Is this actually any good? has overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam
>>318416297
Its a puzzle game that rewards you with porn. Thats it. The steam version is softcore also.
>>318416446
i am dead serious
>>318416297
Its a match three game, that rewards you with tits.
Extrapolate from there.
it's good and
>>318416540
mods
Slightly titillating Bejeweled
get the j-list version
It's a nice parody of dating simulators that also serves as satire about real women.
best girl
>>318416869
>he thinks women are real
>>318417003
voice made me want to rip out my jugular
>>318417003
Kyu is best girl.
Audrey is 2nd best
is the second one out yet
>>318417003
>retro games are the best I'm such a nerd xD
>>>/vr/
>>318417003
Bitch sounds like Eeyore
>>318416867
why would anyone buy the steam version?
>>318417003
You are literally wrong.
>>318417663
It's the same as the other versions once you drop the uncut patch into the game folder.
Are there any differences between the match-3 gameplay here and Bejeweled? Curious if a standalone version of the game would still be fun to play.
>>318416297
I only cared about the Indian and the lack Chick. Everything else seemed pretty stale. Wasn't enough to buy a VN for.
>>318417794
>paki
>best girl
GET OUT
>>318417794
Anon has good taste.
>>318417794
She was so boring.
everyone exept the megabitch is allright
>>318418504
Theres like three of those when it comes to interacting with the other girls. Which one are you talking about specifically?
>>318418504
Audrey was great
The way she reacts to date locations was probably how I would react.
>>318417794
>You'll never learn the entirety of the Kama Sutra with your Hindi yoga instructor waifu.
I am become Feels. Regretter of Life.
best girl not even a contest
>bought it
>played it 9 hours straight
It's a fun time waster.I actually like Audrey, but Kyu is personal favorite.
the jap teacher was awesome.
>mfw she's into femdom
>>318417794
You only win by default.
Paki girl had the personality of a brick, but since it's a "porn" game and she has the best tits/ass, she comes out on top.Also there's something about porn involving women dressed in upper-class/wealthy attire that gets me off.
>>318418675
see >>318418693
well to be fair, UHHHH GAY made me chuckle
but still her character was such a piece of shit
>>318416297
It's shit the reviews are just b8 I can't believe I paiednothing because it was a joke gift to meand I still wasted 10 minuets of my life on it the shitty devientart teir characters and the shitty voice acting, oh god the fucking voice acting if you can even call it that
>>318418989
Aaaaayyyyyyyy lmao
it's a phone game with very softcore lewd. the positive reviews are because it became a meme game
Did they actually change the game's art to that god awful "chibi" style with the super long heads?
>>318419296
if you want to watch porn, watch porn if you want to play a little puzzle, play the game
>>318419487
I think thats the sequel thats in production. They couldn't get the original artists back so they hired some brony tier artist.
>>318417306
>xd
Get out normie
real review
>the puzzles are very good; have no experience with other match-3s but i found these challenging enough (some date gifts are overpowered though)
>the voice acting was my favorite part: really distinct, clear, over-the-top, and fun
>all 12 girls feel fleshed out, for archetypes anyway
>it's actually fun to hear the negative responses from all the girls; very good humor there
>bossa nova music doesn't ever get annoying, which is a big compliment
>lewd stuff all well done
8/10, for how long it is, it gets repetitive--my only issue
>>318416297
Is the Deepanon voice patch out yet?
I could only play the game with his voice.
>>318419965
>some date gifts are overpowered though
the 2% per broken heart, convert broken heart to bells, and then consume all bells for a shit ton of turns being one of those combinations
>>318416297
>meet hispanic for the first time
>whore already has a little kid
>into the trash she goes
>>318420902
>mfw i have a spic friend who's in love with a girl w/ a kid
so fucking true to life
it's the kind of game you play a couple hours for a few days and thats it. worth it if it's 5 or 10 bucks
>>318416540
>The steam version is softcore also.
>>318417663
>why would anyone buy the steam version?
>put an empty file named "huniepop_uncensored_patch.game" in your Steam\steamapps\common folder
>>318420902
>>318421303
As it is I can barely understand why anyone would want to raise a child. But wanting to raise a child that isn't even your own? Where is the upside to that? How would you not just feel like you got someone's undesirable leftovers?
>>318416297
Pretty much the best Bejeweled game in history.
>>318417175
>he didn't use boops
>>318419965
This. For what it is and it's current price, it's worth it for a play, but I wouldn't suggest paying full price for it, also patch it.
>>318417003
lol no
>>318417794
Yes.
>>318416297
>Is this actually any good?
The absolute best game to play when you're getting drunk by yourself.
FUCK THESE BIRDS AM I RIGHT!?
The milf's voice gets me so rock-hard, holy shit. Pretty shitty that the most datable girl in the game is DESIGNATED, but she really is cute.
>>318420902
>Tfw my ex already talks about wanting to have a family
>she's only 20
I don't understand why they want to settle down so quickly.tfw she also very althletic
>>318417003
>>318417794
Move over, you fuckin hoes!
>>318420902
She isn't even that good personality wise, she is generic as fuck.
>developer/artist has pretty nice art style
>his game does better than he could ever have imagined
>announces huniecam studio
>>318420902
She'd be literally perfect if it wasn't for already having a kid.
>>318416297
yes. Ir delivers exactly what it proposes to.
And the rating are high because people get what they want.
>>318417794
>tfw no flexible waifu
Anyone have this pastebin with vacaroos?
>>318424117
It's dead, Jim
http://pastebin.com/7kgVAdey
>>318416297
Puzzles and dating sim aspects are pretty fun.
Girls all have funny personalities.
But the "H-Scenes" are shit. Don't bother with it if you're looking to fap.
>>318424613
Fuck, I just wanted more shaking bacon
Man they really went full retard with Huniecam.
>>318417794
DESIGNATED
>>318424918
This, I don't know if it's just because i don't like the weeb style that much, or its because the voices don't match their character designs that well.Jessie's moans did do it for me though
>>318416297
It's a pretty basic puzzle gameAs a 28 year old who has never even kissed a girl yet, it helps to fill the void in my life. I'm extremely sexually frustrated and depressed, stuck in a minimum wage job living in a shitty house with a few friends. The place is falling apart and I have no hobbies outside of video games. Life is a total wreck
>>318416297
>Is this actually any good
It's fun. That's all I'll say.
>>318426885
i understand your base points, however this games is better at beeing a game than filling that void
>>318416297
Nothing great, but good enough. it will keep you busy for a while.
>>318425016
Mega link at the top.
>>318426885
Hang in there anon.
>>318423567
She's the best. Most fun to talk with.
>there are people who actually like Audrey
What's wrong with you people. The teacher and the slutty fairy were clearly the best girls. Also, the cg art was kind of shit. The character portraits and the cg's don't even look like the same characters half the time.
which of the girls is into anal? this is important before I buy it.
god-tier
Ms. Yumi, Beli, Venus
good-tier
Celeste, Tiffany, Lola
meh tier
Nikki, Audrey
meme-tier
Kyu, Momo
used good-tiers
Jessie, Kyana
