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You dun goofed, anon.
Hi!
Just here to teleport into this thread and ask you one very important question!
How cool do I look?
6 for epic memes
>>318235808
*it's a hologram*
*bites you with my fangs at lightning speed*
Heh. You have real nerve if you think you can mess with the lightpaw clan...
>>318237185
B-but i thought Kazuhime was the last Lightpaw!.. Th-this is impossible!
*motivates behind you*
>*having anticipated the attack ready my blade in a way where you stab yourself upon materializing*
Heh, too slow
>>318235808
"Heh... too easy... maybe the next orphanage will put up a fight"
>>318240186
*reveles it was a clone and charges at you from the sky*
Childs play.....
>>318240186
>gun isn't a revolver
>not personnel
not fedora enough
>>318235808
>hologram tape
>>318235808
Not this time weeb shit
>>318240284
>>318240419
*slices your throats with razor sharp fedora*
"Say that again if you dare... oh wait, heh, you can't"
>>318240854
I'll put this ruffian in his place!
*take out sickle*
*grab your cock with right hand and start jerking it hard*
*cut off dick with left hand*
*tear a thread from my sleeveless tee*
*tie it tight around the base of the severed penis to keep the blood in so it stays hard*
*start violating myself with your detached dick in front of you*
Looks like you're a fag now!
*throw pellets at ground and disappear in a puff of smoke*
nothin personell kid.
>>318241671
on my 8
>>318241034
*spawn 4 holograms*
*each of them unzips their katanas*
*all 5 of us attack you where you appear*
"heh... Too easy."
>>318241034
"Psh... my Crimson Eye filters out any homosexual acts, and has X-ray vision to see every girl's tits even through walls... I kill all homos on sight, you're next faglord, say your prayers (to Darwin not fictional stupid god)"
*puts katana into gun, shoots you through the brain with it*
