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I don't get it.
>>317271461LOL
>>317271461
Who cares. Video game comics are retarded. Why are you reading them?
Fallout 4 has bugs.
>>317271593
Why are they retarded?
bad grammar aside, I got a sensible chuckle
>>317271461
The joke isreclamos y devoluciones
>>317271461
bug's life game was pretty good.
>>317271461
its mocking the numerous bugs in the game
just another release bethesda game
Holy crap that guy's art actually got worse.
The joke is sexy beaner women.
Fallout 4 is a game filled with bugs, and the author wanted to implement that fact into a joke. So the author created an extremely unnatural scenario in which
1) Game stores keep games in un-sealed boxes
2) The clerk thinks a reasonable, non-awkward sound response to "I think this game is in the wrong box" is "And according to you, in which box does this belong"
This allows the protagonist to lift up the DVD box of the Pixar film "A Bug's Life" that she is carrying with her for this exact purpose/
This is supposed to be funny because the store clerk was not expecting the protagonist of this comic to have a DVD case with her that demonstrates Fallout 4's quality.
>>317271784
At least he doesn't draw every woman with mustaches anymore.
>>317271784
his midriffs still give me boners though
THERE ARE MANY BUGS
A BUGS LIFE
FUCKING RETARDS
That's actually pretty funny.
>>317271784
No.
Pic related is his 6th comic.
>>317271461
I want to titfuck her if you know what I mean.`
>>317271461
Jezz, gamergirl with that hair is too damned qt. I wanna kill myself and revive in Jagodibuja's universe as the cartoon rapist
>>317272134
>>317271461
What a bunch of sluts.
>>317272612
what did he mean by this?
>>317271461
>Should it goes
>>317273021
For you, that he doesn't want to titfuck her.
>>317271461
>>317272134
This just looks like a ripoff of The Bellybuttons.
>>317273520
>the bellybuttons
What. What is that
>>317271461
They're commenting on the amount of insects that are in the game. A minor gripe, but I guess it's funny?
The jar woman's "safety seal" was popped already, implying this wasn't her first time as her partner expected it was
>this webcomic has midriffs and tits therfore it is good!
Jesus FUCKING christ /v/
>>317273520
Fuck off, /co/.
>>317273695
it's not minor if ur an insectophobe like me
>>317271729
>>317271595
>buying a bethesda game
>on console
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
>>317273921
Welcome to /v/.
You won't enjoy your stay.
>>317273520
looks like a fetish show
>>317273921
so who said that?
>>317273921
who said it was good you retard
>>317273921
>this webcomic has midriffs and tits and doesn't have transsexual interracial romance therefore it is bad!
Jesus FUCKING christ /co/
>>317273695
This better be bait.
Glad to see vidya comics are still putrid shit. Who the fuck makes/reads this stuff?
That said, what's wrong with her spiiiiiiiine?
>>317274281
That's her hips, plinkett.
>>317271461
He should just stick to /ss/ honestly
>>317273695
>tfw I actually thought this at first
>>317271461
>check his patreon
>he actually makes $3000 a month
Just kill me already
>>317274358
She's jutting them forward, either because she's a ho or her spine is broken, or both
>>317274639
She's brazilian.
>>317271461
>should it goes
>>317273921
>>317274248
who are you quoting?
>>317274070
It's a fetish comic for your information.and incredibly depressing at some points
>>317271904
>what is over-extrapolating
There's no suggestion that the case is already opened from the shelf. It could've been brought in after purchase.
What else would the clerk say if shown a game in its box with such implications?
>>317273921
No one said it was good, retard.
>>317273695
...
It's not even remotely funny.
>>317274719
>tfw no big-titted scantily clad brazillian gamer gf
>>317274719
Yeah I bet she's really 1000 years old too
>>317273021
I want to get some personal lubricant, put some on my penis, rub some on those big tits of hers, and rub my penis between said breasts, maybe while she licks the tip of said penis, until I ejaculate on her face or in her mouth. I will then thank her, maybe pay her, and ask if she wants to be an honest woman so we can do this again without me feeling ashamed of having sexual intercourse with a woman out of wedlock.
>>317273921
What the fuck is with that pic?
Who is that guy?
>>317275660
QUE TE JODAN
>>317274579
3k USD a month, and he lives in Colombia, that's a fortune over there.
>>317276416
Hehehehe.
>>317276575
Don't forget that he's alsoa virgin
>>317276416
I think he's from tumblr or something idk
>>317271461
The joke is people expect everything to be their own personal flawless perfect. People don't understand how much work goes into creating video games and they shit on the devs for the product not meeting the standard of their own, personal "perfect" game.
>COMPANIONS GET STUCK IN DOORWAYS, I WISH EVERYONE AT BETHESDA WOULD DIE!!!
I'm just grateful the gaming subculture shaping franchises were created before these retards picked up gaming.
Nigger, if advanced AI companions getting you stuck in doorways is such an issue. channel the original fucking fallout SERIES and play the bug ridden masterpieces that were the first two damn games. FFS. PLAY FUCKING SOLO YOU ENTITLED LITTLE SHIT
What is it?
A game for ANTS?
>>317271461
i don't get it
at what point in fallout 4 do you play as an alienated inventor who eventually recruits 7 skilled warriors to fight off against a bandit menace?
>>317277634
That was a pretty funny comic
I like when he pokes fun at himself
>>317277634
Is that Enji Night?
>>317277683
Haha, this is ironic shitposting right?
....right?
>>317271461
Why is she dressed like a slut
>>317271461
fucking love his art style
>>317277863
I honestly got a small chuckle.
tl;dr version:
>Hey, Jago. Why are you always drawing sexy girls? Must be because you're an old and ugly virgin.
>Old and ugly, yeah, but virgin? How ridiculous
>"HAIL JAGO, FULL OF GRACE!"
>Nobody asked you
>>317274579
I'm one of those giving him money. To me, giving him a buck a month and getting the smut he draws in exchange is a decent enough deal, because yeah, the smut really is the only thing anybody is there for.
>>317271461
It's just an excuse to draw tits.
I-I thought that by ''game'' they meantpOnOsa-and that by ''box'' they meant vagOOO
>>317278043
Because she is a slut.
>>317278012
Fallout 2 would regularly freeze on the interplay logo screen.
Fallout 4 occasionally does some shit that isn't really game breaking.
>>317278043
Why do you think, Timmy?
>>317273673
French comic for teenage girls.
It's actually quite good.
>>317277956
Yup.
>>317278239
>It's just an excuse to draw tits.
some of his shit genuinely makes me smirk
light humour + tits is the best
it's why sexylosers was so awesome to read. I had to fap like every 5th comic but even when I was spent it was worth reading on
>>317277836
>>317277740
This fucking guy.
>>317277634
This guy looks like my father and still draws some borderline porn comics about videogames?
Our generation is literally lost tbqh
>>317277836
Fuck me, is A Bug's Life really Seven Samurai?
>>317278436
>borderline
Well, he does go all the way on patreon, supposedly.
>>317278553
Wait, what?
WHAT
Holy shit. All this time.
>>317278309
This must be the first unflattering pic of Enji I've ever seen, and it's not even that bad.
How do I get a Brazilian slut to worship my cock?
>>317271461
But that movie was called "BICHOS" in Spanish.
And they don't call software bugs "bichos" even though it would be the direct translation, they just call them bugs.
That makes no fucking sense.
>>317278558
>>317278245
"And then, just J-J-JAM IT IN!"
>>317278436
He looks a bit like my uncle as well.
>>317278691
>spanish
He's columbian.
>>317278681
I dunno, man.
>>317278878
and what do Colombians speak?
>>317278878
Do you mean Colombian? as in, from Colombia?They speak Spanish there too.
>>317278745
JAM it in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZD3k0gYXY8
>>317279027
Columbish
>>317279125
>>317279027
Catalan?
>>317279235
>>317279281Catalonia is Spain forever
>>317279235
I already read this one, it's boring
Post the dude that has to hold his head in place or the one with the inside out man
>>317279281
>>317279259
they speak Spanish you drooling retards, in south america everyone speaks spanish except brazil
>>317279259
Columbo*
>>317279487
UHHHH
>>317279503
Howdy Motherfucker
>>317279590
gimme the stuff
>>317279503
one more question
>>317279694
Spoilers: The hot spring is a portal to hell and the hotel is actually completely uninhabited and run down.
>>317279812
>Bowser's staircase
>>317279812
>that part in silent hill 2.jpg
>>317276416
>>317277663
Knowing that it's possible someone on /v/ is this ignorant. Sounds like I should dump the comic.
>>317271904
fantastic analysis
>>317279027
Columbine
>>317271904
The only thing that honestly bothers me about the comic is the fact she uses the movie and not the game.
Has Jago done porn of his sluts?
>>317280343
yea baby now we're in business
>>317280343
Glasses is a chick? Damn
>>317280050
don't, let the other anon do his thing first and then go
>>317280535
They're both girls?
>>317271461
LOL BECAUSE BETHESDA GAMES HAVE BUGS SO FUNNY HA HA
Did you enjoy Fallout 4, /v/?
>>317279503
just one more thing
>>317280561
I'm not dumping it now of course or else I'd start already
>>317280697
>nipples
Anon this is a Christian image board.
>>317278043
Because hot chicks are nice to look at, dumbo.
>>317280697
Is this an Ito manga?
>>317280697
This doesn't belong in a Christian board.
>>317280773
>didn't you see it?
Shit... she took off her glasses, of course she didn't see!
>>317280763
I hope so, I need a good laugh, his endings are always the funniest shit
>>317271461
Fuck that guy.
The Bugs life game was great
>>317280871
spoopy
>>317280050
It's been awhile since I've seen that comic.
All I ever see nowadays is the one where /v/ goes to the movies.
>>317278675
any one got a link to his patreon stuff?
>>317280871
>>317280965
That's fucking it? You kidding me?
>>317280965
>They were all corpses
>What a twist
>>317281018
there was a tv on the other side and they were all watching it
>>317280904
I'm still mad about hell star remina though
>>317280635
HAHA SO FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TODD POSTING AND HE'S THE GUY THAT MADE THE GAME!
>>317280050
Do it man, I need more /v/-tan in my life.
>>317277634
He looks like a cool guy also he's with Enji "Wide hips sink ships" Night and I'm jealous
>>317281062
>but they aint no bathouse and dat lady's death
>>317281103
I liked it, the art was amazing, and the fact that they survived in such a bullshit way was satisfying, open endings are not my cup of tea but i was mostly satisfied
>>317281174DUM DUM DAAAAAA
>>317281286
fuck you ito
>>317281286
Wait what
>>317280965
hey its like taking a refreshing dip at the ganges after brushing your teeth there and swallowing the waterthe fucking ganges river in india is FILLED with rotting human corpses and people just shit and swim and drink that water all day
>>317281286
ITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>317281286
Typical Ito ending.
>>317281286
He does it again
>>317281286
are you fucking kidding me
>>317281286
the moment you acknowledge the afterlife, you become a part of it
>>317273520
IS THAT A FUCKING TANK MA
Fucking goddamnit.Tankmen show when?
>>317281286
Dear Ito, here's a letter for you
>>317281286
That's the first time I've seen an Ito character make a sensible decision.It still a shit ending.
>>317281258
The hobo was awesome
>>317281286
This can't be serious.
>>317281286
Well, at least the main characters were kinda sensible in not wanting to pursue a spoopy haunted bathhouse mystery and probably die horribly in the process.
>>317281286
Someone post GYO
>>317281604
Gyo sucks
>>317281514
Yeah, i fucking loved that hobo
Gets caught in all that shit and still helps Remina out
>>317281679that's the point2 fucking volumes of buildup for absolutely nothing
>>317272134
the XL sucks dick it's fat and awful to hold with shit pixel density
i only have one because the PQ design is cool
>>317281286
Is this a fucking joke?
![tumblr_m2w7ctbABi1rsiveso1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FsomvqE.jpg "tumblr m2w7ctbABi1rsiveso1 500[1]")
>>317281794
>>317281286
I genuinely like this one
>>317281286
everytime
>>317281514
Super Hobo was awesome.
>>317271461
Do Brazilian girls actually look like this?
>>317282146
Columbian
and yes
>>317282024
>I spent 6 years studying medicine to talk about ghosts and intuition
that's not how doctors work, ITO
>>317282146
its Colombian, but yes they do
>>317282146
>Brazilian
how fucking clueless can you get
>>317281286
So.. what did it mean? Is the author a hack or did I miss the twist?
>>317282264
buttmad dentist detected
>>317282352
The twist is that the characters turn out not to be fucking idiots.
>>317282352
Ito has a hard time writing a good ending.
>>317282352
That's Ito for you
>>317282440
>>317282352
You missed it. Be ashamed.
>>317282146
yesand many have a dick
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE VIDEO GAMES
>>317282440
>my only regret is that I have boneitis
>>317282670
i am intrigued
>>317282761
Silent Hills concept art.
>>317282761
oh no it's the no-fun police, everyone run for it!
>>317282761
Ito worked on PT
>>317282306
>Biggest video game audiences by country
>USA
>China
>Japan
>Yuropoor
>Worst Korea
>Brazil
>Ruskies
>
>
>
>
>Colombia?
>>317282761
it's pokemon. Faggot.
>>317282894
I can tell by the ending.
>should it goes
immersion ruined
>>317283102
what happend to the bitch at the begining?
>>317283215
AHHH
>>317283234
You'll see.
>>317282991
nice
>>317283572
That's true love
>>317283683
>fear of death
>ayy lmao visits you
ayy lmao
>>317283572
>Nails an inch long
I think they honestly just left the dude with some nutrient drip for a few months and that's why he deteriorated so much physically.
>>317283683
Shit, those are some good reaction images.
>>317283683
welp, that's a natural reaction, I was expecting some kind of love at one sight shit ending a la Ito
>>317283572
>>317283683
That's kind of depressing
>>317283787
i wasn't expecting these feels
>>317283783
I assume his body changes faster than they can care for him
>>317271461
>Be out of shape middle aged male
>Draw comics and self insert as an attractive female
>>317273520
Frenchie detected
>>317283783
No, what happened is that he's going so far into the future that he's literally turned into an evolved human, hence the weird big head and nose
>>317271461
I thought maybe it was something about the plot at first, but then I remembered Bugs Life had a way more compelling story.
>>317284091
ayy lmao
>>317284091
>Egoraptor.jpg
>>317284091
>that many chins
tetsuro, man, you let yourself go
>>317284091
Arin?
>>317284091
man, how are these doctors not flipping the fuck out. you'd think at this point they'd call up some more advanced scientists and neurologists and shit to help them out.
>>317284298
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>317284363
Things like this happen all the time in Ito world.
>>317284298
RIP inpieces
>>317284298
>when u nutted be she still sucking xD
>>317284396
I don't remember taking drugs.
>>317284363
Ito stories generally don't feature people being smart about things. If they did, they would end a lot sooner.
>>317284396
doctors am i right? bunch of frauds
>>317284553
Your patience in waiting to post that is inspiring
>>317284553
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR MY SIDES
>>317284482
See story #1 for example
>>317284693
You boys ready for a finale?
>>317278169
share the smut with us anon
>>317284901
SHIEEET
>>317284871
>>317284901
he was not ready you fag
>>317284901
I like it.
>>317284901
ITOOOOthat wasn't that bad though, I liked it a bit
>>317284901
well...he sorta has a point
>>317284901
>never fear death again
Is he forgetting that these dreams are usually unpleasant?
>>317284901post GYO
>>317284901
Sounds familiar.
>>317284901
Doctor just wants her to have a long dream about him so that he can get his very own evolutionary enhanced dream-fu. You saw how he put the pieces together when he saw Arin run into Mami's room.
>>317284901
I'd call that an okay ending to an engaging tale.
>>317284901
the whole time I was thinking how this supposed 'disease' is actually a blessing. at least ito was thinking the same.
>>317284901
Post inside-out man
>>317285129
Eternal nightmares don't sound like a blessing
>>317285053
no he doesnt because it was clearly established that the dreams were all nightmares. she didnt want to die but now the urafaget crystals will keep her in a literally endless nightmare
Spirals, anyone?
>>317279812
anyone else seeing a vagina here?
>>317284363
They're japanese, they probably think it's because of nucrear bombs.
Can't tell if the artist means the huge amount of bugtype enemies in the game, or the bugs because it's a bethesda game.
Shit comic.
>>317273921
Its shit,
But that doesn't mean I won't jerk off to it,
I do it all the time to that one shitty web comic with the rayman chick.
>>317285203
i meant zip them up and upload them to zippy or mega or something
>>317271461
I think it's a metaphor. It contrasts how the main character of A Bug's Life, Filk, doesn't have his name voiced by Codsworth. Filk is such a common and important name it's amazing how Bethesda missed it. Just like Nick.
>>317271630
because they're not honest, sincere and light hearted as Brawl in the Family was and rely on LOOK, HE SHOT HIM IN THE FACE AND THERE WAS BLOOD, IT'S FUNNY RIGHT? LOL HE SAID SHITFUCK BUT HE'S A CARTOON, THERE'S BOOBS TOO, ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>>317271461
>in which box should it goes
really?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Living_with_HipsterGirl_and_GamerGirl/1
Fuck this thread
Why did nobody post the hole one yet?
>>317285406
This one's gonna run over the limit. Someone post a new thread when that happens.
>>317285360
Alright, alright, I'll try. Bear with me, my upload speed is shits.
>>317273520
what the fuck?
>>317285516
>>317285483
I can post the hole one after this.
>>317285518
bless you anon
>>317277634
who is that semen demon?
>>317285620
Whoops
>>317285245
>>317285214
The dude dreamed he was happily married for a century, not all of them were nightmares
>>317285518
please, you're a god among humans
>>317285629
>>317285795
ETA is ~1 hour 30 minutes, providing my net doesn't shit itself. If this thread dies without a followup, I'll try to post it in other LOL threads started with Jago comics that get some replies, so hopefully it will find its way to you that way should worse come to worse.
>>317285745
he didnt say he was happily married. he had a wife and thats different. what if they lived in a demon world, constantly running from danger? its all nightmares. he even said that if they were nice he wouldnt mind, but theyre all bad. if that bitch doesnt complain then her fear of death probably makes whatever she dreams up not hit that hard
they fucked up
>>317286047
maybe she killed herself because she was Japanese?
>>317286028
I can live with that, thanks anon. Will be on the lookout
Was Ito the guy who drew that really famous manga were people become thin-ass nightmare-ish figures after entering into really tight caves?
>>317286193
Yep, people in this thread refer to it as 'the hole' .
Honestly, it was the only one I knew .
>>317286193
that's right
>>317286043
This one is my personal favorite on Ito
>>317286193
The Enigma of Amigara's Fault, if you're interested
>>317286341theres no ur a faget2
>>317286402
in wolf packs, do the beta males turn on the alpha male if the alpha female dies?
>>317273261
>>317274796
>>317273261
>>317285473
original is in native spanish, english translations is by who the fuck ever
>>317286028
why not make a new thread for this one then?
it seems that people interested in ito including myself and i really wouldn't mind to get more porn to the collection.
>>317286445
Fuck yeah, thanks.
>tfw dad is a 50 year old weeaboo and I know this because of him
I now remember. He also did Uzumaki, right? But that was a movie, or did he do also an anime?
>>317286552
Well, that's what I mean with "followup" - when this thread does hit the image limit unopposed and the dumper is still dumping, people do usually make a new thread, and I'll be there too.
>>317286596
Yup, he also drew Uzumaki, which then turned into a movie
>>317272134
That's a lot better than the art in the OP.
I wish I had a qt jap gf
>>317286934
>copy-cat suicides
>mostly by hanging
YOU DON'T SAY
>>317286930
learn jap and go to Japan their men are so beta that they would fug a gajin
>>317271461
The worst thing is artists who can draw sexy animes and choose to squander it in shitty webcomics, usually about video games.
Reminds me of the artist for Shredded Moose, who was actually approaching OK at drawing sexy ladies but was chained to the worst piece of shit subhuman ever making the rest of the comic.
>>317286496
In wolf packs, there is no such thing as alpha and beta individuals. This is an outdated interpretation of animal behavior studies.
>>317271461
>24h in game
>No game breaking bugs
>Just 4-5 weird animation bugs
>that's it.
Am I the only one? Are people memeing when they say fallout 4 has bugs??
>>317286797
>spreading salt
Isn't that to keep spirits away? Does she not want her best friend's spirit visiting?
>Sorry honey, but your bff was too much of a badass to be allowed in here as a ghost
I understand this is a very important thread, but how cool do I look?
Yes that is me with a gun.
>>317287235
>MODOK visits Japan.jpg
>>317276416
Some reddit meme i guess.
>>317287310
your thumb looks like a really, really tiny dick.
Ito draws some good looking, if mainly samey looking, girls.
>>317287310
you look prime for a punch in the face
>>317287283
nope it's to cleanse the person or some shit
>>317283572
>Meguka fan loses touch with reality
>>317271461
>some amerifat trash
i dont even know what the ugly bug stuff is
>>317287310
>those shoes in the background
I hope you don't wear those.
>>317287346
>only the dead could know peace from this evil
This is the best thread I've seen on /v/ in something like a month and It's basically some dude posting anime.
>>317287675
I wear brown reeboks.
>>317288080
Welp, meant paper annie may, y'know.
The power of manga is great.
>>317287310
>>317287428
senpai
>>317288165
>>317288080
You're gonna make me blush
>>317288225
ok shut up now
>>317286694
>>317286028
Post here some "password" like jagostuffasdf or something like that and post it again with the upload post so we can find you in the archive
>>317288080LOLthreads, especially the hidden ones, are usually great more than once a month.
>>317288080
ikr
let me add a funny gif
>>317288165
oh god not this shit
>"welp im of to work family"
>>317288360
Aight, I'll just take that "jagostuffasdf" thing you posted as the keyword, because I am uncreative and lame.
>>317288571
oh boy here we go
>>317288274
uwu, my friend.
ctrl+s'd for later pleasure.
>>317288364
they make me butthurt because i can never find the artists of the comics they post there, not even with google image search. ;-;
>>317271461
Why is she dressed like a slut
>>317288731
yea u sure are a faget
>>317284901
DR. MADARA!?!?!?!?!?!
>>317288767
wurt?
>>317288767
wew
>>317288767
A baloon!
>>317288859
Big head mode activated
>>317287220
no it's not, there are hierarchies in all social structures, especially humans, that means alpha and betas
>>317288859
what happened to the tree
>>317287502
I would smell the back of their ears
>>317284396
>killing a monster in Undertale
>>317288976
thats nasty
>>317288976
I mean that's kind of sweet i guess.
>>317288841
brace yourself, the ride has not even started yet
>>317288976
aww, isn't that adorable?
>>317289089
Wait why?
What the fuck is a cop going to do about a flying head that's bugging nobody?
>>317288979
>Canines
>In the past, the prevailing view on gray wolf packs was that they consisted of individuals vying with each other for dominance, with dominant gray wolves being referred to as the "alpha" male and female, and the subordinates as "beta" and "omega" wolves. This terminology was first used in 1947 by Rudolf Schenkel of the University of Basel, who based his findings on researching the behavior of captive gray wolves. This view on gray wolf pack dynamics was later popularized by L. David Mech in his 1970 book The Wolf. He formally disavowed this terminology in 1999, explaining that it was heavily based on the behavior of captive packs consisting of unrelated individuals, an error reflecting the once prevailing view that wild pack formation occurred in winter among independent gray wolves. Later research on wild gray wolves revealed that the pack is usually a family consisting of a breeding pair and its offspring of the previous 1–3 years. [6]
>In the case of other wild canids, the alpha male may not have exclusive access to the alpha female;[7] moreover, other pack members may guard the maternity den used by the alpha female; such is the case with the African wild dog, Lycaon pictus.[8]
>>317277634
eh, 7.5/10. I'd have sex with him
hehe
>>317289302
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
>>317289209
>>317289267
>two stories!
welp time to double read I guess.
>>317289352
>ere we go
5840>>317289356
>>317289375
fuck one minute timer.
>>317289462
I would literally kill myself straight away if I saw this shit goddamn
>>317289462
>it begins
>>317289506
And then you'd float away too ;)
>>317289506
with wire right?
>>317289462
>see floating head in sky
I'd probably poop a little at that point before sprinting home like a mad man to get my gun
>tfw colombian living in colombian
>I thought I was rich making 800k USD a month
>this person makes 14 times the minimum wage
You know, with that kind of money you can make heads roll, people kill for a misery in here.
>new manga comic by ito is released
>go to shop, buy it, go home and start reading
>flip to second page
>it's empty
>you're not even actually seeing the page
>you never had anything at all in your hands to begin with
>there was no comic
"the chan paradox - end"
>>317284091
Ayyyyy lmao!
>>317289658
Oh shit nigga
>>317289658
aww fuck that shit man, thats just not good at all
>>317274836
u're mom
>>317289662
800K a month? What the fuck are you doing for a living?
>>317289754
if only the japanese airforce could save them, o that's right they are all stitched togetherand dead.
>>317289662
>800k
What kind of cartel are you running?
>>317288767
>>317288859
thanks for the inspiration, Ito
>>317289859
Here it comes
>>317289662
Is there a story about that guy I'm not aware of?
>>317289815
>>317289918
Oh shit, I said too much.
>>317289356
yes
and in my professional opinion, that thing is fucked up
>>317289969
WHO ALLOWED THESE HEADS TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT? THEY ARE WAY TOO STRONG TO COMPETE! I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
>>317289772
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>317290082
is dude in the window /k/ ?
>>317290082
HERE IT COMES
>>317290082
you can't pop these floating shits with an air rifle or something?
![devonian_dunkleosteus-fish-illustration_118904_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WuvWv68.jpg "devonian dunkleosteus-fish-illustration 118904 1[1]")
>>317289659
Deep Water and Devonian marine life is my favorite shit.
anybody remember some kind of movie or manga about fishes that were trapped by spider exos and used as some kind of fart-powered motors and killed humanity? i wanna rewatch the movie but i dont know where to find it much less the name.
>>317290182
CROSSBOW NIGGA IS BEST CHARACTER
>>317290182
where did this nigga get a fucking crossbow from
>>317290182
>>317290209
>>317290237
>>317290251
Dont be so sure
>>317290182
>Its a monster!
>shoots it with a crossbow
fucking hardcore cunt
>>317290182
>>317290209
HERE
IT
COMES
>>317290182
>/k/ out of fucking nowhere
>>317285446
Autism
>>317290182
why and how does someone keep a fucking crossbow in their home
>>317290289
WAT A TWEEST!
>>317290182
This turned out to be a really good thread.
>>317290289
SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>317290182
>a fucking head monster
>hold on I got this
>>317290289
Crossbow man did nothing wrong
>>317290289
Jesus, the fuck are those things, God knows Ito never explains shit.
>>317290379
oh no
>>317290249
Gyo
>>317290289
>We're saved!
>>317290249
That's GYO. Just read the manga.
>>317290086
SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO CROSSBOW THAT TEAM DOWN
>>317290485
oh no!
>>317290529
Of course it is
>>317290602
not fucking youske
>>317280980
as someone who also makes a webcomic, when you write on a language that's not your main, you do make typos without realizing.
Believe me, I made a few even to this day, at least the readers are too nice to let me know
>>317290602
OH NOT NOT YOSUKE
>>317290735
this one for you.
>>317290620
>judging from the location this must be its intestine
>hurry up and cut open its stomach
Was he even listening?
>>317290783
>shits going down
>welp I'm off to work
fucking hell
>>317288650
Why? The green screen is made for this kind of edits and you blew it... shame on you.
>>317290783
>WELP, I'M OFF TO WORK
hahahahaha jesus, japan
>>317290754
>right to left
maximum cancer
ITT: casuals who've never read Ito
sasuga /v/
>>317290783
>"well japan is under attack by giant heads, better go to work"
>>317290792
thanks
>>317290879
this nigga serious
>>317287346
Persona5groupmeeting.jpeg
>>317290879
This fucking guy
>>317290881
I meant left to right
goddamnit I'm retarded
>>317290783
What if you cut the noose of the baloon? That should keep it from hanging you, right? Or would that hurt you?
And these balloones only go for one person
>>317290892
Oh shut up, it's great to see the reactions of people reading it for the first time
>>317290879
I'll just jojo pose my way to work
>>317290879
My fucking hero
>>317290783
absolute madman
>>317290981
he actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>317290879
>protect yo neck
>>317289209
>Rom, The Vacuous Spider goes swimming
>>317290783
only in japan
>>317290981
Fucking noclip strings.
>>317291067
So what is the next step of his master plan?
>>317291067
>laughingheads.jpg
This is why japan needs the second amendment
>>317289227
this basically says they have families out in the wild but they make hierarchies when it's not a family, so there are alpha and beta wolves.
>>317291161
Chill the fuck out, Yosuke
Guys we need new thread.
>>317291229
>shoot head in face
>you die anyway
Learn from crossbow nigger it just doesn't work.
>>317290783
>Well, I'm off to work!
Batshit crazy, hard as nails, orjust Japanese?
>>317291278
oh my god, what an unbelievable idiot
>>317291229
>shoot at your flying head
>your fucking head explode too
yeah nah, they need some metro system.
and thats all folks.
>>317291263
>I'll stab them with this!
>Then I'll deflate too!
Good plan.
>>317291263
absolute madman umbrella there shit
>>317291375
hah
>>317291335
Thats not the point
The point is its an easy suicide and you can shoot people that you hate's balloons
>>317291382
Metro system doesn't stop balloons from hanging people
>>317291375
ooo shit niger now he has yo umbrella
>>317291467
but metro system stop ballons from getting insde.
>>317291375
I think the men of this family have the dominant "absolute madman" gene
>>317291382
P A R A S I T E S
we /kojima/ now
>>317273921
(you) are a pretty cool guy, do (you) have a (you)tube channel? I'd like to see (you)r videos sometime
>>317290289
>Monster trying to kill you
>Anything you do to it happens to you
Well, fuck.
>>317276575
he is actually the king of colombia
>>317291573
back where it all began, also MAKE A NEW THREAD for fuck sake.
>>317291573
now thats just depressing
>>317291612
you're trying way to hard
>>317291476
Why don't these guys bust out they're katanas and slice the rope or the noose?
I mean it's Nippon, isn't every dude packing full samurai gear?
>>317291573
Getting close now.
>>317291573
i mean i would have killed my self at this point
i thought japs were all about that shit
>>317291573
game over man
>>317274836
my dick
>>317291573
Just cut the noose and make the baloon useless
>>317291621
what if you have sex with it?
>>317291672
Yosuke is back and he brought snacks
>>317291672
Here it comes....
>>317291737
Then that would be just self inflicted rape and/or masturbation
>>317277634
how do you know that. did he fuck that sloot anon
>>317291771
Idiot. Why is your brother knocking on the second story window.
>>317291771
DONT DO IT YOU DUMB BITCH!
>>317291771
LAST ONE
>>317291713
They are strong enough to kill a person who's covering himself with his arms, and rip a metal umbrella apart.
>>317291841
This. They raise them stupid in Japan or something?
Not to mention just pull back the curtain before opening the window wide
>>317291867
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>And then the giant face balloons strangled everybody in Tokyo
The best part about Ito is that I never know whether to laugh uncontrollably or piss myself with fear
>>317291867
rip
>>317291867
and they lived happily ever after, the end
>>317291867
MR. ITO
PLEASE
>>317291867
so wheres crossbow nigger?
>>317291867
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>317291867
Fucking Yosuke,
you always where the weakest link.
>>317292005
kicking some balloon ass elsewhere
>>317291867
YOSUKE NO
>>317292005
on the trigger
>>317292005
He's going full commando and digging a tunnel to survive
>>317292005
He's underground, rebuilding society.
newthread?
>>317292005
Locked up in his room shitposting on /k/ and /int/
>>317292005
>tfw crossbow nigger is dead
>>317291867
nice umbrella, faget
>>317292005
Trolling /k/
POST
INSIDE OUT
MAN
>>317291867
>there was a movie about this
I think I might watch it now
>>317280480
KEK
