Filename threadAin't gaming hell?
- Home
- Board: /v/ - Video Games
- Reading: Filename threadAin't gaming hell?
Filename thread
Ain't gaming hell?
>>318384004
is this the new children of men movie?
>>318384101
kill yourself
>>318383396
>fags think this is not the best filename for pic related
>they never played AvP1 or 2
>>318386239
That's pretty good
>>318384101
I think this is from Saving Private Ryan.
>>318386239
what the hell is that white bug
>>318387292
It looks like some kind of bat. I have no fucking clue though.
>>318387292
Orchid mantis.
>>318387497
No it does not look like a fucking bat
>>318385489
hahha
shame what happened though
>>318387698
Maybe you've never seen a bat then.
>>318387119
gross
>>318387765
Maybe you are the one who has never seen a bat
>>318387119
sauce?
>>318387826
>fluffy head with ears
>clawed arms
A bat can look surprisingly similar to a mantis.
>>318387119
sauce?
>>318387883
Google reverse image search says it's elysium.
>>318387883
Elysium. Shit movie. Not as bad as Chappie though.
>>318388075
shit they look like small versions of that monster in princess mononoke
>>318388075
>those alien gut wrenching eyes
>a bat
nigga are you from space?
>>318385489
>>318387751
What does happen?
>>318387751
You misunderstandW-why do I have to eat the eggs
>>318388185
>eyes
Look like ears to me.
Post a HD version next time.
>>318387119
Pretty cool, whats it from?
>>318387719
Holy shit that's depressing.
>>318388420
It's a fake story.
>>318388339
if you watch at 0:32 you can see he attacks with his arms like a praying mantis, his arms are bent like a praying mantis
>>318388145
Chappie was better.
>>318388339
those are his mandibles
>>318388781
Look I got it, it's a mantis, but it really looks like a bat.
>>318388615
Nah. That was nothing but 2 hours of cringe. At least Elysium had matt damon.
>>318388615
>>318388868
Wait, Chappie was shit? I've yet to watch it but as reference, I enjoyed Elysium for what it was.
>>318386239
No matter how many times I see this, I still can never see the fucker until watching it like 4 times
>>318388942
Chappie's pretty cool,watched it at a previous tattoo sesh.Just be prepared for robot BR shenanigans
>>318388942
yeah it was
>>318388942
Chappie has an underwhelming ending
>>318388827
>a pristine white bat
>that hangs around flowers
Yeah, righto mate.
>>318388297
watch the clip on youtube or something
or watch the movie... it was alright i suppose
>>318388332
i got the joke but my second response was related to the actual film
>>318389184
Yeah okay you don't know shit about bats.
>>318389190
Brad Pitt uses the eggs to make a "nice meal" and coerce the girl and her mother into sex with him and his assistant driver. Rest of his crew get mad the following morning they didn't get to participate
>>318389263
Mm yup sure looks a pristine white to me, and that there sure is an orchid yup.
>>318389301
So that's what it was about. They were basically whispering the entire time I had no idea what the fuck was even going on.
>>318389184
I like how one person says that he thinks something looks like a bat sets triggers people. /v/ really is the most contentious board.
BAT THREAD!
>>318389263
Maybe you're just partial to bats, hence seeing a resemblance between a praying mantis and a bat.
>>318389301
yea yo the "coercion" is exactly what i was referencing..... NOT
i just found out too that people had issues with that scene because of the le context
fuck these people
>>318389440
Looks like a pig.
>Filename thread
>Turns into one about arguing bats and mantasis
Surprisingly, I'm okay with this.
>>318389359
He wasn't saying "this is the bat that I was thinking about", he was proving to you that bats that "hang around flowers" exist, and so do white bats.
So he was wrong, but you're a retard.
>>318389440
>those yellow ears
>>318389620
source?
>>318389585
A number of bats have a nose reminiscent of pigs. Some are even called hog nosed bats.
>>318389620
>Lightning undergoes a personality change
>>318389629
And my point is that the types of bats that hang around flowers hang around specific types of flowers that aren't orchids (so yes sorry, I should have been more specific), and the keyword is "pristine".
>>318389359
Not him, but there are white bats, and yes they like flowers, because they fucking eat the bugs that hang around flowers.
There's nothing crazy with thinking this could be a bat. A bat attacking with its folded wings along with its quick and sharp movements looks surprisingly similar to a mantis.
Shingeki no Bahamut Genesis
>>318389665
Shingeki no Bahamut Genesis
>>318389886
is it good?
>>318389958
I dont know, I just found it through an iqdb search like you should have
>>318384885
what is this from? I know its GITS
>>318390062
new gits movie...i think
either that or the 4 episode OVA
>>318387119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuo0LwjOEtM
>>318389620
>not choose your class
>>318390181
>99% fire resistance.webm
>>318390181
Can't bone the tone.
>>318384101
Nah, just russia.
>>318390181
>students
What the fuck were they studying? Social sciences?
>>318390465
they're british, so likely yes
>>318384885
>>318390062
>>318390129
It's the new gits movie. I stopped watching less than half way through. Why is it so much worse than the original?
>>318389378
I smiled. What movie?
>>318384004
>Hungarian Truck Driver try to kill immigrants
Nice biased video you got there
>>318390181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhbIj14UL3U
>>318390645
Edge of Tomorrow, All you need is kill's movie adaptation
>>318390450
It's Calais.
Why doesn't spoilers work over at /b/ anymore?
>>318388185
he saw the eyes as the ears of a bat instead
obviously you don't look at a white bug and think it's a fucking bat, but just that it resembles it. Goddamnit anon.
>>318390701
god the manga was so much better
blunt is hot though im basing that on how she looked in looper
>>318389378
Was this good at all? All I ever hear about it is how it's not as good as the original.
>>318388942
Pretty shit in my opinion. I couldn't figure out the target audience. On the one hand, there's giant robots shooting gangsters and tonnes of swearing, yet the main plot of the movie centres around a robot acting silly and childish and what I assume to be an attempt at "cute". Shit was pretty embarrassing to watch.
>>318390850
it's good enough and doesn't overstay his welcome
it's also different enough from the source material to be watched
>>318390413
His own party did a good job of shanking him.
>>318390413
>>318391051
that's not tony abbott though
>>318390964
The original was a fucking jap anime.
Probably has waifus and beach episodes and dumb shit like that.
>>318389958
>Afro rogue protag
>100 year old Zombie loli
>5 year old in an adults body
>demons being dicks and shit
>gods being dicks and shit
>bahamut destroying fucking everything (as he does)
Pretty gud. New season soon.
>>318390251
jesus christ dude
>>318386239
wtf that white thing looks like a small bat
>>318391202
the original is a short novella, that has a manga adaptation
it has beaches as it's set in Hawaii
the protag and his love interest end up having to fight and try to kill each other to break the time loop
so not really
>>318391202
>beach episodes
kek
>>318387497
>>318391292
it's an Orchid Mantis, unsurpisingly they've evolved to look like orchids so that insects land on them looking for some sweet sweet pollen and get killed.
>>318390656
Who said that shit? It's clearly the isis immigrants trying to kill the truck driver and the countries they're invading.
>>318390507
>Gold Coast
>Hobart
>NEW NATIONAL
That's Australia.
>>318391502
It was the metadata title on his webm. I assume there's some youtube video up with that title.
>>318391202
i wish it got an animu
>>318391567
>All that woman beating
Jesus christ, one of them was even pregnant.
>>318391567
>to protect and serve
>>318391567
>freedom
>>318387865
>Gregor has joined the match
>>318391567
Damn, I wish GTA 5 was that realistic
>>318391567
they have to deal with the most garbage dumpster people of humanity so im a little sympathetic to the cops
>>318390450
It's in France.
>>318392258
Video title says "Hungarian Truck Driver try to kill immigrants"
>>318392212
I cant be sympathetic when they have people lined up in cuffs and they pepper spray them for funsies.
>>318391959
Not realistic enough, he should've beaten him up before shooting.
>>318392373
Yes? How fucking ignorant are you? What, just because he's Hungarian he can't do trucking jobs across Europe?
>>318386239
Holy shit. That mantis is so well camo'd, I didn't realize what was happening to the other one till a few seconds after it was caught.
>>318392373
It's in Calais, where they all go to try and get inside the trucks crossing into Bongistan.
>>318392373
The truck driver is Hungarian and is passing through France.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE
>>318391649
Woman are empowered now friend, that's no longer an excuse.
>>318391567
>that cop who hits a guy so hard the lights around them go out
Send that man to fight terrorists, he has powers.
>>318387652
underrated
>>318392495
No need to be so hostile Anon. I only pointed out the video title as I was confused as to why that was the case if it is in France.
>>318392532
Thanks.
>>318392686
I do need to be hostile! Why can't a Hungarian truck driver be in France? What would compel your brain to make such an assumption?
>>318392656
I like bugs
>>318389780
>not VATS
>>318392756
You'd enjoy Fallout 4 then
>>318392756
what
>>318392752
I never made any assumptions. I just wanted clarification. Pls, no bully.
>>318392756
The fuck is this?
I'm itching all over now.
>>318391567
>americans
>>318392756
You are a bad person.
>>318392853
Go away Todd
>>318392756
why did i watch the whole thing
that's creepy
>>318391408
If the novella is anything like the manga adaptation it's fucking garbage poorly written waifu-shit.
>>318392756
what is happening here?
>>318392756
Can they feel pain?
>>318392892
>>318393036
Think about it for five seconds, retards.
>>318392756
God watching this made me feel good. Do you have more?
>>318393004
Nah the novella is far, far better. Plus unlike the film the protag has a sort of bad end due to the outcome of the finale.
>>318393107
Nothing else involving bugs, but have this.
>>318390850
watched it a couple days ago
its bretty good
>>318392756
>try to track down video
>find it on live leak
>no information
>check comments to see if anyone has information
>it's all /pol/ tier shit about how muslims are vermin
>>318393365
Well to be fair, Muslims are very much vermin.
>>318393365
Just take the fucking red pill.
>>318393530
Did...that duck get decapitated in less then 3 frames...
>>318393530
what the hell happened here? did he take his head off? i'm so lost
>>318393239
Im going to cuddle a little with my cats for a while
>>318393556did he died
>>318393684
>>318393686
No he just got hit fast. His head's still there.
The edge has arrived
>>318393556
If that had been me, I would have legged it.
>>318393879
I'm sorry
>>318393239
This is the saddest fucking thing i've ever seen
>>318393530
Was it aliums?
>>318393556
The cop knows he just got hit with a grenade. Look at him shaking but still staying there. Damn.
>>318393556
>perfectly good shield to bat it away
>he instead wastes time getting up to kick it
>breaking the shield wall in the process
>>318391959
>Car drive right into a cop
>Hell, shit drive goes right into fucking anyone
I can understand some hostility. Also, any shooting a black cop does will not be posted. Anything a black cop does will not be his fault. Remember, hateing whitey is the new craze. This happend irl, it wouldnt be "Black cop shoots man", it would be "White police chief lets his officers shoot black civilians".
>>318394003
It kinda looks like the bird that just landed there right afterwards
>>318393686
The falcon smacked into the duck's face so hard that the duck's neck broke
>>318394108
What's with this cat on /v/ lately?
>>318393556
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/705692-grenade-kicking-thai-policeman-in-stable-condition/
>>318393556
This is why you don't break ranks. Combat is not kind to soldiers with zero discipline.
>>318394243
Are you serious?
Newfriends don't remember caturday started on 4chan.
>>318394021
Why is this giving me the nails across chalkboard feeling?
I'm not even very sensitive to actual nails across chalkboard.
>>318391567
nice freedom, burgers
>>318385489
ALL THE EGGS
>>318394282
lol
>>318386239
PLOT TWIST
>>318384885
Is the guy ok? Did he just shit himself and faint?
>>318386239
out fucking skilled
>>318394243
>on /v/ lately
>>318394282
I remember that video of the alligator doing this spinning shit to a person. Shit's scary.
>>318387865
More like
>Smurfing.jpg
>ELO boosting.jpg
>>318394646
Well that's where I'm seeing it constantly
>>318392196
underrated
>>318394282
I can't believe he just gulps it down like nothing happened, and the croc who got half a leg torn off barely seems phased.
>>318388942
It was ok. It looks like a movie that was made as a side project rather than a full production. Ninja can't act for shit, but Yolandi pulls it off well.
>>318394858
where this is from?
>>318394858
context n this shit? what the fucks happening?
>>318394629
Ya ok kid
>>318393556
HOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>318395029
What game?
>>318394319
Their riot shields wouldn't have done shit to stop the grenade, this isn't video games.
If he acted a bit quicker, they'd be fine.
>>318395051
Faggot
>>318395181
Fall of the Samurai.
>>318395029
I wish I was smart enough to play these.
>>318395181
metal gear solid
>>318394937
>Never heard of shock
>>318394995
Looks like robot chicken, it's got Seth Green and that other jack off. Probably from the star wars special dvd.
>>318389620
Jean is best girl
>>318393239
I feel pretty bad that the mother knows its fucked and won't survive no matter what
>>318388615
this is bait
>>318395339
I know shock, but animal instincts and all, I thought the croc would've been pissed and tried to bite back. Shock doesn't allow you to forget you've got half an arm missing thanks to the cunt next to you.
>>318391959
>>318392440
>>318394145
serves that coalburner right
>>318395552
Source?
>>318392924
wut animu?
>>318394858
The fuck, gimme context.
>>318395725
The Raid.
Great movie.
>>318395552
>>318395725
Looks like The Raid
>>318387865
>Saitama getting carried
Not a fucking chance.
The anime has to focus on everyone else's fights, because when Saitama finally arrives its all over.
>>318388942
I thought Chappie was awful. I'd thought it'd be about a world with an oppresive robot police force and they fix up chappie to go against it.
It wasnt, and it was full of cringe.
>>318395843
>>318395867
Thanks, anons.
>>318395012
He probably gave Lucas a good idea and he doesn't like that.
>>318395012
He asked about Mara Jade.
>>318395552
>-150 excessive force
>>318395895
Didnt read that far into the manga/webcomics, but does Saitama at least get recognized at some point by important people? Seeing old man S class acknowledge him as a bad ass was fucking cool, and I know the running gag is he is under the radar super man, but I just want to see him get his due rewards, you know?
>>318395302
>recruit foreign units through a trade port in a province with a Gunsmith and a Firing Rage
>Accuracy: 120+
>research Kneeled Fire
>win
>>318394282
Oh hey! I've been to that Croc park. It's in Broome, Australia. Went there for myhoneymoon
>>318396304
>honeymoon
tfwnogf
>>318395552
>that axing
Goddamn you can feel the power behind the hit, it's fucking awesome.
>>318394282
CAROL, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ARM
>>318390850
If you like vidya
You gon like this movie
My casual friend said it was pretty much Dark Souls: The Movie
He's not entirely wrong
>>318394141
The guy had a matter of seconds. Trying to flick it across the ground wouldn't have been easy. The shield looks unwieldy for something like that and judging from how they move, looks pretty lightweight, so hitting it hard enough to get it out of effective range would have been difficult. With that said, the aftermath of the grenade actually doesn't look that bad in the source video (relatively speaking).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLd1ypewrBQ
>>318388185
he is arguing that it looks like a bat retard, not that it is one
If I say you look like Brendan Fraiser do you start going on a tirade about how Brendan's never even been in your area?
>>318396205
I've only caught up to the current chapter of the manga (as far as I know, I might be missing some) but I think he becomes at least A-Class later on.
need better name
>>318392440
>he should've beaten him up before shooting
no anon, the suspect was unarmed, it was justified
>>318395895
Clearly King is the one getting carried.
>>318396395
>screamer
>no sound
>>318386239
OUTSKILLED
>>318386239
RULES OF NATURE
>>318397296
>What are smoke/chemical granades
Fucking journalists i swear
>>318397386
>rests are imaginary
>>318397296
Does the ACLU know you can load non-lethal ammo into those things? I live in nogunistan and I still know that.
>>318397386
>remove cattle from stage
>>318397386
>release the penguins
>>318394563
He's a cyborg and got something plugged into the back of his neck as they all apparently have exposed sockets there. I didn't watch the movie long enough to figure out what that stupid shit was about.
>>318397386
>bow real fast, slippage my occur.
>>318388942
>I enjoyed Elysium for what it was.
basically the same with chappie. not a great movie but mindlessly fun i'd say
i'm a sucker for anything even remotely sci-fi/robots/end of world-ish though
>>318397386
>light explosives now..and........now
>>318397008
It's like mickey mouse bursting into a scene from the godfather, what the fuck.
>>318396574
THERE IS A CITY THAT THIS DARKNESS CANT HIDE
>>318397626
>>318397526
They know pretty werll it can use for non-lethal ammo, but they gonna use it for propaganda
>>318397296
Thats kind of hilarious asI just got a notice to submit some information to start working as an officer there. I see the people working the news here are just as retarded as anywhere else.
>>318391959
Moonwalking while shooting a nignog
>You'll never be this cool.
>>318397386
>tfw you can memorise all the combos from Tekken and DoA but realise you would fail it miserably.
>>318397386
>Arranged by Accident
>>318394282
the way it just turns it's head and looks at it in the end
>dude..
>>318391959
>/pol preserves the white race.webm
>>318397937
Anyone who doesn't enjoy seeing an AI mature based on its own experiences besides, "I AM COMPUTER PPL R BAD CUZ KILL," are the kind of people Micheal Bay panders towards.
Fuck mothers.
>>318397386
Picture/Song unrelated?
Flandre is not related to Death Waltz in anyway, shape or form.
>>318398492
>One of them just bite this leg and not giving a fuck what its actually is (I am sure he realised it somewhere mid second spin) and just go with it.
>The other one not really understands whats going on, probably just wanted to fight the other one for food.
Like looser in a fighting game, when he sees opponent is really good he just let go of the block button and wait till the combo is finished.
Makes me realise that crocodiles are stupid as fuck.
Just giant jaws on little legs with little brain that control chewing and swallowing reflex but not much more.
>>318398893
You know there's other curtain fire games than Touhou right? It might not be a reference to the meme-remixes.
>>318398893
He never said it was. He just implied bullet hell shooters are as complicated as playing the Death Waltz.
>>318398893
Yeah, I know the story. I thought it would make for a decent filename due to the extreme level of precision involved, like >>318398993 says.
>>318394896
>tfw no more hannibal ;_;
>>318398886
I didn't enjoy it because the acting was terrible, as well as his accent. Every scene with him was full retard.
>>318397386
>begin to fall
I already have
>>318398991
>>318398993
>>318399071
I stand corrected then.
It's just that the faulty memes are annoying.
Just like how OVER 9000 is actually OVER 8000 and Nokia 3210 being more robust than 3310.
>>318398983
>Makes me realise that crocodiles are stupid as fuck.
Crocs are smart. If you ever get stuck out in the bush in croc territory then the most important thing to remember is to never go get water at the same time each day. They watch your actions and plan around them. If you go at the same time they'll get you. Also if you end up being chansed by one then don't run in a straight line, but zig-zag because they can run faster than you think.
>>318391567
>guy is filming incident
>cop tries (and does) arrest him
>dog sees whats going on, tries to protect owner
>cop walks up to it and shoots it in the face
>>318384004
>tires to throw stones even when he's about to get run over
Typical mudslim. Throwing rocks is like breathing for them.
>>318392532
i dont blame him at all for going mental. jesus christ this is horrifying. as a european i feel so powerless.
>>318396205
half of the S-class finally knows saitama true power in garou arc
and sweet mask says saitama is the most beautiful man he has ever met
>>318399295
So you're actually autistic. Over 9000 became popular because of the delivery and it's technically still correct seeing as 9000 is over 8000. Power levels ruined DBZ anyway.
>>318391567
>Gold Experience Requiem
>>318399295
>OVER 9000 is actually OVER 8000
Yes, that is a mathematically correct statement, I don't understand the relevance though.
>>318399295
>It's just that the faulty memes are annoying.
So stop hunting for them everywhere you look.
>>318392656
>>318392656
Okay, its a centipede, its just eating--
>its a lizard
>its still alive
>its right claw just flexing so hard its bent its fingers backward
>mfw
>>318391567
>awwww these poor thieves/killers didn't deserve that
>#PoliceAbuse
>>318392656
I don't get it? What does 1448857912832 mean?
>>318399320
>never go get water at the same time each day
Not really indicator of their intelligence, there was a study showing that animals and humans have part of the brain dedicated to measuring time.
This is how you can tell how much is one second and why you can play rhythm, I figure crocodiles just go on very basic instinct when they subconsciously know the chow just about to drink some water, not much more.
>if you end up being chansed by one then don't run in a straight line
Might be useful, thanks although in my current condition, I can run sideways and still,I will only die tired.
>>318389620
>FF XIII:lighting returns
>>318392656
>Horror game death animations.webm
>>318399651
Its even better if you realise that centipede jaws is inside poor lizards eyesocket, just moving back and forth between his eye and lining inside his eyesocket.
>>318399667
>teenage girls
>pregnant mothers
>someone on a mobility scooter
>man deys dangerous
>>318400102
>women can do no harm
Sexist.
>>318399274
>the acting was terrible
>as well as his accent
I bet you think Man Bites Dog to be some an incredible masterpiece.
>>318393556
GRENATA
>>318400102
>teenage girls
Children have killed people, teenagers can surely do it.
>pregnant mothers
Unless she's nine months in and ready to pop there can be a threat.
Not denying the police brutality in that image but I don't see those two things making you completely nonthreatening.
>>318400102
>teenage girls and pregnant mothers can't be criminals
triggered tbqfh
>>318395552
the raid 2's last hour was pretty good but i feel like the director got too ambitious and tried to pump too much story into it
i liked the first one more for what it was
>>318388615
chappie was such garbage
>>318394282
So..they just bite off each others' body parts and no one retaliates?
>>318390532
>why is a cash-in so much worse than the AOAT?
>>318396270
Majestic.
>>318400102
>mobility scooter
You mean self propelled assault platform?
>>318394896
>>318399136
>Hannibal had to fight tooth and nail for its 3 seasons
>Netflix was interested but Fuller had an existing agreement with Amazon
>Amazon was interested but they wanted Fuller to somehow pull a whole series out of his ass and wanted the 3rd season to be pulled from network
>both ended up backing out
>Big Bang Theory was renewed for 5 seasons in advance
>>318396270
Where's the blast?
>>318389440
Honduran Tent Bats if anyone's wondering.
They call them cotton balls locallySource: I lived in that shithole
>>318400636
>cash-in
What makes you say that?
>>318400856
Enewetak Atoll, 11.66543°N 162.23379°E :^)
>>318394858
holy shit, this is what happens when someone give mr lucas constructive criticism?
>>318400954
Probably has something to do with it being called The New Movie.
>>318401034
its for a robot chicken sketch i think. or one of those shitty sketch shows.
>>318400315
Hopes he will go back to 1st one formula in 3rd
>>318399667
>only theives/killers get arrested
>COPS DON'T DO NUFFIN DEY GOOD BOYZ
>>318396270
I really want to hear an actual sound of a nuclear blast going off but it seems like they only ever record without it.
>>318399379
They put the rocket on the wrong end of the rpg, maybe thats part of the joke... i don't...
>>318391649
It's true equality.
>>318401394
>Thief detected
Where'd you steal your computer from, boy?
>>318390507
I guess you didn't study Geography
>>318401037
Makes sense
>>318397386
>lakers in 6
well you know this is at least 5 years old
>>318401560
But what if the child is a boy?
>>318401779
>implying genital==gender
What are you a CIS scum?
>>318401779
>Harming a future american hero
Why would you even think of this?
>>318392196
good one
>>318393684
>>318393686
peregrine falcon i'm guessing, they can divebomb at speeds up to 230 MPH and just ram prey so fast that they die
>>318402146
>Why would you even think of this?
Because the cop didn't.
>>318401779
Equality is 100 percent true equal treatment of men and women. So when men act up the police "corrects" them. Same for women no matter what. Or it would be if women even understood what it meant. Until i seem women pick up my trash and put in a trash truck or dig holes on a construction site, i'm going to give them shit for it.
>>318397008
Which anime is this?
>>318394943
>Yolandi pulls it off well
>Implying
Just because she's a girl (?) doesn't mean she's a decent actor
>>318402296
Fetuses aren't human don't be silly.
>>318402491
Looks like Cowboy Bebop. Pretty sure that's Ed at the 20 second mark.
>>318393556
it's that his leg flying off?
>>318400849
arent the actors in big bang like 40+?
they gonna be gray and wrinkly by the time the show ends
>>318402836
It looks like it, but according to the details someone posted earlier in the thread, it seems his foot didn't "have to be amputated", which suggests it was never detached in the first place.
Probably his boot.
>>318389785
What happened to 4gifs? They used to have porn and gore gifs too, but now it apparently only have innocent gifs
>>318390850
its great, in the same way the new dredd was great.
dont expect anything but the gimmick, but it does the gimmick well.
also emily blunt is fine
>>318397602
I want to rape bulma
>>318399434
kek
>>318392932
underrated post
>>318397054
Actually, right there in that bit, King carries everyone
>>318393239
mother nature is a fucking roastie
>>318402806
Oh yeah, you're right. How did I miss that?
Thanks anyway.
>>318402989
>they were also guaranteed 1mil per episode
>the last time that ever happened was Friends, and that was only for the last season
>>318403031
>grenade explodes on his foot point blank
>just takes off his boot
What shitty fucking grenade is that
>>318399434
Fun fact? One of their religious traditions is throwing rocks at the Devil.
Yeah.
>>318392756
Those are just its babies riding on its back.
R....right? Right?
>>318403031
He has two feet anon.
Or had.
>>318390860
>silly and childish
Because it was a fucking child, it was just born, it's still a teenager at the end of the movie, how hard is that to understand?
I mean, we see it learn how to speak, read and do all kinds of stuff.
>>318403981
Every fucking time
>>318390379
>underrated
>>318393239
The people that filmed this actually informed some organisation that takes care of abandoned or hurt animals and had it rescued
>>318404461
This guy is lying to make you feel better, it slowly starved until another animal ate it.
>>318404248
Yeah, sure anon, what ever makes sleeping easier and when it rolls on its back at the end and twitching in agony like its being eaten fucking alive, liek chewing on his intestines and shit and eating every millimetre of his skin, he just wiggles like a happy dog on a fresh grass, pure mother love and family happiness.
>>318403952
It was apparently an m67 which is american made, so it's probably vietnam war leftovers that some rice farmer had sitting in his shed.
>>318404568
>This guy is lying to make you feel better
I actually did lol
It's fucking dead, familia.
>>318390251
Fucking hell man. Jesus I couldn't do that if I that happened to me.
>>318392756
>>318392656
And then people say we have to save the environment.
Fuck that man, the environment is fucking crazy.
>>318396813
Grenades normally look smoky like that IRL, not fiery like in vidya. There's a shit ton of shrapnel that you can't see fly out, and that's the dangerous stuff. Dude that kicked it probably lost the use of his leg if he survived, and the guys next to him probably got fucked up too.
>>318389931
>filename
>>318400497
Those are caucasian crocs.
>>318404875
Do what?
I didn't see what happened in the video because while I'm fine with gore, I hate seeing life-changing injuries.
>>318392756
At least kill it FUCK
>>318403981
"to fuck your mouth". correct it.
>>318393530
I love motherfucking birds of prey.
>>318405384
It's also trained, not programmed.
>>318392656
That has to be up there in terms of worst ways to die.
>>318405320
An elderly woman with half her head missing from the front side. She has her lower mandible but every thing else is concave with exposed flesh.She's laying down singing/praying.
>>318386239
>I thought the grasshoppru was supposed to be the camo'd predator standin
I got right fucking okey doke'd.
>>318405717
Birth defect? Attack? Disease?
>>318405941
Disease of some kind.
>>318405717
From translating the description it looks like some sort of accident then infection.
>>318390662
But you can burn the devil, that's why God sent him to Hell.
>>318388781
WOW YOU IDIOT HOW COULD YOU EVER FORM AN ASSOCIATION BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT THINGS GEE WHIZ
>>318406256
Do you see how it is grabbing the grasshopper?
It's a mantid
>>318406361
would've been way better as
Insert credit to continue.webm
>>318394282
the other crooc the one in right bite the tail too, but leave it short after.
>>318406361
Goddamn bears are fucking scary
>>318392656
is it eating, or sucking out his brains?
poor gex
>>318392656
Dead Space Death Scene.webm
>>318387119
why didnt this guy get his own movie
>>318391567
god bless america
>>318401396
It's one of the most incredibly loud noises on the planet.
>>318394629
I think you meant pol.jpg
>>318406890
Yes.
>>318407064
I think america is the only place cops get in trouble for any of this. I mean, you do NOT fuck with the cops in china. Hell even japan. Only heard but russian police are just legal gang members. Brazil, well, we have all seen the bike chase execution. I think maybe in the UK they get in trouble too, not sure about rest of Europe though. But yea, is asia, if you get beat by the cops, you just suck it up and move on, because no one cares.
>>318394282
im in tears right now holy shit
>>318407471
Nah we don't have any more cops in the UK, they were sold off to pay for the upper classes' tea parties. We only have volunteer community officers who just cry.
>>318405319
So they're... crucks?
>>318407471
>dont be a criminal
>never get any shit from cops
gg no re
>>318407697
and confiscate kitchenware
>>318407764
But I'm black
>>318408004
sorry for your loss
>>318407764
I was mistaken by a football hooligan by police once and asked about my plans for the eveningof which I had none(´・ω・｀)
>>318408004
>being black
>not a crime
>>318408004
then don't be black
>>318400497
they'recold blooded
You can easily avoid getting shit from cops if you're actually friendly and not acting like a cunt towards them. They're human after all.
Unless you meet a cuntcop then it's gg
>>318408271
fuck off carlos
>>318407471
>Brazil, well, we have all seen the bike chase execution.
Not only wasn't it an execution, as both of the kids lived. The cop was arrested.
>>318408004
act white
>>318407764
agreed, but some places law enforcment can be straight up extortionists. Im glad that, while it exsists in america, people should really but fucking greatful that its not like, say, the thai police where its pretty much the local drug lord and prositution ring that hangs out in the police station.
>>318407697
Interesting. Would you say its pretty lax? Strict on people or just asking politely not to steal? I am actually really interested in what other non-american anons have to say on their local police situation.
>>318408410
I was talking about the one with the guy haveing a go-pro on his chest, where someone tried to rob him and a cop comes out and just blasts him.
>>318408004
Make friends with decent dressed others, that means no saggy pants tattoo looking punks black or white and follow the same code yourself. Remember you can always sue a police officer in court later.
>>318408004
Do an MJ
This is fake though, polar bears and penguins don't even live at the same pole
>>318407471
>I think america is the only place cops get in trouble for any of this
lol cops in europe are so pathetic they can barely be called enforcers
>>318408979
That's not a penguin
>>318389301
I'm law-related to an old British WII vet who told me that when the war was more or less over, and his lot were moving through Hamburg of wherever the fuck, that the women were so hungry that they would do anything for a bit of food.
Anything, and this old fucker had a few chocolate bars. He told me this over the table on Christmas day. Weirdest and most intriguing thing that old fool ever told me.
>>318409074
>that old fool
Show some fucking respect, that man fought for your freedom.
>>318408994
lmao is that real
>>318394896
So is Hannibal only good for the gore/edge visual violence?
>>318408994
he'd be dead on the 2nd frame of that gif if this shit happen in freemerica
>>318408994
>Europe
>cops
>>318409381
Yes it is. Europeans are total wimps.
>>318409490
Eh. It's an alright show, mads mikkelson is a bro and it does have some very interesting horror visuals. Kinda surprising that it aired on non-premium TV.
>>318409490
it's also good if you're an edgy teenager who can "totally identify with Hannibal, man"
it's for the same people who watch Dexter
>>318406376
I know that the Orchid Mantis is not, in fact, a bat. I'm just helping illustrate for autismo that it's not hard to make an association between the shapes.
>>318409074
>Wii vet
Did something happen at a nintendo store over there?
>>318409725
>he can't identify with hannibal or dexter
How does it feel to lack empathy?
>>318404069
daydrinking.webm
>>318407035
he did. District 9.
>>318408613
>Strict on people or just asking politely not to steal?
Mostly the latter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33676308
>>318409725
Except that Hannibal has much better direction, set design, and writing. Dexter was basically shit from the start, it's on the same level as all crime scene investigation shows.
>>318409573
This is what happens thanks to jews and their drug propaganda. He'd probably be a hard working innocent decent man hadn't he been tricked into smoking the green jew
>>318410243
this desu. hannibal is better than dexter, but neither is 10/10
>>318410278Is this ironic or not? I can't tell
>>318410059
haha holy shit, that's a great way of looking at it
chuckled heartily
>>318409725
>Dexter
I dropped that show because of this bitch.
>>318410278
you mean the herbal jew
>>318410489
Herbal implies healthy traditional medicine, narcotics is anything but.
>>318410484
Of all the reasons that Dexter was shit, you dropped it because of one of the only decent actresses?
>>318409573
>>318408994
Why would you just completely strip your police of any power at all. They don't even have tasers except that one guy, what's the point of a bunch of completely armless fags in blue with a diversity quota?
Did they forget the "force" part of law enforcement?
>>318391502
>ISIS immigrants
damn son you just got hit with the brain wash
>>318410662
I don't give a shit about the actor, I wanted the character stabbed in the face every time she was on screen.
>>318410729
I'm pretty sure the earlier "police" in the second clip are just hired security, not actual police.
>>318408271
Fucking got me
>>318410484
She got my dick rock hard for some reason. Only reason I kept watching. Any porn actresses that resemble her?
>>318403769
To be fair that show has been running for like 8 years now.
>>318410729
That's what happens when you run your country on leftist principles.
>>318410769
Deer are fucking assholes
>>318410865
You got a thing for manjawed, horsefaced turbobitches?
>>318410736
Yeah you're right, they're not isis, just let them in fampai, that will totally not blow up in your face
>>318410832
That's a lot of hired security, were they guarding someone important? they mustn't have been that important if their security's method of dealing with threats is to do the waltz with them until they get bored and leave.
>>318408274
Cops=humans
humans=cunts
Therefore cops=cunts
Seriously, I'm mostly sympathetic to cops and hate the ALL COPS IS RAYCIS maymay, but that's only as stupid as the JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AND THEY WON'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SILLY BLACK PEOPLE.
They're almost entirely fine, but obviously a small percentage are scumbags just like the populace they deal with.
>>318410865
lily labeau maybe? unless you really want a massive manjaw
>>318390656
He's not trying to kill them, he's just trying to scare their dumb asses off the road.
If you want to cowardly flee your worthless hovel of a country instead of fighting for it and come invade mine, you better abide by my nation's laws, heathen.
>>318411145
There is no such thing as ISIS. ISIS is a creation of the United States, we know that from official sources of the US military themselves, declassified documents from the US intelligence agency have confirmed that.
>>318411132
Whatever it is she is, I've got a thing for it.
>>318411324
I'll take what I can get
>>318410374
Hard to tell when /pol/ is next door
>>318410484
Dang I thought she was one of the only relatable or interesting characters
>>318395905
This is exactly what I thought and I was pretty disappointed.
>>318411481
What's /pol/?
>>318395302
4th from right taking his job 2 seriously
>>318411656
Always right
>>318384101
>That long ass shot in the reversing car
>That long ass shot through the war zone
>>318411437
So those guys who behead people and call themselves ISIS are also US military?
>>318391567
>american cops everybody
>>318395247
>guys behind with shields appear to be fine
>fucknugget mcgee has no legs
>>318412168
Everyone they've killed has been an enemy of the state or is an old CIA asset that needed to be taken out before any links became apparent.
>>318409490
I dropped it quickly. it doesn't make sense that will would work closely with the man who is also his therapist, given what it is that he does for work. this killed it for me.
>>318387719
>man kills imaginary friend
>confesses
did they actually charge him or did they put him into a mental home?
>>318395313
just pause a lot
>>318393239
>>318412575
Probably had to make sure he was actually imaginary and not just him murdering his grandmother or somthing.
>>318402285
Saw a video of one hitting a flying duck. Shits awesome.
>>318412575
Do you believe every news story, image and dumb shit posted on the internet?
>>318388615
chappie mischaracterized ninja so bad it lead to watkins being an asshole on set just to get into the character Niel wanted ninja to be ninja is rough around the edges but would never act like just a straight up asshole
>>318405513
Well that aint make a lick of sense boy.
You program robots, you aint training em
>>318392656
Why am I finding this incredibly erotic?
>>318412942
Because you're a sick son of a bitch? Plenty of your kind on this website.
>>318412942
wait till you find the one your downstairs neighbor keeps as a pet hiding in your bed
>>318393239
>filename
That episode of Fresh Prince was fucking sad
>>318412869
>not building your robot and raising it like your own child
>not taking hours out of every day for years to train
>not ensuring from hard work that your robot is the best mouth fucker on the planet
Greatness is made with love, you can't program love.
>>318410059
lel
>>318387572
Good lord, that is an obscure reverence.
>>318404568
I don't care, I will enjoy that sweet comfortable lie and accept it as truth to shield myself from this cold uncaring world.
>mfw this is how all religions start
>>318392756
>bugs can't feel pain, so they say
>see this
I gotta say fellas, it would appear that your current neurobiological hypotheses are inadequate
>>318413269
Yes, your emotional bias outweight actual research and scientific evidence.
>>318397386
>Gradually become agitated
>>318410126
That was the first time he ever acted
>>318387590
Explain?
>>318413167
The saddest part was that originally Will Smith was just going to brush it off, but since he was abandoned as a kid he had a full breakdown on set, they just filmed it and ran with it.
>>318413456
of course it's inadeuate but I would like to know what it is it's feeling. People have been wrong about these things before, we didn't use to admit animals felt pain.
>>318390860
The target audience is Niell Blomkamp.
I enjoyed it though.
>>318407471
>I think america is the only place cops get in trouble for any of this.
>not sure about rest of Europe though
>>318394858
>why we never use the force, Lucas?
>>318413705
You think bugs feels things the way humans do. That alone is just as wrong as thinking a dog or cat is smiling the same way and intent a human does.
>>318413719
District 9 was his only decent movie
>>318394858
Probably staged for dramatic effect. That would never get released if it wasn't.
>>318407471
Brazil has the most brutal cops in the world by far. There's a reason cartels don't have control over cities and it's because as long as they're stopping drugs the Brazilian turns a blind eye. to any and all brutality.
>>318413813
>You think bugs feels things the way humans do.
I've stated no such thing. Pain is a motivator. The bug is rolling around all over itself. Something is motivating it. At the same time it appears to be being eaten alive. It's not just anabsolute madman, it appears to be reacting to something. Sure it's possible it has nothing that can be called sensations and is entirely automated, but again: that is what we used to think of animals. Why would it be true in this case? Because it's brain is small?
I dunno, this is what they argue about I suppose, the science people.
>>318390860
the target is people who enjoy fun light hearted movies
>>318394943
i think they both did pretty well considering it was their first time really acting in anything and they did miles better than when most musicians are in movies the yolandi death scene i actually felt sorry for ninja when he ran over to her and picked her up crying
>>318411219
>Humans=cunts
edge
>>318413975
They turn a blind eye to it because they know if they start calling the cops out for their corruption and violence, the cops will target them.
Brazil is a single step away from a junta, only need a civilian protest against cops to trigger the police and military into overthrowing the democracy
>>318413975
>>318414197
But how are they non law wise? is it paladin mode and will they not fuck with you as long as you follow the law? Or do they go out demanding protection and have alot of corruption ect?
>>318414381
>Or do they go out demanding protection and have alot of corruption ect?
That. They're just as criminal as the criminals.
so to the people talking about elysium is it just a movie adaptation of ring world or some shit?
>>318414197
Military maybe, but the cartels are the real worry, almost every other South and Central American country has Cartel in every level of politics, except Brazil, and that's only because of the cops. If the government starts hitting them, then they stop hitting government targets.
>>318414381
Cops don't bother you as long as you follow the law, lived in Brazil for there years,never harassed, there are shitty cops everywhere though. Brazil has a bigger problem with police impersonation though, there's kids that'll steal uniforms or buy imitations then go out and demand money or be beaten up.
>>318412867
their songs are shit anyway famalia.
>>318414763
i love their music i love max normal i love the waddy solo albums but yes its not something everyone will like
>>318391567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1JOf3QHvf4
PUNISHMENT FITS A CRIME
>>318400102
>the cops theyz dindu nuffin
I want cops to deal with the situation they are in, that's it, don't fucking make excuses, they either acted accordingly or they didn't.
