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what game op
>>317374579
it's literally the picture. emily is away.
can I still play it?
op what game
>>317375186
it's literally the fucking picture, it's called "emily is away"
>>317375139
why couldnt you
op what the fuck just tell me the name of the fucking vidya
game what op
>>317375381
what game op
op what game
GAME WHATThx, gonna check it out. That WinXP aesthetic gives me the weirdest boner.
what game is it though
>>317373880
what game is this OP
so whats the game called? looks fun
Game?
>need to download steam for this
gross
so help me if this is shilling for more peudo-artsy indie trash I'm fucking done with this board
>not saying what the game is
wow thanks, dick
what game OP
>>317375381
thought the game would be gone
What game is this op
>>317375689
it obviously is. proposing it for the next undertale
What's the game OP?
>>317375689
It's a free to play game. But yeah, it's peudo-artsy indie trash.
game op what
Is this the one with fake nude pics?
If yo udon't want to waste 45 minutes here's the game:
>friends with girl
>go to college
>she has bf
>i dunt like u anymur
>okauy
What is a game?
>>317376026
ur a liar lindsay
>>317376049
A miserable little pile of secrets
>>317375689
I'll leave with you anon
what is the name of the game?!!!
Anyone got the name of the game?
>>317376579
>>317376590
Unteralterbach
Can someone tell me the name of the game?
Edit: found it! google 'msn simulator'
Emily is a huge cunt, that's all.
everybody needs to fuck off, OP clearly said the name of the game is 'Now I'm Sad'
What is the name of this meme?
Source?
Why haven't you upgraded to Windows RG yet, anon?
http://windowsreallygoodedition.com/
>>317373880
>Relive your awkward teenage years
I'm browsing /v/, isn't that close enough?
>>317377354
Oh fuck I haven't seen this in like 10 years
>>317376201
haha epic
>literally only a chat window
>still have to make it pixel 'art'
There is no fucking excuse
>>317377494
lol ur old
>>317373880
What mod?
>>317377354
>order food
>I remember seeing this years ago thinking 'lol ordering food delivery online how silly'
>mfw it's real and I did it last week
>>317373880
This game has railroad tracks all over it.
Seriously, I just try to be friends with this girl and the game's all "why didn't you fuck her dammit."
>>317379703
I fucked her and it made everything awkward adn then it went to shit
:^)
>>317379618
I remember that Windows 95 commercial with Chandler and Rachel from Friends making it a point where you could order food online. It wasn't quite the same thing, apparently, you essentially just faxed to the delivery places what you wanted to and where to have it sent.
>>317376123I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
>Pre-teen Msn relationship simulator.
I think I just got kekd
>>317373880
¿donde esta la nombre de la video juego con la "original post"?
what's the gameplay like?
>>317380483
bullet hell fps
>>317380194
Nombre del archivo
>>317373880
what game?
looks cool
At what? a game? which one?
>>317380151
I found it to be closer to a Hideo Kojima simulator.
>girls asks how I've been
>one of the answers is I'm alright
>mfw
What windows is this?
Game is Emily is Away, its free on Steam
its good for the nostalgia but thats about it
emily is a fucking bitch no matter what route you take
mike is cute! CUTE!porn when?
>>317373880
Everyone keeps going on about muh nostalgia but I don't ever remember my windows looking like a blocky "le retro" piece of shit.
>>317376123
cool, now I can get friendzoned in virtual reality
the future is now
>>317380151
>MSN
RIP in pieces. You were my favorite.
>>317381342
Maybe not a bitch, but choo choo is in full effect. It doesn't matter what you say to her. She'll always make the worst decision and the game expects you to feel like you made a bad choice in the past and tries to make you feel bad about it.
>Who is Emma
>A friend I met in class
>game acts like this is equivalent to relationship, to the point that in senior year in college, Emma finds out you lied to her to go hang out with a high school friend and this apparently makes her very sad
I'm going to run through this one more time and just fuck Emma and let Emily have her abusive relationship
>>317382923
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU ALWAYS GET THE SAME BAD ENDING. If you invite her over and drink, you'll get drunk and have sex with her which will make it seem wrong because she was drunk. If she comes and you don't drink, you'll have sex and she'll make it seem like you took advantage of her when she was depressed. If you invite her and tell her strictly that you're just friends and dont drink no matter what activity you do (party,dorm,etc), you end up not making any move on her and she'll make you feel bad because she actually liked you and you didn't give the possible relationship a chance. If you don't let her come at all she'll call you out for not being there for her when she needed you the most. Moral of story: Basically life sucks, girls are way too complicated.
Why does the protagonist has such a strong and constant desire to get friendzoned?
>>317383028
>girls are way too complicated.
So does this game advocate being gay?
>>317383028
The thing is, I wouldn't even be angry if there wasn't this illusion of choice. The Steam page compares it to Digital: A Love Story, but at least that game didn't tease with the possibility of a different ending if you'd just tried a little harder.
I'd prefer no choice than this shit. If they wanted to give you choice your choices have to matter. They could have easily just had her gradually slip away from you as the years went on, but... This just feels kinda sloppy.
at least they got the pricing right for once
>>317383028
You can actually get together with her. The game has a good ending.
>>317375682
You don't
The point of the game is that you can't change the past, even if you had a chance to try again and again. You'll always be the friendless lonely fuck you were and will be forever until you fucking die, so you should fucking kill yourself now. Just fucking put a gun TO YOUR HEAD AND FUUUUUCK YOU EMILY YOU FUCKING CUNT IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT OKAY
>>317384063
how?
>>317384063
Not that anon, but how? I bet in the end it all comes down to what fucking college you chose or some bullshit. I've tried different things and it basically comes down to the same shit each time
>>317384063
seriously how?
>>317383576
you can select choices at the end saying like, we need to talk about things
and you type out something adressing the situation and then it just deletes it and says something boring like see any good movies lately
and then you keep selecting choices that seem like theyd matter but it literally deletes them and says something boring until you just sign off
i think the point is to show how sometimes you want to say something in real life but dont actually go through with it when it comes down to it
>>317384476
>>317384530
>>317384578
hey did you guys ever find bigfoot in san andreas?
>>317384476
>>317384530
>>317384578
Same way you unlock different buddy icons, entering the right screenname gets you more endings.
>>317384589
How to be a bitch 101
Again, Digital gave me no choice, but the dialogue felt a hell of a lot more natural.
>>317384589
This is Depression Quest all over again, really
>emily goes to travis's party
>next chapter
>emily's boyfriend is travis
triggered
>>317375682
http://kyleseeley23.itch.io/emilyisaway
Click download, then 'no thanks take me to the downloads'.
>>317387035
Omg why steam versin is free then
What game is this
The fuck is this game about?
watching a stream now but can't tell
>>317376123
/r9k/ is making games now?
I want to get off this ride
>>317384589
>Simulator that forces you to be a pussy who can't even speak their minds about something
Why do people keep making games like this? I don't care about your anxieties. Glad I'm not like this and I don't care about people who are.
>hook up with chick
>oh btw I'm back with my ex after that horrible break up
>you act like a bitch and can't not speak to her anymore
epic game
>>317388060
Stop slut shaming.
>>317388392
fuck you
fuck your shitty game
and fuck all the sluts that are like that
i fucking hate this world
>Tumblr indie fucktards are so god damn stupid and into their gay little artstyle that they pretend the AOL symbol was a disgusting pixellated mess like the rest of their own garbage "art"
>>317384376
1. Dude, chill out, what happened happened, look to the future.
2. Are you okay man?
3. Ha, GAY!!!!
>>317373880
What game OP?
>>317377020
Thanks bud, this looks fun!
>>317389661
hold on someones at my door brb
>>317388771
this game has nothing to do with tumblr
ITS A FUCKING RAPE STORY
FUCK YOU OP FUCK
I WANT MY 15 MINUTES BACK
>it's a literal kekold simulator
>>317391149
What? No, it's not. It's a teen friendzone simulator.
Okay I played it.
From my playthrough...
Seems like Mike is a very successful business man in technology / a tool and stole Emma from me.
Emily went back to a abusive relation with Brad and by his AOL description, the dude is obviously breaking down and lost all of his band members and friends
Travis lost his fucking dad.
Emma seems so hard to figure out from her description. WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAAAN?
>tfw met a girl in college
>we talk for almost 5 years straight
>best friends, confide each other in everything
>one night we are flirting a bit too much
>tit pic
>dick pic
>this escalates over the course of a few weeks
>she tells me she loves me
>I tell her I need to be with her to be able to accept her feelings
>she invites me over
>plane ride later
>we meet and fuck like rabbits
>I actually get a job in the next town over
>she is really clingy though
>starts getting really depressed I'm not around all the time
>end up breaking up because of this
>mfw this game
fuck you op
>>317373880
EMILY IS CAT FOOD
>>317391769
you're welcome friend
>>317373880
BUT OP.
HOW DID MIKE BECAME SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU?
I'm not the only thing that did was make me miss XP
>>317373880
>playing games because they pull on your nostalgia strings
That's what this faggot hipster intended from the first place, I don't know how you fell so easily into his trap
What are you even trying to relive? A time where you where happy? Too bad, you can't turn back time and shitty indie games aren't a good simulator. You live a horrible life in a horrible era. Get used to it or drop out.
>>317391769
Post chatlogs and/or pics
What's with these beta replies. Game won't let me be the alpha male I am roleplaying
>>317392623
They should make this game multiplayer and let you roleplay out the relationship by actually typing.
>>317392623
Then pick replies that linger towards alpha.
>>317392463
>horrible era
lmao
>>317392623
wait a minute I got myself a new bitch apparently.
Let's see what happens
>>317392623
those answer are an actual representation of what I would've said back when I was young
disgustingly cringy, hurts everytime I think back to those times
Name?
>>317393028
What happens is that she doesn't care as much as you want to and eventually Emma randomly drops you, because you're still talking to/seeing Emily or something
>>317393095
Oh yeah? How old are you now anon?
this bitch won't just fuck off
>>317392623
just imagine saying #3 in a monotone voice of indifference. there's your alpha choice
>>317392623
le monky faise
>>317393305
I did an he said something beta aftewards like in fallout 4.
>>317393275
>he's not worth it em
is this me?
Looks interesting.
What's the game name, OP?
>>317393431
Just wait 'til you get the option "Well..."
Good riddance
>>317393618
Bad ending
We pepe now
>>317393618
Fuck her. Not fuck her as engage in intercourse. Fuck her as in thank God she's leaving.
>>317393702
>There's only one good ending and multiple bad endings.
Why?
Succes
Me and Emma are married now. Have 2 kids. Both hate niggers and jews. Emily killed herself soon after.
>>317393919
Because you can rape he in many different ways, but you can only not-rape her in one way.
>>317393967
this game is triggering me real hard
>>317393967
>hey
>I don't want to talk right now.
I consider that a win Anon.
>>317393967
whats her buddy info say in this end?
>>317394101
fuck her anyway. I went to that party with her and she hooked up with fucking Brad.
10/10 GOTY
>>317394120
guitarist looking for a band
Did anyone feel like it hardly put any emotion because you input the other characters personality yourself.
Most of them were silent npc's, why didn't this indie guy make it so that they talk to you and depending on your choices they either stop talking to you or talk to you through the course of the chapters.
2deep4u don't always work.
>>317394371
That was fun, thanks for the good laugh Anon.
>>317394459
>2deep4u
what's exactly deep about this
>>317394371
>>317394120
Oh you mean her I though you meant fucking Brad. God I hate that guy.
how do I good end?
>>317394691
>Brad seemed pretty cool
>Each chapter you see him slowly break down.
>He lost part of his band
>Brad lost all of his friends and band.
>Guitar for hire now, probably lonely, and only has Emily now.
Feel sorry for Brad. but he's probably clingy also slight abusive might be coming up.
Travis lost his dad.
>>317394979
Get Emily to be your gf according to all these anons.
>>317395137
but HOW?
>>317395012
I got an ending that I was trying to get with emiliy and gues what?FUCKING BRAD IS BACK WITH HER FUICCCCCCCCCCCKKKK
>>317385290
What screen name?
Man is kinda sad when you chose
"could I see you this summer"
and he actually deletes and ask about homework
>>317395287
Try to befriend her you dolt, be loyal and obsessive to her as possible.
Just got an end where instead of actually asking her real questions you just ask her bullshit and eventually you just stop talking to her. The fuck?
>Total normie simulator: the game
>invite her over to chill around campus thinking this means walking like at the high school party
>turns out we went to visit friends then drink a lot which means I'm "trying to hook up" with her after SHE PROPOSED TO MEET UP AFTER THE SUBJECT OF KISSING EACH OTHER
>then says "it's weird", gets back with her bf and ices you out
What a cunt
>>317393967
>>317394691
God damn, it's like I've stepped into a time machine.
>>317395563
kekykek
so sad
:'(
Really there are 4 endings:
She hates your guts and logs out, is now with Travis
She hates your guts and logs out, is now with Brad
She is still civil but things are weird, is now with Travis
She is still civil but things are weird, is now with Brad.
Chapter 3 will always be the breakup then hookup
Chapter 4 will always be the regret
Chapter 5 will always be the damaged/dead friendship.
>>317373880
>beta simulator
>playing this indie garbage
all it did was make me waifu harder
>>317398180
This,
>No matter if you hook up with her when she's drunk, when she's sober, tell her we're just going to visit as friends, or tell her it's not a good idea for her to visit because something might happen: She'll always just shut you out and nothing will come of it.
I didn't need this shit today, I have a big enough case of the sads as it is.
>>317392952
Anon reread your post
>>317396754
>Tell her you'd like her to come and that either she or you can bring the alcohol
>YOU PLANNED ALL OF THIS JUST TO GET ME DRUNK AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME
>Tell her you'd like her to come and that you won't be needing any alcohol
>YOU PLANNED ALL OF THIS WHILE I WAS DEPRESSED AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME
>Tell her you'd like her to come and hang out as friends
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MOVE BACK THEN EVEN THOUGH I LIKED YOU A LOT AND CAME ALL THE WAY TO VISIT YOU
>Tell her not to come
>YOU LET ME DOWN WHEN I WAS DEPRESSED AND NEEDED YOU THE MOST
There's no winning, man
>>317398560
with girls you lose
>>317393967
literally the only winning ending
>>317398483
>Just like real life
That's why you don't put all your eggs into one basket, and when you do find a charmer, don't fuck it up by trying to reel in multiple girls at the same time
>>317383028
>/r9k/ simulator
This is the future we chose.
Well?
>>317398979
They're shit
>She starts going out with fuccboi Brad
NOPE FUCK THIS, TOO HEAVY FOR ME FUCK YOU BRAD.
>>317398881
Now I'm just being pessimistic, but what makes you think you can just keep her if she is a charmer?
>>317398979
Nobody said it was easy
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I'm going back to the start
People really are using Unity for fucking any game these days.
>>317373880
>~retro pixel art~
>Windows XP
XP looked absolutely nothing like that, what's the point?
Is this seriously a Bad Ends: The Game?
>>317399498
Why stop at having a nostalgia OS when you can have a nostalgia """art style""" on top of it?
>>317399085
You don't. The happiest relationship I've ever been in was one that I didn't put on a pedestal. She could leave tomorrow, and of course I'll be sad but I'm not going to be anally devastated like some people would. Your first love is always hard to comprehend. You're not sure what you did right or what you did wrong. But you learn directly as to what not to do, and what faults are out of your hands.
You can be clingy as shit and tie your girlfriend to her phone while she's at a party. If she's gonna fuck some dude, she's gonna do it whether you were blowing her up or not. Maybe you prevented it for one night, it's gonna happen eventually. Treat them like an individual of course, but don't let them know that they're replaceable. That's to keep to yourself, for your protection.
>>317399778
It's nostalgia for two completely separate time periods
>>317399838
Shut the fuck up and embrace the art, Anon.
>don't get with emily
>don't get with emma because I shafted her for Emily
>Emily ended up being a twat
>didn't even fuck her when she came to visit
Yep, this is my life
It's good at making you feel THAT at least
>>317373880
Why, why would anyone want to revive those cringey years where you thought it was cool to have nicknames that were longer than a giganigga's penis?
Also how can you fuckup the XP artstyle so much? You mostly just need to literally copypaste the UI and yet they had to put "retro" pixel shit.
>>317400116
muh nostalgia™
>>317400116
They just did it so it would look more like a game
I can understand how it being a straight-up simulated desktop would be a little weird
>>317400001
>>317399559
>tfw try to get with Emma.
>Mike stole her from me.
>The MC decides to delete our choices against Emily.
>Your friendship dies for no reason after being passive with her.
Sad life.
>>317399836
You're right about them doing what they're gonna do. But if you really do think they're replaceable you either feel differently about her or you're just keeping yourself closed off because you're scared.
>>317398560
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MOVE BACK THEN EVEN THOUGH I LIKED YOU A LOT AND CAME ALL THE WAY TO VISIT YOU
This game is way too accurate.
Also fuck you Marina, How was I supposed to know? You never fucking said a goddamn thing. And when did you suddenly start liking me? When I asked you if you wanted to go out you said you didn't like me like that but six fucking months later apparently you were waiting for me to take you without so much as a word on the off chance that you'd be down for that and me being the awkward 15 yearold kissless virgin I was I wasn't ready to just lean over and try my luck with a friend who said she wasn't interested. Then you're like 'oh remember that time we spent an afternoon watching movies in your room, I really liked you then and was ready for you to make a move but you never did, I even brought condoms', Fuck you.
Ten years later and it still makes me mad.
>>317377354
>Go on Windows RG full screen during a computer lesson in secondary school
>Me and my friends find it hilarious
>Teacher comes along
>"What's happened to your computer?
>Teacher is really confused, starts trying to close windows, goes on Start menu
>Can't get it back to normal, turns off computer by the button on the machine and walks away really confused
Me and my friend couldn't stop laughing afterward
>>317400618
>I'm pretty interested in this guy
>Better wait for HIM TO MAKE A MOVE
This makes my piss fucking boil. Why can't girls be decent fucking humans and do it themselves for once?
>>317400512
You realize that information is situational. I don't know about you anon, but my wounds callous up after taking so much. It doesn't mean I don't know how to feel, it just means I don't feel as much pain.
Point being, that your first REAL relationship will be extremely intense. You're probably going to do a lot of stupid shit you shouldn't have for this girl, she's gonna do vice versa. You both think it's okay but it's actually unhealthy. I'm not saying to go turn into a player, but when that relationship ends, it's time to start thinking about someone new/yourself instead of "how do i get her back"
There isn't ever a "getting someone back". It always fucks itself up. I guess maybe I'm speaking from the perspective of a hopeless romantic, but aren't we all here? I'm just trying to safeguard others that haven't endured the strife of a first love.
fucking emily, what the fuck does feeling weird even mean? the one that is playing with somebody else's feeling is you, not me
>>317400618
>I even brought condoms
Damn dude, what a twat.
>decide to hang out in dorm with emily
>turns out all we fucking did was drink and hang around the dorm
I chuckled.
>>317401181
Because our matriarchal society dictates that men are obligated to initiate the, uh, going out process.
>>317401194
I hear ya man; there's definitely no getting someone back and I talk shit to all my friends who do this, guy or girl.
I'm just saying I can't close myself off like that if it's someone I really care about. Even if it hurts more than it would afterwards, atleast I know I actually tried, ya know?
>>317400618
this is why I'm still a virgin
It's not going to work out no matter what you do, and the dialog only changes a little based on your actions. Emily is an unstable, emotionally dependent follower no matter what you say to her, and she probably craves unhealthy relationships to satisfy her lack of self worth. MC is a delusional faggot who can't live in the present, is stuck on someone he knew in highschool for no reason, and can't form healthy relationships with people. Should have fucked Emma and sealed the deal while he had the chance.
/r9k/ the game
>Revive your Messenger years
>Game doesn't let me have a long ass name
>It doesn't even give me the enough lenght to have a short nickname surrounded by xXx
0/10 Fucking dropped.
>>317401547
I think it's something you learn. I honestly don't treat her any differently, nor have any toxic thoughts. I don't go around thinking or reinforcing myself that "okay if she fucks up i can always leave her and find another"
It just means that the second we break up, I am flipping the killswitch on love. I love her with all my heart, she's my unique little snowflake. She really isn't replaceable. But she is [In the end]. Do you get my drift?
>>317401181
>>317401254
>>317401650
WITH GIRLS YOU LOSE
>Get a black font on black background and post to see if they comment on the fact they can't read shit
>They just act like normal even if you clearly can't see shit
Meh
>>317401975
Ohhhh I think I get it now. You're talking about the faggots who get dumped and mope around for literally years talking about how they'll never find another girl like her or will never feel the same way about anyone else ever again. And they basically just can't and won't let themselves move on.
>>317400618
Damn.
>I'm feeling weird
>Things got weird
>It's so weird
>weird
>weird
>weird
THIS SHIT IS NOT WHAT WEIRD MEANS
>>317402358
Correct. If you believe that you're not gonna find anyone else, you're right. If you believe that you will, you're just as right.
>Choose "could I see you this summer?"
>Character types it
>Then deletes and asks if Emily is doing homework
Woooooooooooooooooow.
>>317373880
for the love of god, just give me the fucking name of this game
>>317401194
This is basically what happened to me.
First love I was so naive and stupid and I did every beta move there is. I made her more important than everything so in the end I got the "I just want to be friends".
Which is the best thing that happened to me cause then I discovered /fit/ and started lifting. I guess the sorrow gave me energy and it was the only time I didn't think about her.
I don't recall me, my friends or my class being so retarded back then.
The way these dudes type reminds me more of my middle school days more than anything.
>tfw friends girl like this for 13 years
>tfw finally break friendzone and end up getting engaged
>tfw she has cancer now
I don't want this feel.
>>317402621
read the file name
>You just have to let go
>>317402742
>Taking his bait.
Anon no.
>>317402887
This game is a dick.
I don't know who the fuck this developer is but if he thinks he can make me feel sad for not wanting to date some girl who couldn't spell her own fucking name he can go suck a massive bloodied bag of tiny minty fresh dicks.
>>317402675
I broke up with a girl cause she had heart malformation, went through surgery and doctors said she needed 2 more and she might not make it.
I didn't left her for that though I left her cause she was a bitch but it made me feel like I was abandoning her. At least I knew I was making the right decision when she started threatening with suicide if I leave
>>317391769
this was your fault
>>317373880
Fuck you OP, I played this because of you and all I can say is fuck you, I didn't need to get friendzoned again today.
>Characters keep the exact same name through the entire game
Bullshit. Back then me and my pals changed names every weeks or so.
>>317402981
>how are you?
>good you
>good
>How are things
>good yours
>good
I hate when this happens in real life
>>317402982
To not talk about the dialogue options are more "fuck you player, WE control the story" than what the average sholveware AAA game is right now.
If you want me to feel attached to the game at least give me some ground to choose for myself.
>>317402575
I agree man, I think I just completely misinterpreted what you were trying to say to begin with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlHz0wF0Ig
>>317403173
I don't know if it's weird, but I never experience this because I never talk to my friends online unless I have something interesting to say to them, and it's the same for them.
>>317403123
I've used the same name since I was 11. I'm 27 now.
>>317403365
you experience this if you talk with a girl that is not into you
>>317403243
Why don't we have more civil conversations on 4chan like this?
>>317403457
Oh, well that would explain it, since I don't talk to girls. Like, at all.
>>317379792
>this
still hit it tho
>>317403457
That's not always the case... right?
>>317402575
I believe that I will find someone but it hasn't happened in the last 3 years though
>>317403461
Fucked if I know, man...
>>317379792
Pretty good ending to be honest. You get to screw her and you don't have to deal with a relationship.
>>317403634
sometimes someone just isn't in the mood to have a conversation. But girls won't just tell you to fuck off. They just text-block with no options for you to continue texting
The only cool part was at the end where you want to talk about the relationship but your character pusses out and types meaningless small talk instead.
>>317403850
I know that feel
The choices in this game are more linear and annoying than AAA games where the choices don't matter jack shit because the outcome is always the same.
I don't care about this fucking girl, why did you give me three options that basically will take me to the romance zone? Okay I just want her to be happy but that doesn't mean I have to slap my cock on her face.
Where's the "Oh I see" option? Seriously.
>>317403850
Cool part? It disappointed me, if anything.
>Emily is Away is an interactive story. Create a screenname and choose your path through the branching narrative.
I'm still waiting on the "interactive" part, nigger.
>>317403763
Ah you mean text.
I though you meant in terms of usual face to face chat. Unless that worka both ways regardless.
>>317393967
>Hey, what's up?
>[friend] is away
This shit killed me every time. I realize it was probably just them realizing they didn't set their status to awayI hopebut that didn't make it feel any less bad.
YESSS people are making games about being friendzoned- that'll get back at the ladies@!mfw i was planning to make a game about this theme too
I think the MC is autistic, he can't read cues or know how to properly respond.
Literally every character is an irredeemable faggot, myself included. Holy mackerel. It's only mildly entertaining calling the other guys douchebags in the beginning there. Everything else is literally /r9k/ queer drama.
There's zero continuity too. I started out as her gay friend and metamorphisized into some sappy unrequited chughead who can't let go of highschool. Whoever made this should probably neck themselves as soon as possible.
>>317404219
well I hope yours ends up being better than this beta-filled piled of shit
>>317403956
but the point is you have a crush on them. you're like the guy who shits on spec ops for "forcing" you to do things. missing the point entirely
>>317404264
Sounds pretty immersive to me.
>>317393967
why did you remind me my highschool years?
Why didn't they let the other characters talk?
What's the point of them being there.
>>317404336
In fact I just noticed how avant-garde the game is, I picked the fourth option, closing and unistalling the game because I don't want those retard sounding friends that act more like middle schoolers than anything.
Deepest lore!
>>317404483
immersion™
>Never have any interest in Emily because she just an old friend
>Trying to hook up with Emma the whole time
>Nothing happens in the end.
I just wasted an hour of my life which could have been spent talking to an actual girl.
>>317404483
It's a game about le reserved millennials, take a wild guess.
>Character starts typing a sentence then deletes it midway and writes something else
Aw fuick, that hit too close to home.
>>317404559
Don't worry you wouldn't hook up irl either :^)
>>317404567
millennials don't know what XP is
>>317404559
>My Emma got stolen away by a guy name Mike.
>Most of the characters were away most of the time.
>Travis dad died.
>>317404559
There you go. Guess we're not the target audience of OP's little interactive man-diary. Go figure.
>>317404654
I'm sure some of them do. The white trash at least.
What are the screen names that unlock shit?
>>317398943
Is this a sneak peek to 2016?
>>317403173
At a certain point I realized that I've been doing it subconsciously with people I don't care about, now I do it deliberately and I'm able to recognize when somebody is doing it to me
The problem is it forces you to be interested in people from high school and stupid drama shit that people can't get over.
This game is pretty shit
i am glad i didn't paid money for this garbage
>You're my best friend
>delete
>You're one of my best friends
Yowch, there it is.
>>317404943
You just don't get it maaaaan.
Feelings
Highschool is a serious thing
Those problems matter
Cling with me
CLING
>>317405112
Same here. I don't know why this dipshit even bothered putting the name your price portal thing up in the first place.
>>317405180
>mfw I saw this post in my dream.
DE JA FUCKING VU.
>>317405410
DEJA VU
>>317405242
Go away Opie.
>meet with Emily as friends
>be honest with Emma
>she leaves because she has never been ok with that even though three years passed
k, let's reset to chap 3
>tell Emily it wouldn't be a good idea
>she calls me a shit friend
>Emma still leaves because "I never made a move"
Fucking bullshit. The only thing good in this is Travis' slow descend into madness. Poor fucker.
How do you make Travis Emily's boyfriend instead of Brad? By not going to the party?
How do you make Emma kek you for Mike?
Is there a fucking ending where I get with Emma?
Windows XP aesthetic is now considered "retro"
>>317405754
I want to fuck Emma. She's Sweet, Funny, and Hot. I HATE THIS SHIT
>>317404654
Milennials are the generation born between the 1980s and 2000, I don't know how they WOULDN'T know what XP is
This game sounds like a shittier version of this.Which is quite an accomplishment.
Glad I was gifted this and I didn't paid for it. Not surprised no one talks about it either. Played it once and uninstalled it right after.
>>317405976
Mike is fucking Emma right now, and there is nothing you can do about it. Kek.
>>317406021
Is this the game where everything you do doesn't even matter in the end because the creators fucked themselves in the ass with trying to explain the beginning with the hobo?
>>317405995
millennials are born in the 90s, those born in the 80s are part of gen x. only the ones born early enough in the 90s would remember XP
and they're probably old enough to post here already, disgusting.
Play a better game with a more fulfilling romance.
>>317406205
Not in my story. She was pissed I drunk-fucked Emily and bailed. Oops.
>>317405851
please no I was just using that shit the other day
alsoBased windows XP is best OS
>>317406341
>>>/kotaku/
>>317373880
and now IM sad because I miss my good buddy xp
sorry i'm late to the thread
what game is this OP? >>317373880
>>317406323
>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to the early 2000s.
>>317406323
Are you retarded?
>>317406485
So it's subjective.
I'd say '85 is the earliest you could go.
>>317406269
Yup, that one.
And it also puts you into dumb situations and tries to 'judge' your actions in near the end trying to be all moral about it when none of your actions matter. Only what you do near the very end has the most radical effects towards the ending. Anything prior is arbitrary and worthless..
>>317406821
>Dunno if I like Coldplay, haven't listened to 'em
>EMILY WILL REMEMBER THIS
>>317406392
She bailed right onto Mike's peckah.
>>317405754
No, the main character is a betafag who is doomed to die alone. Just like most of /v/. Sorry, anon.
I played it and didn't liked it very much, is it any better if I try different choices?
>>317407559
I wouldn't call them 'different' choices
I got to 2006 and the game ended abruptly with he being a moody bitch. wtf?
Why is this game getting so much controversy from 4chan?
Is it because it bonds with you on a deep level?
Is it because you lived through this MC's situation before?
>>317407750
goodbye
>>317407764
Literally living it right now. That said I'm not as much of a fucking kek that I don't say the things I mean to say to the chick like the dumbass mc does especially in that last fucking year.Also I already have a side gf, I just don't really love her
>>317407764
Its a simple game but growing apart from someone you used to be really close to is probably something everyone of us has gone through, and it being done through chat messenger is even more close to home.
That being said, Emily is a cunt and Emma doesn't care who she is with as long as they have a dick between their legs.
>>317408067
>She went for Mike.
>>317385290
So the moral of the story is, being the right person is what gets you success, not your choices.
Clingy bitch simulator 2015
If the devs reading this, expand it so that we can play as emily too.
This game is alright.
>>317408375
That is flawed as fuck thinking.
>>317373880
what game senpai
>>317408738Now name yourself faggot in the game
>>317408886
I'm just trying to get on the same distorted wavelength and logic that the game is trying to convey
>>317375689
About fucking time. Jesus Christ.
>>317409016
I'm not playing myself dude, i'm playing as some autist who can't talk to women
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>317406341
objectively better
>not romancing an AI
>>317406410
Just because the author is a tranny, doesn't make this a bad VN?
>>317373880
what game OP?
Did people really put shitty blink 182 & Coldplay quotes in their profiles like they're some kind of profound text?
MILLENNIALS ARE THE GREATEST
>>317409224
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>317380151
Yeah that about sums it up. Pretty heartbreaking.
Shitty, awful game though. None of your choices change anything. I get that that is the point, but that doesn't make it any less boring.
>invite Emily to the dorm
>end up fucking her
>"Did you know that was going to happen? I feel weird about us now!"
>try again
>just have a good time, no alcohol or sex
>"Why didn't you try anything? I really needed you then. I feel weird about us now!"
FUCK YOU,every goddamn female I've ever known
>>317406341
Fuck off Christopher Love.
>>317409224
>TIMELESS TIER
the matrix, finding nemo
>SHIT TIER
everything else
>constantly pester a girl on AIM in junior high
>she actually told me her dad worked for aol
KEKED AGAIN.
WHY AM I SIMULATING MY REAL LIFE.
>>317409803
So is that two different people or the same person?
>>317379618
>herp derp frogshit frogshit hurr
Cool story faggot.
What the fuck is this game?
>I wouldn't treat you like that.
*tips*
>>317380024
Of course, this sort of game attracts memeposting feelshitters.
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT.
>>317410492
>Not picking Mean Girls
So not fetch
>>317410492
wats the avatars from 2002?
>IM's are literally dead
>Everyone only uses social media now, and the occassionall friend on steam
>Never have that list of people who you could see when they were online and at their computer, rather than try to bother on their phone
>Down to 2-3 holdouts on my IM-list
feels bad man.
goty.
Emily is a needy buzzkill cunt and thank fuck she's away.
>>317409601
Yeah, that's kinda the point. Whatever you do, chicks like that will be retarded. I've known quite the few "emilies" and the game really brought back some unpleasant memories.
My current girlfriend was like that for a while. Thankfully she stopped acting like a "gurl" and now we are together.
>>317410764
g2b cp
Holy fuck, that hit like a freight train.
Shitty game aside, it's pretty accurate when I compare it to my AIM days. One day girls are all
>hey anon! haha! what you doing?!
Then suddenly one day it's short passive aggressive answers for some reason like you've done something wrong.
game?
>>317411078
>Not black text on that red background
>>317411315
Pms. All of them have it. Those that care will try to not let it out on you.
>>317411078
>That feel when you hit wall when you're trying to talk with someone on their feelings and troubles and you don't know what to say.
>>317410269
if you actually pick 1 he backspaces and says
>you shouldn't be treated like that
this game is almost as bad as [Glass Him]
>>317411078
was seeing her this weekend part of your plan?
This game is nothing more than an excuse to dump your entire sadfrog and feelsface folders.
Here's my advance reply to everyone who'll do it: "Dumb frogposters and dumb feelposters."
>>317411526
>that feel when its all of them all the time
its some new trope going around, The Magical Normie, has all the wisdom for your problems
>>317404336
why can't the point be the friendship with your friend can go the direction you want it to go? the way the choices make it feels kinda artificial.
>No option to disregard bitches and join Mike as co founder of a engineering enterprise.
0/10
I keep friendzoning the bitch and she keeps coming back for more fuck off you thirsty whore
>>317411078
the fact I could never be in this kinda situation now at the age I am hits me more then anything.
>>317412215
What do you mean? That you can't experience an awkward teen pseudoromantic relationship? If that's the case friend, you didn't miss out on anything good.
>indie pixel
>chat simulator
>teen setting
>relationship garbage
why this
why any of this
at least it's free but why bother with any of this
>>317412215
>>317412424
yeah you can just play this if you want to experience it. It really feels just that empty, awkward, and shitty. Except you waste actual years instead of 40 minutes
>start typing "you're my best fri"
>deletes it
>"you're one of my best friends"
Oh man.
>>317412541
Gave me a shit ton of nostalgia. Even put on a bit of Metallica because of it. Haven't listened to them in years. Was good enough for what it was.
>>317412541
Because this board is mostly shitposting feel fags regretting their teenage years in their late 20s for some stupid reason.
So how "well" is this going to go? I feel like it's not even going to matter.
>>317412854
She's going to be a retard and blame you for it.
>>317412854
your gonna make it brah, just be yourself
>>317412854
shit I remember I got a bootleg copy of Finding Nemo from Korea before it was out in stores. felt like the coolest fuck in school.
>>317412854
doesn't matter either way. Say yes, she'll come, possibly fuck, and Emma will leave because you fucked Emily/feels akward about spending time with a friend, say no and she will call you a shit friend and Emma will leave because you're a pussy beta
This game makes me want to fire up AIMany anons want to chat?
>>317413086
is it actually any better then Skype or is it just marketing?
>>317412979
>>317413067
I was basing this off an actual situation where I was a faggot and basically did the same thing and shot her down. But then I did get the "Emma" version. Meh. Women + pretty shitty game.
>>317413086
>still remember old login details
Do I dare?
>>317413445
I'm onlineTheRatiocination
Apparently to register a new name you need to use your cellphone number.
I'm juggling women, is this game letting me be alpha yet?
Fuck this game.
>>317400618
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE A MOVE BACK THEN EVEN THOUGH I LIKED YOU A LOT AND CAME ALL THE WAY TO VISIT YOU
Holy shit this, except for the "and came all the way to visit you". Said verbatim by the girl in question. Way too accurate. That said, I did act like an autist sperg and just randomly went to her flat, rang her doorbell and told her I liked her.
>>317413568
>oh what about your plans with emma? TEE HEE i just now remembered that you told me that 2 minutes ago1
in hindsight emily was kind of a bitch. both the game one and real one
>>317413572
topkek soon fellow e-merly
This hits too close to heart.
>>317401181
>Why can't girls be decent fucking humans and do it themselves for oncebecause you didn't do it either
is the AIM account emerly35 taken irl?
>tfw love the thrill of getting into a relationship
>tfw get completely uninterested once I'm in it
Is this normal?
>end where your responses are auto deleted
fuck this game
I wonder if this shit is based off of something the dev went through IRL
How do I get her to love me?
CRAAAWLING
IIIN MYYY SKIIIN
>>317414227
I think its because of human nature. When it comes to needs and wants, Our need for intimacy and love is fulfilled, so then we get over it and go to our next need. Once that need is gone again we require it again in an endless cycle.
>>317414227
Yep. I like the challenge and the social playing and such, but once I'm a couple of months in I'm bored off my ass. The only one I actually miss is my first relation, but I guess that's a normal thing.
>>317414350
>hows it shaking
Ugh
>there are people ITT who still say that
>>317373880
>le tumblr sjw meme game
Fuck off OP
>>317373880
what game?
>>317414460
There are worse people out there.
>>317414460
How's it shaking, Anon?
>>317414460
I say "what's shaking" but "how's it shaking" just sounds weird.
>tfw lived an unremarkable teen-life free from this sort of thing
>at most had one tame long-distance relationship that ended on the mutual agreement that we both got bored
>tfw cannot for the life of me sympathize with the shit you people are FEELsing about
It is a good feel.
Pic related. This is you. Not me this time. All you.
>tfw playing this game not giving a single fuck about emily
>things go well until the last year
>things are so weird between us
Girls are fucking weird
>>317414460
>hows it shaking
>sup
>HEEEEEYYYYYyyyyy
Literal cancer.
>>317414227
Perfectly normal, friend. Its called content. Don't be a retard and mistake happiness for boredom.
>>317414460
What's shakin' bacon
>>317414273
Considering that most of us went through something similar to that, it wouldn't be surprising.
>>317413560
anon pls.
>>317414273
>I wonder if this shit is based off of something the dev went through IRL
Yeah, middle school to high school "romance"
>>317373880
just completed a playthrough. i didn't realize i was supposed to like emily, i just thought of her as a friend the entire game and i guess that got me the bad ending. also it implies emma was a love interest even though i strictly said she was a friend
fucking game, i went to business school so i can get money not to deal with women
>>317414651
this is me literally every night in bed
>384/72/164
>a teenage chat simulator
I'm not even disgusted just fucking surprised. Carry on.
>>317412656
>I care about you
>I care-
>There are a lot of people who care about you
GOODBYE
Her name was Amber and she was amazing.
We'd chat a lot, both live and online. We'd call each other 'dear' and she'd send me those flash cats that dance on your taskbar.
I never make the move, tho. Too scared, too... insecure. How a girl like that could ever find me attractive was beyond me.
One day she just sits down right next to me on a bench.
"Do you... believe in love?", she asks with this weirdly serious look in her eyes.
"I'm a man of science, dear. Love's just a stream of electrons running through our brains."
We never talked again.
I would kick my past self in the teeth so hard.
>>317415180
Choosing the borat icon
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>317414681
but half life 2 wasn't even out yet
>>317415180
I should have gone to the party
>>317415180
FUCK THIS GAME IS LETERALLY KEKKING ME
>>317415180
Fuck this game
>>317414979
This. Emily and I have a good friendship, then she gets all moody and crazy while the protagonist starts dropping spaghetti all over. I just wanted to hang out with my friends man.
>>317415114
4chan is mostly full of reject nrormies. People that got very close to fitting in with normal society if one or two things were different but got completely rejected because of slight abnormalities. Not normal enough to fit in, but not far gone enough to not lament that fact sometimes.
>>317415393
>4chan is mostly full of [...] people that got very close to fitting in with normal society if one or two things were different but got completely rejected because of slight abnormalities
I think this is one of the best summaries of our nice community here.
>>317415393
It takes one to know one. But you're right.
>>317415264
im sorry I really am. BUT IM STILL LAUGHING
>>317415573
>I think this is one of the best summaries of our nice community here
your post is as unoriginal as his
>>317415264
how old were you
>>317415760
17.
>>317415264
lol
>>317415264
This is fucking amazing.
>>317415264
Holy fucking shit
>>317415180
I could have been playing Fallout 4 and regretted it less. Sigh.
I just wish we could talk to other characters.
ExciteMike sounds like a rad dude.
>>317379880
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
>>317415329
It's supossed to be you pussing out on actual conversation. My God, fuck this game.
>>317416103
>usernames referencing other indie games
I saw H3rst0ry and Ci8el3
>>317400618
FUUUCK YOUUUUUU TATIANA !!! HOW THE FUCK DID I SUPPOSE TO KNOW !!!
10 fucking years after, I loved her, but she never ... fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>>317416076
Well, unlike FO4 its worth every penny.
>>317416234
Yeah, I know. But Kellogg doesn't puss out.
>>317401181
>Why can't girls be decent fucking humans and do it themselves for once?
>tfw my 1st and only crush did this for 3 years but I was too stupid to notice
>THAT FUCKING FEEL WHENshe got married at 18 with a fucking wetback and is having his fucking kid
Why god?
Why do fucking Mexicans always have to either backstab me or find a way to fuck me over?
>>317415264
pic related this is Amber
>>317416421
Looks like Cher.
>>317415264
/v/ never disappoints
>>317416076
>regretted it less
I'm not so sure, Anon.
>picking through the options
>all fairly generic pre-teen simulation
>get to this
What, all it said was "going to a show"
Now I know this bitch will start hating me because I mentioned another female.
Well that was depressing.
Man, fuck this game, going near the end I stopped to look at my messed-up College room. It's almost the end of my first semester of College and all the human interaction-related plans I have this saturday night are to meet up with a project partner and work. I-is it too late for change? Fucking help me anyone, I'm so stupid I probably won't do a thing.
>>317400618
lol, and remember that women and SJWs in general want men to believe that the best way to find true love is always be respectful of boundries and no means no and so forth.
This is why people believe the alpha/beta shit. An "alpha" would've kept trying to make a move even after the girl expressed she didn't have interest...but the way women actually are they would've responded to that and alpha boy would've gotten laid.*
*which would somehow be rape anyway, even if the girl wanted it because the guy didn't respect her earlier lack of interest
"you're one of my best friends"
dropped instantly
>don't go to the party
>don't let her come visit
Fuck this normie shit, leave me alone with Emma, bitch.
>>317416708
>my first semester at college
I'm on my last semester and I barely hang out with people.
Doesn't really bother me.
Just don't kill yourself working too hard and do what you wanna do and you'll be fine.
>offers to bring her own alcohol
The universal tell-tale sign of "I'm looking to get fucked.".
Anyone else listening to The Killers right now?
>>317414741
I wanted to post that :(
Anyways, what's cookin', good-lookin'?
>>317415264
>"I'm a man of science, dear. Love's just a stream of electrons running through our brains."
I don't remember what this gif is but my gut tells me it's appropriate.
>>317417192
SOMEBODY TOLD ME
>>317417072
I am now starting to realize the extent of my social ineptitude when people on a fucking anonymous chinese cartoon board can educate me on when grills want to get fucked. I'm so dense I legitimately would've thought that this girl just likes to get shitfaced.
>>317417072
But she's a woman and can't be held responsible for the stupid shit she does while drunk, right?
>>317417246
WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG
>>317398881
lol this happened to me the other day
i was chatting up this one girl and then in the same class started chatting up another one
suddenly the first girl started acting so bitchy
>>317417215
Yeah, it's the exact same face I make when I randomly remember that incident.
>>317400618
>tfw your first crush finished law school, married a pretty weird guy and moved to Paris
It hurts every time I speak to her because I think she also liked me back then. I can talk to girls and make them laugh but somehow I can't be romantic at all. I'm a coward.
>>317415264
owned faggot
>>317417192
I'M MISTER BRIIIIIIGHT SIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE
SHE'S CALLING A CAB
AND MY STOMACH IS SICK
AND IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
BUT SHE'S TOUCHING HISCHEST
>>317415264
im not laughing at you. im laughing with you. with women i've grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory more than once
>>317406323
XP was the most common Windows OS until at least 2009 or 2010, so anyone born in the early 2000s or earlier will probably remember it. you'd basically have to be in elementary school today to not know what it is.
>>317408738
>that fucking font color.
holy shit anon
>>317416708
>I-is it too late for change? Fucking help me anyone, I'm so stupid I probably won't do a thing.
You crave for attention like that?
There is no problem in being a loner, if you like it. During my years of college I never talked with anyone besides for project work.
>often minimize the game to check some threads on 4chan
>the game does not simmulate passage of time
A shame. Would be nice if Emily started texting things of the "plz respond" kind.
>>317413945
Because if a guy asks someone out it's creepy.
If a girl does it it's cute.
>>317417629
>Because if a guy asks someone out it's creepy.
It's only creepy if the guy in question is creepy.
>be a pretentious hipster writer
>decide to make a visual novel
>write it from the perspective of a beta kek sitting at home hoping the girl he likes will IM him on AIM
>the player gets to listen to the girl he likes complain about her boyfriend fucking her in the ass too hard and it was basically rape, followed by the next level being her talking about how she got SO DRUNK alone that she accidentally gave herself a swirly in the toilet bowl, and the final scene is getting an IM from Emily's boyfriend calling you a pathetic kek faggot desu sempai lol bitch why don't you just get off the internet ha ha holy shit what a looser
>it hits everybody in the feels since it just described their juvenile teenage years and becomes a beloved game
>become an e-celeb and hang out with Gaben and Notch
>FUCK YOU EMILY
>>317417767
This. Girls are more than happy to indulge literally anything if a guy is hot and charismatic.
>emily35 is deleting
>>317417192
THE STAR MAKER SAYS IT AINT SO BAD
THE DREAM MAKER IS GONNA MAKE YOU MAD
THE SPACEMAN SAYS EVERYBODY LOOK DOWN
>>317417920
AND THE PUBLIC DON'T WELL ON MY TRANSMISSION
'CAUSE IT WASN'T TELEVISEDMy favorite Killers song.
>>317416985
>barely have friends, besides class partners and people who play Smash
>literally no one to hang out with at weekends
>used to get invited to parties every weekend, but always pussed out, now I don't get invited at all
>grades are shit because I don't study at all
>got the first zeros from tests of my academic life on Physics and Math
>don't work on my self-projects
>don't even play videogames anymore, just browse 4chan all day long
>I eat my week's money on food all the time
>>317417484
I like being social, talking to people, doing non-geeky stuff for days, etc. I even think I'm good at meeting new people and stuff, but they never keep in touch for some reason, it's probably because sooner or later they realize I'm a boring as hell insecure guy. That's when I crawl back to my cave.
Cool game, too bad you can't be a NEET and not finish collage though.
>>317415393
so I am not alone
>>317416708
Does your college have a lounge or other area for just hanging out? Go there. Talk to people there. Join clubs and talk to people therejust talk to people dummy it's only hard the first time
>>317417420
Funny enough, I had a very odd relationship with this one chick. She's was either extremely pleasant or passive aggressive. Didn't give it much thought, because I wasn't attracted to her anyway.
One day I got a shitload of missed calls from an unidentified number and messages requesting me to "meet up". Naturally I ignored it. 3 days later she went to Paris and got married.
>>317415264
I don't even blame you. Sounds like something I'd have said.
>>317418092
Maybe you should talk to someone about that anon.
Someone you can trust.
In my experience it doesn't help to treat yourself like bologna and throwing yourself over and over at people and seeing what sticks. You gotta just find that one or two people who click pretty quick, establish some camaraderie. I've made no new friends in college but I still talk to the same group of dudes I did in high school so it hasn't bothered me really. Just do what makes you happy
>tfw can't relate to any of this
>>317418092
>I even think I'm good at meeting new people and stuff, but they never keep in touch for some reason
Because they don't know you. If they knew how cool you are they would keep in touch.
Would you rather talk with your best friend or that strange kid that spoke with you and gave you his number last week?
>>317418036I really like the Day & Age album.
I'm in a situation.
There's this girl in one of my classes. Due to some happenings at random she ended up in my group to do the final project, which involved acting.Not an artfag before you say. We're forced to take an art course to further "educate" ourselves.I got a part where I had to be caring and toward her, which just worsened the thing.
Being the useless nerd I am, I have zero experience with women. Quite literally nothing, jack diddily shit. On top of that, my speech is absolutely fucking atrocious, even with just regular strangers and even some close friends.
I figured I have to learn sooner or later, but I'm in a perpetual fear to rejection that I actually never follow through.
At this point I don't know what to do. The class is pretty much over, and best case scenario I see her one more day and that's it. Do I risk my self-confidence and ego and try, or just let it go just as I've done for many years?I don't consider myself bad looking, just unprepared and naive as fuck in the real world. You know, the REAL world. If I at least had some semblance of skill to be a smooth talker I'd probably have a chance. In reality though? I'm pretty much fucked.
>Emily's spelling and grammar improves over the years
>yours remains the same
>tfw you don't live in the past
I'm sorry for those who do, keep fighting.
>a videogame designed to remind me of the old days when I had friends
T-thanks...
>>317418427
In this occasion, I'm talking about college freshmen I-don't-know-anyone kind of stuff.
As a guy who cried at the end of Walking Dead season 1, how is this game giving you all these feelings? It's not doing anything for me.
>>317418636
if you're interested, try and judge if she's even the least bit interested, then just invite her to coffee or something.
Shit ain't that hard. The key is to not just blindly ask and have no idea of what to expect, you should be able to gauge interest based on her responses in conversation
>>317418373
>>317413643
noooo same random picture. my friends told me I should stop going to 4chan or I would end up like you guys... it fucking happened
>>317418636
Just try it. Think like that: You already have a 'no', it can't get worse, only better if she says 'yes'.
>>317418636
>I don't consider myself bad looking, just unprepared and naive as fuck in the real world.
I don't care. Just talk to her.
I hate the faggots that keep spouting shit about being sad about girls here, specially in threads like these, so you should just talk to her instead of becoming one of those fags here.
>>317415264
hahahaha holy shit
Played it for 99 minutes.
>>317418389
Me neither. I never had some weird on/off relationship or complex feelings for some girl I knew in real life or online. I've been in relationships before but they were never like this autistic drama-filled AIM chat game. I never was a beta orbiter/shoulder to cry on. Not that I think it's an accomplishment, it's just not something I ever found myself doing.
>>317418636
JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
JUST
DO IT
>>317418636
You really shouldn't get stressed out about shit like that. Ask her out or something. Worst case scenario, the two of you are not compatible. Best case - you find a life long partner.
I know its cheesy as fuck, but better to regret the things that you did than those that you didn't do.
>>317419008
Not just say hi, but say you want to fuck her
>>317417420
You are not alone my friend.
>>317417420
>It hurts every time I speak to her
Why talk to her then?
I still use WinXP
>>317418636
Maybe just kill yourself, it's the easiest way out
>>317409512
Yes.
>>317419354
my dad recently was using it until it wouldnt let him open his emails, on aol, anymore
something about an outdated certificate
>>317419285
Like a lot of guys ITT, he's probably a clingy autist who doesn't have the awareness understand their feelings of attraction and affection can be replicated if they just talk try meeting other people.
literal meme game
>>317373880
What a waste of time that was.
I've even gone through a situation like that before, but christ, 5 years.
Emily acts like a bitch whenever she doesn't want to bone you.
And you can't just say "fuck you" and walk away
>>317418802
you weren't there anon, this game made me fire up my fucking ICQ after 13 years, reading a fucking time capsule. decided to send "hey" to my first gf we broke up on a shit circumstance of distance but were still in love. fuck it all, I doubt she still uses ICQ.
>>317419506
Or if they masturbate
>>317409512
>Millenials
People should stop saying that stupid shit. It's not like our generation, of the generation before was great.The only great generation was when music and composition were in an all time high
Back in 2002-2006 I was too busy playingrunescapes
>>317419594
LOL, this.
>>317415264
let me guess, she married some regular guy and has some kids now.
>>317409512
your taste still lingers on my lips like I just placed them upon yours and I starve
I starve for you
>>317415702
still salty after all these years anon...
>>317419285
It's not like I talk to her regularly, we've pretty much lost touch. She used to study at the same university as I did though, so I used to meet her occasionally. I only spoke to her once after she moved to Paris and that's because I needed to ask her something.
>>317415393
>4chan is full of failed normies
>at that time frame, the average 4chan goer had a GameCube, without a doubt the weirdo's console
>all the chads had PS2s and Xboxes while the nerds had WoW and Starcraft on PC
>feeling unwanted by the normies, most of /v/ games on PC instead of console
>the failed normies overtook the nerds, making PC into a console with poorly optimized ports and ports of decade old Japanese games
It all makes sense.
>>317400618
>>Then you're like 'oh remember that time we spent an afternoon watching movies in your room, I really liked you then and was ready for you to make a move but you never did
jesus christ too real
>>317418823
Hard to do when you don't really have a point of reference. Without one there's always that looming feeling that you'll get rejected. It's a goddamn vicious circle that only I can break.
>>317418871
I know it can't get worse. On the other hand, the amount of embarrassment I'll get if it goes terribly wrong would probably haunt me for years to come.
>>317418906
Wow man, it's like there are people that didn't get all the good genes. Some are born with charisma, some are not. I happened to fall into the extreme cases of the latter.
>>317419035
That's one of my motives to go ahead. There's a saying that I don't know if it translates well to english but goes something like "the worst try is the one that isn't even made". I don't know if I could be missing out big time years from now because I pussied out out of fear.
>>317418250
i still feel alone
>>317415180
this, literally happened to me 2 weeks ago, I could taste the dry of the conversations day to day with this girl. how depressing can I be?.
>>317392952
>a game built entirely around MSN ERP
>>317409512
I usually used Linkin Park quotes on my MSN Messenger. Sometimes I'd get the lyrics wrong too, because I was a retard.
>>317419771
Not to my knowledge, no. But I wouldn't be surprised.
Haven't talked to any of her friends recently. And since she doesn't have a Facebook account, it's hard to get regular updates on her life.
I do know she, for whatever stupid reason, chose to attend a third-rate college and majored in something absolutely irrelevant, something to do with... designing magazine pages?..
It's weird, she was always a straight-A student, she could've gone places.
No, fuck this. This shit hits way too close to home.I told her how I felt recently, and she said she doesn't feel the same way, but she's happy to remain friends.At the same time, she's in a polygamy relationship with two guys, and she's even hoping to sleep with a third guy that's married.Am I really that horrible of a person that she doesn't want to add me to her harem? Should I just end it all?
>>317419965
>don't have a point of reference
You're telling me you can't initiate a conversation with her and then do mild flirting and see if she responds to that or not?
Jesus christ anon it's not that hard. Just have a conversation with her. If she just keeps looking at her phone it's a no, if she actually participates in conversation, making it look like she cares at all, you probably have a shot.
>>317419965
>Some are born with charisma, some are not. I happened to fall into the extreme cases of the latter.
Then, if you are such a big failure of nature, end yourself.
You're not going to improve by talking to anonymous dorks that never touched girls in their life.
>>317409512
>tfw Simple Plan quotes on my profile
I'm glad all the records from that time were erased.
what a fucking psycho
>>317420296
>At the same time, she's in a polygamy relationship with two guys, and she's even hoping to sleep with a third guy that's married.
Sounds like a complete whore.
She probably just doesn't find you attractive.
Try going for uglier girls. I did, and I'm semi-happy right now.
>play game
>nothing happens
>emily was away by kyle
whats so sad about it
>>317420296
Why are you friends with such a disgusting slut?
You should respect yourself more, otherwise you'll end up unwanted by even such human trash.
>Never been in a relationship, junior year in high school
>Somehow manage to get into a LDR with a grill
>She's average looking but has a really qt personality
>Talk everyday over skype for months
>She breaks up with me 6 months into it
>Spend the next 3 years being single and not even trying to date, busy getting life together and in the back of my mind still believing one day we'd get back together, and we chat occasionally
>End of freshman year at college realize I've been a complete retard and she probably hasn't thought about me at all in that time and I have been denying myself any chance at a real relationship and real happiness
>Literally the week I wake the fuck up and come to terms with things, she writes me a huge fucking email
>Open it not even recognizing the address at first, sight read for a split second, catching a few lines like "biggest regret" and "sorry" and "miss"
Brehs...
>Emily goes from emoticons, Coldplay and exclamation marks to good grammar and zero humor while friendzoning you hard
>the exact same thing happened to me
>>317420296
Holy shit anon, do you want to become a kek?
Get away from this bitch.
>>317409512
If a great wave shall fall
It'd fall upon us all
And between the sand and stone
Could you make it on your own?
>All the depressed Anons in here
Jesus Christ is it really that much of a home hitter? I just used AIM to chat to my Ragnarok Online priv server (kek) buddies.
>>317415264
oh anon...
>>317420296
>Am I really that horrible of a person that she doesn't want to add me to her harem?
>>317420526
She got kicked out of whatever Chad she was living with's place.
Now she's emailing you while the cum's still dripping out of her used up roastie so she can get some free sympathy.
Just ignore her, she's just trying to use you.
>>317420650
no, it's not.
it only hits close to home to people who dont have any idea how to talk to people
>>317420324
No anon, it might be easy for you but it isn't for me. I'm not trying to play the "boohoo im a dumb boy pls help". I have a hard time coordinating my thoughts so they're not fuck-awful retarded when speaking to a girl I like.
>>317420341
Sometimes it's a bit of a relief to let it all out. I wasn't really expecting good advice from this place, even though I got some relatively serious replies. I know with enough time I could be natural when speaking, but the beginning when you know nothing about the other person is what fucks me over.
I tried typing this but apparently its too long to post.
http://pastebin.com/uMdRVPbF
What's the perfect song to have playing in the background while playing this 'game'?
Also, you have just lost the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0
>>317420837
well good luck to you then anon.
The only way to get good is to practice.
>having to hit keys to make your faggot type
undertale tumblr crap
thanks underage shitposters
>>317398979
>THEY'RE SHIT I HATE THEM
>game tells you emily will remember that
>emily is typing...
>emily is deleting...
PANIC
>>317420978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetdsdccDcg
>>317420978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvzHyHgc4lA
>>317420868
You just had a rotten one as your first.
There are nicer girls out there.
>>317419965
> I don't know if I could be missing out big time years from now because I pussied out out of fear.
Just don't think of it as some sort of massive extremely important endeavor, because its not. Pressure doesn't help, neither does glorifying the other person. Thats why I said "not compatible" as opposed to "you fucking up". Her shit smells as much as yours.
Relax, and let whatever may happen happen. If she declines, fuck her, not worth your time anyway.
Thread is going to 404 soon, so have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
And be safe.
>>317420837
>the beginning when you know nothing about the other person is what fucks me over.
Well, you praticed enough today by talking with people you know nothing about.
You don't have to talk about what she likes or what about you like, just talk about your college project or work whatever you do together with her.
>Emily will remember you like Coldplay
SHE REMEMBERS THE REAL IMPORTANT STUFF
>>317420768
I didn't contact her back (this was a while ago). But it was a weird sensation. To have something you wanted so badly, then decided you were better off without it, and then to have it show up unexpectedly right after. I don't know if I dodged a bullet or threw away my a chance at happiness.
>>317421042
But it's immersive.
>c.uck general
Fuck off to /vg/ faggots
Time to Front Porch Step this thread up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p943gvkLEkU
>>317421248
How did that even play into any ending?
The "game" is garbage, at least they didn't charge for this garbage.
>hanging out with friend's younger brother who just started high school
>he asks me for relationship advice
>tfw debated internally for like an hour whether or not to tell him there's a good chance he'll date a psycho, manipulative slut who breaks his heart
in the end, i just told him to pay attention to song lyrics that are about relationships e.g. shot through the heart, some guys have all the luck, etc.
because they talk about relationships in ways grownups won't explain to you
> "is this it for us" changes to " how's the weather there"
>next option is goodbye
;_;
Last for Emily is a bitch.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD!
>>317415264
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UÅ
wew!, what a day
Uhhh... guys? I think I won?
>>317421660
UÅ???
>>317418636
Anon, read this post, please.
>Do it, fail: EXP gained. Memories gained. Next attempt will have at least a default +1.
>Do it, succeed: What else needs to be said?
>Don't do it: Nothing happens. Just like with dead people. Nothing happens forever.
You're alive, man. Please make some moves. Succeed, fail, it doesn't matter.
>>317421714
>he thinks asking a girl out to a party is the goal
>>317421280
Oh you fool.
Here's how it works. If a guy sends an email to a girl like that which doesn't sound incredibly desperate, he'll get in her pants. Guys only do this to fuck girls by the way.
If a girl does it it's because she wants emotional validation and attention from the whipped mansponge she was stringing along earlier.
People are shit. You made the right choice.
>>317421818
No, dude, she said I'll always be her penis. Instant victory condition.
>>317420526
It's always like that. It's the Universe most cruel joke. Every time you'll think you're finally moving on to better things, some quantum telepathic bullshit will trigger in your brain and alert every girl you've ever knew and you'll get a call/email/text to "catch up ;^)".
Happened 7 times since age 15 for me on all the girls I've ever been with.
>>317417431
NOW HE TAKES OF HERDRESS
NOW
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