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Are they taunting us guyse ?
>>317588765
I hope so.
NoA is being more retarded than usual, and that's saying something.
More like they regret their american counterpart fucking it up.
>>317588765
What makes you think this all links to censorship?
There, I made your thread. Enjoy your free 300 posts.
>>317588765
Hey man, back off. The right hair style is crucial when watching cutscenes
>>317588765
Can Nintendo of Europe just take over everything from NoA?
I don't like character creation.
>>317588765
Wait, that outfit is censored too?
I doubt it is related in any way.
>>317589085
No, only Lin's bikini outfits are censored because minor, yadda yadda, and boob slider for some reason, not too sure.
SHIBATA SAVE US FROM THE EVIL AMERICANS!!!
Does the EU version still have the bust slider? I assumed it was removed from all English-language versions.
>>317589232
Yeah, it's removed there too.
>>317589232
Assume it is not in there until proven otherwise, why would they do a special localisation just for europe ? They probably just take the english one from noa and go from there to do the other languages.
>>317589482
>why would they do a special localisation just for europe
You'd be surprised.
>>317589482
>why would they do a special localisation just for europe
So they can add arbitrary 'u's to every word.
>>317589714
>>317589541
well yeah text shit
NoE somehow still cares about selling their games. But no, the censorship will be the same in both versions.
>>317589482
Tharja's ass wasn't censored in Europe. Weirdly enough Nowi's line about boingy bits was censored tho.
>tfw one of the female hairs resemble pic related
now i can have a xeno game with my waifu as the main character hope they have goggles as an accessory
>>317590059
You okay there?
>>317590096
she's a slut
>>317589183
Praise Shibata
>>317590096
>muh drills
>>317588765
I'd like to assume stupidity instead of malice, but this might be too stupid even for them.
>>317588765
so is a way of teasing NOA that the euro version kept the boob slider?
>>317590318
That would be the best case scenario, so it's unlikely.
>>317590318
tweet NOE and ask them...never use the word censorship tho
probably NOA will committ sudoku soon after
>>317589183
Why isn't this man in charge of NoA? You'd think that after Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, and DQIX NoA would get a fucking clue. The West wants these JRPGs, so FUCKING MARKET THEM! Hell, I'll buy a WiiU just to support Xenoblade X.
>>317590465
>I'll buy a WiiU just to support Xenoblade X
But the game is coming out.
>>317590465
because NOA is Nintendo of America, burgers don't want cool stuff, they just want to ruin things to others
Shibata is ours, US can take that memer of reggie
>I'm a pathetic child that needs big boobies in my video games
This is sad. The breast size of your character has no impact on the gameplay or story. Stop being horny children
>>317588765
>NoA localized the game
>NoE pumping out more commercials than NoA
what the fuck
im worried guys
i am hype as fuck sure but i also remember i was hype for MGSV and look how that ended up
>>317590810
>Thinking NoA functions in a logical way
Please, fans had to push them in order to release Xenoblade in the US. They don't give a single shit about XCX.
>>317590007
Except it wasnt. You're a moron for thinking the American version is the legit translation.
Its a typical Jap sketch were one person misunderstands what the other is talking about.
Apparantly that was too subtle for ameritards so they hamfisted it by going "LEL THURJE I LIEK UR TIDDIES"
>>317590807
heres a reply
>>317590832
XCX has a slightly better story than MGSV but far inferior to Xenoblade
>>317590760
NoA didn't bother changing it because they know Americans don't read.
>>317590807
by removing them you show you are obsessed with breast and you hate them
Why NOA hates women?
>>317590884
That is the legit translation. Go look up the Japanese, you fake weeb.
>>317590810
NOE is doing a good job with advertising lately.
A lot of TV ads too
>>317590380
I like how you bravely face reality.
>>317590760
>lower case i after punctuation
the fuck
>>317590832
>are you expecting XC 2.0?
if so I would lower that hype way the fuck down
>are you expecting a non-linean open world exploration with mech and a meaty complex combat system?
if so, you are good
>>317590962
Hey we read - we just don't read manuals and dietary information labels.
A world without USA...
a man can dream
WHY DO EUROPEONS ALWAYS BULLY US
>>317591025
Sure it is ameritard. Sure it is.
Canceled my SE preorder from Gamestop and will buy the standard version used a few weeks from now. Will throw an email to Nintendo to show them.
For what its worth, Super Mystery Dungeon has a really funny and colorful translation without any memes. The worst there is are the infrequent pokemon puns.
>>317591274
>Will throw an email to Nintendo to show them
All they'll see is a "Oh, guess they don't want another game in the franchise".
>>317590807
But, I want flat.Also, I want a crotch bulge slider
>>317590096
>Put her in this garbage
>>317591335
What's up with people shilling this game so much? It looks so fucking awful and budget. Even the Nintendo direct sounded unexcited.
No wonder the 3DS is loved so much around here when the standard is set so low.
>>317590942
the story in xcx is just the prelude chapter. Shit will get real in the sequels.
>>317591390What about ass slider for your fundoshi
>>317591454
but did you play it tho
>>317591457
>sequels
>>317591352
protip:Xenoblade was a NOE gift, NOJ don't fucking care if americans would buy another game
I canceled my preorder anyway.
I was more motivated to cancel by hating the smug cunts behind the localization, rather than the butchered localization itself.
>>317591454
>memeless english translation
>no censorship
Of course people are gonna shill it. Its the only Nintendo game they can buy this year.
>>317590884
Muh superiour japanese sketch rehearsed 1000 times
The game looks so drab and boring compared to how full of life xenoblade chronicles had
>thinking of buying a Wii U just for this
>I know I will regret it
what else is there for the Wii U ? That is not a MarioGame
>>317591454
Because they liked the old ones and the last mystery dungeon games were Cunny God and Breast Expansion adventure
>>317591335
>no machop
>no cubone
>no munchlax
shit game throw into the trash
>>317591674
Splatoon, MH3U, W101, Bayonetta 1 and 2, Pikmin 3, Wind Waker HD if you liked the original game.
>>317591352
Nice brain you have there.
They'll see that I was about to throw them $80 for a shitty SE of a game I want, and because of their censorship acquired the game anyway without giving them any money.
>>317591654
>MUH COLORS
>>317591674
fatal frame?
but noa fucked that one over too making it digital
>>317588765
Who the fuck cares?
>>317590096
>tfw you can't make her stand outside of the huge doll while in combat
>>317591839
>splatoon
could be interesting
>mh3u
have it and 4u on the §ds
>Bayo 2 & W101
yeah I forgot about those might be nice
>Pimin&WindWaker
not my cup of tea
>>317591946
I'm yurop.
So thats it ? I mean all those games sound and look fun, but fuck me, buying a console for a handful ofgames and then get the obligatory Mario games to play smashed when friends are over ... I might seriously watch an LP for the first time in my live and just save the money
>>317592024
Imagine being that guy irl lol
>>317592024
What the everloving FUCK
I did not post mass effect garbage
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
at least the reaction makes sense
>>317591908
I love seeing gray and brown for 70 hours or so
>>317592045
There's Tropical Freeze as well if you like platformers. But yeah, if you don't like Mario, not much else I can suggest.
>>317591335
>without any memes.
why da fuck u lying
>>317591505Is there going to be a foot slider?
>>317592045
Looking at my library, I got...
Bayonetta 1 port
Donkey Kong Dong Freeze
MK8
Mario Maker
Super Mario 3D World
Smash
That I would recommend besides the ones you mentioned.
>>317592254
Puns aren't memes.
>>317592045
Enjoy Zelda? Hyrule Warriors is a fun musou game if you like that. And by Mario you mean all 2D platformers or just Mario games? Because Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is fucking amazing.
>>317591908
Not him but I agree. Xenoblade grass was much more green and all the colors just pop out. This is much more tone down. Don't know if it's because they wanted it to feel more alien like or that they felt the extra colors looked off when doing it. Either way it does look much more tone down. Still looks great personally but wouldn't mind them making it more vibrant.
>>317592154
>I'm so insecure about myself that I cannot play a game without a bright and colorful tone
>>317588765
>Character creation is crucial. (Especially the ____)
>NoA
Doing a shit job and fucking proud of it!
>>317592260Can I dress my guy in a maid outfit?
>>317591674
I feel the same way I'm not a big platform and mario and zelda guy.
I'd suggest
splatoon its a really great shooter thats deeper than it seems.
Smash 4 but only if you have friends to play it locally
Mario kart 8
Platinum games (replay value is a little low if you have action game experience.)
Not much else sad to say.
>>317592354
Aren't you the same faggot that shits on cowadooty and those games for being dull? Most nintendo fans do at least, game looks boring and shallow
>>317592491
Butler.
>>317592460
is it real ?
So what exactly is X suppose to be? I have zero experience with the franchise, and from what I've seen theres open world exploration, mmo combat and mechs.
So like, what exactly IS it? What is the gameplay all about, what genre is it, ect ect
Is there a hime cut so I can make my waifu?
>>317592550
Not the same and you know it
>>317592460
is this different in the NoE localisations?
I usually download EUR CiAs If I could help it.
>>317592576
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/701151-xenoblade-chronicles-x/72819875
>>317592576
RPG with LODS OF NUMBERS
Numbers for your mecha, numbers for party members, numbers for your weapons, numbers for your mecha's weapons, numbers for your mecha's limbs, numbers for mecha fuel, etc.
If you're autistically obsessed with numbers and lists, you'll like it.
>>317592754
Basically, yeah. Think Disgaea stats, but MMO-based combat with cooldown on arts and shit.
>>317592576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHsajNbEBk
>>317592583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLj1VR01G8
The hairstyle customization is complete utter trash, it surprises me that NoE posted something like that, I almost feel like it's ironic.
>>317592726
>Think Kingdom Hearts meets Skyrim
Good stuff.
>>317592460
>Being this butthurt about your own fanbase.
>>317588831
Most likely this. You need to remember that it's NoE who jumped through hoops to even localize Xenoblade in the first place. They're fans.
>>317590807
You don't fucking get it you moron, the default size we're stuck with is already big. Shoot yourself
We...we have to stop them /v/...they can't keep getting away with it...
>>317593029
NoA revolves around jokes before actual accuracy, I don't know how I feel about that.
>>317593029
Splatoon's localization for each one is weird. NoA used a lot of squid puns while NoE was more normal. Just look at the different ways each localize the final boss.
>>317592576
strategy, numbers, customization, math
Do Eurobros get the boob slider while America doesn't? I mean I'd be glad not everyone is getting screwed over but it'd still be annoying as hell. I mean why not limit the ability to make the created female from being flat? There, you remove the "issue" even though there are actual petite females in the world without removing the boob slider all together. Hell if you wanted to get technical it's kind of putting down females that just happen to have large tits. NoA is shit but there's a difference between censoring something and just neglecting everyone else in the world just to stop some horrible males from enjoying tits.
I have a friend with huge natural tits. They're just massive. She pokes fun at them all the time. Is she not allowed to make a character with massive tits because NoA says that makes you a horrible disgusting pervert and should rot in hell?
>>317593029
The bottom version sounds like a Waldorf & Statler line.
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>317589183
NoA bullies NoE to not remove censors and shit
they got a guy fired from NoE because he wanted to cover first xenoblade at e3 years ago but couldnt because of noa not allowing it
>>317593205
>I mean why not limit the ability to make the created female from being flat
too much effort
>>317591454
>>317591646
>looks awful
You don't know good when you see it. Also people know PMD games are fucking amazing from previous games. The only bad one was Gates, and this fixes Gates' problems. Its got great music, hard as hell dungeon crawling, and a great story. What more could you ask for?
>>317593365
How did they manage to get someone from another branch fired like that?
>>317592518
good. the less idiots we have playing this the better
>>317593029
Know your audience.
>>317593365
Source or I'm calling bullshit on your claims.
>>317593029
>yurops will try claiming the joke is more "subtle" and "nuanced" in the NoE version
>>317593205
Some women have flat chests.
Why does Nintendo discriminate against them?
>>317593635
Flat chested women should kill themselves, as they encourage pedophilia.
Just ask Australia.
>>317593385
I mean I'm no programmer so I dunno how hard it'd be. It can't be any more difficult than all the other shit they changed as of now, could it?
>>317593506
Well honestly Nintendo isn't selling consoles all that well. I'm not saying this is the fault of their localizations, but if they gave more of a fuck and stopped jerking off only Mario and such, maybe Nintendo would be doing better in the states. Sure I can't wait for Xenoblade X but Nintendo is still the laughing stock of the industry. Granted for how shit the industry is, this isn't saying a whole lot, but when they're being beaten by things like the XBone you know you've fucked up.
>>317588765
Usually, US and EU get two different english translations for nintendo games. I don' understand why they used the US translation in EU this time.
>>317593585
But it is. Stay asshurt, dumb frogposter.
>>317593445
I'm kind of skeptical to try it. Is there loot? Like can you deck your pokemon out in gear that you go hunting for in dungeons? It seems like I could be interested in it but without a demo (is there one?) I'd rather not waste the cash on it.
>>317593445
How's the text speed? While I hate a lot of things Gates did I think the text speed is what really made me just say "fuck it don't care"
>>317593910
MUCH FASTER holy shit
Pressing B near-instantly skips text boxes now.
>>317593365
>>317593547
>>317593449
No you're thinking of Pandora's Tower, not Xenoblade. NoE wanted to show off Pandora's Tower at E3 but NoA execs were like "No, we ain't havin that. We aren't localizing it so don't show it off.".
And then one of the guys who wanted to show it off quit.
Although I can't remember where I read this. I thought it was on Wikipedia, but if it was its not there any more and I'm having trouble finding a source, so it might've been a ruse.
Give me a little and I'll do some digging.
>>317593747
It's as easy as
if (boob size < 3)
don't allow further reduction of boob size;
>>317593815
If there's a joke in the NoE, I don't get it.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>317593029
>NoA has this translation because of the Science versus Art splatfest that happened only in NA
>Marie was pro science so she's taking digs at art here.
>There's internal consistency like this in all their dialogues, like how Marie mentions she likes hotdogs whenever the topic comes up.
>/v/ unironically using a well researched good localization to shit on bad localizations
BRAVO SHITPOSTERS
R
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V
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>>317594006
Think for more than 2 seconds. Why do you go in a museum?
Could bad/meme'd up localizations be the reason why Nintendo is failing so much this year?
>>317594006
Americans, everyone.
>>317594141
Clearly my brain isn't working right now.
>>317594164
There are at least three games not made by Nintendo in that list.
>>317593896
You can make your Pokemon wear scarfs, but as the loot is more useful items you can buy and find in dungeons (and also use in dungeons). Like you might find berries that heal, apples that increase your hunger bar so you can dungeon crawl more, orbs that do various things from paralyze all enemies in the room to escaping a dungeon, rocks and seeds that you can throw and/or use on enemies, and other items of similar usefulness and functionality. The loot you find in dungeons and buy at stores is almost a necessity; without it you'd have little chance of surviving dungeons and/or beating boss enemies or surviving monster houses.
>>317594164
nah, of those listed games the gameplay itself is shit.
>>317593747
NoA biggest problem is that they seem to not understand the new gaming demographic. While people online enjoy them doing fun goofy things they hate how they feel the need to treat their localization like it should be a lower rating. Nintendo is joked about for being the company for kids. And while I argue it's more that they are like Disney where even adults can enjoy the same product them doing stuff like changing/removing things that would make it more adult hurts them more than helps. They really need get that their target audience isn't little kids anymore.
>>317593984
>If boob size heart
Heh.
Yeah I assumed it could be something that simple but wasn't going to proclaim so either. Fuck NoA is lazy as shit. I am convinced they want games like Xenoblade and Fatal frame to fail so they have to do less difficult tasks, only working on the Marios. No I'm not saying censorship is the only thing here nor would it kill any chances of a series coming here to the West. However they can censor some things, use it as a simple as hell things and use it as a simple as hell scapegoat. The fact Xenoblade, two weeks from release, has no fucking goddamn advertising, is bullshit. Fatal Frame had absolutely no fucking advertising during HALLOWEEN. Fucking Halloween! I really cannot hate NoA or Reggie much more than I already do.
>>317593969
I think you just sold me the game with just that knowledge alone. Thanks.
>>317592460
>not being able to take a joke
jesus, what's wrong with you people
>>317594413
I mean, I want to take it as a joke but with all the stuff that's been going on lately, its not out of the question that NoA may be actively mocking those who yell at them for not localizing games properly.
>>317594413
IT'S A PRANK BRO
Isn't the recent localization censorship due to Nintendo having the West have one Localization effort for games like Fatal Frame and XCX?
Hence why both games are the same across regions?
I guess we need to drop a colony on Australia
>>317594413
I'd take it as a joke if the American industry wasn't such in a shitty state of being when it comes to "gamer culture".
Can Xenoblade salvage the year and save Nintendo from twelve months worth of "Mamma mia!"?
Super Mystery Dungeon is guaranteed to fail and get low scores simply because reviewers have an incredible bias towards it, so it's already out of the running.
>>317594164
>Kirby getting a 73
Fuck that.
>>317594609
>twelve months worth of "Mamma mia!"?
>>317590007
I can truly admit that this is the only translation which has fucked with me. I've read about the screams of the man in his car after the accident, and the screams of a police officer who was shot by the roadside. I've glanced over a child run over by a train, teenagers burned alive and helpless women stoned by ISIS. I've read a dog beaten to death, and animals forced to suck dick. I've read a man fuck a python, and numerous suicides. But out of everything i've read, THIS fucking paragraph takes the biscuit. Sometimes i'm sat in the library, or i'm in the shower or just eating dinner and this string of words pops into my head. I don't know what it is. Is it the fact that the memes it is based on are so old? Is it the outdated cultural reference to Doge? Is it the fact that someone actually intended this to be funny circa 2012? I'll never know. What I do know is that THIS is the most cringeworthy, disgusting, piece of shit translation ever made in video games and I never want to see it again.
>>317594298
>apples that increase your hunger bar so you can dungeon crawl more
Oh they brought back hunger? Man hearing you makes me really like Chunsoft really listened to people's complaints and went out of their way to fix it.
>>317592460
This is localized by the Neogaf mod team?
>>317594669
Despite being eventually good Splatoon was criticized for its barebones content at release.
One or two good games alone can't save the entire year.
>>317594669
It's written at the bottom of the pic, but you're replying to a shitposter.
>>317594609
Woolly World really got that high? I can't see anything redeeming about it beside it being a working platformer.
>>317594609
I know you are just a troll but
>Gamespot
>Kirby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanlOviJ62E
>>317594239
The cafe and gift shop should be bonuses in a museum. You should go there for the exhibits. The fact that she's talking about them as highlights means the museum is of low quality. It's basically the same joke as "you should visit the exit."
>>317594742
Yes, Hunger is back.
Also Super Mystery Dungeon is a very fanservice oriented game in the sense that it contains a lot of homages to previous games. Chunsoft seems like it wanted to add as much stuff that people would like as possible. Hunger included.
Also here's something like what I mean with "homages to previous games"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2H-AzliOg
>>317590807
>I'm such a fucking retard hurr duurrrr how do I even function in every day life
>>317594983
Besides the fact that it's superior to Yoshi's Island?Inb4 butthurt fans who think the Baby Mario mechanic was any good.
>>317595010
>means the museum is low quality
No, it means she doesn't like museums to begin with.
>>317594402
>Fatal Frame had absolutely no fucking advertising during HALLOWEEN
It had that one trailer in which they referred to it as "spoopy". NoA cares more about mocking their games then they do seeing them sell.
>>317595149
Wait, now that I think about it, how does the health system work in wolly world?
Or is it the flower pedal thing, I vaguely remember from Yoshi's story from n64
>>317595279
sick
>>317595279
sneezing is preferable to coughing.
>>317595252
4 hits and you're done.
>>317595149
how? wolley world still lacks the level design and mastery which made yoshis island so god like
not to mention wooley world music sucks
>>317595279
>BASED SHIBATA they said
>>317595365
>wolley world still lacks the level design and mastery which made yoshis island so god like
What godlike design? Shitting enemies everywhere so you pretty much have to get hit if you don't know they're coming? Shitty autoscrollers? Fucking one and done moments?
>not to mention wooley world music sucks
That's subjective, but you're wrong.
>>317595279
Is this even a contest? Sneezing is like a mini orgasm in your nose, coughing feels like shit.
>>317590760
Why did you switch the flags around?
>>317595279
>Contrarian /v/ will go coughing
>>317590982
I just tried putting my hands on my waist like that. That shit hurts. That is not comfortable at all. What were they thinking?
>>317594413
At first glance it may be a smack on weebs but given the context of all the shit that has been happening (Chris Pranger controversy, people being more actively vocal against Treehouse) it has led to some paranoia that they actually hate those who criticize them and merely strawman them as weaboos
>>317594758
What about Woolly World? Rainbow Curse isn't a bad game either.
>>317595252
Get kicked out of the level I think. Also there are 4 things you have to do to 100% the level. Full health, Miiverse badges, flowers, and Wonder Wool. Personally I'm just focusing on Flowers (unlock bonus areas) and Wonder Wool (more color Yoshis). Miiverse is nice but whatever and I think health is just for completionists which I'm not really into unless it's just for more game like with the flowers.
>>317595614
It's not paranoia if it's true.
>>317595567
Holy shit /v/ lose some weight
http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/
http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/
http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/nintendo-explains-why-xenoblade-chronicles-x-lacks-substantial-marketing/
>Xenoblade Chronicles X is an RPG, a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans. We didn’t do anything too big because the audience for the game already know it exists and is already attentive of its release.”
Mamma mia!
>>317595754
Alison does visit and hate /v/.
They all know /v/ exists since people gave them that card
>>317595862
He's not wrong.
>>317592754
It's an rpg. It's supposed to fetishize numbers.
>>317592402
dick
>>317595862
That's fucking retarded.
>>317595862
its a niche game
it wont sell much.
>>317595862
They're exactly right. The general public don't own a Wii U, why the hell would they advertise it in a big way?
>>317595279
Sneezing feels good while coughing feels like you're dying.
Whose fucking idea was this?
>>317595862
translation: too much money.
>>317595862
>Know the game is only for people who enjoy Xenoblade
>Piss off said fans
Nintendo everyone. Their incompetence knows no bounds.
>>317595862
NoA never wanted to localize Xenoblade. They clearly don't want to localize XCX either. Why didn't they just let NoE handle it?
>>317595862
>Implying any casual dudebro or literal baby is going to be interested in XCX when they see how complex it is
I guess they could always try lying to them or something and telling them it's a mash x to win facebook integrated kill cam cheevo meme game.
>>317595862
>>317595417
>Using my edits, that were made to answer to a shitposter, to shitpost
I bet you are babt. Back to /nintyg/, cunt.
>>317590982
wait, is it tekken or this is new Rumble Roses I don't know about?
>>317595792
BRUH! Do it like her. Can you twist your wrist without feeling a slight discomfort like she can? It seems almost unnatural.
>>317595862
>a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans
>yet we changed Doll to Skell and removed the breast slider and censored Lin's outfits to appeal to Normal McPerson
>We admit this game is for a niche audience
>Then go out of our way to alienate it
BRAVO NoA
>>317595862
This is 90's Sega levels of incompetence
https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-of-america-nintendo-of-europe-nintendo-for-the-suppression-of-xenoblade-s-censorship-and-the-reinstatement-of-the-japanese-voices?recruiter=433104634&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Sign and don't buy
>>317596238
Stop posting your shitty petition everywhere, autismo.
>>317596178
You're too late mamma memer, I have countless iterations of your edits thanks to years of lurking, and they're all mine to exploit!
>>317596185
Nah its tekken. Their ver. Of core fighters.
>>317595862
>Market it ONLY to those who wanted this game in the first place and are fans of Xenoblade/jrpgs in general
>Change and remove shit when you know fans would do their fucking research about the localization
More out of touch with the world than my dying grandmother.
>>317595862
That's a valid strategy. But if they know their audience and still pulls shit like removing things from the game, they must some special kind of retarded.
>>317595194
Yeah but just some commercials or something. There was nothing other than that stupid spoopy meme shit. Like why not air some commercials for it during Walking Dead? Adult Swim? Not saying these are the epitome of entertainment but it'd at least make sense to air commercials for an M rated game on there. Really hate NoA. Were they always this bad or has it just gone up over the recent years?
>Sega Europe is the best SEGA
>Nintendo of Europe is also much better than NoA
What is the problem with americans?
>>317596292
And this is why I will never make OC ever again
>>317593029
No wonder /ink/ keeps complaining about Marie being a massive bitch.
The NoA script has her acting like an ass.
>>317596293
I thought 7 one is not out yet, or this is 6 one?
been awhile I played 6th one, don't remember it looking that good
>tfw no Super Mystery Dungeon in Europe until next year
>tfw I fucked up my homebrew so I can't import
>>317595862
>a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans
BUT BILL TOLD ME THIS WAS A GAME FOR ZELDA AND METROID FANS?!
>>317596375
You have to expect this sort of thing when your US branch is run by some guy from Pizza Hut.
>>317596410
Capitalism in its worse form.
>>317596210
>yet we changed Doll to Skell and removed the breast slider and censored Lin's outfits to appeal to Normal McPerson
Pretty obvious now that they didn't change it to appeal to normal people. They changed it to make themselves feel better. Like they're "fixing" what they think is wrong.
This kind of mentality is exactly why I cancelled my preorder.
>>317595862
How do you successfully market a JRPG in America?
>>317595862
Then why in the fuck is it censored?!
>>317596415
Good, yours suck. Get back to the containment general.
>>317596436
Nintendo fans were watching the direct, so of course he would say that.
>>317596541
This is what I like to hear, too bad idiot's like these exist and cancel's you out
>>317596224
>>317596310
>>317596541
Naw my guess is that they changed it because they knew it would piss enough people off to write something about it. Basically doing the marketing for them.
>>317595862
Come on. I know that Nintendo and the Wii U aren't popular. But they have no idea.
Almost completely disregarding the actual gameplay and game content itself.
Xenoblade X has an array of giant fucking robot mechs you are allowed to pilot and fly around in. In huge, expansive, and beautiful environments that are also housing giant creatures among other things who live there.
That alone is enough for it to be a system seller under normal circumstances. Had it been on the PS4 the normals in the mainstream would go totally crazy over Xenoblade X over this alone.
>>317596541
I was thinking about making my character look like Quaritch. Fuck Avatar but after seeing the trailers I wanted to purge Xeno Scum for fucking with humanity
Why didn't they just let NoE do the localization like they did with the first one?
>>317596732
>Abloobloobloo people don't share my point of view
>>317596314
Sorry about your grandma.
>>317596796
You overestimate weeaboos. Even PS4's only game couldn't sell enough.
>>317596424
I'm pretty sure the image is of Tekken Revolution. Which was F2p awhile ago. And the in game render of Asuka looks too cute to be TTT2 or t6 and doesn't look as clean as T7. I'm almost positive it's tekken revolution.
>>317595862
I swear to god i remember them first saying that XBX has too much to translate that the costs for doing so dont allow it to be advertised for a niche market as the profit wouldnt be as much. What the fuck is this shit.
>>317596950
>weeaboos
My entire argument was that giant robots, giant worlds, and giant creatures. Appeals to the mainstream.
Normalfags eat that shit up.
>>317596842
That guy seemed pretty based.
I was just going to make Teedus
>>317596954
I didn't even know about it existence, I thought some F2P analogue to Tekken 6 like DoA.
got it, thanks. I guess better wait till 7 one
>>317596732
Those kuks were going to buy it anyway. It's the people who choose to buy it just to spite people who cancelled their preorders who are effectively cancelling me out. Which is a fucking dumb thing to do, but this is /v/ - Contrarianism and Shitposting
>>317596661
You don't mention it is an RPG, that's it.
>>317597126
>My entire argument was that giant robots, giant worlds, and giant creatures. Appeals to the mainstream.
How's the 90s treating you? Can I join you? Something like Xenoblade would be publicly mocked like all the other weeaboo games already on the PS4 and Vita. The only hook normies could have to it would be the MMORPG combat.
>>317597312
>It's the people who choose to buy it just to spite people who cancelled their preorders
What?
>>317597406
Just shitposters who say they're going to do that, but there's just no way that happens.
>>317596661
Actually market it for one.
>>317596178
>>317596415
Jesus Christ the autism.
>>317588765
>JRPG
>Character creation
The last time I played one, I played as the dude in the cover of the game. Why the need to market it as a "TOTALLY NOT JAPANESE GUISE"?
>>317596072
>>317595348
>>317595493
I thought I was the only one who liked sneezing. Well not when compared to coughing, fuck coughing, but just in general.
>>317596106
nope, actual xenoblade fans don't give the smallest shit about pedo bait
if to you skimpy outfits are more important than most the game itself you didn't like it in the first place
>>317595279
can't offend the mudslimes
BRAVO YUROP
>>317590007
Shibata is an ass man. That's why he left her butt in but got rid of the boingy bits
Reggie is a tits man
>>317596410
>Sega Europe
Nope, they're just as retarded.
http://ytmnd.com/search?q=SEGA%20Europe
Only SEGA Japan can outdo Europe in stupidity.
>>317597974
wat
>>317595279
That's not even a real Splatfest, are you guys dense or what?
>>317598012
I'm an ass man too, and hate Reggie, but breasts can also be pleasant. Both should be loved even if I enjoy admiring asses more.
>>317597967
I'm still going to buy the game retard. It's called pre-owned copies.
>but the franchise would die
And it would be Nintendo's fault for it. I can't believe you fucking fanboys are trying to put the responsibility of a franchises LIFE on the consumers instead of the publishers. That's just fucked up and deserves the whole "shill" paranoia that we always see.
>>317598308
>they don't deserve money because publishers adapted the game to my culture by removing pedophilia and it's a good reason to let the franchise die
>I'm a fan, I swear
>>317595862
>>Xenoblade Chronicles X is an RPG, a game for RPG and Xenoblade fans. We didn’t do anything too big because the audience for the game already know it exists and is already attentive of its release.”
I'm literally at a loss for words. I thought they changed all of that shit to appeal to the masses.
What the fuck?
>>317598546
Not that dude but I'm going to pirate the shit censored version and buy the nip one to show support. This is the only true choice and you're all fucking spineless kekolds if you disagree.
>>317598546
There's a difference between being a fan and a complete idiot.
>>317598663
Nope.
The changes were entirely for PC purposes.
Good old Uncle Nintendo gotta look out for what games people can play.
>>317598663
They do it for themselves
>>317591079
Actually used to be common in print back in the 1700s and 1800s. The exclamation point wasn't generally used to end a sentence like a period or a question mark, but rather like a comma that denotes excitement or similar emotion.
>>317598709
Someone gets it. Probably not going to buy anymore wiiU games since the console is shit.
>>317598832
>>317598887
I didn't want to believe it but with an explanation like in that article now I know.
>>317598546
>removing pedophilia
You seem to be stuck on this point while ignoring any context surrounding this "pedophilia" in Xenoblade. Are you false flagging and trying to get people to claim that you're from treehouse or 8-4?
Lin's age is literally just a character gimmick to show that she's a child genius. She has the body of a young adult or a late teen. It doesn't matter unless your morals go deep into your own ass that you can't have an open mind about this.
That also isn't the only thing that changed, but you should know that.
>>317597371
>implying transformers isn't normieshit
>>317588765
yeah keep rubbing in our faces why this game's story will be shit.
jesus christ how the fuck did "we want a user created main character" get across?
>>317598239
>Both should be loved even if I enjoy admiring asses more.
My nigga
>>317594609
>Codename STEAM
>4
YOU CAN'T SPELL IGNORANT WITHOUT IGN
>>317595862
>WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MARKET RPGS THAT AREN'T KID FRIENDLY SO FUCK IT WE WON'T
>>317599495
that game is bloody great.
Only downside was enemy turns and it got patched.
>>317599495
To be fair, before the patch accelerating the game, it was a slugfest.
>>317599703
yeah I bought the game post patch but they were still complaining about WHY CAN'T WE RUSH IN AND KILL EVERYTHING? THIS METHODICAL SHIT IS BORING WHAT IS THIS A STRATEGY GAME?
>>317596292
MAMMA MIA!
>>317595862
Leave it to game journalists to leave out the fact that the interview was specifically about the Latin American region. It's like one big game of Telephone with these people.
>>317599901
Is that why Fire Emblem became so big
Awakening was piss easy
>>317599978
>It's just Latin America
how about those American Xenoblade commercials mang
>>317594609
>Nintendo release 20 games a year as opposed to most other publishers releasing 2
>Surprised when only 4 or so score well
Hopefully this shit gets resolved with NX and they only have one platform to develop for, so they won't feel the need to rush games out to bloat out a relatively empty schedule.
Saying that, your image needs to use the Metacritic - Gamespot is just one site
>>317599190
>all giant robots are transformers!
you sound like anormieanon
>>317599901
I don't get it either. Things like Fire Emblem Awakening and Xcom exists. One would think people already know about these kind of games. Yet somehow, STEAM gets as cons things that others also had, yet nobody cared
>>317594609
>That Kirby review
>One of the points is literally "I didn't git gud"
Kirby controls just fine
>>317600064
IN A WORLD
>>317588765
why do all the characters have Downs?
>>317600064
Not what the interview was about.
>>317600101
>he thinks the NX is going to be anything besides a colossal failure
10 million WiiUs
>>317591454
>didn't play the game
>it must be shills trying to fool me, awful game, simply awful
never change /v/
>>317600132
What do you think is the first thing some dudebro thinks of when he sees a robot turning into a vehicle you idiot
>>317600189
Watch the video of them playing it they had literal child reflexes
>>317590807
Nice deflection
>>317594609
>tapping and line drawing is oversimplified
>control issues make kirby tough to handle
well what is it. Is it too simple or is it too hard
>>317600275
It's allegedly going to share an OS and architecture with whatever their next handheld is (rumoured to be the same system)
They will literally have one platform to support on their own instead of two, we're definitely in for more consistently good games.
>>317600316
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/701151-xenoblade-chronicles-x/72865033
How long until the great crash and all the politics finally leaves the gaming scene for the return of the second golden age?I'm losing hope man every day I play less and less because of how shit the entire industry has become, all these business practices based in poor ethics edge my ass closer and closer to leaving for good.
>>317600306
>Was about to drop a comment telling them exactly what I think about their shitty review
>I already did it on release
>85 upvotes
Lofty.
>>317595862
They're also aware, then, that if the game doesn't sell well that the franchise won't likely be visiting NA any time soon, then. It seems like they're purposefully damaging the game - they're their own saboteurs.
That's fucking retarded.
At least it's good to see how transparent the anti-nintendo shitposters are and how they're the same autists that killed the 3DS and ninty general going as far as making the actual generals with shitposting OPs.
Hard to believe it's all done for free and fueled just by hardcore sonybrony autism.
Gonna cancel my Gamestop SE today. I was also gonna send NoA an email through http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/ask/ht/576/cp/599
Should I send one to NoJ and 8-4 like others have suggested?
>>317601170
Do whatever the fuck you want.
>>317601170
Couldn't hurt.
>>317600981
I'm a huge Nintendo fan. I've bought 13 Wii U games to date, and even own 5 different DS and 3DS systems.
Even then I'm pissed at NoA for their retarded shit. I'll most likely never buy another handheld Nintendo system again, and I'll wait and watch to see if the NX has any good, non-censored games before even considering dropping money on it.
Tree House, specifically Allison and her enablers, need to be dropped like the hot garbage they are before I'm even the slightest bit happy with NoA again. The only redeeming quality of this shitty branch is BILL
>>317601170
>That BLADE change
Why?
For what fucking reason?
What necessitated that change?
>>317599089
Huh, the more you know. That actually makes way more sense than the way we do it now. Will I get hung for doing this nowadays?
The reason NoE aren't in charge of more localisations is because Americans made fun of the British voice-acting in Xenoblade Chronicles. You have only yourself to blame.
>>317601214
I was just wondering if it would matter at all.
>>317601341
Because Americans.
>>317601170
>Lin no longer has access to the swimsuit constume
And that's how you know that whoever made this image doesn't even care about the game in the first place. I'm waiting for the day I fight with someone on the internet who isn't missinformed
>>317601341
Emancipation is a difficult word.
>>317601370
No. Shakespeare uses mid-sentence punctuation all the time. ? and ! both. It's accepted in modern English, but you'd probably have to explain yourself to the drooling retards who don't know what a Hark! is.
>>317601341
because the idea of freeing humanity from an imposed destiny is offensive
>>317601442
>Has access to it
>Except that it's entirely changed
Same thing, senpai.
>>317601341
Makes no semantical sense
>>317601553
No it isn't. Also the swimsuit isn't even the only thing affected by that, so that means that some random shitposter was only able to salvage that piece of information and ran to make that image
>>317591228
Because Muslims are coming into their country
>>317601693
Doesn't she wear the swimsuit over a top now? Completely changing the way it looks? She may still technically "have access" to it, but it's not the same thing.
>>317601170
Wouldn't be an image list if it didn't have misinformation in it.
>>317601963
>Doesn't she wear a swimsuit?
Yes. Is is that hard to understand?
>>317601419
Whatta buncha jokkas.
>>317601170
Lin does still have access to the swimsuit outfits, they're just less revealing
At least get your facts straight before making pictures.
Also there were no crosses in the game to take out in the first place you retard.
>>317601963
>Words it in the most sensationalist tabloid way possible.
>No you see having swimsuits changed to reveal less skin but still being swimsuits is kinda like not having access to any swimsuits!
>>317602081
>Quoting things I never said
You trying to ruse me senpai?
>>317601482
>tfw americans forgot that they used to use words
Emancipation proclamation was a thing in our history but now we're just earthfags.
>>317601963
The schoolgirl uniform got her belly and thighs covered. It's still a fucking schoolgirl uniform
>>317592550
No buy
![beat-the-beat-rhythm-paradise_121617_caratula-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlnJvDB.jpg "beat-the-beat-rhythm-paradise 121617 caratula-1[1]")
>>317589482
>why would they do a special localisation just for europe ?
That's a good question. Maybe it's because they think the US versions are shit.
>>317602068
The only thing I really haven't seen confirmed yet is the 'changes to crosses and other religious iconography' bit on there. Everything else is true.
>>317602353
>They changed more costumes
>They changed the schoolgirl costume
OVER THE LINE
They said it was just the fucking tit cover.
>character creating rpg
shit tier confirmed
>>317602353
But it's not the original schoolgirl uniform that we should of got.
>>317602429
>That boxart
>>317602353
Since when did the school girl uniform show stomach?
>>317602537
If it was only tit cover then the playboy bunny outfit would be untouched. What's so hard to understand? Censoring a child's clothes doesn't mean covering her non existant cleavage
>>317602760
I was mistaken. First of all, it isn't exactly a schoolgirl outfit, and the belly is untouched. They still removed the cleavage and her thighs/ways to see her panties
>>317592460
post HONK HONK
Reminder that the bunny outfits are gone gone gone.
>>317603538
Nope
>>317603538
No they literally are not, GameXPlain specifically showed you could still buy them in their 3 hours stream. They just didn't have the resources to do so because it requires end-game monster parts.
>>317603538
reminder to not listen to his lies
The localization should have been done by NoE like the first one.
>>317604034
I'd prefer the script stay intact, even if it means giving up Lin's costumes.
>>317603784
>>317603760
>>317603720
but is the real bunny suit in? (ie the not-bikini one)
I just want Style Savvy 3, goddammit.
>>317604312
hey it's you again
>>317604312
>I'd prefer the script stay intact
BLADE and memes. Fuck off.
>>317604312
>I'd prefer the script stay intact
Yeah, that's why I want NoE to handle it.
>>317603720
>>317603760
>>317603784
WHY WOULD NINTENDO CENSOR SOME LEWD THINGS, BUT NOT OTHERS?!
WHAT SICK GAME ARE THEY PLAYING WITH US?!
>>317604553
Why can't NoE and NoA just do separate localisations? NoE needs to commission its own translations for Yuropoorian languages anyway, doesn't it?
>>317604754
Why can't NoE or NoA just do a good job?
>>317604721
Not a single costume has been changed for anyone but Lin.
I still don't get the whole "pedo" thing when Splatoon exists.
>>317605042
>Nothing has been changed
>Except for this lol
>>317591239
Not completely the same, but more so than Europe's.
>>317605247
>WHY DO THEY RANDOMLY CENSOR SOME THINGS
>It's not actually random at all, it's Lin's outfits.
>STOP SUPPORTING CENSORSHIP!
Fuck off.
>>317603784
To bad this will be changed
>>317605448
Betting everything that it's going to get removed. Just see Fatal Frame.
>>317591828
literally every pokemon is inthe game except Volcanion, you can change your leader after the second mission
keep bitching over nothing
>>317605448
I don't know why anyone would wear that shit over the cool armor sets anyway. The skin tight insect alien armor is sexier. Still sucks they were censored for her though for those who would wear it
>>317588765
If Japs want to sell their games they need to do international release dates. One to avoid spoilers and two so retarded localization companies don't have time to butcher the game.
>>317603784
whats the point of having these without the boob slider? How fucking stupid
>>317590807
Yes, it's good I can't make a character with the same size breasts I have; at least all the idiots and SJW can feel like they have a victory over those evil "manchildren". Ugh.
>>317604312
>I'd prefer the script stay intact
>But I still want NoA to localize it
confirmed for retard
>>317588765
They are laughing at us now
>>317605880
Don't worry you won't have those.
>>317605880
do it for elma
>>317605042
breast slider is removed too
>>317605929
You don't have the right to have a player character that you identify with or who looks like you, especially not in an RPG where you can design your player character to look however you want.
>>317595862
And are also the people most likely to be unhappy with the translation. Wow, this is an impressive level of stupidity, even for NoA.
>>317606071
The removal of the breast slider is over the line, I think. That reminds me of Australia's whole "Flat chested women are considered underage" bullshit.Yes, I know the law is "No porn actresses with bust sizes below a C cup" but that's still bullshit
>>317595279
can't wait for the "watching grass grow VS watching paint dry" splatfest
thank you based NOE
>>317596238
>No one bought XCX?
>Guess the franchise is dead. No one wants RPGs anymore.
You can't win because these people will never admit they fucked up.
>>317603271
They added spats, as far as I'm concerned, they improved this outfit
>>317606382
>No porn actresses with bust sizes below a C cup
Australia, what? What happens if you have sex with an adult woman with breasts smaller than C cup? Does she get arrested for simulating paedophilia?
>>317606382
Is that seriously a law in Australia? lol
>>317589482
I think you'd be surprised to know Nintendo of Canada doesn't use the NoE French translations and instead does their own disgusting slang filled Québécois French ones.
>>317595862
>game is only going to sell to core fans
>censor it because staff are sjws doing it for themselves
Go fuck yourself Nintendo
>>317606701
Australia manages to be even more a prudish shithole than America. Despite having started as a fucking prison colony. Can't imagine why anyone would want to live there.
>>317606465
I'd rather the franchise die or move to another system than be fucked over repeatedly by Nintendo. If it dies, it at least goes with a little bit of dignity left. Either way, there's nothing for Nintendo to fuck up if they don't get the game.
>>317606382
Maybe the breast slider was removed so XCX can be sold at Australia without problems? Because removing Lin's lewd costume and the ability to change the breast size of those without the costume removal suspiciously sounds like something to satisfy that one particular law.
>>317607162
>Aha, finally we can target the 5 people with is WiiU in Aus!
>>317607260
Just saying, if they're trying to save cost, rather than develop two different ports, they'll just do one version that can be sold at multiple nations without any legality issues.
>>317595862
I love how that article makes it sound like they're talking about America and not just one part of the West which is what the interview was all about. This is gaming journalism.
>>317596661
Make a trailer showing the big mechas with big explosions.
Make another trailer showing the overworld and flashy attacks with combat cutscenes.
Show the big as fuck murrican flag the city has with a big as fuck blue and red mecha in front of it.
NEVER EVER say it's a JRPG.
>>317607162
I'd call Australia retarded and stop focusing on the market and only give them some low effort shit if they want to be as backwards as possible
This isn't only about titties but about games in general
>>317590257
whelp i know what hair style im using. this plus blonde.
>>317607379
Hey now. Australian gamers got it bad already. No need to give them subpar ports in addition to being screwed over by virtually everything else.
>>317607045
>prudish
>minimum breast size in porn
Your definition of prudish is a bit weird desu
>>317606694
>>317606701
>>317606382
It was just a rumor circulated years ago.
Individual titles such as the "Barely Legal" series were banned, but there was no law put into place.
Though the article I found also talks about other bullshit bans in their porn, such as squirting. Wasn't there a huge list of stuff like that that's banned in the UK?
>>317592291
They put a Shia reference in it.
>>317607807
Yes, and it was a fucking weird bunch of genres, predominantly femdom related. I guess the government wants British men to stop being so submissive?
>>317607886
But Shia is the best Islam.
>>317607807
Eh, not quite. From this link:
http://www.alrc.gov.au/sites/default/files/pdfs/publications/10_refused_classification_category.pdf
They refuse classification towards things like
>describe or depict in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, a
person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged
in sexual activity or not)
It's not illegal, it's just not going to get any classification.
>>317593797
Nintendo games rarely have this much voice acting.
>>317608289
>a reasonable adult
Where in Britain are we going to find one of those?
>>317608289
Adding to this. Here's the relevant part as to why I think the boob slider and Lin's costume changes were implemented just for Australia's sake.
>descriptions or depictions of child sexual abuse or any other exploitative or offensive descriptions or depictions involving a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18;
>or appears to be
Australia hates DFC.
>>317608908
have you seen the smallest boob size on the slider?
that's nowhere near dfc
>>317598546
>Pedophilia
Where's the child banging at in the game's japanese release then, or are you just trying to exclaim that any character in a swimsuit is immediately being raped via sight?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you must be a hoot when people invite you to the beach.
>>317590807
>>317594413
">something I claim to like" turned it from subtle jab to full on ham-fisted strawman.
Funny how a couple words can have a profound effect on a simple comment, gee I wonder why noa doesn't understand that.
>>317609023
It doesn't matter. Rather than risk anyone saying the smallest boob sizes is something that 'appears to be' a child under 18, they just removed it outright instead.
>>317605406
You're right it is just Lin's outfits. And the Breast slider. And B.L.A.D.E. And everything else.
If you're going to be a Nintendo apologist, then get better material.
>>317588765
Respond to the tweet and fucking lambast the fucks for removing the boob slider
>>317606382
>>317607162
>>317607260
>>317608908
Its pretty much just lazy censorship really. Trying to appeal to every westen country and their laws. We used to have the game corners in Pokemon until one EU country started complaining about it and now everyone has to suffer without it. Probably why Fatal Frame was censored aswell.
>>317609249
>And B.L.A.D.E. And everything else.
Muh names!
>>317601170
>Religious icongraphy changed
THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING 90s ANYMORE, PRETTY SURE THEY QUIT DOING IT OVER THE PAST DECADE BUT OOPS GUESS WE GOTTA GO BACK INTO IT AGAIN
>>317601170
>Crosses and other religious iconography were altered
Nice lie, anon.
>>317609390
Not our fault the EU isn't a federation but a group of different nations with widely different and polarizing cultures trying to pretend they are one.
So how many of you are finally taking the plunge and learning japanese?
I finished learning hiragana the other day and I'm almost done with katakana.
>>317609459
Anon, they haven't quit doing it over the past decade. Even Starbucks is getting in on this action now.
>>317607807
>Spanking (beyond what's considered a light level)
>Caning
>Aggressive whipping
>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
>Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of consent)
>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
>Role-playing as non-adults
>Physical restraint
>Humiliation
>Female ejaculation
>Strangulation
>Facesitting
>Fisting
It wasn't so much this stuff is now banned, so much as adult porn films now have to be rated by the BBFC, so potentially life endangering shit had to be banned. Some of it is obviously retarded though.
BBFC no longer rates videogames, so none of it matters to anyone except retards who pay for porn.
>>317609617
I'll just play games in japanese without knowing how to read it, thank you very much, you don't need to know how to read to play fucking video games.
>>317609596
According to the one article I found on Google it was PEGI that made it happen, not national law.
Here are the main problems with XBX
-NLA is boring, empty, and has nothing interesting going on in it most of them time. its not even close to being as cool as the first games towns
-Main story is shorter than the first games, it has a lot of side quests some even with VA and a lot of plot but it still doesn't make up for it
-Online was shoe horned in most likely to appeal to Americans
-World is big but doesn't have many settlements in it outside of a few BLADE check points and some KNOWPAWN traders
-Dolls take too long to get
-English version suffers from the worst localization since Mugen Souls
>>317609976
No, i meant as in how vastly different and opposing cultures trying to come together as a federation without the frameworks built for it is just asking for trouble.
>>317610037
>-English version suffers from the worst localization since Mugen Souls
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
All because they covered up a child character. Never change /tv/.
>>317610247
No because they didn't leave the original text intact and felt the need to remove something from the character creator only in the American release yet leave it in the Euro release.
>>317610334
>yet leave it in the Euro release
are we spreading misinformation again?
>>317610334
It's not in the European version, either bro.
Also, 1:1 translations are dogshit.
>>317610334
>muh sacred borrowed kotoba
>muh lies
embarrassing
>>317610247
Even worse is that no one is complaining about it besides some here, Nor do I hear anyone complain about the story, the world, the time is takes to get dolls either.
Some complaints I hear here are:
>You need to go directly to the people to switch party members
>Gathering quest are hindered by the fact they don't tell you where to find said item besides the continent
>Kizuhana quests cannot be quit out, once taken you must finish it
>>317609292
>using twitter.
Kill yourself, shit eating normie
>>317609617
Me. Pretty much got kana down and am studying the grammar.Primary reason for learning it isn't this game specifically, I want to watch old chinese robot cartoons that no one will sub.
>>317590807
>Missing the point entirely
I'm going to create a male character anyway, so the boob slider doesn't even matter to me. But it still annoys me that they would remove something so minor for literally no fucking reason.
>>317610585
I was initially saying this only as a joke, but after actually looking through their classification laws, it really does feel like it was changed just for the Australian market.
>>317610037
>NLA is boring and empty
Gamexplain new video proves this statement completely wrong
>side quests some even with VA and a lot of plot but it still doesn't make up for it
Sidequests actually give even more world building don't go saying they're nothing.
>Online
This thing I really don't like so no problems there
>World is big but doesn't have many settlements in it outside of a few BLADE check points and some KNOWPAWN traders
Pretty sure there are caves and cauldros even has guarded fortress.Noctilum too
>dolls take to long to get
And this is a problem because? Are you one of those guys that want to have all the game options and lvls since the beginning without hardwork?
>>317610926
Stop being a moron. Nobody changes global versions of things just for a law that doesn't actually exist in Australia. Bikinis are also not some great sexual thing in a culture where everyone goes to the beach and the lifeguards wear tiny speedos.
Japanese version is like the original versions of star wars
English version is like the special edition rereleases.
>>317611031
>Gamexplain new video proves this statement is completely wrong
No it doesn't all it does is prove that NLA exists just to buy equipment and the city portion is worse than any city in the original.
>>317611031
>responding to obvious shitposting
>>317611031
He's delusional to think any of the cities in the original game were anything special besides aesthetic design.
>>317611123
So you admit these were internal changes then?
>>317611428
No, it was Lucas shitting things up once he has free reign.
>>317609249
>muh beyond the logos artificial destiny emancipator
Literally word salad.
>>317611428
Shh, don't ruin their little meme with crushingly obvious facts about every media production in the universe.
>>317611072
Never said it was illegal, just that to get a classification to sell in Australia, you need to fulfill this bullshit of a criteria:
>descriptions or depictions of child sexual abuse or any other exploitative or offensive descriptions or depictions involving a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18;
Key word is 'appears to be'. Obviously, I have no proof of this but it is the only thing that properly explains why LIn's lewd costume was change (she looks under-aged, which fulfills the 'appears to be' keywords criteria), and boob slider for Emma, who doesn't have her lewd costume removed (which means she can also be changed to 'appears to be' under 18). Call it a conspiracy theory if you like, but I really can't think of anything else that fits why those things got changed.
>>317593029
Not sure if the EU version works without audio. I'd just assume she was a shallow Japanese girl and all she cared about was the cafe and giftshop. I've played/watched enough harem/moe shit where the girl's basically only cared about food, gifts, and guys.
>>317611254
>NLA exists just to buy equipment
>Can recruit people and accept affinity quests quests
Sure whatever you say senpai
>>317611595
Sub-18 characters in bikinis are not scandalous in Australia. They put them in early evening dramas and then sell those overseas. So no, I don't think that's the issue here despite Australia having issues with nanny state governments.
>>317611751
In the barracks.
>>317590007
Splatoon is a trainwreck in NA as well.
>Puns
>Memes
>"Humor"
>Completely changes the original script
Europe master race here
>>317611820
http://www.alrc.gov.au/sites/default/files/pdfs/publications/10_refused_classification_category.pdf
I'm just quoting what I've read here, anon. Like I said, I have no proof of it, it's just a theory, so you're free to ignore it if you like.
>>317590807
It's the potential for bigger or smaller breasts though.
>This is sad. The breast size of your character has no impact on the gameplay or story. Stop being offended Puritans.
That would be my response to you who seems to be so bothered by the ability for others to maybe put larger breasts on their characters.
>>317610552
Why do you think I'm telling other people to do it? Because I don't have a twitter account
>>317611858
>Complaining about puns in a game called SPLATOON
The irony.
>>317611820
>>317611996 here
Oh, here we go. Maybe it's outdated, but I've found a possible relevant reason why they are so hard up on video games and not the other media content.
> 10.11 The main difference between the current three media types to be classified RC is that the Code provides that computer games that are unsuitable for a minor to see or
play are to be classified RC.10 The reason for this is the absence of an R 18+ classification for computer games. However, law ministers from all jurisdictions who together constitute the Standing Committee of Attorneys-General (SCAG) agreed in July and August 2011 to the creation of the R 18+ classification category for computer games.
>11 At the time of writing, the Australian Government had not yet introduced a
Bill to amend s 7(3) of the Classification Act—the relevant legislative provision that
designates the classification categories for the three media types.
>>317611996
Okay, but Potato isn't actually involved in sexual activity or telling you how to make a bomb, so that's not relevant. There isn't actually some rule that says you can't show skimpy clothing. Even the Atelier meme would have been more because there's some heavily implied rape, not because somehow bikinis triggered them in one game but not in the countless other places in media they appear.
I note you can still buy Atelier High Impact Sexual Violence on the Australian PSN, where it is not rated for adults.
>>317612235
That law was passed. It's no longer relevant.
>tfw there's an alternate universe where NoA isn't shit
>tfw you're stuck in the one where NoA is the worst
>>317605538
Ill take that bet, considering game xplain has the final build, and has shown its there.
>>317612434
Got a link to what the law is now? I am morbidly curious to find out if the law made it better or worse for gamers.
>>317595792
LOSE WEIGHT, GOOD GRIEF!
I just did this and nothing felt wrong or awkward, I even opened my hands to put my palm against my waist, fingers pointing upwards and nothing felt wrong.
You're really just a massive lard-ass who can't flex his joints anymore.
Nintendo really needs to stop with region locking.
>>317612764
was meant for >>317595567
>>317612596
Not off the top of my head. It was passed some time ago and was uncontroversial. The real hold-up had been one faggot state attorney-general.
Basically all the bill did was extend the rating system for other types of media to games so they're no longer forced to classify highly violent things as pg-13 equivalent or refuse classification. I think there have also been a couple games released since then that were refused classification, so it's not like it changed the requirements. As far as I know nothing has ever been refused on grounds of swimsuits.
>>317612851
This, no reason we shouldn't be able to buy the definitive version of this game because they refuse to change one line of code.
>>317612596
As a further comparison, under the current system The Sims 4 is rated M (essentially T), and that features explicitly underage characters who can be put in bikinis, have violence done to them, have thinly veiled sex etc. That's pushing the envelope more than what happens with Potato-chan, but it doesn't affect the rating.
>>317612990
Maybe they're trying to avoid the possibility it will be classified as R18+ like Atelier Totori instead of the M rating that they got? I mean, with the current classification laws, better safe than sorry, especially if this is the only port done.
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>>317613723
Latin America you dumb fuck
>>317588765
noa sucks and hates girls their censorship is ruining everything fucking old people should die already im getting sick of them theres just to many of them everywhere these day waaaaa
>>317613703
Totori has some implied rapey shenanigans, and you can still buy it at below an R rating on PSN. Here's a screenshot of the bikini-loaded version of the game in the local store.
Reposting Gamekult's opinion on the music (translated from french)
:
Xenoblade X chose the hard mode on all the elements of the game. Listen to the music. It will shock you at the beginning: the first fight will be rythmed with a flow of rap. Not the Wu Tang Clan nor the NTM (french rap band) kind of rap. Imagine the kind of rap that you can listen in anime openings. It's after multiple ingame songs that we understand that those songs are the core of the OST. The tracks are adapted to the situations, sometimes epic, sometimes nervous, and sometimes they stay quiet. In town, the «hey hey han han» hip hop has a slower tempo at night.
A restaurant serving all the dishes because «it's in the menu» will fail some of them. The music in XCX is some sort of basterd mix of Evanescence, Linkin Park, Hatsune Miku and Osaka beatboxers. There is one certitude: it's the most courageous, insane OST you will ever heard. There is at least a track that you will hate. Those who have watched Attack on Titan and Kill la Kill are used to the energetic work of Hiroyuki Sawano. Advertisers would call it «dividing» or «cleaving», psychanalists would call it «suicidal». But wether we like it or not, when the singers shut their mouths, the melodies are great.
>>317613981
Can't see anything. Australia censorship wins again!
>>317614025
>Gave the original game an 8
>Gave X an 8 too
Well, okay.
>>317613703
xenogears was released in nineteen-ninety-fucking-eight
if you were one year old when xenogears was released you could buy an 18+ game.
>>317610427
Do we confirmation if it's in or not?
I mean, I doubt it is, but the euro version may be changed.
>>317614258
I hope Taka goes all out in the next game just so NoA turns it down and another company picks it up
>>317614025
>restaurant analogy
Not even the French can get away with that nonsense.
>>317614025
>it's the most courageous, insane OST you will ever heard.
Based Sawano the madman.
>>317614430
i think we'd know by now if it's in considering there's a ton of euro reviewers
>>317614112
The most difficult part of the game is filling out the date of birth information every time you talk to someone.
>>317614249
XCX's reviewer said during a stream that the game was a 9+ in his heart (the highest grade on Gamekult) and insinuated that he didn't gave XCX a 9+ because the Witcher already got a 9+ a few days ago
>>317613981
I've went to youtube to watch the swimsuits in question. Can't really say it's risque or anything, but if that is somehow enough to get an M15+ and not just a M rating, I don't want to defend Nintendo or anything but yeah, if I was in their shows, I wouldn't want to risk it with Lin's costume.
>>317614249
the french people actually use a 1~10 scale. not a 7~10 scale
where a 10 is perfection with zero flaws
8 is equivalent to a 9 in burger land
>>317614560
What kind of stupid logic is that?
>>317590880
They still didn't release Xenoblade in the West. It was fucking Gamestop, of all places.
>>317614747
We live in a world where gamestop is better than NoA.
>>317614660
Gamekult but is one the most reliable websites related to video games but has a reputation of being an "elitist" website. Giving two 9's in a row was probably too much.
>>317614492
I hope he brought his A-game (Unicorn)
>>317605268
>hair in the place of breasts
>customization tweet mentions how the hair is important
Deepest lore.
>>317614660
The logic that speaks from the wallet, of course.
>>317607360
Mechs are for fags and anyone who buys it will get a refund because they went in expecting an action game and here they get a fucking RPG.
It'd be like Brutal Legend's marketing campaign.
>>317614565
I'd say it's because of a couple scenes. The original version of the game has a lighter rating, but I couldn't tell you if that's because it lacks the same scenes (I know the plus versions do add things) or simply because ratings review boards are always inconsistent as fuck. If it were just swimsuits, all Sims games with teens would be rated higher than they are.
>>317615121
Crap, does that mean Bobby Kotick is right again?
>>317615121
>Brvtal Legend
Too fucking soon, fuck you Tim Schafer
>>317615121
You mean like how millions of people returned Final Fantasy VII when they realized the TV ads were just clips taken from the FMV?
>create a character
So your character will be a bland boring blank slate with no influence on the events of the story or on the world. Sounds like a shit game.
>>317615205
Mostly yes. Does that mean not marketing middle market games at all? No, fuck no. Should that mean they should pay millions of dollars to advertise something that was going to be niche to begin with.
>>317615379
Forgot to say no for the second point. So yes Bobby is mostly right again.
>>317609765
>no facesitting
#PrayForUK
>>317615164
It's probably a combination of things that they felt would probably push the rating to beyond M. Already dealing with combat involving someone that looks underaged, factoring in the intact lewd costumes for Emma, and various other things, they probably didn't want to push the under-aged looking angle any more than they should.
>>317607807
>>317608289
>>317609765
It's only banning it from being created here, do anybody who wasn't goint to the Germans or the Japs for those things sure will be now
>>317588765
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/ask/ht/295/cp/591/mq/319
Fuck, I'm so excited to play this game. I feels like I've been waiting forever
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/701151-xenoblade-chronicles-x/72825193
>>317615492
I mean it sucks, but as long as they don't start taking away my rights to fap to what they consider obscene, then I'm fine.
If they do, then I'll personally cut off my dick, sew it to my mother and run across Trafalgar Square with a gimp mask on.
>>317601170
Thanks for the link anon.
I've sent my email of concern to them citing Fatal Frame 5 changes despite M-rating and XBX changes despite previous entry having them as examples.
>>317615794
>I bought a copy of Xenoblade X and cant access the breast slider, I think my game is bugged.
>>317615274
Dumbass, FFVII was babby's first RPG.
This shit right here is basically what would happen if you turned a korean MMO into a single-player RPG but still kept things with the complexity of a kb+m setup.
Before you claim "not all of us are retarded," remember that this game would've been marketed to people who can't even recite their national anthem unless they ask siri for the lyrics first.
>>317615945
That's just a generic response they send out. I got the same, and my email was just "Please fix Xenoblade X, Thanks" because I knew they wouldn't read it anyway. Everyone who emails NoA several paragraphs is just wasting their time.
>>317615379
Eh, they did release a TV commercial for XCX, so it's not as if they're not advertising for it at all.
>>317616621
>a large organization doesn't personally debate issues or reveal the decision-making process to random people who write to them
>they must immediately delete all customer feedback
Uh huh.
>>317616521
You're supposed to know or give a shit about your national anthem?
>>317616694
Oh I know, I'm saying in general, not at NoA.
>gamexplain uploads a NLA tour video
>conveniently doesn't show the changes to this poster
god damn it he was so close to showing it but he didnt because >muh spoilers (even though the title of the video says SPOILERS)
>>317615379
>>317616694
Not to mention that they took up some pages in gaming magazines as well. To say they're not advertising at all is wrong.
>>317616621
Other users got different responses.
>>317616862
I know, I'm just saying it in case someone tries to post the Latin America branch interview again.
>>317616919
Dude that's gone.
>>317616919
>Title of the video says spoiler
>Warn in-video that there will be spoilers
>STILL goes out of his way to show nothing interesting
>Doesn't even want to say the Ma'non's name even though NINTENDO THEMSELVES ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THEM and YOU CAN SEE THEIR NAME ON-SCREEN
>>317601170
>Builders of the Legacy After the Destruction of Earth
>Beyond the Logos Artificial Destiny Emancipator
>B of the L A the D of E
>B the L A D E
I don't like this change.
>>317616813
You seriously can't be this delusional. Of course they don't care.
>>317616919
>he doesn't know
They just completely removed Wels from the game because it was 'offensive'.
>>317617164
>i've never worked in a corporation before
Whether they care about you or not is irrelevant. You always document consumer data.
>>317616841
You're missing the point anon.
People nowadays are fucking stupid, if XCX was marketed with the mechas and people realized that you had to do something more complex than pressing X to not die, they'd return it in a heartbeat.
>>317596541
They also removed religious references in some texts.
If I had to guess there's probably a couple racy lines that be reworked as well.
>>317617262
What an interesting source.
>>317616521
>An actual game not designed to retards
that's a good thing anon
>>317617771
Not when you're trying to market it towards the average consumer.
At least Nintendo was smart enough to know not to waste their money on marketing it to normies.Especially since everyone ITT will cave and buy it anyways since there's not much else to look forward to.
>>317590257
Are the faces in this game really that bad or is everyone just picking the dumb potato face for their pedo MC?
>>317616942
>Not to mention that they took up some pages in gaming magazines as well. To say they're not advertising at all is wrong.
Yeah, I saw like THREE ads on the most recent issue of Game Informer
They're doing something
I wouldn't be surprised to see a TV commercial on Toonami
>>317617992
Speak for yourself. I was gonna buy a Wii U for this game specifically, but now I'm probably just gonna work on my backlog.
>>317618447
>I wouldn't be surprised to see a TV commercial on Toonami
Well if so that's kinda too little too late, nest Toonami's a marathon nobody's going to watch and then the game will have launched.
>>317618654
Commercials can still run after a game has been released.
>>317595862
I don't get it. If they claim the only audience is the already established one, why censor it to piss them off?
>>317618475
Why would you bother buying any console for one game?
You get retard points just for thinking of doing that kind of stupid shit man.
>>317619203
Because Treehouse has the power and they want to fuck with weebs for what they did with Allison.
That and they get paid for every hour they "localize" something so the more shit they say is indecent, the more money they'll receive in the long run.
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