>Enter Caesar's tent
>Faint smell of broth
>You hear crying slaves outside as Caesar beckons you in
>"So I finally get to meet the courier who's accomplished so much in so little time. That is why I summoned you here, right? "
>You nod slowly.
>I mean, a man nearly kills you, and your response is to track him across the breadth of the Mojave?
>you shrug, you're a little off-put
>You arrive on the Strip and waltz into the Lucky 38 like someone left you a key under the doormat?
>The smell of broth gets stronger
>you begin to sweat
>You assassinate the head of the Chairmen in his own casino - and get away with it?
>the entire fucking tent stenches with the scent of warm broth - the smell is in your skull
>Then something happens to Mr. House's robots - some kind of military upgrade?
>you nod, your forehead beading with sweat and racing down your tanned skin
>When you set your mind to something, you get results. I like that.
>Vuples Inculta enters the tent via likely some secret entrance
>there is a large tray in his hands
>two steaming bowls of noodles
>Caesar takes one
>He slides the next one over to you in a swift motion
>the noodles and broth within the steaming bowl shake around and about the bowl - but not a drop spills out even given the force caesar used to push them at you
>he stares at you, noodles in his hand
>his eyes motion to the spare bowl, then to you
>what do
I don't like noodles.
>>318212698
>If you meant what you said, you best be on your way, and at good speed. And forget all that I could have given you.
>If you ever - ever - disobey me again, I will order my Praetorians to hack you to death with their machetes for my entertainment.
>>318212505
Is this pasta?
>>318212505
bend over and offer him my boipussi
Hail Caesar
>>318212505
Accept the noodles which he graciously gave you and enjoy his hospitality unless your dam profligate
>>318212863
It's noodles.
>>318212505
>I take the noodles
>I wasn't prepared for the heat of the thin ceramic
>I drop the noodles and the bowl smashes on the floor
Caesar, I...
>>318213034
Aye, true to Caesar
>>318212505
kaiser fags are the worst
>get
>>318212505
I say goodbye, back up, and hit the switch.
>>318212505
>he killed Benny
reddit?
>>318213619
implying you didn't go on a shootout with johnny guitar in the background
>>318213619
>douchebag in shitty suit shoots you in the head
>better let him live :)
>>318213778
>Shootout
>Not sending him to heaven right before you send him to hell
>>318213871
exactly what I mean baby. You dont want to get even, you want to get in. At least, a non redditor would
I gave whats-his-face a stealth boy so he could escape the tent. Apparently the legion soldiers have really good hearing though because they ran up to him while he was invisible and punched him to death.
>this guy knocks on your door and ask you if he could come in and tell you about God's news
wat do
>>318213584
That thumbnail looks like the inside of an isometric interior from the first two games.
>>318212505
HATE NOODLES
>>318213275
kek
>>318214242
Offer to suck his dick
>>318213382
it's Ave, you stupid fuck
>>318214242
Joshua I'd let in; the other guy who is a real missionary? not a fuckin chance.
>>318213275
>noodles all over there ground
>try to clean it up with my leather armor
>it doesn't work
>begin crying and shitting myself
>run out of the fort
>have to avoid eye contact with the guy on the boat the whole way back to cottonwood cove as he stares at me disapprovingly
>>318212505
SUPPORT LEGION
