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>>318206270
hehe
>>318206321
>>318206003
>have to activate vocal chords
If only.
>>318206867
This is pretty good
>>318206321
should have had more panels with slightly different background color
>>318209491
>chapstick lesbian
I lost it.
>It's a real thing
And now I'm a bit sad.
>>318209940
everything's real for post-structuralists
>>318210328
I really like this one.
>>318210601
My heart
>>318210601
Was this ever explained?
>>318212335
What are they doing?
>>318212335
What is even going on?
>>318212335
What?
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
>hasn't seen the WEBM of the escalator swallowing a chinese woman
>>318212130
No, no one knows why the penguin is doing that, but it's not a one off time, other penguins do similar things, but it's probably not going to stop until it's dead.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
Trying not to get killed by the escalator.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
Checking the floor, I guess after that chinese woman was killed in an escalator a few months ago.
>>318212335
>They're risking death instead of taking the stairs
Truly the next Americlaps.
>>318206556
I miss that show. It was that perfect medium of randomness and fucked up parts
>>318212710
Spooky. Probably has something to do with aliens or an elder god.
>>318212876
or you could just jump over it
>>318210601
But what if they helped the penguin get to the mountains?
>>318213059
Or they could take the stairs.
>>318212857
sauce
>>318213256
boku no pico
>>318212857
>>318212857
AAHHH SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT ME
>>318213365
GOT EEM
O
T
E
E
M
>>318209491
>yestergay
The list finished fucking hard
>>318212710
>>318212130
>>318213036
going to the mountains of madness
>>318213203
Did you stop travel with airplane after 9/11?I did
>>318212857
Bible black
into Gravity Falls
Into that dumb Kfed shit (The hardest part to watch)
Into a sneezing wolf I'd probably fuck
>>318213536
>9/11
Worse shit happened regarding planes before then. I don't understand why that would suddenly make you scared.
>>318213536
Well I mean I was in the fourth grade during 9/11. Not going on airplanes was pretty easy. I didn't have anywhere to go.
But this is a bit different in any case
>>318209491
>Chick
>Chick with a dick
>>318212857
What happen to the third kid anyway?
did his girlfriend fucked Cheetos or what?
>>318212575
I haven't. Got it?
>>318212335
>china
>>318212948
Littlebigplanet.jpg
>>318214087
i dont get it
>>318214884
Context?
>>318211880
That's cute and fucking hilarious.
>>318213753
How many people get hurt by escalators? The gap is tiny.
>>318214884
That's cute and fucking hilarious.
>>318214742
Have you seen the coffee mug scene with Colette and Lloyd in Tales of Symphonia?
>>318209491
>gender bender
>gender blender
Jesus Christ
>>318212130
Extra Chromosomes.
>>318214546
there's always one
>>318215195
I think thats where a dindu was using her phone or something. Wouldnt listen to teacher. Cop got called in. Wouldnt follow cops orders. He wasnt letting teenage shitheads slide that day. Got her ass taken to jail for doin nuffin.
>>318215416
fuck you
>>318215701
What kind of incompetent teacher would call the cops on a kid who wouldn't do their school work? Does this shit happen often in America?
>>318215195
Nigress was nigging and the class got tired of it. Notice how none of them give a fuck. Black women are the fucking worst
>>318215892
Almost all schools have police officers assigned to work at the school.
>>318215892
Only with niggers involved. I went to a school that was mostly white by a large margin. Almost every fight and/or incident was a nigger
>>3018215892
Cops are usually on school grounds cause security officers aren't allowed to arrest trespassers. When the cop on campus has to intervene with students its usually the last resort kinda thing.unsurprisingly its almost always niggers, I went to a mostly black school and the Cop there had to come into classes almost every week.
>>318216198
TWENTY MEN HAD TRIED TO TAKE HIM
>>318209491
>straight
>straight?
>>318216198
>anon finds out his IQ.gif
>>318209491
>scrat
what the fuck is a scrat
>>318215701
>Calling the cops if a pupil uses the phone during class
Americans, I swear...
>>318216198
>Counter Phys
>>318209491
>dyke on a bike
Stop it, boner
>>318212130
Something about their internal compass being fucked up by the poles, if I remember correctly.
>>318213365
>>318213573
>>318214000
>>318212857
This makes no sense. Are they supposed to be a bunch of disjointed sketches? What's the point of putting it all together
>>318217734
haha holy shit hes a wizard too. How fitting
>>318217779
I don't know
All I know is, I would probably fuck that wolf.
>>318217779
>>318217879
Hi newfags, kindly refrain from posting until you've lurked for a couple years to avoid looking retarded, thanks.
>>318217867
S2 when
>>318217779
If you're not been on 4chan long, ignore this.
If you have, you are pretty mentally ill.
>>318217958
It used to be you would lead into the K Fed gif and that was it. Someone really did just stitch even more "long gifs" onto it, and if that's the joke, it's a really poor one.
>>318217954
>Only remember to move like Ali about a minute after you're floored.
>>318218132
It's better than literally any joke you've ever told.
>>318218004
>>318217958
>le epic secret club
Go back to reddit and take your shitty jokes with you.
The Cheetus .gif used to be spliced into other .gifs people wanted to see. Now you just made a 4 mb file and "dare" people to watch it.
>>318217954
What the fuck happened?
>>318215701
>taken to jail
For using a phone? Really?
>>318215892
>>318215701
>>318215195
Cop was called by someone at the school and he did that. Apparently he had a history of being overly aggressive and after this taped was "leaked" he was fired. This isn't acceptable behavior in America despite dindus
>>318215892
Teacher got tired of telling the girl to stop calling people on her phone in class and the girl refusing. She told the girl she was being sent to the office, and the girl refused to go. Cop gets called, asks her to leave the class, and girl refuses to go.
I don't give a shit that she manhandled like that. She deserved it.
>>318218336
he got beat the fuck out
what's to understand?
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
>I don't watch the news
>>318217954
Did he dead?
>>318209491
>gender: WTF
>orientation: yestergay
>>318217954
>naturally moves into recovery position
>move him onto his back so he chokes on his shit
Country?
>>318218486
It's just a cell-phone, bro. No need to go beating people up over it.
>>318217958
Do you seriously know every fucking reference or joke on /v/ or what?
>>318218942
not him but I do and if you don't then fucking lurk more dumbass
>>318218942
Not him, but you should learn most by lurking, and if you don't know one you'll figure out the sauce eventually.
>>318217039
the squirrel thing from The Ice Age
>>318219034
Do you even know what conversation you're replying to? No one is even talking about sauce.
>>318212335
what are they doing anon
>>318219263
is this real
>>318219263
I'm still convinced that was someone from that shitty general.
>>318219316
woops, better version
>>318218290
>Go back to reddit
The irony is almost painful.
>The Cheetus .gif used to be spliced into other .gifs people wanted to see
Nope, just the bible black gif. Stop pretending to know what you're talking about it's cringeworthy.
>>318218132
Never said the joke was good but it's pretty obvious the creator was going for the "next step".
>see thumbnail
>expect cheetus
>gif actually plays
>suddenly new slideshow
>ends abruptly and unexpectedly
>now cheetus
It's all about toying with your expectations, just like the original. Again, not saying it's good.
>>318218942
Nigga that shit is a literal classic if you've been on 4chan for any length of time you've seen it.
>>318209940
That has always been a thing. It refers to lesbians that still act womanly instead of looking butch. Basically, porno-fantasy lesbians.
>>318219146
Well anon doesn't get the image he's replying to, which means he doesn't understand where it comes from. It may not necessarily be "sauce" but asking for the reference is pretty much the same thing in practice.
>>318219358
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOCupz-THCU
>>318218795
>"Get off your phone, please."
>"No."
>"Get off your phone, please."
>"No."
>"Okay, I'm writing you up. Go to the office please."
>"No."
>"If you don't leave, I'll have to all the SRO."
>"I AINT GOIN NOWHERE YOU CRACKA ASS CRACKA!"
>Cop shows up
>"Come with me please."
>"No."
>"If you refuse to leave the class, I'm going to have to remove you by force."
>"I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE YOU CRACKA ASS CRACKA!"
>"Snake, remember the basics of CQC."
Naw. She deserved the ass-kicking.
>>318219495
You've really never seen Cheetus put on .gifs other than bible black?
You've been on here less than 5 years, haven't you?
>>318219512
No, you're thinking of lipstick lesbians.
That's why I thought chapstick lesbians was hilarious. I thought it was a joke on lipstick lesbians.
>>318219586
>being this mad
Bro, stop it.
Get help and stop escalating every minor slight towards you into a beatdown on somebody.
>>318219714
man I've been here since like... 2012 and I've seen the cheetus gif
the person you're replying to must've been here since summer
>>318212482
escalators in other countries, namely china i assume, are made poorly with cheap parts, and that panel can potentially collapse and suck you in and kill you.
>>318218878
This looks like eastern europe. I thought women were supposed to be strong and tolerance for bullshit was supposed to be low over there?
>>318212130
It's his destiny.
>>318219714
Since 2004 and no, I've only seen it posted as the gif itself, and the bible black bait and switch. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary though newfriend.
>>318210601
>bethesda_AI.webm
>>318219874
Are you trolling me?
I'm just pointing out that she was given multiple chances to comply and refused.
>>318219925
but that's a good song m8
>>318219941
I expected somethign different when I read the filename.
>>318212130
cause you can climb it
>>318219925
Fucking kek
>>318214884
Sounds like she deserved it but he could've done it in like a million different ways without getting fired
>>318220054
No one who's been here since 2004 uses terms like "newfriend", good effort though. Keep it up and maybe one day you too can join the Elite Maymay Club
Yes? No? Maybe?
>>318218271
not the guy you're replying to but that shit you said is literally autism
>>318213123
I need to know this.
>>318209491
>job application for buzzfeed.jpg
>>318220125
Enough, bro.
You overreacted. It happens.
Just let it go.
>>318220125
Calling the cops is the wrong call if they're not disrupting class
>>318220410
I don't know.
>>318220356
There's only so much you can do with Dindus. If they refuse to play ball with civilization, then you kick them off the fucking field.
Yeah, hindsight is always 20/20 and it's easy to say there's a million alternatives to what the cop did, but do people like that deserve it? If people are going to act like petulant children, why not treat them as such, and spank them?
>>318210601
Nice one mate.
>>318220573
Making phone calls in the middle of class and refusing to stop is pretty disruptive.
>>318220373
>No one who's been here since 2004 uses terms like "newfriend"
Sure we do. Stop generalizing 4chan users. People adapt. Just because nobody used the phrase 10 years ago doesn't mean we can't now. What would you know anyway? you were probably like 10 years old in 2004. I've also been married since 2006 and have been 100% normie status ever since. Impossible, right? Still waiting on those examples, newfriend.
>>318219795
But that's an umbreon.
>>318220573
Yeah, no. If the teacher kicks you out of class for breaking the rules, then you refuse, it's your own fault if the SRO shows up and kicks your ass.
>>318220558
Nice le trole le funnay le may may le le le ecks dee xDDDD
>>318219714
>>318219714
>>318220054
>>318220373
niggers arguing about who started lurking this shitty weaboo site first, fucking pathetic fAM DESU
>>318218582
>He watches TV
>>318220739
Is that March and the Falchion?
>>318220760
Please get help.
It's sad that you got fired for "just doing your job," but you kinda sorta pretty much overreacted.
So, you kinda sorta pretty much deserved it.
>>318220826
Not enough of the lines were changed from the original dialog, but it's still great.
Only the dead, gentlemen. Only the dead.
>>318212478
>>318212482
>>318212490
How about you be more new? OK?
>>318220410
mfw this actually worked
>>318220826
>asking /a/ for their opinions on anime.webm
>>318219925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08
>>318217954
>He's having a seizure!
>Quick put him on his back and do CPR
This was obviously a set up.
>>318221179
>the truth has driven him crazy
I'm sorry, cop-guy. I feel that, sometimes, there just isn't enough done for you guys in terms of mental healthcare.
And then, one day, you just snap and decide to chimp out.
It's all very tragic, you know.
>>318221062
dare you to watch it to the end
>>318220573
She was talking on her phone very loudly for 90% of the class every day for several weeks.
Unfortunately, actually saying this to anyone gets you fired from that school like what happened to me, so that girl gets to control the narrative as much as she wants now.
>>318219532
>not "for the love of god montresor"
You had one job anon. One job.
>>318221551
ebin trolling anon xDDD
>>318212857
>Not having the MiB chat room.
>>318220410
Holy shit it actually works.
>>318221656
>She was talking on her phone very loudly for 90% of the class every day for several weeks.
Yeah, and I had white ass people who did this every day in class.
It's called "high school". Get over it.
>>318221815
>not having WW2 leaders playing an RTS
>>318221873
You can't just break the rules and expect no consequences.
C'mon anon. Eventually you're going to get in trouble, and if you stand there refusing to comply with the rule-makers you're going to get fucked up for it. This is how society works.
Even the Dindus back in the deepest, darkest parts of Africa have rules the tribe have to follow, and set them on fire if they break them. At least here they get the benefit of the doubt, and multiple chances to avoid getting a beat down when they break the rules.
>>318219954
>>318218878
It's a journalist.
>>318218795
>disturbing lesson
>annoying classmates
>not wanting to push her shit in
>>318221907
Stupid bitch is scratching the hell out of those disks. smfh tbqh famz.
>>318222273
That one is the best of the three so far.
>>318212113
>Fallout_inventory.png
>>318219795
This just ruined Umbreons for me. Fuck you, it's best eeveelution.
>>318219193
Chinese lady got killed falling through one of those things. Theyre avoiding it altogether.
>>318213132
Why does the arrow have an X?
Which one is the right one?
>>318222110
>not wanting to push her shit in
Wanting has nothing to do with it.
Try not to beat people up just because they're annoying.
>>318220742
> married since 2006
> 100% normie status ever since
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but how in the hell do you even find time to browse this shitty website much less actually wanting to. That's pretty far from normie.
>>318222743
>Disrupt class
>asked to stop
>keep doing it
>asked to stop again
>keep doing it
>told you're being removed from class
>refuse to leave
>told the cops are coming
>refuse to leave still
>cop comes
>still refusing to leave despite the fact that the cops are here holy shit
>cop says he's going to remove you from class physically if you do not comply
>what a surprise, still refusing to comply
>catch beat down
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I DIN DU NUFFIN!"
>>318220298
Holy fuck, I want that mousepad.
>>318222274
>Getting mad over memes on 4chan
>Having this much autism
>>318222743
Hypothetically then, what would have been the correct answer to a student who:
A. Habitually disrupted class
B. Refused to stop
C. Refused to leave the class when asked to
D. Refused to cooperate with a police official
>>318222923
Yeah, yeah. Go get those dindus.
Give it a rest, tough guy.
>>318221062
FOAAAAAAAM
>>318223206
>being this black
>>318222923
Well saying he's going to remove you physically doesn't really translate to "you're going to get beat up"
>>318223213
>>318221062
What is it? I'm too scared to look it up
>>318223206
yeah, you're right. just do whatever you want and anybody that complains is stupid because you're not hurting them
>>318222540
What the fuck is this shit?
>>318223330
Don't. Of all the shit I've seen on 4chan, this is the thing I've been unable to get over.
>>318223312
Refusing to comply with cops once they're at the point that they're physically moving you around is going to catch you a beat down.
There were multiple chances for you to avoid that beat down, but you kept playing chicken with the long dick of the law.
>>318223330
Lesbians(?) buy foam in the most obnoxious way imaginable to make fursuits with.
>>318223330
Two furry dykes going into a Hobby Lobby and stealing a huge roll of foam. There's a bunch of cringe and a lot of stupid.
>>318223481
Ah I see.
>>318223434
Anon pls
>>318219962
Out of context that looks hilarious, but I was honestly impressed by the way that she tried to emulate action, like that.
Makes me think she probably saw the workmen making fences and tried to copy them, which is adorable and sad
>>318223101
That all depends on what you want done.
>>318223295
>being this whack
>>318223369
>just do whatever you want
Not exactly.
>because you're not hurting them
That's pretty much how it goes in general in regards to a person who is not using violence.
>>318217460
That's not a dog, nor it's a birthday cake.
>>318223519
>ant with red blood
That was probably a good decision
>>318223681
Woosh
Hey /v/, don't mind as I surreptitiously test something out.
[Hero]
>>318223668
Stupid ape.
>>318223668
Hey man, good to know I can walk into your house and be obnoxious and annoying as fuck but as long as I'm not being violent you can't remove me.
Land of the free and the brave.
>>318223776
>serious_mode_activates_mid_sentance
>>318223668
Just because you're not using violence, it doesn't mean you can get away with anything you want. You can't disrupt class just because you're being non-violent about it.
I don't understand how this is difficult for you to understand. You just can't do anything you want just because you made up some quantifier that's supposed to absolve you of your wrong-doings. That's not how society works.
>>318223776
Anon, are you doing what I THINK you're doing?Man, I fucking miss those threads.
>>318223898I have no idea what you're talking about.>>>/a/134090248
>>318217734
That show got really weird in it's later seasons. And that's saying something when the normal for the show is weird.
>>318209491
"Straight" immediately followed by "Straight?" had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my coffee.
>>318223969
Isn't this the show that had Snake Plisken as a one-handed Vampire Hunter?
>>318219962
>watching game grumps
Can someone give me a good name for this?
>>318224276
Tumblr.jpg
>>318223960I fucking love you right now.
>>318224045
Motherfucking Hoss Delgado
The show also had the voice actor for Vamp from MGS doing the voice of old black Dracula.
>>318224045
Yes.
The episode from the post I originally replied to was a harry potter parody they did. Voldemort was named Lord Moldybutt
>>318215529
Wow... well played.
>>318215331
godammit anon
>>318224717
>saying his name
YOU MADE ME DO IT, ANON.
>>318223815
Dumb pig.
>>318223817
>good to know I can walk into your house
Nah.
>in general
>>318223867
>it doesn't mean you can get away with anything you want
Hence the "Not exactly."
You two aren't very bright, are you?
I'll make this simple for you guys since the well has run dry: Barring her complying for whatever reason to leave, removing her by force was the only way to get her to leave the classroom in this situation.
And physical force is sometimes needed to haul someone away when they refuse to comply with a lawful order to leave.
All I was doing was poking some fun at people who thought a cop overreacting (in regards to using a bit too much force) is a good thing just because the dindu involved was annoying.
You can settle down, now.
>>318210601
>journey.webm
>>318209491
>Friend of Dorothy
>>318224978
NO! Curse you Lord Moldybutt!
>>318224978
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS
>>318224717
>venom-snake-takes-down-skull-face.jpg
>>318224978
Who the fuck would DO such a thing
>>318225109
>I was just pretending to disagree because people care about it more than I do
Every time.
>>318224978
You're sick.
>>318225360
Why are the women less of a fruit than the boys.
>>318217954
Yeah, let's do CPR on the opposite side of where the heart actually is, I'm sure that will work
>>318212130
Probably a penguin realizing that there's more to life than eating shitty fish and sliding around on ice.
Unfortunately he has been given the shit slathered genetic short end of the stick and he'll die exploring.
>>318225523
sweden
>>318212857
RING RING
>>318225523
Because sweden
>>318225523
>Sweden
>>318224978
what kind of fuck are you
>>318225597
SergeantJohnson.webm
>>318225383
>pretending to disagree
I disagree with the amount of force used, but not the act of using the force itself.
And why not troll for a little bit?
It's kinda fun.
>>318225360
Wow the first girl is cute
>>318225573
nice, I can post blank images too
>>318225970
>girl
I don't think you understand.
Sweden.
Yes.
>>318217049
no actually, its that nowdays your not allowed to touch or make a student do anything, not even escort them from the classroom, so now you need to call the cops to enforce any disciplinary actions.
where i went to school, you could, and i had, simply flipped the bird and walked out of the classroom. the only thing they could do to us was refuse to let us back inside. thats it. i could, and had, spent all day sitting right outside the class smoking cigs and hanging with people in plain view of the teacher and classroom i was supposed to be inside of. this was also like, 9 years ago. its gotten worse.
>>318225940
Ok head of the Board of Reasonable Use of Force. Sorry I ever questioned your universally accepted and hard tested ideals
>>318226083
like that british kid incident. all day, all you heard was about how this poor little british kid was locked into a small room every day with no windows or anything inside.
what they didnt mention was this was the teachers only legal ability, and that the room was stripped of materials and made sure there was no windows or he would break it, escape.
and that they did this so he would stop hurting other students.
but kids can do no wrong, my son dindu nuffins. lets make it illegal for the authority figures i send my children to of my own accord, dish out authority.
>>318207679
Y) Dog?
X) Fuck dog
B) HATE DOG
A) LIKE DOG
>>318226154
Why didnt they shoot him?
>>318216701
GOLD
>>318226147
good.
>>318219925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q
>>318225460
>boss fight
kek
>>318226154
Where this from
>>318221738
>he isn't meta enough
>>318226438
I think it's Smoking Aces
Regardless, the man appeared unarmed so the first guy was taken unaware
The second guy looked for a second to see what happened and he went down
The third guy obviously figured his life wasn't worth the other guys and surrendered.
[When you hear it]
>>318215969
where do you live? not here in nice white suburban new york
>>318226701
Until the last paragraph I thought that was real
>>318226147
>head of the Board of Reasonable Use of Force
Me? Oh, no, I retired from that years ago.
But, I appreciate the sentiment, Anon.
You seem pretty dense, so I'm not surprised you questioned my judgement.
I'm just glad you realized your error.
>>318212857
It's missing that futa gif.
>>318226884
Is it possible for your head to go any further up your own ass?
>>318226754Disco?
>>318225109
ooga booga.
>>318226729
The losers
>>318218582
I'm sorry but the only knews i see are from /pol/ and /news/
>>318209491
I'm angry and laughing at the same time
>>318226736
Link to clip?
>>318226884
Let's just skip the pretending middle ground and just get to the end point where you start posting fedora tier shit about how you're superior to every one else.
>>318217954
>perform half-assed CPR
>without taking a pulse first
>man having a seizure
>roll him onto his back so he can drown in his own saliva
>>318227191
I can't find it so it may not be Smoking Aces. It reminds me of the movie though.
>>318217061
I miss Ana.
>>318227005
Why do you ask that?
You seem to be very upset about something, Anon.
>>318227209
>pretending middle ground
I'm not pretending, though.
I'm sorry being rused has made you so cynical, Anon2.
>>318213132
Underrated.
>>318227424
Or the "You have fallen for a masterfull ruse" images
Whatever you want to shitpost with, bud.
>>318210601
>The mountains are calling and I must go
God speed penguin John Muir ;_;7
>>318227657
Why do you bother being so upset about being obviously rused?
Just let it go.
>>318227861
>Projecting this hard
Sorry to pop your bubble, m8. You've never made anyone mad.
>>318217954
Call me a pussy but I don't think fist fights should ever be taken lightly. Just one hit to the head can kill/disable somebody. A little shoving and wrestling is one thing but when you start hitting people in the head shit gets dangerous.
>>318223101
Firmly but not aggressively lead them up and out by the arm and/or handcuff them. You don't get fucking violent with people when they aren't a danger to themselves or others.
>>318220162
>it stands up on two legs
I'm impressed, but god damn
>>318224276
Sauce?
>>318221062
Not again. NOT EVER AGAIN.
>>318217071
Holy shit, is that a Lynx kitten?
>>318217071
What kind of animals are those?
>>318209491
>semisexual
what the fuck does that even mean?
>hey you wanna have sex?
>meh
>>318229469
looks like it, though lynx covers a lot of animals.
>>318229698
looks to be some kind of bobcat kitten and an Australian cattle dog.
>>318226383
the fuck is this from?
>>318225978
What am I supposed to see here?
>>318217545
Hand Moon AOL Scooby Doo?
>>318219962
>Sully takes an action-packed trip to Detroit
>>318217954
>Ragdoll glitching out
>>318224078
This is terrifyingly accurate.
>>318221062
No one is safe.
>>318220178
>Your first Payday 2 cook off
>>318230795
Ha.
>>318221062
Fuck foam
>>318215701
She was chewing gum.
>>318221209
Fucking... wat
>>318218795
She was chewing gum so.
>>318221471
shitty filename but goddamn am i dying over here
>>318224973
What even...
>>318209491
>gender pirate
>homosextransman
>>318217734
That entire episode being a harry potter parody was fucking kek
>>318212335
>checking for mimics
>>318209491
>trans-am
>>318232475
kek
>>318225191
>yfw it's real
>>318232372
>When we asked what she was doing to be asked to leave the classroom in the first place, Johnson stated that she had been sitting quietly at her desk and was suddenly ordered to leave by the teacher, Mr. Robert Long. He later found out it was because of the chewing gum.
Well, if this is really true, it makes the whole situation even worse.
>>318220298
That mouspad is too fucking huge
>>318233420
not for cs
>>318223776
OH SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BECAME A THING AGAIN
>>318220034
fucking killed me with aladdin
>>318221209
I can understand this being a song in the game
But Central City? HOLY SHIT MAN
>>318209491
Rolling
>>318209491
>not being a transgenerationalist autogynephiliac
>this current year
>>318231838
Do you mean EvG pvp
>>318213279
kek
>>318223415
theory that the pole loops in on itself and that if you go into it you find the mole kingdom.
>>318234428
>Not Witcher 3 Downgrade.webm
You fucked up, buddy.
>>318226872
>>318226701
this is pretty much me anyways in dirt rally. i know if i learned it, i wouldnt be driving blind
but holy shit, driving blind
>>318226736
>>318227191
Its Losers
Honestly the best scene of an average movie
>>318206003
>>318206867
>>318209217
Made a better loop. Enjoy.
>>318226154
i love how the first cop responds reasonably. "okay, hes an idiot. no need to point a lethal weapon at him"
>>318226438
because he didnt have a gun. obviously, someone else has the gun. what would you expect to happen if someone you cant see is training a gun on you and you waste his apparent friend? since hes a cop, hes not going for the taking you with me strat
>>318236097
I like it
>>318206003
>>318206708
Make that number into minutes if you're not playing nos
>>318236449
sauce?
>>318220627
this DESU girl should realize she is a grown ass woman and nobody is going to baby her or call her a special snowflake
>>318207607
>>318212857
>not cutting off the kiss with RING RING
>not cutting off lil cheetus with wolf
You could have at least tried baka desu senpai
>>318237168
well im sorry then, source for the hentai manga please?
>>318218446
>dindu punches you
????
>>318218361
>>318217049
desu if you are being a petulant little shit the school can say you are tresspassing and call cops to make you GTFO. this nigger was disrespecting her classmates and should have just skipped school
needs filename
>>318216701
>Earthworm_Jim_by_Bethesda
>Not Goldeneye 007 - Gets down.Webm
https://youtu.be/SP5c_MEs9mo
>>318237296
can you please stop posting fucking mutants and post text?
>>318237246
>disrespecting her classmates
Nah, unless you think chewing gum is disrespectful.
Her classmates had nothing to do with it and Officer Tough Guy even threatened to arrest another kid because they complained about what was happening.
>>318237546
she was fucking around with her phone for hours and ignored her teacher and principals instructions to cut that shit out
>>318236963
It's from Berserk: a manga series where the protagonist gets banished to live on a boat for the rest of his days.
>>318237114
Exactly. There's a point in which you stop trying people like children, and if you can't start weaning them off of that behavior in school, then where? Once it's time for them to seek gainful employment and contribute to society in a positive fashion? I mean, sure, the best she'll ever manage is weekend manager at Taco Bell, if that. But does that mean she should be allowed to think she can stop the prep line because her feelings were hurt? It's the same thing here. People have to be taught that there's unacceptable behavior, and that they can't always get their way.
>>318237546
Yeah, it was just chewing gum. Except that chewing gum is almost never allowed in class. She caught a beat down from Officer Tough Guy over some fucking gum. Who is the stupid one in that situation?
>>318237663
didn't they just get off the boat? also,
>spoonfeeding
>>318220857
I used to have one of these when my parents were too poor to buy me a game boy
Shit brought me hours of fun.
>>318237776
This isn't /a/, senpai.
>>318237663
>live on a boat for the rest of his days
>for the rest of his days
>he doesn't know
>>318212948
>DSP Tries it
>>318219316
>>318219450
i read that as samfisther.jpg
>>318237641
>for hours
The cop was called in because she was chewing gum.
And she wasn't disrespecting her classmates.
>>318237721
>Who is the stupid one in that situation?
Officer Tough Guy, of course.
Officers are under quite a deal of stress, you know.
The slightest slight sets them off sometimes.
He still overreacted, though.
>>318212948
overusedjoke.png
>>318212857
I need to watch gravity falls
>>318228561
Gakumon
>>318219495
Nigger, I've been here since 2006 and have never seen the cheetus .gif before today.
Stop acting like one single piece of trivia determines newness or not.
>>318237663
He's finally out.
>>318236963
I´m the poster, it´s not a hentai series... It´s berserk.
>>318238708
How the fuck have you not seen cheetus? It's as old as the internet itself
>>318238769
well bite my biscuit then, it sucks.
>>318238870
Don't know what to tell you. I lurked /s/, /cgl/ and /b/ from like 2006 to about 2011 and have never seen cheetus.
Only started lurking /v/ in 2010.
>>318238252
uh, chewing gum when your not supposed to, or not having enough to share? disrespecting the other students.
seriously. if ONE student is allowed to get away with it, but other students get in shit, thats unfair. so you cant just go "well, you, you do what i say, so your in trouble, but this girl who wont, she can" is some serious fucking bullshit
>>318220410
i'm impressed
>>318218724
personnel?
>>318239043
Anon, they're white. They don't understand the concept of "discipline."
Don't argue with them.
>>318209491
>lesbro
>straightly queer
>>318229469
>>318229698
it's a manx kitten with wobbly cat syndrome
its a disease that effects motor control and no the cat is not dead (yet)
>>318209491
>Faguette
>>318222923
meh if I was the teacher I would've just told her that her final grade goes down one full letter for every minute she decides not to comply with my order
easy as fuck
>>318240548
>his fucking leg goes flying to the left at the end
holy shit
>>318240548
why not just use the shieeeeeleds to defend yuolsef'
>>318209491
>static gendered
>>318217039
that area between your nuts and asshole
>>318217954
one punch man amirite?
>>318231580
god that weapon was such a letdown.
>>318211880
Are they immune to getting disoriented or what?
>>318209491
>man-child
>>318240913
isnt that called the taint?
>>318212948
Fallout 4 quests
>>318209491
>shaman
>guy
>boi
>splat
>>318209491
i know this is just a game but seriously what is this world coming to?
>>318239218
new?
>>318242028
bane?
>>318217071
That dog looks chill, just watching that wildcatwildkitty?fuck around. Even has an ISHYGDDT face at the end.
>>318242195
Is she ded?
>>318242386
Yes, she was completely chewed up. But not spit out.
>>318242386
you haven't seen the pics?
>>318239704
>mfw at the end of the day those pussy ass bitches wont do shit
>mfw i do this too
>mfw that kid i did it too just dropped the ball he was carrying and thought he was gonna die
shit man, odds of that happening when your RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROAD? what a surprise!
>>318240719
>why dont we use these thin sheets of metal to defend us
>from the device that explodes a much thicker piece of metal as its primary action of damage
>>318217058
heh
>>318240548
He shouldn't have broken formation, probably got the guy next to him filled with shrapnel.
>>318219450
>Let me guess, three alarms and the mission is over?
>>318219532How meta are we getting here?
>>318242448
I haven't seen the pics.
Got a link?
>>318242195
To be fair, you have to gamble everyday around China.
>>318242587
it would be smarter than not using it and trying to kick it with yoru foot.
>>318242195
>saved the child before saving herself
Well someone is getting a one way ticket to the good place after death.
>>318242870
Sorry brah.
Death is equal.
She's going to the same place as the rest of us.
Nowhere.
>>318242990
*tips feodra*
>>318243043
I'm not even an atheist.
>>318243095
please elaborate I'm intrigued
>>318242195
>chinks are too retarded to use the emergency stop.
>>318224276
Brianna Wu.
>>318242448
>go to look up pics
>same page has "Human trafficking survivor: I was raped 43,200 times"
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP COUNT?
>>318242990
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>318243207
more like
>chinks are greedy(not retarded) to put in an emergency stop
>>318243095
Not him, but being spiritual and believing in a higher power has absolutely nothing to do with an "afterlife."
>>318242990
You don't know that.
Reincarnation is the most logical outcome.
>>318226736
>Smoking Aces
Kinda funny
I saw that movie when I was in a hotel shortly after it came out and it happened to be the exact one in Lake Tahoe that the main antagonist was staying in
I could actually look out and see the penthouse they filmed his scenes in
>>318219962
niggapls.jpg
>>318243335
>Reincarnation is the most logical outcome
HOw it would be the most logical?
Legitemately curious.
>>318212857
>Atleast you found what you were looking for
Muh heart
>>318218724
>the one who stopped time was me
>>318226754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g
>>318220496
>>318213123
The video said he will go back if they did
>>318243172
Basically what I believe is that once dead, you're just that. dead.
If you look at the belief in Hell and going to Heaven, they came to be a lot later than most established christianity and judaism
But the bible talks about resurrection from the dead back to life in a paradise.
Which Jesus heavily implied when he resurrected Lazarus that that time is yet to be.
I'm also basing this off of the bible stating that when a man dies his "thoughts parish".
And that there is no devising or knowledge in "she'ol" (Or hell, which just means the common grave. the state of being dead.)
So it's probably not as interesting as you were hoping, but I believe that those who are dead are all thoughtless and lifeless in death until some day God chooses.
>>318219962
lol niggers are so dumb
>>318243335
I get the feeling that reincarnation isn't logical because with reincarnation you forget everything you experienced and start over.
When you forget everything you experienced, the time passed feels like a nanosecond, life doesn't feel that way.
Unless you end up remembering everything from every life when you wait to be reincarnated or something.
Honestly we can't say for sure about anything when we die without coming off as arrogant or brainwashed.
>>318212335
They do that because of a video that went viral about a woman who got crushed by the gears that are inside that section of the stairs. Just google "woman crushed in china" and the video pops up. They're just paranoid over an accident.
>>318242195
Why does no one help her?
She pushes the kid forward to safety.
The only thing that needs to be done is to pull her up.
There are three women literally right next to her.
She can't be too heavy; not that they would know; only one made a half-assed attempt to help her.
I get that maybe they were scared of the same happening to them; the floor looked kind of messed up where they were standing, but, come the fuck on, all three of them really just hang back and watch?
>>318242870
fuck you sniper
>>318243834
>the only thing that needs to be done is pull her up
except she's literally being dragged under by the gears. She's going nowhere but down.
>>318243834
It's hard to act that fast in a panic.
You gotta keep in mind that as someone tries to pull her up the escalator is pulling down with WAY more force.
I've had moments in a panic where I did the wrong thing and beat myself up about it later because had I maintained my composure things would have gone differently.
>>318217071
that cat is very wobbly :3
>>318211880
>man that looks fun
>I think i'll join in
>aww yeah running in circles is awe-
>OH SHIIIIIIII
>eff that time to go eat
>>318243834
>Why does no one help her?
Man, are you kidding? One of the girls grabs at her hand and pulls, but she gets dragged down a second or two later.
She is being pulled down, Anon. The gears in the escalator are dragging her down.
>>318217071
>Shellshock Victim
>>318242195
Shes dead, Google images said so. Also
>CNN: Man watches his wife die in escalator accident
>No man present
>>318242870
>tripfag
>muh afterright
sound about right
>>318217071
>SJW deals with Gamergator irl
>>318243659
>people who claim to be christians say Robin Williams is in hell
>atheists freak out because they say this is what their religion teaches
>step into the middle of them and say "So none of you read the bible? The book says on judgement day the dead get judged, then the living. Even if christianity is correct, Robin Williams isnt in hell right now, hes waiting to be judged. Thats why its called judgement day.
>"christians" get flustered because it shows that they didn't read the bible when its part of their religion
>atheists get flustered because it shows that they didn't read the bible when they take so much pride in the fact that they read it and "christians dont"
Theres two kinds of christians. Those who say they are christian, and those who are christian.
Honestly, I've gotten to the point where I find religious debates stupid, not because people refuse to even give people the benefit of the doubt or think of it from their perspective(most of the time), but because people are ignorant to not only everyone else's, but their own belief.
Yall niggaz need omnism.
>>318242808
actually removing high explosives away from your proximity is a great strategy to survive high explosives. the trick is to do it earlier, not later.
>>318244337
I intentionally avoided mentioning which one I'm talking about.
Atheist's idea of death is the same as the buddhist idea of "heaven", from what I've read. So if atheists are right, shes still going to the good place.
>>318217954
Mos def hemorrhage. Mos def dead.
>>318245075
seizure. he was fine. pre-existing condition
>>318240567
Top fucking kek m80
>>318245362
fuck.
>>318245362
I have been here too long
>>318242195
.....that's some final destination type shit right there....
I can't even imagine how fucked up that kid is as a result.
