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OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
Political Machine 2016 is out, and y'all niggas know what that means.
Does /v/ have what it takes to win the USA Elections and become the new President of the United States?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
The game defaults to Easy but fuck that. We're playing on Normal with the standard game length of 21 weeks and the Starting Funds as 100%
FIRST, THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION. WHO ARE WE PLAYING AS? I'm giving you all 10 minutes to decide via good old democratic vote. Here are the choices.
We can also create our own custom dude, giving him his own stats, appearance and shit. Your choice.
>>317796957
Trump
>>317796957
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>317796957
TRUMP
>>317796957
Small loan of a million trumps
>>317796957
trump because memes
>>317796957
Rand Paul
>>317796957
Fuck all the Trump memers, we should be making our own candidate called "/v/"or "/pol/"
>>317796957
I'm with >>317797532 this man
>>317797532
Our own candidate
Call himGaben
>>317796957
Make our own guy to better fit our views
>>317796957
Been twenty minutes, man.
>>317797091
>>317797123
>>317797186
>>317797295
>>317797401
Trump barely wins!
Here are his stats.
Stamina 7
>This determines how many STAMINA POINTS your candidate has, allowing for more actions per turn
Money 10
>This determines your candidate's INITIAL FUNDS
Fund Raising Ability 8
>This determines how much money our candidate brings in when FUNDRAISING
Charisma 8
>Charisma increases the effectiveness of SPEECHES and ADS
Appearance 5
>Appearance increases the effectiveness of INTERVIEW appearances
Credibility 1
>Credibility increases the effectiveness of your NEGATIVE ADS and decreases the effects of NEGATIVE ADS your opponent makes
Experience 5
>Experience makes it easier to win ENDORSEMENTS by decreasing their POLITICAL CAPITAL cost
Intelligence 5
>Intelligence increases the responses available during an INTERVIEW
Now we have to select our opponent. Who is it?
For the sake of the challenge, I'm not allowing you guys to create your own opponent, you have to pick from the list.
>>317798698
Shillary
>>317798698
Shillary, of course
>>317798698
Hillarious Clinton
>>317798698
Feel the Bern, Sanders
>>317798698
Hillary "Snuke" Clinton of course.
>>317798698
Bernie Sanders
>>317798698
Shillary
>>317798698
Bernie "The Kuck" Sanders, of course.
>>317798698
Hillary Clinton is the most realistic adversary so I'm going with her
>>317798698
Bernie
>>317798698
bernie the kek sanders
>>317798698
Bernie "Living the communist life while blacks bang my wife" Sanders
>>317798761
>>317798775
>>317798806
>>317798932
>>317799070
>>317799158
Hillary Wins!
READY... SET...
Some nice tutorial stuff. Don't forget, we only have 21 weeks (turns) to win.
>>317799439
>Not respecting flag code
Triggering tbqh family
>>317799626
Give speech about the WALL
Trump has 5 million dollars on hand and 11 Stamina
The competition immediately starts as both Trump and Clinton have their Headquarters and starting point on New York. This means they both start with a Central Headquarter there. Right now, the headquarter is giving each of them 10,000 dollars per week and some research on what the top worries of the state are.
This does not bode well for Trump, as New York is 53% Democrat, 36% Republican and 11% Undecided. In other words, winning this territory could prove to be an insurmountable challenge.
Regardless, we have a few choices.
1) Improve our headquarters to have them give us 30 thousand dollars per week and more awareness. (Costs 500,000 dollars and 4 stamina)
2) Try to fight in this territory
3) Move on to another territory
>>317799626
Build a HQ, with turrets on it.
>>317800201
New york is full of shillary keks.
Move on to somewhere else
>>317800201
Forgot image
>>317800201
Move on, New York is worth abandoning.
>>317800201
Nah, let's go for some of those gray states.
>>317800201
>>317800323
Upgrade the HQ so we get more money, but then get the fuck out
>>317800323
Run away. New York sucks
>>317800323
Get the fuck out of New York
>>317800323
Improve HQ. We can beat Hillary with the power of money alone.
>>317800450
Nah, the extra 20k per week over 21 weeks is a loss. And it costs 4 stamina. You trying to stump the Trump senpai?
You're fired.
>>317800298
>>317800331
>>317800342
>>317800469
>>317800539
Alright then. We're moving somewhere else.
Here's the map, if map is a color, it means that it has at least 10% advantage on that color over the other (so Red = Good). If it's grey, it means they're close.
Just landing on a state raises awareness of us, in other words, just landing there already improves their standing with us.
Where do we fly to?
>>317798593
>money 10
>credibility 1
>intelligence 5
heh
>>317800739
>Here's the map, if map is a color, it means that it has at least 10% advantage on that color over the other
Well you've certainly got Trumpspeak down.
Fly to Florida, let's get margaritas.
Oh, also, you guys probably will want to know about this.
This is the Electoral Votes map. The brighter the pink, the more this state is worth in terms of votes. So these are the ones that are more worth aiming for.
>>317800739
Florida.
And this is the Wealth Map. The brighter the yellow, the more money they can give out when you ask for a raise of funds (assuming they like you and you're doing well with them)
>>317800739
>>317800982
>>317801050
Glad we have Texas on our side.
Dare I suggest we try to fight for California?
>>317801121
We need to get Florida on side, plus it has less fags than California.
>>317800982
Colorado then
>>317801173
I'm good with Florida.
>>317801173
You convinced me. Florida it is.
>>317801121
Flo rida
>>317801293
Same here.
Has Trump's plane been shot down? Florida ain't that bad. Hurry up.
Well then. Let's go to Florida.
Here's how Florida's looking. Only a slight advantage towards Clinton, we can do this. We still have 10 Stamina.
Here are our options:
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317801669
Ads. Gotta spend that money somewhere.
>>317801669
I say we have an AD and then a Speech.
>>317801669
Give a speech bashing the sodomites.
>>317801669
Ads
>>317801669
Let's give some SPEECHES
>>317801669
A good Speech should help
>>317801669
Give a speech about the WALL
Alright, /v/, choose how the speech goes:
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
Social Security (Everyone favors it)
Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
Supporting Israel (Everyone favors it)
Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317802105
I OPPOSE SUPPORTING ISRAEL
>>317802105
1) I favor
2) Social Security
>>317802105
oppose israel
give the kikes no quarter
>>317802105
REPEAL OBAMACARE
>>317802105
I oppose social security, that's pussy shit. A real American lives off the back of his hard work.
>>317802105
We can't be honest about Israel or we'll lose these elections. We gotta wait until we're president to really do shit about that.
Oppose Obamacare, fuck the Democrats.
>>317802105
Support Social Security
Florida is full of old fuckers, they will eat that up
>>317802105
HATE OBAMACARE
>>317802183
>>317802225
>>317802305
3% gained from telling Obamacare to fuck off. We're now starting to lead Florida. Good work.
We still have the stamina to do one other action.
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317802461
give speech on wall
>>317802461
Ads
>>317802461
Create an advertisement.
>>317802461
Outreach Center, need mo points fo dem endorsements
>>317802461
ads time
>>317802105
>Oppose social security because it's socialism security
>Oppose obamacare be mcause its obamao care
>Oppose Israel because it's 4chan
>oppose student loan reform because socialism
>approve deficit reduction
>>317802461
Do some ads.
>>317802509
>>317802516
>>317802538
Ads it is
1) Ground Game (Costs 50,000, ad works within the state we're on)
or
TV (Costs 450,000, ad works very well within the state and pretty well within the whole country)
And then, again.
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
Social Security (Everyone favors it)
Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
Supporting Israel (Everyone favors it)
Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317802771
TV, make it widespread that we hate Obamacare and want to repel it. Let all Republicans fall to their knees.
>>317802771
Say that Hillary opposes Israel, slander that bitch.
>>317802771
TV
[X] HATE OBAMACARE
>>317802771
TV.
Let's praise student loans.
>>317802771
>doesn't even cost 10% of our dosh
TV on repealing Obamacare
>>317802771
I'm with >>317802897 this guy
>>317802771
>>317802806
>>317802875
These guys
>>317802806
>>317802875
>>317802949
The ad is done and will continue to have it's effect for some time.
The map has changed. Minnesota is now grey instead of blue, so it's within our reach. Albama is now on our side.
Before we end this turn, let's have two quick choices.
1) Do we move to another state on stay on this one. If so, which one?
2) Give me two states you want us to raise awareness for.
And then we can end our turn.
Stay yo
>>317803183
Stay. We need Florida.
>>317803183
Our fight in Florida is still not over. State ain't red! Let's stay here.
It's important to keep our lead in Texas and Oklahoma.
>>317803207
>>317803287
>>317803290
Alright. I traveled to Texas to raise our awareness there and then back to Florida to further raise our awareness here. Let's keep fighting in Florida.
ON TO THE NEXT TURN.
Quick choice. There's an opportunity in Rhodes Island, we need to travel there, whatever is there might be a positive or negative. It would cost us 2 stamina to go there and come back.
Do we risk it?
>>317803687
YES
SWEDEN YES
>>317803687
Always pick the mystery box. Go to the island
>>317803687
Sure
>>317803738
>>317803751
>>317803760
Well then... This sucks.
It's not like Rhodes Island was ever in our reach though, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Clinton built Election Headquarters in both California and Pennsylvania. Meanwhile Florida is now 50 ours and 39 theirs, with only 11 undecided. In other words, it's pretty much ours.
We're still in Florida, though. What should we do?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317803972
We don't need money, but we need to start winning Endorsements. Build a Outreach Center
>>317803867
The kook... More like the (...) :^)
>>317803972
Florida is good, move to Georgia
>>317803972
Build outreach
>>317803972
One more ad
>>317803972
Move to Pennsylvania
>>317803867
I hate that fat fuck and his faggot face.
>>317804034
>>317804127
Outreach Center built, we now gain 1 PR Clout per week. We can use this PR Clout to eventually start getting endorsements from major corporations, which will no doubt help our campaign.
We have 5 Stamina, just enough to one more action.
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) (NEW) Upgrade Outreach Center (1 PR Clout per week to 3 PR Clout per week), costs 500,000 dollars.
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317804414
Upgrade the Outreach Center, we got money
>>317804414
One more ad for good measure
>>317804414
A speech always helps
>>317804414
Upgrade Outreach
>>317804414
lets add an ad
>>317804470
>>317804703
Alright then. Are we good on Florida for now? If so, which state do we move to?
>>317804768
>>317804835
Go to Georgia
>>317804835
BUILD WALL
>>317804835
Colorado
>>317804835
Let's go conquer Cali
>>317804835
lets go for Michigan
>>317804835
Pensylvania
>>317804835
Fight for Pennsylvania
>>317804835
penn
>>317805083
>>317805108
Very well. I went to Pensylvania. It's 45% Hillary 42% us. How do we intend on gaining popularity here?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317805285
Speech!
>>317805285
Ads
>>317805285
Time for a speech
>>317805285
Ads & Speech
>>317805421
>>317805458
>>317805468
Let's start with a speech.
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Repeal ObamaCare (Independents and Republicals favor it, Democrats don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
>>317805285
speech about oposing to support videogames
>>317805693
I OPPOSE THE COMMON CORE
>>317805285
WALL
A
L
L
>>317805693
I SUPPORT A STRONG MILLITARY. FUCK THE LIBKEKS
>>317805693
oppose CC standards
>>317805693
WAR ECONOMY
>>317805693
oppose CC or deficit reduction
>>317805801
>>317805801
GIVE WAR A CHANCE
>>317805693
Support Deficit REdcution
>>317805742
>>317805796
>>317805812
Oppose Common Core it is.
Well, that was useless. Not a single change in our standings. Still 45% 42% Hillary. What a waste of Stamina.
What do we do now?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317805962
Fuck me, let's waste our money on a TV ad. We need to use it for something
>>317805962
FUNDRAISING WE NEED $$$
>>317805962
Fundraise
>>317805962
TV ad about repealing Obamacare
>>317805962
Trump doesn't Fundraise it would be out of character. More speeches where he talks about good people that he knows.
>>317806131
>>317806169
We raised some money. Not a lot, this state isn't particularly reach and they don't love us.
We now have two choices.
1) Make an ad
2) Go to an interview in Washington for 60 seconds
Note that if we don't do the interview now, we'll lose the chance of doing it next turn.
>>317806351
INTERVIEW
can i win at a game which was designed to be won?
>>317806351
Interview for sure
>>317806351
Interview
>>317806374
>>317806439
>>317806475
Here we go. America is watching.
Why the fuck did you waste your time in Pennsylvania? Every election people go "hurr duurr dis iz the yeer pa goes repub" and it never happens.
>>317806545
awesome. now what?
Alright, guys, here's how the interviews are gonna work.
You will only have 40 seconds to respond to them, so get ready. In case of a draw I will choose the first option that was replied to.
The image shows the question. The post will show the answers. The interview starts exactly one minute from now, so get ready.
>>317807149
>I'd work tirelessly against unions
>I support unions
>Unions have outlived their usefulness
>Unions should be battered and deep fried
GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>317807149
He fucking knows.
>>317807225
outlived
>>317807225
>>Unions should be battered and deep fried
>>317807225
UNIONS HAVE OUTLIVED THEIR USEFULNESS
>>317807149
Fuck you Leslie
You'll take my shitposting from my cold dead hands
We didn't answer in time. I'm gonna retry. One minute from now. Get ready.
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>REBUILD, FUNDED BY TAXES AND DEFICIT SPENDING
>BRING ON THE APOCALYPS
>REBUILD, VIA A MASSIVE STIMULUS BILL
>>317807478
MUH ROADS
>>317807478
Privatise
>>317807478
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>>317807478
PRIVATIZE
>>317807478
Privatize
>>317807478
WE NEED TO INVEST IN INFRASTRUCTURE ALRIGHT
WALL INFRASTRUCTURE
>>317807149
I DONT TAKE THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY YOU FUCK
GO DIE
WE FAILED. LET'S TRY AGAIN, QUICKLY. WE ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS.
>WE DON'T HAVE A DEBT PROBLEM
>WE'RE IN NO DANGER. BUT WE SHOULDN'T BE WASTEFUL.
>WE NEED TO TACKLE OUR DEBT NOW.
>DEBT DOESN'T EXIST.
>>317807601
DOESNT EXIST
>>317807601
PAY DEBTS
TACKLE IT NOW.
>>317807601
tackle it now
>>317807643
lol
>>317807601
Tackle the debt and then supplex it.
>>317807601
NO DANGER
God damn. It's really hard to do this shit via 4chan. But I'm not gonna give up.
ALRIGHT, ONE LAST CHANCE, GUYS.
Exactly one minute from now, I'm gonna post the question. You guys will have 30 seconds to answer. I'm convinced at this point that the quickest answer wins.
There are two of these, by the way, back to back.
ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, GET READY. PUT YOUR FINGERS ON THE F5
>>317807910
fuck u OP
>>317807910
We told you to privatize them you fucking mongoloid.
Actually, nevermind. We were really lucky.
Both of the questions were questions that were asked before, so I just used your previous answers:
First up: >>317807601
Here's what Trump answered
>>317807995
You goddamned idiot. If you're already in position with multiple answers then pick the majority.
>>317807995
Wrong image, but I chose privatized.
AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WE HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW IMMEDIATELY COMING UP. WE'RE SO LUCKY, GUYS.
You know the drill. Exactly one minute from now I will ask the question. First answer wins. You have 30 seconds.
A STRONG MILLITARY IS NO LONGER NECESSARY
WE NEED A STRONG MILLITARY
WE NEED TO REDUCE SPENDING
WE NEED TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM CANADA
>>317808423
We need strong military
I SUPPORT THE KEYSTONE XL
OIL IS A STEP BACK. WE NEED ALTERNATIVE ENERGIES
REPLACE IT WITH A WATERSLIDE
ONLY IF WE CAN BUILD IT SAFELY
>>317796957
Ben Garrison
>>317808423
AMERICA STRONK
>>317808508
Water
>>317808452
>>317808561
I managed to get these answers in just in time.
Good job.
>>317808604
How did it go? Status report
Good job. I have no idea how we managed to win even with the Waterslide line. I guess that's how much independents like big millitary.
Alright, now choose a state for us to go to and try to win over.
>>317808728
OHIO
>>317808728
Colorado
>>317808728
VIRGINIA
IT HAS VIRGIN IN IT, IT'S MADE FOR US
>>317808728
Back to Pennsylvania, it's still not ours. We need to do an Ad there.
Let's nuke New York
>>317808728
Georgia
>>317808728
Texas if we haven't already. If we have, let's make it into our powerbase, start building the spic-hunter brigades while we're at it.
>>317808728
Kansas
>>317799745
THE WALL KEEPS US SAFE FROM THE FILTH OUTSIDE
>>317808728
Georgia has a lot of power
>>317809150
>>317808958
We're in Georgia. We're winning here 46% to 41%
However, country-wide, we're losing 46% 42%, which isn't good at all.
What do we do?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in othersThere's an interview in Massaachusetts, if you dare
>>317809332
Ads, time to show this country we mean business
>>317809095
Fuck the wall, the wall is not enough, the wall is a waste of money (we could take from the beaners at dronepoint).
We need NUKES. NUKES for spics, NUKES for kikes, NUKES for gooks, NUKES for degenerates, and especially, NUKES for m00t.
>>317809332
TV ad
>>317809332
Go to the interview, then make an ad to show those latino shitskins their time is nigh.
>>317809375
>>317809449
>>317809469
Alright, let's start with the TV ad
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans do not)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans do not)
>>317809332
Gib speech
>>317809639
Opponent opposes a strong military
>>317809639
Favor that strong military
>>317809639
I FAVOR WAR
>>317809743
>>317809759
We got a bit more support around the country, nice job. Georgia is still not fully ours, though.
What do we do now?
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in othersThere's an interview in Massaachusetts, if you dare
>>317809639
WAR ECONOMY
>>317809639
favor millitary
>>317809931
Let's do the interview
>>317809931
Speech
>>317809931
Interview
>>317809931
SPEECh
>>317809931
gib speech
>>317809931
Speech
>>317809931
Speech, be as racist as you possibly can, it's not like we need subhuman votes.
>>317810003
>>317810031
>>317810056
>>317810060
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans do not)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans do not)
>>317810138
HILARY HATES MILITARY
>>317810138
I favor Deficit Reduction, let's have everyone's side on this
>>317810138
Favor student loans
>>317810138
opponent favors common core
>>317810138
I like the idea of saying Hillary hates the millitary, like someone suggested last time
>tfw this game was made by lefties
Trump should have at least above 6 in everything
>>317810218
>>317810337
Good job, Georgia is ours.
We even got an achievement out of it.
We can
1) Create an add
2) Fundraise
3) Move somewhere else4) Do the interview
>>317810460
Interview
>>317810460
interview
>>317810460
Do the interview.
>>317810460
Do the interview
>>317810460
Interview liek a motherfucking fist of the north star.
>>317810513
>>317810518
>>317810550
Here we go... At least this is the right place for it.
ALRIGHT, GUYS. GET YOUR F5 FINGER READY. EXACTLY ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, THE QUESTION WILL BE POSTED.
FIRST ANSWER WINS.
>>317810684
Do you still get time limit?
>>317810684
Mince no words, all spics will die.
AND DON'T FORGET. THIS CONSISTS OF TWO QUESTIONS. SO EVEN AFTER YOU ANSWER ONE, GET READY FOR THE NEXT ONE. HERE WE GO!
>IT'S A DISTRACTION THAT PUTS SOLDIERS AT RISK
>IT'S NOT A PROBLEM AND MAKES US STRONGER
>>317810873
SLAY THE GAYS
DISTRACTS
>>317810873
Distraction for soldiers.
>>317810873
US STRONGER
>THE GOVERNMENT HELPS AMERICANS
>A BIG GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT
>>317810873
Of course it's a distraction, when there's a hot guy who wants it in the ass nearby you just can't think about the war.
>>317810873
US STRONG ARMY
>>317810957
INEFFICIENT
>>317810957
HELPS AMERICANS
>>317810957
INEFFICIENT
GONNA GET THOSE LIBERTARIANS POINTS
>>317810957
BIG GOV
>>317810990
Alright, good job on the time, guys. We did it first try.
I'm gonna show the answers Trump gave before I give you what the public thought.
Believe it or not, this answer actually got an applause. Ayy lmao
WE DID IT, REDDIT!
Alright, guys. Pick two states.
The first state is the one where we travel by just to give it some awareness boost on our votes.
The second one is the one where we actually stop, so we can fight for it next turn.
>>317811224
STILL 4 PERCENT BEHIND
NEED THOSE INDEPENDENT VOICES
>>317811329
Wisconsin
>>317811329
STAY IN TEXAS WERE LOSING IT
>>317811329
Stop by California to show them Trump hasn't forgotten about themand that they'll get whats coming to them.
Finish up in Virginia.
>>317811329
GO VIRGINIA FOR THE BOOST
THEN SAVE TEXAS FROM LIBERAL SCUM
>>317811329
Swing back by New York, it's turned green.
Stop at Texas, we need the Lone Star to exterminate the brown menace.
>>317811329
Texas to Commiefornia, RELENTLESS AD CAMPAIGN IN CALI, WE NEED WORKERS FOR WALL. GO FUCK CALI UP
Alright, combining votes here.
We're gonna go to California for a bit and then end in Texas.
Texas is now Red again, it's ours again.
Meanwhile, we now have access to one special endorsement because of that upgraded outreach center a few turns ago. Whichever endorsement we choose will heavily help us with issues related to it and give us a big jumpstart in popularity.
So, which endorsement do we choose?
>>317811878
NRA
>>317811878
TEA PARTY
>>317811878
CHRISTIANS
>>317811878
GUNS GUNS GUNS
>>317811878
COLORED PEOPLE
STEAL SHILLARYS BLACK VOTE
>>317811878
christians
>>317812061
This
>>317811878
Guns
>>317811878
Business
>>317811878
the niggas
We have a pretty imposing lead on Texas, what do we do?1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317812524
Build HQ
closer to wall
>>317812524
UTAH
>>317812524
Need some other st8 m8
>>317811329
Take over Ohio first
>>317812524
We need starting to deal with the Gray States. I suggest Michigan.
>>317812524
SPEECH, OUR AWARENESS IS LOW
>>317812524
Eh, let's go to Ohio or Iowa. Texas is fine.
>>317812524
Ohio
>>317812524
Go for ohio or michigan
>>317812670
>>317812761
>>317812763
Moving to Ohio
44% 43% for Hilary, we can do this.
1) Create Ads (Good for changing a state or even the whole country's opinion, costly. Costs 3 Stamina))
2) Give a Speech (Good for raising awareness, costs no money, costs 5 Stamina)
3) Fundraising (Ask for money, the more they like us, the more money they give us, plus how wealthy they are, costs 3 Stamina)
4) Build HQ (Campaign Headquarters for weekly income and knowledge on issues, Consulting Office to get very important Operative Points, Outreach Center to get very important Special Interest Endorsement points, costs 4 Stamina)
5) I'm done with this state, let's try to gain awareness in others
>>317812892
Speech
>>317812892
Speech
>>317812892
Speech
>>317812892
Drop an ad on them
>>317812892
Build HQ
>>317812892
THROW MONEY AT THEM WITH AD
>>317812968
>>317813026
>>317813029
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-A strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
>>317813235
Hillary favors obamacare
>>317813235
Hilarry hates the troops
>>317813235
Opponent Opposes Deficit Reduction. That'll hurt Hillary the most.
>>317813456
This
>>317813374
Nice. We're winning 46% 42% on Ohio now.
What do we do?
>>317813235
Reduce that deficit
>>317813502
Might as well do an ad.
>>317813502
Ads
ITT: Watch OP play his game
Voting on what to do doesnt matter i guess
>>317813502
Move to the state Shillary is in and stop her from stealing our votes.
>>317813502
Throw another ad.
>>317813590
What? Yes it does. Most votes win, it's just that sometimes the votes come in too late when I'm already doing what's been voted the most.
>>317813570
>>317813584
>>317813650
1) Ground Game or TV?
2) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
3) The issue
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-A strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans don't)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans don't)
>>317813725
Shillary hates military
>>317813725
Tv
Hillary opposes deficit
>>317813725
TV, Hilary opposes repealing Obamacare.
>Hilary is confident in winning California, she never really campaigns over there
>that glorious feel when playing as trump and stealing it out from under her and winning by a ridiculous landslide, while she wastes her time campaigning to blacks in bumfuck nowhere louisiana
>>317813725
Reaffirm Hillary against deficit reduction
>>317813912
>>317813995
Alright then.
Not that much change. They probably didn't believe us. But either ways, I'm sure this will do some damage long term.
Once again, pick two states. The one where we pass by and the one where we end to fight for next turn.
>>317814165
State shes in, to california
>>317814165
Oregon, then Cali
Any grey state and then cali
>>317814165
Montana to Washington
The news seem pretty bad but...
OH SHIT.
44% VS 44%, we still have this!
>>317814657
>Hillary lost votes
>LEL TRUMP IS LOSING
bravo media
>>317814657
Hillary, you lying whore.
>>317814657
spam HQs all around the country, gotta get that $ in the green before the trump reserves run dry
Once that's done we need to spam the PR Clout building and win endorsements. That's really important early on
I'm pretty sure our advertising against her deficit reduction did a real huge number on her, which is why we managed to gain so much from one week to the next.
Anyways, what do we do now?
A few things to note: California seems to be heavily into Hillary's clutches, even with all of the undecided people on our side, we'd still be at a draw.
There's a point of interest in Idaho. It could be good. Or it could suck.
>>317814848
what color is Idaho?
>>317814848
Idaho
>>317814848
Forgot image, here's our map. As you can see Hillary is in Georgia, not that she has a chance there.
>>317814957
take the gamble, go to potato state.
>>317796957
Standwithrand
>>317814957
Florida is commie red. Have we gone too far?
Im telling you, we need commiefornia
Before we do anything else, we can choose whatever state we want to put the Director in. That state will have ads cost 50% less, which is pretty huge.
In other words, choose what state will become our Ad-Center.
>>317815330
Based George Lucas
>>317815330
It's gonna be great.
>>317815408
Let's take over Commiefornia
>>317815408
Cali
>>317815408
Cali
>>317815408
Make it Cali
>>317815505
>>317815513
>>317815525
Man, it's gonna be real hard to take over California, but you guys are the bosses. And we do have a Director over there now.
Well, we're back in California, the numbers are starting to look slightly better now, we could theoretically get all these 12 undecided to follow us, what do we do?
>>317815716
Make an add
>>317815716
SPEECH
>>317815824
>>317815869
1) Ground or TV?
2) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
3) The issue
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-The Environment (Everyone favors it)
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats don't)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Common Core (Democrats favor it, Independents and Republicans don't)
>>317816086
Favor deficit reduction
>>317816086
HILLARY HATES THE ENVIRONMENT
>>317816086
SHILLARY HATES THE ENVIRONMENT
>>317816086
TV.
Oppose Common Core
>>317816086
TV
Favor strong military
>>317816086
TV, favor deficit reduction
>>317816086
HILLARY OPPOSES COMMON CORE
>>317816189
FAVOR DEFICIT
>>317816313
d-did it work?
What do we do now? California's opinion on us still hasn't changed, but maybe it will change next week, or if we keep fighting it.
>>317816386
Keep fighting, make them red as fuck
>>317815330
thank god george lucas joined, time to put trump on star wars.
>>317816386
We need an HQ in there to spit in Hillary's face.
>>317816386
Don't waste the director,keep making those ads
>these retards spending 450k on attack ads
You realize Trump's credibility is shit, right? Attack ads fucking suck for him, just use positive ads the whole game. Way better value.
>>317816504
But it'sfun
>>317816386
HQ in commiefornia
>>317816504
>putting Shillary on blast is a bad thing
?????
>>317816458
>>317816791
Which kind of HQ?
Campaign Headquarters give cash every week.
Consulting Offices give Capital which can be used to hire operatives (which basically are like George Lucas)
We can also build more Outreach Centers to keep getting those sweet endorsements.
>>317816905
Spec ops
>>317816905
campaign
>>317816905
Outreach
>>317816905
outreach
>>317816905
Outreach
>>317798593
Did Josh Sawyer design this game?
>>317817024
>>317817057
Done.
Choose one state for us to give a small stop by and the state we end on to start fighting in the next turn.
>>317817217
Virginia, you know the one
>>317817217
Stop at Hawaii, end on Iowa
>>317817217
stop by Colorado, return to California
>>317817217
invade hawayy
Our advertising seems to be working well. We're 45% against Hillary's 44%
Hawaii seems pretty invested in Hillary, though. What do we do?Interview in Arizona
>>317817832
do the interview
>>317818172
Alright, you know how it is. One minute from now I'm gonna post the question and answers and you'll only have 30 seconds to respond.
And remember, it's two questions back to back.
LET'S DO THIS.
>>317796415
KEK MACHINE 2016
I PARTIALLY AGREE WITH THEM
THEY HAVE A POINT
ABSOLUTELY. THEY'RE BADLY MISGUIDED
>>317818414
MISGUIDED
>>317818414
BADLY MISGUIDED
>>317818414
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
>>317818414
Absolutely
>>317818414
MISGUIDED NEGROS
>>317818414
>>ABSOLUTELY. THEY'RE BADLY MISGUIDED
>>317818445
WE NEED TO RAISE TAXES
DEBTOR'S PRISON
SLASH SPENDING
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
>>317818529
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
>>317818529
PUT THEM IN PRISON
>>317818529
GONNA SLASH THE SPENDING
>>317818529
DEBTOR'S PRISON
>>317818529
Slash
>>317818529
PRISON
Here was our answer, the people loved it
>>317818529
S L A S H
Nothing to worry about got a few boos but I think we were still doing fine in the end.
Good job.
>>317818852
We still have 10 Stamina left, what do we do?
>>317818959
Get Oregon & Washington
fucking hippies man
>>317819123
Passed by Oregon and ended in Washington, 46% 43% for Hillary, what should we do here?
>>317819260
Speech time
>>317819260
yeah speech
>>317819260
Speech or outreach center
>>317819340
>>317819371
1) Your stance
>I favor
>I oppose
>Opponent favors
>Opponent opposes
2) The issue
-A Strong Millitary (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Repeal Obamacare (Independents and Republicans favor it, Democrats do not)
-Deficit Reduction (Everyone favors it)
-Student Loan Reform (Independents and Democrats favor it, Republicans do not)
-The Environment (Everyone favors it)
>>317819505
Favor environment, appeal to the hippies
>>317819505
FAVOR DEFICIT REDUCTION
>>317819505
Environment
>>317819505
favour environment
>>317819568
>>317819601
2% gained, we now have the lead on Washington.
Choose a state to go to and a state to end on.
>>317819667
New york to cali, dont let her have anything
>>317819667
Work on Iowa.
>>317819667
Louisiana
>>317819667
Wisconsin to Michigan
>>317819745
>>317819796
>>317819797
>>317819881
Well shit, these are all different. I'm gonna go with Iowa to Louisiana because they have the biggest last post digit
Ladies and gentleman, do not adjust the television, you are not having hallucinations. We have not one, not two, not three, but FOUR interviews this turn. Whether or not we make them is your call.
>>317820149
WE'RE MAKING THOSE INTERVIEWS
However, before we get to the interviews or anything else, we can have a new Conservative Endorsement if we wish. Any preferences?
>>317820149
JUST
DO
IT
>>317820225
Christian conf. will help in the south I presume
>>317820149
do as many interviews as we can
>>317820225
US Chamber of Businees
>>317820225
FOREIGN POLICY
BY THAT I MEAN FUCK MEXICANS
>>317820225
Foreign
>>317820225
support coloredds
>>317820225
Christian
>>317820373
>>317820426
B U I L D
W
A
L
L
>>317820494
WALL STATUS: CONSTRUCTING...
Before we get to these interviews, we can also hire an operative to help us out. Here's the list of what each of them do.
>The Fixer
Kills operatives
>Spin Doctor
Increases our ratings in a state of our choosing
>Smear Merchant
Decreases Hillary's ratings in a state of our choosing
>Consultant
Continually raises our awareness in a state of our choosing
>Advertisement Guru
Decreases how much advertising cost to maintain in a target state (Cost of making an ad and of maintaining one are different)
>Intimidator
Continually decreases Hilary's awareness in a state of our choosing
>Speech Writer
Speeches become more effective
>Fashion Consultant
Ads become more effective
>PR Consultant
Interviews become more effective
Choose one
>>317820787
Smear merchant cali
>>317820787
Take a smear merchant and put him in california
>>317820787
Spin doc
>>317820787
SMEAR CALI
>>317820787
greatest ally
>>317820862
>>317820928
>>317820964
Done
ON TO THE INTERVIEWS.
FIRST UP: THE INTERVIEW IN ENEMY TERRITORY. 60 SECONDS IN VERMONT.
YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, YOU'LL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO ANSWER FROM THE MOMENT THE POST IS MADE. TWO QUESTIONS IN A ROW. LET'S GO.
>>317820787
Pr consultant makes sense since we have 4 interviews coming up
MILLITARY ACTIONS TO STOP THE CRISIS
WE SHOULD ACCEPT AS MANY REFUGEES AS WE CAN
GREENLAND IS BASICALLY EMPTY
>>317821325
MILITARY
>>317821325
STOP THE CRISIS
>>317821325
MILITARY POWER
>>317821325
MILITARY
>>317821325
MILLITARY ACTIONS
>>317821325
MILITARY ACTION.
>>317821325
NUKE EM ALL
FOR AMERICA
>>317821325
MILITARY
>>317821367
REPEAT QUESTION
>WE DON'T HAVE A DEBT PROBLEM
>WE'RE IN NO DANGER. BUT WE SHOULDN'T BE WASTEFUL.
>WE NEED TO TACKLE OUR DEBT NOW.
>DEBT DOESN'T EXIST.
>>317821425
TACKLE
>>317821425
THERES NO SUCH THING AS DEBT
>>317821425
Don't be fucking WASTEFUL
>>317821425
DEBT DOESN'T EXIST
>>317821425
PAY DENBTS
>>317821425
GONNA TACKLE THAT DEBT
Well done guys, right answers and on time
>>317821425
>DEBT
>TWO THOUSAND FUCKING SIXTEEN
>>317821536
Such a success that Vermont is actually within reach now.
>>317821626
>>317821626
CANT STUMP
ALRIGHT GUYS. ONCE AGAIN. THIS TIME IT'S IN OKLAHOMA. IF WE DO WELL HERE, OKLAHOMA WILL BE WELL WITHIN OUR GRASP.
ONE MINUTE FROM NOW, YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
LET THEM RANT
I LIKE SOME OF THEM. OTHERS WILL BE PUT TO DEATH.
THEY ANNOY ME
I THINK THEY'RE DOING THEIR DUTY AS AMERICANS
>>317822037
PUT TO DEATH
>>317822037
Annoy
>>317822037
HATE ANNOYING CELEBRITIES
>>317822037
DEATH TO KIKES, MEL GJBSON LIVES
>>317822037
>THEY ANNOY ME
>>317822224
RACE WAR
A
C
E
W
A
R
>>317822224
OH NO
I TEND TO SIDE WITH THE SECULARISTS
I TEND TO SIDE WITH THE TRADIONALISTS
>>317822296
TRADITIONAL
>>317822296
TRADITIONAL SENPAI
>>317822296
t r a d i t i o n a l i s t s
What you guys missed.
After the ""Did I just hear that right", these were my two options. Needless to say, people were really mad.
Oh boy.
>>317822614
we did it reddit
>>317822470
TRUMP BRINGIN THE BANT
Alright, only two more interviews. Surely we can't fuck both of them up badly enough.
On to 60 seconds. 1 minute from now you have 30 seconds, you know the deal.
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>REBUILD, FUNDED BY TAXES AND DEFICIT SPENDING
>BRING ON THE APOCALYPS
>REBUILD, VIA A MASSIVE STIMULUS BIL
>>317823005
PRIVATE
>>317823005
PRIVATE
>>317823005
>PRIVATIZE INFRASTRUCTURE
>>317823005
>REBUILD, VIA A MASSIVE STIMULUS BIL
>>317823045
A STRONG MILLITARY IS NO LONGER NECESSARY
WE NEED A STRONG MILLITARY
WE NEED TO REDUCE SPENDING
WE NEED TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM CANADA
>>317823005
privatiz
>>317823097
PROTECT FROM CANADA
>>317823097
NEED MILITARY
>>317823097
strong military
>>317823097
WE NEED TO REDUCE SPENDING
>>317823125
Well then
>>317823216
checkmate, atheists.
This does not bode well.
TRUMP IS THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE.
>>317823216
BOTH SIDES BUILD WALL
ONE MINUTE AND THEN 30 SECONDS, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
>>317823216
CALIFORNIA NO LONGER BLUE
REINFORCE THE BORDER PATROL
THE BORDER PATROL HAS IT UNDER CONTROL
I'D PUT THE MILLITARY ON THE BORDER
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
>>317823594
MILITARY
>>317823594
REINFORCE
>>317823594
MILITARY ON BORDER
>>317803183
>Minnesota voting for republican president candidate
>ever
>especially on a new president year
pfffthahahaha
Map is pretty unrealistic.
>>317823594
BUILD WALL
>>317823594
MILLITARY ON THE BORDER
>no wall option
>>317823594
MILITARY
>>317823464
HOLY SHIT
>>317823594
I'D PUT THE MILLITARY ON THE BORDER
>>317823623
I THOUGHT WE BEAT THEM?
THEY ONLY RESPECT POWER
WE SHOULD REMAIN DIPLOMATIC
>>317823707
respect power
>>317823707
DIPLOMATIC
>>317823707
ONLY RESPECT POWER
>>317823758
Well done.
This thread has reached bump limit, what should we do?
1) Make another thread, let's keep going
2) Make this thread tomorrow/on the weekend and we can continue then
3) This sucks, fuck off, OP
>>317823707
we should remain diplomatic
>>317823930
NEW BREAD
>>317823930
new thread
>>317823930
New thread
>>317823930
3nah, you're alright OP, keep going
>>317823930
1)
Keep trucking OP
>>317823984
>>317824015
>>317824016
>>317824027
Jesus, you people still not sick?
Alright, I'll make a new thread as soon as this thread gets archived. I need to reorganize some stuff and take a small break.
>>317823930
1) You've made my day off pretty fun OP
>tfw playing farming simulator and watching trump destroy shillary
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