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Oh shit nigger, it's that time again. We're gonna play the incredibly complex and astounding game of politics in the United States.
Last time, we tried leading Donald Trump to be the new US President and we got stumped by Hillary Clinton.
Clearly, Trump isn't enough to save us. This time, we're gonna create our OWN politician to become the new President. Let's get this shit started.
Once again, Normal difficulty (despite the fact it defaults to Easy), normal funds and the shortest length, 21 weeks.
Here it is, the custom character creator. We're about to make our dream politician here. Let's start by deciding his first and last name.
>>317907243
Eagle Virgin
>>317907243
Balls Mahone
>>317907243
Josh Feuerstein
>>317907243
The Cleanser
>>317907243
Ben Garrison
>>317907243
Nygaard MacMoney
>>317907243
Senator Armstrong
>>317907997
Oooh, I like this
>>317907997
What cruel parent names their kid "Senator" for a first name? What if he ends up being a plumber or something?
>>317907243
Varg Vikernes
>>317907997
this
>>317907243
Locke Dickson
a name you can trust
Billy kimber
>>317907243
Pol Ack
>>317907243
How about "Adolf Hitler"
Pretty original,I know. Might sound weird but I think it'd fit.
>>317907997
This
>>317907997
Well, alright, considering there are two other posts that want this and considering I also like it. "Senator Armstrong" it is.
What do you think of his appearance? There aren't that many options in the editor, but I think I did good old Armstrong justice.
>>317909471
>Armstrong
>democrat
You best be switching that party affiliation over to republican.
>>317909471
kek good job
>>317909575
Time to wipe these memes from the face of the Earth
>>317909575
>>317909471
I like it but why is he a Democrat?
>>317909703
>>317909939
Of course not. I have changed his stance to Republican and his Home State to Texas to fit in the real Armstrong.
Now is the time for us to decide his statistics. I am gonna give a short explanation for them, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, so read carefully:
>Stamina
This determines how many STAMINA POINTS your candidate has, allowing for more actions per turn
>Money
This determines your candidate's INITIAL FUNDS
>Fund Raising Ability
This determines how much money your candidate brings in when FUNDRAISING
>Charisma
Charisma increases the effectiveness of SPEECHES and ADS
>Appearance
Appearance increases the effectiveness of INTERVIEW appearances
>Credibility
Credibility increases the effectiveness of your NEGATIVE ADS, and decreases the effects of NEGATIVE ADS your opponent makes
>Experience
Experience makes it easier to win ENDORSEMENTS by decreasing their POLITICAL CAPITAL cost
>Intelligence
Intelligence increases the responses available during an INTERVIEW
>Media Bias
This issue determines how much the press likes your candidate which can sway independent voters
>Minority Appeal
Minority Appeal increases the amount of AWARENESS generated by Campaign HQ's in areas with a large minority demographic
>Religious
Religious Appeal increases the amount of AWARENESS generated by Campaign HQ's in areas with large religious demographics
So here's how this works. You give all of the above statistics a number between 1 and 5, where they represent the following:
1) Useless, do not put any points into this
2) Eh, put some
3) He should be okay at this
4) He's good at this
5) Extremely important, put as much as you can on him
>>317910743
Stamina: 5
Money: 3
Fund Raising Ability: 4
Charisma: 5
Appearance: 2
Credibility: 5
Experience: 2
Intelligence: 5
Media Bias: 5
Minority Appeal: 1
Religious: 3
>>317910743
Give him lots of Stamina, Fund Raising, Charisma, Credibility and Experience
I don't care about the rest
>>317910743
Max out Charisma
>>317910743
Was Armstrong actually from Texas or did he just go to school there? Because he was the senator for Colorado, which means he had to have residence there.
>>317910743
Stamina: 3
Money: 3
Fund Raising Ability: 3
Charisma: 5
Appearance: 5
Credibility: 5
Experience: 5
Intelligence: 3
Media Bias: 1
Minority Appeal: 1
Religious: 1
>>317911126
I don't know, the MGR wiki said he was born in Texas, so I assumed he was from there. But if he was a senator from Colorado, then maybe I should move his Home State to Colorado. I believe that's where the player starts in the game.
>>317910743
Charisma and Credibility are a must, which means we must have lots of money and fund raising too
>>317910743
You got your answers, OP, let's not keep Hillary waiting.
>>317910939
>>317911048
>>317911060
>>317911185
>>317912019
Alright, mixing all of these, here's how he looks.
Last step of Character Creation:
I am gonna give you a list of subjects, you can pick FOUR of these. From the four you pick, tell me if Armstrong is for or against the subject.
#BlackLivesMatter
A Strong Millitary
Abortion Rights
Addressing Climate Change
Big Government
Coal Mining
Common Core
Confederate Flag
Deficit Reduction
Drone Warfare
Drought Assistance
Ending Human Trafficking
EU Refugee Crisis
Farm Subsidies
Fighting ISIS
Fixing Infrastructure
Fixing Obesity Crisis
Gay Marriage
Genetically Modified Organisms
Green Jobs
Gun Rights
Higher Minimum Wage
Hillary's Emails
Iranian Nuclear Deal
Keystone XL Pipeline
Law Enforcement
Legalizing Marijuana
More Money for Education
Net Neutrality
NSA Surveillance
Outsourcing of Jobs
Reducing Unemployment
Religious Freedom
Repeal ObamaCare
Russia's Military Flexing
Saving the Bees
Secure the Borders
Social Security
State Unions
Student Loan Reform
Supporting Israel
Tax Cuts
The Environment
The War on Terror
Traditional Values (Means you're against Gay Marriage and Abortion if you support it)
Video Game Violence
Wall Street Regulation
War on Drugs
>>317912870
FOR:
A Strong Military
Fighting ISIS
The War on Terror
AGAINST:
Russia's Military Flexing
>>317912870
Fighting ISIS - For
Gun Rights - For
The War on Terror - ForVideo Game Violence - For
>>317912870
FOR:
A Strong Millitary
Gun Rights
Drone Warfare
AGAINST:
Iranian Nuclear Deal
>>317912870
FOR:
Drone Warfare
Outsourcing of Jobs
AGAINST:
Deficit Reduction
Reducing Unemployment
Let's create the unpopular candidate ever.
>>317912870
FOR
Genetically modified organisms
Big government
Confederate flag
Against
Video game violence
>>317912870
FOR:
Gun Rights
Outsourcing of Jobs
AGAINST:
State Unions
Supporting Israel
>>317913517
>Against Supporting Israel
>Making your hate of Jews known
Literally game throwing.
>>317912870
FOR:
Big Government
Drone Warfare
Genetically Modified Organisms
Outsourcing of Jobs
>>317912870
FOR
A strong military
Fighting ISIS
Gun Rights
AGAINST
Social Security
>brother and I played the original 2004 game
>even when I was 10 I got Texas voting for Kerry
I sure hope they rebalanced it.
>>317913039
>>317913195
>>317913370
>>317913378
>>317913404
>>317913517
>>317913734
>>317913741
Alright, it's decided
Armstrong is for A Strong Millitary, Drone Warfare, Fighting ISIS and Gun Rights
So, huh, one thing before we go through with this. Should he be from Texas or Colorado? I'm not sure to be honest.
>>317914280
Colorado. That's the state he was a Senator for.
>>317914280
Colorado, but focus on there and Texas in the actual election.
>>317914306
>>317914364
Alright.
We're facing Hillary. She may have beat Trump, but she ain't beating us.
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together... Okay, three, two, one, let's jam.
>>317914548
Get hype
>>317912870
Fuck Russia
Fuck Isis
Fuck Iran
Pro Army
>>317914648
In Trump vs Hillary the numbers were different. Are they random?
Alright, the first turn begins.
Hillary went to Commiefornia and built an Outreach center there, then she went to Texas, our territory, and built a Campaign Headquarters there just to spite us.
She now earns 20k dollars and 1 PR Clout a week. She only needs 8 .
Meanwhile, we're starting in Colorado, we have a HQ there which gives us 10k a week. As you can see we are winning here 48 to 41
We have 3,500,000 dollars and 15 Stamina.
A few questions to decide our moves on the first week
1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
2) What state(s) do we start fighting for?
3) And how? Ads? (Cost only 3 stamina but are costly in money, take some time to get going, can be state-wide or country-wide) Speech? (Costs no money, costs 5 Stamina though)
4) Do we build more HQ's this week? If so, how many? We can build Campaign Headquarters (Give 10k dollars per week), Consulting Offices (Give us 1 Political Capital per week, which can be used to gain special operatives to help us out) or Outreach Centers (Give us 1 PR Clout per week, which can be used to gain endorsements that help our popularity nation-wide)
Make your move, /v/
>>317915314
upgrade HQ and hold a speech
>>317915314
Go to Florida, build outreach center there.
>>317915314
>>1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
Yes, gotta store that Metal Gear somewhere
>2) What state(s) do we start fighting for?
I dunno how American elections work, Florida?
>3) And how? Ads? (Cost only 3 stamina but are costly in money, take some time to get going, can be state-wide or country-wide) Speech? (Costs no money, costs 5 Stamina though)
Speech
>4) Do we build more HQ's this week? If so, how many? We can build Campaign Headquarters (Give 10k dollars per week), Consulting Offices (Give us 1 Political Capital per week, which can be used to gain special operatives to help us out) or Outreach Centers (Give us 1 PR Clout per week, which can be used to gain endorsements that help our popularity nation-wide)
An Outreach center
This is pretty important for strategy so I'm showing it.
The brighter the state, the more valuable it is to win
>>317915314
Upgrade HQ
Build OC
Do some ads, or a speech if making an OC doesn't cost any stamina?
And these are the richest states. Important if you ever want to fundraise. A rich state that is on your side = A way bigger payout
Anyone have the second trump thread?
>>317915674
It got deleted.
>>317915453
>>317915471
>>317915542
>>317915549
Very well, we upgraded our HQ's and went to Florida and built an Outreach Center there.
Because of our excellent stamina, we have the exact amount required for one speech to end this turn. Well played.
Now, onto the speech:
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Social Security (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Supporting Israel (Everyone likes it)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-More Money for Education (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
>>317915314
Start with florida again
>>317915965
HILLARY OPPOSES THE MILITARY
>>317915674
Here you go, friend
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/317826028/#317826028
>>317915965
you favor military
>>317915965
>-Social Security (Everyone likes it)
I Oppose
>-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
Opponent Opposes
>-Supporting Israel (Everyone likes it)
Opponent Opposes
>-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
I Favor
>-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
I favor
>-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
Opponent Favors
>-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
Opponent Opposes
>-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
I Oppose
>-More Money for Education (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
I Oppose
>-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
I Favor
>>317916176
OP here, sorry, I didn't make myself very clear. You can only do a speech about one thing. It's weird like that.
>>317916261
Oh okay, I thought you had to touch every point.
Then say you Favor the military
>>317916261
Favor Military
>>317916073
>>317916359
3% gained. Florida is ours. Suck on that, Shillary.
>>317916443
yee
>>317916443
fuck California
>>317916443
Let's go to Texas.
On to the next turn. Hillary went to Ohio and built an Outreach Center, then she went to Texas and built an Election Headquarter there and upgraded it, that fucking bitch. Texas is still on our grasp, winning 47 to 41, but Hillary is clearly making a move for it.
She's earning 40k dollars and 2 PR clout per week. Clearly playing the long game. Meanwhile we're earning 30K and 1 PR clout per week.
Now, onto some questions for our actions this turn.
1) Do we upgrade our Outreach Center here in Florida to to give us more PR Clout? It costs 500k but it would give us 3 awareness instead of 1, putting us in the lead against Hillary PR wise.
2) Are we done in Florida? Should we start fighting in other states? If so, which ones?
3) How do we keep the fight going? Speeches or Ads?
4) It's also worth noting there is a Political Opportunity in Montana (44 42 our side), landing on that space this turn will lead to an event which may be positive or negative for us. Do we risk it?
Make your move, /v/
>>317917098
Build HQ in Texas
>>317917098
Upgrade OC
Go to Texas
SPEECH
>>317917098
>1) Do we upgrade our Outreach Center here in Florida to to give us more PR Clout? It costs 500k but it would give us 3 awareness instead of 1, putting us in the lead against Hillary PR wise.
Yes
>2) Are we done in Florida? Should we start fighting in other states? If so, which ones?
I'd say yes, go take that bitch out from our turf
>3) How do we keep the fight going? Speeches or Ads?
For now speeches, keep the ads for when we are done building our infrastructure
>4) It's also worth noting there is a Political Opportunity in Montana (44 42 our side), landing on that space this turn will lead to an event which may be positive or negative for us. Do we risk it?
Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jack. Go for it
>>317917185
>>317917206
>>317917296
Alright, mixing these. We didn't get to the opportunity in Montana because the majority seems to agree it's not worth it.
We upgraded our Outreach Center and headed for Texas, as soon as we landed there the space immediately went Red. This is our fucking territory.
We built an HQ there.
Now, it's time for a speech.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Gun Rights (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Abortion Rights (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Secure the Borders (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Wall Street Regulations (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Addressing Climate Change (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317917841
Do something generally positive, say you favor reducing the deficit.
>>317917841
I favor Gun Rights
>>317917841
Favor gun rights
>>317917919
Actually, I change my vote to >>317917914's suggestion
>>317917914
>>317918009
Alright!
3% earned. Fuck you, Shillary. Texas is fucking ours. 52 to 36.
As soon as I skip the turn, this offer comes up.
We only have 3 Intelligence and 2 Appearance, so we aren't very fit to show up in interviews. Still, if we nail it, it would be pretty beneficial to us.
Yes or No?
>>317918281
Do it, Armstrong isn't afraid of being direct.
>>317918281
Nah.
Even in MGR, the Senator isn't the fastest person ever.
Except when he's trying to tackle you.
>>317918281
Go for it senpai
>>317918371
>>317918409
>>317918558
Well, alright. Fuck it, I guess.
Here's how it goes, guys. Get your F5 finger ready, because exactly one minute from this post, a new post will come with a question in the image and the possible answers in my post.
YOU WILL ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS to answer the question from the time the post is made. Also: THERE WILL BE ONE MORE QUESTION IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. You will also only have 30 seconds to answer that question.
It's important we do good here. Fucking up in interviews can do all the difference and give Shillary the win.
GET READY... FINGER ON THE F5 TRIGGER... LET'S GO.
Huuuh, wait a second...
>>317918773
GAS ALL TREES
THEYRE OBVIOUSLY TERRORISTS
Why do we only have an option? Oh god...
>>317918773
SOILED IT
>>317918851
Oh god
We're retarded
>>317918851
WATERSLIDE HYPE
>>317918851
TELL THEM WE PLAYED COLLEGE BALL
>>317918851
What the fuck Steven, get your shit together
>>317918851
Oh god, it's like a low-INT Fallout run
>>317918851
I warned you about the interviews, bro.
>>317918851
That's metal as fuck.
OH GOD! I underestimated just how stupid we were. This is a disaster!PS: I misdirected the answers, this >>317918851 is actually the answer to pic related. The answer to >>317918773 is coming up, that's how stupid we are
>>317918773
NO, ARMSTRONG! NO!!!!!!!
>>317919047
In all fairness, this is something Armstrong would actually say.
>>317919047
OH GOD
WE'RE CLINICALLY RETARDED
>>317919047
>The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
SOON MY DOG OF WAR
We went full Ben Carson, didn't we?
>>317918851
>>317919047
Holy shit, we actually completely nailed roleplaying Armstrong
>>317919047
>>317919139
I think we did great.
>>317919047
>Well I didn't write my own speeches
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>317919260
The absolute madman.
>>317919260
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE
>>317919260
Have we successfully become a meme candidate?
>>317919260
We should challenge Shillary to wrestle for the presidency instead.
>>317919260
At least /pol/ would vote for us.
Is there a torrent for this shit anywhere?
>>317919260
armstrong is the only sane person in the country. of course the population isn't going to approve of him
Well then, that was disastrous. Live and Learn, I guess. See it on the bright side: This challenge will make the victory sweeter. Texas is still in our grasp, they don't give a fuck.
As for Hillary, she made an Ad in Montana and built a HQ in Pennsylvania. She's now at 50K dollars and 2 PR Clout per week. Whereas we are at 40K dollars and 3 PR Clout per week.
Let's strategize for this turn, with the usual questions.
1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
2) Are we done in Texas or do we keep the fight going here? If we're done, which state(s) do we concentrate on?
3) And how do we fight? Speeches, Ads?
4) Any more Base Building? We still don't have a Consulting Office, that might be useful.
>>317919650
1) Upgrade.
2) Go out of Texas. Focus on Ohio or other key swing states.
3) SPEECH
4) No idea what stats which building give, but go for the office.
>>317919650
>1) Do we upgrade our HQ to give us more money? It costs 500k and 4 Stamina but it will give us more money in the long run
DO it
>2) Are we done in Texas or do we keep the fight going here? If we're done, which state(s) do we concentrate on?
I'd say we are done, what's the next most important state?
>3) And how do we fight? Speeches, Ads?
Speech, put that charisma to use
>4) Any more Base Building? We still don't have a Consulting Office, that might be useful.
Build it
>>317919650
Should we concentrate on California?
It would be really cool to nab CA.
As for #3, I'm going to say speeches. Don't go the Jeb Bush route with ads.
>>317919650
It's time to come back strong
Go to Alaska and fight bears after a consulting office
>>317919173
Yup.
>>317919781
I'd say keep Clintonfornia for later
You don't start with the final boss
>>317919260
Goddamnit he started screaming about nanomachines again, didn't he.
>>317919781
Last game we lost because we concentrated exclusively on California (and somehow still lost it in the end)
This is what our map looked like
>>317919751
>4) No idea what stats which building give, but go for the office.
Consulting office gives neat bonuses, like you can hire a guy to increase your popularity or bully Hillary supporters.
>>317907001
Where was the new thread yesterday? I missed it.
>>317919650
We need Ohio or some other swing state. Michigan has 16 votes, Ohio has 18, and Pennsylvania has 20.
Might do us some good to lock things up somewhere.
>>317919854
Oh, well in that case how about we focus on the smaller states?
Start with Oklahoma, and move through all the easy ones to get.
>>317919781
When we were playing as Trump we did exactly that and miserably lost because of it, it's no use trying to beat Commiefornia with a Conservative
>>317919751
>>317919763
>>317919781
>>317919920
>>317919934
Alright then. We upgraded our HQ so now we're getting way more money than Hillary (while also getting more PR Clout)
Next, we moved to Ohio as two of you suggested, we built our nice Consulting Office there. It will be useful to get some operatives going in the long run.
Now, for the speech.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317919941
>it's no use trying to beat Commiefornia with a Conservative
git gud
>>317920225
Favir tax cuts
>>317920225
Hillary hates deficit reduction
>>317920336
This
>>317920225
Favor strong military
opponent favors common core
opponent favors iran deal
opponent opposes strong military
>>317920225
Oppose Iran Nukes
Favor repealing ObamaCare
Favor Military
Oppose Common Core
Oppose Big Government
FavorGays
>>317920336
>>317920371
Alright
3% gained again. We're on a roll. Although overall she's winning 45 to 43
>>317920447
>>317920534
Guys, we can only do one at a time per speech.
>>317920539
Oklahoma speech favoring the military
>>317920539
Time for an ad
>>317920539
ad! ad!
Hillary built an Outreach Center in Massachusetts but she's spreading herself too thin. We're making more money and political capital than her and just as much clout without having to pay nearly as much. And we still have plenty of money to spare.
1) Do we upgrade our Consulting Office? Costs 500 bucks but it would help us out in the long run.
2) Do we keep fighting in Ohio? We're 46 to 42 over here, this could still be within fighting range. Or should we move to other spaces?
3) How do we fight? Ad or Speech?
>>317920891
Yes
Fight in Ohio
Ad
>>317920891
Upgrade then ad in Ohio
>>317920891
TV AD
>>317920891
Iowa
>>317920891
More Ohio.
Speech for Deficit Reduction.
>>317920891
Yes and yes
Ad
Alright, time for our first ad. A quick explanation on the difference between Ground Game and TV ads.
Ground Game is way less expensive (costs only 50k to start and 3k to maintain each week) but it only works on the state it's in.
TV costs way more (450k to start and 30k to maintain each week), however, not only does it have triple the effect on the state the ad is in, it also has double the effect on the entire nation, making it for a worthy investment if you got the cash to hand out.
1) Ground Game or TV?
2) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
3) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
-Secure the Borders (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Social Security (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Abortion Rights (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317921276
HILARY LOVES BIG GOVERNMENT
>>317921276
TV Hillary hates the military
>>317921276
TV
Deficit Reduction
>>317921276
TV
I favor Reducing Unemployment (as in turn everyone in cyborgs to fuel the war economy)
>>317921276
TV, fuck ObamaCare
>>317921276
TV, we hate the common core
>>317921352
This
>>317921352
>>317921683
Done. We will probably need to wait a while to see the effects of this. We're starting to bleed money now. Only 188k left.
Now, /v/, to end this turn, we're gonna start moving about and doing some hand shaking and baby hugging.
Tell me the three states we should be concentrating the most on right now. The first in your order is the one we will be fighting for next turn.
1)
2)
3)
>>317921923
Pennsylvania, Virginia, Florida
>>317921923
1) Texas
2)Florida
3) Iowa
>>317921923
1. Texas
2. Ohio
3. California
>>317921923
Nevada
Minnesota
Louisiana
>>317921923
Virginia
Nevada
Florida
>>317922000
This guy knows his shit
>>317922000
>>317922014
>>317922020
>>317922021
Alright, mixing your votes. We went to Nevada first and gained some awareness there. Winning 44 43 over there.
Then we went to Florida, we're winning pretty handily, 49 40.
Lastly, we paid a visit to Texas. This territory is very obviously ours. We're winning 54 to 35. This may not necessarily be a good place to fight for. But it's certainly a very good place to fund our raises if we so desire next turn. It's the second richest state in the States and the richest doesn't like us very much.
>>317922000
Trips confirm
>>317922275
Raise funds
Before we finish this turn, though, we have some good news. Our Outreach Center has paid off and we can now get one of the Red Endorsements.
Here they are listed, as well as what we will loudly exclaim to the entire country when we get their endorsement.
>Christian Confederation
Abortion Rights -5
Religious Freedom +10
>National Foreign Policy Committee
Fighting ISIS +10
Iranian Nuclear Deal -5
>The National Gun Owner's Association
Big Government: -5
Gun Rights: +10
>Tea Party Movement
Big Government: -5
Tax Cuts: +10
>US Chamber of Business
Big Government: -5
Reducing Unemployment: +10
>>317922360
this
>>317922473
Tea Party
>>317922473
Gun Owners
>>317922473
Tea party
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
US chamber of business
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
tea party
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
Guns
>>317922473
Foreign policy, gotta kill those terrorists
>>317922816
>>317922817
Now this is a hivemind if I've ever seen one
>>317922864
Everybody likes Guns, can't be helped
I mean, after all we're true Patriots
>>317922473
Tea party.
Environment? Hahahaha, what a dumb bitch
On to our turn. We're in Texas, the perfect place to Fund Raise.
1) Do we fund raise?
2) If so, how many times? We can fundraise up to 4 times. Each time costs us 3 Stamina.
3) Do we stay to fight here in Texas or do we move on to another State? If so, which one?
4) And how do we fight? Speech or Ads?
>>317923159
Fundraise twice.
Nevada.
>>317923159
Fund raise the shit out of Texas
>>317923159
Fund raise, enough times to leave us with the stamina to do a speech in one of those states where we are close to majority
>>317923317
seconding
>>317907001
A REAL KEKMACHINE 2016
>>317923234
>>317923312
>>317923317
Alright, I fundraised twice so we have enough to make a speech.
I then passed by Pennsylvania. Things aren't looking good there. We're losing 48 to 41.
Then, I went by Minnesota, things are looking even worse there. We're losing 49 to 39.
Lastly, I stopped in Nevada. We can win here. We're drawing 44 to 44, a speech will do us good here.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
>>317923727
Kill the deficit
>>317923727
Repel Obamacare
Favor Strong Military
We really need to work on PA and MN next
>>317923727
I FAVOR THE WAR ECONOMY
It's a means to an end.
>>317923727
Deficit
>>317923727
Favor deficit reduction
anyone know yesterday result?
>>317924178
Hillary won.
>>317924178
We lost. Hard.
>>317923798
>>317923854
>>317923908
3% earned, Nevada is easily ours. Good show.
>>317924178
We tried to convince Commiefornia and lost both there and in the rest
We can now hire a Special Operative to help us out. Which one should we hire?
Here's what each of them do, choose wisely, /v/:
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Speech Writer
Speeches become more effective
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317924379
Intimidator and put him in Philly
>>317924379
Smear Merchant, fuck Hillary in PA theb march in and steal the place
>>317924379
>Speech Writer
Well, I don't write my own speeches.
>>317924379
Speech writer
>>317924379
>>317924427
>>317924438
One of these
>>317924379
I would say Fashion Consultant since we did put a national ad out.
>>317924379
Speech Writer
>>317924512
>>317924536
>>317924591
Our Speeches will get even better now.
Also, we're winning 44 43 overall against Hillary. Let's keep this lead up.
>>317924379
Intimidator, we need to get sundowner
Shit, Hillary with Women on her side. Not good. That move alone made us go from 44-44 to 45-43 her side. We need to catch up.
>>317924982
>women ruining shit again
Even with the Fundraisers, we are only at half a million, and to make matters worse, Hillary seems to be two to three turns ahead of us Endorsement wise. Probably because of her high Experience compared to ours.
This fight just got a lot tougher.
1) What states do we fight for?
2) How? Speeches or Ads?
>>317925131
How's Nevada percentage wise?
>>317925131
Turn Nevada red again with a speech
>>317925272
We have a lead on it but not a lot.
>>317925131
Can you give us the stats for the most important states electorate wise?
>>317925392
Sure. In order of importance.
California we're losing 54 35
Texas we're winning 52 38
New York we're losing 62 28
Florida we're winning 47 43
>>317925302
Alright, what's the speech?
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
>>317925551
you can still get Fornia but NY is already lost
>>317925602
Favor repeal obamacare
>>317925861
Done, 2% gained.
We can still keep fighting here (how) or we move to another state, you choose.
>>317926038
Go to Cali
>>317926038
Ohio
>>317926038
Cali
>>317926038
How's PA looking? Else fight the Commies in Commiefornia
>>317926209
PA is 49 40 for Hilary, not looking good there either.
54 36 for Hillary over here. I doubt we'll be manage to take over California, but maybe we can get some votes here.
Speech, Ads?
>>317926545
Speech
>>317926545
Move to Ohio, Cali is lost
>>317926545
We gotta go either Ohio or PA and kick major ass, all the stops
>>317926670
>>317926735
Ohio it is. We're 47 44 here. Let's have a speech here.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Tax Cuts (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Gay Marriage (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Religious Freedom (Republicans like it, Independents and Democrats don't)
-Big Government (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317926854
oppose big government
>>317926854
I Favor Tax Cuts
>>317926982
This
>>317926982
>>317927258
Alright, Ohio is ours. Pick two states for us to concentrate on in order. The highest placed is the one we stop by to start fight for next turn.
1)
2)
>>317927464
1) Indiana
2) Colorado
>>317927464
1. Florida
2. Colorado
>>317927464
Virginia
Colorado
>>317927464
Virginia
Arizona
>>317927616
>>317927895
Alright.
I passed by Colorado and it turned Red on my arrival. 49 41 for us.
We're now at Virginia and ready to fight for it next turn. 47 42 for Hilary, we can conquer it.
Before we do, let's get another operative.
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317928174
Consultant
>>317928174
fixer
>>317928174
Spin Doctor
>>317928174
Consultant
>>317928575
You dun goofed
Now, we're losing 48 to 42 but there's still hope. What do we do here in Virginia to get them to like us? Speech, Ad? We could build a base but tit'd cost over half our money.
Oh wait, I fucked up. You guys meant consultant, not Fashion Consultant. Not to worry, I went back on the save. This is why I quicksave.
Alright, so, we have a Consultant, he continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing.
Which state will that be?
>>317928989
Cali
>>317928989
Pennsylvania
>>317928989
Commiefornia. We're gonna have to at least try for it.
>>317928989
How did we lose missouri and arkansad? They should be firmly red.
Anyways we need to seize pennsylvania and ohio after
>>317929051
>>317929235
Alright, right now California is at 53 36 for Hillary, I will update each week to see if our Consultant is helping.
In the meantime, on to our ad.
1) Ground Game or TV?
2) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
3) The Issue
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Confederate Flag (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
>>317929373
Favor Confederate flag
>>317929373
Favor Confederate Flag
>>317929373
TV
Favor Strong Millitary
>#blacklivesmatter
This is a joke right?
>>317929437
>>317929539
>>317929542
A TV ad on how we like the Confederate Flag is now airing throughout the nation.
We were really low on funds so I had to go to Texas to get more money. Which state are we fighting for next turn?
Here are the states that are the most aware of us. We will probably want to fight in one that doesn't know much about us yet.
And here are the most important states via electoral vote. We will definitely want to snatch some of these. Hillary has too big a lead on us.
>>317929843
Nab AZ
>>317929843
Virginia
>>317929943
Can you give the stats on New York and California?
>>317930075
New York is 61 29, it's virtually impossible to get it
California is 51 37, I suppose it's possible
>>317930159
Go to Cali and say you love gays.
>>317930159
Fuck it man, let's try to nab California. That would make a huge dent if we managed.
>>317930224
>>317930298
Well, we are now 51 38, so hey, baby steps.
Another operative heading our way. Which one should we get?
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317930404
Smear Merchant
>>317930404
Smear Merchant
>>317930404
smear that bitch
>>317930404
Intimidator on Cali
>>317930404
Smear Merchant
>>317930487
>>317930504
>>317930536
What State we using him on, California?
>>317930604
yes
We're falling in the same pitfall we did when we were maneuvering Trump, guys.
>>317930604
of course
>>317930634
>>317930637
Alright, we're now losing 51 40. Baby steps. Maybe we can do this next turn with some speeches.
Meanwhile, Hillary is ahead of us by two Endorsements. Frustrating.
>>317930604
I'd say Pennsylvania and then march in there and make it Republican again
Here we are. California. 51 to 40 for Clinton. What do we do?
>>317930660
This, we need to focus on gaining more support in the other states.
>>317930816
ADS
>>317930759
Get endorsed by that one organization that opposes ISIS, or the Business Association.
>>317930816
speech
>>317930816
we need Virginia and pa. focus there
I've done calculations using the strategy planner. If we were to theoretically lock in the support of all the gray states, along with all the red states and California, we would win.
However, without California, we would need to gain at least 7 of the states that are currently Blue.
This is not looking good.
>>317930816
Speech
>>317931062
we lost f.am
seize the country via military coup
>>317931062
Where's the Winds of Destruction when you need them?
>>317931062
I have been watching this game, I think /v/ is going to stumped again.
We should have lied more and not have taken that interview.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-The Environment (Everyone likes it)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Iranian Nuclear Deal (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
>>317931264
I favor the environment. It's time to go all out. KISS ALL THE BABIES.
And then make another speech saying you favor Deficit Reduction.
ALL
THE
BABIES
>>317931329
This
>>317931329
>>317931423
Well, we're now losing 49 43. Is there hope?
We don't have the stamina to do more speeches, but we can make an ad. Or should we travel through the gray states to make sure they stay on our side?
Roll back to the save before you did the interview, refuse it and start from there
>>317931264
We've been neglecting our 10 credibility. Screw being the good guy, go full smearmaster.
Hillary wants the deficit as high as it gets.
Hillary hates th environment.
Hillary has phone sex in Arabian with ISIS operatives behind Bill's back.
Hillary censored Xenoblade.
Everything is her fault.
>>317931539
AD TIME
>>317931539
Ground ad to express our love to gays.
>>317931574
This. Make a TV Ad saying Hilary hates the environment in California.
>>317931574
Ayy, this. Hillary wants the deficit.
>>317931539
>>317931574
Make a TV ad saying Hillary hates the Deficit Reduction. Every state seems to care about that.
>>317931574
>>317931749
>>317931770
Let's do this. I hope our credibility can strike the heart of the snake here.
We can hire yet another Operative. We do have that torrent of Special Ops going for us.
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
>>317931916
Spin Doctor california?
>>317931916
INTIMIDATOR IN CALIFORNIA
>>317931916
Fixer and kill the granny.
>>317931916
Let's get a Spin Doctor to Cali
>>317932085
pizza mozzarella
pizza mozzarella
rella rella rella rella
>>317931916
You best be spinning.
>>317931978
>>317932085
Done. California is now 46 44 for Hillary. We're closing that gap.
We can also finally get an Endorsement. Pick wisely, because I suspect Hillary will start stealing our endorsements soon enough if it fits her.
>Christian Confederation
Abortion Rights -5
Religious Freedom +10
>National Foreign Policy Committee
Fighting ISIS +10
Iranian Nuclear Deal -5
>Tea Party Movement
Big Government: -5
Tax Cuts: +10
>US Chamber of Business
Big Government: -5
Reducing Unemployment: +10
>>317932247
Christians
>>317932247
Foreign Policy. Let's get some brown kids to turn into cyborg ninjas. Also ISIS.
>>317932247
We gotta fight those terrorists
>>317932314
>>317932457
And with that, California is now a Purple State. 46-46
>>317932541
We need money
>>317932541
leave cali alone, we have 2 guys geting votes there every turn
we need to get all the gray in our side
Showtime
>>317932541
get funds, then another national tv ad smear campaign
>>317932667
Carson
Well, /v/? Who is our partner?
>>317932737
Trump or Paul. They will make anime real.
>>317932737
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>>317932737
Trump
>>317932737
Paul
This is the future we're choosing
>>317932737
TRUMP
BUILD WALL
>>317932737
Huckabee. Everybody <3 Huckabee.
>>317932737
Paul
>>317932737
Trump has money
>>317932737
Paul, Trump has proven he doesn't have what it takes.
>>317932737
Trump. Who else?
>>317932782
>>317932802
>>317932904
>>317932917
>>317933039
>>317933065
Return of the Trump
Alright, before we start making decisions, let's think carefully.
This is the map of the states that need to be ours for us to win.
>>317933201
Let Trump build the wall in Cali and focus on grey states.
>>317933201
So we win them.
Go to all of them, put ads smearing Shillary and reminding them we played college ball, and stop back at Texas to restock when necessary. Place Smear Merchants (can you have more than one of a given agent?) on any swing state that Shillary tries to have a presence in, put Gyro Zeppelis on others, politidick the shit out of everything.
>>317933281
Trump is too insensitive to take a hard-won battleground.
Let him take some of the easier grey states and we Intimidate the harder ones along with national ads.
And this is the map of the states as they are.
STATES WE NEED THAT ARE CONTESTED RIGHT NOW:
California: 46 to 45 our side
Arizona: 45 to 45
Oklahoma: 48 to 42 Hillary's side (Ouch)
Mississipi: 47 to 47 Hillary's side (Ouch)
Georgia: 47 to 43 Hillary's side (Ouch)
South Carolina: 46 to 43 Hillary's side
Virginia: 45 to 45
Kentucy: 46 to 43 Hillary's side
Indiana: 45 to 44 our side.
Now, what the Running Mate does is, you put him in a state, and he will give a big bonus to the state he's in and a small bonus to all the states surrounding him.
Clinton has a Running Mate too. Jim Webb. He's in Virginia right now. That's no good.
With all that in mind. Where do we put Trump?
>>317933529
>Mississipi: 47 to 47 Hillary's side (Ouch)
I meant to say 47 to 42
>>317933529
WHAT HAS FOUR EYES AND CAN'T SEE
MISSISSIPI
>>317933403
We can indeed get more of the same agent. Except for the three last ones that give 10+ bonuses to ads/interviews/etc
>>317933529
Oklahoma. Then we jump there and pull out the biggest, fattest, blackest TV ad we can taking a fat ogre shit on Hillary.
>>317933529
Trump goes down to Georgia.
>>317933529
>>317933659
You nerds are missing a "p".
How about we put Trump on the exact same place as Webb?
>>317919854
ohio is always the swing state that is the most important
>>317933859
Only if this results on a fist fight.
Hey that's right, we should hook Trump with some nanomachines, son so he can take the fight to the spics directly.
>>317933529
I don't see how we can win this. How many votes would we have if we just had the entire left half of the country?
>>317934029
Being generous and giving you all the left half plus Florida, we would still be losing by 100 votes.
>>317934119
How about all of the left, Florida, Ohio, Georgia Alabama and South Carolina?
>>317934271
We would just barely win by 4 points, but that doesn't seem feasible. Oregon is 50 to 39. Washington is 53 to 36, Hawaii is 52 to 36. All Hillary side.
>>317934375
Yeah, this is impossible then.
>>317934375
If we managed to take Commiefornia, we can take all those states. Don't forget, we played fucking college ball!
Alright, I went with this guy's suggestion >>317933673
The advantage of Trump is that we earned a lot of money. We're now at 3 million dollars. Ads are possible again.
>>317934531
Just use up your money right now. Run up negative TV ads on all the enemy territories for whatever it is they care about the most..
>>317934664
This
>>317934664
Yeah.
Go all out OP
>>317934664
THIS
>>317934531
Put Smear Merchants and Gyro Zeppelis in Kawaii as soon as possible. The islands are vital if we are to win the elections and make anime real.
>>317914548
https://youtu.be/n6jCJZEFIto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWQd8zhEg4&t=1m16s
Have some inspiration /v/.
>>317934664
>>317934710
>>317934737
>>317934821
Alright, I did like 5 different advertisements just to put everything in chaos.
You guys did right in choosing Trump. His money was essential to our campaign. I had to waste a turn just fund raising in Texas to get some money back, though. It's crazy.
We're only losing 46 to 45. We also get to choose a new Endorsement. Which one?
>Christian Confederation
Abortion Rights -5
Religious Freedom +10
>Tea Party Movement
Big Government: -5
Tax Cuts: +10
>US Chamber of Business
Big Government: -5
Reducing Unemployment: +10
>>317935598
That was the picture of the map. Here are the endorsements we can get.
We're looking actually fairly alright right now. Maybe with an endorsement we could even reach a draw.
>>317935598
>>US Chamber of Business
>>317935598
Catholics. You might argue for the teabaggers or the big shots, but you have to remember we shouldn't ally ourselves with people who oppose big government. Big government is essential to the war economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg
>>317935598
business
>>317935734
We're just lying. We'll privatize everything when the time comes.
>>317907001
>Promo art has Hilary and Sanders looking nice and friendly and normal
>Donald Trump is LE CRAZY RIGHT WINGER!
It's hilarious that literally more than half of the voterbase is this retarded.
>>317935684
Christian
>>317935598
Business.
Get people into work and making those weapons.
>>317935734
Private military companies are vital for the war economy.
A large government makes its own weapons and gear, that's no good.
>>317935724
>>317935738
>>317935810
And with that. We did what Trump couldn't.
California is ours.
We are finally at a draw, after a long and arduous battle. The question now is, where do we go to fight? What state do we concentrate on now?
>>317936014
Michigan
>tfw not murrican so can't suggest anything at all
Still like your work OP. Would build walls and metal gears with.
>>317936014
Michigan sounds alright
>>317936014
Speech in Michigan, drop an ad in South Carolina.
>>317936014
I'd say Michigan
Don't forget to shittalk Shillary
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
>>317936339
Bring it back to the Armstrong fundamentals: I Favor A Strong Military.
>>317936339
Hillary opposes employment!
>>317936339
-Deficit Reduction
-Reducing Unemployment
>>317936456
This
>>317936339
Hillary opposes employment, she's a huge bitch
>>317936456
This.
Maybe if you get a strong enough lead you can dump some time to talk about the war economy and the truly free America, but for now stick to what you're good at and smear that bitch like you mean it.
2% earned. We're now winning over here 46 45. Close enough for us to move on to another state? If so, which one?
Or do we stay and do something else? If so, what? A speech or an add?
>>317936620
Take michigan if we haven't already.
Forgot image
>>317936689
Go to the question mark
>>317936689
Take michigan and AZ.
>>317936689
Why is Hillary spending her time in Alaska??
>>317936761
Oh, good idea. I agree. THEN go back to Michigan and make another speech, this time saying that Hillary hates Deficit Reduction and wants Deficit to rise
>>317936794
She's looking for Snake.
>>317936689
Is the Trump bonus only a boost to voter stats, or can we move him south?
Push for Oklahoma and make another ad.
>>317936794
She made a Speech over there. It failed. She earned nothing.
>>317936761
>>317936668
>>317936793
>>317936819
Mixing all of these. Made a speech to get Michigan and went to the Question Ma- FUCK
>>317936902
Your running mate affects all nearby states.
This is bad. With all the advertisements we got going, maintenance is gonna bleed my dry next turn. And Texas isn't giving anything anymore. I've bled it dry.
Should we still go to Arizona?
>>317937069
Go for it. We need AZ
>>317937069
Is Commiefornia not a good funding area?
Raise some money off the converted heathens and push for it.
>>317936794
You wanted to know who killed Master Miller?
Now you do.
>>317936989
>>317936819
>>317936761
This is your fault you chucklefucks.
>>317937069
get money from cali
>>317937069
Get some Trumpbucks, stat. Or just drain as much as you can from the recently liberated Capitalistfornia.reload save
>>317937129
Oh fuck, you're right. California is the richest state, I forgot all about that because we were on war in it.
I'll go make a visit to Arizona and then go to California to start funding next turn.
Also, Arizona is kind of in our grasp, 48 over 43 our side. I'll also move Trump like >>317936902 suggested.
>>317937262
Just in case, as soon as your funds stabilize, consider investing in some more HQs for more money over time. Unless it's too late for that stuff, honestly I haven't kept count of time.
From 250k to 2 million dollars!
Thanks, Commiefornia, you stupid fucks.
Alright, here's how our map is looking, I put Trump in Oklahoma like it was suggested. Lot of purple zones, but we are winning overall.
What state do we fight for?
>>317937362
>week 14/21
>>317937425
Go back to Arizona. Also, how's Colorado doing?
>>317937425
Arizona and the Purple Man Group.
Put a TV ad there and then a speech in one of the neighbours.
FUUUUUCK. HILLARY STOLE OUR ENDORSEMENT, THAT BITCH. NOW WE'RE LOSING AGAIN.
>>317937425
Show our assets, particularly how much our weekly costs are.
>>317925130
>People shouldn't be allowed to vote if they disagree with me!
>>317937694
SHE'S TRYING TO ADVERTISE THAT SHE'S DECREASING UNEMPLOYMENT. DON'T LET HER. ADVERTISE THE OPPOSITE. SAY SHE WANTS UNEMPLOYMENT
>>317937807
Holy fuckballs. Upgrade HQs with the money we've got, get those operatives that reduce ad maintenance. Fundraise in Florida, which is the last big red state we have yet to bleed dry, I think.
>>317937908
Alright, in the process of doing that. Meanwhile I quickly got the Christian Endorsement before that bitch could steal it from me again.
>>317938112
That state map is looking pretty close to winner winner chicken dinner.
Can we make a conversion on the purple clump on the east coast?
>>317938112
Are we winning? Are we gonna make America great again?
Achievement got from putting our Money Headquarters at maximum capacity
We are bleeding money and there's nothing we can do about it. Too many ads going.
There are only 3 weeks left. I think we can take the losses as long as we don't try to put more ads in place. California is now bled dry too.
>>317938173
Alright, Trump is there, I'm putting Armstrong in there right now.
>>317938261
GET THE CAROLINAS YOU FUCK
>>317938336
Now just go and find some purple states with relatively high electoral votes that swing a bit towards Hillary and blitz them with some speeches. No money left for anything else.
The message just appeared as soon as I clicked end of turn. I'm on the purple states on the East Coast.
I'll just leave this here. Two weeks left.
>>317938428
UH OH
>>317938336
Alright, time to save money and begin getting those baby-kissing boots on the ground.
Speeches in the Virginias. We can do two speeches a turn, right?
>>317938428
No it'll ruin us
>>317938428
Do it
armstrong isn't afraid of no woman
>>317938428
DONT
DO IT.
>>317938428
FUCK THE MEDIA
>>317938428
FUCKING NO YOU IDIOT
>>317938428
We're going to lose Commiefornia if this goes ahead.
All the hard work will be for nothing.
if this is shilling its shilling done right
>>317938491
>>317938516
>>317938518
>>317938540
Alright! Alright!
On to the speeches in the Virginias. Virginia itself is 52 46 our side.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Confederate Flag (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats like it, Republicans don't)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
>>317938696
STRONG MILITARY
Post election music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc
>>317938696
STRONG MILITARY
RULES OF NATURE
>>317938735
>>317938783
Nothing. I think everyone in the Virginias (or anywhere else) knows our policies on the Military very well. Our ads make sure of that.
>>317938696
MILITARY
SO TENSE AAAHHHH
DONT FAIL US OP
>>317938868
Hit that last gray state, whatever the fuck it is. The one under Washington.
1) Your Stance
-I Favor
-I Oppose
-Opponent Favors
-Opponent Opposes
2) The Issue
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-A Strong Military (Independents and Republicans like it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone likes it)
-Reducing Unemployment (Everyone likes it)
-Common Core (Democrats like it, Independents and Republicans don't)
THE SUSPENSE IS REAL
>>317938939
Oppose Common Core
Forgot image
>>317938939
Hillary opposes unemployment reduction
>>317938939
Shillary opposes Defict Reduction.
>>317939010
Alright, I did that but in Oregon due to >>317938932's request
I'm just gonna give a few visits on purple and that's gonna be my next turns.
LAST WEEK.
Prediction: We get blown the fuck out because the media hates us and that causes literally all the undecideds to flock to Hillary.
>Hillary going for California now when it's 59 33 our side
kek
Too little too late, Shillary. I think this is where we won. We did good in hiring as many Operatives as possible early in the game. They were the reason why we managed to overtake California. She concentrated too hard on the Endorsements and Money and fucked up on that.
Trump was also a pretty good card. If we hadn't hired him when we did, we would have been fucked. His three million were hugely important for the suggestion of using smear campaign after smear campaign.
I'm gonna go through some purple spaces, raise my awareness a bit more. I think we got this.
>>317939207
>1% difference
>5% undecided
FUCK
SAVE US ARMSTRONG
>>317939207
Drop the cash on a final advertising campaign!
I support Unemployment Reduction!
let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
AND THE WINNER IS...Oh god, taking a few losses here we shouldn't have
>>317915314
Why is Alaska shown as below the rest of the states?
Shit like that is confusing millions of americans.
>>317939418
Now is the time to blow our load. Spend the cash on ads in purple states and speeches
>>317939586
it's ogre
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS PRESIDENT SENATOR
>>317939586
It's happening!
>>317939586
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WERE TO BUILD A WALL
>>317939586
Suspense is killing me
>>317939586
YOU CAn'T OUT SHILL THE HILL
>>317939586
CAN'T PILLORY THE HILARY
RULES OF NATURE
>>317939586
c'mon we didn't play college ball for nothing
>>317939957
Thank fucking christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3E52ldY3AM
>>317939586
It's either democratic victory or military coup
>>317939957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI
>>317939957
Knocked it out of the fucking park.
California was the right tactic.
>>317939957
CHRIS MATTHEWS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>317939957
At last, every man, woman, and child is free to fight their own wars.
>>317939957
Victory music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
>>317939957
YES!
Don't fuck with this President
YESSSSSS
WE'VE MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>317940207
>tfw trump funds helped carry it
The American dream is real.
The Patriots have given us their great isms!
>>317939957
Did you put Hillary on easy mode?
Wouldn't have one if she didn't spend all game acting blind retarded.
>>317940207
Will you be doing another one of these anytime soon OP?
This was pretty fun.
>>317939957
One day, every person in this nation will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free dammit! A nation of action not words -- ruled by strength not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where power and justice are in back where they belong, in the hands of the people! Where every man is free -- to think --to act -- For himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers, and these chicken shit bureaucrats! Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American Pride -- fuck the media -- Fuck - all of it! America is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new America will be born! Evolved but unchained! The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit! They'll make America great again!
>Literally only thing that matters that Hillary promised we didn't promise better was Gay Marriage and Abortion Rights
I guess that means abortions and gay marriage will be illegal again. Plus, you know, the whole Cyborg Rule of Survival deal.
>>317940371
>They'll make America great again!
>that becomes Trump's campaign slogan
Like pottery. Hideo and Kojima do it again.
>>317940351
Not him but nah man, Normal. It's right here in the victory screen. >>317940207
>>317940369
Probably not, to be honest. These take a long time and are a big hassle.
Plus, we finally beat Hillary.
>>317940207
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>317940412
In a truly free america, if a gay man is strong enough he might as well ban heterosexuality, and no one will stop a cyborg woman from aborting her cyborg fetus - unless that cyborg fetus is stronger to begin with,
>>317940586
Aw. You know if there's afreeversion? I'd like doing one of these for /v/ sometimeat a better time, I actually had to cut class to follow this. Can't help it, the hype was too real.
>>317940714
I paid for mine because I didn't see any pirates. I'm sure there will be some eventually. I was just bored and didn't want to wait.
>>317940609
>woman goes to the abortion clinic
>battle music starts playing
>>317940412
We got 100% of the anti-ISIS vote, time to start that war economy.
>>317940207
In the end it had to be this way
Good shit
>>317940602
wut?
>>317939957
BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
