Adventure Thing, part 7
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Oh shit nigger, you're a Barbarian.
You and your party fell down into some noble's dungeon of 100 trials while you were trying to find a kidnapped party member.
What do you do?
Previous threads:
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Yell really fucking hard.
>>316661727
Charge in blindly
>>316661727
punch yourself
fire punch yourself
Punch the darkness inside that doorway
Review roster and status of current party members
>>316661879
YOu charged in blindly. The room is dark and you can't see shit.
>>316662018
light up your fire fingers
>>316662018
Close eyes and let you heart guide you
>>316662018
Punch darkness
>>316662137
You punched the darkness. No effect
these autistic as fuck role playing threads have nothing to do with video games
>>316662190
Use your detective vision to see
cast fist
Use echolocation from fist punching to navigate darkness
>>316662516
'sup
>>316662516
Oh hello there. You're doing the trials too?
>>316662516
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
>>316662569
"Hi, so uh....doing the trials huh"
>>316662771
Pinch him to see if he's real
>>316662771
"yup"
>>316662898
"Right, then I'll just....go back into the darkness and give you some space then"
>>316663126
light up harder
it's still pretty dark in here
>>316663126
attack him
>>316663334
You move froward to pinch the man, but he has disappeared
>>316663508
burn the room
>>316663519
burn everything
>>316663508
press onwards
>>316663508
Invert the colors
>>316663519
"Well I guess that's one way of solving this trial"
>>316663830
look at remnants
>>316663830
Punch self in face
>>316663905
You see the man dangling from the ceiling
>>316663830
loot room
>>316664119
"Katana is a shit sword"
>>316664119
"did I pass the test?"
>>316664119
loot man
>>316664119
Eat the fire
>>316664236
"errr...yes. You may go through the door over there"
>>316664442
go through the door
>>316664442
Yay
Proceed with party members
>>316664442
Give him a thumbs up and leave
>>316664442
Throw a rock at him
>>316664517
In the next room you see 3 pedestals, each with one weapon stuck to it.
>>316664781
Equip one of the pedestals.
>>316664781
The secret weapon that no one can see but you.
>>316664781
Take them all
>>316664781
TAKE THE SWORD
>>316664781
Is this a metaphor?
>>316664781
Fuck the weapons, take a pedestal.
>>316664781
we have fists, we dont need shit
>>316664781
Grab all three and combine them into one weapon.
Is thread going to live or get nuked by mods?
>>316664781
Destroy them with your fists.
Prove that you are the ultimate weapon
>>316664857
You took the sword. The other two cumbles to dust and the door opens
>>316665050
How many trials are there left, you assholes
>>316665050
Take the dust.
Just in case.
>>316665050
Skip to door 100 because barbarian logic says so
>>316665050
take the dust of both weapons as well
>>316665050
turn the sword into dust
>>316665050
Huff the dust and gain cool new weapon powers.
>>316665050
eat dust
>>316665079
"95!" yelled the noble from upstairs
>>316665319
A little girl with maxed strength appears
>>316665319
Throw a sword at him and proceed.
>>316665319
meanwhile
the little girl we need to save...
>>316665319
Plow through all the rooms to door 100
>>316665319
The next trial pushes our culinary skills to the limit - we must cook spaghetti
>>316665319
Leap up there using the sword as a pogo stick.
>>316665319
Pocket-sand that bitch with the noble pinpoint accuracy of your barbarian vision.
>>316665319
Fast forward to trial 99
>>316665319
use the swords power to go to trial 95
>>316665684
saving the girl was trial 95.
congratulations
>>316665684
that's dangerous, young lady
>>316665684
An event occurs
>>316665684
reminiscence previous exploits
>>316665684
Shout a swear word at noble and proceed.
>>316665684
Yell "I WILL RESCUE YOU!" whilst striking a pose so powerful that it temporarily and significantly improves the production value of the image depicting said pose.
>>316665746
"You're still in trial 6 you dumb savage"
>>316665925
Right, better hurry up then
>>316665925
ask cleric to pray for a god to help us or somethin
>>316665925
no you're in trial 6 you dumb savage
>>316665925
Savage your way to door 99 with savage god might! Did we forget he's god now?
>>316665925
MONTAGE!
>>316665925
Think about how huge your beard will get when you reach trial 99.
>>316665989
God is considering the cleric's prayers to allow you to be a casual and skip the trials
>>316666216
All of a sudden, a giant pair of hands grab Gladiator and pull him into the darkness! Lightning Wizard tries to do something, but the floor opens up underneath him, causing him to fall into an abyss! What a wacky series of events.
>>316666216
god pls
>>316666216
slap the cleric
>>316666216
"im not casual!" proceed with the trials!
>>316666216
God gets distracted by cameo shenanigans.
>>316666216
Stub your toe
>>316666216
god gets bored and blows a hole in the wall you can just walk through
>>316666269
"Please do not interrupt the prayer"
>>316666492
WE CAN'T BE CASULS
>>316666492
All of a sudden a vision of the BAD END flashes into our minds
pls god
>>316666509
"Yes, that's it. Casuals are bad. No skipping"
>>316666749
Trial 6 is a vision. A vision of...the BAD END.
>>316666749
"Fuck You"
We must become the epitome of cool
Wear only black armor
>>316666749
How about half, and a tray of cookies?
>>316666749
Get a different cleric.Cameo time.
>>316666749
Let cleric tell god that he's a faget and proceed.
>>316666666
>>316666749
All that god monologue has created a time vortex that delivers us to the 98 trail
>>316666749
I thought canon was god
>>316666885
Only God is canon.
>>316666809
>barbarian
>armor
>>316666749
Barbarian god says Fuck you to regular god
>>316666985
MY SKIN IS HARDER THAN ANY ARMOR
>>316666985
fug this shit
go zerker rage and bulldoze through other trials except the last
>>316667056
"Greetings, brother"
"Ah! Brother Orc Cleric, what brings you here?"
>>316667305
What ho Orc Cleric! Might you pray us a mighty ward?
>>316667305
Ask Orc Cleric to ask God to let us skip the trials.
>>316667305
Trial #6 is a favourite of his
>>316667305
DOUBLE PRAYER
>>316667340
>0
>0
>0
i think the rolls are telling you to give up
>>316667305
turn crosshair hat and shirt into swastika hat and shirt by drawing with blood
>>316667305
Pray to dakka god
>>316667389
"Again with the skipping. Fine, I can't reject this amount of prayers, now what trial should I skip to..."
>>316667525
90
the last ten trials are always intense
>>316667525
Back to 100
>>316667525
THE HARDEST TRIAL
We're only half casual
>>316667525
the one where I kick your ass
>>316667525
to the next one
>>316667559
"Very well"
>>316667829
Trial 90 is...PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN! We begin to hallucinate the most tragic events of our lives
>>316667829
Sick montage of rewinding.
>>316667829
Wait wait too fast
>>316667874
Like...that time in barbaarian highschool where your love letter was rejected
>>316667305
Orc cleric will get us through this mean while barbarian go and regular god are in a fist fight
>>316668095
But now we're badass! And we can write badass love letters that Suzy Wilcott couldn't possibly resist now!
>>316668095
BARBARIANS DONT GO TO SCHOOL
SEE THROUGH THR ILLUSION
>>316668095
And that time where our mother got eaten by a giant beast
>>316668095
Pain is fuel for your RAGE!
Finish these trials.
>>316668095
Well, that was pretty much it. On to the next trial!
>>316668159
Which was riiight after you got rejected
>>316668318
And don't forget the time where our older brother was killed by a knight of the Empire
Stabbed right through the heart he was
>>316668318
Get FIERY PISSED OFF
HOW DARE THEY
>>316668318
Meanwhile Barbarian God fights God
>>316668318
And your dad told you were adopted from a drug family
>>316668318
Luckily, cleric blesses us and we get on with it.
>>316668384
"You have denied my barbarians help for the last time, I must defeat you"
"Oh no! Barbarian god! I thought I ate you!"
>>316668550
Don't forget the time where we accidentally killed Chad's younger brother. We were pretty good friends until that little mistake happened
>>316668550
God uses Barabarian God sockpuppet to persuade us to get to the next trial.
>>316668629
"Persuade" right?
>>316668550
Harness the power of your barbarian teen angst and smash through the wall to trial #91.
>>316668629
"Go forth my warrior! Defeat the trials and claim victory! Listen to your Barbarian god and definitely not just God using a sockpuppet because he killed the real one and ate him a long time ago"
>>316668782
Recover and proceed to trial 91
the cooking trial
>>316668782
Well, if Barbarian God says so...
>>316668782
You got it B.G.!
>>316668782
Flash back to the event of god killing and eating barbarian god
>>316668917
>>316668782
But that's the next trial room, viewing a documentary.
>>316668859
And so you press on. The trial keeps reliving your terrible memories, like that one time in Barbarianstop when you dropped your spaghetti while trying to purchase a new axe
>>316669229
Press further
>>316669229
Get over it. You're a barbarian.
>>316669229
FUCKING BARBARIANSTOP
Luckily, the memories of actually bought sick axe let you press on to the next trial.
>>316669329
NOt to be beaten, the trial relives the memory where that very same axe was taken by an Imperial Knight to kill your brother
>>316669575
crawl though with determination
>>316669575
Heart HP 10/100
you can't take much more of this
>>316669575
Can we level up for all this suffering endured?
>>316669575
All of a sudden the most awesome memories spring to mind.
When you kissed your first barbarian girlfriend, when you and you brothers played "guess where I will punch you " with the Imperial Knights and how you defeat the giant monster in the box dungeon.I love these threads mang, never fails to make me grin.
>>316669575
ANIKI
>>316669575
The fuck is wrong with you, you fucking pansy. Barbarians don't get sad, don't get depressed, BARBARIANS GET ANGRY. BARBARIAN RAGE AT MAXIMUM.
>>316669575
Brutal.
>>316669645
Another traumatic memory: the time when you found out Santa Claus was actually just a wizard in a red robe.
>>316669915
Heart HP 10/100
here comes the most depressing memory of all...
>>316669915
THAT FAT FUCK STILL OWE ME A TRICYCLE
>>316669915
I don't know, wizard in red robe is pretty close to Santa Claus. At least it's not one of the relatives.
>>316669915
We don't believe in santa claus, the only person we believe in is odin since he got rid of the frost giants.
>>316669915
Berserker rage fills you with ... rage and you blast to the next trial, because Fuck wizard santa!
>>316669979
Another memory, which was right after Santa tells you he's out of tricycles, The King rode past you on his and yelled "AHAHA, FUCKING BARBARIANFAGS"
>>316670224
These memories are getting out of hand. Surely, this is an illusion.
>>316670224
Young Merc punches him and takes it.
>>316670224
By suddenly experiencing all these depressing memories our immunity to depression has leveled up enough to get us past this trail.
>>316670224
I thought I won the choice of choices... fine another memory going past trail 91!
>>316670337
It was also the first time that you witnessed the royal family dysfunction
>>316670573
Who's memory is this!?
>>316670573
God gets tired of watching memories and rewinds to trial 91.
>>316670573
>>316670614
Dickass Thief stole them.
>>316670573
All these memories were actually trials
>>316670704
Mother fucker trail 99
>>316670656
And so God opens up the door to 91.
Passing through 90 rials have given you a bunch of XP. Level up now?
>>316670956
All points into Fist.
>>316670956
Yes
put all point into luck
>>316670956
Yes.
>>316670956
Yes.
>>316670956
yes
>>316671000
trips!
>>316671000
>trips
FIrst allocate stats
>>316671129
all to str
>>316671129
ALL IN INT
>>316671129
All in luck baby
>>316671129
24 to STR, 1 to LUK, lock in.
>>316671129
LUK
>>316671129
even them all out as much as possible
>>316671129
Mystery box
>>316671129
You put everything into strength
then you unlock a special strength tier ability.
>>316671129
All into luk
>>316671385
Eh, lock in.
>>316671385
no, dump into STR
>>316671385
yes next screen
>>316671385
Take it back put into luk
>>316671429
hmmmmmmm
>>316671552
yes, perfect. next
>>316671552
yes LOCK IN
>>316671552
>you now learn the Ultimate God Punch of Super Rage
>>316671552
Looking good, we're gonna hit real hard.
>>316671552
Lock
You get Barbarian God's strenght as a reward for leveling str so much.
>>316671552
Nevermind, all in Luck. Lock in and continue.
>>316671552
Mystery box lock in.
>>316671552
lock in
>>316671552
STRONG
>>316671628
All in luck, boop.
Now class points
>>316671718
ALL IN BARD
>>316671718
all to warlord
lock in
>>316671718
WARLORD, LIKE BARBARIAN BUT WITH MORE PEOPLE.
>>316671718
> Everything into warlord
>>316671718
Warlord, now we can pillage with armies
>>316671718
All Barbarian lock in.
>>316671718
Pump Bard.
>>316671749
Boop. You are now a Barbarian Warlord. You get some stat increase in STR, END and CHA and get more followers and some new perks.
Loading perks....
>>316671905
there better be good ones
>>316671905
Put everything in having Warlord orgies.
>>316671905
Sweet
Now you can create your own Barbarian Empire, which will be your ultimate goal after saving the little girl-
>>316671979
And killing the King to avenge the genocide of your tibe, that too.
But now, perks.
>>316672214
all to burning finger
>>316672214
ALL IN GREAT FORTUNE
>>316672214
Berzerker Rage and Leader
our increased luck stat lets us pick 2 perks
lock in
>>316672214
great fortune
>>316672214
Leader
>>316672214
Rage and might, lock in.
>>316672257
With all the level ups you can choose 3 times, you wanna use them all to Upgrade Burning Finger to Burning Finger V?
>>316672450
yes
>>316672450
Burning finger 5 and berzerker rage, lock in
luck stat allows for that 1 extra perk
>>316672450
No, choose rage, might and burning finger, lock in.
>>316672450
Leader, Rage and Good fortune.
>>316672529
Leader allows you to recruit people easier, also gives bonus stats to any party member currently travelling with you.
Berzerker Rage allows you to once a day go into a rage that increases all your physical powers but leaves you uncontrolable...also the cooldown leaves you tired.
Good Fortune makes you find more loot.
Confirm?
>>316672713
Leader, Rage, Might and Burning Finger 3 lock in
our increased luck stat allows for that 1 extra perk
>>316672713
confirm
>>316672713
all right
>>316672713
Yes
>>316672779
Level up complete
>>316673002
Trial 92 is the trial of toe stubbing
we must stub our toe 1000 times to proceed
>>316673002
Meanwhile, in nobleman's quarters...
>>316673068
And that's 92, You're in 91 and must now solve this riddle
Not video games.
Stop making these threads here you stupid faggots, you do it this late because you know you'd get banned otherwise during daytime /v/.
>>316673350
Punch banana.
>>316673350
Hit the banana with the stick until it explodes.
>>316673350
This looks more like a metaphor than it does a riddle
>>316673350
Inspect banana.
>>316673350
eat the ladder
>>316673350
The answer of the riddle isdestroying shit, that's the answer to every riddle
>>316673350
Lean ladder on box, prop wood plank on top of box to ladder upper half to counter for upper weight. Gab banana
>>316673419
"uhhh...you passed....I guess"
>>316673667
Proceed to the next trial.
>>316673404
Why are you mad tho? Threads like this exist ever since /v/ tried to create it's own videogame. Aka. choose your own party threads. Which was 3-4 years ago. Maybe more.
>>316673667
Break everything in the room and loot it.
>>316673667
Trial 92 is the toe stubbing one
>>316667525
Ask Orc to pray to his Orc-God; him and God can have some heavily brew whilst they look at the pissants trying to complete the trials.
>>316673667
Slap this anon for not taking his Adderall
>>316673404
Then move on to next trail, birds...
>>316673723
shh
dont give the autist attention
>>316673350
Whack the banana with the rod repeatedly.
>>316673667
Use the banana's pasty remains to paint a work of art.
>>316673667
Yell FUCK YOU to God
>>316674008
next trial is trial of shitposting
>>316674008
Trial 92 and 93 were broken in a washing machine accident. Proceed to trial 94
>>316674008
Throw Trial 92 down the stairs and move on to 93.
>>316674008
I love you op
Now pokemon battle!
Choose your berserker pokemon
>>316674117
"Our deepest apologies, please proceed to 94 instead"
>>316674357
"What a shitty service"
>>316674357
Trial 94 is a metaphor. Proceed
>>316674357
Next trial is a cup game, find the marble under the cup.
>>316674357
The trial isto step on a lego
>>316674357
you can't open the door, because the actual trial is the hallway leading up to it is a puzzle
>>316674357
You walk into the room, only to discover that Cthulhu is in there. He seems awfully chill tho.
>>316674357
slap the knight. He deserves it.
>>316673723
>>>/tg/
you fucking retard newfaggot, these types of threads belong there, always has and always will, retarded shits like you constantly breaking the rules are cancer to the site nowadays
>>316674459
"Greetings, if you can pick the cup with the marble under it after I shuffle them then you may pass"
>>316674569
go be mad at fallout 4 threads
>>316674631
Punch the knight, then take the marble.
>>316674631
punch all the cups after he shuffles
THERE IS THE MARBLE YOU FUCKER
>>316674631
"IT'S IN THE MIDDLE!"
>>316674631
Punch him and take marble. Barbarians don't play by the rules. usually
>>316674664
go back to reddit kid
>>316674631
Ask him which cup it's under. You're not very good at these and don't want to waste his time..
>>316674631
Middle duh
>>316674669
The knight easily dodges your punch.
"Please, if they picked a knight with low DEX to shuffle cups then this would be too easy"
>>316674941
Ask him how much he gets paid to do this job.
>>316674941
" Fine, shuffle the cups then you dexfag "
>>316674941
Surprise! I've got TWO fists!
>>316674941
You were punch were he was. Punch where he's going to be.
>>316674941
That means he didn't spec into WIS!
Quick, tell him his wife is in labor and she needs exactly 3 cups of hot water, stat!
>>316674987
shuffling...
>>316675225
Punch one at random and hope for the best.
>>316675225
Now while he is distracted by shuffling you use burning finger to hit him.Because of good fortune you manage to land it.
>>316675225
Be impresses at his superior dexterity.
>>316675225
Roll to seduce knight
>>316675225
Compliment on his shuffling skills.
>>316675313
This
>>316675259
"Awww, too bad. Try again?"
>>316675443
Dickass Thief steals the cups.
>>316675443
Make him remove a cup from play.
>>316675443
Succumb to despair.
>>316675443
the knight is cheater
>>316675443
It's in your hand the entire time!
>>316675443
Yell ice-cream
Why is this thread on /v/ instead of /tg/?
What is video games about this?
>>316675476
"Very well, now would anyone else like to try their luck? The door won't open until one of you win! Come on, step right up! Try your luck and take the marble!" he asked your party members
>>316675663
How new are you?
>>316675695
Lightning Wizard gives it a go.
>>316675695
Dickass Thief steals the marble
>>316675698
>responding
>>316675695
punch him in the dick while his guard is down
>>316675698
That wasn't an answer
>>316675695
Orc Claric tries
>>316675851
He steals the knight's wallet too.
>>316675831
because these threads are fun, try joining in instead of complaining
>>316675851
the guy chases after the dick ass thief
we can proceed
>>316675851
Next trail then, bash the door down with barbarian smile!
>>316675851
Can we go now?
>>316675851
The party wears the cups as festive party hats as they celebrate the shuffling knight's newfound lack of employment.
>>316675851
" So I guess now I can proceed? "
>>316676059
Trial 95-100 are the boss stages
The boss of trial 95 is a guy with a squid head
>>316676059
Open door to trial 95, take cups for hats.
>>316676059
Next trial smiling contest
>>316675910
But why is it here instead of /tg/? /tg/ is for quest threads about tabletop games, not /v/
>>316676102
BANZAI
>>316676102
"Greetings, you must defeat me in combat to proceed"
>>316675910
dont respond to autists him, jesus
>>316676285
Throw salt on his squid head,
>>316676285
you watched too much hentai?
>>316676285
punch it between the eyes
>>316676285
Beat his head in
the first two bosses are always joke bosses
>>316676285
now he's a kid
>>316676285
Squids hate salt. Throw salt at it.
>>316676285
Shake his hand and say you're a big fan.
>>316676153
because we kind of need it when /v/ is currently full of:
>Fallout 4 shitposting threads
>post here if you're playing New Vegas
>Undertale threads that devolve into endless shitposting
>>316676285
Dress up like a tree and sneak past him
>>316676397
stop hogging the numbers and dont respond
>>316676285
Fire finger, dry out his head!
>>316676285
A Guy Called Squid?
>>316676369
Oh no, his head is too squishy
>>316676508
Cover your fist in salt, and then punch him between the eyes.
>>316676508
BURNING FINGER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
>>316676508
HOW MANY ASIAN WENCHES HAVE YOU DEFILED?
>>316676508
unleash secret technique number 2
>>316676508
burning finger his head
>>316676508
This guy has a burning punch doesn't he?
>>316676508
Dry his with with fire fist
>>316676397
Yeah, but the thread could easily go on /tg/ and you could post there.
Or you could post in that "what vidya did you play today" thread, or the link thread, the Halo thread, that 'old games' thread. Or you could even make a thread similar to this where we generate content based on video games. Like for instance, "draw a video game character in MSPaint paint", or "describe a video game poorly", or "turn this (template) into vidya gaems".
Just the fact that there's a lot of FO4 doesn't really justify having threads from other boards. For the same reason that UFC threads from earlier today (getting spammed) weren't left around just because there's a lot of FO4.
>>316676538
"Yo man, that's not cool"
>>316676673
Apologize and ask him to join you.
>>316676673
Use salt and soy sauce on him
>>316676673
"AHA! You've been A-SALT-ED!"
>>316676673
Squid Man uses his spell card
>>316676673
Ask if he'll let you pass.
>>316676673
fire fist his face
>>316676673
lick him
>>316676673
rub it in
>>316676610
or maybe OP just isn't into the content of that particular board
>>316676673
Give him a hug
>>316676765
But he's not posting about video games, either. In essence: the content of THIS board.
>>316676508
Pretend to be a lobster...the natural predator of the squid while he is confused by the antics grab him and throw him at the wall so he gets stuck.
>>316676727
Your terrible punch has caused great harm to the squid man's wellbeing
>>316676673
"Do you like calamari?", then burning hand is face
>>316676852
Squid Man uses spellcard "1000 Tentacle Nightmares"
>>316676852
squid man retaliates
>>316676852
Now that he's seasoned, cook him and get a banquet going. Invite the nobleman down for a "chat" while you eat.
>>316676852
ask if he's ok
>>316676938
Squid Man smacks you with a hammer for trying to cook him
>>316677136
HIS TENTACLE IS EXTENDED
GRAB IT AND SWING HIM AROUND
>>316677136
Kick him in his squid dick.
>>316677136
"is it hammer time?"
>>316677136
Burning finger his squid face.
>>316677136
eat the hammer to gain its power!
>>316677136
Burn his face in retaliation
>>316677169
He used his tentacles to pull himself up, dodging your kick
>>316677335
ask him about his days as a Japanese porn actor
tentacles, ya know
>>316677335
Shoryuken his squid dick.
>>316677335
Hulk Hogan pops in and FUCKING LEGDROPS THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>316677335
Jump up and punch his squid dick with your salted fist.
>>316677335
Use bat a rang
>>316677335
Just as planned! Now run to the door and laugh at him for being outsmarted by a barbarian!
>>316677398
He catches your fist with his hands
>>316677567
NOW GRAB HIM AND SLAM THAT FUCKER DOWN
>>316677567
SUPPLLEEXXXXXXXXX
>>316677567
Suplex
>>316677827
Lightning Wizard and Gladiator do a follow-up attack
>>316677827
Quickly tickle his tentacles while keeping eye contact
>>316677827
Now put him in a hold and go for the submission.
>>316677827
WWE lightning wizard and gladiator and peasant do a trio combo on squid face.
>>316678072
rip his puny legs off
>>316678072
STEAL HIS PANTS! The source of his power
>>316678072
Have your companions do the countdown
>>316678072
Sing a song until he says uncle
>>316678109
"NAH GAWD! HE'S TRYING TO RIP HIS LEGS OFF!"
>>316678356
Get Lighting Wizard to count it out before anyone gets badly hurt.
>>316678072
Trying? He's SUCCEEDED!
>>316678356
Rip off legs then ask if he wants to join his party
>>316678356
Break his armor, just to reveal he is a human in a costume
>>316678429
"BAH GAWD! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF"
"WHAT'S THIS?! HE'S TRYING TO RECRUIT HIM!"
"HE'S A HUMAN BEING GODDAMNIT"
>>316678661
Beat Squid Man with his legs
>>316678661
Squid man just regrows his legs. Then he sets the condition that you won't rip anymore off his limbs off for joining the party.
>>316678661
"is that a yes?"
>>316678661
Have the orc pray to have him become a real squid its only fair
>>316678749
Squid Man is a squid now....and dies for being out of water
>>316678883
roast and eat him
>>316678883
Cook and eat him for a food buff
>>316678883
Neat new hat! Some one appraise it.
>>316678949
You gained 10 HP. Your hunger is vanquished
>>316679003
Next trail boss is a cup of water
>>316679003
Check total HP
>>316679003
Proceed to next boss.
zelda-like with eye weakspots but they are bait
>>316679003
Is there anything left of the squid to equip?
>>316679003
Next boss is godzilla
>>316679003
Next boss is a rubic cube.
>>316679059
"Goddamnit anon it's trial not trail, why do keep mispelling it like that" said the cup of water
>>316679187
The water is poison
one member must sacrifice their lives and drink it if we wish to proceed
>>316679187
Because I'm a Barbarian, I use spell check a lot, now you triggered me!
>>316679187
>>316679253
Sacrifice anon for not knowing how to spell trial
>>316679187
Where were you when we needed you to save squid man squid!?! Proceed to flip the table for his treachery!
>>316679187
>>316679253
check party screen to choose the party member to sacrifice
>>316679187
the water is actually carbonated, throw that shit out
>>316679187
Drink it
>>316679279
"Your spellcheck sucks"
>>316679331
PUNCH IT
>>316679331
Punch glass of water for triggering you.
>>316679331
"accidentally" kick the table
>>316679331
You're a glass of water! You sucks!
>>316679331
seduce the water into opening the door for the next trial
>>316679370
with our beard!
>>316679331
Throw a glass of water in the face of the glass of water for triggering you.
>>316679348
"Yes, choose one of you to consume me and kill himself or you won't pass"
I hope you cunts realize that none of your decisions matter because OP before making this thread already made images for set decisions and he is just replying to himself.
Same goes with the Skeleton Adventures
>>316679476
Pour out the water, killing him. Then proceed to trial 98, the trial of silly dogs
>>316679476
Ask anyone in your party if they're immune to poison.
>>316679476
the peasant volunteers without question
>>316679496
sacrifice this guy
>>316679548
"I'll do it, my life is shitty anyway" said Todd the peasant
>>316679632
Turns out the water wasn't poisoned, IT WAS A DOUBLE TRAP.
>>316679632
No, not Todd
>>316679496
And what lead you to this conclusion
>buttmad he didn't roll a high number
>>316679632
too bad because someone else tipped over the cup
>>316679632
No! NOOOO!
Dramatically knock the cup of water to the floor
>>316679632
As soon as the liquid touches his lips, it turns into an angel and buffs his stats for trying to sacrifice himself for the greater good
>>316679632
the water isn't actually poison, it just tastes bad.
>>316679632
You give him a manly hug to honor his sacrifice
>>316679496
but anon, I myself have made huge changes to the direction the story went
so I know you're just bullshitting
why would he waste his time doing that anyway?
>>316679698
[dramatic music]
>>316679803
door remains closed unless someone licks the water off the floor
>>316679803
"Congratulations, this was a trial of your compassion for your followers. You have passed."
>>316679803
punch him to make him spit it out!
>>316679803
Win trial.
>>316679496
get a load of this guy
>>316679803
The cup smashes, in slow motion
>>316679879
>slow motion
>still image
every time
>>316679879
The slowest motion
since , you know >>316679939
>>316680049
That's done. Proceed to trial 98, which is a staircase that leads to trial 99.
We must fight an illusion of our mother to proceed to the final trial
>>316680049
Water from glass forms into a WATER-MAN.
>>316680098
>Proceed to trial 98
>316680098
>trial 98
>0098
>>316680098
RUN AWAY!
>>316680098
Man that was a long staircase...anyway, trial 99.
OH SHIT IT'S A GHOSTLY VISION OF YOUR MOTHER
>>316680313
The only way to win is to say as many fuckwords as possible
>>316680313
What the fuck is this? Scooby-Doo?
[OUTRAGEOUS AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
>>316680313
Greet her in the most loving way possible...PUNCH HER
>>316680359
[OUTRAGEOUS AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
Adventure Thing is filmed in front a live internet audience
>>316680485
"Clap Now"
>>316680485
Ask mother how she has been since THE KING SHE IS NOW PROTECTING KILLED HER.
>>316680485
Mummy? Is that you?
>>316680485
Cry, you can't hurt mama
>>316680525
the king didn't kill her
a dinosaur did
>>316680485
Stare at hands broodingly
>>316680525
"The King didn't kill me, a viscious monster did, decapitated me with a chomp to, like so" and now she's a floating head
>>316680729
but mama, I can't hurt you
>>316680729
Are we supposed to fight? You're like a ghost, we can't do shit to each other
>>316680729
tell her the reason you're there in the first place, she'll understand
>>316680729
hit her with ghost punch
>>316680729
Well he killed pretty much everyone else, why are you here anyway?
>>316680729
Recuit mom it will be like ol' times, you floating around and yelling at us... I miss you floating head mom.
>>316680729
MAMA CHECK THESE DUBS
>>316680865
your dubs are shit
i hope your parents disown you
>>316680826
"YOu're trying to take the 100 trials? Aww, my baby has grown up. Do you have enough to eat? Are you even eating well? ANd your beard, have you been taking good care of it? Remember to not talk to strangers dear. Oh and remember to sleep with the lights on, I remember you used to cry at night becaus eit was too dark"
Clearly this trial is to make you die of embarassment infront of your friends
>>316681141
Everyone starts laughing at you
>>316681141
I Have no friends, only blades
>>316681141
recruit her
New thread or are we gonna do this on a different date?
>>316681249
New thread
>>316681249
And so you recruited your mom into your party.
She will now dote on and take care of you.Giving you buffs and letting you not care about stuff that's not fighting and questing.
But now everyone will call you a momma's boy.To Be Continued on a later dateUpdates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>316681447
Barbarian going off away from his companions andhugginghis mom whilethey both cry
>>316681447
Good thread op fun was had
>>316681531
[Tearful reunion]
>>316681606
Indeed fun was had, and thank you for being here
>>316681701
Nice thread OP. Keep up God's work.
I didn't get to post anything, but I just went through the thread. Good shit, man.
>that one fag who thinks this is all pre-drawn
