STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
https://twitter.com/Bay12Games/status/670845887954993156
DWARF FORTRESS
38 HOURS
>>318308190
excellent
>>318308190
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GET FUCKING HYPE
>>318308190
Cool, but how much is that in real time?
Also, what's new?
>>318308427
THE NEW UPDATE HAS
EXCITEMENT
ADVENTURE
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How do I get into Dwarf Fortress?
When your granchildren ask you "where were you when dwarf fortress v0.40.25 came out?" on the revolutionary release of v1.0, what will you say?
>>318308681
you must let the dwarf fortress into you.
>>318308681
leave this thread plebian lower life form
>>318308923
>>318309250
pls guise. Is there a good let's play without faggotry, tutorial, playthrough that I ccould watch?
>>318310192
it's free
>>318310192
Try text guides, the wiki has one. Just read it and try to follow it. The game's actually not that hard to understand, it's just babby first Roguelike-like game.
>>318308190
>>318310192
Someone has literally written a book on how to get into the game. You can find it on amazon.
MUH THERAPIST
>>318310628
Fuck off shill.
>>318310457
>>318310472
Alrighty then.
SHIT NO WAIT I'M NOT READY
>>318310192
probably millions.
>>318311553
>THE STATES HAVE BEEN ERASED
>that entire bottom thing
I laughed so hard I've got painful hiccups now.
>downloaded DF more than a year ago
>folder on my desktop
>still hasnt touched it
should i wait?
can't view it for some reason
what did it say?
>>318308681
yes
>>318308681
Bring trade caravan and knock on door
>>318312812
"Crash cleaned up with toys and make believe. 62 hours until you too can enjoy inebriated dwarven scholars arguing about the nature of power."
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