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I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She
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I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some shit. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
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I fUCked youre waifu son ;)
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So I'm not the only one who instantly fell for Callie and Marie?

I can't choose...
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wasn't zone going to make a splatoon flash?
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>>318306639
I don't like that gif
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>>318306639
That's Callie. Good choice.
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>>318308483
WelL Marie sure liked it hehehh
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>>318306415
>she prefers pizza to burgers

Again Marie shows shit taste. How can anyone choose her over Callie.
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>>318306415
The fuck kind of pasta is this?
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>>318307232
Xe should. It has globs of liquid shooting everywhere and tentacles, two of xer favorites.
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>>318309343
[/spoiler] squid ink
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>>318309402
I would kill for this. long tongues are my fetish and there's absurdly little art of it that isn't shit
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>>318309292
Get out, Amerifat.
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>>318309402
>Xe
>xer
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MEMES
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>>318310369
>posts a meme cartoon
Yeah, whatever buddy.
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>>318310042
I can't the door aint big enough!
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>>318311071

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
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