upvoted
>5 HP in a platformer
fucking casual garbage
>>317675486
Too blatant for it to be funny.
>>317675486
You have severely missremembered.
>achievement unlocked! took a step
that literally made me spit out of my coffee lol
>>317675708
>Last night I burrito burgered your sister.
>>317675708
>Not Bond burgering his sister
LOW TEST
![Rocket_Knight_Adventures[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Ww18hD.png "Rocket_Knight_Adventures[1].png")
>>317675626
>not playing on one-hit, one-life mode
>>317675817
you dummy, that one means he pierced your sister's bunsyeah its a troll image but still
>>317675486LOL
>>317676339
The beef should be raw and the consumer should be cursed at and told to cook it themselves
The burger would also need to be put together by the consumer, not the company because they gotta make money
>>317676339
>FOOD ANALOGY
>>317676339
>pirated version is the full meal with both sauces
>>317676091
Never gets old.
>>317676485
>pirated version has a small chance to contain mad cow disease
>>317676339
All "AAA" games are like fast food burgers: Trash for disgusting slobs to consume.
>>317675486
>spike pits in modern games.
Too hard anon, just throw some invisible walls there instead.
>>317675486
XD true! so true!
>>317676559
Mobile games are fast food burgers.
AAA games are like casual dining. Some of them are decent and enjoyable but many are just mass produced chain garbage that is barely acceptable.
>>317676446
So modding tools and fan-made bug fixs?
>>317676593
What call of duty is that? I recognize the map brah!
>>317676559
Thank our Nihilism that we got our superior japanese loli dungeoncrawlers and pantyquest games.
>>317676593
The new Insurgency mods are really shaping up nicely.
>>317676731
>>317676593
Looks just like Insurgency
>>317676593
what the fuck is wrong with this game, the gun dissapears from time to time and when it appears its too far to the left, it has some nice textures though .
>>317676593
What Arma3 mod is that, it looks so much faster
>>317676593
Death to Capitalism! Unless it's go-pro or Toyota that shit is too useful.
>>317676593
It's so weird when someone strap GoPros on monkeys and set them loose on households with a gun.
So SJW shit made MC black?
>>317676593
much respect for this man
he has outstanding aim
>>317676984
the islamic state isnt death to capitalism though. theyve even adopted the gold standard
>>317676936
Why did he come over to his house to invite him to play an online game?
Journalism then
>>317676985
Sometimes i wanna fag this so hard
>>317676936
They did not age well in this drawing.
>>317677040
>theyve even adopted the gold standard
Wow, so that's what happened to all the Ron Paul voters after he didn't win.
>>317677053
>Still got a 5
>>317676984
Islamic States ideology is to create an all out gay-only empire.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f08_1424123423
>>317677185
out of 100
>>317677236
how did you know
>>317677185
Out of 100
Morrowind character creation
>Race
>Class (optional)
>Attributes
>Specialization
>Major skills
>Minor skills
>Star sign
Skyrim character creation
>Race
>>317677236
that wouldn't be possible anon
>>317677292
>>317677251
Well that changes it a little, but for an expansion that they describe as leading to domestic violence and suicide of the developer I would still expect lower.
>>317676936
I really hate the lack of local multiplayer nowadays. Does everyone really not have friends? It's not just a meme?
>gaming industry now
>>317677292
the poor bastard
>>317675708
I wrap hanbaobao'ed your sister?
>>317677053
>>317677292
If this Steve man is real then he is the most brass balled based bastard ever.
>>317677464
And a moron for whining about a content pack.
>>317677530
After the first you'd think they'd just let someone else review it. Unless the editors thought it was funny as well.
>>317677372
I wanna be this man
>>317677671
It's funny cause COD there has objectively more colors than Doom
>>317675708
You pierced in and out of her?
>>317677279
First is dumb, second is more reasonable.
>>317677345
I wouldn't be so sure anon
>>317677530
But he's a reviewer? Isn't it his job to review it then?
Or do you mean all reviewers should praise all content, or else he's a moron? Basically the situation these days?
>>317677671
Fucking christ. People actually believe Doom isn't casual as fuck.
>>317677823
You mean cod objectively has the option to use more colors.
>>317677823
>>317677969
It technically has more colors due to greater bit depth but it has a more narrow palette. COD has 16 million browns.
>>317677671
Literally cherrypicking: the image, the movie.
>>317676485
Fucking hell what a retarded calf or whatever that is. Your mom just sacrificed herself so that you could run away and survive. Instead you just walked back and got eaten like a little bitch.
Also fuck those birds for abandoning the cow in her time of need.
>>317677969
>literally only 256 colors in Doom!!!
>>317677671
>complaining about no bosses
Why would you want such a video gamey element in your video game?
>>317677053
>he's sailing now
Every time.
>>317678095
>cherry picking in a meme image
I don't think this ever happens tbqh, family
>>317678246
>>317675486
>games back then
>check points
>health
Your power level is still too low, son.
>>317678394
Battletoads had both.
>>317676091
drink craft beer sometime confucious you old fuck.
>>317677823
>16 million colors
>all shades of brown
>totally counts
>>317676339
updated
>>317675486
>implying any modern military games have platforming sections like that
When did cynicism and willfull ignorance become a virtue?
>>317678601
Doom environments aren't exactly that vibrant either. What do you expect from a game going for a realistic modern Environment? Especially a dust filled warzone. Russians wearing bright red outfits?
Why don't you compare it to a game that isn't going for an environment based in reality?
>>317678814
Was he autistic?
I found this in my folder, but it's not meant to be negative
Fallout 4 steam key to the person that gets it.
>>317679104
I need to get that PS3 wipeout. Only played psp one
>>317679170
I Pierced the buns of your sister.
>>317679249
The left is better. I don't play animal crossing.
>>317679173
Right up your alley considering Wipeout HD, plus Fury expansion, is a remake of Pure and Pulse tracks (not every track though) plus some brand new modes.
>>317679170
Last night I Bond burgered your sister.
It's not that hard to figure out.
>>317679249
Quit reminding me.
>>317679249
Children are now use to reading short text and twitter messages. Why are you surprised?
>>317679170
Last night i well dressed manned your sisters hamburger
>>317679249
iirc
Right is a more accurate translation.
Left is extreme localization with tons of fluff that changes the character's character a bit.
What's better comes down to personal preference.
>>317679170
Last night I stealth pounded your sister.
>>317677530
You must love modern journalism where criticism and calling shit content shit isn't allowed.
>>317678878
mass consumerism till death s freedom!!!
>>317679583
>>317676485
>The third lion
>>317678246
charlie brooker go home.
>>317679583
>>317679367
That's the point.
>>317678102
That thing was born literally minutes before. It does not even have the sense of what danger is.
>just played through Dragon Age Origins again after about 3 years
>love it just like I did the first time
>may as well try out Dragon Age 2 despite all the hate it can't be as bad as /v/ says
>pirate it
>you can't equip armour on your party members
>the repetitive as fuck locations, a lot of the side quest places literally being copy and pasted
>the conversations are much shorter
>the writing is atrocious
>forced to be a human
>At least 2 of my party members are gay and I literally get rivalry points for turning them down (GEE I WONDER IF YOU HAD AN AGENDA BIOSHIT)
>for some reason you can find 'junk' items now which only purpose is to be sold
MY GOD.
At least the combat is more satisfying, but jesus this was a dumbdowning in the same motha fucking generation.
I also want to fuck Isabella and Merril.
>>317675486
>games then
>checkpoint blatantly labeled instead of hidden
u dun goofed
>>317679583
Jesus Christ this.
They didn't TRY to look simplistic. When hardware was that limited people would work as well with what they had as they could. If you want to do "retro pixel" stuff right, you gotta limit yourself on the same level as an old console of your choice and make it as detailed and pretty as you can.
>>317679848
>"ive never played sonic"
nice
>>317678102
It's not an anime. The calf is not going to get super powers after watching its mom die.
Without its mom it is as good as dead.
>>317679887
>>317679848
>>317679887
>>317676339
Replace the top bun for the party, then cut that in half.
>>317679908
>I've never played the original mario bros
nice
>>317679170
Last night I, James Bond, placed my meat between her buns.. by "her" I mean your sister.
>>317679583
>>317680002
>as if there were no older Mario games before that
>>317679583
La mulana came out in 2004 tho
>>317678814
I would think this story was real if he was listening to like video game soundtrack, not being called gay for the Beatles
>all those rock bands and randomly 2pac
>>317677345
its okay anon
>>317680139he's right
>>317680132
Sega is doing better than Nintendo right now.
>>317678814
>Beatles
Do you like Hitler paintings too?
>>317677363
How about you just admit you done goofed and accept that it was funny.
>>317680139
he's right, though. the game is shit
>>317676091
It's not beer but woodchuck is pretty good
>>317679083
He had to be there's no other explanation
>>317680716LOL
>>317680140
>World 1-2
>>317680716
bredy gub to be honest sempai
that spic got it
>>317680140
don't they have no checkpoints?
>>317678321
....ok I'll bite, what game is that in the 2004 side?
>>317680716
>yfw latin americans have better jokes than murrica.
>>317681013
>game
>>317681013
its the nvidia demo fairy
>>317681013
Dawn
>>317681053
Skyrim does look legitimately awful though. It's pretty challenging to even take a screenshot without some texture seam rubbed in your face.
>>317680716
Is it implying she never payed for the discs or something?
>>317678814
>>317681053
Is this trying to suggest that Skyrim looks great and we should be grateful, even though graphically it's well below the standards of the time.
>>317677279LOL
>>317680002
>those filters
I need to leave this fucking thread
>>317681521
it was the first decent result for "smw checkpoint" and I am a lazy man.
>>317678814
>Not *le earphones*
You blew it mate, cancer still hasn't formed
>>317675486
Games...games never change.
>>317680390
Hey, their early shit was pretty great, before they got too full of themselves and did too many drugs. I give the author credit for I Wanna Hold Your Hand being the favorite song.
Still so many bands I would rather listen to, though. It's hard to believe such an overrated band was so popular, go figure.
>>317679170
Last night I made some yellow snow, I spelled your name Alex, but it was your mother's handwriting... wait wrong bond.
>>317679772
You're missing the two most important rage faces: the frogs and the feels.
>>317681124
oh... Tech demos are so damn misleading.
>>317681487
since you seem to have a very loose grasp on the concept of comedic timing, I guess i'll help you out.
all of the last three panels are about Skyrim.
>>317681210
It's hard to believe how badly they fucked it up. IIRC I read the actual in-game texture files are pretty nice, but they did a miserable job wrapping them onto the polygons so they look stretched out and zoomed in compared to how they really should.
>>317680356
No.
SEGA-Sammy is doing well but SEGA being down to 3 + 1/2 development teams is not in a situation in any way shape or form better than Nintendo.
>>317682229
>all of the last three panels are about Skyrim
I'm well aware.
Just not clear on if it's saying gamers are entitled now or whatever (it is Dokly after all, so I sort of expect to be completely retarded), or that Skyrim looks like shit.
>>317675486
I thought you'd have to jump on the bird's head to cross the distance
>>317676485
fuck that sucks but its part of life. I'm pretty sure she JUST GAVE BIRTH to that calf. When she gets scared and turns look at that white shit coming out of its pussy and swinging around, I think that some after birth shit that got pushed out. Imagine going through the pain of giving birth, seeing your newborn walk in front of you for a full minute before being mauled by lions. The last thing you see as the life drains from your body is your innocent confused newborn coming to be by its mommy's side, only to be grabbed by another lion.
>>317682465
lol
>>317681117
Am I the only one who jerked off non stop to the Dawn nude mod?
>>317682148LOL
>>317678539
It's mostly teens posting nowadays, what do they know about beer?
I have been sober 3 months now, I was gravitating towards cheap wine though myself. IPA's were too expensive and beer was too depressing when drinking a pack by yourself.
>>317682431LOL
>>317675759
I need to stop coming here when I'm at work, I kekd hard and everybody is looking at me.
>>317678394
It's referring to health regen and constant checkpoints, respectively.
Health regen is ok if done right like in Escape From Butcher Bay, and of course checkpoints aren't that bad if done sparingly.
>>317682550sauce?
>>317677067
Only fags deny that, the problem is her beliefs and shitting up our hobbies.
>>317679170
last night i pierced in and out of your sister
>>317683030LOL
>>317683318LOL
>>317675486
>no female protagonist
>>317677067
You are not alone anon.
>>317680716
How long until consoles come with credit card readers?
>>317683561
Well pcs have had them for a decade or so but they haven't take off, probably once Apple makes a device with one built in they start to get more common
>>317684059
Anyone can make a peripheral for a PC though.
>>317679170
Last night I secretly ate out your sister
>>317677365
>Does everyone really not have friends?
That's obviously not the reason. They obviously want to milk profits by making every individual buy their own copy. Why would you even think friends were the problem? Think, anon.
>>317682431
This is the only one I can actually relate to so far
>>317675486
It's missing something about purchasing a health item for $1. Other than that it seems on point.
>>317676339
Okay, there's no way the beef patty would be DLC. That's just being silly here, Anon.
>>317677530
>spot the underage faggot
>>317683030
>screenwatching
It's called camera dipping, fag
>>317681823
>It's hard to believe such an overrated band was so popular, go figure.
Beatlesmania has nothing to do with music.
>>317685329
Screenpeeking
>>317676593
What game is this?
>>317685435
Religion of Peace Simulator.
>>317683318
I dont understand what point this comic is trying to make
>>317678814
Someone post the edityou know the one.
>>317685653
it can be read vertically or horizontally
>>317679104
>tfw no new Wipeoutnor F-Zero in years
![jLnnej9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fgp8h8M.jpg "jLnnej9[1].jpg")
>>317681205
why do people have such a problem with that Scaruffi quote? It's true.
>>317685873
It wouldn't be any good anyway because all the good key developers who we can't even name, aren't working there anymore. See Wipeout 2048.
>>317681205
Crazy old Scruffy girl
>>317685873
Wipout HD and Fury is pretty gr8 m8, though I don't know if it can be considered recent or not to most people. Agreed on F-Zero though.
>>317679249
The left is stilted and you would sound retarded if you actually spoke like that. The right much less so.
>>317682803
le at work meem
>>317679249
>left
>HEY BOY, WE HERD YOU LIKE READING BOOKS, SO WE PUT THE FIRST CHAPTER OF A BOOK INTO THIS CAT'S MOUTH! FUCK YEAH, NOT LIKE GAMES ARE VISUAL AND INTERACTIVE MEDIUM, READ A FUCKING WALL OF TEXT
>right
>Hey friend, we know you want to get right into being mayor of your village, so we want to keep the dialog short and simple :) Don't worry, you will be able to play the game soon!
>>317677365
>wanting to cram 4 people on to one screen made for one perspective at a time
>not playing online with mates
or if you want to pretend playing games with friends is socialising only when you're in the same room i guess you could all bring your consoles over and play online and have your own tv's for each console.
most modern family houses will have about 4 tv's but in my case i have 7 tv's in the house with only 3 getting much use
>>317678623
yes i noticed this in halo 5 and fallout.
my first instinct when playing was to go to the menu and look for the fov slider
>>317686201
That's comparable to HATE NEWSPAPER shitposting. If you want to jump to the mayoring, can't you just skip everything anyway? The flavour text obviously isn't for you.
>>317679583
>another world
>retro indie
that shit came out in the 90s you fuckwit
>>317686201
There's barely 50 words there you ADHD riddled twelve year old
>>317686474
I'm twenty-two years old, you fucking buttmonkey! Fuck you!
>>317681205
>my pop music is better than your pop music because it is older
ok
>>317682431
im still like "then" but if i talk about it people will make me feel like "now" i still really enjoy video games and i have money and a car and lots of options for things i want to do on the weekend but every weekend i play until 2 in the morning then wake up at 12 the next day and by that time its too late to start anything but video games
>>317685917
is this suppose to make fallout look bad? the upgrades look about even
>>317677279
>outlaw star tshirt
this comic is good no matter how bad the joke is
>>317676465
food analogies are to video games what car analogies are to computers, right?
>>317686440
any game released before the 3d era counts as retro
>>317686553
you and me both, senpai. gotta keep it to ourselves lest the super-normies steal our precious earned joy with their jelly
>>317685381
Exactly. Makes me laugh when people say boys bands are shit and the death of music, then praise the Beatles. They were the one direction of their time.
>>317679170
last night I shook not stirred pickles and onions your sister
>>317686614
it's a response to people that say 'video games have no colour now, everything is just gray and brown'
>>317686989
But they said that years ago. Brown n bloom is mostly a thing of the early 2000's.
>>317686201
This is literally reddit: the post
>>317677365
>I really hate the lack of local multiplayer nowadays. Does everyone really not have friends? It's not just a meme?
No, consoles can't do 4-player splitscreen with 720p/1080p graphics.
That's literally all it is. Sony and Microsoft chose graphics over comradery
>>317676339
>>317677372
>>317676339
>>317687485
>this will never be me
Didn't expect to get this depressed.
>>317678539
Every single time this excuse.
Protip: we have craft beer too. We dont drink it, because its worse than our standard brews.
>>317681487
Modded Skyrim looks better than W3 anon
>>317687595
I agree with this guy.
Last time I tried out a craft beer it literally tasted like sewage and smelled like rotten eggs.
I've never even drank a drop of alcohol in my life.
>>317678102
The calf still has placenta all over it, its not surviving if mom dies.
>>317687140
the ratio of buzzwords in your comment is 1 to 3
bretty good desu senpai baka
>>317687567
my bad
>>317687559
That looks disgusting
>>317687760
It's a huge mess that is uneatable without bringing your own utensils. pretty accurate
>>317676446
also the consumer should pay for the company's grill in the hopes that one day they'll deliver a burger
>>317687791
kinda like your mom lol
>>317681205
Saying underage people are only allowed to have sex with other underage is like saying you can rob a bank if you're a banker
>>317682431
Normies live such a shitty life
>>317687853
wut
>>317687719
>>I've never even drank a drop of alcohol in my life.
/v/ is a fagfree board. You should go to /lgbt/
>>317675486
haha this is so true xDDDD
>>317688876
>frogpost
>xDDDD
Kill yourself
>>317689369
>Kill yourself
Kill yourself.
>>317678102
>Also fuck those birds for abandoning the cow in her time of need.
Hearty kek
>>317679249
> MfW wantted to be an evil dik in yhis game too see some1 cry
Mfw kiddies safe dialog ue
>>317679170
Last night I James Bond hamburger your sister.
>>317677035
He got sniped in the end.
>>317687567
you'll never be a watermelon or a buff strong girl?
>>317677292
>deep abyss instead of a soul
>>317679772
>gta v pc
>never ever
If it's OC you made it incredibly dated
>>317687559
people dont actually believe that that bottom burger looks appetizing right? I understand the point of the picture but the bread looks like it's make of cardboard, the bacon looks slightly under-cooked, and the cheese looks like rubber
>>317678814
>all those homophobic micro-aggressions
That image is extremely problematic.
>>317683030
>Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
>A new Sonic game
There are so many options and they picked a sports spinoff that he shares with other characters
That's like calling Project X Zone 2 a Phoenix Wright game
