Characters who need to go on a diet.
You
>Rollo managed to live through the clusterfuck that was Xillia 2
The true hero.
OP
THICK
Was Rolo male or female?
why wasn't rollo playable
Your mom
>>318336093
Slurpuf its literally kirby-tier stomach
Wario
>>318334365
The only redeeming thing about Xillia 2. I want a Rollo stuffed animal.
>>318337876
You can buy one off Namco's site.
/v/
>>318334365
![tumblr_n6hjrt6W6h1srxbkho1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gMeifhE.gif "tumblr_n6hjrt6W6h1srxbkho1_400[1].gif")
>>318334365
Wait is this a thick thread, a cat thread or a thread for whatever game that cat is in?
>>318338183
>Digital Rivers
Never again after they fucked me on my Ni no Kuni Wizard Edition.I might cave and get it once I get paid on Friday.
I'm gonna cheat and just show post-diet picture
>>318340129
>Making her go on a dieto
You make me SICK
>>318340240
You saying you want blubbertits, mang?
I ain't judgin', but I gotta ask.
>>318340445
Look at that cute happy face!
Why would you make her diet
>>318340947
So she can actually open her eyes for a change without her cheeks pushing them closed.
>>318341387
Butthat's cute
>>318338479
It's a cat thread.
Snorlax, just to see how large it's torso is normally.
>>318334365
Why did the cat model have better physics than anything else in Tales history?
>>318341563
Now now anon,I agree there are many aspects of her that are cutebut she really should lose the double chin before it swallows up her neck entirely.
>>318341587
>>318338479
Cats are cute. Cute!!
Quick! Post your cats.
>>318343103
no fuck you
cats suck
pets suck
eat a dick pet owners
>>318342579
BUT
B-BUTI WANT TO PORK THE PIGI WANT TO BLOW THE BLUBBERI WANT TO FUCK THE FATTY
>>318343353
>being this much of an edgy omega faggot
Back to leddit kid.
>>318343638
Stop, do not sexualize her, she's too pure.
>>318344021
I'll try to restrain myself
>>318344357
Good. You have a nice day anon.play the vidya sometime, it's good
>>318342797
I want to kiss cats.
>>318344935
I want totouchcats.
>>318344935
Might b lewd
>>318334365Your mom
>>318344935
That cat is too good for this world, too pure
>cats
Nigga don't know about my poshushu
>>318345047
I want tofondlecats.
Considering her only character trait is being fat, getting rid of that you might as well just kill the anime.
>>318334663
Rollo is a male's name
t. a rollo
>>318345996
Anon pls, cats are not for that.unless they're boy cats.
>>318334365
>same colours as chronos
>chronos has like cat ears
>>318345996me too
>>318345731
This thing and the other pink thing from Xenogears deserve an eternal prison on the outside of space.
We are approaching a very dangerous place very fast.
>>318346452
Why contain it
>>318346472
Ma nigga
>>318345996
>>318346131
>>318346472
OH NO
>>318346776
Frogs are better.
>tfw found an underfed, tiny as fuck 3-4 month old kitten one day
>brought him home and fed him
>was the most grateful and affectionate cat I've ever known
>never made trouble and slept at my feet every night
>tfw neighbor's dog killed him a few years later
>tfw the cats I've owned since were all assholes
it's not fair, brehs
>>318346472
Fuck.more?
>>318346862
I think a diet with her only works if she was a toad to begin with.
>>318345996
I want togropecats
>>318346958
I don't have much on my phone, unfortunately.
>>318340947
So that she can stay happy past age 30 instead of being crippled by arthritis, diabetes and constant heart problems.
>>318347283
We all die at age 30 no matter what, anon.
>>318347423
Jokes on you, I died a long time ago
>>318347549
OH NO
NOT ME
>>318346472
More
>>318346934
>neighbor's dog killed him
Jesus dude. I've got a neighbor that had a dog with a penchant for killing small animals as well. The worst part is it's totally the owner's fault because the dog was a sweetheart outside of her vicious killing of neighborhood animals. She had killed two neighbors chickens, a stray cat, one of our neighbors cats, and a couple of raccoons over the course of a year and a half . She almost managed to kill my dog and one of my chickens, but I managed to get to her before she could do any actual harm.
The neighbor that owned her is a lazy dickweed that doesn't deserve pets. He would just let his dog that had killed before roam around. Eventually someone took justice into their own hands, kidnapped the dog, and then gave it to some pound several counties over. Such a shame too, because like I mentioned earlier, the dog was an absolute joy when she wasn't killing things. She was great with children and was remarkably calm around strangers and new people. All she needed was more supervision and some training and she would have been a great dog.
>>318346934
I saved my cat at the pound.
>literally second in line to be killed ;-;
>his paws were reaching out to me from his cage
>i asked to hold him
>instantpurring.jpg
>i need this cat
>take him home
>always cuddles next to me when i sleep
>years later
>realize he will die one day and i will need to deal with that
it aint ever fair to lose a bro-tier cat
>>318347054
I want totenderly lickthem.
I prefer qt rats
cat balls are cute
>>318347839
My two cats are 15 year old sisters. I've had them since they were kittens left abandoned in a box on the side of the street. They are remarkably healthy and have had regular vet check ups. Hell, the vets couldn't even believe they were over 7 years old, but the fact remains. They are getting old and I'll have at best another 4 or so years with them. It's sad thing to realize that some of your best friends are going to die in your life time and soon.
>>318346934
>letting your cat outside
Don't do this unless you're keeping a close eye on them.
>>318347941lick where? male or female kitties?
How much do kittens cost, anons? I want to get one but I feel like I won't have enough.
>>318347941
This cat moves like a muppet
>>318348081
Only when they're fat and shaking side to side
>>318343103
Ya'll are allowed to jack off to what you want but I really hope none of you guys getting off to cats do anything to any cats you may own.
>>318347825
My old dog I had when I was a kid was like that, she was always sweet to people, but very aggressive to other animals. We had a fenced in backyard and she was an inside dog, but she still ended up killing a cat and some squirrels before.
>>318344579
he did go on a diet and now hes malnourished fuck you
>>318348327
cats are shameless sluts anyways
>>318348121
Are you American? Just wondering. It's not uncommon in American suburbs to let your cat wander around.
>>318346472
>briefs
>>318348121
there's a slutty cat i see outside a lot when i go to the grocery store. it will ask you for pets all the time. i though it just liked me, but i saw it doing the same thing to another guy a while ago, so i don't give it any more pets since.
>>318348327
I stick my finger in my cats butt sometimes.
>>318344935
This kitten was later a snack for the cameraman
>>318348516
>american suburbs with wandering cats
This is the truth. I live in a cul-de-sac right now and we've got 5 fucking neighborhood cats. It's fucking great though because they're all bro-tier. One of them will even follow me around whenever I go for jogs in the morning. Hell, I can't even get to my mailbox without a cat or two rubbing and purring against my leg.
>>318346472
ABANDON THREAD
YIFF IN HELL, FAGGOTS
>>318348669
kek
>>318348516
There's no reason to let your cat go outside though. At least in an urban area. It's too dangerous.
>>318348668
It's gonna bite the shit out of you one of these times you know that right
>>318348668
>not licking it instead
nigga do you even cat
>>318349012
But my tongue will get covered with fur.
>>318348668
>not mastub8ing it
nigga u gay?
>>318348895
If you live in a more rural area it's fine, my parents cat is indoors and outdoors, she likes to hunt. They live on 4 acres or so too.
>>318349249
Do cats even masturbate?
>>318348772
did i miss cat or rat?
>>318349314
They can learn to
>>318349493
How senpai
>>318338274
is that neko atsume?
never knew it had a cutscene of this sort
>>318349526
well you can assist them to the point where they know to come to you for that, or they can rarely figure it out on their own that touching their junk feels nice
any animal (mammals at least) can learn to masturbate
>>318349614
Guess I'm gonna have to play with my cat a bit more. Thanks anon.
>>318349614
Kinda hot.
>>318349225
I mean shit anon if you aren't even sloppily making out with him then what's up with that.
>>318349614
>>318349854
>>318349860
>NO UNCLE /V/, NO
>>318349854go now and post the details
nigga it's a cat it don't love you why you wanna fuck it
it ain't even look human, shit
>>318350161
>it don't love you why you wanna fuck it
Sounds like the best reason to me, none of that clingy shit needed
>>318350161
>i literally never owned a cat: the post
>>318348053
go learn to draw and make some more puck, anon.
>>318350267
go fuck a cat shaped onahole then why you gotta hurt a cat with that pale chub of yours
>>318350303
i never experienced my cat wanting to fuck me so you must live on some other strange planet where cats love human penises
>>318350353
Was hoping the puckfag would stop by and post some, honestly. They got good taste in stiff rat prick.
Would you, /v/?
>>318350574
curbstomp it? most likely
>>318350501
Most of what I post can be found in the usual spots. inkbunny, paheal, e621...
>>318350574
What would you do?
>>318350698
That's not nearly as fun, anyone can google m8
>>318350881
Rub his belly.
>>318350574
>i totally won't claw the shit out of your hands
>>318350574Yes
>>318351015
Not bad, might get his pink stiff in the process
>>318346248
deepest lore
>>318351082
The appeal is in how upset they get, if they let you pet it for free then it's just like whatever.
My cat got eaten by coyotes
>tfw no cat
>>318356816
I mean, the thing about cats is, they are a great pet for really lazy people. Dogs always need attention, cats keep to themselves. But at the same time, they don't really do much, apart from occasionally chase string, only when they feel like it/when they are young.
It's a decent pet, but you're not missing out on anything big by not having one, unlike what you might feel with a dog.
>>318346356
What seems to be the problem anon?
>>318357050
Dogs can also be a fucking nightmare even if you're not lazy. My friends boxer never wants you to stop paying attention to it, will get right up into your face and sneeze and yawn into it constantly. Boxers don't like to sit down so she'll just try to get up into your lap and stand on it, usually right on your balls, or jab into your neck and kidneys trying to get as close as possible to you. And she'll try to suck the snot out of your nose and eat your ear wax. I used to like dogs. He thinks she's adorable and lets her get away with everything.
>Not owning a pet doe
plebs
>>318350353
>>318348053
Go make a vague drawthread request sometime and I'll fulfill it if I stumble upon it.
>>318357346
There's a 95% chance that I want to fuck this.
>>318357346
Chu my dick, chu-chu
>>318358114
I have yet to play Xenogears but from what I hear it just grows to giant size
Should've gotten its own Gear replica version of it with super cartoony attacks instead
>>318358336
>from what I hear it just grows to giant size
98% chance I want to fuck this.
>>318358336
Literally the funniest part in the whole game
