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>>317955904
Fucker, beat me to it
I'm still stumped to this day
Wait a minute that card
>>317956136
Waitaminutethatcard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>317956136
This is the security system put in place for Colombia.
>>317956203
I kind of like how this is still a /v/ only video seeing as it's barely broken 500K
WAIT
>>317955904
The combination is literally on the fucking claw.
>>317955767
>Know immediately how to solve it.
>too lazy to go back the whole way and figure it out.
>try Railroad on a whim.
Still happens to be one of my favorite games.
Actually impossible puzzle, that fucking Hexagon robot shit at the end of Broken Age Act 2. I gave up and uninstalled the game when I was in a scinareo where I had no reference point for what to rewire the thing back to to make him beat the drum. There was no way of divining the solution short of having a photographic memory.
>>317956342
How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
>>317955767
>super secret organization that's only a rumor for people outside the organization
>whole purpose is to give runaway synths a second chance free of the Institute
>organization hunted by Institute Coursers, literal terminators
>organization called The Railroad
>their super secret password is "railroad"
T-thanks, Todd
>>317956531
Because they tell you.
>>317956461
This is a bait thread but this post is 100% legit. That quest is pretty much impossible without following a guide step by step.
>>317956249
>security system
Man this is their doorbell.
They literally don't give a fuck who you are, as long as you're white and don't have a tattoo with letters on the back of your hand, they'll accept you.
And even the non-whites are allowed entry through the back-door
>>317956676
Even with a step by step guide it's still a cunt
>>317956136
Not going to lie, it took me two whole gaming seshes before I actually did this, it was random chance too.
>>317955767
>for the railroad faction
>password is "railroad"
wow so hard
>>317955904
>tfw I'm retarded and didn't realise that you could study items so I got stuck on that puzzle
At least in FO4 I guessed it was railroad by the second letter.
>>317956742
shit took me forever until I got lucky guess. How does it supposed to be solved?
fuck this
>>317956804
>whoops you used the wrong "O" looks like you have to start all over :^)
>>317956763
Impossible. You are lying. 3 bells with symbols on them. When you reach them your character pulls out a card with the exact same symbols on them, aligned in the correct order, with the number of times you must ring the bells clearly stated on the card. It's not a puzzle, it's not even a challenge, it's a sentience test. Chimps have been performing these tasks for centuries in experiments. Even pidgeons are capable of pattern recognition when trained. The Bioshock bells "puzzle" is the most laughable excuse for an intellectual challenge i've ever seen in vidya.
>>317956631
I don't listen to story in ganes
>>317956960
just line the pieces up, nothing hard about that
>>317957029
Sliding tile puzzles are LITERALLY the worst type of puzzles in videogames.
I don't even care if there's a technique, I just fucking hate them.
>>317957029
>Beat the game multiple times
>Always get stuck here, just guessing till I get lucky
Fuck
>>317956742
i must be an imbecile, i dont even know what this is supposed to be. was there a clue about the arrows and arrows with lines and what they mean in the game, or is this one of those common known things i just happen to know nothing about?
>>317956627
Shit nigga, this is a family friendly board. You might trigger someone's PTSD.
>>317957139
No I knew, I knew the card had something to do with it but I thought maybe there were like two more bells I didn't know about, haha I don't know dude. It was kinda clever, I'll give them that. It stumped me.
>there exist people who literally never solved the first puzzle in Riven
Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
>>317957383
Nah, you're just a fucking moron
>>317956742
I wanted to finish the game but at the section with the boat where you're using the cannon I couldn't see through the scope. Apparently it's a common bug but it was absolutely impossible to shoot those fuckers
man I forgot runescape had such annoying puzzles.
>>317957383
You are an anomaly of the human mind. You should volunteer to have your brain studied by scientists or something.
>>317957161
>playing a pseudo-RPG game.
>don't care about story.
Well, thanks to you WRPGs are going downhill
>>317957195
It's way harder than that.
>>317957438
>>317957487
Guys come on, we're all just here to have a good time
>>317957393
riven is fine. there's also schizm: mysterious journey which makes myst games seem like a tutorial mode.
>>317956342
Fell for the bait
>>317957535
Sorry m8, I just fail to comprehend how people can struggle with this type of stuff after i've played through games like Legend of Grimrock and the Penumbra series.
>>317957383
>it was kinda clever
I beat the game mutliple times and I still don't know what the fuck I was supposed to do.
Oh and that fucking door lock puzzle too.
>>317957663
Because nowadays people are not really used to thinking in video games. After all, it's just a hobby to relax to after a long day.
>When the game has a puzzle that is optional
>It's fucking literally un-solvable
>>317957534
no it isn't! just look at it! that's bioshock infinite tier puzzle.
finished RE3 dozens of times.
>>317956676
>>317956717
I did that shit on day 1, faggots.Took me at least an hour just sliding the puzzle around, that shit is tedious
>>317957906
>>317957663
Hey, I am a smart guy, it's just that the bells puzzle was a good clever challenge that involved some different moving parts. I assume all of you guys just looked it up but I sticked to it and the pay-off was really good.
>>317955767
the secret world has some of the most ridiculous puzzles which I ever saw
If you don´t go for solutions it is very hard but fun to solve them
>>317957906
...how are you supposed to know the order?
Not difficult at all, just a horrible pace killer when you're approaching the game's finale.
F U C K
>>317958115
please stop you're killing me
>>317957383
>>317956763
prettygood/10 actually considered you might be serious for a moment
>>317956960
This wasn't so bad. Resident Evil puzzles are usually some of the best.
>>317958138
tsw had the best quest in any rpg ever
>>317958115
i feel sorry for your awful baiting attempt so here's a free (You).
>>317957789
Playing through that game now and I just gave up here.
The puzzles so far were pretty tough but were easy if you thought about it for a second.
But this...this is bullshit.
aids
>>317958538
>I got people to tell me that i am retarded by acting like a legit fucking retard
Not impossible, just really cool.
>>317958663
Not him senpai, just enjoying the ride
This fucker was impossible as a kid. It was either this or pay 100k, a goddamn fortune at the time. I eventually figured it out.
>>317956136
Never played Bioshock,
Seeing this image I was like "Ow, that must be some real deep shit puzzle there, the card must be a trap or a hint to the real solution"... looked it up...
wow, its fucking nothing worthy to look up for
>>317958671
Fucking loved this
>>317958708
Why would you remind me?
That one fetus was impossible to find
>>317956136
Maybe this puzzle was designed for people that read right-to-left.
Now that's difficulty.
wait
a
minute
that
card
Hope you weren't planning on not drowning today.
>>317956361
I googled it. I figured it couldn't possibly be that stupid. I was wrong.
>>317957025
>>317957281
It's the combination to open the safe, the arrows show the direction and starting/end positions.
Come on now.
>>317957029
>>317957274
>>317957267
>The average RE 4 player
>I don't even care if there's a technique
https://youtu.be/RUU5CkqC55o?t=8s
But its so fucking easy, how can you faggots be so dumb? you must be b8
>>317956136
This shit will never be topped (bottomed?)
Keep in mind someone actually made this.
There is a design document of this "puzzle" somewhere, someone took time to model the card and bells, the voice of actor had to say a line and someone even had to playtest it.
>>317958165
"First flew the greedy Pelican,
eager for the reward.
White wings flailing.
Then came a silent Dove,
flying beyond the Pelican,
as far as he could.
A Raven flies in,
flying higher than the Dove.
Just to show he can.
A Swan glides in to find a peaceful spot
next to another bird.
Finally, out comes a Crow,
coming quickly to a stop, yawning and then napping.
Who will show the way?
Who will be the key?
Who will lead to the silver reward?"
>>317955767
This one is funny for the fact that there's NEVER any clue given to you that there's a puzzle. Sure, the answer becomes obvious when you think of where you are, but still.
>People making fun of the Bioshock Infinite puzzle
It's meant to symbolize the infinite choices that Booker will face in Columbia.
>>317959465
...but there aren't an infinite number of bell combinations
Inferno when??
I don't even categorize the waitaminutethatcard as a puzzle to be honest. It's like one step above pressing F to pay respects.
>>317959465
>this is what biofag apologists actually believe
it was like the second game i ever played on pc
i have never beatin myst
>>317956203
>>317956309
The video is comedy gold of editing and execution though.
Are there any more like it?
>>317959327
I'm playing RE4 for the first time and if I get stuck at that part i'm going to feel really bad because of your post
>>317959953
I can never get the GOG version running properly on my computer. I might buy the PSP version for my Vita.
>>317959774
>I failed to detect obvious sarcasm
Anon...
>that fucking island puzzle in TLJ
>>317955904
I admit it, I got stuck on that one. I didn't even know I could rotate the items so I didn't even check out the claw.
>>317960803
The bait train has already left son
![Les-Chevaliers-de-Baphomet16-300x225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QOni3XM.jpg "Les-Chevaliers-de-Baphomet16-300x225[1]")
The backtracking I did thinking I'd missed some item or dialogue, I spent ages on this damn goat.
Directors cut fags need not apply, it was made easier in that version.
>>317960838
I'm not baiting.
I was actually stuck and gave up on them because I literally didn't know I could inspect and rotate items until I read about that on /v/.
>>317956203
The ending for this ruined the video. It went from a funny parody to a painful parody.
p much
>>317956627
NO
NOT THE FUCKING LIGHT PUZZLES AGAIN
FUCKING SHADOWS GET OUTAnd then an agility obstacle that i swear was rigged, just for kicks.
This entire game.
I still love it.
>>317961294
i got this by doing random shit for a few minutes
>>317961719
Some of this shit... What the fuck was the dude that made the game smoking?
>>317961719
Oh fuck you some of this game was absolute bullshit and you know it.
>The fucking time freeze break the pots puzzle in the gate of Illusion
>Entirety of the Chamber of Birth
>The Room of gems and scales
Despite that, the game is enjoyable I'll admit. I had fun trying to puzzle my way through some of the areas.
This fucking shit.
I know people usually say the piano puzzle but that was fairly straightforward in retrospect. This shit on the other hand was unforgivable.
Special mention for the hard mode Shakespeare puzzle in Silent Hill 3 for which they had to have assumed the average person playing Silent Hill 3 would have have a doctorate in literature.
>>317956136
Its literally a fucking cheat card. It was given to you by the Luteces to get into the fucking place. Its not meant to be a puzzle at all.
>>317961047
this
>LE MEMES LOL
>>317959380
>NEVER any clue
Are you serious? Every area you go to when following the Freedom Trail has a clue. Hell, the first one is "7 A"
R 1
A 2
I 3
L 4
R 5
O 6
A 7
D 8
Stupid people shouldn't play games.
>>317959958
go to reddit.com/r/montageparodies
the undertale piano can go eat a dick
>>317962413
>looked up the location of the church
>went to the church instead of following some roleplay trail
>got to the wheel for the railroad
>had no idea they were even called the railroad
>looked up what the answer was
pretty simple
>>317957274
>not making a BFS algorithm to solve it for u
pleb
>>317956136
>121 coin flips on the Luteces board
>121 the Luteces have had 121 Bookers flip a coin and pick out a neck piece for Elizabeth
>You're coin flip #122
>The password they give you is x1 x2 x2
>YFW the card is just an identification number so they can remember which version of yourself you are because otherwise they'd lose count
>>317960282
get the remastered version
>>317956136
aslong it keeps the niggers out
>>317962583
I found it by accident when I was just checking out map markers. Saw you could spin the wheel, remembered "7 A" and went. "Oh... Railroad" and put it in.
I was just replying to the person who said there's NEVER any clue.
This fucking shit.
You know what I'm talking about.
>>317962434
Not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for /v/ gold not endless shitty rehashes of the same lol xD MLG bad video MONTAGE that ceased being funny after the original.
>>317956342
actually almost every single one of these doors just needed to turn each dial twice.
>>317955767
>There are people that didn't immediately make a note of the letters
>>317963227
I've forgotten how that shit happened exactly, but I remember it being bullshit.
Also fucking Regina and her glitter. Not enough porn of her to satisfy my hate rape fantasies.
>>317958708
oh boy
>>317963214
What is it with /v/ recently and posting Alundra? It's great, fills me with hope that there are still some actual oldfags around.
I challenge anyone to actually explain how this shit works without just randomly hitting buttons until the bottom is right.
fucking rockstar
>>317963502
It's probably just me. I've been shilling it like crazy to get more people to play it.
>>317956367
>wait why can't I just grab the key with the clamp, it has rubber handles-
>NICE TRY FAGGOT, GO FISH THE NASTY-ASS DUCK FROM THE SEWER WATER UNDER YOUR WINDOW
great game but that's a 5-star casual filter
took me a few hours to figure this one out...
>>317955904
The Puzzle Canal was pretty fucking bullshit. I fucking hate and love puzzles that are counter-intuitive.
This whole fucking dungeon was one of the hardest things ever.
>>317963565
So have I. Brilliant game, aside from intentional perspective dickery for some puzzles.
>>317963630
see
>>317955904
the first fucking reply
fuck this puzzle
>>317955767
theres a puzzle in call of clthulu that involves cracking a safe using a particular combo
its this one guy's daughter's birthday
Problem is the only way to know her birthday is to get her coloring book and if you do not pick it up at a very specific moment youll never know the combo
>>317963674
Expecting a challenging test of faith, pilgrim?
lol just walk in the third level bro
>>317959178
Is there something more to this than just joining the two circle halves, because this looks ludicrously easy.
>>317956136
Every fucking thread. This joke is not funny anymore.
>>317963764
I hear that a lot, but the platforming is a cakewalk compared to Landstalker.
>>317963720
How can I text you? Don't have your number.
>>317963720
Pretty bullshit desu senpai.
>>317963810
Genuinely forgot Dragon Age existed which is a shame because it was a fucking good game.
>>317963810
Bait?
>>317963630
It took me 5 minutes of trial and error just randomly guessing at that because I didn't know the sequence was on the claw, step it up bro
Fuck you game.
There were other bullshit puzzles in this game. For example the color ball controller thingy. Not that difficult but goddamn was it tedious.
That one puzzle in phantom hourglass. Yea, you know which one. Just fuck it. I spent hours trying to figure it out till I gave up and closed my DS to take a break and came back to it solved.
>>317961294
This would have been less annoying but the game never explains to you that using different spells has different effects and you have to use the weakest fire and ice spells to solve it, anything else will never line it up right
I spent like half an hour using my firebolt spell or whatever until finally looking it up and discovering only the basic fireball will work for some fucking reason
>>317964075
That was easy, it was the sleeping pig in TWEWY that sucked.
>>317964075
That was a bullshit puzzle. Brilliant in design really but the "clues" it gave you didn't even help whatsoever.
>>317963821
>logic of moving the fucking pieces is astoundingly stupid
>time limit so short you can barely get this shit right even if you know exactly what you're doing
>instadeath, last checkpoint around 10 minutes behind, includes unskippable cutscenes and another puzzle before it that RNG's itself each time and is also instakill when you fail even once
the entire segment was fucking bollocks.
I got stuck on following the red line for that quest. i had to watch a youtube video to figure out where to go.
I didn't have trouble with the optional one, but I know a lot of you faggots did
>>317964219
I didn't have to watch a video, but it took me a while to find out where to go after the 2nd clue. After that it was smooth sailing.
>>317958243
Yeah that puzzle was absurd.
>>317963685
It wasn't even hard, just STUPIDLY long, what the fuck were they thinking
Is it the longest dungeon in either game, because I'm pretty sure it is
>>317955767
Gonna be honest, I couldn't be fucked to remember all the number/letter combinations from the red trail, so I just looked it up online.
>>317964219
A group called the railroad has railroaded me down a route.
I wonder what the password is?
I know, I bet it's Good Writing!
Hmm, it seems that they couldn't fit that in.
>>317955767
all that did was force me to walk the freedom trail again but keep track of the clues on a notepad
>Can't figure out a puzzle for the life of me
>Resist for almost an hour before I look it up
>Eventually give in and it was the simplest stupidest shit that I merely overlooked or it was something in the adjacent room while I spent all the time backtracking onto the other side of the world
>Wow to never use a guide again
>Run into another puzzle with another little thing I missed
>Repeat
I hate you Soul Reaver and Soul Reaver 2. All you want to do is make me feel stupid don't you
Very Difficult, 8 out of 10 people that play STALKER seriously quit here and go on to make shitposting threads about buying remorse.
>>317962721
That's hilarious.
>>317964492
You are weak. I got stuck in a puzzle in Grimrock 2 and spent two real time days trying to solve it. I literally turned the game off, sat down and meditated on the puzzle. I built paper replicas of the pieces and clue notes involved in the puzzle and moved them around, trying to figure it out. Finally i gave up and looked up a youtube video on the solution. I still think that puzzle was cryptic as fuck.
>>317964517
Neat. I always used the broken fence east of the military checkpoint.
>>317959953
I got trapped in a book and the fat fucker laughed at me.
>>317964767
Do you mean the puzzle when you enter the graveyard? I remember being confused as fuck at the tips they give at you.
>>317964517
I just run through that shit every time over and over until i survive it.
>>317964517
It never managed to work for me, it would always blast me even if there was no visible lighting. I always just shot my way through the soldiers on the bridge instead, since that's also the earliest you can get an AK.
Nowadays, it's just easier to throw bolts in front of you to trigger the anomaly, then run through while its recharging. Works in all 3 games for the electros.
>>317964902
>Nowadays, it's just easier to throw bolts in front of you to trigger the anomaly, then run through while its recharging. Works in all 3 games for the electros.
literally shown in the webm
>>317958887
I use to do have trouble with this when I was young, too. Next year, during computer class, I would just spam tile puzzles on windows vista all day long after I was done with the class. I ended up being able to beat those tile puzzles in less then 30 seconds.
>>317964451
>the freedom trail
>the freedom tRAIL
>that exact moment you realize how bad bethesda is at puzzles
>>317964871
Yep it was that one. I could never figure it out, even after watching the tutorial i was like "Well that's cryptic as fuck". I think you had to know what direction some pilgrim lived in, which was alright, then you had to know that each >>paragraph>> was an input for the puzzle, and there was weird shit like ">>and he continued along the path>>". What path? The path to his home or the path he was travelling? I wasn't even sure about the way the puzzle was solved, i think i tried sleeping (resting with my party) at one point because the hints implied that the "traveller" was travelling at night, so i thought the game had to be night time. I guess i over-analyzed it a bit.
>>317964971
Whoops, I only saw the first half and assumed the second thing would just show the same thing again. I'd delete my post, but it would make me look even more retarded than I already am.
>>317958887
>He doesn't know the secret
>>317957267
>>317957029
Come on /v/, stop being retarded
>>317960132
Boo fucking hoo
>>317957267
You literally don't need more than 6 spaces to move any two tiles around. Just do them in rows until there are two rows left and then go left to right.
>>317962216
you know how i managed this one? i tried all possible combinations
111 112 113 114 115 and so on til i got to 600 something
people these days just google but back in the days it was either this or buying a magazine.
>>317965668
Yeah, I bruteforced the ghost puzzle in Alundra too.
>>317955767
Really fucking pathetic on Bethesda's part that I fucking just walked inside the place, saw that I could interact with that thing, and figured out the password within five seconds without knowing shit.
>>317965804
You should play Castlevania Lords of shadows 1
it has a bunch of flaws but god damn it theres a good game hidden under it, and the puzzles are really old school, kinda like resident evil puzzles used to be.
second one has almost no puzzles though.
This wrecked my shit when I first play PE 2
>>317958138
That quest was a pain in the ass because even if it showed you clicked one it might have actually activated another.
>>317965668
People dont realize how quickly you can brute force a 4 digit code.
I was explaining to friends that it would take less than half an hour and they thought I was insane.
>>317966361
Half an hour would be 5 combinations a second.
>>317956136
Why does this shit bother people so much? It's just a 5-digit code that works to let Columbia know (and only when the city is overhead) that someone wants to come aboard. It's not meant to keep people out because they welcome everyone that wants to leave the Sodom below. Like someone said, it's not a password, it's the doorbell.
If they wanted it to be something you have to remember, they wouldn't keep the card in view when you do it.
There was a puzzle in Hotel Dusk where you had to close your DS and open it again, which I just got because I gave up and turned it off and when I came back the puzzle was misteriously solved.
One week later I was playing Zelda Phantom Hourglass and the same close the DS puzzle stumped me again which made me feel like a double idiot.
>>317959353
Not a puzzle but try being a kid with out the internet and doing trial and error, writing down all these answers and questions.
Not exactly a puzzle, but would YOU have figured it out without being told?
>>317965384
its easy once you done it but i personally just hate sliding puzzle
>>317955767
>found this shit
>thought I found some super duper secret
>didn't walk the trail
>start putting in random combinations
>after finding the first 3 letters it's pretty apparent that the answer was railroad
>feel bad for todd leading me on again
why the fuck would the password for their super secret hideout be THEIR FUCKING NAME?
>>317967153
>why the fuck would the password for their super secret hideout be THEIR FUCKING NAME?
Because no one would suspect that to be the password.
>>317967026
no its absolute bullshit and shit like this is why jrpgs are garbage.
i fucking hate hate hate when games do shit like this
>>317963541
>lol guize, single player story dlc
Never, ever.
>>317955904
The combination is on random stones in the dungeon.
Took me so long to do this. I'm not even sure if you got anything as a reward
GET ON THE BOAT GERALD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FO
>>317957029
took me 4 hours familiar
>>317959327
i dont think its bait
i myself think im pretty darn good at puzzles, and i rarely look things up.
but i just fucking cannot do slide puzzles, theres something about them that my brain just cannot parse.
>>317967373
That's some stupid ass logic.
>>317956628
>super secret organization
No. There's even people you can run into that are wondering if they should join or not. Most people hate synths and/or don't give a shit outside of their own little settlement. I'm pretty sure they are open for people to join.
>>317963630
You press each of them twice, thats it.
>>317967495
>gyroscope gimmick exclusive to 3DS and that certain Pokemon game is the reason JRPGs are garbage
If you needed any more proof that JRPG hate on here is just a bunch of brainless and uninformed memes and buzzwords.
>>317967696
Did you not read the thread? There literally is a fucking technique to them. You only need 6 squares to rearranged any two pieces so you just solve every row until there are two rows left and then solve left to right. They basically solve themselves.
>>317967918
Not always.
>>317966661
It bothers because it is * s t u p i d * and has no importance to the game.
If you are going to make the player do this dumb shit I'd rather have a cutscene
>>317967943
well thats actually not the point i was making.
why did you feel the need to jump up and defend a genre of games that wasnt even being insulted,
are you perhaps a frustrated faggot?
>>317967982
well i cant do them so chill out man
Never forget
>>317968219
No fuck you, stop being bad at video games.
>>317968385
This fucking thing.
>>317968296
im not
im just bad at slide puzzles
you should stop being bad at being a reasonable human
>no space chem
after the 50% mark every single puzzle in that game outdoes most of whats been posted.
>>317962413
I just stumbled into the church while exploring the city area. Wound up finding the wheel, and just starting pressing the letters. I got to RAI before assuming the answer was railroad, and getting it
Which temple did you hate the most?
>>317964070
There... there was a fossil to use as a reference...
>>317963214
Was that the sort by age puzzle?
>>317968848
The last one is worse with the slow ass elevator platform thing.
>>317962452
Written on the wall next to you, retard
>>317966968
Holy shit, that quiz was ridiculous.
>>317968957
No that was the ice sliding puzzle where you had to make a bridge out of the ice blocks to get up onto the ledge.
No mentoins of Talos Principle? I feel dumb now
>>317955767
I figured that out in <5 minutes and I did not even notice you had to find the letters along the way.
>>317958663
It's not a 'shit bait attempt' if he got tons of replies
>>317955767
>didn't follow the trail
>randomly punching letters to see what happens
>your character literally TELLS YOU that R is the first character, somehow knowing this shit
>>317969121
Ah, didn't have any problem with that one
>>317957393
Riven was the best in the series in my book. Loved that game so much.
>>317961719
a lot of the shit in this game is a lot tougher than it should be because of translation
>>317969329
this is actually one of the most fun mini games this decade.
I kinda always cheesed it and paused it right before you step on the dial, so I could plan out my moves in advance. There was a timer puzzle to some of these mini games.
I really should replay XIII-2 again.
>>317957383
I love how he baited everyone with some pretyy shit bait. You fuckers wouldn't last a second on /sp/
Be honest faggots none of you made this without a guide
>>317956461
did on release day
no guidesIt was not worth it, this triggers me
>>317969994
>Posting without reading the thread
>Posting without even skimming for keywords
For shame anon.
>>317959958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opB80ULb05w
>>317970107
Reading is for nerds
>>317968225
With the HD remake coming out we never will
I hate this part of the game especially you never really needed the L-buttons before the entire game
>>317955767
A real one here:
Sliding puzzles are the reason I never finished the neverhood and the reason I quit games in general.
As an extra "fuck you", you usually know exactly what it's supposed to look like but still need to slide the squares into place
Fuck chinese sliding puzzle bullshit
Puzzles with a memory component. Dyspraxia means I have a shit memory for this kind of thing.
This one was especially bad as I couldn't even take notes for it. Ended up taping some paper to my monitor to record the keys.
>>317957585
Fuck Schizm. The puzzle against a computer near the end was PTSD-inducing.
>>317970978
>mfw this and Summer's End
>>317970758
I don't know why people suffer with slide puzzles. I remember that game had puzzle with a mouse that you had to lead through doors, I finished the game and after some time my friend asked me to help with it and I didn't do it. Couple of months earlier from today I figured out that you had to look at mouses nose.
>We take turns picking numbers from 1-10 to take away
>it starts at 50
>the person who reaches zero loses
I CANT EVER DO THIS FUCKING PUZZLE
>>317971360
Slide puzzles are really easy if you know 'the trick'
They're painful and pot luck if you don't
It's like people who can't solve rubiks cubes after struggling for an hour whereas others can solve it in minutes.
>>317971359
Shit, I meant Mourning's End.
>>317963810
i forgot DAO had puzzles
very good game in hindsight
>>317971530
What is the trick?
>>317971706
Fuck knows. I hate sliding puzzles, they always cause my progress in games to come to a halt.
>>317961047
i always go from 8D to :{ every time i reach the end
it's so dumb
>>317971530
Rubick is harder than slide puzzles. I think people just push the buttons without even thinking, I've seen several streamers fucking up slide puzzles when they are 2 steps away from solving it.
>>317971837
>Fuck knows
had the notepad ready to write down the secret and everything, familia
>>317955767
>I actually wrote down the letters from the plaques
>spelled out possible words
>I get down there
>Valentine just says out loud "I figured it out! It's *PASSWORD*"
Fuck you Bethesda.
>>317967743
That is what they want you to think.
>>317972009
If this is true this is hilarious
>>317972009
>I actually wrote down the letters from the plaques
>spelled out possible words
>words
Why didn't you just put them in number order? Valentinje knew you were retarded and saved you the trouble
>>317967841
On 2-3 occasions people say that "the railroad is even more of a mystery than the institute"
The first time you walk down Nick Valentine's street in Diamond City, two people ALWAYS have a conversation that says:
>Doesn't the institute have any enemies?
>You mean the railroad? They're just a fairy tale
BoS Lancer Captain calls them secret
The doctor at the dream den calls them hidden and won't tell you where they are when you need their help
The railroad recruitment tape says "you can't find us - we'll find you"
>>317972009
>Using Valentine over Piper
anon pls
>>317972004
It's been posted in the thread twice now anon. You only need 6 spaces to move around any two pieces.
>>317972472
I'm having a hard time understanding that abstract concept/wording. I'll google it and shit, thank you though I am retarded as fuck
>>317971110
What game is this?
>Knights of the Temple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE5HJPEjSW0
Skip to 1:50 to get at the part with the puzzle. Turning those discs so many times to align the cracks was fucking painful.
>>317972696
Literally solve any slide puzzle in that order. That is all. It doesn't matter how many rows or columns there are, just do one row at a time until there are two left and then do left to right until there are 6 left, then solve those six, there is enough space to rearrange them however you want without touching anything else.
>>317955767
Bioshock 1's hacking puzzle was great.
>>317958243
This desu
>>317967807
I didn't play Oblivion.
What's the story with the ring?
>>317972904
Oh shit
>>317971408
Who goes first?
>>317958179
You do know you can beat this puzzle by flashing your breasts at the temple right? You have to click a really specific pixel to trigger it.
>>317955904
>>317956342
Let's talk about the claws for a second
so the doors are a combination lock and a key for added security, but the combination is on the key anyway, so anybody with the key could already open the door, so what is the point of the combination anyway?
>>317968385
CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES
>>317967807
>You sound like that retarded Dishonored tester who didn't go upstairs because a guard told him not to
Holy fuck, that is hilarious. True?
>>317955904
>impossible
nigger, there's only 27 combinations
even by guessing until you get it right, you can get it within 10 minutes
even as a meme, this is a shit contribution
>>317972009
>the password is password
ok, that's it, i'm fucking done.
I thought the claw "puzzle" was the dumbest shit ever with the combination on the key you need anyway rendering it pointless, but this is legit retarded. Think about the level of intelligence they expect from their average player, that's just fucking insulting
>>317973501
To make you feel stupid because you had the solution in your hand but were too stupid to figure it out
>>317958243
The worst Layton puzzles are almost always the trick ones.
The last game had some really terrible ones Can't remember it exactly but it asked something like "how may stars on this flag", was hard enough finding all the stars, then you got it wrong. Why? because you needed to double it for the stars on the other side of the flag DUH.
If you do 'trick' questions you've got to make sure you save it for puzzles that are clearly not the 'obvious' answer or are otherwise impossbile to solve otherwise you spend the whole game not knowing if you're solving a logic puzzle or a trick one.
>>317972904
thanks man
>>317973430
Yeah yeah great shitpost anon.
>MFW ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE
https://youtu.be/chg9t4bCvB8
>>317972298
Piper is literally a pile of fucking dogshit as a character.
I try to really be nice and see how people can enjoy lots of different things, but, you're a bad person if you like piper.
>>317973838
Dude
>>317973758
no, stop this meme and be serious for a second, take yourself out of the meta and look at it from an in game perspective.
>let's have both a combination lock and a key needed for entry!
>great idea, that's much more secure than just a magical key!
>and we'll write the code on the key! so we can't forget it!
>but... why have the code at all? why not just have the key then?
>uhh... because i already made it without thinking about it?
>TODDISUS! YOU ARE THE WORST MAGE EVER!
>>317973068
Basically guy sends you to get the ring, ring was on dead body or something and weights a lot, you die because you are slow and can't get out of the trap.
>>317973625
Yes
>>317974031
>stop this meme
This word has no meaning.
I remember getting stuck on Prof. Layton and the Curious Village at the end of the game.
In the end I used Gamefaqs.
At least I breezed through Diabolical Box and Unwound Future, and I still have to play the fourth game.
>>317973838
WOAH RASH THANKS FOR THE BEWBS
BODACIOUS
>>317974031
Basically, they wanted an excuse to make it necessary to examine items for a solution.
Pretty much state that outright in the e3 trailer for skyrim.
>>317967662
this one had me fucked up for like 5 minutes
>>317973796
but the star on the other side are litteraly the same stars
what a bullshit
>>317973838
>>317973838
Boobs end up literally saving Phoenix Wright as well
>>317956631
When?
It's been a long ass time since I've played skyrim so I'll believe you if you can prove it.
>playing Kotor
>Hanoi tower puzzle
>Years later, playing Mass Effect 3
>Hanoi tower puzzle again
Fucking BioWare.
>>317974031
The locks aren't meant to keep unwanted visitors out ya dummy
>>317958663
switch SJW and Neo /v/ and look at it again
>>317974031
There's a journal literally IN the dungeon that explains the key
>>317971408
Easy, just start working with a smaller number. The winning move is to leave 1 number so your opponent has to take it and lose. This means that if there are 1-11 numbers left on your turn, you win. This means that 12 is a bad number as your option is to leave your opponent with the winning move. From here the good options are to force your opponent to 12 as it is a automatic lose. This means that up to 22 is winning moves to start with, you can always reduce your opponent to 12. Now 23 is a shitty place again as your only move is to leave your opponent with 13-22, which are winning moves. 24 is again a good spot to be, you can take one away and give your opponent a automatic loss if you play correctly. This goes up to 33, 34 is bad, 35-44 is good, 45 bad, 46-55 is good. At this point you must have noticed the pattern: 11*n+1 is bad, others are good. If the game starts at 50 it means that the one who goes first wins.
>>317973838
Fucking triggered, delete this?
>>317974694
Unavoidable enemy, that has claw, has diary that tells the solution.
>>317955767
Fuck this place
>>317963810
what a great gaeme
too bad the series got raped by literal faggots with a social agenda and greedy developers
>>317964017
3pic neo-/v/ memepinion dipshit, did you even play it?
>>317965251
I was a literal child when this came out, I was too stupid to find or understand any secrets. I eventually solved it with some method I read about online.
>>317975115
Got a name or a wiki entry or something?
Not doubting you I just want to see what the diary says.
>>317974930
>>317974930
>There's a journal literally IN the dungeon that explains the key
that would be ok if you had to examine clues and work it out, or find the combo somewhere
>>317974421
>Basically, they wanted an excuse to make it necessary to examine items for a solution.
that would also be ok, if it wasn't the key istelf that had the code on it
>>317974826
then what the literal fucking point is a lock for?
>>317975115
>My fingers are trembling. The Golden Claw is finally in my hands, and with it, the power of the ancient Nordic heroes. That fool Lucan Valerius had no idea that his favorite store decoration was actually the key to Bleak Falls Barrow.
>Now I just need to get to the Hall of Stories and unlock the door. The legend says there is a test that the Nords put in place to keep the unworthy away, but that "When you have the golden claw, the solution is in the palm of your hands."
I assume
>"When you have the golden claw, the solution is in the palm of your hands."
Nah man, that's way too fucking vague.
It doesn't tell you to go into your inventory and look around the item.
It gives no indication that's even a possible implementation into the game.
>>317972907
Once or twice, I've gotten hacking games that were literally impossible to solve, because the "Exit" pipe was completely blocked off.
>>317975642
Then you have actually found one of the
>Impossible puzzles
Congrats senpai.
>>317975545
Please stop.
>>317975385
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Arvel's_Journal?file=Arvel's_Journal_pg1%2B2.png
>>317975385
In the temple you're supposed to go through to get the main storyline started and become dragonborn, the path is blocked by an elf trapped in spiderweb.
Skyrim being amazingly written, you character automatically knows he has a claw and asks about it.
He feigns to be an ally then bolts the fuck out with it once you free him.
Chances are Draugr or a trap will stop him permanently shortly after.
On his corpse, you'll find a journal that details the claw.
Of course, if you decided to postpone the main quest line, didn't find his body because a trap sent it flying in a corner or just didn't read or pick up his journal, you will have no clue what to do at those doors.
>>317972750
Infinifactory.
>>317971110
That was some shit.
>>317972750
Infinifactory, basically SpaceChem except in 3D.
You basically take a configurement of blocks (the input) and turn it into another configurement of blocks (the output).
In order to do that you have to make "factories" that move the blocks from point A to point B, using various components like conveyor belts, fusers, sensors, pushers, lasers, etc.
For example for the puzzle in >>317971110 , you'd want to use a laser to destroy the worthless center column and free the blue blocks, fuse the blue blocks together into new columns, and then fuse those blue columns unto the grey base (which comes from another input not shown in the screenshot).
Every puzzle has a shitton of solutions, some of which are more efficient than others. As the game progresses the puzzles become more and more complex and mindboggling. I haven't even finished the game yet, I'm still stuck.
What are some good puzzle games like Myst, Lighthouse, and Riven? Specifically of the point-and-click variety.
I want games that make me have to jot shit down and keep notes, but any "modern" puzzle games are just simple things like matching shapes to get them to fit into something.
>>317956461
>>317970978
>decide to do one more quest before I head off
>already at Seer's, remember that Elemental Workshop I and II were short and sweet
>decide to do the third one thinking it will be the same
>my face an hour later
It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't take so fucking long to solve. Even with a guide it still took me over an hour, I don't even want to imagine what it must've been like on release. I'd rather replay One Small Favour a couple times than do that fucking puzzle again.
Been a while since I played, I don't remember if this was the hard one or not
>>317975495
> then what the literal fucking point is a lock for?
To keep the Draugs in. It's isn't really a puzzle but to make sure that whoever is using the door is sentient. It's literary to make sure braindead things can't get in or out.
>>317966147
My nigga
![A09CEF2C07BE9DEB93011A8CA72BED51080C65A9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VAeZx4d.jpg "A09CEF2C07BE9DEB93011A8CA72BED51080C65A9[1]")
>>317964283
Okami is piss easy but that fucking guy made me want to break my controller
>>317976676
I still can't get past the lurker in the depths.
>>317975697
>DMD
>have to land exactly on the last field or else it goes backwards
FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKK
>>134014301
>>317975860
>Please stop
>The link is the exact text copied here
What?
>>317975952
The text the journal has written doesn't really give any indication that the game has an item overview feature though.
It just hints that the key is the way through the door.. which well... it's a key.
>>317966897
That fucking zelda puzzle
>>317976358
Nothing like making Bethesda customers admit to literally being less intelligent than a zombie.
>>317966897
>Doing this from emulation
Holy shit, it was 3 times worse.
>>317955767
Very difficult
Guize help
What do?
>>317968620
>you should stop being bad at being a reasonable human
Those puzzles are about logical reasoning, you dumbfuck
Every other level, fuckinghell
push sofia
Little me without internet spent DAYS trying to figure this out.
>>317978235
>SWTOR puzzles
>impossible
>>317978021
EZPZ
1-2-1-6 = -8
Find a way to enter that.
>>317955904
There's a dungeon in skyrim which actually has a hard puzzle or whatever the fuck you wanna put it as.
>go into dungeon
>stay stuck in room with 4 levers
>no text,no hints, no stories, no notes on dead bodies,
>turning a lever opens a hidden room within the room that has nothing but another lever
>turn lever within hidden room, but it does nothing.
MFW
Not this level exactly, one that cover up most of the map and with 3 pairs of eyes. like 500 movements to end the puzzle and you couldnt take one wrong turn, not even once.
I don't think that many people played that far into the game tbhfam
>>317966640
Not if you eliminate obviously incorrect codes heuristically
So 000-099 are out, 100 200 300 etc, and several other odd all numbers like 420 666 343.
Assuming you're working on a keyboard, yeah you could do a few hundred inputs in 30 minutes by just inputting random numbers with few repeats
Remember this?
>>317961576
I did that quest. I was foaming at the mouth. Monkey Island one was also a fuckign pain, especialy since EVERYWHERE YOU GO YOU GET POISONED FUCK THIS
>>317955767
>This is a modern game
>Im sure i dont have to take note of every letter
>Im sure the numbers will be in the quest log
>They re not
>Ended up looking it online
>>317979785
I looked it up too, although I feel it was justified.
>Follow freedom trail the wrong way, end up at the park
>Protectron historian comes out and starts talking about boston history
>Think this is a pretty neat quest, getting the next clue from this history lecture and that
>Random raider wanders by and annoysSwan
>Protectron gets destroyed bySwanin the ensuing battle
>Assume I can't get the hint now, look up solution online
>>317978279
might get if on sale
is it on sale now?
>>317955767
>>317955767
>>317955767
Divinity OS
People were bitching because they couldn't pay attention.
>>317975150
That puzzle was easy as fuck though
>>317976182
>>317976112
Thanks.
Sounds interesting.
>>317962163
>the time freeze break the pots puzzle
Nigger, that was clearly hinted.
I agree on the other two, though.
>>317985379
ALTHOUGH the room of gems is almost perfectly solvable with all the info you get from the tablets and that weighing thing in the Mausoleum. It still involves some trial and error because you don't know the weigh of too gems (if I recall correctly), though. Kind of dicks.
Good luck and hope you've got a few hours.
Alundra Ice/Fire Pillar Puzzles (not the one in the image though that one is kind shit too)
Man the ice pillar puzzle wasn't bad, but at the end of the game you do another fire/ice pillar puzzle and it's like on another level. What the fuck.
>>317976268
>about to post
>duplicate file exists
That's the hard one.
>pic very related
A couple block puzzles in this game were fucking awful.
>>317981372
It was a month or two ago.
It might be cheap somewhere tomorrow, though.
>>317969329
There's a website that solves all of these for you.
I was just about to post the "left or right" questions from the quiz terminals, though.
>>317985497
It IS perfectly solvable because there's like 5 different tablets that give you the answer BUT the said tablets are scattered throughout the ENTIRE ruins. Meaning you might come across a tablet early on that talks about gems and have no fucking idea what its talking about.
>>317956960
Oh god this. It was completely unfathomable for me as a 10-year-old. I remember paying my friend 5$ to sit there all day and push buttons at random and he actually did it the absolute madman.
>>317962434
It's the same thing.
>>317963810
>The console version is dumbed down so the bridge stays up even if you movee off the panel, as long as you press them in the correct order.
>>317985632
What was this game called again, I remember playing it a long time ago.
>>317969162
I feel a great shame in having looked up hints for the last 3 stars (A4, B4, C4) but from what I remember it's because they were esoteric bullshit.
The only thing I'm having trouble with now is the DLC puzzles.
I don't think they fall in this thread because they're not as obtuse as these puzzles are.
Talos is difficult, but doable. It takes thinking, and more than "see the puzzle pattern and apply it 500 times".
Gorky Zero: Beyond Honor
Code is a sound record of boops made by keys. There is also gas next to console that will kill you after few tries.
Yes this is a picture for ants, but fuck that duck
Grimrock 2 is basically dickass puzzles: the game with special musical guests "GIANT RAPE SPIDERS"
>>317979785
>>317980167
seriously guys?
>>317955767
You bait here, but try this shit in power armor with a red tactical spotlight. You can't even tell there's a point to line up the letters. At least now I have the bright spotlight. That shit is daylight>>317955767
>>317968848
I legitimately got stuck on the first one, I think what happened was I accidentally breezed through the tutorial and I couldn't figure out how to pick up the spheres, or something like that
>>317986840
Nothing could be worse than the crabs in Grimrock 1.
>>317987443
Not that anon and I just started Grimrock 1.
Didn't find any crabs yet, currently went 3 floors down. However there is this one fucking room with the fucking Giant spiders and they are just ridiculous.
I hope you're joking about the crabs.
>>317987734
I'm not joking anon.
Prepare your party's anuses.
>>317987868
My party already died from poison. I really suck at Grimrock. I can't get used to the controls and keep left clicking on my weapons instead of right clicking.
Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead —
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.
Ah, you're too meek —
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer —
and so happy, it hurts.
I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.
Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.
I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.
And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.
How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?
You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.
As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.
Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.
I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.
And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.
Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie —
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.
Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me — I wouldn't care.
As you wish, you may destroy me
— I wouldn't care.
>>317986154
Fair point. You really gotta get used to saving cryptic texts early on. Aren't all the gem tablets in the ancient language, though? So I THINK it should be marked as unread. But that would mean you'd have to go through most of the fucking ruins looking for that one tablet you weren't able to read before.
>>317956342
Was literally impossible on the PC version without a controller on release. Middle-mouse didn't work for rotation.
>>317957906
Relaxing isn´t the opposite of thinking, though.
And to be honest, for these people it isn´t their work either, most likely.
>can't hear music down the hall even though it says you can
>song has two layers to it, but it only uses one
>I am tone deaf
>>317956342
Problem is there was literally no indication the game that you could actually go into your inventory and rotate the items.
I played it a long time ago when the game just came out and there was literally nothing suggesting you could take a closer look on an item in your inventory.
>>317990145
What gaem?
HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING
>>317977437
>right click
>Congratulations
>>317990483
Cave Story
This whole game
>>317957663
>Implying that either series is difficult
git gud
>>317990639
>zelda dungeons
>not linear as shit
Look at this fucking casual.
They straight up give you totally different symbols for the numbers
In order to look at the numbers again you have to go through 5 menus then interact with the door again
...to this fucking day I still haven't beaten Riven.
>>317963606
The sequels fucking suck though.
>>317993749
Take notes, you dingaling.
>>317957789
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that puzzle.
>>317956367
>>317957393
>>317958138
>>317986838
>>317993749
>>317996073
My brothers from another mother.
this one takes the cake
>>317991429
I think you replied to the wrong person
or just retarded
Fucking impossible.
I have yet to hear of a single person who solved this without a guide.
I know I fuckind didn't.
>>317959327
me and i know most people here know how to solve most puzzles in games.
But this little fucker , i just can't not becouse i dont now how is done , but becouse the second i see it i rage and can't think anymore
>>317955767
>Got here
>Thought the game would just save the code as I collected
>Surprised it didn't hold my hand this time
>Pick random letters
>Pick 'R'
>Correct
"Oh, Railroad, duh"
And that was my experience with this puzzle
>>317997161
Well whoever wrote the first guide had to have done it without a guide
I was stuck on this puzzle for ages as a kid
>>317966968
>writing them all down
>not brute forcing it by taking it a hundred times until you got it right
Get on my level
>>317955904
Medium kek
>>317973501
Maybe so dull witted creatures who are capable of using tools and frequent caves, like draugr or goblins, are unable to stick the key in the door or something.
>>317997342
Not necessarily. I don't know if it's the case, but there could be an official guidewritten by the developers sold in Japan or something that had the solution to it that the other buide-writers just copied.
>>317997161
When I did that puzzle I was playing with friends, and another dude was controlling first. He ended up getting frustrated due to everybody trying to help and went outside to cool off along with other two, so I solved it all alone in the silence.
The worst part is that you don't get anything good for solving the damn thing. No good gear, or cool boss. Just a discovery.
>>317960909
Fuck yeah, Secret of Atlantis.
>>317956627
>>317956627
>>317956627
>>317956627
>>317956627
winner, came in the thread just to ctrl + F it
I dare you fags to find something worse
>>317963227
>he flew
I wish I knew the expression that's a mixture of disbelief and laughter, because that's what I felt.
Not much of a puzzle, but it took me forever to find that last bomb after I killed Fatman.
>>317977905
was just gonna post this shit. after an hour i eventually gave up and looked online
"In here is a tragedy---
art thou player or audience?
Be as it may, the end doth remain:
all go on only toward death.
The first words at thy left hand:
a false lunacy, a madly dancing man.
Hearing unhearable words, drawn
to a beloved's grave---and there,
mayhap, true madness at last.
As did this one, playing at death,
find true death at the last.
Killing a nameless lover, she
pierced a heart rent by sorrow.
Doth lie invite truth?
Doth verity but wear the
mask of falsehood?
Ah, thou pitiful, thou
miserable ones!
Still amidst lies, though the end cometh not,
wherefore yearn for death?
Wilt thou attend to thy beloved?
Truth and lies, life and death:
a game of turning white to black
and black to white.
Is not a silence brimming with
love more precious than flattery?
A peaceful slumber preferred to
a throne besmirched with blood?
One vengeful man
spilled blood for two;
Two youths shed tears for three;
Three witches disappeared thusly;
And only the four keys remain.
Ah, but verily...
In here is a tragedy---
art thou player or audience?
There is nothing which cannot
become a puppet of fate or an
onlooker, peering into the cage."
>>317959958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw
It's not that hard to figure out what to do, but it's hard to figure out when to do it.
Fuck what that review said, this shit was excellent.
>>317988983
I was about to post this
That puzzle was impossible
>>317998378
>Tumblr filenamewas that on purpose?
>>317967153
What happened to that guy's jaw?
>>317981372
Sells used on Amazon for 10 USD. Bite if you are at all interested--deeply flawed game that has moments quite unlike anything else you will play. Multiplayer is also fun if completely unsung.
>>318000630
>hating tumblr
Sure is stormfront in here
>>317956361
....ok I'm curious about the image you posted..
>>318000630It's meant for filename threads
>>318001319
not hating, just thought it was a joke on the whole tumblr nose thing
>>317956627
>ME PART 2
>MONKEY MADNESS TUNNEL OF UNDEAD
>RUNECRAFTING GRINDING
>BEING PKED DOING CLUE SCROLLS IN WILDY
>>317998378
>>318001850
>nottumblr_mszrpb50f71y7r0113d_250.jpg
>>317997479
I did it too anon
the struggle was real
What's the answer?
>>318006078
There are 9 people between them, so add one of those to those 9 and you get half the circle, so the total is 20.
stupid. after the middle of a gunfight you seriously thing the next good idea is to make a player figure out he needs a bunch of bricks?
>>317955904
Ok I know that this is has been a long time meme but there was this one time when one of these doors was actually fucking bugged. The door literally could not open. The puzzle combination was perfect. After the "correct" combo didn't work I literally tried every combination possible and it wouldn't open. It wasn't just some random dungeon either, it was a pretty important one. I dropped the game then and there and then a few months later when I felt like playing again I opened the door and moved on.
>>318006078
1 or 4. the positions are never defined outside of being evenly spaced, or if a person is in each position, merely that "each sith lord IN ATTENDANCE, must be evenly spaced in a perfect circle". it could have either 20, or 2. the 2 works as long as the attending siths are evenly spaced, and if theres only 2, it would be directly opposite
This fucking code
>>318006708
had simus been in any other spot, it would deffo be that other guys 20 response, or 4.
>>317963459
What's this from?
>>317957029
Isn't this particular one
>slide one into the center
>shuffle everything else clockwise / anti clockwise till it clicks
?
Haven't played for ages though, might be wrong
>>317970758
>literally came here to post this
>but about how it was only hard when i was 10
nigga, theres that 6 square strategy thing. use it. rotate the six squares on the left in a counter clockwise or clockwise direction, and slip in the squares on the right when they fit appropriately on the left side. just circle and pull in and out squares as needed. suppppper easy.
The entire last 3rd of Lolo 2 (Japan)
>thought American's were too stupid
>made an entirely new set of puzzles for the US version
>tfw they were right
This is absolutely the hardest puzzle game ever made. Rivaled only by SpaceChem.
we should download this and make impossible levels on /v/ sometime
>>317973796
Layton has some seriously shit puzzles. Dunno if it's a translation fuck up or what but some of those have blatantly incomplete directions unless you spend the first hint coin to get the 2nd half.
>>318007792
you know when your working clay on one of them spinning wheel things and it gets all gooey and slurry when you add water
>>317973501
The tombs aren't meant to keep people out, anon, they're meant to keep something in...
I actually cannot go into how bullshit Wizardry is right now or I'll get mad
Imagine a game that can be beaten but only if you never have bad luck and you get every good roll ever, that's basically the story
I just looked at a guide for the puzzles in the second half of Vagrant Story.
Ain't no one got time for that shit.
>>317957161
People like you are ruining RPG genre
>>318008617
here's just a hint of how bullshit this game is from wikipedia
>The game's lack of an automap feature, which had not been invented at the time of its release, practically forces the player to draw the map for each level on graph paper (included in the box) as he walks through the 20x20 dungeon maze,[7][5] step by step – failing to do this often results in becoming permanently lost, as there are many locations in the maze that have a permanent "Darkness" spell upon the square (making the player walk blindly) or a "Teleport" spell sending the player to a new location
other shit includes monsters that can kill your entire party in one turn from full health (at any point in the game whatsoever). If this happens you are technically dead.
>>317991006
Fuck.
That world would be great for a new adventure game.
>>318008863
let's be real, that's the only time that listening/reading anything in Skyrim is ever necessary
>>318008970
Jesus why did people play this and also it makes sense why it inspired King's Field.
>>317989780
Not true. Least, if it is true, I figured out the puzzle anyways, as I sovled this puzzle day 1.
Most of the puzzles in this expansion were garbage.
>>317997449
>posting this and not the turning-on-the-radio puzzle
>>317978393
Yep i think me and my sister printed out a whole walkthrough of this because the internet was so bad back then. Still could not solve the damn bull puzzle.
>>317955767
> Follow the red trail
> Each plaque has a letter and a number circled
> Think to my self I need yo remember these letters and numbers
> Get to the puzzle but can figur what the number have to do with anything
> THE ANSWER IS RAILROAD THE MOST OBVIOUS, UNINSPIRED ANSWER POSSIBLE
> The numbers had nothing to do with anything
Ok.
>>318009347
it was literally the first rpg, it was mind blowing that you could have this epic dungeon adventure, nothing remotely like it existed until the ultima games came out a few years later
>>317990483
Men at Work - Down Under
>>318009863
the numbers are the position of the letters in the puzzle numbnuts
holy shit you gotta be extra dense not to see that
>got stuck for 30 minutes because i was aligning the letters with the left arrow on the plaque instead of the "up" arrow
ayyy
>>317962721
w-wuh ohw
>>317962721
I went to go look it up and 122 is the number before you flip, when you flip she marks it down with chalk as 123 now. Kind of loses some meaning
The portraits don't tell you the order, even in REmaster. I watched a video of a speedrun at some point a decade ago to get past that part of my life.
>>318008970
Drawing your own map used to be part of the fun
>>318009224
yeah except you gain skill points from reading certain books, get clues to puzzles, get clues to treasure locations and get locational backstory or lore.
>>318013693
>you gain skill points from reading certain books
From opening the book and mashing to the last page, not reading.
>get clues to puzzles, get clues to treasure locations
Which get marked on my map because casuals.
>get locational backstory or lore.
World sucks, who cares?
>>318013843
Defend your illiteracy any which way you like lad, I'm not judging you.
>>318013972
I'm arguing about not having to read, not that I can't. Maybe you should learn to read eh?
>>317963502
>fills me with hope that there are still some actual oldfags around.
>PS1
>oldfags
You're young'uns to me, whelp.
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