![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tHjauxr.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>listening to his overwatch video
>sounds weak and sick
:(
l-lol...?
Good, hopefully he dies painfully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8PtDxxHpU
>>317457286
Who is this cum drum?
It's not too bad yet but it's definitely noticeable.
Liver cancer, eh? One of the worst.
His voice isn't as deep, I hope he makes it through all of this.
>>317457286
>/v/ suddenly hates based TB now.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck, he sounds like a totally different person.
>ETHICS
what the fuck
>not long left to live
>wastes time playing video games
>>317457712
>>317457803
The man is terminal. He aint making it through this.
>>317457461
angry brit show
>>317457712
He isn't. He's confirmed going to die.
Say goodbye to your e-celebrity.
>>317457909
As opposed to doing what?
Might as well die doing what you love.
>>317457909
At least he's doing what he loves to do? Wouldn't you do something similar if you knew you were about to die in a few months?
it's ogre
>>317457945
We're all terminal.
inb4 Pedro takes advantage of his passing
>load up totalbiscuit video
>c-UK flag
>ETHNIC
>>317457968
Well if you really think about it we're all confirmed that we're going to die.
>>317457286
hopfully we won't have to listen anymore to him. Soon he will die from asscancer.
He's not gonna make it is he?
>>317457968
>He's confirmed going to die.
Anon...we're all confirmed going to die.
>c-UK flag
sounds about right
da fuq
>>317457461
Flustered Englishman show
>>317458029
TB has five months to live
FIIIIIIVE
MOOOOONTHS
>>317457789
>l-le e-celebrities!!!
>everyone who says things about video games in videos is a faggot, r-right?
>>317458091
for a second I thought the girl was a midget and I kek'd twice as hard
>>317458035
>>317458073
Nobody has confirmed that I am going to die. As far as I know, I am going to live fore
Used to respect TB until I learned he was raising another man's child, what a Cynical C.uck
muh ecelebs
>>317458030
>>317458186
>>317458091
kek posters are getting desperate for their fix.
Man, that sucks, my wife's son loves his videos.
It'd be better if he died of Tuberculosis instead
HOW LONG DOES HE HAVE
How long does he have left? I mean, why does he still bother with these videos and tweets and what not? Is this really the pinnacle of what he wants to do in life?
>>317458296
>>317458073
>>317458035
YOU'RE LYING
FUCK OFF GRIM REAPER SHILLS
>>317458326
Somewhere between 1 and 10 years.
Also, he's saying his voice is fucked because he has a clod.
John Bain @Totalbiscuit 1m
"What's with your voice in the latest video?". Man, it's like people have never encountered a cold before.
ACQUIRE KANKER AND PERISH
>>317458164
Annon kun...
>>317458029
WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS PREFER?
7 (SEVEN) DOLLARS OR 5 MONTHS TO LIVE?
>>317457286
AHAHA I DONT MISS HIS VIDEOS AT ALL AHAHHA
OVERWATCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME AHAHAHAH
>>317457286
At least now I know that Overwatch is definitely not my thing
Doesn't even really sound like him. He's really fading fast.
>>317458370
>i'm not dying guys *coughcoughcough* i-i'm fine really
He's just being brave for us.
>>317458304
It's never a sure bet, but the standard survival time is about 12-18 months.
How ever since it's most old people who get ass cancer into liver cancer i'd say he has about 6 months extra to live.
He got betrayd by his own ass. That kinda sucks.
>>317458368
got a clod
>>317458098
kek
>>317457286
I can't wait for him to die. :)
>>317457970
>As opposed to doing what?
Buying the priciest and sexiest whores imaginable.
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>>317457286
>F
>>317458049
He talked about how he might have a chance to live longer than 2-3 years since most people who get this cancer are older and weaker, but the thing is the younger you are the faster your cells replicate and the more aggressively the cancer spreads.
TL;DR: he ded :(
>>317458304
About as much time as Heroes of Newerth.
>>317458368
Well if it's that long it'd understandable he continues with his job, /v/ made it sound like he has like a year max
>>317458164
I'm confirming you.
>>317458164
You're gunna die m8, I'm an expert, I'm confirming it right now.
>>317458091
Cancer is really doing wonders for his weight
>>317457286
I envy him tbqh. If I had terminal ass cancer I'd be able to off myself with less pain to my mom. Instead I have to wait for her to pass away
rip
if you were tb what would you be doing right now instead of making video game youtube videos
>>317458631
>/v/ made it sound like he has like a year max
Well in all honesty nobody knows. I'm terrified that I have asscancer now, especially considering my love for booze and bacon and a really laid back lifestyle choice.
But if I die tomorrow or in 60 years it doesn't matter because just like most of us we'll be gone and long forgotten in half a century after our passing.
![char_46185_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xA0vhgD.jpg "char_46185_thumb[1].jpg")
>>317458164
>I am going to live fore
Anon? Anon what were you going to say? Anon? Anon?! Anooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!
>>317458852
i'd be spreading my cancer around
>>317457286
>caring about YT shitter LPers
>haven't had sex
>will never have sex
You are pathetic
>>317458914
Hey there Charlie Sheen.
>>317458852
keep making youtube videos because I vowed to provide for an assburger ginger kid that's not even my seed
>>317458852
You make it sound like he should stop doing what he does altogether like a pussy
>>317457789
>suddenly
KILL YOURSELF!!!
>move to america
>get fat
>father a child of another man because he got keked(NOT A MEME HE RAISES HIS WIFES SON FROM ANOTHER MAN)
sad man
>>317458852
raise my wife's son
>>317458994
>got cucкed so hard he got cancer
As someone who has been given the gift of immortality, I can confirm it's awesome.
>>317458876
He died mid sentence.
>>317458994
>CAD
He had it coming
>>317458852
Finish the mission.
as much as i cant stand him ill be sad when he dies i dislike death even that of an enemy
>>317458852
Raise some other guy's wife's son. It's the right thing to do.
>>317458852
Well he's in the awkward position of being tasked with making as much as possible for his family before he can't work anymore. To pick something I'd rather do instead I'd have to pretend that I'd do anything differently.
But assuming I was maximally selfish I'd travel somewhere with nice weather, and paint landscapes and stuff my ass with cheesecake until living became unbearable, and then I'd go skydiving with a parachute.
He should look under chairs and beds and in filing cabinets for health packs. He'll be fine.
>>317459125
>then I'd go skydiving with a parachute.
absolute madman
Hope he atleast gets his spermazoos frozen so genna can spit out some more British sounding gorillas
>it's now okay to like TB and circlejerk around e-celebs
true neo-/v/
>>317459173
Gotta live dangerously.
>>317457286
That's probably from playing overwatch.
>>317457789
>suddenly
How fucking new are you? He was never liked, only during the GG charade he became kind of a lesser evil in a bunch of people's minds. /v/ just fell back into regular opinions.
>>317458994
He got fat before he moved to america.
>my wife's son
this will never not be funny
>>317459286
>How fucking new are you?
Right back at you, there was a time when a mention of TB didn't meet a wave of negativity, then he started acting like an asshole and people got mad at him. He's pretty nowadays though, the reaction we see is mostly shitposting if anything.
>>317458994
Fucking hell, he looked pretty good back then.
America, not even once.
>>317459336
In 22.3 Years it will.
>>317459125
How come he has to make as much as he can for his family before he dies? I'd hope they would understand not wanting to spend your last moments working for youtube ad revenue
>>317459431
Only like super way back in his WoW-only days was when that happened, and then you still got shat on because it was WoW.
>>317457789
I hate this meme
People HATED him before the GG thing. Just because you started browsing here last summer doesn't mean people love him
>>317459463
He's an adult maleand not blackso he would want to do this regardless of how they felt about it.
>>317459463
His wife's son is a demanding boy.
>>317459463
>best girl in the background
>>317458994
>That shirt
>>317457789
>le suddenly meme
good one bro xD
>>317457375
ow the edge
>>>/pol/
>>317459826
Ren chon is right there I don't know what you mean
>>317459656
You actually made me feel sick from this post, congratulations. The imagery of totalkek groveling to please another man's child is the most pathetic thing i could ever imagine.
>>317458994
>B^U shirt
>>317460001
Now we know why he is so angry all the time
>tfw he is only going to get worse
Watching his vids is going to be hard knowing he is drugged up, been through khemo sessions leaving him weak and broke, both physically and mentally.
;_;
I'M TOTAL BISCUIT AND WTF IS ASS-BLASTING CANCER!
>>317457909
His wife doesnt let him do a bucket list, she wants all the money after he dies
>>317457375
how to spot 12y old redditor from /r/4chan
>>317459431
>then he started acting like an asshole and people got mad at him.
You answered your own question. Nobody likes a narcissistic asshole who acts like his opinion is either always right or the only one that matters, even if /v/ does it LITERALLY ALL THE TIME, but that's because we hate ourselves, so it balances out. With TB's popularity, /v/ has all the more reason to hate this egotistical, butt-blasted asshole.
>>317460247
Someone try to fix her up with Anthony Burch after TB passes. The world needs it.
wow i never knew /v/ was this edgy, maybe you guys are edgy because you have no lives and dont know how to function in society
>>317460247
Is that Tony Montana?
>>317460247
>fucks her black BF of 4 years right on top of TB's grave while laughing hysterically
>>317460264
He's changed though, people do that, you know.
>>317460374
I think it's slowbeef
>>317458863
>I'm terrified that I have asscancer now
You are terrified of that?
Damn, trombosis is much worse. My grandma went to bed likenothing was wrong, woke up with a swollen leg, couldnt even walk
Doctor told her if they removed it half an hour late, it would have reached her heart and she'd be dead
You can die really easily in your sleep. Sleep apnea, cramp near your heart, regular stroke or heart attack
Or you can get hit by a car
Cancer really isnt that scary
Rip totalpastry
>>317460425
Problem is that when he was first diagnosed with cancer, got the surgery and all, he realized his own mortality, temporarily, I thought that he would change as a person, but no, then he turned into an egoistical asshole again
>>317460425
People will always lie and say they've changed, sometimes to the point where they trick themselves into thinking they've changed. But you can't change the nature of a person, not even your own.
>>317458852
play video games or make video of playing video gamesa good friend of mine , 14 years of age , had cancer on his lungs and various parts inside his body. Played video games for years and even nearing his final days he still found a bit of time to play something. He never showed his true emotions to anyone outside his mother and father but on his final days he went into a small coma and placed in a hospice , he woke up had his moment and called all the family members that visited him over the years to thank them , thanked everyone who was there for him and later that day went into a coma which he would never wake up from
I know this isnt a blog but if I learned anything spending my time with him was to just do what you love the most and I believe TB is doing just that.
>>317460349
>doesn't roleplay a complete cunt on 4chan
this isn't your social media, normy
>>317460478
>Cancer isn't that scary
>>317460492
>then he turned into an egoistical asshole again
Really? I don't get that impression from his reviews at all.
>>317460549
That's deep, man
>>317460478
>Cancer really isnt that scary
>>317460457
He looks like a fish that's half way to evolving into a human
>>317457909
You do realize it's both his job and hobby right?
What's the man to do?
>>317460478
>Cancer really isnt that scary
>treatment fails, you know you're going to die slowly and painfully and there is literally nothing you can do
Sure thing.
>>317458578
Can your life be more empty than that? The only ones who believe sex is happiness are virgins and people who literally never had anything else.
>>317460606
More like he looks like that kind of guy they'd make fun of in retsupurae
>>317460568
>>317460568
>>317460603
I think knowing that you will die soon is less scary than not knowing when you'll die
>>317460656
Is your gf sitting right next to you?
>>317460665
>be a 42 year old man
>work a soul crushingly terrible job
>spend my free time insulting flash games made by 9 year olds on newgrounds
>>317460703
Well you can't be scared of something you don't know is going to happen. Imagine knowing that you could fie at anytime and the longer it goes on the worse you get.
>>317460751
Yes
Wouldn't he get a bit more time by changing his lifestyle? I know he can't afford to stop making youtube videos but surely exercising and eating healthy can slow even terminal cancer a little?
RIP
>>317458164
Either our children, our children's children or their children will be the first generation not to die, it's not all that far off in the grand scheme of things; but we however and that includes everyone alive today, will most certainly die, it is inevitable. There won't be any magical method for immortality in our lifetimes.
>>317460878
do you think cancer cells are worried about lettuce and a treadmill?
>>317460781
>Bloodborne Letsplay Part 59
>Views 524
>>317460902
This universe is winding down.
Everyone is going to die.
>>317460902
>people really believe this
Immortality is not natural for humans here in Earth. Prepare yourself because thousands of people are going to experiment those "immortality methods" and the results will not even be allowed into terror movies because of the stupidly high amounts of gore. I think that next year some Chinese guy plans to do a head transplant surgery. He says that everything is fine, easy to do, they will definitely pull it off. Let's see.
>>317460878
At this point he's beyond fucked, it doesn't matter at all. Late stage cancer like this is basically just "full body chemo until either the patient dies or the scans come back clear, and if they come back clear then expect the cancer to return in 6-18 months and the whole process to repeat".
His choices now are chemo and maybe get 2-3 years of agonising life, or give up and get 6 months of mild discomfort until a major organ shuts down. Drinking a fucking smoothie won't do shit.
>>317460878
I think being drugged up 24/7 with a load of really bad side effects that leave you weak and broken as well as being blasted with radiation in khemo sessions which also leaves you weak and broken is a bigger enough life style change for him.
>>317460981
>Patreon only $600 (dropped from $800)
>Literal no-names earn more than the "Father of LPs"
>>317460878
>surely exercising and eating healthy can slow even terminal cancer a little?
Kekkity kek.
Even if that did anything, what makes you think someone would be capable of exercising any noticeable amount while on chemo?
>>317457286
Listened to the video his voice doesn't sound right. Check a video from a month ago he sounds perfectly fine.
OH GOD HES GONNA GO QUICK ISN'T HE.
>>317461076
>Check slowbeef's patreon out of curiosity
>I am a better Patreon Guy than Darksydephil
>$1,200 per month
>No reward other than 'Yeah!'
This is clearly how you do patreon, Jesus Christ, even DSP runs his patreon better than this dude
>>317461208
Can you blame him? He needs money to donate stuff to whatever bullshit causes to impress his something awful SJW friends
Inb4 he saw how much monetary support he got in donations and shit during his last 'health crisis' and this is all hammed up acted bullshit and he somehow has a miracle and it 'relapses'
You people are gullible sheep to be fleeced by these youtube faggots, they'll use crocodile everything to have their way with you
Fuck this sociopathic attention whore. Nothing edgy about not giving 2 shits about how slowly or painfully a vapid internet fame fucktard dies. Cancer got cancer, fine by me
Now the rest of them need to get cancer and the world can start becoming a better place. All the vloggers like faggot ass shane dawson and 'le leave britney alone' w/e his fucking name is, hopefully they'll be next followed by every last youtube faggot that starts their videos with "WHAAAATS UPEVERYBODYTHIZISFAGGOT, HERE WITH ANOTHER LETSPLAY OOFFFFFF, SHITTY GAAAAME IM JUST GONNA ANNOY YOU WITH MY VOICE THIS ENTIRE VIDEO, LIKE SUBSCRIBE MY TWITTER INSTAGRAM PATREON GO FUNDME FACEBOOK BLAH BLAH BLAH PAY ME SO I DONT HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB LIKE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS"
Fuck all these internet welfare queens
>>317460795
I'd rather have a time table for that shit.
When you know for a fact the fairytale 'peaceful in your sleep at age 70+' death is off the cards, acceptance kicks in and you have the time to ready your legacy, settle business, give your loved ones a personal goodbye, and go out on your own terms in a more comfortable manner than inevitable cancer fucktrip you know is coming.
Better that than any number of awful deaths that could spring at you at random.
>>317461356
nah, TB's ultra obsessed with ethics and honesty to an unhealthy degree. if he bamboozled people it would be like finding out santa isn't real.
you can keep assuming the worst of people though, no one's going to change your mind.
>be a spiteful, cynical asshole your entire life with an IQ of 155
>get what is coming to you
>expect pity
LOL.
>>317461356
>TB
>ever pulling that shit
The man that spends 2 minutes every sponsored video talking about how its sponsored is not going to try and rip us all off.
>>317461570
>it would be like finding out santa isn't real
never mind i just realized that analogy is retarded
>>317461649
what song is that supposed to be?
TB's consumer first ideology is toxic to the medium. The customer is NOT always right. Sometimes the customer is a whiny, entitled shit. If sacrifice your message to appease the idiot masses you are ruining video games as an experience.
>>317461679
How do you know he's not acting there too? How do you know how deep the rabbit whole goes?
>guys im cancer
>here money!
>thanks guise im k nao
>>317461649
>IQ of 155
I don't know if that's confirmed (most certainly fake) but it just shows how IQ doesn't matter at all
How can you brag about being so smart, but then ignore that you're bleeding from your ass and you unhealthy diet?
>>317461789
Oh shit anon don't pull a fucking Alice on me.
>>317460665
>slowbeef
>retsupruae
it's the current year, come on
>>317457286
He's not dead yet?
>>317461773
What's scary is that some people actually believe that, I hope they're not on 4chan though but they probably are.
>>317461570
>nah, TB's act is being ultra obsessed with ethics and honesty to an unhealthy degree.
ftfy, retard. I love how people talk like they somehow know these youtube whores personally. You know, what they tell you, what they want you to believe. Period. The bread and butter of their business is bullshitting for views, likes and all the other welfare they get. They're the fucking grifters of the digital age
goddamn some people on here are naive as shit ahahaha
>>317457286
He's going to make it, stop perpetuating this shit he's strong
all he need is /v/'s praise send him a thankyou every now and then
>>317461931
Did something happen?
>>317461851
He was fucked from the start man, unhealthy diets don't lead to cancer that young. He was fucked from the start, apparently most of the men in his family died of the same disease
>>317461917
one of us will die before him
>>317461956
Anon...he IS going to die;_;
>>317461851
IQs don't mean shit.
At 10 i got 120 in an IQ test with extraordinary results in the math department and nowadays i have trouble keeping up with my college class.
>>317461990
Sure genetics play a role, put stuffing your face with ice cream and soda doesn't help
That's like the whole "genetics only matter when it comes to health" argument. Sure they help you a bit when you're working out and may get muscle mass and lose fat easier, but eating a shit ton of unhealthy food doesn't mean you won't get fat
>>317461926
He is right though. I love MGS2 but look at the backlash that game got. It never would have released. Not to mention stuff like zelda wind waker or majora's mask. Now that nintendo listens to their consumers every zelda game is just a slightly different version of one of the older games.
How do I reduce the chances of getting cancer?
>>317462195
Don't be born a mammal.
>>317457286
At least he's free from this world. I want the same fate.
>>317462195
Listen to and act upon every food science controversy you hear by jerking your knees as hard as you can, and you too can be free of cancer!
>>317462127
In this case genetics play the only role, his gluttony would've caused him to pay a heavy toll later in life if he would've reached it, but I'm afraid this type of cancer this young had nothing to do with his lifestyle.
>>317462195
become a microorganism that can live for thousands of years
>>317462008
Yeah eventually we all do but not anytime soon
fuck you! I believe TB will be fine
>>317462195
There is nothing you can do, you will either get cancer or you wont.
His voice sounds so weak
>>317462131
I don't think that you correctly understand what "customer first" means in the case of TB and reviews in general, it doesn't mean that companies should pander to the lowest common denominator but rather that as a reviewer TB has to think about a customer perspective and their rights. It mostly concerns technical aspects, pricing and microtransactions\dlc
>>317462292
Unless he was washing his food down with acetone.
>>317457461
British tophat man
>>317458003
so deep my man
>>317461990
>whole family dies from the same type of cancer
>better ignore symptoms of exactly that cancer
wew lad
>>317462016
IQ tests for children are unreliable. IQ tests for 25+ are accurate.
>>317462292
You can get smoking-caused lung cancer from smoking one cigarette. You just have to be extremely unlucky. Prolonging the lifestyle only increases your chances, but the chance is always there the moment you ingest any quantity of something carcinogenic.
>>317462195
We are 6 billion in this world... I think cancer is a pretty fucking non problem to us.
wew
>>317458852
oh you know
literally anything else
seriously what the fuck is he doing, he is terminal right?
even if he has a fair bit of time left to just live, he doesn't have much in normal condition. in fact it sounds like he's already noticeably headed downwards
>>317461050
This. Human Nature and Jealousy will end any hopes of immortality, and I for one am glad of that. It'd suck to live forever.
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
>Tweets get keked and die
>He actually does kek
>>317462016
>10
>120
Yeah IQ tests mean shit when you're younger.
>>317458852
dying
Does this board have moderators?
>>317462483
Looks hot as fuck, but I'd be terrified to try it
>>317462807
Why? Do you need some hotpockits?
>>317457375
looks like /v/ also has cancer
>>317457286
He's gonna die in a year's time or so. Damn.
>>317458852
>renchon
>smiling
what the fuck is this
>>317461956
A tihank you for what? Parroting r/pcmasterrace? Yeah, nah. He can die.
I don't want to listen to the podcast anymore
I've been listening for so fucking long but I don't know if I'll be able to handle that shit, that shit's been a part of my workout routine for years now and it's all going to end.
Fuck man. There really is no point to watching youtube videos outside ofPlagueanymore, is there?
>>317462807
Sometimes.
>>317462849
Most girls like being choked a bit, but not like that, just enough to hinder breathing slightly. I usually push down on their collar bones rather than the oesophagus just in case
>Total Bullshitter all like 'muh terminal cancer im dead for sure"
>Spends the remainder of his time on earth not trying to live life to the fullest, but continuing his normal youtube shit
Gee, I'm so convinced that this guy is totally legit and definitely not pulling gullible internet retards legs for money from views/likes/donations to buy a new house or some shit
I'm a lone wolf and all, but I don't care if I had a huge youtube career and it defined my entire life, if I was told I had x months to live, youtube would just stop existing and I'd be out there living it up since there is literally no tomorrow
This guy is full of shit, which is not surprising since all these youtube whores are, but who can blame them, you're all naive as fuck and fall for it every time
>>317463062
>assblasted all of his life
>gets ass cancer
It's like poultry.
>caring that you die
What's the point? Just enjoy life. When you're dead you won't care about things you did or did not do.
>>317463062
You're also probably a single guy with no ties other than your parents, there are things that become more important to you when you have a family, things that you value over your own happiness, like not leaving your family destitute.
>>317463158
>Its bait when a non retard realizes this guy has a wife that he would obviously be spending as much quality time with as humanly possible before the end instead of attending to youtube bullshit that no longer has a future
You kids are gullible as fuck, face the music and accept your stupidity
>>317462195
Don't smoke
Don't eat shit
Have your balls removed
And then get cancer anyway, because genetics.
>>317463042
It's fake as fuck, nigga
>>317463319
Anon, pretending to be retard is actually worse than being retarded, you know?
>>317463285
This. Who's going to take care of his wife's son when he dies? Certainly not the kid's biological father.
fuckers
>>317462195
become cancer itself
>wasting his last months/year playing shitty videogames for hours
why?
>>317463285
He's going to a top of the line AMERICAN cancer center. His family is probably going to be in debt by the time he kicks the bucket.
>>317459062
>>317458164
>>317458401
apparently his lifeless head hit hit the left mouse button as the cursor was hovering over the submit button
Meme posting aside does /v/ like or hate tb?
http://strawpoll.me/6070600
http://strawpoll.me/6070600
>>317463285
Life insurance is a thing, dipshit. And i'm pretty sure it pays better than whatever he's making on youtube and i'm sure his wife and family care more about spending time with him than having him grinding away on youtube in his last moments
I realize /v/ is half retards and half autists that can't into normal human logic, but seriously get a fucking clue will ya?
Morons that think they're fave youtuber is their internet friend or internet best friend and base their opinions on that logic are fucking complete morons. "B-b-b-but not my TB!! He would never do that!!"
They all do it, cut the fucking crap. The only diff between one and another is how good they are at fooling their fanbase into thinking they aren't, or if they hide it at all
>>317463610
Probably a resounding yes since this is the TB pity thread.
>>317463610
Seriously speaking, hate is a strong feeling. I just don't give a shit about im or his cancer.
What kind of genetics do people who get cancer have? How can I know if I have a big change of getting cancer or not?
>>317463420
Honestly if I was him I'd be glad I didn't have a child, imagine setting your kids up for death at the age of 30
>>317463562
If he didn't have insurance he'd already be millions in debt, besides debts aren't inherited and haven't been in a very long time
>>317463562
Good insurance actually covers severe shit like cancer, so no, she won't
>>317463658
>Life insurance is a thing, dipshit.
Not even that guy but you're a fucking idiot. What life insurance company would pick up fat British cancer patient that knows he only has a couple of years to live?
>>317463713
You look at your families medical history
>>317463658
Your an idiot. He barely puts out vids now compared to before, even taking long hiatus breaks to go to hospital. Keep being a hateful loser though. I'm sure you'll be happier for it.
>>317463767
Insurance will cover a fraction of the costs. If he's choosing to go to an expensive cancer treatment center he is paying out of pocket.
>>317463713
>How can I know if I have a big change of getting cancer or not?
That's pretty easy.You have a big chance by virtue of existing.
>>317463794
Alright I'm just going to stop pretending anyone on /v/ has 2 brain cells to rub together and face the reality you are all basement dwelling neet virgins that have no grasp on life and how adults live
Spoilers: he got his life insurance A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO, BEFORE HE EVER HAD CANCER. LIKE ANY OTHER ADULT THAT ISN'T A FUCKING IDIOT LIKE YOU
>>317463941
>>317463562
>cancer
>debt
is this a thing in US?
Europoors have the treatment for free. You basically die sleeping full of drugs at the end
>>317463836
>All my relatives died from smoking or alcohol.
I think I'll be just fine.
>>317463285
Yeah, he's the youtube faggot version of Walter White.
C'mon
>>317462274
the joke being that doing so will release a fuckton of stress hormones that will probably lead to cancer or some kind of immunodeficiency order or god knows what else
>>317463601
/r the screencap of the anon who get an aneurism mid-sentence.
>>317463965
You think he has the forethought to take out a multimillion LI policy at his age? No one thinks they're going to die of ass cancer at 30.
>>317463841
>Not giving 2 shits about vapid internet attention parasites and mocking their misfortune is for losers
Well shit someone get me my crown, I'll gladly be a loser then. This fucktard got cancer as karma, period. No point in feeling sorry for him.
>>317463472
at least there's the one good thing about being a 4chan user
>>317464012
Man watching my gran slowly die was fucking horrible, i mean the doctors were trying but at that point she wasn't even fucking there, like there's gotta be a cutoff point where if a person is litterally clothed bathed fed by someone else they're hardly alive, she didn't even talk, she just laid down and gasped.
>>317464095
That just means that you can't know what they would have died from had they not killed themselves. Maybe they would have developed cancer, but you'll never know.
>>317458991
>!!!
Found the Redditor.
>>317464252
They all lived into their 70s so I'll be fine.
>>317464171
>medical conditions and occurrences are dictated by cosmic balancing forces and the winds of fate
TB is literally /v/ incarnate
/v/ only hates him because hes popular
>>317458994
Meme or not you're still using it wrong if the child was around before TB came into the picture.
>>317462195
Eat small amounts of cancer to develop an immunity
>>317464095
Same here, at least half of my relatives have died due to alcohol in one form of another and I'm on a good path to fuck blown alcoholism myself.
Fuck cancer, I'd rather drink myself to death.
