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Let's get a nice comfy pre-Thanksgiving Oregon Trail Thread, friends.
You know the rules, start throwing some names at me and someone choose an occupation. Let's try and keep them vidya related or at least 4chan related.
Jim Lahey
Sal Tyspoon
JAK
THEN
DAXTER
Trump
BANE
>>317892498
>>317892632
>>317892720
>>317892797
>>317892883
And an occupation.
>>317892958
OP's choice, of course
>>317892958
farmer
>>317892958
astronaut
>>317892958
Professional Butt Inspector
>>317893008
Here is our party.
Let's choose a month to depart in:
>March
>April
>May
>June
>July
>August
Two votes decides.
>>317892958
Banker. Easy modo
>>317893238
april
>>317893238
August
>>317893238
frig off Lahey
>>317893238
Merchant!
August!
>>317893238
April Motherfucker
>>317893238
August
>>317893238
July!
>>317893238
April
>>317893336
>>317893342
August it is!
Now we need to decide out supplies.
Because we are farmers, we're poor as fuck. How shall we spend our meager earnings?
>>317893617
GRANDFATHER CLOCKS
>>317893617
Can we buy hats? Like in Team Fortress 2?
This is important
>>317893617
3 Oxen
100 pounds of food
and use the rest on bullets
>>317893803
No but we can buy clothing which includes hats I'm sure.
>>317893617
20 oxen.
>>317893905
1 Set of clothing then
Each person gets a piece of the set
>>317893867
We still have extra $$$$.
The less oxen we have the slower we will go.
>>317893957
>>317893978
Only enough for 8 oxen.
How shall we spend our last $10?
>>317894005
One ox and more bullets
>>317894146
bacon
>>317894005
3 more oxen then plit on wagon parts and clothes
>>317894146
wheels for the oxen to play!
>>317894146
Not sure what happened there.
We have $10.
>>317894309
buy spare axles
>>317894303
Cool.
Is everyone good with this? Ready to depart?
>>317894484
LETS GO
>>317894484
no, you fucked up. you need ONLY oxen.
>>317894484
Do it
Speed and Rations?
>>317892123
What game is this? Is it good?
>>317894718
Rations - filling
Speed - GOTTA GO FAST
>>317894718
Full speed ahead, cap'n.
no rations. ever.
>>317894718
Max speed, minimal food
>>317894723
It's California Path
>>317894723
Road to Mexico
>>317894723
Miles Toward Manhattan
>>317894723
The Virginia Route.
>>317894723
Trail of Tears
>>317894723
Highway to Hell
>>317894723
Battletoads
[X] 1 Set of Clothing for a Winter journey
[X] Grueling pace with bare-bones rations
[_] We're going to make it
[X] We're going to die
LET'S DO THIS!
>>317895107
>Trail of Tears
Oh it's going to be.
>>317894723
The Roman Empire 2; The Barbarians Strike Back
>you have died from dysentery
We have made it to the Kansas River Crossing.
3 votes will decide how we cross the river.
Nobody better drown in 3 foot deep water....
>>317892123
>not having fixed roll rule
>>317895301
not even a question
ford that shit
>>317895301
ferry! We're high rollers!
>>317895301
Ford it baby
>>317895301
FORD MUSTANG
Why aren't we just streaming this?
>>317895301
Always ford.
>>317895415
>>317895441
>>317895449
HAHAHAHAHA
THEY DIED IN KNEE-DEEP WATER
Just got here, bump.
>>317895564
Man those oxen were pussiesNo wonder why they were cheap
>>317895564
Nailed it.
>>317895107
Kek
>>317895564
3.2 FEET.
AND THEY DROWNED.
RIVER #2
THREE VOTES DECIDES
>>317895749
MAYBE THEY WEREMURDERED
>>317895564
Manlet oxen
When will they learn
>>317895813
FORD STRONK
>>317895813
ford
>>317895813
Excuse me
"moodered"
>>317895813
FORD THAT SHIT FORD THAT SHIT FORD THAT SHIT
I can never find a proper download of THIS version of the game, only the Facebook rip.
Anyone have a link?
No worries if not.
HARRISON FORD
>>317895882
>>317895886
>>317895929
WE LOST
THE WHEEL
>>317896050
ANOTHER OX
IN THREE FEET WATER
WHERE DID YOU BUY THESE MANLET OXEN?
>>317896121
Oxlettes
>>317896050
we don't need wheels where we're going
>>317896050
JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL
>>317896164
When will they learn
Fort Kearny!
Shop, change pace and rations, hunt?
OR ARE THERE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN?
>>317896050
good thing the only spare part we bought was a wheel
>>317896050
GOD DAMMIT JIM
>>317896164
Sounds tasty.
>>317896236
GET MORE WHEELS NIGGA
>>317896236
HUUUUUUNT
>>317896236
NO BREAKS ON THE DYSENTERY TRAIN
>>317896236
Beware of Pete
>>317896236
We need more wheels and more oxen that aren't oxlettes
>>317896236
Maximum rations. We gotta be fat like the true americans we are.
>>317896294
INDIAN GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>317896451
ITS CALLED TRAIL OF TEARS FOR A REASON NIGGUH
We must hunt and use every part of the rabbit
>>317896324
>>317896414
I TOOK OUT MY FRUSTRATIONS ON THESE DEER
>>317896696
272 pounds of deer, holy fuck.
FUGG
>>317896865
Nice navigating Jim Lahey!
>>317896865
HOW DID WE TAKE THE WRONG TRAIL THERES ONLY ONE TRAIL AND ITS THE OREGON TRAIL
>>317896865
TRAIL OF TEEEEEAAAARS
For Auld Lang Syne, my friends.
For Auld Lang Syne.
Fort Laramie!
Shop for anything?
Change Pace and Rations?
>>317897207
Sell our oxen. buy wheels. kill the injinns
>>317897207
Slow yo' roll, nigga. Take it easy!
>>317897075
No brakes on this train
>>317897207
Buy cigarettes
>>317897293
OH GOD
OH GOD IT'S HIM
AND HE WANTS OUR ONLY SET OF CLOTHING
WE'LL BE NAKED
>>317897426
L-lewd. . .
Do it. Do it now!
>>317897426
YES
>>317897426
Take off dem panties... You want a wagon wheel, dontcha?Strip.
>>317897426
NOPE, SORRY FELLA
>>317897426
clothing is superfluous anyway
MAKE THE DEAL
Oregon Trail is such a comfy game.
>>317897478
>>317897520
>>317897528
>>317897540
>>317897551
I feel so.... Exposed.....
Why was he licking his lips while we stripped?
Oh no, we're nudists now.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>317897809
FUCK
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO DIE
THE BERRIES WERE CURSED
I REPEAT THE BERRIES WERE CURSED
>>317897809
THE CURSED FRUIT
YOU'VE DOOMED US
>>317897809
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH NIGGUH
MORE BAD WATER
SOMEONE GET RID OF THE BERRIES
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>317898189
Oh fuck that's nasty.
>>317898036
>>317897935
SHIT GO IN DE WATER
WATER GO IN DE CUP
WATER GO IN DE STOMACH
BLOOD COME OUT DE BUTT
>>317898189
CAN'T WAKE UP
oh i missed these
good to be back
>>317898309
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want off this ride
>>317898390
Clearly, we've angered Neptune somehow.
>>317898390
the car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
TAKE THAT, MOTHER NATURE!
>>317898487
WHEN WE TOOK THAT WRONG TURN... WE ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN LINE TO MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>317898390
DYSENTERY INBOUND
>>317898596
THEY ATE HIS PRIZED BERRIES
EVERYTHING IS TUMBLING DOWN
>>317898596
I think we might need to sacrifice more oxen
WE FINALLY MADE IT TO INDEPENDENCE ROCK!
Health is poor, should we rest for a few days?
Pace is steady, I can speed it up or slow it down.
Rations are filling.
>>317898874
no time for rest, no time for feed
>>317898874
Let's rest. And pray.
>>317898874
no rest for the wicked. this is a one way trip to hell
HE'S A BIG GUY
HE CAN MAKE IT, RIGHT?
>>317898874
happy rest time
Rest up, buy more wheels
TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN
>>317899097
so this is what happens when you take off the mask
>>317899097
Oh, Bane. That poor maiden.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
IT'S GETTING PRETTY SPOOKY
>>317899461
WE DON'T DESERVE THIS, NEPTUNE
Someone should photoshop the cant wake up skeleton into this pic.
INCREASE RATIONS, END THIS MADNESS
>>317899605
>>317899336
>>317899219
Pfft, shoot one deer and get back 200 pounds.
Please, /v/. How do we break this curse?
>>317899753
Have we started the fire?
>>317899920
delicious genocide
AIN'T NO GRASS FOR THE OXEN
GRASS DOESN'T GROW ON TREES
>>317899920
>3.9k pounds
Keep going?
>>317900246
We have to, or those oxen will turn cannibal.
THREE VOTES
>>317900380
FORT BRIDGERS
>>317900380
Fort Bridger
>>317900380
Stay away from rivers.
>>317900380
FORD
>>317900380
fort baybee
>>317900380
green river
>>317899920
>near 2 tons of meat
>with 20 bullets
holy shit
>>317900429
>>317900514
>>317900626
THE FIRE RISES
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>>317900962
Buy meat
I honestly can't remember the last time I was here. We always go with the shotcut.
What do we do here?
>>317900962
FOR YOU
>>317900962
it was part of his master plan
Should we be Jews and sell her the spoiled food?
Oy vey *rubs hands*
>>317901203
KEEP MEAT
WE DON'T NEED WHEELS WHERE WE'RE GOING
>>317900962
gets over typhoid like its the common cold
the absolute mad man
>>317901203
Of course. It's quite a steal, goy!
>>317901203
DO IT
>>317901274
AH
>>317901461
AHH
>>317901386
>>317901416
WHY WEREN'T YOU QUICKER
I GOT A BETTER DEAL
BUT WE'RE STILL CURSED
>>317901461
>>317901545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xW2taEoH6s
>>317901623
WE MUST GO ON
RIP Buffalo
BUFFALO GHOSTS ARE HAUNTING US
>>317901814
HUNT EVERY LAST BUFFALO
>>317901918
STOP KILLING THE BUFFALO
TOO MUCH MEAT
>>317901814
BETTER START DRINKING BLOOD INSTEAD OF WATER
>>317901461
DYSENTERY
WE'RE DOOMED
>>317901926
>>317901640
>>317901986
>>317901991
DOOOOOOOMED
Fuck the buffalo, we're going full extinction
>>317901926
I wish they had one where after each play though less buffalo appeared
>>317899920
dinosaur hunting
>>317901991
Oh God, we're a bunch of nudists who drink blood instead of water.
What does that make us?
>>317902179
Statistics.
>>317902179
Survivors.
Khorne comes to Oregon, a new sitcom!
>>317902179
Naked vampires? Sounds like the CW.
>>317902179
>What does that make us?
demons
I...
I just don't know anymore, /v/.
We didn't deserve this.
>>317902321
>9/11
Change pace to maximum speed. We gotta get out of droughtland.
ITS GETTING REAL
>>317902179
Nosferatu
>>317902321
JUST GIVE THE SPIRITS WHAT THEY WANT
>>317902419
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
YOU MUST HUNT!
>>317902317
STANDING
I have to say though as bad as its been water and fog wise
AT LEAST NO ONES DIED YET
>>317902514
HUNT
>>317902514
AHHM NUCLEARRRRRR!
>>317902514
IF YOU KILL THE OXEN THEY CAN'T STARVE
>>317902514
SUCH A LUST FOR GRASS! WHOOOOOOO?
How much further to Oregon? Are we at least halfway?
>>317902419
ded just like his shitty game
FORD = 6 VOTES
OTHERS = 3 VOTES
>>317902546
WAIT UNTIL AFTER WE CROSS THIS RIVER
>>317902550
AFTER WE CROSS
>>317902673
Caulk
>>317902673
FERRY
>>317902656
Best comment so far.
>>317902673
FORD
>>317902673
FUCKIN FORD IT M8
>>317902673
MANLET OXEN ARE LIGHTER IN WATER
FORD FOCUS DAT SHIT
>>317902673
ford nigguh
>>317902673
Ferry
>>317902673
FORD IT
NEPTUNE WON'T STOP US
>>317902673
FERRY! THEY'LL HAVE TO LET NAKED, BLOOD-DRINKING PEOPLE ON BOARD!
>>317902673
Caulk it, we sailors now
>>317902673
caulk our shit up
>>317902673
FORD
>>317902754
>>317902809
>>317902820
CAULK COMING UP NEXT
>>317902949
fucking poorfags
>>317902949
FORD FUCK COCKS
>>317902949
SELL YOUR CLOTHES
OH WAIT
>>317902737
>>317902828
>>317902845
NUDIST VAMPIRES LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY
>>317902949
No steam sale for going on a ferry it seems..
>>317902949
FORD IT FAGGOT
>>317902949
NEVER SAID WE'D PAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>317903092
YES BROTHERS! THE WEST SHALL RUN WITH BLOOD!
>>317903092
HUNT, MY BROTHER
>>317903192
>>317903161
>>317903127
>>317903103
>>317903094
>>317902660
>>317903237
Our status.
>>317903292
TRUMP ALMOST GETTING STUMPED
>>317903292
I DEMAND BLOOD
>>317903292
Sanic speed, GABEN feed. Excellent.
>>317903402
>>317903237
>>317903352
BLOOD
>>317903450
AGAIN
>>317903450
THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH PROSPERITY! GIVE FATE NO PURCHASE!
>>317903509
BUT THE OXEN
>>317903450
ONLY SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS!?
MEDIOCRE!
CRASHING THIS WAGON
>>317902620
this made me laugh harder than it should
>>317903450
>Game will become scarce
>implying it isn't after the naked vampires roll through the prairie
>>317903578
>>317903592
>>317903718
ANIMAL GHOSTS ARE BACK
>>317903686
OH GOD NO
>>317903741
>>317903746
>>317903753
>>317903820
It was a good run, guys.
>>317903434
Underatted post.
>>317903760
Slow down to medium speed. Need healtier conditions.
>Play oregon trail
>river is 2 feet deep
>try to ford
>fails and someone manages to drown
This game is shit
>>317903856
OUR BLOOD SACRIFICES HAVE NOT PLEASED THE GODS
>>317903760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLq9DnkZHfU&feature=youtu.be
NO
ANYONE BUT TRUMP! WE NEED TRUMP TO MAKE OREGON GREAT AGAIN!
>>317903871
SLOWING TO MEDIUM, WE NEED TO GET TO THE NEXT PLACE TO REST
>>317904063
STOP THE WAGON SO THEY CAN GET BETTER
FULL FUCKING STOP
>>317904063
I recommend leeches and blood letting.
>>317904063
Turns out you had set it to medium a while back. Can you read my mind?
>>317904063
not so rich now, are you Trump?
>>317903856
WHEN WILL IT END
>>317904063
QUICK
BUILD WALL
STILL WAITING ON THE CANT WAKE UP EDIT OF THIS
>>317904110
ALL IN FAVOR OF THIS SAY AYE
ALL OPPOSED SAY NAY
>>317904201
STOP THE FUCKING WAGON YOU MADMAN YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FELLOW VAMPIRES
>>317904201
AYYY LMAO
AYYY TO THE SHOOP AS WELL
>>317904201
AYE
>>317904201
AYE
>>317904201
NAY WE MUST REACH THE HOLY LAND SOON
>>317904201
Aye
>>317904201
NAY
the blood gods are on our side. full throttle on the way to hell i say!
>>317904201
AYE.
THERE SOON WON'T BE ANY VAMPIRES FOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN IF WE DONT STOP
>>317904287
>>317904301
>>317904303
>>317904317
>>317904352
>>317904352
>>317904412
AND WE'RE MOVING ON UP
(MOVING ON UP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY
>>317904527
>>317904527
>>317904527
NEVER MIND
NEVER MIND
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ
>>317904325
Who keeps saying that?
>>317904679
It's over
>>317904679
LEAVE HIM, HE'LL ONLY SLOW US DOWN
>>317904679
SHIT GO IN DE WATER
WATER GO IN DE CUP
WATER GO IN DE STOMACH
BLOOD COME OUT DE BUTT
>>317904527
>>317904679
FUCKING JAK
>>317904679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiVpWK0B380&feature=youtu.be
>>317904753
>>317904843
>>317904859
>>317904861
>>317904872
>>317904886
ANONS... HE'S....
HE'S GONE......
>>317904679
JAK IS BLEEDING TO SAVE THEM FROM THE WILD BERRIES. HE TRULY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>317904872
That image. Wow.
>>317904980
AT LEAST BANE IS OKAY
BLOOD?
>>317904980
Goodbye
>>317904980
HE COULDN'T EVEN DIE RIGHT
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE
>>317904980
>got well
>gets dysentery
>dies of measles
Wat
>>317905019
>>317905020
>>317905059
>>317905063
BUT WE'RE MOVING ON UP
(MOVING ON UP)
THE FIRE RISES
(FIRE RISES)
>>317904980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maPT6nPqbD8&feature=youtu.be
>>317905148
HE DIDN'T DIE SO GOOD
>>317905148
YES
>>317904980
>>317905019
Godspeed. You gave your life so that no wild fruit would bear.
>>317905148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg
>>317905148
He's a Big Guy for diseases.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY VICTORIES
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL.... IT'S GOING TO BIG, IT'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL, AND WE'RE GOING TO GET THE NATIVES TO PAY FOR IT
THE CANADIANS ARE RIPPING US OFF. THEY JUST DEVALUED THEIR CURRENCY BECAUSE OUR LEADERS ARE STUPID.
THE FRANCE DEAL WAS A DISASTER.
JOHN TYLERCARE NEEDS TO GO.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE OREGON
GREEEAAAAAAT AGAIN
>>317905460
CANNOT BE STUMPED
>>317905460
BRING GREATNESS TO AMERICA
US BLOOD-DRINKING VAMPIRES DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO WATER
>>317905460
BUILD WALL
BUILD IT SO FAST
MAKE THE INDIANS PAY FOR IT
>>317905645
PUNY HUMANS AND THEIR NEED FOR WATER
>>317905526
>>317905547
>>317905593
>>317905658
KEEP GOING?
>>317905460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWkifAMiLI
>>317905740
SANIC SPEED, GABEN FEED
>>317905740
drink some soda first.
>>317905740
BLOOD
>>317905740
Maybe you should grab some more food before you go.
>>317905797
>>317905808
>>317905813
>>317905843
>>317905880
>>317905740
BLOOD!
>>317905951
MAKE THE OXEN EAT BLOOD TOO
>>317905959
>>317905951
IF WE DON'T REST, WILL HE DIE?
(Rest at the next Fort, yes/no? We'll be there in a day.)
>>317905951
TEACH THEM TO EAT MEAT
>>317905951
>literally no grass anywhere
Should have invited Snoop along, I guess.
>>317906025
>(Rest at the next Fort, yes/no? We'll be there in a day.)
OF COURSHE
>>317906025
rest at the fort.
>>317906025
>fever
The fire rises!
WE'RE HERE!
TIME TO SUCK EVERYONES BLOOD.
>>317906025
REST
>>317905460
I love you op
>>317906176
Bad water......
More like BLOODY WATER
>>317906045
>>317906046
>>317906127
>>317906151
>>317906195
>>317906207
>>317906267
DID SOMEONE SAY
BLOOD?
>>317906162
More.
>>317906384
>If you continue to hunt in this area game will become scarce.
More like EXTINCT.
YOU THINK TYPHOID IS YOUR ALLY
>>317899920
that's some insane efficiency
that's multiple kills every single bullet 20 times
>>317906530
Strong bastard
WE HAVE TAUGHT OUR OXEN TO SURVIVE OFF OF BLOOD
UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS HUMAN BLOOD
>>317906530
CAN'T CAN THE MASKETTA MAN
FORD = 6 VOTES
OTHERS = 3 VOTES
IF FERRY GETS SELECTED I REALIZED WE CAN TRADE FOOD AND BULLETS FOR MONEY
>>317906796
Hire indian.
>>317906796
INDIAN
>>317906796
HENRY FORD
>>317906796
Ford it baby
>>317906796
PUT THOSE INJUNS TO WORK
>>317906796
>12 feet deep
That's practically Marianas Trench! Better caulk my shit up family.
>>317906796
Use the Red man to get ahead, man
>>317906831
>>317906838
>>317906883
>>317906975
CAN'T DO INDIAN.... YET
HOWEVER, WE CAN SELL SOME STUFF FOR CLOTHING TO GIVE TO HIM
>>317907076
FORD
>>317907076
ford
DEAL?
OR DO WE FIND ANOTHER?
>>317907076
CAULK
>>317907076
I bet this guy and Mr. Wagon Wheel are running a racket.
>>317907228
NO
>>317907307
They're almost dead anyway, sounds like a great deal goy!
>>317906162
Source?
>>317907307
>>317907307
Fuck no, that's a highway robbery.
>>317907407
OY VEY THANK YOU GOYIM
>>317907307
>some fucking cloth for 2 vampire oxen
FUCKING KILL THE KIKE AND STEAL HIS SHIT FOR OUTLANDISH OFFER
>>317907503
BUILD GUIDE
SAL TYSPOON IS SICK
HOLY
SHIT
WHO'S NAVIGATING THIS CLUSTERFUCK
>>317906162
..more
"i was only pretending"
>>317907689
ITS THE REDSKIN
MURDER HIM
>>317907689
SHOULDA TAKEN THAT LEFT TOIRN AT ALBUQUERQUE
>>317907859
HE SABOTAGED OUR WAGON
>>317907689
>>317907968
>How do you want your trail family?
>Just fuck my shit up
>>317907968
FUCKING INJINS!
B-BUT WE'RE NAKED
>IMPLYING WE CARE
>>317908080
>>317908121
>>317908198
>>317908126
but we're huddling our naked, blood-drenched bodies together.i-its not like we wanted to or a-anything!
TIME TO HUNT BTW
>>317908271
O-of course not. J-just trying to s-stay warm.
this is just hardship after hardship
WE NEED TO MURDER THAT INDIAN
>YAWN
REST AT FORT, YES/NO?
>>317908598
KEEP GOING
>>317908598
NAY
>>317908598
>merely pretending to be well
>>317908535
SHOSHONI SENT US TO HELL
BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER
TAKE BACK EVERY OXEN WE"VE LOSTbane, im already a big guy
>>317898189
I used to always think these were a bunch of rolled-up carpets the wagon ran over
>>317892123
I enjoy playing the remake on my phone. Pretty close to the original with some neat changes.
>>317908598
Let's make the pace grueling. We need to make up for lost time.
>>317908624
>>317908648
>>317908654
>>317908706
>>317908758
SHOSHONI PLACE ROCKS IN TRAIL OF NAKED WHITE MAN
SHOSHONI STOP THEM FROM REACHING OREGON
>>317908738
BASED
THANK YOU
>>317908867
GOT IT
TYPHOID, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
>>317909024
MERELY PRETENDING
>>317909024
Sal's the cure
>>317908793
I actually met and talked to the Dev of that here in Chicago. Was pretty neat.
>>317909064
>>317909067
TRUMP PUNCHED AN INDIAN SO HARD HE BROKE HIS ARM
>>317909141
Should have slapped him for making such a horrifically shitty absolutely piss in my eyes terrible live action trailer for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CobETV5QeHE
You will not make it two minutes.
REST OR KEEP GOING?
>>317909149
TRUMP BOUT TO GET STUMPED
>>317909302
WHEN GOING THROUGH HELL, KEEP GOING.
>>317909149
Based Donald. He's still trying to save the country.
TWO VOTES DECIDES
TWO VOTES
WE ARE ALMOST THERE
>>317909576
Walla Walla
>>317909576
short cut
>>317909576
WALLA WALLA
>>317909576
HOLLA HOLLA WALLA WALLA
>>317909576
WALLA WALLA
>>317909576
WALLA WALLA 5 DOLLA MAKE YA HOLLA
>>317909576
Buy shit with what? We have no money...
>>317909629
>>317909642
>>317909678
>>317909679
>>317909689
>>317909725
>>317909737
WE FINALLY USED THAT WAGON WHEEL
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
>>317909576
BUILD WALLA
>>317905460
CAN'T STUMP
WON'T STUMP
NO
NO DAMMIT NO
NOT TRUMP
I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
WHO'S GOING TO TELL /pol/?
>>317909914
NOT TRUMP
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UNSTUMPABLE
FUCK WHO'S GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN NOW
>>317909914
HE IS BUILDING A WALL IN HEAVEN NOW
>>317909914
CHOLERA STUMPED THE TRUMP
>>317909914
BANE IS OUR ONLY HOPE
>>317909914
Based Trump failed before he made America great again.
WE'RE LITERALLY
ONE OBSTACLE AWAY
FROM OREGON
>>317909914
>mfw americans clap at funerals
>>317909576
The Dalles
>>317909914
no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>317910117
This is what happens when you let Trump die
>>317910117
We need to rest for 3 days, then make a charge for the finish line.
>>317910045
THAT FUCKER'S FAKING IT AND YOU KNOW IT!
>>317910117
ITS BECAUSE SAL HAS DYSENTRY
ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
>>317910117
THE ASTRONOMICAN OF TRUMP HAS GONE OUT AND WITH IT ALL HOPE FOR MANKIND
THIS TRAIL WILL BE THE END OF US
I wanted to go to bed an hour ago
PICK UP THE PACE
CRASHING THIS BANE
>>317910158
WE'RE LIKE A DAY AWAY FROM THE FORT, WE'LL REST THERE. 3 DAYS SOUND GOOD?
>>317910171
>OH NO, EVERYONE'S SAD ABOUT TRUMP
>BETTER BRING THE ATTENTION BACK TO ME AND PRETEND TO BE SICK
WHAT A CUNT
>>317910307
>BANE HAS DYSENTRY
GET TO OREGON BEFORE THE BIG GUY BITES IT
WE MADE IT
RESTING FOR THREE DAYS
>>317910390
PINK MOUNTAINS? WTF?
WE LOSING OUR MINDS!
I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
>>317910561
SAL YOU SON OF A BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
THREAD THEME
Can we buy some clothes? It's time we gave BANE his mask back.
>>317910561
I WARNED YOU ABOUT FAKING IT!
I FUCKIN TOLD YOU, DOG!
EITHER YOU HAVE DYSENTERY OR YOU DONT
FUCK OFF SAL
OH
FUCK
>>317910708
NOBODY WOULD MISS YOU SAL
FUCK WE'LL JUST TOSS YOU FROM THE WAGON IF YOU DIE, YOU DONT DESERVE A FUNERAL
>>317910708
Holy shit, Sal, stop trying to get all the attention by being a total shit.
>>317910708
THROW THAT NIGGER OFF THE WAGON!
FUCKER WONT STOP TWEETING ABOUT "MUH DYSENTERY"
SINCE WE DONT HAVE ANY MONEY, I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT OUR OPTION IS
WE CAN DO THIS, /v/
>>317910926
Raft 'er up.
>>317910926
you'd better not fuck up the ONLY gameplay apart from the hunting, OP
>>317910926
I HOPE SAL DROWNS
>>317910926
RAFT
>>317910926
FORD EVERY STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoCPuhhE6dw
>>317910926
RAFT THIS SHIT
>>317910965
>>317910970
>>317910984
>>317910986
>>317911023
>>317911036
>>317911049
UHHHHHH GUYS?
>>317909914
NOOOOOOOOO
TRUMP STUMPED
>>317911139
YES!
>>317911139
Is it over?
>>317911139
Good show.
>>317911139
THREAD THEME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
IF ONLY TRUMP WERE AROUND TO SEE THIS
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
WE DID IT, /v/.
3 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES, BUT WE DID IT.
>>317911147
>>317911168
>>317911197
>>317911203
>>317911139
>>317911139
HABBENIG!!!!
>>317911245
VICTORY
BANE HAS MADE IT HAPPEN
>>317911245
FOR TRUMP
;_;7
>>317911245
TRUMP WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD
IT FALLS ON BANE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. BIG WALLS FOR BIG GUYS
OUR SCORE
>>317911245
BANE TO CREATE THE HOMESTEAD
>>317911245
EXCELLENT! now, to marry our cousins!
>>317911245
we did it family
Well guys, glad that /v/ actually made it for once. And just in time to still do a little Christmas shopping!
FOURTH PLACE, NOT BAD
I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS THREAD
TO DONALD J TRUMP
>>317911452
I totally forgot about Lahey
Did anything happen to him at fucking all?
>>317911346
>3 oxen
SOLID OX
LIQUID OX
SOLIDUS OX
>>317911346
>mfw we are the first nudist colony in America
donald_trump_watching_party_from_heaven.gif
>>317911445
I think this is the second time I've ever seen /v/ make it and I've been in oregon trail threads for years
>>317911665
>tfw I wanted to buy clothes not because I seriously wanted Bane to have a mask but because I wanted /v/ to win.
>>317911569
Not just nudist colony, but Vampire Nudist colony.
We also genocided all the Indians.
>>317911665
TRUMP DIED FOR OUR WIN
>>317911509
A local paid him $100 to fuck off and nobody noticed.
Some OC
One more picture to commemorate this.
I want to thank all of you who posted in this thread. It was a lot of fun.
Have a great Thanksgiving.
>>317912104
round 2 pls op
>>317912456
I think we ended on a good note, plus it's late.
I know I normally do a quick silly round to finish but we'll do that some other time.
>>317912698
happy thanksgiving, anon.
>>317912742
You too.
>>317912959
Thanks OP, good thread
>>317913110
This one definitely ranks among my favorites. Top 3 easily.
The other two would be Adolf Hitler and the endless desert run, and the homeless gypsies run.
I'm glad you enjoyed the thread, anon.
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