I'm deeming it a racist caricature because that's exactly what it is. It was made by white people as exaggeratedly, cartoonishly "Asian", emphasizing the racial characteristics to the point that she ends up looking gross and insulting to actual Asians. And when actual Asians complained that white people were making fun of them, their response was "lol Japan, you so sexist".
>>318466497
This is model Chiharu Okunugi.
Is she a racist caricature of japanese people?
>>318466762
Yes, just like Faith.
I can't get it to run
>>318466853
"Oh"
>>318465942
>A dystopian world doesn't need to look like shit to be so.
Actually it does need to look like shit, because otherwise there is no way to tell something is wrong with it. When the world is beautiful and peaceful and the only people causing trouble in it are the plucky resistance fighters, it just ruins the whole story you're trying to tell. It just makes it look like there is nothing wrong with anything BUT the runners, and the runners are just contrarian assholes who should be jailed for disturbing the paradise.
>>318451052
>female protagonist
That's why.
>>318466735
Ohhhh so because white people did it, then it's automatically racist because white people are just one big race of hateful bigots, right?
Asians complained because they themselves hate their own fucking features and because this was a realistic portrayal instead of idealized bullshit, that triggered SOME Asians to lose their shit.
Have you never heard of eye-lid tape or double eye-lid surgery?
Asian girls hate monolids and small eyes and there are products to create a crease in the eyelids that make their eyes appear bigger, and there's also a popular surgery in Korea (and also other Asian countries) that accomplishes the same thing permanently. It's all about having big eyes and a crease in the eyelid like is common with Westerners eyes.
It's not a fucking caricature just because some Japanese people don't like realistic depictions.
It's the same reason people got all shitdicked over Aku no Hana's non-moe/kawaii style, because that actually depicted Asians realistically.
You clearly don't know anything about Asian fashion and the aesthetics girls strive for?
Just look at fucking Purikura booths that make your eyes look bigger.
Eye-lid tape, and eye makeup styles to make the eyes look bigger are all staples of many Asian women's beautification regiments.
Try dating an Asian girl who actually knows about Asian fashion, or just talk to people in the Asian fashion scene and fucking educate yourself about what they idealize and strive for and why they might misinterpret a character that's an accurate depiction as something that's intentionally trying to make Asian girls look ugly because THEY think it's ugly.
Culture yourself before you start calling shit "racist."
>>318468701
>writing an essay in response to bait
>>318466762
is enough to refute the post anon. There's nothing else to say.
>>318469202
>bait
>bate
>Masturbate
Don't mind if I do.
How did this game look so realistic
>>318467981
But they're just running. If they're getting shot at for it, then there's more to it.
Forgot about it for a while
>>318462601
I don't think it's important. I kind of liked that it was eerily bare.
>>318451052
cause I did the campaign and 3 starred all the time trials many times already. Also don't care about speed running the campaign. I'm just hungry for some new levels.
>>318470976
fantastic design and clever workflow (mainly the baking everything part)
Seriously, pick almost any screenshot from this game and it's an instant wallpaper. I don't know of any other game that can do that.
>>318461503
Ash really hit rock bottom
>>318458778
That really does looks better
Oh well, mods will fix it
>Frostbite engine
Nevermind
I don't know why, but I really loved going through these types of hallways.
