>Look who just came out of his batcave!
>Were you winning, anon?
Eh, that family is fine. It's when there's hot chicks that the spaghetti starts flowing.
That's why I never went to family reunions since college
I celebrated stuff with friends instead
>>318010628
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>318009508
Why do they do this? Do they not realize it makes me want to turn around and go back there? What makes it especially amazing is that so many other people have heard this shit too.
>>318009508
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M WINNING
*sheaths katana*
I WAS BUSY FUCKIN UR MUM!
>sister brings her bf home for thanksgiving
>i literally introduce myself as her "sister" by accident
>everyone started laughing and thinks i did it on purpose
welp
>>318010939
There just expressing their animosity toward your selfish lifestyle and for ignoring them to play more vidya in a playful way. They could go right out and say "Anon, you're wasting your life you failure!" but they don't. I'm sure some would prefer it though.
>go to aunts house today for t-day
>cousin has the FINEST ass ive ever seen, wide, tight pants, all that good stuff.
>she's only slightly chub with good hip to ass ratio
>feel like im gambling when trying to take a peek at it, feel like family knows I look
Fuck all if I cant help it, it's perfect. I cant be the only one with this problem. She used to babysit me back in the day and I would fap to her under the couch from afar.
>that one aunt who literally always asks how school is going literally every time you see her literally every family event in the same year
Bitch I told you my schedule last week, im not about to repeat myself
>Still living with your parents
Maybe move from your batcave into a bat-chelor apartment and you wont have this problem anymore.
>"Hi everybody, I was just roaming around Steam sales, the online PC videogame store, you know..."
>"oh, so what did you buy?"
>"a bunch of cool games with a story and some multiplayer games"
>"oh wow, what happens when you finish them?"
>"I feel satisfied"
>"ahah Anon, wow...wouldn't a girlfriend be better? maybe some clothing?"
>"listen aunt Mary, how do you feel after you watch a movie you paid for?"
>"good"
>"wouldn't a pair of 8$ socks be better so you can shut your whore mouth once and for all?"
>uncle Ben jumps from the chair and immediately pins me down
>"what the fuck uncle Ben what the fuck are you doing!"
>dad starts laughing
>mom and granparents are smirking
>"tell aunt Mary you're sorry or I won't let you go to your cave with some food"
>remember tactical espionage tactiques
>"ok, ok...sorry aunt Mary"
>"aww Anon, I forgive you :)"
>"good Anon, now I can let you go"
>"thanks uncle Ben"
>"grab some food and go back to my room
>"sorry for that guys, I'm doing my best to get better with my mental illness"
>go back to my room, put food on desk
>"FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!"
>unlock the door and smirk away
Literally every year since 2005.
>>318010939
Only white people do this.
>>318011948
autism
>>318011426
Are you trans?
>>318010628
Mah nigga. Friends > family
Blood is thicker than water.
>>318012128
You should be nicer to your Aunt Jemima, anon.
>>318012308
No I'm a tall guy with a deep voice. I just accidentally mess up words sometimes.
>>318011868
That's why you wear sunglasses you dumbass.
>>318009508
That can't be true, if that was the batcave it would mean you my family would be DEEEEAD
>>318012128
>>318012128
>About to lay on a sick ass burn
>Ruin it with some 12 year old insult
Kill yourself every year
>>318009508
Jesus who invited the meth-head witch on the left
>>318009508
>i spent most of the time with family eating and chatting
>we went to my room and played a game ofFIFA, had a blast
>no spaghetti
Things work out when you put some effort.
I don't have a family.
My old mother is dying and i'm an unemployed cunt who's just her bootlick\nurse.
Please kill me.
Release me.
>>318009508
Just sigh deeply, say nothing, and remain quiet for the rest of the evening. That'll show them.
>>318012637
No. You must suffer like I did.
>>318012580
>talking about videogames EVER
yikes
>>318012419
Then play it off as a joke, senpai
>>318009508
>Everyone is tightly packed together, even at the opposite end of the table
>Except where you're expected to sit, you have enough space for yourself to fit two other people
So I'm in a position where they act condescending, but I've got the seat of a family patriarch, the fuck?
I wasn't winning before. Now I am.
>>318011868
Dude that chick is HELLA TORN about that cheese dude ahahahahh
>>318013032
Don't
>>318009508
Look, I realize you're...friends...with my Butler. But knowing that I'm Batman.
I can't let any of you leave.
EVER.
>>318009508
>implying I didn't spend the entire time playing Smash Bros with my younger cousins
>>318012908
I did
>>318012637
Omg anon.... Plz don't do this to me. ; (
>>318011948
I used to hate this, and you know what's funny? Now that my niece and nephew are getting older, I ask them how school is going all the time and am genuinely interested in hearing the answer. So now I realize that it's not some forced attempt at conversation but it really is that people are curious about what school is like for kids.
>Finally came out of your hamster cage, anon.
I bought some rocks online
You should have chosen a picture with a space still available at the table.
>>318013271
>>318012458
>Sunglasses
>inside house
>>318013192
Adults talk about their job life all the time, they see school as the tiny people job, so they ask how's it going.
I'm 5 feet tall and 27 years old, they ironically still ask how I'm doing at the elementary school, naming some of the teachers I had back in the days, they days when height didn't matter, the days when I was happy.
>>318009508
>Implying
I go to my Aunt's for Thanksgiving. Uncle showed me the antlers of a big ass Moose he shot. Ate Moose jerky after that. Was pretty good.
>>318010939
>my mom did this
>persian
>mfw i'm a dentist now and can play whatever the fuck i want and whenever the fuck i want because fuck you ive my education
>come out for Thanksgiving dinner
>there's not a place for me at the table
>people are already talking to one another and having fun
>hardly get acknowledged at all by anyone
>grab some bread and stuffing and a glass of orange juice
>head back to my room
>nobody says anything about it at all
>put on headphones so I don't have to listen to the sound of people having fun for the rest of the evening
>feel deeply annoyed at them the whole time and just wish they'd go away
Hell yes I was! 20-0 on my last match!
>Grandmother constantly asking when I'm going to get a girlfriend
>she's not exactly an accepting or politically correct person
>Not sure if I should drop the bomb that I have a BOYfriend instead
>Always end up reluctantly lying about it and saying I'm not in a relationship at all
>Also asks EVERY SINGLE TIME we ever talk if I'm still playing those vidya games
>Say the same thing every time "Yes, and will for the rest of my life probably"
>Always gives me the same condescending "Oh ok then!"
Grandma, I love you, but FUCK it's hard interacting with you
>>318011868
Had the same problem. Except that she was two years my junior.
We hooked up ONCE, though we never mention it now.
Nor do I bring-up that she married a guy who looked like me and even had the same uncommon name as I have.
>>318013546
I misinterpreted "come out" and got confused
>>318009508
wierd, my mother in law asks if im winning all the time.
old people, amirite?
She also asks why OP eats so many dicks. Theres just no good answer for her.
>>318012128
you had a really good point until you called her a whore for no reason. that would have been a great retort. would have.
>>318013363
Are you fucking blind, you sack of shit?
You're not even putting those eyes of yours to use, so I guess you won't mind if I fucking gouge them out, will you, fuckhead? I'd fucking pin you down, and I'd latch my teeth onto your throat and just start yanking and shaking around until there was nothing but gurgles, and warm, flowing blood everywhere. In your final moments you'd think back to when you'd lick lollipops and shit like the faggot kid you were back then. Well guess what. You're still that faggot kid now. And that faggot kid's gonna get a lollipop. But it's not gonna be made out of candy, it's gonna be nmade out of fucking bullets, and it's gonna be lodged in your head. Faggot. Learn to fucking see with your eyes whil e you still have them. If I find you, prepare to not have vision anymore because I will do what I said.
>>318012163
Black weeaboo here.
I can confirm nigger families do this too.Hell,they are even worse most of the time. Family also look down on me for liking Christmas music because its too "white".
>>318009508
>Cousins come over and ask me if I dont have a gf yet
>ask me how many girls ive laid
>can never tell them ive fucked hookers for the past 2 years
>still kissless and handholdless
Every time
>>318013520
>tfw Persian families
They don't know the pain
>>318013717
>because it's too white
Niggers, everyone
>go to Thanksgiving dinner at a cousin's place
>eat within the first five minutes of showing up
>spend the rest of the night listening to my aunt talk about her experiences as a nurse who puts catheters into old people and my other cousins talking about being married or parental life or whatever
I like seeing family, but holy fuck are they boring.
>>360476
I look down on you because I think christmas music is terrible. I hate christmas though, so I'm probably more than a little biased.
![[gg]_Valvrave_the_Liberator_-_11_[216044B1].mkv_snapshot_05.36_[2015.09.15_01.14.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2NNPnDt.jpg "[gg]_Valvrave_the_Liberator_-_11_[216044B1].mkv_snapshot_05.36_[2015.09.15_01.14.14].jpg")
>get to this random house of some relatives or friends of my parent's, I don't even know
>filled with a bunch of random people I don't remember but somehow they remember me
>go get some food
>somehow get mistaken for my 15 year old sister
>don't have anything in common with these people, so I just eat and then leave
never go to family reunions if you can help it
>>318013546
Hmm.... I guess being acknowledged and dismissed can be both equally depressive. I can vouch for that.
>>318013717
Well one of the most popular Christmas songs is called White Christmas.
>>318009508
Yeah, that won't happen.
My entire family is dead, save for some cousins I haven't seen nor heard from in two decades.
>>318013657
dude what
How accurate?
https://youtu.be/BsgBtt1r6Ok
>>318013717
niggas always tryna keep anotha nigga down s m h f a m
Family tries to tell me dinner is ready
>Yells from the downstairs
>Tries to send me texts telling me dinner is ready
>Literally did everything except knock on my door and tell me in person.
I'm wearing headphones, sorry I can't hear you over my music/vidya.
>>318013592
fag
>>318013717
>christmas music
>too white
Even for based Johnny Mathis?
>>318009508
Yeah I fucking wish. My family is currently falling apart at the moment
>>318013192
The hell are you even meant to talk to kids about when you're a an old man, filled with regrets, waiting to die alone?
The latest trends? Music? Sex?
>Oh, are you here by yourself anon? Come sit and have lunch with me!
>>318013832
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>>318013090
>Don't
is there something I'm missing here?
>>318013775
its basically
>why u no doctor
>why u no engineer
>why u nothing
>why u living
>>318012363
uh
"blood is thicker than water" means the opposite?
>>318012419
It's just a mistake man, who cares.
>Went to gf's family thanksgiving party
>Came late so we are stuck at the ass end of the table we are at, right by where people have to squeeze by for the bathroom
>Mentally challenged manchild at the party, does dumb shit but everyone lets him slide because he's family and legit retarded
>Steps on my shoe to hug someone, get angry
>Go outside to talk a little with everyone else
>He damn near sits on my arm instead of getting a fucking chair
>Shout out to get the fuck off me
>Everyone looks at me like I stabbed him
>Have to leave party early, gf is embarassed
Mentally challenged people get away with too much
>tfw playing video games with cousins
>>318014042
Traditionally you are correct that when people use that term they mean family is more important then anything else.
However that is only contemporary.
However the origin of the term means the opposite. Originally it meant friends were more important then family. So, that guy is actually using the term correctly.
>>318014042
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb
Basically, chosen relationships are stronger than ones that you're born into.
>>318013939
Sounds like a fucking stupid whore.
Next time you see her you should kick the shit out of her for being such a worthless bitch. Motherless skank.
>>318013832
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>318014140
What's worse is when they grab your stuff, like your phone, and drool all over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg
Reminder that were all gonna make it, but its an uphill struggle.Even though I'm successful now I hate this video because it reminds me of the past neethood.
>not living alone
>not collecting autism buxx from the government
>not having groceries delievered to your home
>ever going outside at all
>>318014290
>this fucking copypasta
Am I on /fit/???
>>318014372
enjoy living on the streets when cruz takes office you fucking commie
>>318014290
>Get dinner
>Head upstairs and eat it while watching anime
Thanksgiving is so fucking boring, thank god my family is so chill about it. That shit where families get salty about you not eating with them is the absolute worst.
>>318013753
Jesus, find an escort that offers a girlfriend experience.
>>318013939
maybe they shouldnt have to do that
>tfw your family won't let you in their house
>>318014038
>why u no
spotted the redditor
>>318014372
Can you really live off of SSI like that? Surely someone else helps you.
>oh man this is really good turkey this year
No it's not it fucking tastes worse than the rotisserie chicken you can buy at walmart
FUCK
>"You're so handsome anon, I bet girls can't keep their hands off of you!"
>>318013798
I have to listen to my brother spout bullshit facts he learned on tv while my retarded brother in law pretends he's got a doctorate in bullshit.
>>318014535
That is literally how Persian parents talk in English to their children dude.
>>318014535
>implying dirt country immigrants don't actually speak like that to their children
>>318014038
>every one of my persian friends is going to school for some kind of doctorate
>most say it's just a cover until they get enough money to move out and do their own thing full time
fuck i love being white
>entire family is super disappointed that I have no gf
>asks me every year when I'm going to get one
>My usual response is to laugh and just say I don't know
>Don't have the heart to tell them I'm a fruitcake
Also
>underweight, don't eat very much
>People giving me weird looks because my plate isn't full
>somebody mentions it
>Get really embarrassed about the whole thing
fug
>>318013546
>>318014563
It's called manners you petulant shit.
>>318014535
autism, everybody
I hate when they ask if I finally have a girlfriend, they don't seem to understand that if I don't have a girlfriend it's because I don't want one.
>>318014692
Is he right though?
>>318014680
Manners is smiling and nodding when they ask if you like it. Saying it's great is being a lying cunt.
I don't celebrate thanksgiving in my country
how is it /v/?
>>318014563
That sucks, I'm sorry anon. My family's turkey was bitchin this year. Best thanksgiving dinner in quite some time.
>>318014680
It's called lying and it's rude
>>318014563
Im glad im not the only one. 90% of turkeys I have had home cooked were not as good as shit like that. Maybe I have some kind of pleb taste against homecooking, but its consistent.
>>318014313
I wouldn't let them hold anything of mine.
My younger sister is mentally challenged and its because of her I have a strong dislike for them. She has a tendency to blatantly lie in my face when she does something wrong, mumbles to herself, often repeating what she just said, sometimes with a sarcastic chuckle. And when she gets mad, she stomps the ground and throws shit around.
Worse part is my mom enabled this behavior by never fixing it. She never leaves the house for even Dr appointments, but always complains she has an ache or doesn't feel good. My mom basically stopped making appointments because her lazy ass doesn't want to leave the house for a couple of hours. I lived the NEET life and I hate it, how she lives in the dark and never sees the sun, I'll never understand but I've given up on her years ago.
>>318014442
can't eat with your family for one day a year bro?
>>318014772partially
>>318014442
>absolute worst
It's just one night man
>>318014707
Have you considered telling them?
>hey how is school going
>what are your plans after school
>hey how is school going
>what are your plans after school
>hey how is school going
>what are your plans after school
>hey how is school going
>what are your plans after school
>hey how is school going
>what are your plans after school
School is nightmarishly hard and I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do once I have to get a job, please stop asking, I don't want to think about it more than I have to.
>>318014861
Isnt that a red flag that you're in the wrong major?
>having to keep your qt boyfriend a secret at thanksgiving
>another year of getting pestered for not having a girlfriend, while my cousin is having babby at 23 without any plans of engagement
based het breeder scum, am i right gaymers?????
>>318014939
have u tried not bein a gay
>>318014631
>yfw at the hospital visiting my grandma.
>yfw she's chatting to another old lady.
>yfw my grandma mentions that she has no granddaughters or daughters.
>yfw the old lady told me it was my job to bring more girls into the family.
I mean, she wasn't any kind of bad person. And I'm sure she only meant well. You hear stories of people raging when stuff like this happens to them. But I just felt really guilty having this happen to me in real life.
>>318014785
Family issues become full blown wars around the holidays. Enjoy the peace while you can.
>>318014860
If I tell them I don't want to have a girlfriend they'll probably just assume I'm gay or something, yes my family is that backwards.
>>318014631
I kind of know that feel with the second story.
>start exercising and pay better attention to what I eat
>HAHAHA Wow Anon you're exercising?
>ANON YOU'RE GETTING TOO SKINNY
>Are you sure you don't have an eating disorder?
>We're latinos, Anon. We're supposed to be a little fat.
>younger, prettier sister gets all the attention
>talks about how she's getting married next summer
>talks about how law school is going
>nobody asks me any questions at all because they already know I'm the failure of the family
Ever wonder what it would be like if there was an "off" switch on your body that you could press to just die? Think you would have pressed it by now?
>>318015015yes
>>318014631
why does "fug" give off such an underaged vibe?
>>318015037
You should probably go into enough detail to make it clear you aren't gay then.
>>318015116
because you're underaged
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6MtmXDg.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>318015116
>>318015043
If that switch appeared tomorrow there would be an epidemic of mass suicides throughout the world. Isn't it nice how primal humans still are?
>>318013520
>I could literally be the most successful man in the world and have trillions of dollars that I donate to charity and my family would still berate me for liking video games
>>318015043
Listen, little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments. But that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? PERFECT
Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
>>318014861
I am acquainted with that emotion, friend.
I know they're asking to be nice, but do people really not understand that freshmen have pretty much no solid idea what they want to do yet? I mean, maybe if they suggested potential things based on what I like, in a realistic sense. I don't know how many times I've been told to "learn how to make video games". I'd love to create games with full freedom, but that just doesn't happen. Working in the game industry looks horrible.
>>318015027
>mother always starts going "OH THEY KNOW WHATS COMING FOR THEM, EVERYTHING IS GONNA RISE UP AND EXPLODE THIS YEAR"
>literally nothing happens
>every year
>the cousin's family that she constantly tries to start shit with isn't even bad
people get angry over nothing
>>318015197
ur moms underaged lmao rekt
>>318014939
>tfw have 4 or 5 new and different family members every year because our trashy as fuck, klepto, drug addicted cousins are constantly having kids out of wedlock and go through significant others like underwear
>>318014939
you're a waste
>>318015041
God I hate that shit. Excuse the fuck outta me for not being a tub of lard like the rest of you dorks.
>>318015268
fugg u god me gud :DDDD
>>318015043
Well if you don't like it just change it. Not hard.
>>318014707
This is what I'll never understand. Been with my gf for 3 years and I love her to death. When I stare at other couples in the room, all I see is constant indifference, sometimes not even sitting next to each other, I can sense disgust occasionally when they speak about each other, and these are couples who have been together either 5 months or 5 years.
And it's OK because they're in a relationship! I wouldn't care if my kids are single well into their 20s, let me know how your career is going before I hear shit about wanting a family and settling down. Enjoy your goddamn life and fuck who you want, with protection of course. I just want my future kids to be happy instead of being awkward around me, like I am with my parents.
>tfw too scared to send a text message
>>318015249
Anon it'd be better if I was a freshman.
I'm a senior and I still have no idea what I'm going to do.
Please help me, suicide is looking mighty nice.
>>318014785
I sleep through half of it because I work grocery retail so I work 12 hours the day beforehand and can't sleep after because I get stuck in high-gear/hurt too much after to be able to sleep.
Otherwise it's boring family shit of them asking questions that they always ask every year, being awkward around family and the 2-3 stragglers of new friends of the family (girlfriends of cousins and their families, etc.)
A bunch of food I personally don't like very much but get ostracized if I don't eat it, and a bunch of arguments about politics and sports shit.
"And this is my son's bedroom"
>>318015386
to?
>>318015281
>4 or 5 new and different family members every year
If you're being something even near literal with that, then what the actual fuck
>>318015043
>hink you would have pressed it by now?
Yes.
>>318015230
calm down there, buddy
>>318015386
Tell them how you feel anon. Rejection is the worst reaction, but you'll survive.
>>318015394
If you're a senior, then suicide would be a very expensive decision.
>have grandma
>grandpa died when I was 10, he was my best friend over the age of 10
>she's been living alone for 10 years
>only company is my heroin addict dad
>he's constantly stealing from her
>she was just deemed incompetent by the courts, all her finances are being taken over by the sheriff's office
>she's always been really mean, never said she loved me, I think it was because she didn't know how
>everything she says is politically incorrect
>always asked me when I was gonna get a girlfriend, when I brought my girlfriend for thanksgiving dinner my grandmother said she had ugly hair
at least I built a new computer
>>318015249
Not just that, but videogames is where bottom of the barrel programmers go to.
Just like how bottom of the barrel translators end up in anime.
>>318014861
>>318015249
I'm still not sure why people ask things like this. Especially around the age range of 18-25.
Like goddamn nigga, I could do the entirety of my life one more time and only be 40 years old, don't fucking ask me what my occupation is going to be in the future because holy shit I don't know and I KNOW you never knew back then either.
>>318014631
>Fruitcake
This is a new one for me. It's faggots right?
>tfw I'm sick
>Lay in bed all day
>Nobody even checks on me all day
>hear people laughing and everything from the dining room
>feel like shit
they really must feel shameful whenever I'm around
>>318015043
>You are in a family of entire failure
>One brother literally sold out own their family over a divorce case so he could get more money (which failed, because the stepfather didn't give him shit)
>One brother is crippled with a MS
>One brother married a Welsh girl.
>mother is dying
>dad is dead
I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>318009508
I'm always winning.
>>318015251
I read this post like 3 times before realizing your mom isn't some /pol/ack waiting for the happening.
>>318015239
>THIS COPYPASTA AGAIN
SHOO SHOO /fit/IZENS
>have a crazy uncle who is into Illuminati conspiracy shit and always rambles on and on about shit to whoever will listen to him
>mfw I always hang out with him at family stuff
>everyone's glad that they don't have to interact with either of us
>he's entertaining as fuck and glad for the company
Life is good
>>318015516
>when I brought my girlfriend for thanksgiving dinner my grandmother said she had ugly hair
as a joke or because she has no self censorship?
>>318015445
you wouldn't believe some of the shit the one cousin pulls, and yet somehow my grandmother favors the fuck out of that family.
>>318015594
i literally cannot see any other meaning in it
help
>>318013592
>mine is the same as this
>now makes gay jokes
Fuck you to grandma
>>318015548
you're correct
>>318015041
>Bulking
>Had a good back day because I knew I was gonna be stuffing my face
>Eat my plate and my female friend's, grab a little extra a half hour later.
>Fatass bitch of a cousin tells me enough is enough, stop eating like a pig
>Only one criticized, everyone else is borderline obese and eating dessert or swimming in wine.
I hate people that don't work out, they're fucking ignorant
>>318015639
I imagine some people have this carnal desire to see their bloodline extended as much as humanly fucking possible.
It would at least explain why so many families ask their single children "when's gf/bf"
Time for struggle.Whats the worst thing a family member has said to you?
>Hey anon, you little cousins are here
>Why don't you show them some of your video games?
>Just don't play any of your violent games, please
>So what games are okay then?
>Oh I don't know anything about games, just ask the kids
>So what do you guys want to play?
>CALL OF DUTY!
>>318015043
Sounds like something from the future where everyone's a cyborg or some shit. I'd rather have a switch to turn off my hearing so I don't have to listen to people's dumb bullshit all the time
>>318015612
because she's crazy
A few years back she decided to go to this computer class at a community college, and was kicked out for calling the black guy sitting next to her a nigger. Straight to his face.
>>318015786
Fucking pleb cousins won't even play 100% Orange Juice with me
i fucked my sister on thanksgiving
holidays are kinda weird now
>>318015852
Why aren't you playing with /v/ right nowalso there's no local multiplayer you fuck
>>318014861
>"You are good with computers aren't you anon? That's the future."
>>318015845
>tfw no crazy grandma
>>318015670
She just wants to start trouble with the rest of her family.
Basically she wants to do this: https://youtu.be/0JR6xt9S02o?t=7
>>318015763
>grandma asks "why aren't you with your girlfriend"
>this was the day after we broke up
I just don't know mang. You just try to dodge the question and laugh it off.
>>318015871
>i fucked my sister on thanksgiving
you gotta give us details mang
>>318015378
>fuck who you want, with protection of course
Condoms are not perfect at stopping the spread of STDs.
>>318015786
>Tell the kids to go take a look at my games
>The kids open the drawer
>It's all Japanese weaboo stuff
>They take one look at Akiba's Strip
>"Your games are weird, never mind."
HAHA YES FUCK OFF
>>318015930
>Grandma, being able to torrent jap porn and 100% Hotline Miami isn't going to make the NSA hire me
>>318015845
I dunno if that counts as crazy
It's not fair to blame it on her if she was brought up in a culture where that was a legitimately acceptable thing to say and she doesn't understand that culture has changed
>>318015786
You have a duty to those kids, don't you dare let them be fucking plebs.
>>318014821
It should be noted it also sounds like your mom is also responsible for her being mentally challenged, the mumbling to herself and penchant for lying is a characteristic feature of fetal alcohol syndrome and not full blown autism or downs.
>>318016000
>Mom, anon has games of naked ladies
What then, fag
>>318015748
the funniest part is my cousin claimed this one kid his ex had, and it's super fucking obvious that the kid's not his and is this other mexican guy's who she cheated on him with. The kid looks nothing like him. I don't even feel bad, it just makes me laugh. He deserves it.
>>318016018
it's too late anon
i give everyone interested the opportunity to try it outno one has ever survived the encounter at barnard's loop
>>318010309
This.
>>318014272
Wow thats a fuckin terrible analogy if thats what the original meaning truly is.
>>318015786
>hey anon, do you play minecraft?
>all the kids are playing minecraft these days
>what do you build in minecraft? A castle minecraft? A spaceship minecraft?
>>318015917
>playing OJ with /v/
>everyone plays on Speed 4 and alt tabs out until it's their turn
No thanks. I exclusively play OJ with a small group of my internet friends who are fun to play with.
>>318015609
I would kill for a fun crazy uncle, can't feign interest in stories about people's kids anymore.
>>318016000
wasted trips
>>318016080
It certainly is not. Children's minds are made for molding.
>>318009508
>>318014230
>>318014272
Thought it meant the blood running through your veins is thicker than water (alcohol) you drink with friends.
>tfw noone asked when im getting a gf this year
not sure if this is a good or bad thing
>>318015786
>mfw all the games I have are either weeaboo stuff and single player games
what do /v/?
>>318016230
They finally gave up on you. You're free now.
>>318016049
fucking WHY though? I don't understand at all
>So what do you do, anon?
Oh I'm a firefighter and medic at a hospital per diem
>Oh wow, that's nice. How much do you make?
Not gonna ask what I do?
>Oh, I KNOW what you guys do all day. I always see firefighters shopping for food with tax money probably, and medics sleeping in their ambulance all afternoon.
So you don't know what we do then, okey dokey.
It's either that or
>That's cool, I wanted to do that when I was a kid. What's your salary?
Doing blue collar jobs in a family full of business/investors and doctors, they'll never understand an actual, rewarding job.
>>318014272
>>318012363
>>318014230
>look it up on wikipedia
>Authors Albert Jack[4] and R. Richard Pustelniak[5] claim the original meaning of the expression was that the ties between people who've made a blood covenant were stronger than ties formed by "the water of the womb".
Two fucking authors? Go fuck yourselves.
this is probably the most depressing thread ive ever been on
>>318016269
>like 2000
>visit uncle who's like 18 at the time
>get to sit with him and his friends as they play Final Fantasy and other jrpgs
>got me hooked on weeb games
You too have the power to inspire the kids, use it well.
>>318016269
Buy Worms on the current humble bundle for situations like this.
>>318016380
You clearly haven't been here long
This place is almost as soul crushing as real life
>>318016317
Being poor is awesome if I don't have to deal with cunts like that.
>>318016045
I doubt it, I was a momma's boy growing up and have relatively good memory before senior year in high school (depression phase way until after college), I never saw her drink or do drugs while she was pregnant with her.
She probably enforced it by habit, my mom is really the only person my sister converses with.
>mother died suddenly around Christmas time almost ten years ago
>every family holiday is still a nightmare of concerned looks and eggshell walking as if to ask "hey bud she still dead huh?"
I don't care for this time of year.
>>318016317
>so what do you do?
![996765d74b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rQor8zA.png "996765d74b[1].png")
>>318016380
>>318016380
Really?
These kind of threads are almost a tradition by now, even when it isn't holiday season
>>318009508
Thanks for pointing out that I'm socially awkward dad! That's sure to help motivate me showing up next time.
And yes, I always win.
>>318016620
Don't go then
>Put down my video games
>Get dressed up
>Go to a relatives house
>Chat with my large family, talk about school and politics
>Eat tons of turkey
>Play with my young nieces and nephews
>Go home
>Shitpost on /v/
Being a normalfag isn't that hard, /v/-sama
>>318016380
Take a ride down to /rk9/ right about now.
>>318014290
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE IT
NOT IN PERSON
>uncle sits next to me
> hey anon havent seen you in a while, whats up?
>casual small talk ensues
>so are you gay anon? i've never seen you bring a girl here for thanksgiving
> i mean i have a few close girls who are my friends im interested in its just not my main priority right now
>ok i just wanted to see if you were normal anon haha
th-thanks
>>318011868
>Cousins with large breast or nice asses
>They are super slutty but not enough to fuck other cousins
Family gatherings are always a hard time for me
>>318015996
No one admits it 100%, at least the ones with working brains. I hope they understand to only have intercourse with papers that state they're clean and do it every couple of months.
>finish fapping
>tfw no gf intensifies
>think about how I could be having sex with gf and sleeping together instead of fucking my hand
Make it stop /v/
>tfw gotta get that delicious pumpkin pie and turkey and hurry back to your grandma's room to watch cartoon network without getting noticed
>>318016696
Yeah except when family members brings up every single thing they know about video games because they are interested and they want to try to make conversation about something they don't understand for some reason.
>>318014453
Not him, but where?
>>318015609
that's soft. I have a schizotypal uncle that talks about cryptids and dinosaur dick.
>>318016835
>Letting your family members know you play vidya
FIRST FUCKING MISTAKE RIGHT THERE
>>318016380
Hey, its better to converse to people on /v/ than family members who clearly don't care about you. It's a horrible feeling, when you feel left out and even the turkey is getting more attention.
>>318016696
>Try to talk politics with my family
>They're the "NUKE EM ALL GIT OUT USA USA" type
>>318016787
Its your subconscious brain. Its trying to save you anon. It won't give up on you.
>>318016931
How the fuck would you avoid that?
>holiday events
>family members either ask when I'm getting a gf or make snide little remarks about no girls in my life.
Why does this happen to us? It's so common if this thread's greentexts are anything to go by.
>inb4anecdotal evidence
>>318016771
>hard time
>>318016771
Fucking niggers is more acceptable than a cousin
>>318017016
You don't tell them
>>318014140
You're the one that sounds mildly socially retarded.
>only have holidays with immediate family anymore
>me, my brother, and my brother-in-law chat about video games while enjoying our turkey dinner
Feels comfy.
>>318016835
I've never had that happen. whenever my normie friends start to talk about call of duty I just tell them it's a fun game and then let them go on about how much they love it or play it. Then just say something along the lines of:
"Yeah it's a really fun game, always a blast at parties."
They're too focused on telling you how great they are at it, at that point you're just part of their echo chamber.
>>318017040
Because despite being shitheads, they still want to see you do well. They just can't express it in any other ways other than terrible sarcasm or veiled putdowns.
This is coming from a former NEET.
>>318017127
Yeah but I played video games when I lived at home as well, are you telling me you didn't?
>>318017040
Isn't it just kind of fascinating in like, an anthropologist-surrounded-by-savages sort of way, how obsessed people are with sex and reproducing? All they must ever think about is sex and creating offspring since that's all they expect you to care about too.
Isn't it nice to be an outsider to that whole mentality?
>>318017016
Tell them you're learning to "COD" online.
>>318016764
I can kind of relate. I'm not gay either but I had relatives ask. I wouldn't bring my gf around relatives or even my immediate family anyway since they're probably the nosiest people I know.
>mentioned a girl before
>family start doing stuff behind my back like searching for her on facebook, twitter, and even asking my friends about her
>have had sisters go through my phone to find friend's numbers to text them
It's all part of beinghispanicI guess.
>>318016890
Backpage I guess, just search in adult entertainment. Craigslist is where all the cheap hoes go to make cash.
>don't want to deal with family
>decide to spend my TG at the gym at a bar next to it
>call the gym before i go
>it closed
fucking shit
had to deal with people asking me why i didn't have a gf and when im having kids.
>Still haven't came out
>get the urge to come out when we're each saying grace for fucks
meh
trying to get some action on Grindr tonight and play FO4 after
>>318017104
Yes I know
More I think about it I feel like a Catholic thinking about normal sex
>>318017198
Did you live with your extended family?
>>318015930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORGPjmxcb4
>>318017104
>fucking niggers is more acceptable than...
Nope.
Not even if you are a nigger yourself.
Let the race die. Their use died with slavery.
