Post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>317312657
>getting keked out of a game
He truly is the king of keks.
Anthony Burch is actually a pretty cool guy, not much bad to say about him.
>i have to buy something with my own money
uhhhhh
>>317312657
> it's real
https://mobile.twitter.com/reverendanthony/status/667508081178251264
>>317312890
I'm sure he wouldn't be a terrible person to converse with; but in terms of beliefs; he's a black pit of SJW bullshit.
>>317312657
>>317312657
Did he just call everyone who bought Borderlands 2 a peasant?
>>317312657
Being a cukc is a profession for him.
>mfw
Steam accounts expire?
>>317312657
I don't even know who this kekold is.
>>317312657
>gearbox steam account expired
Fucking what?
>>317312893
he's the sole developer of the borderlands games
>>317312657
>>317312657
PC fags confirmed for being literally Anthony Burch
>Kotaku being fucked over
>I'm not Anthony Burch
>>317313108
he quit/got fired
>Being keked out of his own game
>>317313069
Why has no one tweeted that to him yet?
>>317312657
>anthony burch is such a kek he has to buy his own game
KING KEK
>steam account kekold
oh wow
>>317312657
>>317313253
>be a grill
>meet he-Burch
>for whatever reason, agree to marry him
>he pushes for an open relationship
>won't let it go
>decide to try it out
>things get weird
>he declares he is bisexual
>never actually picks up any men
>decide to call things off
>he mopes on twitter
She made the right call.
>>317312657
>>317313434
haha
>>317313434
Basedgamers
I'm scared I might be Anthony Burch.
How can I make sure I'm not?
>>317313549
Are you a kek?
>>317313549
Check your resume and see if you wrote Borderlands 2 then check your wallet and see if you had to buy Borderlands 2 lately.
>>317313013
Latza you sand nigga
Reminder that Anthony Burch made enough money to move out of his parents house and is a more successful human being than 95% of 4chinners.
>>317313563
>award isn't even sparkly
>>317313509
She even got a WiiU.
>>317313549
Do you have a Wii U?
>getting c.ucked by your own game
Faggot.
>>317313652
At least I have a Wii U.
>>317313652
shut up anthony
>>317313575
I like half life 2 but alyx isn't very three dimensional. What kind of retard hack writer would actually think that.
>>317313549
Wait I have a Wii U.
False alarm.
I want to fuck his sister.
>>317313187
>Kotaku being fucked over
What happened? I'm out of the loop
>>317313652
>this projection
You've got a bull to be prepping, Burch.
tfw not Anthony Burch
>>317313652
I'm 99% sure I make more money than Anthony Burch
>>317313652
You should be really proud of yourself, Anthony. You've come far. Not as far as the big black man who came inside your wife did, but still.
>>317313652
>a more successful human being than 95% of 4chinners.
low bar.
>>317312657
This can't be real, but please let it be real
>>317312657
I feel like this is at least partially a joke referencing Steve Totilo's comments.
>>317312657
post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>317313764
I think her voice acting for Rise in P4: DAN made me want to vomit a few times.
>>317313804
Not for nothing, but most people involved in vidya make chump change.
>>317312869
>le kek meme
This meme isn't funny anymore, either say cuck or just fuck off.
>>317313725
>Still love each other
he actually thinks this
>>317313563
>black cock inbetween him and wife
POTTERY
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>>317313770
They wrote a big article about how Bethesda and Ubisoft don't send them free shit anymore. They're trying to get people to pity them but everyone who isn't a noxious faggot is having a good chuckle at the butthurt.
>>317313870
hes such a cuck
>>317313890
Hence my statement
>>317312657
>hate myself
>dislike who I'm with
>but I've still got my Wii U
>And no one's ever walked out on me
>>317313652
I'm 95% sure that Anthony posts these threads himself because he loves being abused.
>>317312890
tony, get out
>>317313119
what the hell? what game ripped off one of wow's dances?
>>317313770
>Bethesda and Ubisoft blacklisted them a while ago because Kotaku leaked stuff. >They wrote an article about it being all butthurt, claiming they were shut out for telling the truth or something.
>Other devs and youtubers have been sitting on them on Twitter
>>317312657
So he's deprived of his old Steam account as well?
>>317312869
That's not good enough
>Getting keked out of HIS OWN GAME
>>317313889
I don't give a shit about her professional work. Just look at this qt3.14
>>317313652
and yet, despite that, you can still go to bed happy that you're not Anthony Burch.
Ain't life grand.
>>317312657
>>317313575
He seems obsessed with breast sizes.
>>317313852
Nah, Burch wouldn't step out of line like that. He'd be excommunicated for his blasphemy. Saint Anita (peace be upon her) would cast him into the fire.
>>317312657
>Doesn't own a physical copy of a game he was a major part of making
Seriously?
>>317313563
I bet he looks to this often while depressed at how much of a kek he is and looks at it as inspiration
>My wife may be leaving me, but at least Anita is proud of me. I can carry on with this knowledge.
>>317313764
So does Anthony
>>317313770
They posted a tweet saying how Bethesda blacklisted them the past two years, and ubisoft the past year, expecting sympathy, and some dev from bioware jumped on the tweet and told the faggots they deserved it in better words.
>>317314050
Missed the fucking button.
>>317313829
>Davis dies and Anthony still lives.
The world is cruel.
>>317314090
He did, but his wife took it.
>>317313110
Well, then he should just redevelop the whole game by himself to get it for free :^)
>>317313725
>davis is leaving and taking it with her
>2 people like this
heh
>>317313652
I`d rather live with my parents til I`m 60 than be an anthony burch level kek on the internet
>>317314149
It seems that Ryan had the last laugh.
And a better marriage.
>>317313894
cuck got unfiltered?
desu senpai
>>317312983
The problem with vegans is the same problem with these people.
They are literally so boring and flat they have to use their beliefs as a crutch to get people to "like" them.
>>317313652
Dignity>money
>>317313896
I still love my ex-gf and we're still good friends and I'm the one banging other people, that doesn't make me Anthony Burch does it?
>>317314356
That's part of the reason I don't like these social activist types.
They're just so BORING.
I could forgive everything else if they weren't just such bores.
>>317314292
cuck
>>317314440
Do you have a wii u?
>>317314182
>>317314126
He'd have to get in line behind Diaz.
Not that either of them could get pussy if someone died and willed it to them.
>>317314440
Only if she took your Wii U. Also I don't think anyone wants to fuck Anthony Burch.
>>317314292
Good thing. Kek has basically replaced faggot as an insult, it would be dumb to keep it filtered for too long, especially since it was changed to such lame word.
Is Borderlands 2 worth $10 if I can ignore the writing and memes??
It's basically FPS Diablo, right?
>>317314429
underachieving is a sign of below-average intelligence 2bh senpai
>>317314474
I feel the same way. They're so predictable nowadays. It's like reading off of a script when you meet one in real life.
>>317314493
Yeah and it's still in my room and I played it this morning.
>>317314429
Not bi, and not above-average in anything.
>>317314251
You think your parents are immortal, nigger?
>>317312657
>tfe you are Anthony Burch
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm legitimately scared to be Anthony Burch or even Phil Fish...
>>317314251
man, i'd rather been keked than live with my parents until 60, god damn
>>317312657
is he disliked by gearbox dev? If they really close he could just ask them
>>317314616
Chill out mang, I got my own house and my parents are already dead. Just saying, I`d rather be a filthy NEET. I`d at least achieve more in my sex life.
>>317312657
That's a real low margin.My parents told me they would disown me if I was ever kekoldedMy mother specially.
Is it weird I kind of want to fuck Anthony Burch?
He's not gay, he tries really hard to be bi, and it would be essentially rape, but I'd hold him down and just destroy his butthole over and over again until it can't ever close up so he has to wear diapers from being incontinent. He's just super feminine and it turns me on a lot.
Also he's brown so it's his job to serve the white man.
>>317314727
Dude got fired
>>317314429
>Bisexual
why is this assumed?
>>317314506
>>317314474
it's like they have nothing fucking else to talk about
>hey, did you like this movie?
>yeah, it was pretty good, but it was really problematic. I wish that the PoC representation was lsdkfjl zgijpxcgjc vbxclvkbmjlkxgfhlkgjhx
>>317314791
Your parents specifically told you this?
Why?
>>317314837
Because it's the edited bait version.
>>317314632
Things to ask yourself to make sure you're not Anthony Burch:
Am I in a relationship?
Is my sig other banging black dudes?
Am I banging black dudes?
If yes to two or more, you are Anthony Burch.
Things to ask yourself if you think you're Phil Fish:
Did I make a mediocre game and use it as my pillar of intelligence?
Did I criticize others in my field and brazenly proclaim them to be lesser thans?
Are you from Canada?
Again, two of three means you are, in fact, Phil Fish.
>>317314009
Depends on how they got the info. If it was shit Kotaku researched on their own, then the dev houses are dicking them for no good reason.
If Kotaku broke NDAs, then fuck 'em. I work in a different industry but embargoes are there for a reason.
>>317314429
>Bisexual
>Non-religious
Do I look like a degenerate to you?
>Go into my livingroom
>Break into a cold sweat when I don't see a WiiU
>Check my search history for interracial bdsm kekold porn
>Take the gun away from my temple and breath sweet relief when I realize I am not anthony burch
Realizing I am not Anthony Burch stops me from killing myself every day.
>>317313575
Fuck sake, I love me some Daria but my 'tism is tainting it knowing this motherfucker loves it too.
>>317314901
Becauseif his bitch keked him it'd be obvious of a clear lack of confidence and wisdom, considering he picked a bitch that would cheat on him and he'd be physically upset by it.
>>317313998
>wow's dances
>implying vanquish didn't do it first
>>317312657
>>317312657
Kek
>>317314791
Why would your parents say that? Were they cuc.ked before?
>>317314928
Two or more of those things means you are a failure, being an Anthony Burch is much worse.
>>317314581
Can't say desu senpai baka. They do it for free.
>>317314928
> answer at least two in each category
> you're now Phil Burch
>>317313434
>N-nuuuh but, saying "nigger" ironically isn't racist, it's not! I'm not a racist, I'm Burch!
>>317314791
Buddy, sounds like your parents had some interesting history, consider a dna test.
>>317314474
>>317314857
>Hey man, wanna play some super mario world?
>Sorry anon, I would but that game is a little too problematic. It's depictions of women are vile and there aren't enough people of color in it.
>O-okay
I couldn't imagine being friends with one of these people.
>>317312657
>>317315131
Good. Fuck off back to twitter if you can't live without that shit.
>>317314901
That anon is a lying faggot. His parents are dead.
>>317313434
Hahahah. Stupid retarded nigger.
>post yfw you are anthony burch
>>317312890
>>317315120
Kek can't even type kek.
>>317314581
Ha, it still hasn't been unfiltered you dumb kek
>>317314686
Whenever people say this shit I feel bad for them. I'm 24 and just bought a house after living with my parents for a year after getting out of the Army. My parents were complete bro-tier. I still go to brunch with them every Sunday, watch football at the bar with them, and even play gamesover PSNwith my dad.
It must have been horrible for you people, growing up feeling unloved.
>>317313434
>whatever year this is
>not understanding the use-mention distinction
>>317314251
>I`d rather live with my parents til I`m 60 than be an anthony burch
Shit, I honestly can't argue with that.
>getting laid with girls that have boyfriends
Who is the kek there, me, she, or the boyfriends?
I just want to get my dick wet famu
>>317314901
Because both of them taught me that being a beta kek (not in their exact words) is the same as being dead on the inside.
>>317314356
>>317314474
>>317315276
>>317315198
One of my childhood friends became a social justice warrior after he started working in San Fran.
I told him that we're not friends anymore, but it's okay, he's been replaced by a pair of cool black guys that I play Street Fighter with. Then I texted him DIVERSITY.
>>317315149
a fate worse than death, anon
>>317313894
testan
kek
>>317314141
Ugly goblin. She's like a browner Sarah Silverman.
>>317312657
>have to pay money like a peasant
>equating all people who buy games as peasants
I would be a peasant any time of the day, any time of the year, any time in this and any other universe as long as I know for a fact that I am not Anthony Burch
>>317314429
>Above average
>intellegence
This is a funni jok right?
>>317314928
>Not in relationship
>Have no sister, my brother is in couple with white woman, have job, a house but he is ideological neutral because very pragmatism
>Not into men because I'm straight
>Didn't make any game (for now), but would never use it as my pillar of intelligence because I just like video game and don't need to justify it
>I didn't criticize the others in my field (except the Gamergate but never openly because don't want trouble from any side)
>I'm from Canada (Quebec to be exact)
What is the result, doctor?
>>317315509
>>317315509
>a browner Sarah Silverman.
>implying that's bad
>>317312657
>>317315475
Did it start interfering with your friendship? Story time pls
>>317315548
Not Anthony Burch but almost a Phil Fish. Step carefully anon.
>>317315571
I'm not implying it. I'm outright stating she's disgusting.
>>317314946
Yes
>>317315429
top kek
So beta that he even gets keked by vidya gaems
>>317314429
>above average intelligence but underachiever
I know this image is a joke, but that still gets me
>>317312657
>>317315548
Not Burched.
Isn't Burch right there basically insulting everyone that bought Borderlands 2? He's basically saying "if you bought BL2 you're a peasant"
And he wonders why he is one of the most hated faggots in the business.
>>317315383
Don't get me wrong, I love my parents and they've done me so much good.
I just desire to stop leeching off of them.
>>317315749
skip
>>317315475
>>317313652
Nah, fuck right off cunt
I moved out of my mums place when I was 18, three years later and I have my own place, a caranimoo figs, all they vidya I want and enough money to do what I want.
Get fucked Anthony you double downed kuck, shitstain on this earth
I sometimes lie to girls and say I'm bisexual because they find it a turn on, but I have never once been with another man, had a sexual fantasy about men or attempted to flirt with a man.
But still it gets bitches wet for some reason, I don't fucking get it.
Burch must be doing it wrong, like ACTUALLY trying to fuck dudes to impress women or something.
>>317315828
i really really really like this image
>>317315429
That makes me so angry and so satisfied at the same time.
>>317315525
I love video games, but seriously had wrote some bad characters and actually spewed memes all over the place. He doesn't own a company, he doesn't save lives, he hasn't discovered anything and he's not a titan of indistry who the fuck does he think he is to value himself so highly
I GET cucked BY MY WIFE EVERY SATARDAY NIGHT
SHE LIKES THE PENISES BLACK AND MY PENIS IS WHITE
POST >YFW YOU'RE NOT ME
TYRONE LET ME GIVE YOU MY WIFE
>>317312657
>>317312657
>being keked out from your OWN GAME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE BURCH DOES IT AGAIN
>>317315745
Outside of /v/and his wife, who really hates him?
kek kek
>>317314942
>If it was shit Kotaku researched on their own
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The idea of Kotaku lifting a single finger to investigate anything themselves is the best joke I've heard all year.
>>317315745
It's the notion of paying for the game that bothers him, he usually pirates all his games.
And then he whines and bitches about people pirating borderlands.
>>317314946
Why else would you be here then anon?
>>317315986
Anyone who dislikes BL2 but likes BL1
>>317315956
Kill yourself.
>>317315875
But anon, heterosexuality is problematic.
>>317315596
He just started acting like a faggot whenever a bunch of us got together to go drinking. Like, any time someone brought up primary school stories he would start talking about how misogynistic that prank on Ms. Bell was or how throwing frogs at Susan on field day was patriarchal. Then he started calling us problematic for playing Street Fighter and not supporting Anita.
That went on for like two years with him being invited out less and less.
I ended up making friends with these two black weebs that were participating at a USF4 locals and they started hanging out with my group of friends in his place.
We took them on our trip to Japan and played tons of SF4 in arcades instead of him.
Sent him a picture of the entire group in front of the life size Gundam.
>>317312657
Feels absolutely amazing.
>>317312657
Oh boy, another shitty GG thread to cringe at. Wooh, yeah, lets revive this shitty dead meme that isn't anything more than a reaction pic circlejerk! We get it, he's a faggot and a hack, can we move on?
>>317316061
Hello faggot my old friend, I see you're shitposting again.
>>317314942
NDA's shouldn't exist in general. If you aren't comfortable with the current state of your product getting out to the public don't fucking show it.
I'm a data analyst for real estate and I really would like to know how these assholes get their data for purchases and marketing.
>>317315429
This is so cathartic. I read it every time it's posted.
>>317316159
Hey Anthony.
>>317316112
Did that mend his ways?
>>317315837
that abuelita
>>317316159
>making fun of anthony burch is now GG
>>317315475
I'd love to have cool black guy in my RC conf.
But i only seen black person like once in my life, feels slav man
>>317315429
it almost seems too good to be true
>be sleeping
>its a nightmare
>kek'd out of my girlfriend, WiiU, and steam account
>wake up in cold sweat
>rush to to bathroom mirror
>mfw I'm not anthony burch
>>317316112
this happened to a friend of mine, he was slightly feminist but later made a tumblr and everything went to complete shit. not only did he become absolutely impossible to talk to (even if you were talking about something completely non-controversial, he'd probably still think it was triggering) but he became a complete shut-in and started talking about how terrible all the cis men in his life were, when none of us did anything at all.
>>317315429
>broke up then threw a party
I love the fact that this is the only plausible option in her head. I'm glad that guy got out.
>>317316174
But you're the one who is shitposting.
>>317316353
/adv/ and the relationship subreddits are a goldmine
>>317315509
>he didn't jack it to the nude scene of a frumpy Sarah Silverman
I might have shit taste, but at least I'm not Anthony Burch.
Video Games?
>>317316220
>He's a faggot and a hack
>>317316275
Fuck knows when general mockery of him started but this shit definitely started during GG.
>>317313282
still the question im asking
>>317316353
I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if it's just someone trying to ruse SRS. Especially since they start off the story by saying they're using a burner account.
Way too much unironic use of words like "shitlord". Subtle trolling at its best I think.
>>317314791
>especially my mother
Bruh, your mom is projecting, get a DNA test.
>>317316112
I hope to visit Japan with my pals one day. Hopefully when most of us settle down with a Job after Uni.
>>317316237
Fuck no dude he went on a fucking rage cruise after that and got even worse.
>>317316449
>this shit definitely started during GG
No. It didn't. It started around the time Borderlands 2 released.
>>317315429
Do you have the one where the golddigger gets BTFO?
>>317314292
Kek
>>317316449
>making fun of anthony for being a kek started during GG.
>>317316421
At least you got that, man.
>>317315475
>Dumpong your childhood friend just because he believes in different ideologies.
>Replaces him with niggers in a heartbeat.
That's pretty gay.
>>317316218
Ditto. It's like nectar of the gods in text form.
>>317315429
Damn, that guy dodged a real bullet.
>>317316459
Lots of people use throwaways when posting stuff like this. It does feel a bit too perfect, though.
>>317316024
I'm skeptical too, but that's what they say happened.
I mean, they're a Gawker website, and Gawker has broken stories before - disgusting left-wing-version-of-Breitbart stories but stories nonetheless.
>>317316585
Got another one. Stupid kek
>>317316538
motorboat them puppies, pupper
>>317313652
yeah, but he's also anthony burch.
>>317316449
Please stop trying to revise history, Anthony.
>>317316578
Right here.
>>317316609
you've never tried to hold a conversation with a rabid SJW, have you? it's fucking impossible, you give up eventually.
>>317316421
>frumpy
First, no. 90% of the people in my town dress frumpy to fucking everything so I'm fucking sick of it.
>Sarah Silverman
You mean the unfunny woman with a disproportionate body telling me how jewish she is while I bang? No, thanks.
>>317316592
That's not what I said.
>>317316564
Not actual "tfw you're not Anthony Burch" threads as a recurring thing, no.
Anyone got the expanded version of this where someone mentions kekwolves and Burch loses his shit?
>>317313796
Fuck off you frog posting degenerate
>>317316546
That's rough. Sorry your friend turned shitty.
If Burch were to eventually crack and commit suicide, would you feel bothered at all?He really seems like a massive scumbag in every possible way so I don't think I'd care.
>>317316752
> telling me how jewish she is while I bang
I'd like to fuck a girl into that kind of shit. She'd want you to wear a nazi uniform, too.
>"CALL ME A DIRTY KIKE AND DRAW THE STAR OF DAVID ON MY ASS WITH SHARPIE"
>>317316763
>That's not what I said.
What else is "this shit definitely started during GG" supposed to imply? We've been having anthony burch threads for months before that.
>>317316763
>Not actual "tfw you're not Anthony Burch" threads as a recurring thing, no.
No, that pretty much started when he publicly announced he was a kek. Again, pre-GG.
Let's not pretend like these people weren't catching shit before the GG boogeyman turned up.
Thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU
>>317316738
Thanks anon
>>317314474
>have friends who would four years ago consider themselves SJWs
>watch as they gradually gain their sanity from seeing SJWs get even more radical and retarded
It feels good.
![CHEVY55TM92905001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ep5RadR.jpg "CHEVY55TM92905001[1].jpg")
>>317315429
>60 year old pieces of shit
I would have fucking slapped her. Old cars are fucking gorgeous.
>>317316417
>no you!
>>317316159
>>317316867
I can only take so much dominant women in my bedroom.
Star of David is too far for my boner.
>>317313894
>implying saying kek is still funny anway
>>317315429
This sounds pretty fake.
Cool if true.
>>317316936
>slap her
>taken to court for abuse
>have to sell cars to pay
Getting the fuck out and not saying anything was the best course of action
>>317316901
Kill yourself.
>>317316751
>>317316609
This, I've lost multiple friendships when people become SJWs, and usually it isn't even me that terminates the friendship. Anything that doesn't fit into their ideology--including facts--is the devil, and they're too obstinate to be reasoned with. It's freakishly cultish how their behavior can be.
>>317316609
Fuck off, Anthony.
>>317316840
fuck no
>>317316738
He clearly doesn't need a bitch. So why does the bitch assume he does?
>>317316112
>Sent him a picture of the entire group in front of the life size Gundam.
post plz
>>317316795
Haven't seen that one. That burn status is off the fucking charts.
>>317316998
No it isn't funny, but cuck sure still is :^)
