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LAUNCH TRAILER


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0P_K4d3fPk
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>DUDE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11 XD

Thanks Squeenix
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>>318388887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJyCdbC08c

This was better desu senpai
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>>318388887
This is why you don't make community trailer competitions into official things.
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>>318388887
>All those comments saying Avalanche doesn't take itself seriously and "makes fun of its own game", trying to justify this fucking cringefest
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Yeah that trailer was fucking awful.
Still gonna play the shit out of this game though.
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>>318388887
That was terrible.

Is this real?

>Terrible VA
>Terrible on/off accent
>Terrible Script
>Bare bones "beat"
>LOLSORANDUMB lyrics
>VA can't even keep rhythm

It actually makes me not want the game.

It just made me want to watch that Mercs 2 advertisement with song. Seemed like it was trying to rip off of that.
>>318389282


If it was trying to be bad for comedic effect it still was a poor job compared to something like the beginning of the trials games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhFQm6i0TDc
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>>318389282
SUCKA TRIED TO PLAY ME
BUT YOU NEVER PAID ME

NEH

VAH
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That was... bad.

Compare that to the firestarter one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ND5dYIFkd0
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>>318388887
This trailer looks/sounds like it was made by a couple of high teenagers.
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>>318388887
This sounds like some pewdiepie / markiplier shit with some weak ass voice actor being ironically dumb and memeworthy for all the teenagers that will run out and buy this.
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That was pretty good
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There are some explosions.
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>>318388887
>HYYYPE RIGHT XD?
Shill thread again
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I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT, /v/
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME
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>Just Pause 3

not even once
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>>318394072
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>>318394072
Do it

The trailer was absolute dogshit but so far it seems that the game isn't.
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>TFW you just want a game with explosions and they turn this into a meme fest with a "Doge Mode" cheat
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>>318393241
God I fucking love that trailer.
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>>318393241
>tfw Firestarter plays during the intro cutscene

God damn it is so good.
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>>318394301
Uhhh, no. It's not a meme fest just due to one trailer.
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>>318394213
I find it so annoying that people think Jews are responsible for ev-er-y-thing bad...including buying bad video games.
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If I was sitting in the theater and I saw that trailer I think I would throw up blood.
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>>318394898
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>>318394301
Anyone got a video of Doge mode? I can only find taken down vids.
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EXPLOSIONS IN THE CHURCH

EXPLOSIONS IN THE MOSQUE

JUST RAN OUT OF STOCKS BUT THESE NIGGERS GONNA DROP, YEAH!
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Horrible trailer
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>>318394898
>not understanding satire

good guy
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ahhahaha EXPLOSIONS amIrite? fucking reddit tier shit right here

it's bad when Michael Bay does it but it's so cool now
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>>318394072
It seems to be a game more fun than FO4 so why not buy it? Even seems more fun them MGS5
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That is the stupidest thing I've seen in my life.
Still getting the game, but holy fuck.
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>>318388887
What idiot decided that this should not only win but should be designated "Official Launch Trailer"? Who in their right mind wants THIS to represent Just Cause 3? It's not even so-bad-it's-good, it's flat-out god-awful and I hate that there's even the slightest possibility of this trailer EVER being someone's first impression of the game.
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>>318395549
How is Jew bashing satire? I'm always legitimately confused by this.

Please explain.
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At least the Kasabian trailer is the one they put on TV.
I would hate to see this cancerous bullshit actually being used for real marketing.
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Just no.
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>>318388887
why
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>>318388887
After hearing all those technical issues and now this, I'm gonna pass on it.
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>>318397381
Just cause
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>>318397429
>technical issues
>playing the console version

kek
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>>318397429
Those technical issues were on the PS4 and apparently there's a day 1 patch coming out to solve it.

PC versions so far have been fine historically, and I hope that trend continues.
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>>318396723
it is commonly known that jews are the centerpiece of alot of weird conspiracies.

and the propaganda some countries make are outright hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3qR2H4jGY
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>>318397576
Xbox has technical issues as well
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>>318397576

>PC versions so far have been fine historically

You mean the PC version of JC2 was fine, the PC version of the first game was a port of the PS2 version
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