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what are some games that wish you a happy birthday
>>316851645
fuck you that's exactly how my 20th was
MGS V.
Only 7 more months to go for me ;_;
>>316851861
That's fucking great
>>316851682
this is so sad
I would have gone to his party ;_;
project mirai/diva games
>>316851969
>cheesits
haha
>>316851682
All these old images
>>316851861
Is that a girl? If so, she's pretty. Why doesn't she have more people?
>>316851969
At least this guy's place was festive
>>316851645
Project Diva F and F 2nd give you a special birthday event if you visit the diva room on your birthday.
>>316851645
all I did for my 19th was play animal crossing and be sick. a friend got me undertale and sent me a message that just said "birth"
time is a fucking illusion anyway who cares.
MAY YOUR SKIES STAY BLUE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUplay MGSV, and happy birthday.
>>316851645
>>316851783
One of these has got to be a staged reference to the other, right? They're too uncannily similar not to be.
>>316851861
>Mfw this was my30th birthday in a nutshell.
>>316851682
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK WHY DID NO ONE GO TO HIS PARTY /V/
>mum stopped making cakes for me around 16
>either buy them myself now or have none
fuck all of you who call think these guys are losers, I want someone to make me a huge cake and eat them myself
>>316852105
Looking good isnt what get people friends anon.
Its just hard for some people to interact with other.
>>316852145
> sent me a message that just said "birth"
kek
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
tfw these were all me once I turned 20
>>316852021
Cheetos?
>>316852105
It's a boy.
>have a good belief that no one is going to give a shit about your birthday
>proceed to have a massive cake and / or party anyway
Why would you do that to yourself? You're basically highlighting how much of a friendless person you are.
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Animal Crossing: City Folk
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
>>316852145
>undertale
>19th birthday
>>316851783
>you laughed at this image years ago
>then it turned out to be you
>>316852303
fucking normalfag. i dont care how old he is
>>316852310
some people have hope
>>316852380
This
>>316852303
Fuck, man...
>>316852369
this so fucking much.
>>316852303
>>316851783
>>316851861
>>316851969
>>316852107
>>316852191
let this be a reminder that no one deserves to be alone. fuck you anon
>>316852191
Ohhhh... ;-;
>>316852317
Yeah i bought new leaf two days ago and when I woke up yesterday they threw me a little party. It was cute as fuck. Gave me a fuckin soda machine.
>>316852303
>lol teehee im snapping this pic of some old dude who carries a picture of his wife :'(((((( pls like if you cry - (Obnoxious Bitch) tagged in this photo
>>316851645
>>316851783
Hope theyre in college and just had summer birthdays
Why are birthday parties a thing? They just make me feel weird and uncomfortable. Being the center of attention sucks.
>>316852310
Because I really love eating cake
>>316852303
fuck, i was waiting for this 1 to be posted
>>316851682
nobody deserves this
not even hitler
I wish I could go back and try everything again.
>Caring about you're birthday after the age of 13
I understand spurging a bit on something like a present to yourself or food, but there's no point in making a big deal out of it. If you really want to do something make an excuse to hang out with some friends or do something at home you normally dont do if ur a loner.
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
see when it's my birthday, I snort a whole bunch of cocaine, go out to some bars/clubs/pubs with some friends, flirt with a tranny and end up banging them later that evening
(I've been doing this for years help)
also mgsv does this
>>316852191
f...fuck.
>>316851645
>used to laugh at images like these and think "haha that will never be me"
And here I am now.
>>316852363
what's wrong with undertale
it was what I got them for their birthday since they had been excited about it for months, and it released two days before their birthday anyway.
don't understand the 19th greentext either.
>>316852778
pics of the tranny?
>>316851682
T-thanks.
>>316852757
Whats it like to be in love /v/?
With a real person that loves you back, not a cartoon waifu who doesn't know of your existence.
>>316852303
>guy is obviously having a nice meal with his wife who has passed on into a better place, a place he will join her in the near future
>WOW DIS IS SO SAD ;________;
You guys are such tools holy shit.
>tfw have resigned myself to not caring about birthdays
It's an okay feel.
>>316852757
This. I genuinely don't care. I guess some people feel obligated because it's what everyone else does.
>tfw birthday in one week
>already nervous for the (lack of) comments on my FB profile
send helium tank
>>316852956
The only answers this question will get is shitposting because no one here has a real answer.
>>316852303
haha, stupid old man
where are these cakes, but for 30 year olds? i'll need one next month
People on /v/ like birthday parties?
I thought you were so anti-social that you wouldn't want any of that shit. I certainly know the best part of my birthdays is drinking a bottle of vodka on my own.
>>316852757
>12th birthday party
>one person shows up
>>316852989
its less about the man and more about what's going on to the right of the screen
look harder
>birthday is September 7
>was knee-deep in MGSV at that point
>get an urgent call back to Mother Base
>assume it's the FOB mission
>hear gunfire
>"FOB TIME LET'S GO!"
>mfw it breaks into a birthday cutscene
I still maintain that despite the bad taste the ending of the game left, it was a fun ride.
>>316851682
This man works some hard ass construction job all day and nobody goes to his birthday
>>316852874
That guy actually looks like a decent guy too
I spent my last 3 birthdays going out and drinking because I just don't know anymore
>>316853018
>FB
quit that shit
seriously if you haven't already shut it down just stop logging on
>>316852303
Why are women always such bitches? Why does she even have to appear in that goddamn pic? Fucking attention whores... Sometimes it's unbearable to handle how they behave
>>316852874
I know that feeling anon
>>316852757
you mean after the age of 21, that's when you've hit all your milestones.
even then 19-20 birthdays aren't all that significant.
>this thread
I didn't ask for this.
>>316853018
>tfw birthday in one week
same anon. whens your birthday? mines the 23rd
Those birthday pics are the saddest thing in the world and I fear it's gonna happen to me one day
>>316852956
It's just a distraction from the inevitable truth that life is merely a painful experience with the purpose of death
>tfw you haven't celebrated the majority of your birthdays
>>316853018
Anon ur gonna get fb comments on ur birthday, its impossible not to get fb comments on ur birthday.
Unless people hate u or ur nothing to them.
>>316853018
>birthday in a month
feeling the same. I stat getting anxious like two months in advance for the lack of comments
>>316853225
Kinda this.Feel a little bit bad about it though.
>>316853075
Same shit happened to me. I had a bunch of work to get done the day before my birthday, and once I had finished it I played some MGSV around midnight. Totally forget it was my birthday until the game reminded me.
>Used to laugh at these pictures
>I'm on the path of experiencing them first hand
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Birthdays are meaningless. Not even trying to be edgy but why do people care about them. It's just another day, no different than the last.
>>316853064
Only two replies even noticed the dumb bitch taking the photo.
>>316851682
Jesus, really? I only have like 30 friends on facebook, 28 of them never have any interaction with any of my posts, and every year on my birthday every fucking one of them is flooding my feed with "Happy birthday!". I hate it. I don't even tell any of them happy birthday anymore and they still do it.
>>316853226
>or ur nothing to them
haha y-yeah
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
This is too real, I'm out
>>316852227
I went to a strip club with my girlfriend for my30th.
is there something that fundamentally goes wrong with people once they pass 16 and hit 20?
ive been noticing it for everyone, they have a nice 16th birthday with friends and but the time they're 20, all the friends have distanced eachother and have lonely lives from then on
t. buttmad 20 about to be 21 year old
Xbox got your back family member
>be so anti social that I barely walk out of my house
>it's been like that for 5 years now
>one friend wanted to invite me to a pub on my birthday
>decline because poorfag and I don't feel comfortable with people paying for me
>wishes me happy birthday
>next day another friend tells me he went with the one that called me the other day to the pub and got wasted for his money
>didn't even wish me happy birthday
>tomorrow is my birthday
>I'm turning exactly 20
What the fuck /v/
>>316852956
Its honestly the best feeling ever, better than vidya.
Its not loving someone that makes you feel good, although it does feel good, its the love you get back that makes you wonder if you've finally found meaning to life. The feeling you get when you can see she's miserable without you is second to none.Highly optimistic here but don't give up /v/irgins, there's always time.
>>316853403
Well u dug ur own grave anon. if you actually put some minor effort into ur relationships, you woudlnt be in this situation now would you.
>that time the shrink made me do something for my birthday party even though I did rather treat it like a normal day
That shit was super awkward and almost nobody came, and nobody wanted to drink too.
Fuck, after a while it just end on me playing Streets of Rage with a bro.
>>316853462
>they have a nice 16th birthday with friends
y..yeah... we all had that...
>>316853462
early friends always suck, youll be more selective with friends from now on
if you stay in the house you make no friends
simple
I can see how these images look sad and stuff but you also got to remember that their parents which most likely love you the most took time off to even make you something or even hug you on your birthday. No way you can''t atleast feel a bit warm inside that your parents love you so much even though you don't come from a super rich home.
I should know. I rarely have friends over but knowing that my parents will always be there is the warming feeling there is. Sure I'm going to have to live with them passing at one point but for now I love every minute with them.
>>316853018
>frogpost
>worried about people not sending you messages about your birthday
>on facebook
Have you tried not being such an outcast?
>>316853462
everybody becomes a college/wage slave at that age.
>>316852757
I believe that your birthday is only as important as other people make it to be
And I don't mean empty Facebook posts, I mean mates inviting you out for the night to celebrate another year of your life
Otherwise it's just another day
>>316853513
h-happy birthday
I stopped giving a fuck about my birthday when it was clear nobody else wanted to spend it with me
only reason I celebrate it at all is because my mom thinks it's important for me to have a good time, so I pretend I'm enjoying myself
when she dies I'll probably just live off the inheritance until it runs out then kill myself
>>316853306
>>316851783
>>316851645
Why do these all look like the first picture of a Russian Incest porn thumbnail gallery?
>>316853596
>if you stay in the house you make no friends
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN DO OUTSIDE
FUCK
I'M SICK OF BEING A SHUTIN
>>316852876
Someone is probably going to reply with something like.
>Undertale is such a meme game
You should ignore them.
How many of you guys would legit have no one show up to your next birthday?Family doesn't count
>>316853513
Hope you have a happy birthday anon.
>>316853521
>Mfw I knew this feel
>she left me
>she moved on but I haven't
>tries to hurt me if we ever come into contact by telling me shit that rips me apart
Just end myself family, love can be the best thing if it's In your favour but can ruin your lives if not lads
Honestly not having a ton of friends doesn't bother me. My 19th was yesterday and I just drove over to a friends house, asked him if he wanted to get some birthday icecream, and then proceeded to drive around town picking up softserve vanilla and fancy rootbeer.
Then we picked up some pork ramen and chopped up a bunch of leftover boneless pork-ribs and made some nice fucking ramen. Drank rootbeer floats and ate ramen for my birthday, and it was pretty nice.
Basically, you don't need parties to have cool birthdays.
>be 13 to 18 birthday
>had almost 0 friends
>every birthday my aunt would take me to McDonalds to dinner
>most likely out of pity
I know she had good intentions now, but back then it felt really bad
>>316853703
You can always go to other people's houses, or eat out with people, or just go any stupid place and have dumeass conversations that occasionally lead to something interesting.
>>316853774
I don't even have friends, not even coworkers.
>>316852956
for me it was kind of like having an extension of myself. like when I want to be alone and not talk to anyone I still just wanted to have them around me, we didn't have to say anything but just being around each other was comfortable and calming.
>>316853513
congrats
the next 5 years of your life are going to feel like a single year of your teenage life at school
it'll only fly by faster after that.
>>316853850
I've had no friends since I was 13.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316853774
Me, I neither have family or "friends". I don't even celebrate this day.
Christmas is good, it means everyone is at home and I take a long walk through the town and woods afterwards. Its always like no one was there.
>>316851969
birthday boy used to be a mod on 7c
Why is life so miserable
>>316853850
she cares about you anon. some people don't even have a family who cares
>>316852013
They do? Like if you play them on your birthday? Which ones exactly?
>>316853462
At 20 your supposed to be moving out of your parents house and connecting with other people, not still cooped up in your house like a teen
Thus all of these depressing photos
Its actually my birthday today and I turned 20. I honestly didn't realize until I saw this thread because I've been cramming for a biology test I'm about to fail. I just want to give up.
>>316853774
I could drop dead tomorrow and no one except my brother and my parents would show up for my funeral :_:
>>316852303
That fucking whore clearly laughing in the bottom right. So much so she feels the need to cover her smile with a cup.
Give this image no emotion, it was taken by some faggot who wanted to take the piss but turns out the image was emotionally too profitable so changed it from "piss take" to "human story", for more instagram likes
>>316853564
>be nice and helpful to people
>they ignore you and avoid you, only message you one word replies every couple of days
Inb4 I must have been an annoying autist, this happened with someone I was really close with and have known for around 7 years
>>316853703
>tfw I try to "go out" in genuine attempts to improve my life
>awkwardly walking around the city
>tried this many times when I was 17, 18, 19
>always felt bad because so many couples and groups of friends everywhere
>try to go biking
>feel even more lonely, having to rest and being all alone
>23 now, dont even go out anymore because I have more people to talk to here on 4chan
>>316853849
Sounds comfy.
>>316853996
>At 20 your supposed to be moving out of your parents house and connecting with other people, not still cooped up in your house like a teen
it sounds so fucking easy but why is it so hard
i wish i could be a productive normie
Friendships are like plants, in order to keep them around you have to water them and give them attention or they'll wither away.
You have to make an effort to keep them otherwise they'll drift away.
I know you had friends once /v/.
When did you stop? What happened?
>tfw spent my 9th birthday waiting for my dad to show up after he promised he wouldhe never didI'm 20 now and I haven't seen him since
>>316854015
just do it
you'll feel tranquility when the noose goes round your neck
>>316853018
Turning 29th on next monday
One year away from being a wizard
Haven't seen my family in 7 months
More than 12 years without having a real friend
it's shaping up to be a pretty shitty day
>Tfw you realize that your birthday is just a simple boring day
How old you was
I was 15
There is literally nothing wrong with spending your birthdays alone. People don't love one another. I bet you think your friends care about you. It's all fake. At least you are not surrounding by lies and fake smiles.
>>316853995
yes. yes. All of the ones released in the west do at least.
>>316851682
FUCK I'd have gone to his birthday
He seems like a really cool guy.
>27th birthday December 22nd
>Tell everyone I don't need parties, I don't need presents, that I'm just thankful for their company and I understand if they can't make it
>It's all a defense mechanism from years of nobody giving a shit
>I feel that everyone comments on FB out of obligation, not actual well-wishing
>I'd love to have friends over, play tabletop games (maybe the one I'm working on), and shoot the shit
>But it won't happen, it never does
>Approaching 30 slowly, I can almost see the sand in my hourglass depleting
>I wonder if I'll be able to handle getting even older>Probably not
videogames
>>316853850
Is your aunt poor or she is just cheap?
Either way I can buy a good frozen pizza plus a tub of ice cream for the price of a big mac meal, beats the hell out of eating in McDonald for dinner for sure.
>>316854039
>"nobody cares about me..."
>"... except these people that I don't care about"
Video games.
I'm on my way up.
ha i havent celebrated a birthday since i was in my teens
my last one no one showed up
not even my family
didnt hurt at all
>24th birthday next month
>gonna spend it alone because I'm working out of state and don't know anybody
If you dont have any friends and are too socially inept to make any then you might as well learn to do shit alone. Pick up a hobby, travel, or eat at a restaurant. Nobody's going to judge you for going to see a movie alone because they are too busy thinking about themselves just like you are.
wash yourself though.
>>316854149
how hideous are you? genuine question
>>316853018
>haven't posted on fb in over a year
>no one misses me
I mean it's fine because I still hang out with my friends in real life, but I want a fake internet social life too
>>316853850
>aunt being nice to you
It wasn't pity anon, and I hope you gave her what she really wanted
I dont think these birthdays are as bad as the pictures make them out to be, my entire life I always went to my grandmas house for my birthday, no friends (even when I had some) just some aunts and family members. We would eat pizza, cake open cards etc but it never felt lonely or awkward. still doing it at 22
>>316852380
he's a normie because he loved someone and had a sex life? kill yourself faggot
Who needs friends for a birthday party when you can make your own!
>>316853996
I'm 25 and I'm not leaving my parent's house anytime soon.
>>316853849
It's the people who don't even have that who I feel sorry for.
>>316854202
So you enter the Diva room or what? I guess you have to do that profile thing in the game.
i'm 30 next month, /v/
what should i do?
>last august had fun time in my birthday with people I knew for years
>mfw all of these people treated me like shit for the past month even though I haven't done anything wrong to them
>in fact they treated me like shit all the time it's just that they were wearing masks treating me nicely just not to upset my bigger brother who loved him more than me
Fuck everything. "Friends" come and go and even if I find myself in a situation like all the pics in this thread during my next birthday I would be smiling because my family are the only people that care about me.
I always had big parties for my birthday, to the point that I even dressed a dress in my 15 birthday and danced with a friend of mine dressed as a dude. It was fun.
But somehow my last birthday this year when I turned 22 somethin didn't feel fine. I'm not sure why, but I think I'm slowly going to fall to this miserable experience of having a cake to share with no one but myself and now I kinda not want to invite anyone to my next year bf party because... Well, I don't really know. Depression maybe
>>316851783
I remember seeing this picture very early on when I got on 4chan around 2007 or so I was barely 18.
I'm 26 now and older than the guy in the photo at the time it was taken and nothing has changed for me.
Don't be me, go outside and save yourself.
Live life, meet people, fall in love.
Don't fall prey to this horrible existence, there is still time for you.
>>316854192
happy 15th birthday, jose
>>316854092
You know, I had two really good friends. Both from pretty much when we were kids, and I was pretty much always the one that would keep us together and do shit. Eventually though one just started to trail off despite my best efforts and the other one followed not too long after. Best I can do is see them maybe once every few months.
tl;dr: doesn't always go that way
>>316853075
I was balls deep in the epidemic shit, and getting, and getting that urgent message made me think "oh shit, it's going down!", only for it to turn out to be nothing.
It did create an interesting narrative for my playthrough of how my men still try to find enjoyment in life while their comrades die one by one with no end in site.
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
Why
I'd totally go to their birthday parties
>>316854092
I moved to another country where people speak another language and all friendships in school were already formed. I'm also ugly because of a cancer I had no control over. My ugliness, accent and lack of self-steem has made getting new friends literally impossible, thanks for asking.
>>316854360
Spend time with your family. Cherish the moments you have with them. You never know when they will be gone.
>>316853995
Yeah. It was my birthday yesterday and Miku offered me a cake in Mirai. I could blow the candles with the mic too.
>>316854317
God thigh gaps looks so fucking stupid.
>It's common on /v/ to have a not video games related thread on /v/ by starting one of the following threads.
>1. Post a not video games related image on /v/ and post the text "what is a video game that let's me [insert not video games here] ?"
>2. Ask "what is the [insert not video games thing here] of video games?"
>3. Make a vaguely video games related topic yet post a not video games OP image with the intent on making the OP image the topic, rather than the text. This is typically followed by the OP samefagging asking about the OP image to direct the topic into talking about the image rather than the text.
>>316853018
Turn your birthday off in Facebook, you'll feel much better.
>>316854390
>Don't be me, go outside and save yourself.
>>316853530
Spending Christmas alone is worse than spending your birthday alone. You can feel that everyone else but you is celebrating something and having fun.
>>316854360
I hoped you dumped points in INT
>>316854085
It's not easy for anons like us
Remember, you don't have to be a normie to be content
>Turning 20 in two weeks
I'm scared
>birthday dinner with 4 friends masterace
This is the only acceptable way to do it.
>Haven't celebrated since I was 17
>Get flooded with happybirthday messages
>Ignore them
>Ended up drinking and smoking a blunt to my self every year since
>>316853638
Sounds like my life. Hang in there anon, we're all gonna make it.
>>316852645
Have I got an image for you, anon.
>>316854092
I lost contact with most of my high school as they went on with their lives, never made friends in college, my social phobia was too acute already.
Now I have basically one irl friend, and a group of online friends that I talk to for almost 10 years.
>>316851645
>tfw turned 20 a few months ago
>tfw look like him
>tfw similar situation
You guys are depressing, /v/
>>316854359
thats right
>>316851969
You must be joking.
Cake and little cupcakes were all hand made.
Mother fucking balloons and shit.
Son of a bitch has like 8 damn bags of cheetos.
That was better than my birthday
I got $40 total from my two friends that bothered
>I spent $50 on each of them
>1 of those didn't even bother to put it in a card or anything. just gave me a 20
>Didn't go out or ask
I spent the day rewatching red dwarf eating pringles and drinking glenfiddich
Parents don't want to know, didn't even say happy birthday.
Seriously, because of this birthday i'm not buying anyone presents this christmas and have booked a single table at a Michelin star restaurant. down payment was 200
>>316851645
This shit is exactly the reason why I stopped celebrating birthdays.
>>316853116
I know right? It's infuriating. Also she has that shitty kim kardashian look.
absolutely disgusting.
>>316854092
Well let me see
One day I just realized one of them was basically a total fucking dickhole, he was rude as shit to his mother and would shout at her when we hung out and would scream shit like "YOU FUCKING JEW" whenever we played video games (He was jewish and I was catholic which was the weird part)
Another one turned into a grade a dudebro that likes to give people unsolicitied life advice that he thinks sounds wise but honestly just becomes really annoying really quickly, especially when you can tell he has no idea what he's talking about. And he developed a habit of trying to get girls drunk so they would share intimate secrets with him, I don't know what the fuck was up with that.
One became an alcoholic and burned all of his bridges and refused to talk to anyone, no idea where he is currently.
More than a few just didn't see our friendship as worth maintaining after high school, we were friends basically because we shared a class together and it was convenient.
I'm only friends with one person at this point, we talk on skype pretty much every day and play games together sometimes, it's nice.
>turning 19 in a few weeks
I'm on /v/ so is it too late for me at this point?
>spent last 2 birthdays, thanksgivings, and a new year's eve alone
I wish I was dead most days, I'm just a coward
>>316852369
>it's happening to me in two months
>>316853395
>Used to get flooded with happy bithday on social medias, texts, calls and some people would show up at my house
>This year i got 4 happy birthdays on facebook and thats was it, not even my father said something.
>>316852956
Salty coins and bags of sand
>>316853774
I had one, it was even worse than not showing anyone.
>>316854268
>no aspiration
>"i'm on my way up"
kek
>>316853658
Because the equipment quality of '00s consumer digital cameras and film equipment used in russian fetish pornography is about the same.
>tfw i'm turning 20 in exactly 3 months
>tfw my life is a complete mess already
>tfw I want to get back with my ex (we broke up 3 years ago) and dream about her almost on a daily basis
Fucking hell.
>>316853774
When I turned 20yo, nobody appeared in my birthday party in a pizza restaurant, even while I said that nobody had to pay to eat.
I was so sad when I was getting back home, I almost cried in the taxi with my gf right next to me, but then the moment I opened the door it was all actually a ruse and they had a surprise party for me.
This was the greatest feeling of joy I have ever hasd in my life, knowing that they actually care for me enough to trick me and prepare something big without me knowing. Oh the good ol' days...
>>316852303
I wish I was dead.
>>316854735
>>316854601
Yeah this
>14th birthday I think
>nobody shows up
>cry but get over it
>parents make a big deal out of every birthday but I insist in not celebrating
>goes on until I move out
>it's been 3 years
>been drinking my dick off every 17th september for 3 years
>>316852956
It's intoxicating
Yall wouldn't be sad sacks of poop if you were busy being in love
>>316851645
I just came here and I'm already sad. Fuck
Also, in dissidia you could change the date to your birthday to get items.
I looked like that at my 20th birthday party. There was even people there. That's just the look you get when you are embarrassed that your mother still wants to do birthday parties for you and you don't have the heart to tell her to stop.
>>316854526
I think if I had to spend Christmas alone, I'd kill myself. I don't mean if I was out of country or locked in a shed or something, obviously. If I had nobody I don't think I'd make it to boxing day, the thought alone depresses me.
>>316853619
>>316853831
>>316853924
th-thanks!
>the next 5 years of your life are going to feel like a single year of your teenage life at school
You're right, this year is already feeling like that , now that I think of it.
>>316853469
I saw that e-mail once and it seriously felt like a prank. Why would you call paper a cake? Is this training for when 1984 finally starts with newspeak and doublethink?
>that feel when you realise your entire life is stagnating and everyone around you is finding not only jobs but careers and you have about a million different choices to make and the world wants yout to make them NOW but you just want to curl into a little ball and hide from it all, so you do and the world punishes you for it, and the worst part is there is always a tiny glimmer of hope that keeps you from descending into rampant alcoholism or suicide, and you just wish it would go away so you had some excuse for why your life is going nowhere, but you really dont so you chalk up everything thats going wrong to some problem you have that millions of other people have but are dealing with just fine so its not really an excuse, is it? And you dont have any friends since you left school, but they are still friends with each other, and worse than the hurt, worse than only finding about parties when their smiling faces are uploaded to facebook, is WHY they arent interested in you anymore. It would be better if they didnt like you, but their was just an ambiguous drifting apart and if you just had some reason you could fix it, like it was some part of you but isnt and no one will tell you, so there is nothing to fix, and its just you alone all day and you try to play videogames to take your mind off of it, but every game is the same quality as years ago but shit now because you are drepressed and angry and you cant get lost in anything for too long anymore and you come here to belong to a collective but you dont really belong. You dont belong to anything, and you try to blame it on aspergers and insomnia and bad people skills, but really you are just sad. You are one, sad little kid that everyone wants to be an adult and you cant take it, and being sad makes you sad and you cant stop being sad
>>316854620
jesus christ
>>316854620
what the fuck
Just be glad you arent a Japanese business man /v/
Feel thread?
https://vimeo.com/117371025
>>316852558
This picture was originally from a Facebook post, and it's actually worse than what you wrote. multiple people ate laughing and making fun of him and no one defends him
>tfw this year I have a job which means I have a legit excuse to not hang out with my family on my birthday
A whole bunch of DS games had birthday messages, pic related.
Also I think there was a DS Castlevania game that had a cake item only available on your birthday.
>>316853018
just delete your fb and reactivate later friendo.
>>316854620
>happy 21st birthday
I bet they all expected him to drink.
>Berkeley Jazz Festival
>I live close enough I could have gone
I'm sorry I didn't know!
>Him and his mom had to eat that huge cake all alone
>>316853774
I wouldn't invite anybody. So no one I guess.
>>316854849
>gf
Fucking kill yourself, normie.
>>316854849
>being good enough friends with people to get a surprise party thrown for you
>still being so insecure about that you cry when nobody shows up
for real?
if that happened to me I'd be smelling something fishy for sure
>>316854684
>1 of those didn't even bother to put it in a card or anything
to be fair I never get cards for my friend, though ive explained it many times to him and he agrees that they are stupid, though I did make 1 for him once on his 21st
>>316854390
I tried that shit.
Most people I've met are two-faced backstabbing bastards who would use you and will throw you into the trash once they see no use of you no matter how much you were nice and helped them. Not to mention that where I come from, nepotism is the only way to get a job.
So yeah, back to being a NEET. Fuck everything and everyone seriously.
Someone post the Christmas one
>>316855129
fuck you faggot
>>316855049
https://youtu.be/wK7GSARUs_Q?t=4m15s
>>316854843
>tfw I want to get back with my ex (we broke up 3 years ago) and dream about her almost on a daily basis
This. Fuck this. Fuck waking up and feeling like you have a flu just because for some reason your brain keeps playing the same old track as if scanning for the part where "it all went wrong" with her, when in fact it's just life. Fuck telling yourself to move on but brain's all like "fuck you, be depressed".
>>316851682
Hello darkness my old friend..
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316855129
No need to be so bitter. Remember it's your fault you don't have a girlfriend.
>>316855129
Fuck off /r9k/
>>316855003
Don't forget they offered a 25 cent credit for your birthday too
I forget who it was but this had to be more than 5-6 years ago. Some old dude had a birthday If I remember correctly it was posted up and I guess he was inviting or he was some war vet that seem to want company but didn't or something. On his birthday he was flooded with a shit ton of gifts cards and all that stuff. Sometimes /b/ can be good.
>>316855231
T-thanks Microsoft
For my birthday, I went to a picnic, where everyone celebrated a girl's birthday because my girlfriend knew her, only one person told me happy birthday.
you are all the reason why /v/ is such a shit hole now
please off yourself, each and every one of you
Wait till you're 30.
Every birthday will be an empty vacuum, since no one really celebrates your birth, and only expects you to celebrate theirs. At most, your mother and family might care, but you'll be lucky if they're alive.
But you'll likely be alone, in an apartment way too large for one person, celebrating nothing, because you had work the whole day, and no one at the office cares, and your work place doesnt celebrate birthdays, so no one will even ask.
You'll go home, and maybe eat some good food, and sleep. Just another day.
That's a birthday for me. I'm 32 years old.
There's nothing more than the yawning abyss of work,making money and playing videogames.Mindless consumerism.Sleep.Work. Eat.
Again. And again.Forever.
>>316855129
It was three years ago by the way so it doesn't really matter anymore. I've been here since 2008, so you can't simply come and call me a normie, come on.
>>316855158
Well, that's a problem that I have... I was devastated, so I couldn't think well enough to consider this possibility
>>316854684
>table at a Michelin star restaurant
nice choice anon
>>316854092
I never had friends, just "acquaintances".
In school, I was just a funny guy, but I never hung out with people outside of school. Even if I wanted to take the initiative and ask someone if they want to hang out, they'd always say they had plans or just didn't want to.
There were times I did get to hang out with people, but I never really saw them as friends but just people I decided to tag along with and I could tell they felt the same.
After a while I just stopped existing to people, I stopped talking to people and stopped caring about such things.
I was never bullied, now that I think it. I guess it helped that older brother was the popular one and an athlete, or as my mom would say I have a cruel scowl that would make people afraid to mess with me because they think I'd shoot up the place.
I can't even remember ever celebrating my own birthdays. I don't think I've ever had a party other than just being forced out of my room to go to a dinner.
I honestly can't say I care about those things like people in this thread do, because that would be an obvious lie.
>>316855183
That's because they genuinely don't like you.
a birthdays just another day for me, this year I actually missed it by a week, so long as you do something nice for yourself and don't seek others attention you'll never have a good or bad birthday
>>316853996
Ah, americans.
How's debt treating ya?
>this thread
Oh woe is me so sad and lonely :(
You sound like fucking teenagers
Grow up or go cry on Wizardchan
fucking babies
>>316854351
At least he killed a lot of people.
Make it stop. I'm already out of tears.
>>316855342
in my town you have to go out and sweep the stairs of the city cathedral while wearing a humiliating costume until you get kissed free by a virgin girl if you're not married by the time you're 30
I don't know what's worse, having to do this or not having anyone who is going to make me do this and then having other people ask me about it afterwards
>>316854092
I dropped out of college and am stuck in a small town. Everybody I knew went on to bigger and better things and moved out of this community and now I'm all alone.
Can't really feel depressed about it since I feel guilty for getting myself into this.
>>316854849
Exactly the same happened to me,except for the part when I had a gf and the surprise party.
>>316852956
Its really fucking nice like a inner peace and warmth but it really comes and goes. Sometimes youll take them for granted and othertimes when you see something like the occasional 3 paragraph long R9k post or Homeless guy you look back and be unable to hold back a smile and just think "holy shit... this coulda been me.. wow im so fucking lucky".
>>316853774
The only people showing up to my birthday are my coworkers, and it's because I'll most likely be working that day. I'm not gonna take off a day just for my birthday.
Although this year, my boss told me to go home when she found out it was my birthday. So I did and went to sleep. Woke up around 6pm to my mother singing happy birthday over me with a cake in her hands. Hugged her and spent some time with her before going back to work, since I work overnights.
It could have been worse, I suppose.
>>316855496
But all the bro time he had with his buddies killing people are gone. He will never be able to chat about how he noscoped some dude and everybody saying YEAH I REMEMBER THAT... Remeber when I...
>>316854015
happy birthday anon!
keep at it bud.
>>316855379
You know what? You are completely right.
But I don't know why. I was never a dick to everyone, I helped a lot of people and I am always nice to people I meet for the first time while they look at me with suspicion and skepticism.
I know it's hard to believe but I'm telling the honest truth.
>>316853225
>tfw last 5 birthdays i went alone to downtown to take a walk with my "friends" so my parents didnt feel bad.
>>316852191
Don't feel sorry for that nigga, he's at Steak n' Shake and is bound to get some good shit. I miss that place since I moved.
>>316855340
Open the march, fagbaron.
>>316855342
your life is why why i'm a neet
>>316853952
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
what
>>316851969
>>316851861
>>316851783
>>316851682
>>316851645
>Nowadays young people birthdays are always go out to a club get hammered.
Mine are mom, dad and sister at home. Not even have friends to call, and if i had, they would think of it as pathetic and laugh on my back...
>>316852716
i havent had a birthday celebration since i was in like elementary school. i'm 30 now.
Thanks for this thread /v/. I almost forgot to get depressed today.
>Captcha: Select all images with cake
>>316855645
*its a hologram*
>>316853326
Johann please go
>>316855342
Happy Birthday, anon. Whenever it is.
>>316855556
>virgin girl
so basically children kiss 30 year olds?
also is this story real? I kinda don't believe it but holy shit, this world is so absurd that it's plausible
Pokemon does
>have only 2 friends due to social anxiety
>one is a great guy, but living now with his gf on the other side of town
>there's this other guy i know from high school
>he used to be this quiet nerd sitting around all day playing vidya who was bullied during hs, but you could talk with about anything
>we still hang out with each other years after hs
>he starts meeting girls
>slowly comes out of his shell
>suddenly his entire personality goes 180
>starts swearing every few sentences, smoking, being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian and generally obnoxious
>it all goes to the point where I'm getting annoyed when I have to spend time with him
Still don't know what the fuck happened. Is it time to look for new friends? Would that even be possiblefor a 30 year old?
>>316853989
I've always wondered what this pepe was meant to represent
Where is he?
Why is he glad to die?
>>316855621
You sound like you lack charm. You probably look awkward. Being nice doesn't make friends, it's almost expected of someone. The best ways to get someone to like you is to make them laugh.
>>316855802
Eastern Europe is a crazy place, Anon.
Video games
>>316855371
>In school, I was just a funny guy, but I never hung out with people outside of school. Even if I wanted to take the initiative and ask someone if they want to hang out, they'd always say they had plans or just didn't want to.
You never were a "funny guy" to them. I'm sorry.
>>316855342
Really? You have no friends from college years?
And if you're really unhappy with your life, try to do something productive. Hell, take up pixel art/animation, drawing, learning music theory, playing an instrument, programming, whatever to do what you love. I understand working 8 - 10 hour days means you come home with literally 3 or 4 hours of free time before you want to go to bed, but at least you'll be doing something besides feeling empty and repeating an endless cycle.
ITT: Beta fags and autists cry because they lack the social skills to make friends
This is sad, but I'm glad I read this thread
I still have time to change my ways
>siblings born in summer get big barbeque birthday parties
>it usually snows on my birthday and most people are still broke from christmas and it's also occasionally superbowl sunday on my birthday and my own parents forget it
being aquarius is suffering
It was my sisters birthday last week. But I completely forgot because my mom did her 3rd suicide attempt then.
You faggots who've ever had a birthday party at all are lucky.
I've HAD birthday parties but it's never been something like you'd think. Maybe a couple relatives showed up and yeah that's great but I was always told one day I'd have a birthday party where all my friends would be able to come too.
That party never came and now I don't have friends to invite to one anyway.
>>316855371
>I never had friends, just "acquaintances"
same
back in high school over spring break the people who I called my friends, who I sat with at lunch for the past 5 years all went on a vacation to the beach together. every single person at the table except me went
they come back and at lunch they all start talking about it and I just sit there listening smiling and nodding
it was then that I realized I didnt actually have friends
they would also always plan parties for the weekend and talk about who should bring what and who was picking up who and never fucking once did they invite me
>>316855342
or you could... ya know... get out and do things
>>316852389
DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT THIS IS LIAM PAYNE?
>>316852874
ha im 29 and me ands my family went to an amusment park for my birthday then had a party the next day with my mates from work it was great you loser
>>316852956
>that feel when you want to experience intimate physical contact more than almost anything else in the world
>cuddling and kissing would be fucking splendid
>don't even care about sex right off the bat or any time soonI'm a 25yo KV and the loneliness erodes what is left of my humanity.The slow death.
>tfw like one friend who is also female
>stop talking for a while because neither of us make an effort
>she has other friends though
>she still comes over to make me a cake every year despite barely talking to her
>>316853996
22, living with parents, thankful enough that i have a girlfriend, she is in basic training and cares for me enough to join the army so we can get decent consistent money and have place to stay.
>>316855005
pick up a hobby or get fit.
the only way you can dig your way out of that spiral is by improving yourself and your self esteem, don't throw your happiness at the feet of others.
>>316853462
Because college mate. I had a pretty big group of close friends during highschool, we used to hang out alot. Now I'min college and I only have contact with one of them. You also become more selective when it comes to friends. My last birthday party was literally just me, my mother and my uncle. It's pretty sad to think about just how much you drift away from eachother.
>>316855308
I am certain I didn´t even get that.
> tfw all surveys ask about the Xbone when I only have a 360
It´s like a monthly reassurance for the meaninglessness of life.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>tfw dad died a few days before your birthday last year
>tfw you won't enjoy thanksgiving or your birthday ever again
>>316855921you're not gonna get a text telling you not to go to work/school
>birthday next week
>going out to dinner with immediate family
i-i guess i should be grateful i still have somebody who cares
my 20th birthday looked exactly like the pictures in this thread though
what went wrong
>>316855912
>You have no friends from college years?
Anon, remember where you are.
>>316855948
Yup.
Do what we could not.
>>316856002
Why don't you get an escort for lunch or something?
>>316855802
>also is this story real? I kinda don't believe it but holy shit, this world is so absurd that it's plausible
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domtreppenfegen
There's no English entry for this. However, as part of the wikipedia article mentions because of the rarity of virgins these days the rules are being bent so that zodiac sign virgin also counts.Anal virgin is fine too sometimes.
>>316856003
LONDON
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>>316856003
sounds like a keeper
>>316856080
Just be happy, anon. It's okay.
>>316856063
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
guys stop this, if this is a meme it's not fucking funny
Why are you all so needy and gay? Get over it you pussy.
>>316853462
They don't take a chance of the opportunities that come at the age
Ages 20-25 are the biggest years of your life where you need to get out and make connections
People settle for failure and then blame the world
>tfw your 21st birthday was actually a fucking nightmare
>tfw you don't celebrate your birthday with a party
>instead parents give you chocolates, money, and cake
>>316851645
>>316851682
>>316851783
>>316851861
>>316851969
At least someone remembered, I never had a birthday party before and I don't give a shit.
>Get a call from my Grandma
>She wished me a Happy Birthday
>Mid afternoon, me and my whole family forgot it was my 18th birthday
Love you Grandma. She just turned 90, have been married for 65 years, 7 kids and a couple dozen grandkids with great grand babys now. but I'm her favorite because I'm the only one that makes sure to hug her when I first see her and before leave. She doesn't care how NEET I am.
>>316856135
That's not intimate at all. Why do people believe this horseshit?
>>316855989
>back in high school over spring break the people who I called my friends, who I sat with at lunch for the past 5 years all went on a vacation to the beach together. every single person at the table except me went
>they come back and at lunch they all start talking about it and I just sit there listening smiling and nodding
>it was then that I realized I didnt actually have friends
>they would also always plan parties for the weekend and talk about who should bring what and who was picking up who and never fucking once did they invite me
man do I know these feels
while I did get invited to stuff during school, it was afterwards that I got gradually shunned from our circle of friends to the point where my best mate from school didn't invite me to his 30th birthday. His girlfriend was organizing things and she hates me I think.
>>316851645
I dont even want people to celebrate my birthday any more, it just makes it more depressing how much of a failure I've already become at this age. So I dont tell anyone, Ive taken it off facebook, and at most I just eat out with my direct family and thats it.
>>316855993
literally who
>last birthday "party" was at 19
>27 next month
eh who cares, i just go sometimes drink with a bunch of people, honestly i never gave a shit
>>316855889
>Being nice doesn't make friends
Bullshit, I've seen so many examples in my lifetime that it works. My brother is an example.
And I've made people laugh lots of times (without being an embarrassment of course) but after some time they just start to ignore me and leave me.
>you are lying
I am not. If you would go through my entire lifetime you would know that I am speaking the truth.
>>316853774
I've never had birthday parties, so anyone who knows me would assume it's some dumb prank or trick. Either way I've cut all ties with my friends, all I have left is a handful of them on my steam friendlist, and I'm waiting for them to mass de-friend me considering I've been in offline mode for a couple of months..
>22nd birthday coming up
>Parents are asking more and more about why I don't have a girlfriend
>Why I barely leave the house
>Why I have no ambition or dreams in life
>Cousin is a massive normalfag who drinks, parties and smokes weed all the time and they look at him in an infinitely better light
Don't worry anons. I'll celebrate your birthdays with you.
>>316852956
It's great, until it inevitably ends when she ends up not being "the one." then it's like how you are now but worse every time.
>>316852956
Love is a double edged sword.
>>316856074
Man up.
My dad died when i was 12. Shit fucking sucked, but you will recover soon enough anon.
>>316856290
I wish you were dead.
>>316855921
Don't even bother pointing it out to them. This thread consists entirely of betafags because anyone who isn't a betafag has no interest or relation to shit like this.
>>316856351
Member of One Direction.
>>316855129
It's not hard to get a gf, even as an autistic beta, as long as you're not a pimply obese neckbeard.
>>316855993
PAYNE?
>>316853513
Tomorrow's my birthday too, except I'm turning 24. It's also the same day my 15 year old dog had a stroke last year, then the day after is when I put her to sleep. Here's to another year buddy
>>316852956
I used to have a gf, she made me happy but her friends and family hated me because I'm very quiet and I get kind of anxious around people.
She left me for another guy, I haven't talked to her much since. It's been 3 years.
>>316856397
sounds like he is living anon. your life sounds dead in the water. Your parents just dont want your life to go out with a wet fart instead of a loud bang.
>>316853018
>still get people I haven't spoken to in years wishing me happy birthday on FB
>never post anything on theirs
I am human garbage
>>316856208
it makes me want to cry anon
we all deserve better than this
>>316856397
I posted this before.
>never bring up relationships or girls around relatives, parents, or siblings since they're nosy as fug and tried to find stuff out behind my back when I mentioned it before
>"How come we never hear about any women in your life?"
>"You can bring a girl home for us to meet if you want."
>"Anon are you sure you're not gay?"
>etc
I'm convinced having nosy family members is part of beinghispanic.
>>316853018
Fag
>>316856397
You should buy some weed, smoking weed is cool and you can do it alone!
>>316854620
This is almost exactly what happened to me on my 21st birthday
>sisters urge the waitresses to sing happy birthday to me
>sports bar/restaurant packed with people
>major baseball game on the TVs, local team is playing
>waitress says they don't usually sing happy birthday when everyone just wants to see the game
>sisters urge them to sing it anyway
>10 minutes later staff come out and sing, interrupting the game and causing people to stare at our table obviously annoyed
>didn't even eat any of the little cake they brought out, just sat there being a salty depressed 21 year old loser
>have been having really fucked up thoughts about killing myself/not existing since
>>316854092
For the exact same reason you just mentioned.
I never been much popular, but i had these 3 friends while growing up and i would gladly be the weird guy forever if it meant i got to keep them as friends.
We used to hang out, go to each other houses, play vidya, get drunk, be awkward around girls together, etc. i own those guys the best fucking years of my life.
Then i had to move away to the other side of the state for 2 years, we lost touch and by the time i got back they had moved on with their lives, i barely recognized them.
I still talk to one of them but its not the same, he has his own new best friends now and we dont have that much in common anymore.
I tried talking to the other one but it felt like we were strangers, like he wasnt the same guy that i used to spend entire afternoons laughing at stupid jokes with.
The third one is gone, i havent seen him since i moved away and no one knows what happened to him.
Ive made some acquaintaces at college and work, but its just people i make small talk with, ill probably never make friends like that again
>>316856485
I am not American.
Is that a boyband or some shit?
>>316856003
>stop talking for a while because neither of us make an effort
Eventually you won't get a cake. And you will wonder why.
5
5 minutes until this thread is pruned into space dust
>>316855231
Source?
>>316856485
How does anyone from /v/ recognise a member of 1D, let alone from when he was 16?
>>316853996
>tfw 23
>about to get a degree and have ajob waiting for me out of college
>$45ka year STEM job, but don't care since I'm living in one of the lowest cost of living states in the union, good economy and gas is cheap etc.
>no college debt
>going to be living with my parents for a year so that means I can save up money
It's going to be great. I don't even care, I'll be saving so much money.
>>316852369
>it's happened since 19 year old to date.
growing up sucks, no wonder people just fuck or get wasted to have fun nowadays
I'd go to your guys birthday party if it was in my area, chill and play vidya
I consider you guys friends
>>316854231
It was probably the late 90s where McDonalds had a decent reputation and was hip with kids.
>>316856612
lel
I haven't had birthday "parties" since I was 16 or so.
Ever since I was of drinking age (18 here) a few of my close friends just show up after work, drive me to a pub. And get me shitfaced. One of the guys would casually mention throughout the night that it was my birthday and strangers would buy me shots.
So my recollection of most of my recent birthdays have been BAD. Because I almost always end up doing something stupid or throwing up somewhere I shouldn't. And they would bring it up to bug me until my next birthday.
>>316856397
>be this at 22
>have the same kind of cousin who was 25 at the time
>FF 3 years to now
>I got out of college ages ago and found a nice paying job
>cousin is still the drunk, weedlord and hasn't left college
>mvq
>>316854323
are you unfamiliar with the definition of normie? Please fuck off back to plebbit
:^)
>>316851645
>tfw tomorrow is my birthday
>im just gonna lunch at someplace with mother
After you turn 20, birthday becomes the constant reminder that your prime is running out
>>316854676
I kinda want to try this but my birthday is months away and I don't want to feel like I'm lying to MikuAlso I don't know whether changing dates could fuck up my save
>>316856436
Thanks dude.
>>316856612
>>316856615
Holy shit my sides
>>316856391
Family members do not count, and no where did I claim you're lying. I just want you to know that you are the reason you can't bond with people, and to blame everyone else just proves how unlikable you are.
>>316856581
It is though you fucking spic. Make your future gf isn't white though or there will be hell to pay pinch joto.
I actually lost my only two friends who I can go out with an pretend I'm a normie for a night
now I'm a total shut in again and have no prospects of improving
I guess I'll just accept it and play games until I decide to finally kill myself.
videogames
>>316856003
>tfw the cake was a lie
>>316856485
I'm judging you anon.
>>316856259
Story fampai?
>>316853018
Why would you care about empty "Happy birthday" messages anyway? It means nothing and is only out of politenes. They are saying it just to be nice, they don't give a shit. Facebook is just a hollow space where people go to make themselfs look good.
Reminder
>>316856167
im not a girl m8
>>316856567
That's the issue, normies like yourself have a very close minded and dense idea of what "living" is.
Living is enjoying life and doing what you want.
Living is not "Doing what I like" or "doing what other people like so I'm accepted and not looked down upon"
>>316856639
From Britain, he's a pretty cool lad.
>>316856663
Because I like them and I'm a retarded faggot.I'm a 19 year old guy
>>316851645
>tfw going to turn 19 in 3 months
Welp.
It's over /v/
I'm no longer a teenager
I havent hadgaysex in 7 years.
He was just a friend with benefits, but I miss him.
>tfw last time I actually celebrated my birthday with friends was when I turned 18
>have slept till 7 pm every single birthday since
>less and less congratulations on FB every year
>>316856775
>I actually lost my only two friends who I can go out with an pretend I'm a normie for a night
how did that happen
did they just stop talking to you
>>316851889
Me too ;_;
>>316853608
Loving parents are the worst thing when they love you despite your failures. When they think that you still have a chance in life but you know full well that it is all for naught.
>>316854843
Sorry to hear anon, it slowly gets better thoughHang in there buddy
>Uncle repeatedly berates me for the life choices I've made
>Can't say anything because he's right and he makes more money than me
I thought Christians were supposed to be nice
Whatever, I'll play my video games.
>>316856397
Get a job man, things will get better
>>316854390
Fuck reality. Waifus or die trying.
>>316854620
Singing happy birthday should be fucking illegal by now
>>316855337
My last birthday, everyone who came to my place were talking about how excited they were for a birthday next week. Nobody remembered it was my party until I brought out a cake
I did copious amounts of LSD, cocaine, and ecstasy with the homies on my 20th birthday and ended up in a town 400 miles from where I live.
>>316856643
listen to this guy
>>316854092
I got very drunk with them one time, so much that I ended up crying like a bitch while throwing up as I screamed that I wanted to kill myself. After that I felt ashamed of myself the day after and haven't met them in person since.
>>316856615I actually do smoke anon, I'm just smart about it and don't feel the need to make it known to everyone.
Why are pics of people sitting alone with birthday cakes the most depressing thing?
>>316856840
What if i were to tell you i drink, party and smoke on the weekends and lock myself up in my room the rest of the week when im not at work. I think you are the one thats close minded for pigeon holing yourself into your situation. Nigga im far from a normie. Im probably more a neckbeard than you and still functional.
>tfw you will reach a point in your life where you will have a birthday without having your parents alive to see it
Life can be nice but life can also be the most unfair motherfucker that ever existed
>moved into an apartment this year with my [/spoiler]bf[/spoiler]
>he works all the time, mostly home alone
>literally the same situation as when i was a lonely NEET except i get to have sex when he's home now
>getting a job didn't help at all, just made a lot of acquaintances, no real friends
>>316852191
I wish I lived near a Steak n' Shake.
>>316852956
pretty gud
>>316856808
Alright, next post I'll drop it, give me a few minutes
>>316855612
It's getting to the point where even he can't remember...
>>316856612
>I got catfished
what
>>316856947
OH BOY DO I KNOW THAT FEEL TOO;_;
>>316854620
Sides gone.
That's fucking hysterical.
>>316856663
Not him but i can recognize most boybands and Disney shit cause of younger sister.I even know the lyrics of the songs cause of her.
who /hiringashemaleprostituteforhisnextbirhtday/ here
>less than one month
>haven't fapped since october
It's gonna be great lads
>mom why does no one want to come to my birthday parties? I even give everyone invitations
>it's because it's summer anon, they're all on vacation
>>316856849
Welcome to the cold, uncaring world of adulthood.
>>316856859
they're boyfriend and girlfriend, and he started treating her like real shit so I had a fight with him and for a short spell just spent time with her, but she took him back so now I can't see either.
>>316856993
>fucking up a spoiler tag
sudoku indeed, faggot
>>316856764
>Family members do not count
Except that it's not just family members.
>I just want you to know that you are the reason you can't bond with people
Yeah, whatever you say. I wish that you were right though. At least then I would know that it was my fault and I wouldn't bother with it.
>>316856992
>Parents are already in their mid 60s
>>316856830
dude fuck anime this is why i stopped watching after i got bored of dragon ball Z its all this boring slice of life bullshit
>>316857054
google catfishing
>>316856984
I don't know what you mean by pigeon holing, I'm happy with my life, I'm not holding myself back from doing something I want to do.
>dude i'm a total neet even tho I party and drink xD
Seriously, end yourself. If you can't see the contradiction in your post, you seriously need some self awareness.
>>316851783
>>316851682
I don't understand, why have a birthday party if you already know nobody will come to your place?
This is either the worst or the best thread on /v/ right now.
>>316856290
I once sent my great uncle a birthday card, simply because I wanted to see how apples card app worked and his birthday was coming up
you'd think I cured cancer the way he's so proud and tells everyone I sent him a card on his birthday
it was a goofy card too, the front was this picture of the andrews sisters and I wrote something about the nordic gods smiling upon him and hoping his crops would produce a bountiful harvest, he lives in brooklyn and doesnt grow anything so it didnt even make sense
he asked me where I found such a card and when I told him I made it with a computer he was so god damn impressed and happy
>Turning 21 in a month and a half
>Not expecting any social media notifications
>Only a few calls and texts from my immediate family
>Will probably just get some beer and hang out with my handful of close friends
You don't need a hundred people or fifty or any specific number of people in order to validate yourself. Just be happy with what you have. It's not that hard
>>316857054
It's a fat girl pretending to be pretty on the internet.
>>316857054
Catfishing is the action of making believe you are somebody else on the internet, often for the purpose of flirting with somebody.
Like saying you are a cute girl online and ect. People go to a great extend sometimes. Some girl had create a whole life on a catfish fake facebook profile.
>>316857141
Are you fucking retarded? Kaiji is about as far from SoL you can get, ignorant faggot.
>>316857086Have you ever done it before?
>>316857086
>less than one month
>haven't fapped since october
make sure your dick still works
when I went on nofap I couldn't get erect anymore after 2 weeks
>>316856639
it's a metal band from Britain
>>316851645
>be in college far
>summer birthday
>all my local friends are on vacation/have demanding jobs
>>316852956
i's literally the best feeling in the world, until it ends. But it taught me that I'm a horrible person and don't deserve to be with no one even if I wanted to, also, not vidya.
>turned 28 last week
>only two people said happy birthday
>Wizardhood is only 2 years away
>>316856612
Ou fuck
>>316857086
njoy last all of 5 seconds and having it laugh at you
>>316854620
Seems like a legit nightmare, jeez. I dred socializing with my extended family enough already. Normies who think all I do 24/7 is just sit in the dark in front of a computer screen are obnoxious as fuck too.
>>316854884
Same here anon.
>turned 23 almost a month ago
>move away from hometown for grad school
>had my first birthday alone
>roommate saved it when she brought me some bubble tea
>>316856984
>more of a neckbeard then you
>functional
right
>>316857054
It's when some girl tricks you online to make you think they're pretty but when you meet them irl they're fat and ugly as fuck. It's all about those photo angles.
It will be okay anon.
>>316852303
I've had enough of that stupid bitch. I whipped this up real quick. Take it.
>>316857132
>only child of a single mother
>begun having to take care of her now that she's getting old
>don't have time for myself, or to pursue my own life without abandoning her and letting her health degrade
>>316857181
These threads are always comfy as fuck.
GF decided to leave me for a guy I considered a good friend.
Can't blame her, I'm not him. not even close.
She came and took all of her belongings today, even took the 2 plates and bowls her mom made me for Christmas.
Everything else...just kinda wore off. But her taking those plates felt like a punch to the gut for some reason.
>>316857184
shit I should go see my grandpa
he gave me 50€ for my birthday, but I never got around to picking up that money because I'm doing 3 educations simultaneouslytomorrow is my final exam and then I can go tell him I passed
>>316857207
>Can't bring myself to study japanese
JUST
>>316857181
And itll be gone in the next 10 min
>mfw
>>316857126
>still blaming everyone else
>>316856953
I like you anon, you sound alright
>>316857132
I don't even want to think about these things.
>>316857362
>for some reason.
nigga she stole those if they were truly a gift
>keeping friends in high school was so easy
>they all just slip through your fingers as you get older
>only have like 1 person who i even talk to anymore
the worst part is that i did this to myself
wtf is wrong with me
>>316857419
Literally me right now. I have all the resouces, just no drive
>>316857428
The gross thing about her isn't her face to me, it's how her teeth are translucent but have white spots around the edges.
>>316857356
Says that's pretty good
>>316857362
I'll be your waifu, anon.No tongue
>>316857054
When you order a fancy fish at a restaurant but they just give you catfish and you don't know the difference and eat it anyways because hardly anyone can tell fish apart by taste.
When a qt messages you on facebook but it's just a fat chick wanting to scam money/gifts/attention from you.
>>316854070
Are you me?
>>316854505
Good idea, thanks.
>>316857362
Shoulda fought her for those plates man.And fucked her mom.
>usually didn't go to school on my birthday during middle school
>nobody but my friends and family new it was my birthday
>no reason other than its nice to have a day off
>one year the new semester happens on my birthday so I have to go in
>new teachers all see its my birthday
>"OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON"
>people around me all start wishing me a happy birthday
>go to lunch
>lunch computer goes "happy birthday"
>lunch lady and everyone behind me wishes me happy birthday
>don't know any of these people
so is this normal? If so it was fucking annoying.
What's so sad about living with your parents at 20? I'm 18 now and I don't plan on moving out of my mom's place any time soon. I have a job and I'm going to college too. I'm saving tons of money.
>>316854092
They started emotionally depending on me in a way that I wasn't equipped to deal with.
I became the friend group therapist somehow, and when I couldn't deal with it, they wanted nothing to do with me anymore. Somehow I was supposed to be some caring, soothing presence in their lives that could fix all their problems.
Fuck that, I've got enough autistic baggage as it is.
So I became a wizard a few weeks ago, when to the new wizard powers kick in?
>>316856992
I'm already having that happen, it's quite nice really.
>>316857437
If you would've seen my life through your eyes you would've thought otherwise.
But yeah, keep saying that it was my fault.
>>316857531
>>316854070
That makes three of us. What cities? SF here.
>>316852956
>tfw can't fall in love
How do people even do it?
I don't remember it, but my mom tells me that on my 4 or 5 years old birthday, I have plenty of friends and relatives over, and at some point I stealthily left the room where everyone was celebrating and went to play with my toys alone in the basement. Took like 15 minutes before my mom found me.
>>316856984
>pigeon holing
>>316857356
this image makes me alot sadder than any of the birthday images i cant imagine spending my life with someone and having them die without me like that
>>316854070
>try to go biking
i did this too. i bought a fancy bike that cost me like 700 bucks. i should have just bought a motorcycle
>>316853150
50, too.
>>316856993Just select the part you want to tag and press CTRL+S to auto-tag it
>>316857610
Y-you're just kidding right? Y-you do actually get powers right?
>/v/ - videogames
>turned 25
>got an escort for my birthday
>had terrible sex
>came home and everything was still the same
so much hype for nothing
and still a kissless handholdless nonvirgin
>>316856643
well its been 3 years like this so who knows
>>316857501
>implying this is not what happens to everybody
Having friends is the hardest thing to do after you reach adulthood
Either you carry one or two from high school, or one or two from college, after that its a miracle if you bond with anyone for anything other than work or dating
>>316857493
>>316857553
They were and I probably should have. I just feel dead in the water now.
>>316856953
you should tell your parents so they'll be more proud of you then :^)
>>316853530
>Age 15,16,17
>Christmas Eve night parents fighting, Dad beating Mom
>She's screaming and crying
>Tells me it's my fault because I can't stop him
>Goes on until Christmas morning
>Wake up on Christmas and leave ASAP
>Nobody wants me to be around because they're all with their families
>I just bounce around town wishing I had happy people to spend the day with
M-merry Christmas...
>>316857682
>/a/ - Anime and Manga
![[Chibiki]_iDOLM@STER_Cinderella_Girls_-_02_[720p][57855433].mkv_snapshot_20.15_[2015.01.26_21.22.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/5x8ZDiV.png "[Chibiki] iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls - 02 [720p][57855433].mkv snapshot 20.15 [2015.01.26 21.22.06]")
>turn 24 last year
>NEET dropout living at home
>birthday present was an eviction notice from my mother
>find a job in a month or GTFO
>25th a few months ago
>still living at home
>finished my degree and paying off student loans for the rest of my life
>found a shitty retail job, but promoted to salaried full time within a year
>boss gave me the day off because I've been working 6 day, 50+ hour weeks for the past 3 months
>mother is taking a red eye flight home from her business trip just to spend the day with me
>at dinner says she's proud of how fast I've turned my life around
Still gonna kill myself. I just want to fucking sleep late, play video games, and jack off to hentai.
>>316857561
Yeah anyone that isn't autistic does it.
>>316857650
age milestones
>10
>13
>16
>21
>30
>50
>80
>100
>every year after 100 if you're still alive
>>316857359
This thread is depressing.
>>316857682
>/you/ - Gigantic Faggot
>>316857358
>only child of a single mother
Oh man, this is the fucking worst.
>tfw planned to dump her with some relatives
>tfw she got a tumour removed recently and diagnosed with lung cancer
>tfw I know have to take care of her and all the money I was planning on buying a new PC is going to her treatment
Fucking bullshit man
The shit I have to put up with to not seem like a cunt in front of my family
>>316856984
>I only part on the weekends!!! see, not a normie!!!!!
>>316856830
And what the fuck are you supposed to do with your life?
Work your ass off until you're too tired to stand up? Study until your brain bleeds and hope someone will give you a decent job? Learn a bunch of useless skills and apply them on hobbies that are just as productive as playing vidya all day?
Why? Why should anyone do anything? In the end its all the same, we will all end up sick, sad and filled with regrets.
Life sucks for 99% of the people, there's no way around
>>316851682
>>316857356
Thank you, anon. You did great
>spent 5 years with my only gf
>feels like it took up about 3/4 of my life
>just realised yesterday that it's been 5 years since we broke up
>past 5 years have felt like 1
>been heavily depressed since, thinking about just ending it all, never going to find happiness again
>>316857715
>after that its a miracle if you bond with anyone for anything other than work or dating
why does it have to be so hard though
bonding with people used to be so easy now it's so fucking hard and the only way i'm going to get a life is if i rekindle the friendships with the people i had in high school
>>316857772
depressed people like other depressed people
I turn 22 next week, is there any hope of me leaving this shithole? I've been here since I was14
>>316852956
Ignore all the normal nigger posters that have answered your post, I'll tell you how it really is
It is fucking terrible.Why? I'll fucking tell your bitch ass why. Because in a loving relationship you need one crucial element; trust. Now for stupid fucking facebook faggots that share photos on their walls and shit this is fine, but for the people who belong on this site, who have been rejected and betrayed by all parts of society more times than they can count this is difficult. And when I mean trust, you have to trust everything. You have to trust that this person won't look at you at your most vulnerable, which in any meaningful relationship you will be, and not crush you. And you have to believe that you are worth a damn, and that what they tell you is the truth, and that they really do love you.
That sounds terrible doesn't it? Why would anyone willingly get into a relationship you ask? Because when it works it is magical, and it is like finding a part of yourself that you never knew existed. Conversations are rolling and span days, you get excited when you wake up to talk to them and you feel great that someone actually cares about you.
But then comes the fall. You'll come to realize that when they meant forever they only meant as long as they were amused. And you'll scramble and you'll struggle against the inevitable as you clearly sense yourselves drifting apart, and it's like trying to save a drowning man when they're holding onto an anchor. And suddenly all that belief that the world is good and finally found someone that you truly connect with comes crashing down around your head and you end up right where you began; lonely, miserable, with only a faceless mask of vile, hateful, man children to talk to except now that you've had what little trust you've had broken you are bitter too
Fuck love
I'm 30 years old and I've done nothing with my life, /v/.
>>316857583
You sound exactly like me. I feel for you man, your own problems are hard enough. I hope you can find people who support you too.I haven't yet, but maybe...
>>316857809
Happy ending! :)
>>316857627
>How do people even do it?
Before therapy it was this irrational feeling that another person would make me hole, but at the same time it made me too afraid to do anything about it because rejection would have literally felt worse than death
after therapy it became something that gradually evolved the more time I spent with another person and something out of physical intimacyI still don't get why she fell in love with me thoughbecause of that I wasn't surprised when she broke up with mebut she could have waited another 3 days for my exams to be over to break the news to meI passed anyway
What would your perfect birthday, be, /v/?
>>316857712
>Only three years
Anon... I just hope that you won't end up in one of these threads talking about this girl who made cakes for you but stopped caring since you didn't pay her any attention. I'm sure you will miss her, not even as a romantic interest, but as a friend. Go hang out with her, faggot.
>>316857772
Yeah but in a comfy way, we're all relating to each other over depressing shit.
>>316851645
MGS:V THE PHANTOM PÆIN
>>316857919
...Kosta?
>>316851889
>Birthday mid-september
Was the cutest surprise I ever got from a game.
It was ruined a week later when I found out they put that in but didnt actually finish the damn game.
>>316857807
If you actually have the drive to play lots of good video games you're probably better off than a lot of people ITT.
>>316857919
I was gonna say Id fuck you, but you kinda look too much like my dad.
>>316857678
I still got 4 years to go but I'm going to train in Lighting or Earth spells.
>>316851645
just finished arby n' the chief then see this thread, what a great day to be alive
>>316853116
Because if it looks like you're taking a selfie, then people won't get mad you're taking a picture of them, which is why she's hardly in the pic.
>>316857617
There is literally no one else to blame. You handle the situation wrong which led in the person not liking you. If you're not willing to accept alternate views about you, then why do you go on here to complain about yourself?
>>316857772
part of the reason people don't do anything about their depression is that they feel very comfy in it
>>316854092
>tfw have 2 friends I can trust
>10+ years of knowing them
>we don't need to "maintain" each other
We just do whatever the fuck we want, we could not talk for a whole year or two, and 1 day suddenly start playing vidya just because reasons.
A girlfriend on the other hand, needs maintenance.
>>316851645
What is the preferred method of suicide? Helium tank or carbon monoxide poisoning?
>>316857807
Just live your days as they go by. Keep it cool.
>>316857758
What the fuck is the problem? You work for money, buy the shit you like, play vidya. If you actually care about human interaction you would have tried to befriend your co-workers.
>>316857919
are you mefrom the future?
>>316857610
you did remember to take the oath the night of your birthday right?
>Going to become a wizard in a few months
>No friends
>No job
>Now past the point of caring
Suppose at least I'm close with my family.
>>316857904
Don't Forget, You'rehere forever
>>316854092
Had friends in high school, but after graduation I stopped talking to all but two of them. Acquired gf and fast forward 3 years, she leaves me for some other guy, then a few months later one of my friends abandons all communication and moves to a different state to be with some girl who showed him her boobsthey're not together anymoreand fast forward another few months and my last friend decides he wants to move to a different state, too, to work his shitty 10 hours a week cashier job and be a DUDE WEED LMAO BRO STONER.
Now I don't have friends and don't bother because no matter what you do, it's all fleeting and you're better off without them.
>>316852876
I think it's the fact that you're so young.
It implies you are a new fag, or at least have been lurking since you were underage.
>>316857568
It's absolutely normal and desirable thing in the most of the world, but if you're American you are considered subhuman trash if you don't move out by the time you go to college because in America no one understands that you can just love your family and be around them. Now watch the replies to my post telling me I'm a beta yuropoor kek because I'm not from Murrica.
>want to care about life so i can have friends
>can't even care about myself
holy shit this is bad but i don't know how to dig myself out of this hole
>>316857876
Becuase people got their own pile of problems and things to do
In high school it was easy because the biggest worry you could have was next week's test or worrying if your crush didn't like you
Also, you met everyone on a daily basis and had plenty of time to talk to them, at work or at college either you are studying a lot or working or if you are a normie, partying with literal whos who will not even remember you after graduation
>tfw have one friend
>that feel when just can't trust him with anything
I feel like he's a pathological liar, but now that I think about it, I might just be paranoid
>>316854092
At some point during school I just stopped caring, my circle of friends was generally the clever group and so my lack of effort resulted in me splintering off into a bunch of the lower groups. I spent less time with them and assumed it was too late to try and make new friends with the people in the lower classes (predictably they weren't all the kind of people you'd want to be friends with anyway). Combined with me generally being a sperglord and not leaving my room/making any social media accounts when they became popular it was fairly easy for me to become the loner I am now.
Fast-forward to uni, I've now botched the first impression and it seems like I'm going to be without social contact for another 3 years, not that I care much. I definitely could have held onto a handful of my friends if I hadn't desperately tried to sabotage them all.
>>316853225My mother worked hard to rent out an arcade
It was the fifth grade
I invited the whole class
Nobody came
Never celebrated a birthday since
>>316857919
>book as mousepad
>>316857746
I didn't ask for these feels, anon
>>316855069
>multiple people ate laughing and making fun of him and no one defends him
i dont believe that, no ones that cruel
>>316857957
Playing party games at home with people I love and trust
Fuck this thread is depressing. ;_;
>>316855615
thank you
i appreciate it more than you know
>>316857931
I don't necessarily need someone to support me. Fuck, just be there and don't expect me to meet some kind of bizarro counseling quotas in a relationship with the weird emotional manipulation shit. If I wanted a pisser girlfriend I'd go to okcupidLuck to both of us anon
>>316857919
I wanna titty fuck you
>>316854620
reminds me of one year my aunt made me this Call of Duty themed cake because my brother said I loved the games, it was extremely cringey.
I haven't even played CoD before.
Turning21in 6 months.
Going to havea small get together with some friends and possibly go on a road trip if schedules permit.
>yfw you search for your old friends in Google
>they are all doing better than you and posting pics with all their new friends and shit
At least Wikipedia is not the first result.
>>316854092
He died.
>tfw exam for my psychotherapist license tomorrow
if I make I'll come back for anons
We're autosaging. Thank you Jesus.
>>316856416
>>316856419
read this two..
ARCHIVE FASTER DAMN IT THIS THREAD IS GAY AS FUCK
>21 birthday
>watched fucking Fantastic Four and Silver Surfer, forgot the exact title
Don't ask me why I chose that shit.
>>316858105
shootout with the cops
>most of /v/ are depressed 20 somethings who are on a fast track to nowhere
>not that many 30+ year olds on here
what happened to the old anons? they made it and quit 4chan, right?
>>316858202
>have one friend
>he is a complete selfish manchild piece of shit who only talks to you because all of his other friends outgrew him and left
>hes also a complete nintendo fanboy
it wouldnt be so bad if he was just a little bit self aware
>>316853018
>mfw never use my facebook
>normies who knew me still post happy bday like a good little drone just because they get the notification
>>316857957
A free painless suicide offer from the city hospital.
>>316858087
Wow, that guy behind the two other men is quite attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzUfjkdPq4
Who /depressed/ here? Been on and off NEET for almost 3 years now, and I've lost almost all hope, despite having a gf and loving parents. I just don't care about anything anymore. I'm an empty shell. I havent even got a high school education yet, because I've dropped out every single time because of a way too large absence.
>>316855889
>The best ways to get someone to like you is to make them laugh
Well that's harder than you may think it is, especially for people who lack social skills.
>>316857968
I'd rather not be reminded.
That's the reason why I'm here in the first place, to argue about asinine, irrelevant shit, and these threads just make depressed because they're a mirror of my pathetic self.
>>316857963
well we've known each other for 12 years or so, i would hang but im too broke to
>>316858107
I work because I need money, not because I want it. Vidya I can just pirate. Anime I torrent. Money provides nothing for me except to provide for necessities. But now because I am making it, I'm suddenly a respectable member of society and a person to be proud of?
Fuck that, I still jack off to animated children and dream about licking a girl's asshole. I'm still the same person I was a year ago, except now I wear a tie for 40-50 hours a week.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>mfw I've never even made a facebook account to avoid rejection, and to avoid the realization that I have no friends
Please tell me i'm not the only one
>>316858412they became an hero
>>316858412They took the only way out of 4chan, anon.
>today is my birthday
>all alone
My own fault though for moving across the country where I don't know anyone
>>316858412they all took the easy way out
>>316858412
I'm lagging three years behind you buddy.
>>316858232
It's cool man. I'm 23 now and a married homeowner, and her family makes me feel happy and included on the holidays. So, you know, happy endings, stay positive and all that good stuff
>tfw birthday was yesterday
>never had birthday parties
>just ate lunch with my family then got a cake and ate that shit too
>spent the rest of the evening playing videogames
It was pretty cool
>Tfw at some point you just stopped caring about it
I cant tell if its good or bad, but i dont mind being alone anymore.
Im ok
>>316853952
this feel.
I know it well.
>>316857807
Have fun and passion. I'm learning a lot of shit out of fun for it. Trying to make vidya with it because I love the feelings that vidya give me.
But yeah, that's just me and I can totally understand what you mean.
>>316855213
fuck not this again I had already forgotten about it
>>316858412
Huge suicide rates
Legend tells that, if you stay in 4chan till your 30 years old you kill yourself
>>316858462
You should hide the thread then homie.
I like to think that the people that joined in on the Baww and ylyl threads years ago when i first joined are still around on different boards..I miss /b/, /v/ ;=;
>>316858483
I had one for a while in the mid 00s but deleted it. I didn't like it. Felt too much pressure to keep up. Cool webm anon.
>>316858147
Canada here, same. 23 years old living with parents, 50k in the bank, I don't understand why people leave at 18 to struggle paycheck to paycheck for the next decade.
>>316858227
>Elementary schooler
>A dude I considered my best friend invites me to his birthday party and other people
>His mom says yeah to come on by, we'll talk to your parents to see if they can let you go
>COOL! I go back to playing with him
>The day comes
>I remember spending almost all day around the window to see if anybody was coming by
>Nobody ever came and we didn't have an address
>Later find out I was intentionally left out despite being known around school as that guys best friend we were inseparable
This hits me forever
>>316858412
>what happened to the old anons?
I've been on 4chan for 11 years and only just turned 29
ITT: 18-24yr olds DYING for attention
>>316857957
My chuunibyou fantasy coming true
>>316857358
get the fuck over yourself man, she took care of you and had no life when she raised you so dont you think its fair that you do the same?
fuck im not going to put my mum in a home after she rased me and my sister form the age of 6 alone
>>316855213
nah, man, not today
>>316858483
I was pressured into making one years ago by some friends who I've now lost contact with.
The only reason I haven't deleted the account is because I'm afraid of them talking about me behind my back.
>>316857957
not remembering it, because I'd be too drunk partying with my friends to remember.
>>316855049
>Ricky is Big Boss
>Ocelot is Julian
perfect
>>316858412
>they made it, right?
y-yeah anon they made it
>>316858412
yes... they made it...
I know! I'll name my party after me and my friends.
Oh wait.
>>316857758
Don't go to college and live at home? Get a fucking job.
Went to college but dropped out and live at home? You better get a fucking job.
Finished college and still looking for a job? Get a grace period of around three months to find yourself or something, then get a job.
>>316858659
10/10 hurt to read.
>>316858227
Something about the fact she rented out an arcade really hits me in the gut. Who wouldn't want to go to an arcade?
>>316858412
You know there's only one ending for our kind, anon
>>316858628
Only three years to go!
>>316858676
fuck you, I didn't say I was abandoning her, I'm saying that doing so is fucking my life up but I have to do it anyway
>>316858569
I'm glad to hear that
>>316858412
Almost 30 anon here, I'll tell you in a few months were we all go.
>>316855342
>mindless consumerism
You could try making something. Write a book or carve wooden rabbits.
>>316858642
I don't, I'm glad I left, it's not the same.
>>316854727smooth?
>>316858482
I'm shaking my head to be honest with you, family.
>>316858539
Happy birthday.
>>316858483
i made one and reconnected with what few friends i had in school. went out to dinner with one and talked about what happened with us since we last saw eachother years ago. then we smoked and drank for a few hours at some bar and reminisced and never spoke again.
>>316858483
I got one to keep in touch with people from the Anglosphere, but holy shit was it scary with all that data tracking.
When I tried to use it back in Germany I wasn't able to log back in because of a changed IP and couldn't get my password back either for some reason I forgot. Never cared enough to get access again.
>>316856808
>>316857028
>Last march
>College
>21st Birthday, I'll do normie shit and go out to the bars
>Don't have a ton of friends, but a few close ones
>Have two dudes from my highschool who go to my college, one is a cool dude the other is (was) one of my 'best friends'
>Invite both of them and my gf also joins us
>we hit two bars, both are decent
>cool dude leaves, good lad, says he has school work and shit
>all good with me, say thanks for joining me
>gf, friend and I get more drunk and hit the last bar which is by our apartment.
>bar/club so we danced a bit
>We left and we said goodbye to friend who wanted to smoke with randoms
>gf and I come back to apartment
>gf wants to fuck
>we fuck for a bit in the living room
>all of the sudden door opens
>I pull my pants up, gf quickly grabs her robe and closes the door
>It's my fucking friend, not sure why he's at my apartment
>Says he 'got lost'
>We say okay and sit down at table, have another beer.
>Really drunk at this point so say I'm going to pass out in living room
>Pass out
>...
>Wake up later and gf and friend carry me to our bedroom
Shit is painful as fuck to remember, let alone type this out, but here we go.
>Fast forward 4 months when gf and I are giving the same friend a ride home
>We have a ferry we have to take so we get out while we are waiting
>Friend starts talking all weird and then says he needs to tell me something
>I says sure whatever
>'Anon, gf and I fucked'
>Feel like a space marine ripped my heart out
>I slowly turn to gf, ask her if it's true because it seemed like a bad joke
>she says it's true
>later that night ask what the fucked happened and when it was
>She said it was the night of my birthday
>After I passed out in the living room, friend grabbed my gf
>Started making out with her and took her robe off (she didn't have anything under because we had just fucked)
>He started eating her out in the kitchen which was right around the corner
Continued in next post
>Been here since I was 13
Those 8 years sure went by fast.End my life.
>>316855685
I wouldn't worry about it
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316854526
This year i'm spending it alone. All my family is away, all my friends are with their own familys. Its gonna be strange.
>>316858776
My father was extremly abusive. They were probably scared of him, or too many baseballs to the head caused me to be so socially retarded as a child I never knew how bad I was.He beat me for crying in public on my birthday
>>316858412
I know of people at /diy/ that are old enough to be my dad. 50 somethings
>>316858483
You're not the only one. I have no facebook account, I don't even have a cellphone.
Man I don't give a shit about being alone or any of that nonsense. I just want more money for video games. Who poorfag here?
>>316858970
god damnit /v/ ;_;
>>316858668
Everyone needs a good cry anon. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled shitposting momentarily.
>>316858970
are you that same anon that did that Batter cosplay?
>>316858595
It's honestly nice. Some people enjoy solitude.
>>316858412
I just turned 30 a few weeks ago and not a single person acknowledged it, including my parents.
>>316859009
i'm 10 thousand dollars in debt and i have all the major triple AAA games already
>>316858793
as i said get the fuck over yourself you scum.
you should feel like you have to you should want to shes your fucking mum that raised you by herself
>>316859073Yes
>>316856612
somone post the catfishman
>>316858984
why the fuck don't they just go on some diy forum? why 4chan?
>>316858539
happy birthday anon
>>316858412
I've seen two anons that claimed to be over 50 and a couple 40 year olds here. Most of us are doomed.
>>316858668
yes an anonymous palestine knitting board is the attention that fix lives
>>316851645
>gf and i threw halloween party this year
>only 2 people show up, both my friends
>one is like me, estranged loner type. we've been friends since we were 8
>The other is some guy I worked with 2 years ago and have only seen 1 time since.
We got shittered and had a lot of fun but it still ended with her crying in the bath while I sat and talked her through it. I felt a little bad about it too, but not as bad as she did. I think I am just over it now. The guys who showed up were awesome and the people whose company I would have enjoyed the most anyways because they are like me.
>>316858860
>takes joke in stride
>doesn't seem like a fake laugh, but legit finding it humorous
>cute
Would waifu.
>dad bought brother a car when he turned 16
>mom bought sister a car when she turned 16
>dad bought himself a new car when i turned 16
>went to the same school as my siblings and had to walk 3 miles to and from school each day because neither of them would give me a ride
>was the well behaved, straight A student of the family
>15 years later, dad is on his deathbed and brother brings this up to mock me
>dad says "we didn't but anon a car because he's going to get everything when your mother and I pass on
>dad passes
>mom liquidates his assets and spends every penny on herself and my sister
>mom dies and i'm stuck with 0 inheritance and footing the bill for her casket
What is the meaning of life /v/?
>depression threads on /v/ always make it way past 600 posts
good fortune and happiness to all of you
>>316858970
BEATS BY DAD
>>316858045
>There is literally no one else to blame.
There, you said it again like you know everything about me.
>You handle the situation wrong which led in the person not liking you.
What situation? I do everything that everyone else does. It's just that for some reason people react differently when I do it.
>If you're not willing to accept alternate views about you, then why do you go on here to complain about yourself?
I didn't complain about myself first of all.
And about accepting alternate views, sure there are people that like you and some don't. It's about people acting negatively to me all the time. I know many other people who got also negatively treated but they are told why they are being treated so. For me no one comes to tell my flaws.
But yeah, tell me that it's my fault like the omniscient anon that you are. I can do this all day since I got nothing better to do.
>>316859105
fuck off cunt
>>316859126
you know why anon
>>316859086
>5'11
when will they learn
>>316859131
>tfw that 50 y/o on /h/ who died on cancer
>he never got to see the release of that liru game
>>316859086
Happy late birthday, brother. Sorry for not saying anything, man.
>>316859114
oh, yeah, I remember you.
you might be better off alone, man.
>>316859203
There is no meaning, just live life and try to enjoy it. We're all just here for no reason.
>>316859204
You too anonymous!
>>316859086
Someone edit this to Sex: NONE
>>316859193
Sounds like you had some shitty ass family anon
>>316859193
shoot your brother and sister in the head
>>316859152
>someone like you still has a girlfriend
>I don't
just kill me now
>>316859086Pvt. Pyle?
>>316858483
I used to be like that
I never had a myspace or any social media account or even a cell phone because I had no friends.
then I got a job and started going to community college and started meeting people and making friends and eventually I got a phone and my cousin who i went to school with and she introduced me to her friends, made me a profile on facebook
that was a few years ago and I am back to having no friends because no job money or car
for a few short years I was a normie
>>316859086
you look like a decent lad
chin up m8
>>316859291I know.
>>316859227
There is no arguing with people who believe the just world fallacy. They just can't handle that life isn't fair.
>>316854092
I've never had friends for an extended amount of time. I was always moving from school to school, never able to bring friends over to my place because my house is trash, my parents couldn't take me to other kids' places because they were always working, so I was fucked. When I moved to different schools I just ended up drifting away from the friends of before and having to make new ones. Then I got signed up for the wrong program in a new school and it was too late to go to the one I was intended to go to. That just fucked me up entirely and I ended up failing high school when I was just barely in it. Here I am now with nothing to show for anything.
The closest I have to friends are assholes I talk to on the internet and even then those guys are drifting away from each other and me too recently.
>>316859086
what's it like being a wizard?
>>316859203
It's what you make it. It's made of experiences. You won't be here, but they will. Love them if you can. Love yourself if you will. I'm sorry to say that there isn't much else, but if you love something enough or if you enjoy something enough, maybe that's enough.
>have gf
>I don't make a big deal about my birthday, I'm fine with her just remembering it
>she forgets it
>>316859203
Nigga I don't know. Just go get some pumpkin pie and eggnog and enjoy it while it lasts.
>wanted to go see Rush this year for my birthday with my dad
>dad didn't feel too well (has cancer) so he couldn't go
>best friend hates rush
>nobody to see rush with
>rush isn't gonna tour anymore
i just wanted to see la villa strangito live.....
>>316854526
>>316854971
I spent it alone getting drunk while watching stupid youtube videos on a /v/ related synchtube, shit was pretty nice.
>>316858691
Wouldn't they do that through private messages?
>>316857132
>father is 67
>looks like he's in his 50s
>mother is 5Xyeah I forgot how old she is
>looks like she's in her 40s
>brother is 34
>looks like he's in his 20s
>21
>look like 16
I don't know if I should be sad or glad about this voodoo bullshit.
Might as well be a baww thread.
>all this estrogen
You people sound like fucking old women.
>>316859193
Cremate her and dump the ashes in the sewer.
>>316859193
keeping you in my thoughts anon.
>>316859152
>tfw no childhood friend you're still friends with
>tfw no friends in general
>>316854092
Friendship is a two way street, motherfucker. I literally kept ONE friend from high school and that was only because we both bounced off of each other socially.
With everyone else it was like talking to a brick wall in a gym. Nothing but echos and I quickly and painfully realized I didn't have friends, just schoolmates.
It didn't help that my school life was pretty cold, I'd always been told I have a sinister look to my eyes, or that I look constantly angry and ready to snap, which didn't help in people warming up to me.
>>316858903
Just so you know, this also hurt to read anon. Fucked up shit man.
>>316854092
>I know you had friends once /v/.
>When did you stop? What happened?
It was all my fault. I just stopped talking to them 1 by 1. Now I only talk to my brother and his friend, and I only see them maybe every 3 weeks.
>>316859253
At this rate we will turn 50 too and will have the same fate as him. Fucking seismic delaying the game for almost a year already
life is nothing
just let me off this ride, i quit
>>316859407
>mfw I always forget relatives and friends birthdays including my own
>>316859426
Christmas at v4c is actually pretty fucking comfy. It's a total shithole otherwise, though.
>>316859367
Ah so you back off then. Well thanks for listening anon and have a good day.
>>316859464
>I'm le such a badass
Good for you.
>>316856808
>>316858903
>He took her to the bedroom, which to do, they had to walk past me, passed out in the living room
>He continued to eat her out
>They then went into the second bedroom
>They fucked
>gf said this lasted about an hour
>a fucking hour
>finally when they come out, she sees me passed out and realizes what she had done
>'friend' asks her if she wants to come over to his place
>she says no, and that she needs his help to put me back into the bedroom
>He doesn't want to, but he agrees
>That's when I regain contentiousness and remember being walked back to the bedroom by both of them.
>They had been in every single room besides the fucking bathroom
Months later I'm still trying to make sense of it all
This story has a slightly better than terrible ending, but it's not much.
You guys are lucky, you don't know what this kind of pain feels like, and I hope you never do.
>>316859342
>then I got a job and started going to community college and started meeting people and making friends and eventually I got a phone and my cousin who i went to school with and she introduced me to her friends, made me a profile on facebook
>read this
>that was a few years ago
>expect positive twist
>I am back to having no friends because no job money or car
;_;
anon, you crushed my soul
>>316859009
Right here. Being neet with no money is suffering. I've been looking for a job but It's pretty rough where I'm at.
>past 2-3 birthdays
>just get drunk with family
you guys overthink this shit tbf, its only "sad" if you're begging for people to give a fuck about you
>>316859407
Just drop her anon, before she makes you a kekold
Because its innevitable if she can't even remember your birthday
>>316859203
To advance your species into the next millennia. To have children and prosper. To destroy all Muslims.
>>316859228
i will when you stop bitching about it fagot, rethink your life and how you seam to think taking care of you mum is "ruining your life"
you entitled cunt.
unlike you im looking forward to looking after my mum when shes that old means i can pay her back for all the shit she done for me
>>316853018
Getting rid of facebook is one of the best things i've done in my life.
Facebook is massively depressing.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>316857957
Spontaneous combustion.
>>316859464
t. 16 year old
>tfw always had boring birthdays with little to no friends
>got to the point where I just didn't celebrate it anymore and just bought a single game for myself every year
>been dating a girl for almost a year now
>on my birthday, she told me to meet her at the park
>think she just wants to spend a little time to cheer me up
>it's kind of chilly, park has little to no one there
>see gf sitting on one of the benches in a dress
>walk over, hear my favorite song playing
>see the bench, it's covered in sunflowers (the state flower of where I'm from)
>she even has my childhood stuffed animal that was my best friend until I was 13
>I run to her and hug her as tightly as possible, beginning to cryIs this what it's like to be in love, /v/?
>show up a friends birthday party
>friend says "wow you're not dead"
>later gives me a talk about he's seriously happy I'm not dead, and that I kicked heroin
if I wasn't so autistic I'd probably have felt really good about this.
>>316859464
Some people come to 4chan for reasons other than pure shitposting.the anonymity of the site makes "making a connection" with someone else feel that much better.It's a nice feel, anon. You should try sometime.
>>316859203
To explore space.
>>316859556
You should have punched the guy
You fucking c uck
>>316858063
This.
I had a good friend of mine that I have known for 8+ years come up to Japan, and we went on a bike trip. I won't see them for again for a while, but we have this rapport and camaraderie built that no time or distance can really break apart.
It's even best when we all finally reunite for vidya and drinks.
>>316859589
if you're not already looking after your mom you have no idea what it's like, kiddo
it's the most depressing shit
>>316858757
>Finished college and still looking for a job? Get a grace period of around three months to find yourself or something, then get a job.
Man these last past months of me being a NEET was a blast, I jerked off whenever I wanted, I watched anime as much as I wanted, I played Vidya as much as I wanted too, no one fucked with me and I fucked with no one. Now I start my new job 2 weeks from now in the field I actually studied in college but now I'm panicking and nervous as fuck.
>>316859556
I dont know how people cope with getting cheated on, especially by a friend. I feel like I would just go on a suicidal murder spree
>>316859556
What did you do? Did you break up with her on the spot or what?
I was cheated on by a previous gf with a friend, so I know somewhat how you feel, but fucking hell on your birthday? that's messed up
>Be 25
>Too lazy to keep up with old friends because I feel that they have become normies
>Spend every birthday alone with my parents
It honestly doesn't even feel that bad, but I dread the thought of finally being alone once I move further away.
>>316859556
lol your friend licked up your cum from your gf's snatch
>>316859086
here so you can actually see the birthday. i've been on 4chins since 08. us oldfags are still out there.
>>316852956
It's like every day is Christmas
Then one day it's the 26th
>>316858903
>>316859556
aaaaaaaaaaaand now I don't even want a girlfriend anymore
>>316859591
>my facebook is nothing but leftist college students going on about how everyone's racist and how you're a hypocrite for caring about the terror in france
who else here actually looks forward to friday night forf-f-f-f-friday night motherfuckerrr threadsand /v/ingo
This thread is about to die but I do wish you guys the best and have a safe and happy birthday. I'll remember you guys! For any that I have missed or upcoming ones
Happy Birthday
Thank you.
>>316859342
Is it really that easy?
I wouldn't considering myself socially awkward, but I'm definitely not great at making friends. I'm good at keeping small talk though. I'm just very self conscious, like the other day I was getting some food and I felt like I was having a panic attack because I was at the front of the line and I felt like everyone was going to watch me fuck up ordering my food or something.
>>316859086
what video game generes do you play?
>thread ending soon
we're all gonna make it
or at least that's what i tell myself so i don't go insane
>>316859554
Thanks bud.
>>316854620
fucking pain
>>316859086
>>316859784
>New jersey
what county m8
>>316859193
Holy fuck. I couldn't even be assed to bury her.
after this thread ends we're all just going to call each other faggots in other threads
>>316859735
>we have this rapport and camaraderie built that no time or distance can really break apart.
Pretty much. Those are the faggots that you know you can count on. My only true friends.
>>316859821
You too anon.
It was a depressing thread but it's good to let it out from your chest.
Peace
>>316859856
don't let it end anon ;_;
>come home from school on my 14th birthday without a single person acknowledging that it is my birthday
>cars up and down the driveway
>party favors everywhere
>open the door
>dad meets me at the door and tells me to leave
>find out it was a surprise birthday party for my uncle, who's birthday was a month later and no kids were allowed due to him being a registered sex offender
>a week later my dad yells at me for not reminding him that it was my birthday and when i point out how ridiculous that is, mom hits me over the head with a plate
>>316859821
thanks anon you too
you're a good lad
>>316859856
Relying on hopes is escapism from your reality.
Its finally ending
The depressive thread is ending
>>316859761
I'm with ya, anon. who needs birthday parties anyway?
>>316859457
>be 22 male of course
>some beggar think im a girl asking for some pennies
>im a dude
>he literally cannot control the smirk, his face shows a mix of dying from laughter and bitter realisation that hes not gonna get anything because of that
>asked for id when buying beers if im shaved
>depression hits in because of stuff
>23
>suddenly balding, people never mistake me for a girl anymore, noone asks for id, kids call me sir, older adults shake my hand
i dont rly know what to say
>>316858903
>eats out the pussy you were just fuckin
least you're not gay like him
Keep your chin up. I am pretty sure no one in this thread is Anthony Burch.
>>316859856
Meh, I know I'll probably kill myself or have a failing marriage, maybe both.
>>316859941
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>316859736
>kiddo
oh no cos i was expecting it to be all sun shine and rainbows were we get to eat ice-cream and gossip on the boys we like......
fuck your bitch and need to grow a pair, insted of looking at all the bad shit how about you look at all the shit your doing for her?
Can't wait for my dad to be a senile old fuck asking for my help and telling him 'no'
>>316859959
hope is the only thing that can spark any change
at least with hope and some dicipline i have a slight chance of making it
if i abandon all hope i might as well just kill myself now but i dont want to do that
>>316859936
I wouldn't have it any other way. Faggot.
>>316859735
>I had a good friend of mine that I have known for 8+ years come up to Japan, and we went on a bike trip. I won't see them for again for a while, but we have this rapport and camaraderie built that no time or distance can really break apart.
I had this until I became majorly depressed and stopped seeing them for a couple of years. Nobody gave a shit about me anymore, even after I got out of depression and tried to reconnect.
It still hurts a little.
See you fags in the next feels thread
Good night
>>316859921
hudson
>>316859850
RTS and fighting games mostly.
>>316859385
I'm far from a wizard bro.
WHY THE FUCK THIS THREAD JUST WON'T DIE
I JUST WANT TO STOP FEELING
>birthday last month
>Invite some old friends
>a good while into the night, when we're all watching movies I get a text telling me to go to my room
>It's a girl I met a few years back, we've been good friends, I helped her through a lot of rough patches in her life.
>She's on my bed, wearing next to nothing
>Starts saying that she wants to be together
>Brain goes into panic mode, This is a girl who I don't want to be in a relationship with
>I still go to her and mostly undress
>Start feeling each other
>Something snaps, I push away and put my clothes back on
>mumble something like "I never wanted it to be like this" and leave
>a few minutes later she joins us all back at the movie.
>Has barely talked to me since then
D-did I do the right thing?
>>316859556
I would've killed my friend and girlfriend.
>>316859936
faggot
were all gonna make it
>>316856939
Cool
>>316860192
its too late for me
Good thread lads
>I'm now remembering that one anon that died of cancer 3 months after making a thread of him dying
he missed out on fallout 4 and mgs V, dunno if either feel happy or sad for him.
>>316860079
hold on to that hope, it's what got me out of my misery
>>316860192
i just wanna build muscle, i'm tired of being a skinny fat fuck
>>316859556
I'm sorry, anon. That's a really fucked story, if true.
I don't know what to tell you, except fucking move far away from where this all happened.
Thank you guys for this thread, makes me feel like I did when I first joined.I love the fuck out of this site
>>316860226
its never too late
stay safe anons
>>316859784
You look pretty handsome familia. 5'11 with blue eyes and dark features. Go get some puss.
>>316859606
what does that t. mean?
i keep seeing it and I have no clue
>>316860165
Depends, was she attractive?
>>316860056
>he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt not have a part of his ear
![12-6-sad-bear[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Lpe06N.jpg "12-6-sad-bear[2]")
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![Peter_Hitchens_415_259_55[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/azjSwVY.jpg "Peter Hitchens 415 259 55[1]")
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