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ROR
HAHAHA
HE IS FAT
AND AWKWARD
HAHAHA
le weeb fat man joke
Its funny because he is fat and a weeb
I don't understand. Is he magic?
>>317206476
I can relate to it because as a dork, I am also fat and awkward
This makes it funny on a personal level
>>317206585
this
>>317206606
>I am also fat
Eat healthier you fat fuck.
>>317206585
he is grand arch wizard, he can appear anywhere using sheer power of imagination
Do you asshats even laugh at anything?
>>317208023
heh
>>317208023
Hmmm I dunno, try posting a loss edit and ask again.
LegitimateOutwardLaughter
lol
>>317207056
literally does nothing by itself. you have to exercise as well.
LOL
>>317206585
It's a long standing joke in the comic that he's a clone of santa claus and, therefore, has strange reality bending powers he cannot control.
>>317208658
Please god yes.
Please let this be a storytime anon, Crossed is edge incarnate.
>>317208023
/v/ is only capable of laughing at the ridicule of others so they can feel better about themselves.
>>317208658
>Family values
Only the original Crossed was good, then they kind of went full full full retard.
>>317208716
His dad is Santa you fucking lout
>>317208641
You literally don't have to, no. I lost a shit ton of weight just by adjusting my diet alone. Stop drinking soda would be a good start for you, fatty.
>>317208641
This nigga don't know about the ketogenic lifestyle.
>>317208836
just about sums up how I feel about how much of a loser I am for browsing this site
>>317208641
I've lost over 100 pounds over the last year having modified only my diet. Soon I'm gonna be under 200 pounds for the first time since I was in middle school.
I have no illusions that I'm healthy, but it's nice being able to buy clotheswhere normal people do.
>>317208530
I want to fick that horse to be honest family
LACK
OF
LOVE
>>317208792
The story fucking sucks in all of them imho.
The shock value is only thing worth my attention.
But psychopath was actually bretty good
>>317208792
You mean even more retarded than
>SALT
>Horse Cock
>Rage virus zombies jerking off over a cookie
?
>>317208641
>being this ignorant in 2015
LOL
>>317208836
this is my life now
>tfw no japanese gf
>>317208984
>but it's nice being able to buy clotheswhere normal people do.
I don't even remember how this feels, it's been so long
>>317208836
Yeah that's me. Fuck.
>>317209025
>Psychopath
>Good
Also, at least the characters were more interesting in the first part and it had a nice ending.
>>317209046
Yes, anon, much much more retarded
>tfw rage virus zombie rapes a dolphin through its blowhole
And HORSE COCK was great.
>>317209069
Kienzan? I'm pretty sure he means "Destructo Disk"
>>317208641
Sure, the most healthy thing is to eat well and excersise a lot. But if you want to lose weight fast you should diet and excersise as well. Works really fast. I went from chubby to auschwitz pretty fast, but now I am fat again, but dont care since I am old.
>>317209378
what's the point of playing vidya if you you are in bad shape
I swear this website brainwashes me into typing words twice
>>317209363
I think its perfectly legitimate to want to fuck that umicorn. Its clearly sentinent.
>>317208837
You obviously know nothing about Whomp lore. Ronnie was cloned from Santa Claus while Santa was in college with Ronald McDonald.
>>317209474
god i miss 2010~ /v/
>>317208641
>literally does nothing by itself.
Educate your self nigger, Diet is the most important aspect of it, you can diet and lose weight but you cannot eat like a swine and drop weight while going to the gym
>>317208641
Fit body is 70% diet
>>317209585
anything's better than what we have now.
>>317208269
Ok source? It got me a little.
>>317208023
I usually cry more at my pathetic excuse for a life.
>>317209808
Except 2011 /v/
>you will never fuck that stuck up bitch of a unicorn until she's a sobbing whimpering mess
just kill me now
>>317209905
2012 /v/ was great though, fucking costanza everywhere
>>317209291
oh wow I need to see this.
>>317209937
>Keto.png
>>317210089
lel
>>317209937
>High level Mount & Blade gameplay
>>317209769
nice, loved the invisibles
>>317209905
>2011
>not a fun year
shiggy diggy
i don't see how you could say any year of /v/ is worse than 2014/2015 /v/. this place is hell
>>317206347
At least try to post the ones about video games...
>>317210441
vampire weekend is good
>>317210441
4chans memes have completely brainwashed me, but i'm very easy to brain wash
>>317210612
There's porn of that little girl, right?
>>317210559
No you're not
>>317210612
Erma a cute.
>>317210670
Yeah, only porn to exist was made on /co/.
No, I don't have it.
>>317210559
Your mind is a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
>>317209545
My Little Pony characters are also sentient. Does that mean it's perfectly legitimate to want to fuck them?
Don't fucking answer that. No, it's not.
>>317210670
What do you think, buddy?
>>317210612
>tfw this was me with SCC when i was young.
loss time
>>317210670
There is.
Search paheal.
>>317208641
Where's Julius when you need him?
>>317210670
>>317210729
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=erma
>>317208641
>tfw skinny skeleton
I need to put on which means eating more + spending more on food.
Eating sucks though.
>>317210760
What about fucking perfectly human, non-equine girls with bizarrely-colored hair?
>>317210670
I mean, whatever could possibly give you that idea?
Somebody post that creepy Ronnie comic.
You know the one.
>>317208846
i've been drinking water and eating salads and ramen exclusively for a week and i've gotten fatter, so, no.
or i just have one of those fat-causing diseases.
>>317210836
>Eating sucks though.
Eating is literally the most consistently enjoyable part of living
>>317210767
link desu?
>>317209875
Diabolik Lovers.
It's about a girl with absolutely no agency being abused by five psychopathic vampire brothers.
Apparently it's a huge game with the Otome crowd.
>>317210930
>ramen
You fucking idiot.
>>317210958
search paheal
>>317210930
Everyone underestimates the amount of fuel ramen provides. Also sodium and shit, careful or you'll fry your kidneys
>>317210930
>ramen
Good job, you're killing yourself.
>>317210993
>openworld games
>>317209363
subtle.
>>317210945
Nope mang, why eat when I could be doing anything else.
I mean I eat when I'm hungry, but that equates to like 1 or 2 meals a day.
>>317210313
Motherfucker
>>317207645
God, I remember when that splash screen was fucking amazing.
>>317208641
There are people this ignorant about weight loss in 2015. I completely understand why you're fat now. It's because you're too stupid to read about how to lose weight.
>>317211119
Someone post the /v/ edit.
>>317210227
So... how will we remember /v/ 2015?
>>317209363
I would feed this unicorn my prickle if you know what I mean f@m
>>317211158
Remember when the splash screens would change depending on your progress through the game?
>>317208530
undertale.png
>>317206347
is agrias getting fat?
>>317211298
Dobson aside, it took all of three hours for GG to become mini-/pol/
>>317210227
>stealing /sp/ memes
I bet you put your ketchup in the fridge
>>317211450
>competitivepokemon.png
Stop posting erma, it fucking sucks.
>>317211550
>tank crobat roost metagame
>>317211603
My dick is loving it.
>>317211317
is it wrong that I unironically like these?
>>317210275
>that third panel
>>317211603
>>317211516
I'm actually interested to see where this pet thing is going.
Is that bad?
>>317211285
terrible forced /tv/ memes
>>317211487
it was caused by the /sp/ergs crossposting in /v/
>>317209520
>I swear
It's a problem.
>>317211603
>implying I give a shit what you want
Try and stop me, nigger
>>317211424
>Gamergate
>mini /pol/
>not SJW-lite
Ha, what man?
>>317211649
nah, nedoroid is a great comic
>>317211725
wut?
loving every laugh
>>317207056
>>317208641
Both wrong. Reduce calories below the amount you need to live. That's it, that's all. Of course you should also eat better, but the key is eating less.
>>317206476
>>317206569
>>317206606
I know this triggers /v/, since it hits a little too close to home
but the way he draws himself is funny
>>317211716
Doesn't change the fact that /sp/ was the board to be at from 2008-2012
>>317209363
IWTFTU
>>317211916
>pomf
Also what the fuck did I just read
>>317211916
saved
>>317209769
Stop Bullying comics were some of the greatest OC material.
Erma for Splatoon when?
Kek
>>317211729
This is like Contemplating Reiko, except nicer. But just as unfunny.
>>317211808
That's adorable
>>317212023
A mystery thriller for the ages
>>317210991
>>317211019
>>317211076
since when was ramen bad for you, i've literally only eaten that for months and just now stopped drinking soda and eating salads
>>317210853
>>317211142
does anyone have a collection of those old board tan comics?
>>317211645
Right? There's just something about having a Ring/Grudge girl as a wife that just does something to me.
>>317212052
>>317212057
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>317211916
Thank you for posting this. I'm still working on getting this finished.
>>317212138
post the full image you pansy
>>317211916
Too bad Nyoki is dead.
>>317212105
Read the fucking packet, you goddamn retard.
That shit is pure sodium. It's going to destroy your body from the inside out.
>>317212105
>over 1,000mg of sodium
HMM
>>317209750
Every time.
>>317210841
Are they reinterpretations of horses? Stay away from that shit, it's a gateway fap.
>>317212159
Doing gods work.
>>317212203
Nyoki isn't dead. The /i/ thread is still alive.
>>317209937
>in color
it's just not the same
>>317212289
/i/ threads can last up to a year easy without bumps.
>>317212208
>>317212212
don't even know what that is actually, all i read is calories, is that like salt or some shit
>>317212201
>>317212138
here's the website if you were looking for it
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list
I want to touch Erma inappropriately.
>>317212159
This is fantastic.
>>317212338
It needs at LEAST a bump every month now, come on.
>>317210936
What does this sound like?
>>317212343
>People this stupid are allowed to live
>>317210531
This one reminded me that the One Piece edits of beartato are gold.
>>317211916
>Tim Allen grunt
Fucking piss
>>317212343
>calories being the most important thing
There's also carbs, sodium, cholesterol.
Read up on health, nigga.
>>317211487
Where else would you put it?
>>317212427
Saving that one.
>>317212469
i've never had anyone to tell me this, i guess i need to now, huh
>>317208269
What would inward laughter sound like?
>>317212445
He wont be living for long if he keeps injecting salt into his veins.
>>317210760
>Does that mean it's perfectly legitimate to want to fuck them?
yes
>>317212105
It's fried pasta prepared in a broth made of sodium. Ramen has zero nutritional value.
>>317212468
Heh, I missed that
>>317210936
holy shit anon the point of a loss edit is that it follows the rules of the medium while still providing loss, Do it right or don't do it at all
which is worse: being fat or being a weeb
>>317211901
I kind of wish I'd watched more of the Drinky Crow Show when it was still a thing now.
>>317212519
I miss the Drinky Crow Show.
>>317212570
wow, that's just. wow.
>tfw no unicorn gf to watch you play vidya
>>317212570
you don't have to post that, anon. I'm sure everyone has seen it at this point. Don't want you getting banned or anything.
>>317212652
You can't hide being fat.
>>317212652
Not all fat people are weebs, but all weebs are fat people
>>317212469
Calories are the most important factor in achieving fat loss. Everything else is important too, but for overall health.
I don't recommend it at all, but you can still eat like a disgusting NEET slob and lose weight. Weight loss should be accompanied by overall diet content changes that follow you through your life, but calories in vs calories out is the basic formula for getting slimmer.
>>317212680
>>317212670
Drinky Crow Show mind
I want to cum inside Erma's mom
>>317211649
I've always loved nedroid. But then anti-humor is a favorite of mine.
>>317212747
Wrong. Cons and black weebs prove otherwise.
They are black though so that might be worse.
>>317209363
loss?
vidya
moot really did hate us the most.
>>317212469
READ
THE
FUCKING
STICKY
>>317210513
>vampire weekend
>good
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SHIT TASTE
>>317211450
>Death Note
>>317209875
first season made no sense to me, people later clamed that you need to play the game to understand the animeits a shitty mess and a waste of time
>>317212863
moots favorite board was /pol/
>>317212863
It's not like this board doesn't deserve it.
>>317212810
Anti-humor you say?
>all these nedroid
>no one has posted the FUCK
>>317213038 beat me to it in the middle of typing
>>317212432
It sounds like someone who doesn't know how to write music.
PFFT-BAAHAHAHAHA
>>317212570
never gets old
>>317212890
Who treats a baby human like that?
>>317213027
I honestly think it's funny how long /pol/'s been around
like a literal neo-nazi board was just kept alive for some reason as one big 'fuck you' to the rest of 4chan
can't say I dislike /pol/ though. They have some good memes every once in a while
>>317208836
/v/ culture must seem retarded to outsiders, so maybe outsider culture only seems retarded to us because we're not in on the meme
>>317213027
I thought it was /jp/?
>>317213236
Containment board, basically. /int/ has better memes though.
>>317213027
>pol
>favorite
but /a/ was the one he loved to post on for a laugh or when he was drunk
>>317213204
Don't blame someone else because the shitty baby can't lift
>>317213283
>>317213027
uhhh I'm pretty sure moot's favorite board was /m/
>>317212890
christ I hate seeing /v/ talking about fitness they literally know nothing
>>317208658
>>317208765
>>317208792
I thought the webcomic (wish you were here) was the best
I wonder if its finally finished?
>>317213204
Seriously, having him start with curls is just terrible, should have had him on Starting Strength to begin with
>>317213236
I think the idea was that the posting wouldn't stop if the board was deleted, it would just spill over onto all the other boards even more.
>>317213283
no, someone one asked him why /pol/ never got deleted and he said it was his favorite board
>>317213204
>who takes a picture of a baby
>>317213236
>people who don't remember /new/
>>317207056
Eat my ass you scrawny fuck.
>>317213370
Nah but /m/ is pretty top tier. Probably the best in terms of quality of post vs. frequency of posting.
>>317209363
This comic strip runs in my daily paper now.
It's how I know the apocalypse is coming.
>>317210930
Dude, ramen is one of the most fattening things out there... Did you read the nutrition info? That cal count is for HALF the entire package(assuming we're talking about the standard maruchan noodles, not the cup ones).
>>317210760
Yes it fucking is. Fucking normies don't know how good horse pussy is.
>>317211380
Bumping for erma
>>317213452
Maybe I will!
>>317208792
Crossed+100 has been pretty good, but that's just thanks to Alan Moore.
>>317213065
Oh boy, /v/
Is it time for me to whip out the wacom and make some heinous stuff?
>>317213503
i eat only chicken flavored top ramen, i dont think my wal mart sells fancy ramen
>>317212789
Does becoming a ghost mean getting a gf will become easymode?
Guys I think I figured it out. We just have t̩̻͖̱o̦͈ ȩ̵̛̗̯̬͕͚̮ń̲̞̟d̡͖̙̹͈̠̤͚ i̸̪͔̼̭͈̜̲͜͜͟͠ṭ̰̙͍̼̪͙̬̫̩̼͈̣͓̟̩́͜͝ ҉̡̙̝̳̺̫̞̫̺͕̼̣͚̖͖̮͍͉͍̠a̬͎͓͉̫̤̣͔͓̠̤̖̮͘͞l͕̖̖̳̰͍͙̜͍̬͟͝l̯͓͍̳̭̰̝̫͕͉̩̦̰͎͚̺͟͡.͈̫̙͜͝
̶̪̠̖̤͈̩̻̮͘
>>317213606
Do it motherfucker
We literally have less than a dozen pieces
>>317213452
Where you want to meet big boy?
>>317213648
Alright stop fucking buying processed ass ramen and get some rice and beans into your life. Cheap as shit and healthy too.
This one always gets replies
>>317211742
>This is what pol really believes.
>>317213676
fucking what?
why is the KFC mascot guy fighting himself with the fucking flash in the background?
>>317212557
We live in the age of easily obtainable information, nigga, research this shit
>>317213828
Is that Phoenix Wright?
>>317213780
my brother just told me today that rice and beans are unhealthy for me, though. apparently they're even more full of calories or something
>>317210965
This sounds like the Tumblr definition of what is probably your average reverse harem anime.
>>317212863
so? we have a better overlord now.
>>317213907
Nah that's just her dad
>>317213828
>dancing with the corpse bride
But he never loved her.
>>317211270
Felt then laughed, thanks /co/
>>317213890
>carbs not being a subset of calories
>sodium having any effect on weight besides minor water retention
>implying cholesterol isn't digested as saturated fat
should I post the full picture?
>>317213648
>sedentary lifestyle
>eating nothing but 380 calorie, 14 g of fat, 1820! fucking g of sodium, 52 g of carb garbage
Fucking kill yourself already instead of doing it slowly you incredible waste of skin, I guarantee with how much of that trash you're eating at least half of your total weight is just water from the sodium and carbs
Your kidneys are probably already so far beyond repair the edema is causing your brain to malfunction if you believe shit like you said in >>317213968
>>317213968
Well when I say healthy, I mean they're a healthy way to intake calories. Also like I said they're dirt cheap. A simple pot of beans slow cooked with a hamhock is like less that $7 and can feed me for a week.
>>317213394
It's been finished for a few years now
Ok, /v/ Erma time
Mouth, front, or back?
>>317214139
Not if you want this thread to live, horsefucker
>>317208658
>DUDE GORE WE ARE SO LE EDGY TEEHEE XD
Please leave
>>317208836
>not this
>>317214204_____All_of_them______
>>317212047
Isn't a gigabyte 1024 megabytes?
>>317214206
>horse
>>317214148
The average recommended intake of sodium for an adult male is 3g, you're retarded.
>>317213236
So you never visited /pol/ l, I take it?
>>317214305
It's sad that this is me.
>>317211298
Thanks Doc!
>>317209014
tfw joel mchale will never host again
>>317214409
Do these ever have a joke beyond "lol she's scary XD"
>>317214409
These are great
Simple, but great
>>317214148
i mean i don't understand why you're so angry, literally what did i ever do to you anyway? all the other replies were nice and kind, telling me how to fix my diet. i guess the kidney thing helps too, but the kill-myself-comment is certainly not needed.
>>317208530
that unicorn...
>>317214331
You're thinking bits, not bytes.
>>317214409
Wouldn't this be detrimental to her education?
>>317214502
Sounds like you need a nice tall glass of "Shut the fuck up and enjoy the antics of this cute little girl monster", buddy.
>>317213236
>/pol/
>neo-nazi
/pol/ is just anti-jew.
>>317211027
Oh god damnit. It works...
Today I will remind them.
>>317213204Gonna break the circlejerk to say that image makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. Like, how old is that baby?
>>317214587
That's part of the joke.
>>317214597
what is her costume supposed to be?
>>317214373
Fuck me, I missed a "m," guess that doesn't make you anymore fucking retarded for thinking you need 3 goddamned grams of the stuff, huh. Enjoy your hypertension and early death, champ.
>>317214409I wanna fug the teacher
>>317214702
A normal girl. This is explained further.
>>317214757
Me too, remembers me to guijira art style.
>>317214678
This comics way too heavy handed to be effective in any manner
>>317213606
>wacom
thanks for reminding me I spent 200$ on a wacom tablet and have done nothing with it for 2 years
It's probably fucking scratched to hell thanks to books and things being on it
>>317214597
I want to fuck that babysitter.
>>317214851
Should've got into Osu
>>317207056
>Le you must eat unhealthy to be fat meme
Oh piss right off faggot, it has nothing to do with the "healthiness of food" that idiots have started preaching lately with their "organic superfood" and whathaveyou bullshit.
>>317211882
This anon has it right.
>>317214851
>Lost all motivation to draw
I'm trying to get back into it. Have been doing recent work on the Wii U but I feel guilty seeing my tablet collect dust.
˥O˥
>>317214960
>m-muh genetics
Eat less and stop making excuses you disgusting piece of shit
>>317210079
Where did the libertarian roads meme originated from exactly?
True 2bhon
>>317208641
>Exersize
>Doing shit
You have to workout hard for an hour to burn off two cans of soda worth of energy. It's a thousand times easier to lose weight by just not fucking drinking the soda in the first place and diet restrictions than actually having enough time to exercise every single day enough to make any difference.
>>317210441
this is such a bad edit
it doesn't do anything but make it worse
>>317213278
Sports and sports fan culture is a meme.
The religious and state-recognizerd institution that is marriage is a meme.
The family unit is a meme.
Societal norms enforced to retain the community and comfort brought by a highly tailored way of life are a meme.
Civilization is a meme.
Normies have been the real meme-masters, the real in-joke craftsmen, all along. We paste some other character over George Costanza's head and think we're clever. Normies have been snidely redeveloping their own memes over thousands of years. Any given meme contains layers upon layers of ironic and/or referential content that you would only fully grasp the absurd appeal of if you weren't a fucking newfag who refused to lurk more.
We just couldn't grasp the tapestry of it all because we're failures.
>>317209363
That unicorn comic is in the newspaper in my area. Its ok
>>317215010
Fuck you! That's a Bounce House!
>>317212570
>last panel
gets me everytime
>>317215010
aint it called ballon castle?
>>317215142
Whoa
How about this
Wait for it
What if
Get this
What if
You eat less and properly
AND
wait for it
AND
Exercise?
>>31721519
>>317210731
Memes are power, hide them well.
>>317215063
>The proper course of action to deal with somebody who doesn't want to give me free things is to steal from them!
Halloween is a shit holiday that makes kids greedy assholes
>>317210280
what the fuck does this even mean
>>317215229
No fuck off.
>>317211487
>not putting your ketchup in the fridge
>>317215294
Dota comic. Now that I mention this someone will get irrationally angry at me and/or the game and shitpost incessantly about it.
>>317214231
Post the original
>>317213828
>>317213919
>>317214016
>>317214597
>>317214696
>>317214883
What is it with guys making these autistic comics where they have a imaginary wife and daughter AND publish them for everyone to see? What the fuck? I'm so ashamed of my gender.
>>317210689
>Read anon's post and automatically agree that I'm easily brainwashed
>Read this one and automatically agree that I'm not easily brainwashed
I am ruined.
>>317215063
Eustace?
Since when do you fucks hate Ronnie.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
>>317214027
>Dance
>love
Beta?
>>317213676
Wait if the easy way gets harder then possibly at one point it will become comparatively harder than the original hard way and thus become the new hard way, and since the hard way always wins according to him there wouldn't be any reason to switch back to or even start on the formerly hard but currently relatively easy way what am I even trying to say?
>>317215010
It's called a fucking bounce(y) house who the fuck calls it that shit
>>317215228
What if it's not a castle
>>317215198
What if it's not a house
did you guys ever think about that? fucking faggots
>>317215386
Sounds great fuckboi, I'll be over here enjoying my comics
>>317215483
It's actually a balloon-fort, anon
>>317214678
>You must be deceiving yourself if you don't believe what I believe
Lol
>>317215313
Sorry you can't operate a treadmill, anon. It's a shame you doubled the time you were losing weight by not putting in the effort for quicker, proven results.
>>317209905
2011-2012 /v/ was god awful
Literally XD XD XD LE REDDIT in every single thread. It was even worse than the t,bh s,mh f,am shit
>>317215434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsA3DxeqtZ4
>>317215434
tfw no qt ghost waifu or daughteru
>>317215507
it's called an "inflatable structured bounce assistance device"
>>317215434
I'm sure those skellingtons have exactly what she was looking for.
aBONERit was too easy.
>>317213327
>/int/
>oc
90% of /int/ content is stolen from other obscure imageboards.
you know, in my opinion these threads keep getting better
>>317215562
/d2g/ here, it's still like that there.
>>317215583
Why not both?
>>317215089
Libertarians don't believe in public infrastructure and services because they're retarded. So now whenever anyone brings up these things they go
>muh roads
because they have no argument and want to deflect from the topic.
>>317215386
Because it is natural to want to love and protect cute little girls
>>317213158
It could just be avant-garde
>>317215638
Just for filesize.
>>317212706
>Literally traced the teacher from Invader Zim
>>317215690
>groups of people aren't allowed to have their own hobbies
>individuality is bad, everything should be all-inclusive
>>317213027
It's /po/ you fucking newfriend
>>317211848
i dont even feel like reading this shit it spews out
Is this by the guy who drew the dogfucking comci?
>>317215562
Thank fucking god the age of Lenny was short lived.
>>317215690
Well he's not wrong.
>>317215585
>dotted quarters in 3/4
>>317215861
DENTAL PLAN
>2012 was 3 (soon 4) years ago
>>317215805
Because it is supposed to be the teacher from invader zim
>>317213027
Excpt it was /jp/
>>317215554
>Doubled
Are you a stupid fuck or something? I have already shown that to fucking do anything diet is required. If I wanted to double my weightloss I would have to fucking do 4 hours of exercise every fucking day. Wow anon how fucking practical. Yep, I didn't want to do anything between work and sleep anyways. You sure are a bright one aren't you anon?
>>317215914
None of the measures make any sense
>>317215916
LISA NEEDS BRACES
>>317215294
There's a character in DOTA 2 who has an ability that hurts people when they move.
I don't know much but what I can tell he used it and I would assume the female hero is speedy and killed herself with it.
>>317215926
2014 was almost two years ago
That marked me being on this site for a decade
These are pretty lame to be honest with you my family, I've seen much better and cuter 4koma.
>>317208104
I raughed
>>317212159
I can only hope i don't miss the full version.
>>317215132
Is there anything wrong with this behavior?
Ever heard of "enemy of my enemy is my friend"?
>>317215916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I94w30LszoQ
>>317216175
Why don't we just take John Cena
and put him against ISIS
>>317215997
>can't read music
>>317216072
what does "mid mis blood going bot care wind" mean in english
>>317214565
and you're literally retarded
>>317216193
I... I don't understand
>>317213676
Oh shit, sauce?
>>317216185
But they are both almost as equally as bad, arguably the companies making shit games are worse than feminists.
>>317213828
Why is the lady from Frozen dancing with The Phantom from the opera?
>>317215690
Nigga what the fuck is the point this artist trying to convey? there's not this gated goddamn community you need to enter in order to gain new hobbies or interests.
All I get is
>BOOHOOO WUAAHHHH
>PLEASE STOP DOING YOUR OWN THING
>THIS IS OPPRESSIVE, YOU MUST CATER TO MY PERSPECTIVE
>STOP HAVING INVIDUAL OPINIONS YOU MEAN PEOPLE WHO I COINCIDENTALLY DRAW AS MANCHILDREN TO MAKE DEMONIZATION EASIER
>>317216270
The hero in the middle lane is missing, bloodcyka is heading towards the bottom lane to kill windranger
>>317216185
Hopefully bait.
>>317216270
> "mid mis blood going bot care wind
The enemy from the middle lane is missing, Bloodseker is going bottom, be careful Windrunner.
>>317216270
Middle lane is missing bloodseeker going bottom lane take care windranger.inb4 ASSFAGGOTS
>>317216314
They look like they're from The Ring
>>317216263
I didn't look at it and assumed it was the other iteration that made no sense. This one still has two that don't
>>317214331
There's two measurements, yours is the one use mostly by computers and such, however for some reason I forget they also sometimes just use multiples of a thousand (usually on the box of HDDs and such to misrepresent how much data they have)
You ever notice how sometimes you would buy a 256 gig disk and it only actually had 238 gigs of storage? Well now you know why.
>>317210036
HORSE COCK! HORSE COCK! I wanna see!
>>317215971
Apparently you're a stupid fuck who can't recognize hyperbole. Point still stands, you'd have lost more weight quicker with just one hour at the gym a day in addition to dieting. Sorry lifting some weights or light cardio is so much effort for your pathetic NEET frame.
>>317215529
>>317215761
But I mean come on, have you ever seen a woman do it?
>>317216459
Somebody has a high opinion of their comics despite not having any real jokes, depth or anything to them.
>>317215761
Yotsuba manages to be cute and funny, though. This is just playing the same joke in a various situations.
>>317215706
and
>>317213919
are pretty much the exact same punchline. It's not terrible, but it's very predictable. Like reading Garfield or something.
>>317216193
i would blackmom
>>317216459
Literally only the ring girl does
Black girl looks like a regular black girl
Where is joke
>>317216484
>You ever notice how sometimes you would buy a 256 gig disk and it only actually had 238 gigs of storage?
99.99999% of the time that data is being used by pre-installed software on the disk that makes it function in the first place.
>>317216554
It's just for fun, nigger. Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
>>317216443
>Windrunner
>That nigga is still posting Erma
Unfunny shit to be quite honest.
Can't you post something else
>>317216465
anon, it's right. It's just poorly written
>>317216193
>the mom in a wet white dress
Where's a drawfag when you need one?
>>317216615
When I start something I see it through, unlike your father.
>>317216548
Women don't need to make webcomics, they just go out and get themselves knocked up.
>>317216612
She runs like the wind
She isn't a park ranger
>>317216615
That's kinda hot
>>317216612
Stopped playing long ago, why'd they change her name?
>>317216696
>Cousin It
Good taste.
>>317215010
"Hoppeslott" - Jumpy-castle
The Norway has it down, bros.
>>317216465
1: quarter, half rest, 1 + 2
2: quarter, half note, 1 + 2
3: quarter, half note, 1 + 2
4: dotted quarter x 2, 1.5 x 2
>>317215914
I write dotted quarters in 3/4 all the time.
>>317216537
Who gives a shit if I could fucking lose ever so slightly quicker by spending at least an hour or two out of my free time? It's infinitely easier for every-fucking-one to fucking just do diet control and your fucking bullshit "exercise is super impotent" meme is just that, bullshit. So stop trying to justify your fucking stupidity and incoherence of the actual weightloss with worthless folk knowledge you dumfuck.
>>317216808
Because that's Sylvannas' last name
>>317216825
eh, reincarnation is a thing. I got literally millions of chances
>>317216861
so did the artist run out of Ideas for proper comic strips or something?
cause these have gotten shit
>>317216825
The problem is, there's no point in living
>>317216861
The black-and-white ones were better.
>>317216814
circle two eigth notes.
>>317216845
obviously you don't write music for people
Why is it that people that can draw decently is unfunny as fuck?
>>317216808
Jewzzard being jews again.
The same why the true king is now a fucking wraith.
And why obsidian destroyer had to be renamed like 4 fucking times.
It seems like they wanted to fuck around with Valve in return with OverWatch
Hey, this one's actually videogame related for a change.
>>317213962
>loss
>>317216896
Is it? No one knows for sure what happens after you die, because even if you reincarnated you wouldn't be yourself anymore.
You could be a stormfront neo-nazi in one life, and a sjw jewish tranny in the other.
>>317216956
>>317216970
These are just little extras, the main comic is still being updated.
>>317216992
>not writing music for dogs
psh
>>317216935
>>317217014
>>317217083
This is the only good webcomic on the internet
>>317216589
I have never seen an SJW promote something because a female character had ass. At most I've seen them promote a character because she had a thicker body in general, or conveniently ignore a character's sexualization because they liked the design enough.
>>317216956
They were Halloween Specials he cranked out per day,
>>317216964
the point is to work for grorious corporation and earn them many many dorrars
>>317216848
Where did I say it was it was "super important?" Why are you so upset about gyms that you'd post this many rage filled replies over proven facts? Did you get touched in a no-no place at your first day at the gym, anon?
>worthless folk knowledge
kek
>>317208641
How do people not fucking get how losing weight works when it's literally as simple as "EAT LESS CALORIES THAN WHAT YOU BURN"
LOL
>>317213204
>Caring about pest species
>>317215397
joan cornella is fucking hilarious
>>317216992
No, I write music on a computer, so when I write two notes in a 3/4 measure, one at the start, and one halfway through, it is, in fact, two dotted quarter notes. Two dotted quarters in a measure of 3/4 is great for creating a more plodding, deliberate pace compared to the normally laid-back, waltz-y pace 3/4 normally has. I'm not really sure why you think it doesn't work.
>>317216346
Honey mustard or BBQ?
>>317216648
On it.
I don't know if i'll be able to finish before the thread dies
>>317216819
When I cover my face with my hair my head looks like Cousin Itt.
>>317215467
You mean to say whatever way is currently the easiest will become harder and therefore better.
>>317217346
post it in the /aco/ drawfag thread.
>>317217346
Make sure to post it to the booru
>>317217280
uhhh sweet and sour, obviously. or donair if you have it
>>317216992
Unless you're trying to pull some sort of syntax bullshit, in which case, fuck that. Please don't put ties in my music where they're not fucking necessary.
>>317217260
How does he even comes up with this shit, the absolute madman
>>317215248
>Colonel Sunder
>>317217190
You did, in the first fucking post, where you fucking claimed that diet does nothing by itself something which you were completely wrong about and you continue to be wrong about you idjit.
>Proven facts
The only fact that has been proven in this entire chain of posts is that you are a stubborn ass who refuses to admit when they have been proven wrong. Now stop trying to play the "you mad" card and fuck off.
Well, I'm done. I'm gonna go play some videogames.
>>317215337
Erma a cute
A
C
U
T
E
>>317217346
I wish drawfags did something original sometimes instead of whoring themselves to random retards with shit ideas.
>>317214027
jack skellington wasn't IN corpse bride you fuck
>>317217418
How does her dad not die if everything else aside from her mom does?
>>317217270
It really bugs me how so many people don't know what a strawman is
Strawman isn't a be-all phrase for argument that is wrong, a strawman is an argument that has nothing to do with the original argument and is used to detract from the original point
She follows the original point throughout the comic with her attempt to refute it
>>317217449
this one's a personal favorite
>>317217432
>complain about people telling you what you're sexually attracted to
>all men are sexually attracted to the same things
X
D
>>317213421
Starfox doesn't wear boots, he had his legs amputated and had prosthetics put on. Apparently it helps with blacking/redding out in Hi-G flight.
>>317217542
It's magic bitch I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>317217270
>>317217432
The best part about this one is the follow-up strip where the girl says "Because so many people called me out, that proves me right."
>>317214678
fucking saved this is half of the threads on /v/
>>317217461
>he thinks I'm the guy that posted how you can only lose weight with exercise
And this is how I know you're a moron. I'd screen cap my (you)s but you're clearly not worth the effort if you can't tell posters apart.
>>317217583
Sarcasm
>>317217583
Well biologically you should be, anything else would be aberrant.
>>317217484
Thanks. I enjoyed them.
Also, ill post the most recent one then since you're heading out..
>>317217115
>>317217447
it's division of notes.
3/4 is in 3 right? so seeing all beats (1 2 and 3) is easier for beginners. If you have a dotted quarter, your visually omitting beats 2 and 3 which can be difficult for sight reading and make more groups mess up.
6/8 is in 2 so two dotted quarters notes wouldn't be out of the ordinary since the measure is divided into 123 and 456.
Always maker it easier the player you'll get less mistakes during rehearsals.
>>317217664
Your dick is aberrant.
>>317211298
I don't understand. How is the Confederacy in any way related to GG?
>>317217583
>all men are also
>also
reading
comprehension
HA HA
CUTE CAT
VIDEO GAMES
HA
>>317217640
>Ha you thought I was the guy you replied to, but instead I'm just a random fuck who jumped in, you must be stupid to not be able to tell anonymous posters apart
Wow, you sure got me anon, boy is there egg on my face.
>>317214678
dumb fatherposter
neet masta race
>>317217731
Be that as it may.
>>317217794
that's why you never assume you're replying to the same guy
protip: I'm neither of those people you replied to.
>>317217916
And why do you assume I am?
>>317217769
>>317217652
Wait what? I'm really confused about what the actual point the author of that post is trying to make. It's not he author of the comic, is it?
>>317217916
>>317217979
>implying I'm not both of you
>>317217848
>Implying terry is girly
Not shway at all.
>>317213410
is this the guy who was on that show with the obese woman
>>317218010
The author of that post was saying that different people are attracted to different things, and this causes the comic creator's argument to fall apart rather quickly.
>>317217528
anon no need to get upset over something so trivial
>>317217794
>I'm so upset someone suggested I exercise that I can't see glaring differences in syntax and punctuation and am still trying to save face
Exercise + diet > just diet
>>317218023
>Implying 4chains isn't one giant AI experement in robots replying to themselves
>>317218010
The point is that the comic is full of shit and that all men and women have different opinions on what's beautiful or sexy
>>317217528
I wish porn was easier to commission from the people that do it for free anyway
why do 4chan drawfags hate money so much
>>317218082
I see, for some reason I had assumed the post author was the comic author and was commenting on the comic they posted for whatever reason.
>>317206347
>not posting the secret words
"Hmm. This is a nice shrine. I should have imagined some money to put in the donation box. Weird, you'd think I could just imagine it now, but it's not working. Oh well, what's down this road? Hey! A bath house!" "RONNIE, NO!"They're not very funny this time.
>>317217563
A strawman is an argument that is either known or constructed to be weak and is construed as the argument or a key part of the argument the other side is making only to be easily knocked down. It doesn't have to be unrelated.
>>317218112
>Glaring differences
Please point out these "glaring differences"
>>317216825
Nigga this guy said this to justify pushing people to walk across a 40-story tall balance beam
They didn't even pay the one dude that didn't die afterwards
>>317213027
Everyone knows he loved /a/ best.
>>317216548
Uh, isn't Twilight and all that romance novel shit with a shirtless muscleguy on the cover in grocery store magazine sections basically the same thing?
>>317218128
Needs a "Which 2hu wud u fug" edit in that last panel
>>317218365
>>317218450
I remember smbc being slightly funny
weird
>>317218458at least he got his face toasted
>>317218458
>>317218458
>pushing people to walk across a 40-story tall balance beam
Well they already fucked up, the penalty for giving up was death, so the speech was redundant since everyone was fucked
RIP Sahara
>>317217729
Ah, right, it's been a long time since I last performed music, so I forgot how difficult it is for a lot of the other singers/players to process slightly complex rhythms.
That said, I still can't say that I remember seeing anything but two dotted quarters in that sort of situation. You COULD tie a quarter to and eighth, and then have the second note be an eighth tied to a quarter (in that order), but I feel like that would cause an especially large amount of visual noise, thus making it even more difficult to interpret. I personally find just two dotted quarters to be a more easy-to-interpret form.
>>317218319
No, it's straight up trying to refute something the original person didn't say
Example: cakes are delicious
Response: cakes make you fat
>>317216825
Every one of the 100 billion people who have ever lived has lived a meaningless life. One more ain't going to make a difference.
>>317217623
>half
>implying
>>317218128
This woman is living my dream RIGHT NOW
>>317218624
but cakes do make you fat, that's a compelling reason not to eat them.
you have convinced me anon, fuck cakes
>>317218624
I don't even know what you're talking about, but you're fucking wrong, that isn't anything like a strawman
>>317218513
They don't draw comics of themselves having kids with them every week and post on internet.
>>317218406
>expecting me to spoonfeed you
I'm not your English teacher, anon. Compare my posts to the one you replied to with the Touhou and figure it out on your own.
>>317217145
one more, just4u
what happen to this thread?
>>317218676
>A completely accurate comic
What
>>317217164
Plebcomics are based on actual conversations and stuff that the artist has seen, so I'm assuming at least one person did this.
>>317218624
No it isn't where the fuck are you getting your definition from?
Are you sure you aren't thinking of a nonsequiter argument?
>>317212531
So did the dad summon a ghost/spoopy monster, then romance and fuck it? That's some Rance-tier shit right there.
>>317218692
Meanwhile the original guy talking about cakes just wanted to say how tasty they were and now he's crying in the corner watching his argument set the thread on fire
Really, that one comic about someone making a thread on /v/ is a pretty good example of a strawman personified
>>317218858
Literally this
http://exhentai.org/g/642962/4926a5c653/
>>317218563
yeah, what you used in 3/4 was fine to get the joke across.
2/4 would be simpler. Satisfies the joke and the musically autistic although looking more dull
Quarter - Rest | Quarter - Quarter
Quarter - Quarter | Quarter Quarter
>>317218839
>>317218773
Do you want to look it up?
It's called a strawman because it attracts crows away from the crops.
>>317218365
This is exactly what I've been trying to say.
>>317218778
>He's actually trying to pull this shit
Oh fuck off.
>>317218784
My all time favorite
>>317218775
What about otome games and what-not?
And I'm sure plenty of them do they're just widely unsuccessful because the demographics for webcomics still lean towards males anyways, most women usually want single-panel, silly "meme" shit they see on facebook anyways.
>>317218971
What the fucking shit? Where in God's name did you hear that?
It's called a "strawman" because you set up the straw man, and then you knock it down. It's a stand in for the opponent, but it cannot defend itself. That's why it's called a straw man.
>>317217014
Different skill sets, usually. Not always, but in general the artfags and the wordfags are two different camps. Comic books usually aren't written/drawn by the same guy, and animated films are often written/directed by someone who doesn't fucking draw.
>>317218971
I would like to take this opportunity to state that even if you're pretending to be stupid you're still stupid
>>317219065
Google it, it takes seconds
>>317218931
coincidentally, a bunch of those comics are also there
http://exhentai.org/g/873696/80e23fb371/
>>317218971
You made me laugh more than half of the comics posted in this thread.
>>317218995
I want to fuck Mary-sensei.
>>317219163
that was so weak and it still got me a little, I feel dumb
>>317219167
She's not nearly as cute IRL.
But the drawings tho
>>317219163
I got a little scared but then I laughed.
>>317216548
In the depths of DeviantArt, it has been done.
>>317219138
I did google it, every sorurce I found agrees with me.
>http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html
>"Straw man" is one of the best-named fallacies, because it is memorable and vividly illustrates the nature of the fallacy. Imagine a fight in which one of the combatants sets up a man of straw, attacks it, then proclaims victory. All the while, the real opponent stands by untouched.
>Full Definition of STRAW MAN. 1. : a weak or imaginary opposition (as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted.
>The so-called typical "attacking a straw man" argument creates the illusion of having completely refuted or defeated an opponent's proposition by covertly replacing it with a different proposition (i.e., "stand up a straw man") and then to refute or defeat that false argument ("knock down a straw man") instead of the original proposition.[2][3]
etc etc
>>317218995
That's actually pretty cool.
>>317218989
My mistake, I forgot you live such a fast paced lifestyle that doesn't afford you time for exercise, let alone simple analysis. Here are a few key words to make it easier for you: capitalization, verbosity, and punctuation.
>>317219378
>cake is tasty
>cake makes you fat
>>317219437
And you expect me to make a distinction based on only two posts which ever actually significantly deviate from the norm in what could easily be simple mistakes or deliberate shit posting?
Okay anon sure.
>Limit reached
Finally, I can go to sleep
>>317219612
Anon, were you not aware that people can only write in one style?
baka @ u desu senpai :^)
>>317219558
That is not "covertly replacing" the argument, once again that is a completely different argument altogether. Furthermore at that point we were discussing the definition of strawman and you had been distinctly proven wrong.
>>317219612
I'd expect you not to get furious about exercise to the point you shat out this many bitter posts, but you failed me on that account as well.
check my 6
>>317219746
lol u tk him 2 da |?
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