vidya related cringe thread
>>317420515
There is literally nothing wrong with cover mechanics
>>317421005
>>317421727
Give me one good reason why having the ability to avoid taking damage is a bad thing
>>317422181
brb brushing my teethThats the guy that jacked off with his own shit right?
>>317422073
its called just standing behind a wall, no need for special mechanics to be able to glue yourself to one
>>317422315
Why the hell Sonic attracs so many freaks?
>>317422427
>>317422534
just end my life family
>>317422534
I can't think of a single place on the internet worse than Facebook for discussing videogames.
>>317422646
Since when does 'cover mechanic' automatically mean there's a special 'take cover' button and it's not just having little bits of cover you have free will of ducking under or standing behind?
>>317420742
It was fun playing that garbage and keeping /v/ updated on it.
trash rank 4 mastery br zephyr
>>317423265
i'm dying holy fuck
>>317423361
Remember the krabby patty kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc
>>317420196
He isn't wrong.Revenue has been up, subs went down.
>>317423098
You have no idea what you are talking about, you are not advocating for the thing you think you are.
>>317423186
Kill me
>>317423265
>>317423615
I'm betting the cringe comes not from his comment, but his signature.
>>317423348
What is that I dont even
>>317423727
When I've heard game developers talk about cover mechanics in the past, they literally just mean walls and/or barriers you have the free ability to hide behind
Is this some modern FPS thing where they casualised it? Fill me in here
>>317423036
I can't think of a single place on the internet worse than Facebook for discussing videogames.
I can.
>>317423186
vydia
>>317423905
Yeah, that signature is disgustingjust like all forum signatures.
>>317423098
Because it wouldn't be a "cover mechanic" if there was no separate mechanic to go with it. It'd just be taking cover, which you can do in bioshock infinite and literally any fps that's not just a barren arena.
>>317423917
Okay so, a while back there was a world of warcraft private server called jutsuonline. It was fucking garbage, there were thread on /v/ making fun of it, I decided i'd download it and post shit about it on /v/. 2 other guys joined in with me and they were pretty chill, we went through a bunch of garbage and roleplayed with the rest of the faggots, turns out that most of the moderators hated it there and just wanted to have banter and that there was one guy that donated over $1000 to the server because he wanted to have every special snowflake shit on his character so the devs put in custom abilities for him.
>>317424147
But that's literally what a mechanic is
A mechanic is just a thing you can do that was designed as a part of a game
There's no rule that says mechanics have to have prompts or handholding
>>317423961
It is. Most FPS games usually have a dedicated button that directs your player to the nearest wall and plants their back to it. GTA V is a good example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEB_KTKtNsM
>>317424109
>doing it for free
>in the name of social justice and representation
That's like double the kek.
>>317424351
Is this live cringe?
>>317424360
>Most FPS games have a cover system
>GTA V is an FPS
>>317424421
>>317423552
How the fuck did he change so much in 2 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>>317423961
Not getting hit when you've moved behind cover has always been taken for granted, that in itself has never been a "mechanic". Cover mechanics usually refer to ways the game locks you to cover via contextual input and perhaps makes you unhittable/able to look out without exposing yourself at all. Usually it makes the game much more easy and slow.
>>317424351
So you're just being contrarian? You and everyone who read that article knows exactly what he means. Are you just arguing to argue?
>>317424530
>>317422315
Wait, Bashur got convicted? Fucking when?
>>317423552
NO? i don't think i want to
>>317424530
Good job putting yourself on an FBI watchlist.
>>317424489
>>317424602
>>317424614
If there are walls in an arena which you can hide behind, you have the ability to take cover. that ability is one of a multitude of mechanics in a game
You don't need the 'press x to hide' button for it to count as a mechanic
This isn't being contrarian, it's game design 101
>males that play female characters
>>317424738
Oh geez.
>>317424360
not that guy you were talking to, but i still dont see how that's a bad thing. Maybe its not needed in every FPS but in general it both makes sense and plays well to have the ability to hide/duck behind cover and peek out.
Ive genuinely never understood why /v/ sees these mechanics as a bad thing
>>317424147
Except you can't. Taking cover assumes in a firefight you can position yourself behind something and peak out or blindfire. In BioShock Infinite all you can do is stand behind something and wait for your health to regen and then stand out in the open again to get shot to pieces.
There's no excuse for most FPS games nowadays not to have these basic features. It's nearly as lazy as the fact you can't see your legs in 90% of first person games.
>>317424479
tl;dr
>>317423186
video games
>>317422315
>Psyguy
>Artist
He was horrible at it and made people do shit for him
>>317424771
That is literally why it was posted in this thread. Wanting/needing a "push X to take cover" is the cringe part.
>>317424007
>>317424857
Get a load of these negs.
>>317424738
I don't get it
>>317424421
>>317424530
There's gotta be more of this
>>317423186
everytime
>>317422890
Furries, mostly. And furries are usually weird because of the slippery slope. "Well, I'm talking to this guy who is already definitely into at least one really weird fetish, so let's try experimenting with more!"
First year of erping on yiffstar and giving/getting a massage was enough to get off on. Tenth year erping (on f-list now) and I can't even get it up unless someone's fucking a pregnant woman with a cock so big he causes a miscarriage and then impregnates the woman with his own baby instead.
>>317424975
>>317422890
>Why the hell Sonic attracs so many freaks?
Anon, sonic doesn't attract freaks. It creates them
>>317424805
Why do you need to see your legs in an fps?
Alright guys, there's a special kind of cringe I want to post. It lurks somewhere deep inside the bowels of a horrible website calledDeviantartand it is, to date, the most cringe Pokemon-related thing I could find.
I fear /v/ wouldn't be able to handle thewish fulfillment, so I'll just be on my way.
>>317424801
Because in the past shooters never had these mechanics and they were great games because the FPS genre hadn't been raped to death by that point, so a lot of retards seem to attribute the magic of those games to the arcadey shooting mechanics.
No cover works great for Doom and Halo, but it's stupid as fuck in a game that tries to take itself more seriously like Bioshock. There is no plausible reason Booker Dewitt can tank bullets to the face, he isn't a space marine.
>>317420375
Where is the cringe?
I see some Kotaku article mining for le outrage clicks.
(Strange, why don't they mine le outrage clicks from /pol/? God knows /pol/ would generate 30,000 views in an instant if some black dude fucked a white chick)
>>317424801
For a lot of games it isn't to bad, I will use 007 everything or nothing for reference here, as it is meant to be a slower based game with the stealth elements.
However, in games that are supposed to be fast, a cover mechanic like that hurts the flow, and just results in everyone doing it and shooting each other around corners instead of applying an active strategy. It makes for boring multiplayer, or even a boring single player if the game is meant to be fast paced.
The command also often has invincibility frames, thou in 007 it didn't.
>>317425135
DO IT FAGGOT
>>317423098
Strategic movement isn't a 'mechanic', you fucking mong.
>>317425090
>>317424530
>>317424421
Why
>>317425135
Don't tease us you fucking skank
>>317424771
Not them, but the word cover mechanic has been synonymous with "press X to cover" for a long time.
No need to argue semantics though, either way we all agree that the person in the screencap is an asshat.
>>317424109
what happened here?
>>317424808
neofag mods target users for bans because they don't agree with them.
>>317425135
>i want to post something
>im not going to, lol.
why did you even make that post?
>>317420196
>paracommandos
We literally don't even do combat jumps in the military at all fuck this makes me mad
>>317424005
Where?
>Inb4 le /v/ XDDDD
>>317424421
>>317424916
this whole conversation is one big misunderstanding
At first I didn't know that modern 'press x to cover' mechanics were a thing, now I do, and I'm just saying that from a technical standpoint both an intentional cover button and the free ability to hide behind intentionally placed pieces of cover to avoid damage are considered mechanics. Two different executions of the same fundamental idea
There's no fight here as far as I'm aware
>>317425205
>>317425304
>>317425383
I'm afraid all I can do is share a link. I'm not delving into this autism fest again.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Pokeumans
>>317422250
IIRC that guy's problem is his body has been a unbalanced chemical disaster since birth, and his teeth are so fucked up from constantly vomiting
>>317422315
Can I be on the list? I'm a kidfucker too :D
>>317425215
Do you honestly believe that game designers don't plan and dictate what your available strategies are? Everything at your disposal is a form of mechanic.
>>317423265
This is wonderful
>>317425324
Look up "Tommy Leet" on the archive and you'll find a few threads about him. Legitimately mentally ill guy who was hassling Joosten and her friends, basically.
>>317425289
I cringe now but I miss those days when i'd roleplay like that and my imagination was alive.
>>317425423
Glad to have you here great anarchor
>>317425409
God Anonymous fell from grace incredibly hard. Chanology was truly the death knell.
>>317425479
why don't you just stop being a faggot and tl;dr it for us?
>>317424971
That screencap is missing the image he was referring to. I don't have it, but he basically had the Joost as his phone background. That's all.
>>317425289
Everytime I read stuff like this I just imagine the people writing are kids and I 'daww' internally. I can't hate or get mad at that.
>>317424805
>Half Life 2
>look down
>Don't see legs
>Custom garry's mod server
>Look down
>SEE TORSO, ELBOWS, AND LEGS
>HOLY SHIT
>Attack with my fists
>THE ELBOWS MOVE HOLY SHIT
>>317425585
>>317424738
>>317425627
can we get the actual post he was referring to then
>>317425479
I can't even finish the first paragraph
>>317423098
It doesn't necessarily mean that but most of the time somebody talks about adding a cover mechanic that is what they mean. The cover in Red Orchestra 1 where your character will automatically adjust their height a little bit when crouching by cover is a cover system but is probably not what they are referring to.
>>317425562
>that pic
man, that was a crazy few weeks. i dont know why, but im oddly fond of those pictures.
>>317423265
Kill them all. Let God sort them.
>>317425768
It was just someone posting that photo of Joosten in the red dress at Christmas.
>>317423265
Jesus fucking christ this better not be real.
Posting anti cringe
>>317425709
So it is cool, and doesn't add anything but 'HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE A BODY'?
Often times games don't even have a model for the player character. Why should they? It isn't needed. Video games do not have to be realistic.
Here is an example of a game that has what you want, and you can see they still didn't do everything because it is unnecessary work and adds more to render in every scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH6JOBj3qOA
>>317425587
your imgination wasn't anymore alive then it is now, you just had an untrained muse and no filter.
>>317425132
Why not?
>>317425804
I really miss them, I've got no idea why but I really loved them.
>>317424421
Cringed.Both Stefanie and GaB are cuties though
>>317426001
>doesn't add anything
Immersion
>>317425195
>not posting best edit
>>317425289
>>317426254
You're quite right.
>>317425479
>Millions of years ago, not long after the dinosaurs were wiped out
Stopped reading there.
>>317425587
What's wrong with Nokia brick?
Nokia brick is great phone.
Also fingerless gloves are great for typing in cold weather.
>>317423265
i love how reddit allows for 'throwaway' accounts when people want to be 'anon' but at the same time they pretend being anon is bad and you should feel bad for being anon.
>>317425976
Is this real life?
>>317426142
>Oreimo babiesSomeone post the full image
>>317426117
mabe babe
>>317425481
>and his teeth are so fucked up from constantly vomiting
>TFW my teeth are fucked up because I had cool hippy parents with no rules that didn't force me to brush until I was in high school and realized how stupid it was not to brush my teeth.
>>317425976
The person who wrote this is crazy and Jared is a scumbag
>>317425736
lel
>>317426396
>Drop my 3310 from the 9th floor to concrete
>Still works just fine
>>317425409
>freepsplus4codes.com
This guy has to be doing this as a joke
>>317426459
The core of it's probably true, but whenever it's posted here (Plus if you'll read through the comments in that actual thread, you'll see it's the case there too), you'll find more than a few people questioning how much of the latter part (i.e. the family aspects) is actually 100% true or not, and if it is, OP's clearing withholding something.
>>317426528
How badly did it fuck the concrete up?
>>317425587
F-list.net bro. It's like that, but for people that know how to write. Just checked and my last scene averaged about 400 words per post or so.
>>317425135
Let me guessthe one with zorark or lucario but mostly lucario if you want to relate to the subject, climbing on a tree watching Dragonite shitting violently in a diaper in the distance
for those who want the most cringe pokemon fanfic, look no further with the pic and linkhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
>>317426412
I love how you thought that was reddit
>>317425976
Both people in this scenario are incredibly shitty people. The line that always gets to me in these stories though
>I cheated for literal months
>But I'm not a cheater, that's just not me, so I decided to take that fact to my grave
Once a cheater always a cheater
>>317424530
Has there ever been a non-creepy Indian?
>>317426781
>my last scene averaged about 400 words per post or so.
filthy casual
>>317426893
DESIGNATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p0hsjS_zHs
LOL
>>317426803
This blows my stupid shit out the fucking water. My eyes are physically vomiting.
>>317426713
The co-worker was a nigger wasn't he.
Or maybe the girl + her husband were niggers and the co-worker was white.
Either way there's some memery.
>>317426781
I'm a bit wary about f-list. I am a low tier writer with specific fucked up fetishes. Besides, I've seen ERPers on /v/ and I want NOTHING TO DO with that kind of ERPer.
The s-s-stuttering sissy fuckboys, the jack-off-encouraging avatarfags, all the flippity floppity futa, I don't want any of that.
>>317426412
That's clearly not reddit but okay.
>>317426781
>but for people that know how to write.
So true. And it's so -easy- to ignore the fags that can't, it's delicious.mfw being able to compare fetishes
>>317426781
Looks aight m8. I'll lurk it.
>non-vidya cringe
>>317426296
That honestly wasn't a terrible joke, but immediately jumps in a sjw demanding it be taken down. I never thought furries would be better than someone
>>317426868
Like a guy said in the other thread where that was brought up a few days ago, even if she hadn't cheated, that marriage would've ended in five miniutes anyway just due to what absolutely horrible people they both are.
>>317420196
>disproove
>>317423265
Reminder that that was from a Pokemon Vore forum.
>>317424530
I bet he posts on /v/.
Joose Goose threads were fucking disturbing. Even worse when they hijack some other unrelated thread.
>>317425976
Boy that dude is fucking obsessed with that skank to go through so many revenge scenarios. Especially since he is evidently checking out her instagram constantly. Does he fume over someone not holding an elevator for him for like months too?
But still, if a family is that easily torn apart, they're probably shitty too. And if your best friend, sister, and cousin think you're a stupid bitch, perhaps there is something very wrong with you.
>>317425135
Lemme see if I can get something from deviantart.
Here's a thing. Does this count, or does it need to be more poorly drawn?
>>317426995
I'm not gay or anything, but I did an ERP with one guy once and he told me he came and I had a boner for a solid hour after that. I even took a shower and it didn't go away.
>>317425562
>>317426142
What's the story behind these? /v/ isn't my main board you see
>>317426134
>Sage is a japanese term
Why is this cringe when it's teaching me things I didn't even know that I didn't know, and I've been on here for close to a decade on and off.
>>317426803
Awwwwww man I almost forgot about this.
>>317425976
Holy fuck did she cheat on Anthony Burch's evil twin?
>>317426995
Brah, f-list literally has an info section where you can put in "Grammar competence required," and you can specify "no stutter(fags), sissy boys, or futa on the main page.
Also, it's all text, so there can't be avatarfagging.
>>317423265
we need another world war
>>317427182
That's exactly the type of thing I want to avoid - other people telling me about their dicks.
I don't want to read about dicks. I want vaginas! And breasts. And maybe hips, thighs, long hair, soft faces. But mostly vaginas.I've been on this website for 10 years. Why aren't I gay yet? I've picked up a whole bunch of other fucked up fetishes but not the gay
>>317427054
Holy fuck I'm not exactly the neatest person around but how can someone live in that level of filth?
>>317427054
brb joining islam
>>317426868
Never date a grill who was in an abusive relationship
They are royally fucked in the head
>>317427132
Plant/animal kin people are weird as fuck but fiction kin people are fucking insane.
>>317426412
what are you on about
>>317427182
Kill yourself
>>317427389
>>317427415
>Also, it's all text, so there can't be avatarfagging.
-Toxic Jester
>>317426523
I'm glad I'm not the only one on here that thinks Jared took it a couple steps too far.
>>317427419
What are you into, bro?
>>317427419
You just need to visit more trap threads son. You''ll start to love the D eventually.
>>317427159Admittedly even all the other Stefposters thought this was creepy as hell and turned on him over this, but it's still pretty funny
ITT: Why we go to /v/
>>317427562
I think Jared isn't real and this all took place inside... her Beautiful Mind
>>317427527
This post is now mai waifu.
I will war with anyone who doesn't like this post.
>>317427583
I am into that post
>>317427527
That post is what I am into now.Femdom
>>317427562
jared didn't go far enough.
>>317427054
Does anyone have an archive link for that thread? Dying to read the entire thing.
>>317425976
Alpha as fuck.
>Yes I know I cheated and I deserved punishment, but that punishment should have been just dumping me, not this
Bitch getting dumped is a given, now getting dumped in a vat of acid, that's revenge.
>>317427160
Don't you know? A thorough revenge is fun as fuck.
>>317425976
>nega-kek
>>317427562
Bill Burr is a comedian who does a podcast. He talks about relationship advice quite a bit. He's a very decent and grounded guy with a good heart. The best advice I ever heard from him for dealing with a relationship that is clearly doomed is "Walk away, like De Niro in Heat, just walk away".
>>317426142
I didn't realize that goodboy points meme was still evolving. How did it get there? Last ones I remember were the good girls being murdered.
>>317426995
>all the flippity floppity futa
>I don't want any of that.
>>317427630
It isn't working.
I'd like traps if they have a vagina, but the penis is a huge turnoff.
I wonder if there's a word for "like a trap, but with a vagina instead of a penis". Because that'd totally be my fetish.
>>317427682
Which Jared, the one that got thrown in prison for fucking a 17 year old?
Because that's some bullshit, you should be able to fuck any girl so long as she has a sex drive and she agrees to the sex.
>>317427737
/r9k/ crossposters are too bitter to ever follow advice like that.
>>317427859
I wonder if there's a word for "like a trap, but with a vagina instead of a penis". Because that'd totally be my fetish.
Flat-chested girls.
>>317427419
You can just put your orientation as straight and that's all it takes. Though word of warning, the userbase is HEAVILY skewed towards men, so straight male characters don't get a great deal of interest. Play a dickgirl, though, and you'll be swimming in friend requests.
>>317427654
Because past all the shit posting, shilling and shit flinging. if something is up with a game wether a bug or just its a pile of shit. people will point it out even if they love the game, instead of getting a echo chamber of people loving the game you get mixed responses. you can attempt to see other view points, even if those view points are clearly retarded.
>>317427826
Unscramble this word:
Osnelm
>>317427859
>I wonder if there's a word for "like a trap, but with a vagina instead of a penis"
It's called a flat girl.
>>317427357
Some /r9k/ers started drawing typical robots as grills, surrealism got introduced somewhere along the line.
>>317427743
It's dead m8 I just post the pics every now and then.
>>317427678
>femdom
lel, cuk
>>317425587
>5'1
fuck
i need to be a manlet to pull out that look?
>>317427880
Ha Ha! Do you remember when this shit was happening? And yet Steam is still here today, better than ever. No one even talks about Hatred anymore. No one even cares, and yet these people made it sound like society was crumbling at our very feet.
>>317423265
>because i'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore
this may be the single funniest thing i've ever read. i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe. holy shit i'm dying
>>317427859
>which jared
The one at the beginning of the reply chain, dingus
>>317427562
Yeah, but most of the shit involving her sister is all on her.
>>317427908
Even if a lot of posters are going to be bitter and resentful and petty, I'm sure there are lurkers present who genuinely would follow advice like that.
>>317427918
>>317427967
Yeah flat girls are pretty good.
Busty girls are good too.
And muscle girls. Those are also good.
>>317428018
I'd never pursue my fetish IRL because any woman into femdom is a complete "Cater to me 100% of the time shitlord" cuntmode shrew.
It's a shame all the IRL girls who do nice things automatically, so long as you do nice things for them, are subs. But I suppose such is life.
so we're not on vidya anymore huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
>>317427429
>how
>lived like this all my life, pretty much used to this
>>317423186
>read first post
>have no idea what's wrong, just gays being gay, have no clue what the poster meant by negs
>scroll down
>AIDS Benefit
Sometimes ignornce IS bliss
>>317426142
I think I remember the "please be in London" thread a while back, I had no idea it was the connection for the London meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9WuM1lUL9Y
>>317426134
>No kek or lel
>>317427054
>kill me
I laughed and cried at the same time.
>>317428227
Oh absolutely. Getting her fired and moving out was where it should have stopped in my opinion. That's revenge, which some people consider bad, but it isn't disproportionate.
Also, street name signs capcha is back, more fucked up than ever.
>>317427957
That's it,you need to leave.
>>317427486
I have white knight syndrome so bad. I'm sorry I failed you. Married to a woman that was effectively whored out by an abusive boyfriend for close to a year. I actually proposed to her while she was in a mental hospital.
>>317422534
Does OnlyAfro hate himself for spawning this cancer?
>>317428464
I think he told the new boyfriend because he was legit concerned and didn't want someone else to go through that.
He didn't just get even, he made sure to make her hurt like she made him hurt, and then some. She doesn't even take anything out of it, just 'i know cheating is wrong butttttttttttt'
>>317426904
This isn't really cringe when you realize it's probably a 7 year old.
>>317428436
>I laughed and cried at the same time.
This is how I feel when I read mentally ill Anons posts. A lot of guys here are troubled and hurt but they can still be funny and charming. Browsing 4chan has exposed me to a lot of people and situations and I'm still not sure whether to laugh or cry when I think back to them.
>>317428665
>Sissy white boi
>Feeling shame
>>317424109
Couldn't get past the second tweet already jesus
>>317428079
They complain about literally everything as though society is crumbling because of it. It's their go to move. They throw the biggest shit fit they can, knowing some people will cave in and give them what they want. Why do you think they bitch so goddamn much about a skimpy dressed video game character? Realistically there's no way it would be upsetting someone that fucking much, but they ham it up, knowing some devs will change the character
>>317426134
>Sah-jay
is this bait?
>>317428079
that's our society mister bear
it quickly moves from one outrage to the next, with each actor in the scene begging and scrounging for as much of the limelight as they can get until the 24/7 news cycle of the internet tires of the subject and moves on to the next outrage, all the while using either cute animal videos or patriotic propaganda to keep people laughing and happy until it designates what people should be angry at next.
there is no winning mister bear.
they've won mister bear.
they create and control the context of the every man's existence. they own the day to day mister bear.
they own it.
and there's nothing anyone can do about it.every day i feel the warp over taking me more and more. will i see you there mister bear
>>317425976
Jared reminds me of myself in a way, gets revenge, loves the feeling of it, proceeds to go completely overboard and not stop. Still though I've never done anything quite as bad as that, dudes a true sociopath.
>>317423186
Can someone explain to me what the fuck am I reading here? Yes I am a retard
>>317428812
>white
nah
>>317427054
Reminds me of this
>>317421727
>baito
What do part-timers have to do with it?
>>317427486
>Never date a grill who was in an abusive relationship
What about dating a girl who's currently in an abusive relationship? :3
>>317428967
Extreme fetishism ("Pozzing" refers to giving someone HIV; "negs" are people without HIV) in gay circles.
>>317426134
Where can I get this book?
>>317428652
i want to say there's a chance everything will work out for you. i want to say you might have a keeper, one of the good ones. i want to say everything could turn out alright. but i've been around too long and seen too much to tell you that in good conscious. chicks who date abusive guys and end up in the psych ward are the chicks who try to kill themselves if you ever decide to break up with them. you don't date crazy, anon. no matter what your heart tells you. you just can't do it.
>>317423265
I didn't even get beyond the title. Couldn't handle it.
>>317428760
This may prepare feels of the /r9k/ kind
>>317423186
mods
>>317426134
>half chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENsMiobLmc
Steel yourself
>>317428760
Laugh or you'll end up joining them
>>317429117
not all women are psycho sluts, just the ones who are single
>>317425180
hamplanet fat apologist detected, lmaoing at your life
>>317420375
id say it should be Cacomorphobia but this person would be either too stupid to know what that means or understand that it means "ugly shape phobia"
>>317425053
Jesus, I want a story about that massage.
>>317427054
Oh.
>>317424530
HOLY FUCK IT'S HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>317423265
what the fuck is anal vore?
do i want to know?
>>317429483
How can I explain this.
It's vore, but through the ass.
A literal ass-shoving.
>>317429474
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>>317429483
vore - a fetish where people like to be eaten
anal vore - a fetish where people like to be eaten through the ass of whatever creature is eating them
>>317429483
That episode of south park where people poop out their mouths
>>317429686
what the fuck? Please tell me this is satire.
>>317429474
>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
I hope he went with that one. Shit was so charming I practically fell for him myself.
>>317427054
wow
just
wow
>>317429483
Really hot fetish
Unbirth is better though
>>317429474
This isn't real right, please for the love of god, tell me it's a lie.
>>317420375
>amerifats being this mad
>>317429117
Fuck my heart sank when he said about the vasectomy
No more vidya cringe?
Let's play a game!
Choose your difficulty rating and your times
Easy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yweR5H0Xr0U
Hard: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TR4wkDTnfNA
WIZARD MODE: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AO__tsvjjus
>>317429040
I'm torn between laughter and disgust
>>317429419
Dude, I don't remember. It was ten years ago when I was still watching fucking Miguzi on Cartoon Network after school while masturbating to furry shit. It was fun. Back then my hardest decision was if I should go to hentaikey, Newgrounds, or Yiffstar. I remember a few of the people from there,(TheBlueFox, Human_Girl, slutpuppy, Chocolate_Bunny, Gradius or something like that... He was a mod. I wouldn't be shocked if someone on here had some mutual acquaintances from yiffstar.)though, and I even still keep in touch with one of them, who is an actual female in real life and everything.
