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the pic says it all, i'll start
>dude captures ghosts in a big house
>you wear a frilly dress and you chase after older men
>furries fight off Horror cliches the only way they know how: puzzles that solve themselves
you stalk a guy on his way to a family reunion. Then kill him and his two brothers
Shoot brown people until you find a jet ski
I got boot tassels that make clanky noises.
You're some hot girl fighting some weird religious creatures or some shit
>>317895795
FNAF?
>>317895904
Far Cry 3
>>317895990
Fallout New Vegas
>you time travel then save the world
>>317896053
>Far Cry 3
false
enslave the native population for money
>>317895995
Silent Hill 3
>>317895995
Bayonetta.
>>317895153
Luigi's mansion
>>317895904
GTA: San Andreas?
>>317896128
Pikmin
Hurf durf blorf gleep hurp nugga bugga flim zibbity rrrr rrrrr <microsoft sam helicopter takeoff noise>
>>317896082
Chrome triggered
>>317895308
Final Fantasy 7
>>317896184
>GTA: San Andreas?
nope
>>317896268
nope
>>317895904
re4
You wake up in field pick a waifu and kill your friend.
>kill every living thing on earth to make your father happy
You try to remember shit while writing in your journal
>>317896379
*Ding Ding Ding*
>>317896549
During the course of this game, do you ... UPDATE said JOURNAL?
>>317896202
Gta4
>>317895153
>dude murders an alternate universe
>>317896053
>Fallout New Vegas
Yeah
you and your posse of lolis climb around on giant monsters while yelling nonstop
>>317896549
Memescape: Tormemet
>>317896705
Xenoblade X?
fight 200 lizards for 1 lizard ballsack to upgrade your sword so you can fight 400 lizard recolors to get parts for your clownsuit
A bomb! Savage. What a shame, s'cool. Heh heh.
you try not to go with the op build while being a jackass and betraying everyone you meet
>>317896705
Wolves hunt in packs!
you hit the thing till it ded
>>317895153
You shoot stuff while sliding.
>>317896765
MonHun, any
>>317896749
not quite
>>317896810
bingo
>>317896765
I know it's a Monster Hunter game I just don't know which one
Not my favorite but
>bipolar ex marine terrorizes denizens of California and commits adultery
>>317896835
Bulletstorm?
It's a WRPG that plays like shit, looks like shit and makes you feel like shit in the first couple of hours.
>>317896835
Vanquish
So first you have to kill spiders, then vampires, and then spiders and vampires sometimes, and then you have to go to hell and do it all again
You play a weird zombie that gets told by other weird zombies to get a box with another weird zombie in it.
>>317896821
Streets of Rage 2
>>317896954
Fallout 3 or New Vegas
>>317895153
A bunch of stuff happens and then someone dies and then more stuff happens until it ends.
>>317896835
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Incoming Enemy Vehicle
>Incoming Enemy Vehicle
Space engineer has a bad day
>>317897102
Boring Space
>>317896954
Morrowind.
Cmon man pick a harder one
>>317896989
And that's Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
>>317896954
anything made by Piranha Bytes
>>317897102
Dead space
Daddy saves his daughter and potentially turns her into a psychopath along the way.
>>317895153
Conan breaking candles.
>>317897052
You know it.
>>317896962
I should get around to playing this someday.
>>317897036
>>317897147
No.
>>317897149
This guy knows whats up.
>>317897187
A shiba dog sitting at a bench of a kiosk as though it were selling items.
Masked man murders dozens, plays hide and seek with a loli in his downtime.
You have a bunch of stereotypes for companions and kill robots.
A group of social outcasts read a book and change the world
>>317897327
Revengeance
>>317895153
A piece of gum beats up a giant bird, then goes hunting for treasure somewhere, then destroys a flying boat, then goes into space and beats up a mime who was given magical powers by a planet-sized clock.
>>317897336
any game about WW2
>>317897136
>>317897186
>>317897249
You did it good job
>>317896915
LA Noire?
>>317897376
no, it's really easy if youve played it.
You play a tiny girl who goes fast and can survive like five bullets to the torso point blank.
>>317897336
Who does the world end with, again?
>>317897309
You can beat it nonlethal ghost, you fucking casual.
>>317895904
Resident Evil 4
>>317897309
Dis ho no red
>>317897471
You got it son
>You go on a journey to find a part of you that was stole by you who stole it so you can become you and then become you so you can steal a part of yourself and be killed by you
>It's not Kingdom Hearts
Autist destroys military superweapon
>>317897547
Yeah but if we're being honest, it's much more fun as an elaborate mass murderer simulator
>>317897640
Does this game have a Cloud in it?
disgusting pasty slav kills lots of stuff and fucks broads.
3
>>317897147
>And that's Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
>>317897396
Sounds like suda51 to me
The Mystery Team hates late-night TV
>>317895153
You embark on a journey to find yourself.
The villain could've just taken an umbrella outside instead messing with duh balance.
You spend 99% of your time rolling around genociding lizards, sometimes with the help of a pet some faggot abandoned in a crate somewhere.
The rest of the time your dumbfuck character is stuffing his face and learning to spell his own name.
>>317897778
The Witcher 3?
>you politely ask for other people's ID
It's like GTA but for "that kid"
>>317897747
Probably
>>317897853
yeah. pretty easy tho.
>>317897851
you have a brilliant writing voice
dunno what game though
>>317897950
True Crime: LA?
You play as a girl who had to hide her identity all her life and is unknowingly dealing with a teen pregnancy
>>317897950
Bully?
Or Canis Canem Edit if you're fancy.
>>317897950
saints row
You practice your batman voice all game and then it turns into left 4 dead at the last level.
>>317897256
I'll never understand how people can enjoy piranha bytes' crap, desu senpai. The bugs are enough to kill it for me every single time, let alone everything else.
>>317898050
LISA the Joyful?
You shoot people, pick up a rock, and then jump through a portal.
>>317898050
Silent Hill 3.
You're the government's bitch and they fuck you over in the end.
>>317898176
I'll never understand how people don't understand that other people have different taste.
>>317898282
There's a difference between liking different things and liking to eat literal shit.
A clown tries to kill a girl throughout entire game
>>317898260
any Call of Duty game where a PC dies
A bunch of ambiguously homosexual lolis terrorize you and your only friend is your dog.
>tutorial ends
>real level begins
>wait what the fuck is all this shit you never taught me this
>>317898260
RDRedemption
>>317898176
I cannot stand their games. Terrible.
>>317898398
Rule of Rose?
You're in a cave.
Then there's lava.
Then you uninstall.exe if your FPS is higher than 30.
>>317898361
I know. Apparently you're okay with eating shit since you can't enjoy a good game.
>>317898176
you just have to "feel it". the sense of progression is unrivaled.
>>317898373
That's true, but not the game I'm describing.
>>317898426
Correct.
>>317897396
...Kirby Superstar?
>>317898418
Ninja garden
you try to survive a horde of preteens and slavs while looking for cute outfits.
>>317896457
FE Awakening
>>317898367
undertale
>>317898541
Dota 2
>>317898132
Human revolution
>>317898583
Noooooope
you go out on a journey to save the world and your main opponents aren't even dragons
>take a vacation in Asia
>detonate a nuke
>have a nice barbecue on a boat
>>317895153
tall woman in a suit shoots things and walks fairly slowly around an alien planet
A bunch of nerds ditch college to create a institute built upon their discoveries. Everything goes to shit after awhile. 3 parties are created within the institute to serve differen't purposes but end up making the situation even worse.
>>317897851
Donkey Kong country?
>>317898806Skyrim
>>317898821
Metroid Prime?
>>317898904
nope, but it's a console rpg
>>317898853
Yup :)
>>317898643
right you are
>>317898998
dragon's dogma
>>317898998
Hm.
Dragon Age Origins?
You are a cop and you must save new york from ayy lmaos with your nigger friend and a japanese nerd
>>317898998
dragon warrior
>>317898806
Dragon's Dogma?
>>317898806
Dank Souls?
>>317898469
Arx fatalis (2 mandatory jumps that can only be done if your FPS is under 30, because the physics are per-tick and time-agnostic, yet movement isn't)
>>317897824
STALKER: SoC
>>317898950
correct
>>317899143
Parasite eve
Killing off the scalies was a mistake
>>317898806
any given dragon quest game
you have to kill your family or nuke the city
you play a 4 hour tutorial then wonder why people think its good in the first place
>>317895153
You chase after some fujoshi-bait faggot that kills your girlfriend and tries to destroy the world
shit there's a lot of radiation
>woof, woof, woof
You incessantly pester every single person you meet then save the galaxy.
>>317899359
Kingdom hearts 2?
>>317899348
Lunar Silver Star Story?
Ink.
>>317895153
A skeleton gives you a hard time after you kill everyone
Cowboy shooting bang bang Mexicans.
You wake up, run some errands, kill God, and then take a vacation in France
>>317899396
Fallout 3 or 4?
>>317896053
kills a bunch of niggers, spics, chinks, and crackers until you get blown up by a nigger
>>317899517
nah
>>317895153
time literally almost stops forever unless you stop it from stopping by fighting a deranged dragon
a shitty online clone based off a great series that turned to shit once it went 3D on the N64
Alien invades earth because of the actions of a single person and then a group of kids sing a melody
>>317899548
SPLASPLASPLASPLATOON
>>317899581
Neither.
>>317895153
a creepy ass dude wants you to find some indian tribe thing for him or everyone will die
>>317899563
Blundertale?
>>317899575
Lightning Returns?
>>317899704
hah
I didn't want to say "bad time" but maybe it was 2 obvious just the same
Your former best friend becomes king through sex, while you do all the work of clearing out his enemies.
>you're a mute and kill a giant seed at the end by time traveling
plot twist is a stupid fucking japanese pun
Multiplayer highly consists of kekoldry and rigging
plot twist is a stupid fucking japanese pun
>>317899916
Silent hill 2 for ending
>>317899863
Sad part is I never played the game :p I'm just on here too often.
>>317900007
naaaah.
I hate when my posts double, isn't the post timer supposed to prevent this.
>>317896789
JAY CEE DENTON IN DA FRESH
2 men of the law had their lives changed drastically over a $38.00 mixup.
You can do it.
Xenofungus and mindworms, xenofungus and mindworms everywhere.
They just wanted to bear children and humanity tried to exploit them
>>317896475
Katamari Damacy
>>317900356
Undertale
>>317900516
Minecraft
>>317899226
The walking speed in that game is oddly slow.
you eventually get caught up in a war between dragons and humans while being outcast from your former country.
stop communist pigs from destroying an island
I've got an image for this.
>>317900689
minecraft had a story?
>>317900867
Just the shittiest game ever made 2?
>>317900516
Bloodborne?
>>317900931
Yeah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft:_Story_Mode
You and three other people from your hometown can save the world or just do the job assigned to you
>>317895153
>you use yourself to kill yourself in a room representing the concept of killing yourself and then the other you tries to kill you too
>pic related
>>317901027
>Kirkbride
holy shit
>>317901015
yeah boss
>Crash land on a planet
>hungry as fuck, gotta get my food on this weird ass planet
>shit's chill for a long time
>suddenly some dipshits come and fuck your shit up after crashing their ship into you
>wtf man I was just hungry why you gotta be like that
Japanese little orphan Annie rip off uses digging tools to save a group of rainbow coloured faggots from their shiny doppelgangers who were never the real threat to begin with.
>>317901027
Thanks for doing my job
space enslavement simulator
>>317901164
legacy of kain or soul reaver or w/e
>>317895153
So you're a violent prince with a hatred for dragons. Long story short, you end up fighting some giant salt demon queen.
>>317895153
>2 girls 1 aborted unborn fetus god
some guy breaks you out of prison so that you can kill an old guy who set himself on fire
A young boy...saves the world.
>>317901164
infinity blade
>>317901237
Space Pirate Sera
>>317901259
Yep
>>317901309
Silent Hill 3?
>>317901408
Nope
>>317901353
From aliens
>you kill a senator
you jump off the balcony
>you play as a midget with a 30inch black and blue penis then cum on five enemies at the same time.
>>317901353
Mother series
Secret of Evermore
Star Tropics
Lester The unlikely
>>317901237
Homeworld?
>>317895153
you're a kid
with the dullest blade
going after your fuckbuddy
>>317901430
Yep
>>317901569
Nailed it
Purple kills yellow, red, and green before killing orange.
>>317901605
Fable?
>>317901503
MGSR?
You wake up with amnesia and a random pedophile tells you how to save the city from evil monsters. There's also two emo girls who are trying to save the world too, but they hate you
>>317895153
>nerd, idiot, princess, fanservice, furball, robot waifu and badass kill a bunch of robots and yada yada yada evil sword or something or other
One friend is a fake
One friend is god
One friend is a dumbass
One friend is dead
One friend is a hard fucking boss
>>317899396
>>317899396
since no one will guess it,
Stalker: SOC
I also would have accepted Stalker: SOC / Stalker - Misery mod etc.
>>317901698
>MGSR
*MGR
and yes
an Elf is being a scumbag so the gods put a Mary Sue in a dungeon
It was all a dream
>>317901698
not Fable
>>317895153
At least these pokemon can talk
>>317901894N'WAH
Game has a rougelike dungeon, a pokemon system, and a casino. None of these features are part of the main game. The remake was garbage.
You have to team up with 4 other peoples
>>317895153
jrpg with remotely controlled tools
Using methods the game doesn't quite make clear, your soul fights monstrous horrors from the underworld.
Everyone or nobody can die in the multiple endings, and playing again after you beat makes things get even more confusing.
>>317902070
Dragon Warrior Monsters?
>>317898610
Nah, DayZ.
>>317902330
Mass Effect 2?
>>317902330
Undertale?
>>317902439
nope, nice guess though
You check passports
>>317902712
No.
>>317902878_No.
>>317902994
Slav squatting simulator
>>317902330
Soul reaver?
You fly fast and blow shit up.
>>317903153
Nope
You escape the self-destruction of a Super Earth at the end of the game.
>>317903205
Ace Combat?
it's like sonic but you're flying
all of your party members are dead
>>317902994
Papers Please
>Kirov Reporting
>>317903343
Nope.
>>317895153
climb a tower with your dumbass team-mates
Memegame
>>317903873
persona 3
>>317895153
You get revenge on your dad for fucking you up by fucking everybody's shit up. And then you fuck him up.
>>317904064your favorite game
>>317904070
nailed it
vampire bisexual was the good guy all along
On your quest to sell a piece of shit you end up saving the world with the power of music.
you make buildings and people fight for them.
>>317904669
Sim City (2013)
>>317902330
Knights in the nightmare?
>A bunch of aliens come to destroy the planet, but some hippies, green niggers, and some cowardly french-folk fight off the invasion
Your a bratty kid who makes friends and allies by kicking people.
>>317905057
Metal Gear Solid V
>>317895153
Fuck. Uh
>wizard gets sent to hell
>you travel around the world, above the world, and under the world to get to hell to kill him
>boss fight wasn't worth it
>death is everywhere
>>317905209
No.
>>317896082
Time splitters 2 future perfect
>>317895153
>try to meticulously fight overwhelming enemies while little people blow everything up (including themselves)
You're the reincarnation someone who isn't even dead, your best friend is a monk. At some point you visit an island of women only, and fight a skeleton pirate who is tougher than the final boss.
Your daughter is sick and you have to kill yourself
>>317895153
nigga gathers money to buy businesses, raises an army and conquers the world
>>317905553
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne?
I don't know anything about that game except for that skeleton boss who everyone says is hard as balls
Your sent to another dimension to kill your dad
You and a ghost tell idiots what to do. Totally not canon.
the concept of the game sounds mind blowing, but it's pretty underwhelming. lost it's soul by the 3rd installment.
Not a favourite, but:
You commit suicide in the most complicated way possible.
>>317905457
Warcraft 2?
>>317906006
Assassin's Creed?
>>317906096
Nope, but around the same time
>>317906109
nope
God and Satan are totally cell phone bros.
Present tense past tense.
Really determined delivery service.
>>317906803
Crazy Taxi
You hit space things but it's a dream.
Four escaped convicts get trolled by a leprechaun
>>317901706
Gravity Rush?
>>317906981
Leprechaun 4: In Space?
the game?
>>317907142
Back 2 da Hood would've been a better guess
>>317895153
1. aliens invade earth but the antagonist in the whole game is not at fault and it's actually you that is the bad guy
2. you must must illegally acquire goods but zealots try to chop off your hands
>>317906981
Legend of Grimrock 2?
>>317907289
Correct. Shit that was too easy
>>317895153
>Dumpster
>No parking
>atomic
>>317906803
New Vegas
>>317907542
DNF?
>>317895153
Bush and a bunch of jews survived WW3.
Now you must stop them from destroying the world.
>>317895904
uncharted?
>>317895153
you steal a sword from a rich madman
>>317907982
>>317907221 #2
thiaf golden
punch demons until you kill sunglasses man and big
>>317895904
uncharted 1?
>>317904954
We have a winner.
>>317905902
Sadly no.
You have this board you slide on and kinda spin it around your neck and shit
>>317904725
kek
>>317895153
you aint remember shit
play instruments no one cares about
be a bad nigga if you want to
talk to faggots while driving your car with legs
Electronic music, drugs, and a shithole city in a shithole state
>>317908454
Don't make me dragon kick your ass into the milky way
>>317910682
GTA Vice City.
A furry maims and cripples everything in sight with a robot, just so he can make money to not button mash as much on boss fightspic related
>>317898367
Twisted Metal for the PS Triple
>>317905057
Bully
>>317898367
Haunting Ground.
>muh stolen son
>>317895153
Hello little man
MAKE GAMES FOR ME
You try and stop an upset mama's boy from exploding the world while trying to get our of your wheelchair
You do literally the exact same quest chain 4 times.
>>317913401
Final Fantasy XIV
Armored suit goes through caves to find missing equipment or some shit. fights a space dragon and learns to attack by fucking
You are a theif that essentially stopped a time traveling evil monster from being resurrected, and on that quest, you steal several items across multiple countries, completing missions like: dancing with a Cop, Blowing up spotlights on a theater, messing with the dark arts and gathering dark energy for a bomb, among others.
>>317895153
The baby cries a lot.
>>317900314
Ace attorney
It's like skyrim but it's not an RPG, lacks fantasy elements, is actually a sci-fi game, and is set in our galaxy.
>>317914169
Mass Effect 3?
>>317914149
Yup
dumb wind whore want save wurl
ur village got swallow by ebil
fairy was ebil whol time
ebin time skip
you get keked multiple times
Your boss tells you to go fix the weather and in the process your girlfriend gets murdered by her own clone.
>>317914535
Fairy Flies
Space Marines VS Warriors fighting for Social Justice VS Aperture Science VS 'murica
You use your ears and some sort of ring a lot and grab some crystals throughout your journey
human brains inside robots go and kill alien in the past.
>>317914968
nah
You try to be a cool guy but end up just getting your shit pushed in
>>317915350
Earthbound
>>317915504
Yup.
The sun follows the birds, force them into one area to keep the sun from getting anywhere else.
Kind of a gross slime monster thing goes out into a place and everyone dies. Gotta stop the slime thing, I guess.
>LADY LUCK BE KIND
>you follow a dog to find godzilla
A game that takes its story seriously, and if it was admittedly campy it'd be one of the best stories.
>>317899359
FF XIII
>>317905949
Ghost Trick?
I have never played the game, but that's the first thing that comes to mind for me.
Shitty degenerate with a stupid name wants to be top dog.
good luck.
>>317900924
Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright
Gardening Simulator 2001
Like Skyrim with giants
Ah shit you blew up (and apparently gargled steel wool as a kid) and now you gotta fly around the city collecting rocks and electrocuting hobos with psychic powers
>>317915937
Harvest moon save the homeland?
>>317915839
That game's tutorial lasted far longer than 4 hours.
Your father is the chosen one and you spend a month trying to fuck your brother while he's away on business.
>you kill dragons and you get to pick between two chicks to fuck and impregnate every chapter
>>317913401
Bravely Default
Game knows your windows username, changes your desktop background, and inserts a .txt message into my documents. God I love shotas.
>>317916496
Sounds spooky.
Indie pixel game with animal people. No, not that one. No, not that one either.
>>317898260
Real life
>>317916796
Cave story? Rivals of Aether?
>>317917026
Cave Story is correct.
The "wrong" answers were Undermeme and Hotline Memami
Some faggot group reveals your secret to the public that only your best friend knew. Public believes that you are what's causing certain odd events that are happening to them, you run from them for half of the game's story.
>>317917516
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon?
>>317917781
I was thinking I was a bit too vague, but you proved me wrong anon. Great job.
>>317895153
Fucking space zombies are reking everything while the military fights fundamentalist ayy lmaos.
>>317917973
Sounds like a movie I've watched before
Game is genre mix.
One genre is known (or supposed to be known) for good stories.
Game has no story.
>>317917516
Does this structure hold for Super Mystery Dungeon like it does for Explorers and Rescur Team? Try to be spoiler free.
>Spend first â…“ doing trivial episodes
>Spend second â…“ as some kind of fugitive
>Spend final â…“ savimg the world
>Spend postgame on a bunch of :minor but interesting arcs concluding with one that clarifies part of the main story
>>317918275____________________________________________________________________________I don't know, I'm a poorfag and can't buy it any time soon. I hope it's good, I don't want to have to go to the threads and find out though.
>cops in a scientist's house
>>317918567get CFW
>>317917910
Nah man, I fucking loved PMD. Legitimately one of the most investing stories I've encountered in a game.
>>317917142
>undermeme is the only meme related to undertale
It's the little things.
>>317919292
Each of the characters is a fucking meme.
>>317919292
Don't start I did that ironically
The curch is evil.
>>317899574
Red dead revolver or redemption. Or gun. Or any fucking cowboy game
>>317906028
Bioshock infinitw
>>317899594
Thats saints row 1 bruh
>>317901309
Bleedbrone
>>317902070
Das persona
You kill zombies while drinking orange juice. You use a two handed sword (if you're good)
>>317921173
Dark souls
>>317921243
yeah that was too easy.
You dress like you live in Portland and you make messes.
You leave a bunker to find a water chip. Then mutants.
>boss tells you how many times you've died
>sell your soul to continue playing the game
>>317899906
Suikoden II?
>>317921382
Fallout 1
you go pick up a package then decide to enslave the wilderness and save a radio tower. You get alot of phone calls. also bird
>>317896835
WGW
>>317921549
Pokemon gold.
slimes and yayos
>>317895153
You sail to an island you heard about second hand to meet a girl you saw once. Your boat crashes and you're stranded.
time travel girl
The tutorial dungeon is harder than the rest of the game.
>>317895153
You're not actually on a boat
Move to the beat on random levels
>>317924452
I ain't gonna spoil that, nigga.
Guess the game: You run around in a medieval fantasy setting the first thing you will do is kill cows and chickens for money. While you netflix and chill.
You hold hands with a retarded chick and hit things with a stick.
>>317925030
ico
>>317896082
Medievil 2 or Radiant Historia
You talk to frogs every time you want to turn the game off.
>>317897950
Just cause
It turns out all along you're actually on the moon and in the bad future
>>317925156
Been nolife'ing games since 1998 (was born at 1995)
Man escapes looney bin and kills zombies, demons, and false deities
Underground Rapper Fight Club
>>317925582
Undertale.
>>317895153
grizzled old man saves the world
>>317925334
Tales of graces F?
>>317897619
>It's not Kingdom Hearts
Son of a bitch
>>317925582
Def Jam is awesome but that's an accurate description.
Let me try:
>You have to find the mysterious artifact but the Necromancer also wants it.
>Demons influence you
>>317895904
RE4
>>317897619bioshock infinite
You can be a qt with a bow, you can also throw bombs with her and there are lots of bullets on screen.
>>317926145
Tomb Raider?
>things fall and disappear
>>317897505
Mirrors Edge?
>>317926549
any bethesda game
>>317901027
> Michael Kirkbride is literary writing lore to, of all games, Minecraft
What the fuck
>>317926679
lol not quite
Explosions.
>you wake up and become king
I kill bad people in alternate universe.
[Shrapnel feels good] <-----Is this how you do the black bar spoiler thing? What am i doing wrong?
you climb a tree stump to become a midget while carrying a cock on your head
>>317926826
Highlight your words and pressctrl+s
>>317926901
minish cap
>>317926976thanks
The game ends with you killing animals, then dying
Allahu Akbar
>You pick up a new gun every 5 seconds because the level scaling is absolute garbage
>>317927040
yep
>>317927192
Fallout?
>>317927307
Nope.
Weeb wish fulfillment simulator with a couple of bonuses for the tumblr crowd.
>you go to rescue a princess you lost
>you realise you can't put a simple label on a complex issue
>time travel wont save you this time
>>317915896
Metal Gear? Solid? 1? 2? 3? 4? 5?
>>317926797
Fable 3?
If that's your favourite game, kill yourself
>>317927626
Braid.
>>317927626
Bioshock Infinite?
>>317926549
Tetris
>>317924262
Divine Divinity
>>317920369
Any JRPG
>>317919659
Any game that has ever been mentioned on here
>>317917973
Halo series
>>317915819
Any David Cage game
>>317914169
FO4
>>317927727
No. Ew no.
Fable 2 was better.
>guns and vodka
>>317927764
Ding
>>317896821
every monster hunter ever
>>317896821
Skyrim
child abuse and poop
>>317927959
stalker
>>317899348
memeout: 4
Asshole steals your heart then threatens to kill a midget.
>>317921452
Nope.
>>317903390
Pretty fucking easy when that's the hive-minded opinion of the game:
NiGHTS into Dreams
>>317930969
crank 2
>>317930969
Dragon's Dogma
Instead of having fun while playing all you get is stress because time limit and scarce resources
Also the only way to survive is showing lolis your nuts
So basically, the game is about how god like creatures, who you find out that aren't god like creatures, want to summon the real god. They want to summon the real god because humans are being stupid assholes and have been killing themselves lately. However, the humans have only been killing themselves because the so-called gods tell them to kill themselves because that is how you summon the real god.
>bear
>bird
>'guh-huh!'
>>317898832
bioshock
you play as a black guy and the first thing you do is steal a bike
>rob bank
>shot by grill
>kill everyone
>>317932787
GTA3
>>317932787
GTA 3
>>317925231
Mother 3
>>317932815
>>317932824
Spot on.
Save the world with a musical instrument
>>317933178
Banjo Kazooie
>>317933178
Ocarina of Time
Though several Zelda games would fit this
>>317896549
Amnesia
you wake up in the middle of the city with no memory how you got there
you get attacked by tadpoles and run like a bitch
some auschwitz-tier grill suddenly becomes your sidekick
>>317898418
Any Paradox game
you fly around in a boat to kill the dudes who blew your island up.
You kill a bunch of lab experiments and buy better weapons each wave
ISIS simulator
You are tiny man who beats up big dudes.
hedgehog need of rings to live
>>317933545
Dosh Simulator
>>317895153
you draw nigger stuff while moving very fast in complete sensory overload
You play as a highly trained military/police proffesional, or enemies of said proffesionals, your goal is to obtain the best camos for your weapons on both teams.
>>317895153
Battle pins.
Partners.
Math.
>>317933707
Correct
Realistic car damage simulator
>>317933596
Counter Strike
>>317933805
Arma
>>317934032
Is a RTS
>>317895153
>Dude is a ghost and game is actually good.
>>317933661
Final Act of Sonic Adventure 2?
>>317933805
Battlefield?
>>317934102
CnC
You can do pretty much anything but in the end there's not much you'd want to do because the whole experience is made in a way that encourages a very linear way of doing things by making it the only one worth while. Anything that used to be fun is now a mundane task that hardly returns anything.
>>317934103
FF10?
VXSHU
<- 3
It's a free game on steam.
>>317934141
>>317934064
Incorrect.
Also saying this will probably make it too easy, read at own risk.I forgot to add that camos for your melee is usually your most valued camo
>>317933645
PunchOut
everyone's sick so i cure them but that causes demons so i kill my waifu and eventually the king demon
Caveman goes out to eat some pork for breakfast.
>>317934151
>>317934257
YesFOR THE GLA
>>317934265
CS:GO?
>>317934265
Cs:go
>>317934301
Yeah, that's the one.
>>317934238
>game is actually good
You're a manlet fighting lanklets on a poney to wake up this slut who basically friendzones you
you just want to listen to 50's music but this sperg dj keeps being intentionally cringeworthy, making the game unplayable.
>>317932759
Gta: SA
>>317934334
tombi
'tis like a sim city but sets in medieval ages
>>317934438
Yes.
You appear several decades, even centuries into the future, where you go to kill your son because he fucked up.
>>317934338
>>317934356
Correct.
>>317934412
There's a quest to solve that y'know.
>>317934412
F3?
>>317934390
Shadow of the colossus?
Door
>>317934701
The room
Total war with Pirates
your kid is missing but you build your towns
>>317935045
Fucking failtod 4
>>317934738
Close.
Here's another hintyou become said door
>>317935164
papers please?
>>317906006
Bioshock
>>317935164
BABYBABYBABYBABY
>>317915896
No more Heroes
It's GTA clone and latest MS DOS Game in 2015
>>317935442
Retro City Rampage?
>>317935497
Thou art correct, sir.
It's a viking story about banner or something
The game is about a dude who is just chilling in his house when a sewage hole appears in his bathroom and he thinks it's a good idea to crawl inside it.
gotta use spooky enemyvision to beat it
>>317929237
yeah, stalker
>>317935771
Silent Hill Xtreme Crawling
