>AGDQ2016 schedule announced
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_gibuPSqCLOY8HruYJ15OYGGkFfth0IevIi7fE9Xp2E/pubhtml
>go to catch up on juicy speed runner drama
Guys, this shit is amazing.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/i_am_mab_the_legal_owner_of_games_done_quick_llc_in_the_commonwealth_of_virginia..html
looks like they closed it kek
>1. This sort of action, regardless of intent, will henceforth result in a permanent ban from our events. This is in addition to any legal remedies we may have to perform. The correct action is to notify us directly, privately. We have contact information available on our website.
>will henceforth result in a permanent ban from our events
ya think?
pls explain
i dont follow speed drama, but hearing about it is alright
>>317571208
some guy noticed the company name expired so he bought the company trademark and now he's being threatened with legal action by GDQ.
>>317571208
that fat Asian is taking the money for him self
>>317571356
do they have a leg to stand on in this?
why didnt they, like, auto renew it?
>No Adam
>No Flicky
>No Coolkid
>No Werster
>No Witwix
>No Cyghfer
What's the point?
Seriously, nobody is fucking there
>>317571526
because uyama is embezzling money
>>317571208
Also, several mildly popular old school speed runners either just plain aren't on the schedule or were cut for pretty flimsy reasons, which was released so late many of them are still stuck with booked flights and hotel rooms that are now completely pointless
eg https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/668564123039506432
>>317571545
someone post that pic of GDQ becoming progressively more boring every year
>>317571526
A harsh skeptic would assume it's because someone's skimming money
It's probably more likely they're just plain incompetent
But by all means give these guys $1mil
>>317571356
You have to have a company to be a bunch of autistic faggots who abuse glitches and other dumb shit on a stream?
>>317571748
They funnel hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity, they'd damn well better be.
>>317571839
Have you seen the "charities" they donate to?
Remember prevent cancer foundation?
They don't do anything but print pamphlets.
Does that mean that DQ is dying?
>>317571991
MSF is legit though.
>>317569039
Oh boy, yet another one of these soulless sham shows. At least they'll never beat the only non-autistic speedrunner that I know of
>>317571673
>https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/668564123039506432
bet he was cut for making that tranny joke about comso
>>317572285
I agree, Big Boss needs all the money he can get
>SJW's and Women take it over
>shit dies
lel
>Bunch of literally whos with maybe one or two recognizable names
>NoGameJ06
Is depressed Vince Vaughn gonna be there to tell them how pointless their struggles are?
Oh, and save the animals.
>>317571545
>>317571673
>>317571685
All the old blood are being slowly purged from the events for two reasons
1. They're autists and that isn't going to make the event/company look good
2. They're funny and crack jokes and that isn't going to make the event/company look good.
>>317572758
Who is going to keep tuning in if their event becomes more and more bland?
I don't even feel like watching their streams anymore.
>>317572701
Greetings from Germany!
50 if the announcer gets my name right :^)
>>317572758
>>317572549
This is what happens when you let normies, especially of the female persuasion into your videogames and videogame groups.
Shit just goes out of control.
Hope you faggots learned your lesson.
>>317569039
>AGDQ
who cares? get this shot to reddit, no one on /v/ is interested in it
>no caveman
D R O P P E D
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>>317572617
This. No Big J. Give golf a chance.
https://twitter.com/loafofbread13/status/668501637149941760
>>317572758
>1. They're autists and that isn't going to make the event/company look good
This doesn't even make sense because it's run by the biggest fucking autists on the planet.
>no /v/ speedrunning event
>GDQ is dying
Good. They were more fun when it was just people hanging out and destroying games while goofing off. It's become so stilted that it's just boring to watch.
What the fuck is it with speed running that brings out the worst in everyone?
>>317572980
>>317572758
These are people who turned an incredibly anal retentive and repetitive hobby into a convention.
For every world record, that person spent more than 2 years playing the game the exact same way over and over to practice that WR attempt.
Everyone involved in this event is autistic.
>>317572668
You mean that cunt Goldeneye runner?
>YSG!! YSG!!!
>look at ysg haha he's so funny XD
That was when I stopped watching GDQ
Which community is more autistic, /v/?
Speedrunners or Fighting games
>>317572830
>donation comes with a comment about how the donators family, friends and dog died horrible deaths of cancer
>>317573081
Fighting Game Speedrunners.
>>317573072
So well over two years ago? I can't stand that piece of shit either. I couldn't sit through the whole run the first time I heard him laughing.
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
>>317573029
>Everyone involved in this event is autistic.
This. Even with all due respect, you're dealing with people who spend kind of a strange amount of time perfecting games ad nauseam to an extreme, several of which are barely played by anyone any more.
It's respectable and really interesting in a lot of ways, but it's just plain weird at its core even by /v/ standards.
>>317571356
>obtain trademark
>get threatned with legal action
Uh, that's not how it works?
It's quite the opposite, he can threaten THEM.
I do this shit all the time, namesquatting both domains and corporative names to extort people to purchasing them off me or cease & desist.
>>317572336
who
>>317573081
FGC is just normal ass black people though.
>all those long ass RPGs
>Glitchless pokemon
"Quick"
>>317573153
Funfact: Knitler is now the leading PR manager for the entire event
>>317573081
FGC isn't autistic at all
Smashfags on the other hand....
>>317572946
we're still trying to get a west coast hosted speed running event up and running but if you're in the mood for pure autism and cancer check out NASA
>>317573230
And people wonder why it's getting shittier.
>>317573108
>donation comes with a comment about how the donators family, friends and dog died horrible deaths of cancer
>it's SGDQ and the charity is Medecins Sans Frontieres
>>317573081
Speedrunning is way more autistic and fucking weird, while FGC is full to the brim with overconfident tools with stupid big egos.
>>317572361
https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/661894359730757632
No one got upset
>>317573153
>I just want to play Zelda
>look at me I'm dressed like link
>why this bitch don't shut up holy shit
>im dressed as fucking link
>ADGQ early on
>Well lit rooms with the classic red couch, separate room with PCs with people just hanging out, playing games
>AGDQ now
>Large, dimly lit room with rows of seats in the back, instructed to be very quiet so as to not disturb the runner
Why did Mike Uyama fuck this all up?
Greetings from Germany.
I've been watching AGDQ and losing sleep because of it. Watching from work atm. I just HAD to donate during my favorite game of all time and it's fun to see my childhood being destroyed so quick. My grandfather passed away a few months ago due cancer, so I'm glad to be donating for a good cause. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Put this donation towards saving the animals. Keep up the good work!
>>317573308
>someone actually made this photoshop
>>317573168
there are laws that prevent domain squatting when your domain is a blatant trademark violation.
Like, if you trademark coca-cola.moe, they could sue you to relinquish control of it and they'd win.
>>317572946
/v/ does not have legit autistic dipfucks determined enough to actually go out and get organized to obsess over a game to the point of playing it perfectly.
>>317573328
I don't understand this meme.
le save the animals
>>317573193
>up on the schedule
>12 hour FFXII run World Record!
>>317573153
Bravo for her getting everyone to stop and pay attention to her.
>donating money to an organization run by gamers
>being surprised they embezzled most of the money and probably most of (if any) charity.
Not surprised. At all.
Most of you faggots get mad when you wonder why nobody is paying 200 dollars a month to watch you fail at indie game streaming at Twitch.
>>317573328
HOLY FUCK
>>317573328
your meme is spot on
Is that kungfufruitcup girl going to be there? She's super qt. That's all I care about desu.
>no witwix
yeah no thanks
>>317569039
>All the good speed runners got their subscribers up enough to no bother with GDQ anymore and no longer turn up
Sounds about right
Whatever happened to that one qt speedrunner boy who dressed like a girl and then apologized for pretending to be trans?
>>317573335
There's nothing "epic" about that post, meme master.
Remember to make donations with subtle anti-Islam and refugee messages. Maybe add some pro-Trump ones.
Let's kick cancer's butt. This one goes toward saving the animals.
>>317573518
Cosmo?Ain't he still trans and a massive faggot?
>>317572803
knittler
>>317573153
>Can you stop
W-What?
Someone had to have paid her. A single human can not be this daft.
>>317573328
Needs more
>And now if I perform a double ju-
>LOUD ASS SPIKE VEGETA
>1 DOLLAR FROM HANS IN GERMANY WHO SAYS
[runner's frustration intensifies]
>>317573383
Funfact: it's not illegal to domainsquat
I constantly sell domains for big fat money to businesses and private people, I take particularly effort into squatting uprising autistic gaming communities that come to life from various websites, such as reddit & 4chan.
Most people just pay up, because they either weren't quick enough to get the domain themselves or just "didn't think of it".
Most people that want to settle and become "more serious" eventually go down the path to aquire the domains for themselves, which would be trough me.
>Narcissa Wright isn't doing a run
Wow, I never knew AGDQ was transphobic.
>>317573319
Embezzlement.
Are we gonna have an inside man this year for secret phone stream?
>>317573319
>Why did Mike Uyama fuck this all up?
Mike's fucking dead
Literally dropped off the face of the earth, nobody's seen hide nor hair of him, no pics, no NOTHING. But the 'committee" still mention him as if they talk with him all the time. It's really weird.
And GDQ's will never be fun again. They're gonna turn into conventions for normies.
>>317573635
I'm 95 percent sure it's actually literally illegal to domain squat.
>never enforce late registration ever in the past like 6 years
>all of sudden they care about late registration
I mean it's calebs fault for fucking up and not registering earlier in the first place but at the same time GDQ is a fucking shitshow.
>>317573685
go to steam.com
>>317573685
It's not, fyi.
>>317573560
no i was talking about missygoesfast
also it looks like he went back to being trans
>>317573685
You're 100% wrong.
>redditors shitposting nonstop
>linking to their reddit threads and screenshoting them
>spamming links to click bait articles
>says he's the owner
>just some faggot who illegally bought the name and doesnt understand anything about how the world works
>>317573675
>okay bros, next up, we're speedrunning COD:BLOP8 achievos in multiplayer
>so, I've got some guys on this server, and they're gonna just let me do all the chievos without trying to kill me
>it's way faster when people aren't shooting you back
>>317573709
>the former home of Steam Tunnel Operations
Interesting.
>>317573685
There is and it's been place from 1999, check out the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act
>>317573675
I honestly wouldn't be surprised to hear that mike is completely unaware of what's going on with gdqs, he probably asks how they're going and gets told "fine" and believes it
>>317573635
Do you register literally every single TLD variant?
Surely most communties would just say "oh well, he got .com, we can still get .org, .net, .eu, or whatever the fuck else"
>>317573671
What?
>striker is still there
That guy is cool.
>>317573328
It's like I'm there already
>>317573780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticybersquatting_Consumer_Protection_Act
>>317573709
steam.com is a legit company
>>317573707
Who cares about that dyel pale faggot anyway?
>>317573780
>>317573717
It actually is but there's a difference between sitting on the www.noonegivesashitaboutthisname.com and pepsi.Iamretarded.com
The former is legal the latter is not
I'm really tempted to buy a fursuit and wear it during my run without making any mention of it to see if I get banned then cry fursecution
>>317573758
Apologies, I don't even follow any speedruners, I just lurk in the threads, Cosmo is the only faggot I know besides Lobos.
>>317573406
But they obsess over memes.
So they fit in /srg/ perfectly.
So calebhart won't run because he wasn't fast enough?
>>317569039
I don't really care about speedruns and never paid attention to them, why is there so much drama involved? Isn't it just a few hundred people at most seeing who can find the most game breaking bugs? The one or two times I tuned in to a stream it didn't even look very professional, they were sitting on plastic chairs in front of a small TV.
>>317573860
i thought this was going to be a fake url, i can't believe something this stupid is real
>>317573709
That's not domain squatting, it was some dude originally registering a website for his business and keeping the domain because he likes it or something. Domain squatting is more like registering steam.com and redirecting it to Origin or some shit like that
What will be the "alternate" game this year that people will latch onto and not shut about for a few weeks? Last year it was Tetris.
>>317573328
Hello my new copypasta.
>>317573819
Yep.
Costs probally between me probally 45€~~ for the entire markup on a domain name & all TLD's for 3 years due to bulk trades.
>>317573905
it's not illegal, just saying.
The trick to it is to not be american, and be faster than others.
No trademark -> free reign
lets say some casual community wants to register something, like very specific names "Egelordcunts101"
you'd just register the domains before them and hope they are stupid enough to want to buy it off you for a higher markup.
if not, you just use it to promote that it's for sale and not auto-renew it.
>>317573905
>pepsi.iamretarded.com
pepsi is a subdoman of iamretarded.com
you'd be cybersquatting "iamretarded.com"
the pepsi. isn't the domain, and can just be a server name or something. like www. is actually just a meaningless standardisation
I have no idea who cool matty is, but he sounds like a little shitter kek.
>>317573937
This is what happens when autists start organizations, own websites, and come together for events.
>>317573924
Obsessive shitposting does not mean skill to play or ability to get out of the house without help.
The meme skill cap is reached for the level of autism in there, but they can't play for shit.
>>317573937
Over a million dollars gathered in donations suddenly disappearing time after time raises some suspicions
Not to mention the staff are cracking down more and more each year when anyone questions anything about it
>>317573989
I'm guessing they want it to be Stepmania but it could go either way.
>no sig
>no cosmo
>no trihex
>no werster or witwix
what's the point of watching?
>>317573979
What's stupid about it? You can't go around setting up restaurants called 'McDonalds' just like you can't setup 'microsoft.pl' or whatever the fuck and throw a bunch of ads on it.
>>317574028
Only generic ones then? There's no way you could get all country domains and the new sponsored domains (.agency etc.) for 45€ a year.
Still seems like there would be alternatives available.
Why are there never any fighting games? Just curious.
>>317574054
>The meme skill cap is reached for the level of autism in there, but they can't play for shit.
memeathon was pretty dank tbqh
>>317574004
>new
>Think this guy was an asshole at first
>Read his post
>Holy shit he's right
He's fucking right!
Who WAS holding onto the registration money if the company that was supposed to process registrations wasn't registered!?
Holy
fucking
shit!
>>317573882
a lot of people apparently. Considering the MMx runs have been pretty big money makers for the last four years or so I'd say a lot of people care.
>>317574125
If my name is Dan McDonald, why shouldn't I be able to open up my own restaurant called McDonald's?
>>317574114
you forgot
>no iateyourpie
literally cancelled my plane ticket and gave ISIS the event's address after I heard that
>>317574114
>witwix
>trihex
Literally kill yourself
>>317571002
I wouldn't give it back at all if they wouldn't tell them WHO THE FUCK HAS THE MONEY?
WHERE WAS IT GOING?
wow some juicy Speedrun drama never heard of that b4
How many cute girls are going to be there?
>>317572549
I wanted to make a shitpost about how they have probably never been around women and don't understand that they tend to suck the fun out of everything.
Then I realized that it's probably true and now I am kinda sad because those nerds ruined something that seemed to be pretty important to them and didn't even get anything in exchange for it.
>>317574129
Nobody wants .agency
they want .me / .eu / .co.uk / .com / net
preferably they allways want .com
Non-english users aquire nation specific TLD's like .no and .ma, which you have to apply for manually, etc etc.
>>317574265
zero
Who was the cute shota that ran games that I don't remember?
>>317574134
how do you even speedrun a fighting game?
>>317574125
Because big companies can fuck any non-corporate website they would like even if it is for a new trademark they just made. Hoarding domains is shitty, and hoarding copyrights is a huge problem as well, but getting fucked by good lawyers is even worse.
>>317574265
The only cute girl last time was witwix gf, and he isnt invited
Any GDQ moments tops these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekRl8XbpShc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoa3FvLbLU
>>317574304
bonesaw577
Watching runs from 2012 and 2013 and it's like it's a completely different fucking thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0znQ3OsXo
Where did it all go so wrong?
Who /narcissa/ here?
>>317574371
it got too big for it's own good
>>317574376
That's one hella ugly transvestite
I hope the camera is close enough to take funny screencaps of people at least
>>317574376
gross
>>317574376
I always thought cosmo would look cuter as a girl.
He still needs to fix his fucking teeth tho.
>>317574331
>Because big companies can fuck any non-corporate website they would like even if it is for a new trademark they just made.
The only way you can get fucked is if you deliberately register a domain with the intent of profiting off an existing trademark. They can't just register a new trademark and start bullying people out of domains. Not strictly legally, anyway.
>>317574114
Someone post that one video when trihex gets destroyed by DSS on twitch that shit is golden.
>>317574397
Too big too fast? :^)
>>317574371
it's pretty sad actually
whole bunch of "literallywhos" on that list. What I'd give for some Mr. K Contra with his dumbass headband on
>AGDQ is a corrupt shitshow that gives the money to a foundation that barely does anything for cancer research
>we are here to be professional and no fun allowed
>the cringe just makes you feel bad
>SGDQ is similarly ran but way less strict
>autists everywhere having a good time
>always has better cringe and the people who are apart of it tend to get over it fairly quickly or joke about it.
>donates to a cause that actually fucking matters.
Why do we care more about AGDQ again?
>>317574371
PJ and mecharichter are still running this year. Only names I recognized, what happened to basically all the old blood?tfw no armored core run with peaches__
>>317574331
nissan.com
Anyone remember the due who streamed that DLC of Saints Row 4, had the graphics settings turned down to the lowest
It was so boring to watch and he was fucking cringeworthy on top of it, probably one of the worst things I've seen
>>317574028
How much markup do you generally make?
>>317574371
Fucking this. First god-damn minute of this video and you can tell it's a get-together of people who all at least know each other, they're fucking sharing inside jokes, laughing, and having a good time. You can tell that there's a developed community here who just love to do this kind of stuff and they're just having fun.
The latest GDQs are so devoid of any humanity and it's just fucking boring as hell. Totally soulless.
>>317574198
what for real? I was looking forward to another DK64 done by 2dos.
>>317574376
>come to feel that you are actually a woman
>show off your dick in a skirt
if they actually wanted to be women, why do they flaunt their dongs like they are just perverts wearing their sister's panties? Wouldn't someone who genuinely felt they were female go to great lengths to hide and deny their penis?
Really? No caveman?
>>317574371
>>317574481
Honestly PJ is one of the only reasons I still watch GDQ. One of the only really entertaining guys left.
I liked Bionic Commando Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmed 2 at SGDQ this year, kind of sad that caveman's not going to be around though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
Best son
>>317574519
They're mentally ill, that's why.
A big part of being feminine is taking care of yourself, and a lot of these trannies don't seem to do that.
They honestly believe you gain feminine grace just from wrecking your body with hormones.
>>317569039
>AGDQ
>twitch.tv
No thanks. I'm not interested in yet another anti-racist hugbox where hurt feelz = bans.
>>317574330
maybe comment on stuff like AI? that or do really silly TAS' like the Guilty Gear ones where Jam just parries everything.
>>317574486
average is somewhere between 500%~25000% on successful squats with initial investment being €45
the trick is to be creative and squat things that might potentially grow.
Rapid forming communities usually need structure and somewhere to go, so they usually want it fast and dont really care about the price.
>>317573793
who is this semen demon?
Can a new speed run marathon just start already? Video Games Performed Fastly (Can put the Pre-fix Cool or Hot for what time of year the marathon is).
Not even going to bother watching this year. SGDQ was so shitty, but at least it had a few good runners. Now we got shit for runners and shit for games. Good work GDQ crew.
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>>317574624
shit like this makes agdq worth watching.
>>317573259
>FGC isn't autistic at all
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahahaha
>>317574624
This is how you get haunted by your father.
>>317574512
literally tomorrow morning he's doing a run for rookathon on his twitch channel
>>317574707
Nah the sick burns to stiv that same run were better.I think it's just made better since vegeta knows but still says it
>>317574039
our boy.
>>317574663
Well fuck me you must be loaded by now
Nice scheme though, not many people would actually do this. I'll keep it in the back of my mind for when I see an opportunity, thanks.
>>317574371
>tfw watching an autist get-together will never be as fun as this again
>>317574756
So I guess the real question now is who is gonna run off with all the rookathon money
>>317574675
Rose
She's cool but /v/ scared her off youtube because they couldn't contain their autism
>>317574368
No, not him. Not a shota and not cute at all.
>>317573328
All the messages sound autistic too, no matter who announces them.
>>317574810
I think it was nos or someone, they're specifically raising it so the runners can better afford to get to agdq
Not sure why they'd want to go in the first place
>>317571740
Can they sue him and win the case because of that?
>>317574624
jesus christ
>>317574819
gamerpro11
> that billy hatcher donation in memory of a fake dead girl
there's always that one nugget from a GDQ that you're never, ever able to get out of your mind.
>>317571545
>No Witwix
Wait what?
Witwix is just as banhappy as AGDQ, just as anti-racist, and he brings in the viewers with his epic let's plays.
... It's because he dumped his girlfriend, isn't it?
>>317574353
Jesus Christ, current events are a corpse of what GDQs used to be.
>>317574878
I mean, now that several of the runners doing stuff for rookathon didn't even get scheduled for AGDQ
>>317574796
you could be like the guy that owns eastarwars
it's all about getting it before it becomes a thing.
>>317574624
I really don't get this.
Isn't the point of changing gender so you finally feel comfortable in your own skin?
Doesn't telling everyone about your trans status completely miss the point?
>RPG speedrun at the end
>not being done by puwexil and the cringe crew
fucking why even bother then? Outside of that there are still a handful of runs I'll watch.
>ohon running two games
>Super Star Wars speedrun
>PJ running a couple games
>feasel running a game
>Miles doing Monkeyball
Also:
>Carci got into an AGDQ
How? I thought they never wanted him to run there because of his name.
>>317574462
link pls
>almost a six-hour majora's mask run
>>317573328
Close, but you forgot "Let's kick cancer's butt!"
>Stiv running
Rev up those cluck memes
>>317574981
Yeah exactly, though big publishers like that often register the domains before development even starts. But they can fuck up, I suppose
Why no cave man? The last even was standing squarely on his shoulders.
Is this them doing a full crack down on any potential for fun?
>>317574987
they're mentally ill
what makes sense to you or me does not compute in their world view
>>317569039
Please don't use Google docs, some of us don't use Google, other use incognito and are thus logged off and some don't want their real life identities liked to something posted on the chinz.
>>317574916
>gamerpro11
Stop it, he was a fucking 12 year old furry or something.
>ZakkyDraggy is running Low G Man
I'd love to see him do The Guardian Legend instead but holy damn Low G man actually got into a fucking GDQ.
>>317574987
it's what unpassable trannies do to make them feel better about themselves. if you pass you keep that shit level five psyche lock tight
>ctrl + f the schedule
>duke
>werster
>bonesaw
>0 results found
Is it even going to be worth watching?
>>317574371
Shit like this makes me sad. 2012-2013 was truly the golden age for GDQ.
At least SGDQ still has great moments.
>>317573558
don't they read them out? Those are gonna be ignored.
>>317575069
It's technically possible that it's because of this https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/661654754351779840
>>317575114
At least PJ and Mecharichter are still around. It's not a huge get together of friends and good acquaintances though like it used to be.
>>317574678
European Speedster Assembly.
>>317574290
You can prevent women from sucking the fun out of everything, just put your damn foot down and tell them "No."
Women may be partially the problem, but a larger part of the problem is spineless spaghetti betas who are worried about sexism, exclusivity, creepiness, and an unwelcoming environment.
Nigga please. You have NO moral obligation to give in to tits and pussy. If the girls aren't offering anything you want, then you can reject all their demands and enjoy yourself.
>No Halo 2 guy
Damn, I liked that guy
>>317575086
>cosmo is voted queen of the multiverse
lost it
>>317575092
>listening to this shit after seeing the crash 2 run live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci0lY2EEBPk
I mean I feel kind of bad for his situation but jesus christ, all his other videos are autism of the highest order.
>>317574397
This is what pretty much always happens.
>something is done for fun
>gets popular because it is actually enjoyable
>bunch of greedy vultures descends onto it
>no fun allowed anymore, only profits
Who was the guy who did the crash bandicoot run at sgdq this year?
>>317575174
Needs rain and fire animations
>>317574941
>The Crash 2 Death Run where the runner crashes the game at the last stage
>YFW KNITTLER WON
>>317575164
Well at least it was funny
>>317574995
Carcino's been in a couple of ADGQs (or SGDQs, can't remember)
>>317574817
>she
>>317573558
>>317575141
Pfft, were you guys even here during Starcraft 2? Some guy actually got the broadcast hosts to shout "BURNALLJUICE SAYS: HI!"
And you think these guys will see through that? Heh, you dont even know.
ESA is better, they give less of a shit
>>317575383
He said on his stream before that he doesn't get into AGDQ basically ever because someone told him his name was bad press. Similar to the whole IWBTB situation with the you gon get raped difficulty.
SAVE THE FRAMES
KILL THE ANIMALS
Whats stopping people from making a splinter speedrun charity thing, featuring all the people we actually want to see, but are apparently too hardcore and have the wrong opinions
>>317575468
I swear he was on this year doing RE3.
>>317575534
he's on this year and he's doing RE HD Remaster
>>317575524
They'd probably make way less money and would have more trouble finding sponsors.
>>317575524
I've always wondered, why do these events even need to be charity events?
Do they feel they can't be a legitimate event if they're not funneling all the money to some charity?
>>317575581
I mean, he was on 2015 doing RE3.
I know he's going REmake for 2016
>>317575524
In this case, probably because of the short notice with which the AGDQ schedule was published.
A lot of people were expecting to get in that didn't.
>no swearing
>no 2hu plushes
>no noise from the couch
>no memes
>no misogyny
>no records
>no jokes
>no fun
Why can't it just be a bunch of friends who share a hobby in a small room joking around and playing videogames like it used to?
>>317572803
Normies.
>>317575657
because it got popular.
then kotaku wrote articles about it.
>>317575657
>AGDQ 2012 will NEVER come back
>>317575657
B-but my feelers!
>>317575468
How is "carcinogen" bad press?
I mean, it's a normal word. I know what it means, but how the fuck could anyone with half a brain call it bad press?
>>317575657
rip reimu
;_;
>>317575657
Because it's a "brand" now.
Fuck everything.
>>317575657
Because the event got too big.
Speedrunning will never be this fun again.
>>317574376
Looks pretty hung, very lewd
Shame about the hair color, looks like dogshit on him
>>317575721
See? Kotaku ruins everything! GOOBERGAB WAS RIGHT! Get the tinfoil!
>>317575762
remember last SGDQ when someone complained about IWBTB being in the event because it had a difficulty called "you gonna get raped" and MSF works in an area of the world where rape is a problem? That's how. All it takes is one person on twitter to scream "TRIGGERED" and it goes downhill from there.
I really don't understand why they went all hitler on the rules anyway, the runners are all still spaghetti monsters with turbo 'tism, what difference does it make if they can't swear?
>>317575882
I don't think Werster can speedrun if he can't swear.
>>317575882
no cheering
no speedrunning while cosplaying
no laughing
no fun
just stare at the screen and play your game
also clap sometimes for the donation messages
>>317575830
That's not my point. My point is Kotaku is an extremely popular outlet used by a large number of people. Many of those people are quite sensitive about things and like to voice their opinions. Whenever you make press headlines on some popular website you're going to get an influx of both cool people and super shitty people.
>>317571545
Adam said after sgdq i believe, or some time around that, that he wont attend agdq 2016
Flicky and coolkid dont wanna be the part of it anymore
Werster said the same thing, that it became too much cancer and that its not fun anymore
Idk about witwix and cyghfer
>>317575524
>>317575634
It might just happen
>>317574376
I will never understand how regular old crossplaying males usually look nice, but trannies are inevitably horsefaced wrecks.
It MUST be something to do with how your mind affects your body.
>>317569039
>Devil May Cry 3 or 4 Special Edition
Christ, if it's 4 it'll just be Virgil trick, Summon Sword and weapon switch spam on easy mode.
I only keep up with the speedrunning scene when a GDQ comes about to watch mainly Mirror's Edge and some other based games.
But, what the fuck, when did Cosmo go all Bruce Jenner?
Even all his VOD's are blocked and so is his Twitter, why'd he do that? Is he going to AGDQ?
>>317576001I was making a joke, anon, sorry
>>317573230
She was doing some other work on previous sgdq and agdq's too, after that one obviously
>>317576068
>when did Cosmo go all Bruce Jenner
you didn't see it coming a mile away?
>oh i like painting my nails because i like feeling pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
WHAT THE FUCK COSMO YOU TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME BACK THE FUN RÈEEEEEEE
>>317576068
what games are good that got in this year
it's fucking opening with splatoon and ending with a 3+ hour jrpg, I don't have high hopes
>>317574462
>>317575037
http://www.twitch
.tv/sylux98/v/15188018
>>317575779
Reimu will have her revenge.
ded hobby
>>317576068
Cosmo stopped speedrunning
>>317575524
Worth a shot.
So we just organise some racism-allowed, sexism-allowed, cosplay-allowed, autism-allowed, just show up and run some vidya and have some cringey but nonetheless enjoyable times shitposting IRL while you go fast?
>>317576007
This guy actually isn't lying. I'm friends with a lot of the world 9 gaming crew (the people who bring all the consoles and shit) and I managed to get in as one of their volunteers for free at this last SGDQ. I talked to a lot of the staff (murphgator, feasel, etc.) and many of them do feel that the event has become too big. z
>>317576004
Witwix wanted to take a break from attending because cancer and Cyghfer is usually too busy helping out with the JPN runner and their shit to give two shits about GDQ. JRTA has become more entertaining anyways.
I miss the old dayswhen runnerguy, cosmo, siglemic, werster and caveman ran games, wtf man, why did they take away the fun? ;_;
>>317572668
based goose
>>317576072it's ok anon. It's just 5:40am and I haven't slept yet. I normally would be able to pick up on shit like that but my autism comes out when I don't sleep
>>317576279
I'm honestly surprised it's opening with Splatoon given how triggering squid kids can be for people.
>>317576361
I miss the old days when people still thought sig was a girl, and when watching m64 runs were actually still fun
What speedrunners are in this very thread
>>317572668
>>317573067
>>317576373
It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
either bring back the old fun runs and runners or go more into the challenging aspect with things like the super metroid four way race or the ninja gaiden 1-3 three man relay
why would they go with a middle ground that literally no one enjoys fully
>>317576471
It's more because I don't like casual esports cancer. If I wanted that, I could just boot up Starcraft 2.
>mfw tidings of doom and squid kids go hand in hand
>>317576516
What is it about Goldeneye speedrunning that makes people act like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt_1ftcd54w
>>317574114
Trihex and Witwix get a ton more viewers and a lot less stress just playing mario maker. Cosmo's gone off the deep end, Sig was outclassed quite a while ago by better runners, and Werster is a lot of things of which pc friendly isn't one of them.
Is trihex the only big name memerunner left? I had a quick look and he's the only one I could see. Are they keeping him around because he's a nigger and they need the diversity?
>>317576154
Yes but there's a difference between Visual Kei / Jojoing / Glam rock and going full triggerin tumblrin tranny.
>>317576503
I'm here
>>317576604
They can't just bring them back when a lot of runners have chosen not to support the event anymore. These days the event is very poorly managed and runners are the ones getting shafted whenever possible so they want nothing to do with it.
>>317576648
The fact that the IL-records are literally a grind to save .01s of seconds, I think. It can break a better man.
>>317576503
a l l m e
Yo, anyone have the video with the troll donation about a story relating to some triangle drama between runners or some shit?
>>317576675
you described j-rock bands that crossdress for the image
cosmo was always "weird".
What is this rookathon and is it on youtube
>>317576497tfw all siglemic does these days is play runescape and stream it to a hundred viewers on twitch
>>317576656
Werster was so fucking full of himself, the only reason I ever watched him was to see if his ego would actually make him blow up when it was that inflated
>>317576648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
>>317576732
You forgot your "..............".
>>317576757
Why does he paint his nails?
>>317576052
>old crossplaying males
like.. who?
>>317573153
I have no real interest in this topic, but man this video is hilarious.
>>317576004
Oh i forgot, adam wrote a tweet about it too i cba t o look for it now
Werster said the thing on stream a year ago or something, i think after agdq2015, not too sure
Flicky was talking to some other people on a stream and said it there or someone said what he said on a stream, the ones with who hes good iwth and coolkid said it on stream
>>317576359
Witwix has cancer? Shit i didnt know that and cyghfer i didnt hear about but thats cool. I wouldnt give a shit about it too now if i was him
>>317574956
It's because he only runs that faggot meme game. And noe one wants to see that faggot memegame for the 999999th time already so they told him to fuck off.
>>317576656
>and Werster is a lot of things of which pc friendly isn't one of them.
You could sum him up in one word desu.Australian
Is cosmo the guy who got keked
>>317576856
wasn't he also the one who started hand cams?
initially, his reasoning was he was doing it for the hand cams, then for his personal vanity, then he drops the bombshell that he wants to be a girl
>>317573153
>well lit room
>can see everyone
>>317576992
Handcams are a slippery slope..
Sure, it STARTS as wanting to show off your sick skills with the controller..
But soon you are painting you nails, as a joke of course.
And BAM, you wake up one day and want to be a girl.
>>317576992
trihex was doing handcam before cosmo
>>317576979
No that was Anthony Burch
>>317573685
First of all, not called domain squatting when its TM. Second of all, can't do it, since you can't really buy a TM. They can buy the company name yes, but they'd lose on an obvious TM expungement proceeding for lack of distinctiveness, use, confusion etc.
So, AGDQ could send a CD, or use various other TM mechanisms to get them to relinquish the name. I would know I work at the USPTO as legal counsel.
>>317577072
>>317576992
I just wanted the shitty "because he likes the way it looks" with the face.
>>317576979
No that was werster.
>>317576928
He doesn't have cancer he just dislikes the GDQ cancer. I should have been clearer anon. Sorry.
>>317577091
Has he transitioned into a girl yet? No? Then he obviously started after Narcissa.
>>317576503
W H O M E T A L S L I M E H E R E?
>>317576004
Werster also got banned from GDQs without any real reason given.
>>317576979
That was stivitybobo wasn't it?
>>317577151
Well this kinda too.
>>317577165
Ohh, ok that makes more sense, yes. Tbh all the oldbois hate what this shit started to become and honestly, i dont blame them
GDQ's are probably the worst run large event/organization/etc I've ever seen
>>317576516
>Some incredibly stupid stuck that is impossible according to the pixels of the game
Every
fucking
time
>>317577208
trihex might be a huge sellout that likes to pretend he can handle the banter, but he ain't no narc
>bunch of cool dudes hanging around having fun
>gets popular because hey thats cool stuff how do they do that
>people who most often dont have anything to do with it in the first place make it formulaic, make it "professional", even try profit off of it
>its now shit
>this is the story of modern day gaming in a nutshell
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIFEE
>>317577278
You can just see the soulessness of everything further on. Christ no wonder people like trihex and pie hardly run anymore.
>>317573168
Oh this reminds me of something one of my brother's friend did in High school.
>school's website is (schoolname).org
>makes a domain with (schoolname).com
>parents and students .com and give him clicks
>school finds out and gets butthurt and tries to threaten him with legal action
>threatens them back and wins
Something like that.
>>317577251
being australian is reason enough
>>317577251
He did? I didnt know that
>>317577330
>tfw his twitter whine when he got btfo'd last year
It was pretty fucking funny
What's the chance that gdq finally tanks with the donation amount significantly reduced because nobody wants to watch the sterilized bore fest it's become? Or do too many norm use watch this shit now?
Hell, why does this even need to be a charity thing
>>317577278
Didn't bottom left guy say nigger in the first one? Can't see that happening now.
Not that saying nigger is anything of substance but being able to say it or not clearly says something about what it's become.
>>317574293
Aren't .no domains hard to aquire for non-Norwegian residents?
>>317577264
Stiv did the keking
>>317577278
It is pretty bad. I talked to quite a few of them at this last SGDQ. Most of them don't even want to help out at the events anymore but they know that if they don't stick around to at least help out in some sort of way it will somehow manage to get even worse. Most of them also want it closed off to the public as well. That being said I would really like to see WitWix run JSRF at like ESA or something.
>>317577463
Yeah he did, check >>317576205
It was during the bonus stream so 'it doesnt count' but still, yeah he did
>>317577457
gdq is too big to fail now
the donation amount just keeps rising every year
>>317577278
>same tracksuit
so why is there such a hate boner for trihex? like people feel the need to go out of their way to say they dislike him
I think he tries a bit too hard at times but I've always had a chill time
>>317569039
>people are finally catching on to realize it's all about the $$$$
It was pretty obvious when Mike had that Japan Relief Done Quick and that was ages ago.
so how long before cosmo starts taking disgusting trap pics of himself?
I wonder how many donations will go mysteriously missing this time around only to show up right at the end of stream so it makes the big milestone.
>>317577432
He's australian.He swears a lot.He said fucking niggers because some anon told him toHe's australianHe stole a bunch of people's hotel keys
>>317577278
>bertin there the whole time
>werster slowly getting more immersed with da hood
This pleases me.
>>317577528
Not at all anon. The last year they've been forced to use the other donation funds to reach the big million just to say they did it. It's been on the decline.
How does a company name expire!?
Does this mean gdq dies? I hope so I hate those morons
ESA>GDQ desu senpai.
>>317569039
>still have a soft spot for the Halo series
>only see Halo 4
>ProAceJoker
Fuck that cunt. Good runner but he has a mouth on him.
>>317577758
ESA's never get any fucking donations. I'm wondering why when their scheduled games and runs are really good. Are euro's just lazy shits who don't like donating?
>>317577817
Amerilards can donate to foreign streams too.
>>317577817
Different goals. ESA is about runners and viewers having fun and some donations on the side, GDQs are all about donations at the expense of the runners.
>>317577817
This. Also it usually happens shortly after or before SGDQ so people are still recovering. That and the viewership is about 20k max compared to the absurd numbers GDQ gets.
>>317577817
People rather use their money to donate to SGDQ or AGDQ instead of ESA.
>>317577636
>yfw werster gettingBLACKED.com
>>317569039
>Asiafat is actually stealing all the money
>guy acciendtally buys the trademark while doing research
>notifies the people in charge and personally offers to hand back the LLC free of charge
>Asiafat bans him from GDQs for life
This is fucking great, if there's any indication that Uyama's a thief, it's now.
>Splatoon & Path of Radiance on day 1
>Halo 4
>FF4
>no Caveman
>literally whos everywhere
It's like watching the Titanic sinking.
>>317577919
which is unfortunate because ESA is better than both of them.
>>317573153
Runnerguy is fucking based.
>>317577792
I want to fug his waifu
Daily reminder Fuck Mike
>>317573319
It' s the normies, guy. As soon as you cater to normies = death.
>>317573675
Wait did something happen to blueglass?
Are there going to be good memes? That's all I care about.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA
Reminder that this happened.
>Hey guys we're raising money for charity!!!
>We totally aren't using charities to build a brand!!
>It's all for the kids man!!!
Donating to this shit is a mental illness.
>>317577614
>He stole peoples hotel keys
That sounds fucking hilarious
>>317576052
Because a crossplayer actually tries to look like a woman. A tranny on the other hand is a mentally unstable individual who thinks a bunch of pills will fix their ugly mug for them
I thought GDQ was about sluts hooking up with autists for attention and torrid love affairs?
>>317574371
SGDQ2014
It brought the memes and you know how much the internet and gaymen culture love memes!
>>317576361
>the old dayswhen runnerguy, cosmo, siglemic, werster and caveman ran games
Aside from cosmo and sig, what do you mean the old days?
>>317578317
>that guy in the green hat
>>317578326
greetings from germany
>>317578450
I thought runnerguy, werster and caveman didn't do runs on gdq anymore, I know they still have streams
>all these idiots saying the new SGDQ is shit and pretending they are not going to watch it
It is shit, but you are definitely going to watch it so stop trying to act tough. You are not impressing anyone.
If you actually don't watch it as a way to voice your concerns maybe the idiots in charge might consider allowing the cool runners back but instead you choose to gobble the shit they throw down justifying their actions.
>>317578526
>on gdq
Oh okay
>>317578450
I think he means 2013 is old days anon. Which at this point it basically is. It was the last GDQ that didn't have a gajillion viewers spouting dank memes and no fun.
>>317578449
Once the recognizable personalities and memes dry up the normies will flock to the next fad and this shit will finally die
>>317578573
you know back in '11 when this shit was still good?
>it's an rpg speedrun
>>317578554
>the idiots in charge might consider allowing the cool runners back
It's not about the idiots allowing the cool runners in, it's about the cool runners not wanting to support a marathon ran by the idiots.
>>317577606
didnt believe the trans thing i thought he was just a degenerate faggot
but the pics are already up on his twitter
>>317578526
Caveman ran in SGDQ and presumably was planning to run this AGDQ since he mentioned he wants to cancel his plane ticket (due to not getting in the schedule) but cancelation fees cost more than his hotel anyways.
>tfw you'll never be a zelda freak glitcha
>>317578627
Yeah I just assumed you meant they weren't streaming at all anymore, which would've been silly seeing how Runnerguy for example has been streaming even more often after he finished his blindfolded 100%
>>317578554
I'm going to watch a very small list of specified runs. Otherwise the rest of it can fuck off. >>317578628Personally I enjoy RPG speedruns it's cool to watch people destroy a game that takes most people 30+ hours to complete and how they can manage to get through many of the games with minimal grinding
>>317578728
Isn't he just >trolling? Or does he actually want to be a girl now? Doesn't he have a gf?
>>317578628
>Any speedrun over 90 minutes
Why even bother at that point?
>>317578793
She broke up with cosmo a few months back.
Probably because he dropped the trans bombshell on her.
>>317578817
More tricks, more time to improve, more skill involved
>you will never speedrun cosmos boipucci
Why live
>>317572946
Didn't /srg/ made one?
>>317578925
he's a sickly pale and malnourished white kid in a skirt
you don't want to fuck that
>>317578554
why would i watch some who run halo fucking 4
are you fucking retarded?
it used to be friends laughing doing games that were actually good / that a normal person actually played, now you have trannies running anime shit and ps4 movies
when did speedrun threads start appearing on /v/?
it's not going 'mainstream' is it?? please god no
>>317576052
>>317576874
I still need to get some names here..i-i planned on doing that, and didn't know there are already a few as it seems.. so i'd like to see how it works for them and what they do and how they handle it.
D-Don't get any funny ideas here!
>>317578954
Many. First two were good, third one was alright, everything since has been shit. The third one was like 2 years ago too.
>>317579005
>going
Hah. Hah hah. Hah.
Why did Siglemic quit again? Was it the diapers? Or was it some other drama that made him kick the bucket?
>>317579002
>now you have trannies
Why these fucking creature have to leak everywhere? Fucking hell they should be in a mental institution not running fucking games.
>>317578990
imblackand thats the best t b h family
>>317579207
Aren't you supposed to go for blonde/ginger women with blue eyes?
>>317576516
haha holy shit that's fucking childish
>>317579125
He couldn't get any better and gave up
So does cosmo like men now or is he gonna be one of those "lesbian" transgenders who transitions and still likes women at the end?
Races > normal runs > RPG runs
>>317579240
boys make better girls nowdays 2bh
>>317579297
Even as someone who adores RPG speedruns I agree with you there. RPG speedruns tend to be kind of comfy though. It's a good wind down which is a good reason for putting it last.
>>317579512
very true
thank god for sissy white boys
>>317579027
HI :3
>>317579516
jesus christ
>>317579516
social justice: not even once
>This thread
>This event in general
Losing the 2hus was the beginning of the end, indeed.
>>317574125
guess again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_deCOd1HU
>>317571545
>Werster
The world is better off without that sperglord, not just GDQ.
>>317579669
uh.. hey~
>>317580263
Wanna meet up and watch agdq together?
>>317575430
They do see them. They just don't care, seeing as during Stiv's run after the cuking, the donation reader said "oh here's a good one" before reading the donation.
>>317580391
thanks for that offer, but i doubt i live anywhere close and i'm not someone who just randomely meets up with some stranger from an imageboard thats also full of fag-haters who'd just love to see people like me dead...
>>317574578
They're not allowed to be funny anymore
Its a family friendly show
>>317569039
*GDQ was only good the first couple of events because of the chat
but now it's just endless waves of unmoderated twitch meme spam and unuseable as a form of communication
If I want to watch people do speedruns with zero interactivity I'll go to youtube
>>317580668
Well i live in a 3rd world country in europe and i dont hate your kind of people and i wouldnt like to see you dead, i have nothing against you or people like you
>>317573296
>implying facts matter to SJWs
>>317573328
>Long time watcher first time donator
>>317580936
That's what they would say!
Sorry but i have strong trust issues in that regard.The real world is a very sinister place ;_;
>>317571673
>>317572361
>>317573296
Wait, is Caveman banned or something? What's going on? Can someone fill me in? What tweet is he referencing?
>>317573108
>donation is a shout-out to one of the runners who I went to high school with
the fuckers didn't even read it
>>317581086
move out of russia friend
Why doesn't SRG make a better one if AGDQ is so shit?
>>317581213
*germany
>>317580185
I failed you
We lost something great that day
>>317581086
But im being serious ;_;
>>317581338
p-please stop.. ;_;
>>317581518
No i wont, not untit i make you believe that im harmless ;_;
>>317581248
North American Speedrunner Assembly is happening sometime next spring.
I want to meet a chubby guy from /v/ and cuddle and watch AGDQ and eat pizza.I'm a tomboy.
>>317581518
Look, I may try to shove my cock down your throat, but I'm not going to stab you or anything.
>>317581586
ah yes can't wait for NASA to do things fast
>>317574817
>she
>her
no.
>>317581586
>North American Speedrunner Assembly
might as well call it Lets Player Assembly since that's all the NA speedrunning scene amounts to.
>you people watch speedruns
>>317581518
This >>317581623 isnt me im >>317581576
>>317581784
I just like memeing with /v/ and showing off pictures of my teriyaki meals without the janitors deleting them
Speedrun is tumblr.
>>317581784
the right one is obviously a gook and not a nip
>>317577817
>Duel stream
>Laid back and less strict on rules
>Sometimes have Tompa playing piano during game changes
ESA is nice.
>>317572758
Normalfags dont run games though
>>317582158
of course they do, they run meme games on twitch because money and followers
>>317578317
Is there proof that thats the actual Sam?
>>317581724
>yurokeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEFrs-m2PE
>>317582407
That run was hilarious and it would never be allowed to happen at a GDQ.
>>317580187
i hope your joking. Nathan for you is joke reality show ( funny one ). its not real.
they closed down the shop after filming the episode.
go to /tv/ to shitpost how its real and there are no actors.
i know tv stations have reported about it but just cause someone thinks its real does not make it real
>>317582407
>Implying AGDQ hasn't had several complete blunders and mercy kills before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs7tFRkfU34&t=2h34m40s
not to mention the Halo rule
>>317582407
That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in speedrunning in a while.
>>317569039
Caveman is such an entitled kek.
>>317571208
>pls explain
>i dont follow speed drama, but hearing about it is alright
Like all things that start small: As the money grows, so does the fucking scum. It's corruption and profit motive. "Non-profit" doesn't mean the shit doesn't turn a profit.
>>317581985
What's the difference
WE'VE GOT TEN DOLLARS FROM ANONYMOUS, FROM GERMANY, HE SAYS:
>>317583387
Praise Allah
>>317582953
You know how the FE run ended? Mercy kill and piles of shit from the organizers to the runner behind the scenes. During the Dark Souls run everyone in the room, including the organizers, was laughing and taking a piss on how the run was going. You know, having F U N.
So AGDQ is officially a safe space ?
I really hope ESA picks up all the banned speedrunners and starts a war, the buttburn would be extreme.
>>317575112
This.
If you pass you don't need to tell anyone but most of them never end up looking like a girl. Just a man dressed as an ugly woman. So they kind of have to tell everyone.
>>317583446
As it turns out, Dark Souls is a much more entertaining run than 2 fucking hours of Fire Emblem.
>>317583445
Let's kick Christians' butt.
>>317583536
Fire Emblem is a rng nightmare, who even thought it would've been a good game to "speedrun" live.
>>317581518
W-well fine, cya around anon, hf..______________;_;________
>>317583635
>this year has a Spelunky speedrun
I don't know, man. Who would think these rng heavy games are good marathon candidates?
I ask this sincerely because one of these fucking games gets in every year and every year it trainwrecks horribly.
>>317583635
The RNG can be manipulated and reacted to, the runner was just shit, didn't practice enough and even admitted to setting a tight estimate to make the run seem faster during submission process.
>>317582407
that pillow was great
>>317583736
>speedrunning procedural death labyrinths like Spelunky or Binding of Isaac
thanks for reminding me this cancer still exists and is still hyped up
games like these are one of the main things that is slowly killing this hobby
>>317571526
1) Yes, they do have a leg to stand on. You aren't allowed to skim someones name for 5 years. He'll lose the company name.
2) Its usually a sure sign of embezzlement.
>>317583736
Having the skill to recognize patterns and make good decisions quickly on the fly is more impressive than any NES platformer where nothing ever changes and you can't tell the difference between WR and a shit run without being an expert on the game.
Is anyone else masturbating right now?
>>317583303
nip = nippon = japan
gook = ë¯¸êµ = miguk = america in korean
chink = chinese
>>317569039
It all went to shit when they banned the touhous from the couch pretty much.
GameJ06 is streaming. About time.
>there will never be another fun speedrun like FF9 with puwexil and spikevegeta
>>317573153
love runnerguy
>>317584264
Puwexil and spike have their own marathon.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8PZB25uZuZ4Kglr0wf-uU55KrpvkkeQo
>>317579516
I thought cosmo had a girlfriend? When he got one of the OoT World Record's she came over and kissed him.
How does that work?
>>317584695
She's a lesbian, duh
>Based as fuck DsS and the lord and saviour of speedrunning ZFG will be there
It may be a shit event now but there is some hope
>tfw I actually want to see Splatoon run
>No Deus Ex
>No Human Revolution
Who thought this was a good idea?
>no Amnesia
Aw shucks that one was fun.
>Outlast 20 minutes
HOW?
Say, I havent followed each event, did they ever actually do Gone Home?
>>317574165
trademarks last for 5 years, even past the expiration, it helps with any possible disputes or something going wrong where the business is unable to renew
>>317574353
it really is good for people like this to have get togethers
>>317586863
seriously, they'd most likely shoot up a school if they didn't find fellow autists to cry about their problems with
>>317581614
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>>317574872
i miss jiano
>>317574353
Cries like that time his father knocked him down on the bed
>>317576052
Because guys who crossplay as female, have a degree of pulling it off, or at least the ones that have the right body to do it tend to try it, where as ones who can't look girly don't bother trying
While everyone who is trans, tries to be female regardless if their body can or can't be girly, so it makes it a lot more noticeable
Anyone who is trans and can actually look like they're the other sex, don't reveal they're the other sex
>>317569039
Where were you when jewyama was
B T F O
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>>317583736
Spelunky is actually very fun to watch and requires actual skill since you can't rely on glitches
>>317578628
It always fucking blows my mind when they want a speedrun of FF7 or 100% CT, even when it goes on for 4 hours.
Then again these people are most likely heavily autistic.
>>317569039
Looks like shit this year.
>>317591740
Kynos speedruns 7, 8 and 9, 100%, back to back
he hasn't streamed for a while, maybe he got a life
wait, am I understanding this correctly, AGDQ has a ban on touhou plushes? what the fuck, why? I feel like there's a story behind this
>>317595032
There is a kancollefag among them.
>>317595032
no fun allowed
>>317573635
congratulations, you're the most pathetic sack of shit i've seen on /v/ today
>>317572758
>>2. They're funny and crack jokes and that isn't going to make the event/company look good.
this alone pretty much killed GDQ, the need to be "family friendly" and overly PC. there needs to be another speedrun event that doesn't have any kind of filter. everyone looks so fucking uncomfortable at GDQ now because that tittyboy UHHHyama is breathing down their neck.
>>317596530
Not that guy, but seriously, cry more bitch nigga
>>317575231
He's a little bitch when he's not at GDQs.
Most heart wrenching thing was watching his stream after his Halo 2 run and seeing what a whiny pussy he actually is.
>no quake
>no quake
>no quake
>no quake
not watching, fuck you normies
>>317573153
Way to ruin everyones good time stupid bitch.
>>317577251
>said "fucking niggers" on stream because someone on /srg/ asked him too
>Stole like, 50 room keys from the hotel that housed the event and bragged about it on twitter
>>317579027
let'sbe friends, anon
>>317599423
just for the fact that i have such plans?
I mean.. you don't even know if i'd be good, or bad at it, or if i'm a filthy casual, or if i'm an asshole as a person...
>>317600043
oh, i didn't even expect a response, since the thread hit the bump limit and you posted that like 5 hours ago.
i just felt like asking you to be friends based on the impression i got of you from the comment chain you were in, it doesn't even have anything to do with your plans
drop me a line if you wanna chat, i guess:
waifuwriter @ gmail
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