>be me, 6700 kilosol-old Protoss Judicator from Aiur
>wandering around a Nexus telling the Executor to construct additional Pylons
>see this 10/10 Dark Templar girl
>damn, her eyes shine in the most beautiful yellow hue
>her dreadlocks so silky
>"E-en Taro Adun"
>she smiles at me
>energy cubes fall out of my robe
>she laughs
>warp of shame back home
>go to 4char through the Khala
>shitthink about Dark Templar scum and how Tassadar should have eradicated them eons ago
>when suddenly
>a tiny Observer picks up a primitive signal from deep space
>the Elders send one of our glorious Carriers to investigate
>itshappening.holograph
>existence of g'daymates confirmed
>mfw /x/el'nagaists were right again
Legacy of the Void is out. What are your first impressions /v/?
>>316468673
10/10
>Intitially excited to see Fenix again until a second later it hit me how retarded it was seeing as he died twice
>Its just a clone personality
Good, let the boss get some rest
>>316468673
ded gaem
>>316468673
rip zeratul
>>316468673
>through the Khala
I want Amon shills to leave
>>316469552
DT scum detected
>>>/shakuras/
>>316468673
>shitthink
lel
>>316468673
>4char
on topic: I only care about the campaign, waiting on the inevitable triple pack cos I didn't play HotS. Campigns for these games were always underrated.
>>316468673
>see this 10/10 Dark Templar girl
Aren't DTs male only though?
>>316470507
>Raszagal
>Vorazun
>>316470507
Nope.
>Raszagal
>Vorazun
>>316470507
the very first female protoss appeared in Starcaft 1 Blood War and it was the Dark Templars leader.
And Protoss have no problems with women leading them
>>316469771
Shakuras is no more
Matriarch doesn't even care about Nerazo, traditions anymore
It's over
Dark Templar are over
>>316470959
Matriach Vorazun only think aboutAlarakdick
>>316471253
Alarak is only tsundere for Artanis, he doesn't care about DT whores
>>316469771
The years 2505 gramps, there is only 1 protoss race, get with the times.
>>316471323
And Artanis is too dense to notice it
>mhu united protoss
>mhu freedom from the Khala chains and limitations
>>316471406
Fuck off, Artanis
>Those nerazim dark templars that teleport around attacking 5 times
>If you have 15 they attack 75 times in 3 seconds
>>316471448
I LOVE your brutality, Artanis
>>316471454
Butthurt conclave shill haha
>>316471578
The Tal'Darim snould have joined the Protoss rebuilding Aiur
>>316471406
>there is only 1 protoss race
Yeah, right...
>liberate Probes
>legalize Terrazine
>have our daughters married to Terrans
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not Anti-Terran... I'm just Pro-Toss
>>316471785
They have a number of planets where they can get high and have a jolly good time killing their masters, they no need no Aiur shite
>>316471896
>>316471924
And stealing Khalai tech when they aren't neither high or in a duels to death
>>316471896
>A race that absorbs water and light through it's skin to eat
>having compatible genitalia with terrans.
>>316472280
This isn't retconned to be a thing, is it? Please no.
>>316468673
>warp of shame
>4char
>shitthink
>g'daymates
>/x/el'naga
>>316472280
check your privilege templar scum
Memeing aside, I didn't really like the"everyone lived happily ever after"ending in the epilogue but I enjoyed the game overall
How do humans even fit to this
I have a similar story OP
>Got killed in service to Zeratul
>That Nerazim was too busy S'hozak mak nulling the matriarch to save me
>It's okay though, I was reborn as a Stalker
>Testing out my new legs
>See an Oracle pilot pass by
>By the void.en arudin
>Go to hold her blade arm
>Realize I don't have hands anymore
>She blinks behind me
>Whispers to me in the void "nothing personal templar"
>Puts me in a stasis field
>Walks off praising Raszagal like the nerazim concubine she is
>Fall back to the shadows crying
>>316472742
Terrans provided Kerrigan and cannon fodders for both Protoss and Zergs
>>316472371
there is no lore on Protoss genitalia, I'm just pointing out that a human probobally wouldn't be able to fuck a female protoss, wide birthing hips aside.
>>316468673
>E-en Taro Adun
You should have used Adun Toridas (may Adun give you Sanctuary). This is the most important greeting from the Dark Templars because it was Adun who protected the Dark Templars and saved them from the Protoss racism.
The Protoss still think that Adun died protecting them from the Dark Templars heresy. In reality, Adun loved the Dark Templars and sacrificed himself so the Dark Templars could flee Air and live however they wanted.
Poor Raszagal cried the most because she could tell Adun how much she loved him before going boom. Words are hard without the Khala.
>>316473147
That's Koprulu Sector plebs
I want to see UED fleets. Golden Armada got nothing on them
>>316468673
Waiting for it to be cracked, I've already bought WoL and HotS, not paying for the same fucking game thrice.
Also fuck Kerrigan, not in the sexual intercourse way but in the psiblade up her essence-filled anus way.
So Kerrigan is xel'naga but still luvs hubby Muscleman Raynor. They leave secret bar and live happy ever after.
The End
>>316473482
Jim had an hallucination of Kerrigan
She is a Xel'Naga in the Void rebuilding barren worlds and Raynor suicided off screen probably
>>316473263
Nerd
>I was only 3300 kilosol old
>I loved amon so much, I had all the prophecies and crystals
>I pray to amon every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Amon is love" I say. "Amon is life"
>My Executor hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Amon
>I called him a cunt
>He psiblade-slaps me and sends me to stasis
>Im crying now, and my locks hurt
>I lay in my cell and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its amon
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "this is my planet"
>He grabs me with his powerful Xel'Naga hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my armor for Amon
>He penetrates my cloaca hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Amon
>I can feel my cloaca tearing as my eyes start to water
>I disable my Plasma Shield and push against his force
>I want to please Amon
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my cloace with his love
>My executor walks in
>Amon looks him straight in the eye and says. "Amon to that"
>Amon leaves through my warp rift
>Amon is love, Amon is life
>>316474006
>Amon to that
This thread is pure gold.
>>316474006
Not even the Tal'darim loved Amon that much
What the fuck happened to this plot.
>>316473645
>implying Kerrigan didn't take Raynor to xel'naga zone to breed her barren worlds
>Beep boop muh heritage
Get this fucking robot off our ship already
>>316475113
>Fenix
>>316468673
I don't play Starcraft but I heard about how the ending was a complete bastardized joke. That really sucks for you guys.
>>316475609
the legacy of the void ending wasn't bad at all
It's the epilogue after that the problem
>>316475718
And epilogues are generally considered endings, especially an overall ending to the full series in this case.
>>316468673
>>she smiles at me
how do protoss smile if they donnut have mouths
post yfw you realizedthe ouros and amon are pretty much the primordial serpents from dark souls
>>316474006
>and says. "Amon to that"
>not "You now carry the seed of my destruction"
merge into an archon and get EMPed please
I was loving LotV. The protoss campaign was just perfect. The story, the gameplay, the characters, it was the best damn campaign ever.
Then the epilogue came and it was not only the most shoddy writing in the games history, but the last mission itself was just really poorly done.
What the fuck
But at least if we get a sequel we wont have any Kerrigan the story killer. Most of SC2's story issues are directly linked to Kerrigan.
>>316469953
Prepare to be utterly disappointed.
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>>316469953
The Terran campaign is great from a gameplay standpoint, kinda meh from a story standpoint.
The Zerg campaign is bad in every way. Largely because Kerrigan. Who not only has stupid story elements, but is your main unit for almost every single mission, making them revolve around her.
The Protoss campaign is the best campaign period. Everything about it was just fantastic, even the writing was good. Most likely because it had the least Kerrigan.
>>316477973
>Campaign
> Perfect
You do realize 90% of the dialogue were variations on "muh unity"? That it takes about 3 milliseconds for Artanis to unite what was a deeply divided people? That a massive planet destroying robot army just stood inside a fuckhuge ship without anyone interfering with it for eons? That Raynor just relinquishes an artifact he spent an entire campaign and half his army to get?
The main ideas behind the Protoss' story weren't bad, but boy was the execution flawed.
>>316478474
>The writing was good
This is what we have come to, /v/.
>>316478991
What was bad about the LotV writing? I'm not saying it was amazing, but it wasnt bad.
>>316479235
Everything was just before the epilogue. Not great, but fine
Also Alarak is a badass
>>316479680
I admit, I like his psi-blade designs. But he's quite literally a Dark Eldar.
>Our society, which is clearly different from yours, is based on insubordination
>>316478879
If they had spent more missions reiterating the same point you'd be complaining about that.
Raynor had no more use for the artifact and knew that it was better in Protoss hands.
The purifiers were recently abandoned, its stated in the campaign that they had been watched for ages which is why that planet was chosen: for the specific reason that they'd always be watched.
The Taldarim never join Artanis, they just follow him while their goals are the same: no unification there. The Dark Templar had been with the homeworld Protoss for a long time, so were largely already unified.
The only one that could be said to have been rushed are the purifiers, but its also an RTS. They can't just keep pushing out missions with the same theme of "Gain their trust".
>>316478879
>That it takes about 3 milliseconds for Artanis to unite what was a deeply divided people?
It took literally 90% of the campaign for doing that and unles you want a 60 missions campaign it must be condensed into a dozen of missions
>That a massive planet destroying robot army just stood inside a fuckhuge ship without anyone interfering with it for eons?
For eons that was a Protoss only space, the Zerg only arrived there very recently and Terrans don't even know the location.
>That Raynor just relinquishes an artifact he spent an entire campaign and half his army to get?
You miss the part where Artanis,Zeratul and Raynor are bros for life.
Artanis told him he needed it for avenge Zeratul and kick Amon ass and it's not like the terran had more plans for the artifact anyways
>This is not Warcraft in space. It's much more sophisticated!
>The irony
RIP Starcraft and Warcraft
>>316479235
Every character interaction that involves Artanis carries no conflict. Basically, wherever Artanis is, the plot magically makes his will come true, despite allusions to what might have been legit oppositions to his rule.
>Vorazun: you believe in the guy that killed my mom and ran off, I will often state that I disagreed with you in the past, but hey, let's blow up my planet and become best buddies.
>Rohana: I will not remove my link to the Khala despite being mind-raped on several occasions... unless you ask three times and then we will never speak of this again.
>Alarak: you are a puny, weak leader, I will often allude to the idea that I'm going to backstab you in a very open way, but hey, let's be pals.
>Fenix: never mind the fact that I'm the poorest attempt at resurrecting a well-loved character ever, talk to me 2-3 times and I'm going to convince my deathbots to join you despite your people's history of sealing us off. This will literally take 3 seconds of beep-booping.
>Karax: I will make you a templar despite our caste system and no one will bloody care.
>>316473091
>Templar's Creed: Unity
>>316480097
Naked Scout pilot Artanis was best Artanis
Also, it had his nerve cords already cut in SC1
Female Protoss are pretty sexy desu
Was the Protoss suppose to be the eldar?
>>316480176
Blowing up the planet was her idea.
With Rohana it was pretty much her finnally realizing she was a danger to everyone.
Alarak isnt an idiot. If he attacked Artanis he'd get his shit kicked in pretty hard.
With Fenix, agreed. They needed to spend more time on the purifiers.
With Karax, they had already severed their nerves. After that, more change isnt hard to come by. That, and in a warrior society Karax proved himself to be a very capable strategist. Artanis did not make him a Templar, he proved that he was one.
>>316479819
We'll have to agree to disagree. There were good ideas, but way too many convenient story shortcuts for my taste.
>>316480576
I think they were supposed to be short to show he was young.
>>316480708
StarCraft is literally diet Warhammer.
>>316480708
Some guys from the Starcraft 1 dev team went to GW and contribuited to the making of Warhammer40k years ago
Both IP were always related but Blizzard didn't given a fuck with SC2 being a borderline copyright infringement
>>316473263
awesome!
>>316481074
Warhammer copied a lot from SC and vice versa. A lot of people miss that because they look at the Warhammer from after SC, where they started copying shit.
>>316468673
I feel like you must be a shill, but 10/10 regardless, if more shills made these kinds of posts this board would be fun again.
>>316481198
Starcraft doesn't have daemons yet though.
>>316481364
What are the Void shadows? The things Amon like to send agaist you in some missions
>>316481364
Now it does.
>Void Thrashers
>those void ghosts you spend second half of the campaign fighting
>>316481469
>>316481582
How long until the terrans basically become grey knights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilSDgI1JONw
>>316481816
>WE STRIKE WITH THE WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS
>WITH ME MY BROTHERS
>PURGE THE BEASTS
>YOU WILL FALL
>>316481816
When UED finally return to the Koprulu sector with a full warfleet.
>>316482046
I still think Stukov killing Duran was just silly.
So do Terrans and Protoss become BFF?
Will Terrans be able to fuck Protoss?
>>316482180
I still think Stukov not becoming the leader of Zerg was silly. Surely a fucking admiral would do a better job than some oversized bug.
>>316482046
To get their ass kicked?
UED Terran tech is easily less advanced compared to Empire tech
Also, UED would have to fight Protoss and Zerg too
>>316482180
>"Hi Stukov, how are you doing?"
>"I am fine, thanks but FUCK YOU DURAN"
>>316482245
They are in peace, as long they don't bother the Protoss too much they won't see the Golden Army burning their planets
Same for the Zergs, human vessels can safely fly around their space but i don't think any sane man would land his spaceship on an infested world
>>316482364
Any of the named Zerg characters would have been better, more compelling leaders. Kerrigans entire shtick was that she was perfect and the campaign was less "Zerg led by Kerrigan" and more "Kerrigan featuring the Zerg".
Zagara would have been a better leader: a zerg queen rising leaning and adapting to changing circumstances, occasionally stumbling along the way.
Abathur having an extreme focus on finding new ways to improve the swarm no matter who got in his way.
Stukov leading a force of Zerg against those who wronged him and eventually continuing the mission the UED set out on.
Not
Kerrigan who was perfect and just wanted to save poor Jimmy ;_;
>>316482627
>prime human tech is less advanced than some backwater colony tech
wut
They even mention in BW that what they sent to sector Koprulu was a small ass expedition fleet, nowhere near their full strength. It wasn't even properly armed, so they had to use armaments found in the sector.
>>316482245
Well, the Protoss largely only know about Raynor who is now gone.
Is Valerian, Matt, or those after them start grasping out at the universe things may change. The Protoss are still new to the idea of a race where people die every couple dozen years.
Likewise, there is still the UED. And Zagara will one day expand too. There is lots of room for conflict now.
>>316482627
>i don't think any sane man would land his spaceship on an infested world
It's for a good cause.
>>316483323
"Friend Valerian. Why are you invading Protoss Space."
"Valerian died 300 years ago of old age you alien scum"
"What is this, "Old Age". My templars will destroy them for taking my friend!"
>>316468673
>/pol/toss
>>316468673
I really want someone to voice act this, voice filter and all.
>>316473437
>unwilling to pay for a game three times
>willing to pay for it twice even though you saw it coming from the start
Not much forethought, anonI havent payed for any of it
>>316483310
They did?
Anyways Koprulu Sector Terran tech has some Protoss based modifications or Zerg biology inspired, even some shit comming from Xel'Nagas.
If the UED wants to conquer the Empire they really need some gamebreaking tech now
All these people saying they liked LotV campaign. I couldn't make it through the first few missions.
>literal point and click to win mission with a protoss deathball. They don't even slowly introduce you to unit type like a competent tutorial, just "here take a bunch of things and watch the not so pretty graphics"
>cockteasing a zeratul stealth mission (which I happened to really like in WoL) Its actualy just more right click to win
>Metzens corruption fetish
>Red lighting because its evil
>Muh life for aiur
>artanis gets everyone to sever their nerve cords, no one seems to care that much.
>yet another xel'naga mcguffin
>yet another prophesy
>>316482627
>To get their ass kicked?
This a joke? The UED is around 500 years of tech ahead of the terran. They sent a small expedition fleet to the korpulu sector and basically kicked everyones ass, protoss, zerg and terran
>>316483395
Stukov please
I only care about the campaign and the first two expansion killed the lore and the story for me.
Terrible sequel, I'm not buying that expansion as I have literally zero hope for it to not disappoint me greatly make me sad again.
>>316484021
They fucked a fragmented Swarm,the big of the Protoss army was on Shakuras licking their wounds and the newborn Dominion wasn't ready for the invasion
The UED never fought Dominion, Swarm and Protoss at their full streghtyet
>>316483982
So you're mad the first three missions were made for the sake of being tutorial missions?
>>316484179
In the Protoss campaign, Kerrigan only shows up once, gets her ass kicked, gets shown up by Artanis, and is never even mentioned outside of this.
Is there a mission in LotV that is as balls-to-the-wall as Homeland?
>>316484578
>So you're mad the first three missions were made for the sake of being tutorial missions?
Mad? not really. Annoyed at being treated like a three year old? a bit. A tutorial is supposed to you know, teach you something. If they think you needed that long to teach you how to move units, they have a problem. In any case its more the writing that upset me.
>>316484578
>In the Protoss campaign, Kerrigan only shows up once, gets her ass kicked, gets shown up by Artanis, and is never even mentioned outside of this.
Kerrigan is not the only problem I have with the writing. The whole primal zergs, the artifact that makes you human again etc.
It just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Everything about it is just shallow
>>316484578
>Kerrigan only shows up once
And at the end? Where she becomes the flaming xel naga angel after merging with space squid and fires a flaming laser at the ancient evil
>>316484532
A scout fleet, subdued 3 races at once and was kicking ass, that was a scout fleet without the UED tech advantage
>>316480708
now they are
The fucking story. Oh my God
>prophecy
>PROPHECY
>PROPHECYYYYYYYY
>maguffin?
>maguffin
>CORRUPTIONNNN
Would it have been too much for the plot to be about say, hard work and shit?
So how does this game stack up to HotS? Is it better? Does it change that annoying thing where every single mission plays like a tutorial mission?
>>316486259
Did they even explain the prophecy bullshit?
It really makes no sense the xel'niggas are super scientists not wizards, how could they see into the future and write something on stone thousand of years ago?
>>316468673
Best Campaign of the Newest Three by Far.
Great Sound Track.
Multi-player will be good has some issues right now; although it's already better than HotS. The future is looking pretty good too, ladder redesign in ~janurary, multiplayer redesigns and additional content will be coming in the future.
>>316468673
Only just bought it, will have to work for an hour or so before I dive in. Good effort, btw.
>>316486405
The Keystone is several billions of years old. Confirmed by a conversation with karax towards the end of the game.
So is quite possible they truly were omniscient.
>>316475609
there are a minority of people who think the ending was bad.
For what they had to work with I think the writers did a fucking amazing job with LotV. Definitely worth a play.
>>316468673
THEY NEVER MENTIONED THE BROOD ABOARD THE AMBASSADORS SHIP FROM HEART OF THE SWARM. I EXPECTED IT TO CRASH ON SHAKURAS.
>inb4 12 mission campaign in 2017.
>>316486405
apparently being a xel'naga isn't even about belonging to a certain species, it's just godhood by another name
stupid, right?
>>316486583
>>316486498
>>316484578
Hello reddit!
>>316486548
If they were omniscient why the hell would they use a prophecy instead of stopping the dark xel'naga or whatever and just kill him instead of leaving it to others?
>>316486548
Then how could they get killed by Amon? Was dying a part of their plan just for the sake of making Kerrigan a fire super sayan lady?
>>316486704
I think that >>316486583 is just bait.
>>316486679
I was stuck with the impression that they can prolong their lives for a long ass time but eventually need to engineer a new perfect species were they can transfer their brains/consciousness, they are just scientists with pacifism as the end goal and have lived for a long ass time so they have super advanced tech, hell, when some barbaric protoss rebelled they killed a bunch of xel'nagas, same for the overmind, I don't see how they are gods or how they could have made that bullshit prophecy.
Did they fix Battle.net yet or is it still competitive gookclick simulator
>>316487132
The new material overrides the old one, for better or worse.
>>316468673
>dark templar
>see
ALDARIS WAS RIGHT
>>316487357
Why are you asspained about actual motor skills being a component in competitive play?
Either git gud or wait for neural computer control.
>>316487357
because it turns out you can't play a videogame without pressing buttons somewhere along the wayreminder that the RTS genre was designed as an action genre to contrast turn based strategies since the computer technology of the 80s wasn't advanced enough to process dozens units moving and fighting at the same time at an appropriate pace
>>316487542
>clearly, Tassadar has failed us.
He knew all along. Why didn't we listen?
>>316487604
>>316487648
I meant
>custom games
>chatrooms
>the UI being shit in general
noone gives a shit about your ladder garbage you mouthbreathing autists
>>316487808
>can't press buttons at a timely pace
>calls others mouthbreathers
too bad you can't bind being good to QWER
>>316487604
Topkek
SC players confirmed insecure as fuck of their shitty and dead game.
Pro tip, your game isn't even an RTS :^)
>>316487413
>implying a Judicator cannot see allied cloaked units
Where da Protoss womyn at?
>>316468673
nice 5$ meme
did blizzard pay you in store credits?
>>316487937
My game's just fine in multi-player, thanks.
Go fap to your anime drawings and shitty Bethesda game.
>>316487937
i'm not the one asshurt here for being a massive casual disappointed after expecting the ability to reenact le epic battles from movies of hueg armies clashing
i wonder what no rush settings are there in real life :-D
>>316487893
>mashing keys in rhythm faster than your opponent all day
>fun
how about you learn to play piano or a real dexterous skill instead of 1sz you fucking korean wannabee
noone actually likes playing competitive starcraft besides gooks and autists, 90% of the fanbase just wants to play poker D and other fun shit.
>>316487959
>implying he can
>>316487981SOFTROHANNAFEET
>>316488173
i guess my fun was fake all along
was it an ancient xel'naga prophecy too?
wait i dont play garbage campaigns
it's like you fired up tribes ascend and refused to do anything but local freeroam on the maps
>>316468673
nicewaiting for crack. I only care for the campaign
>>316488145
>being this butthurt that noone cares about all those years you wasted mastering "micro skills"
whos your sponsor
I think the real question is, which Femtoss is thecutest?
>>316478991
it was ok-ish until the epilogue. Now that was a mess.
>>316488445
Rohanna, no contest.
>she will never call you a disgusting primitive while jerking you off with her feet
>Remove Kerrigan
>Remove prophecy BS
>Make a better villain than Amon, the ancient evil that arose
>Give Artanis more to do than make cliche speeches that everyone listens to
Did I just fix LotV's plot? Honestly, aside from those things, I thought it was decent. Until the epilogue, which was one of the most awful things I have witnessed.
>>316477973
>Kerrigan
she truly is cancer
>>316484783
that was good shit
fucking arbiters
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZA3VvOD.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
You're at a bar with your Protoss waifu when suddenly this guy comes up and challenges you to Rak'shir.
What do?
It has Dragoons and Scarabs. I'm satisfied.
>>316489153
Turn 360 degrees and warp away.
>>316468673
What is the chance that Blizzard will at some point have all of Starcraft 2 in one affordable package.
I've always wanted to go through the campaign for some scifi action, but the whole "every race as it's own expansion" -thing turned me off.
>>316489819
they will for sure sell the whole pack but for a reasonable price, perhaps next new year season though
>>316489819
They'll eventually do a Battle Chest version. But expect it at LEAST 2 years from now.
>>316481816
blizz voice acting doesn't even come close
>>316489819
nigga they already are selling the pack of the three games for 60$ how poor are you?.
>>316490675
>>316490716
I'm in no hurry. It's been, what, 40 years since the first part of SC2 came out, I can wait.
>>316490963
I buy, on average, one full priced game a year. If I'm willing to put full price on a game, it must be something little bit special.
And I know that my interest for SC2 is not that big.
>>316481816
why is blizz voiceacting so shit compared to this
>tfw he says "lo, though time is dark, my faith shines"
>>316468887
>tfw Fenix is dead
>tfw the robot doesn't acknowledge the memories of Raynor at all
>>316491464
why would he mention raynor to artanis?
>>316481816
FUCK now that was how you make a goddamn RTS.
>>316491924
hey, relic did make motherfucking Homeworld
>tfw you hear your mothershipfu say the magic wordskharak is burning
>>316491769
Because they are friends. Raynor mentioned Fenix a few times
>>316492220
but why would fenix suddenly talk about raynor without any reason?
final missions across the ages
>SC: 2 bases of two different races on the opposite sides of the map the player needs to control himself VS 1 massive base
Objective: destroy key building hidden in enemy base
>SC:BW: 1 base in the middle VS 3 enemy bases specialized in different ways next to you ready to fuck your shit up
Objective: destroy all the enemy buildings
>WC: RoC: 2 allied bases that don't need to be controlled because they're taken care of by AI, but have to be supported by the player's forces to hold the line VS periodically spawning waves of increasing strength. enemy base unkillable due to a nigh-invincible demonlord of doom and rape standing there that pretty much can't be killed without outright cheating (remember the "whosyourdaddy"?) or hardcore abusing the cleave mechanics from glaive throwers being of a strange damage type
Objective: hold out for 45 minutes
>WC: TFT: 1 player starting without a base and 1 massively underleveled hero VS 3 massive bases, one of which is virtually invincible by virtue of having NO LAND ACCESS (enemies get through by swimming/walking on water, something you cannot do) and massive air force guarding it, all having max level heroes in there
Objective: capture 4 different spots on the map and control them at the same time, one of the opponents can take them away from youit's actually unloseable, illidan will never grab the 4th obelisk
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>>316492387
>SC2: WoL: 1 slightly bigger than average player base with highground/chokepoint advantage and excellent turtling capabilities, also a panic button that kills everything in your vicinity on a couple minutes cooldown is available VS periodically spawning waves of enemies, 1 special wave and a couple times when raidboss character dives your base
Objective: hold out fora duration, i honestly don't remember how long
>SC2: HotS: 1 base and a league of legends hero with assistance of allied AI cannon fodder streaming in endlessly after fulfilling bonus objectives VS a huge enemy base and couple of minibosses
Objective: destroy key building hidden behind most of the fortifications
>SC2: LotV: 1 base + 2 AI controlled allies that are there basically to be not even cannon fodder, more like extras to make the battle feel more "epic" by dying a lot, and league of legends hero that is a couple orders of magnitude more powerful than normal units and as such the only relevant unit you control VS gorillion forces spewing out from spawners for free, crystal turrets that are on your champions power level so you have to take care of them and an environmental threat representing your invincible enemy
Objective: destroy 7 key buildings that move across the map slowly (they have massive healthpools so you'll need to bother with your champ as well)
>>316492387
>dat spoiler
so I have been rused
Can a human and protoss find love together?
>>316492308
Ask about what he's up to
>>316492614
on the battlefieldwhat if protoss have a psionic spell thing that conceals their genitals until the sexy times come
>>316468673
pretty good OP,
I'm not playing blizzshit ever again though.
>>316492779
>>316492614
>>316492387
You're overstating the final missions of SC1.
They were retardedly easy, for SC1 you just push with marinetank and for SC2 you just go with hydra/guardian.
>>316483960
>Need some gamebreaking tech
>ued is literally at the very least 500 years ahead of terran tech in bw
>implying the miniscule jump between sc1 tech and sc2 tech would be enough to stop the full terran dominion
>mfw people forget how big the german tech advantage in ww2 was and they were only roughly 5-15 years ahead of everyone at the time in a country the size of wisconsin
>mfw the dominion has around 400-500 year tech advantage working with loads of worlds, probably more worlds than the dominion could even rule over.
you fucking Koprulu sector fanbois are truely retarded.
>>316492387
You missed that Starcraft 1 and BW had almost 0 challenge.
Starcraft 1 is Casual whereas BW reaches Normal difficulty.
SC2 Brutal is a lot lot harder than that, especially if you go for the bonus objectives.
>>316493709
>german tech advantage
>oshitniggawhatareyoudoing.jpg
>>316493831
>abloo abloo i habeebed the slavshit lies
fuck off back to slavgamming/shillthunder
>>316494002
>muh overengineered tanks
>muh jet engines
>muh wonder weapons
>>316494185
>m-muh 88s can't pen slavsteel lies
fuck off
>>316468673
>UED shit stomp the zerg, dominion and protoss and capture an overmind
>require everyone else to team up just to defeat them
>This is only a probing fleet not anywhere near the full power
>they are never mentioned again even Stukov never seems to bring up that the UED will come knocking some day
>>316494290
>slav
>muh panther that broke down before it reached the front line
>muh jet planes that crash before takeoff
>muh heavy railway artillery
german WW2 weapons are a gimmick
>>316494290
>>316494002
>>316494461
well, its not like stukov will be welcomed back
>>316468673
>mfw I smell and Umojan race traitor near me
>>316495091
an*
>>316495091
>savior of humanity
>not DuGalle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI
reminder this faggot literally fed an entire planet to the zerg to further his dominion
>>316495231
>calls DuGalle a hero and puts down Mengsk for using the Zerg
>while linking a video of DuGalle watching Zerg murder humans just to see what it's like
>>316495392
>Mengsk creates a shitty dominion by using the zerg as a gooey sledgehammer
>DuGalle leads the UED into capturing the motherfucking overmind
>>316490963
They already have the SC2 battlechest for $60, dude. No need to wait.
Reminder that Amon is LITERALLY Sargeras
>>316471561
I'm cheesing the campaign with DTs pretty hard on Brutal. The only mission I haven't won with them yet so far was theone where you need to escort/push Alarak. I ended up needing to use a different strat for that.
That 5 hit teleport is just too damned good.
>>316495231
>dat chorus
everytime
man. blizzard will never be this good again.
>>316486626
It was corrupted by Amon
The Queen flesh melted into an Hybrid command unit and the zerg sent to death agaist Artanis on Aiur
Here is how that disconected from Kerrigan brood ended senpai
>>316496781
Or she got to Shakuras where the protoss fleet smelled the infestation and simply evaporized the mother ship
>>316497494
I really doubt a normal ass protoss ship would flee to shakuras
>>316468673
>Protoss
>smile
Wat
>>316497592
But it was, too bad they rescued that femtoss with a chestbuster surprise before doing the warp jump to Shakuras
>>316492503
The HoTS final mission is actually very easy on brutal, you can get a swarm of mutalisks to fly around the edge of the map and then suicide attack on the door. The streaming in allies on brutal are worthless however, they will never kill anything.
>>316497664
you must be fun at parties nigga
>>316496358
They really won't.
>>316499145
I fucking love shitty MS Paint stick figure comics with straightforward dialogue--none of that over lulzy memshit.
Idk what it is about them, it doesn't matter what they're about, I just find them so fucking funny.pls post more
>>316482180
Just the revival of Stukov (and Fenix) is a silly and desperate appeasement to nostalgia.
>>316499430
Fenix orTalandaris just a terminator with cloned memories prior Aiur Zerg invasion
Technically they didn't revived him
>>316491464
This "Fenix" only has the memories of Fenix prior to the Zerg invasion. He never met Raynor.
wicked
>>316495814
No, UED is still alive and probably is the only shit left that can make a new campaign "hurr durr UED invades with full force this tiem, wat do, spehs cthulus pls save"
>>316480176
Horseshit. The cooperation is all very easily explained when you realize these are the end times and if they don't bro it up everyone is gonna die. That's the WHOLE reason everyone united with him. They stayed with him 'cuz he led them through armageddon.
Except Alarak. He needs his own faction so he can continue to troll Artanis.
>>316486259
You just described the entire Starcraft story. Including 1.
>>316500749
>implying the Combined Koprulu Army won't repel the Earth scum
>>316486739
He was dead. He was revived at the end of Wings of Liberty when they made Kerrigan human.
>>316500749
Stukov even mentions in Heart of the Swarm that one day the UED will return.
>>316501205
>Implying Koprulu can do shit when UED is literally centuries ahead in tech. Their expeditionary fleet in SC1 wasn't even part of their fleet, it was just a bunch of prisoners UED sent to fight or die since they weren't worth any value to UED.
>>316480736
>If he attacked Artanis he'd get his shit kicked in pretty hard.
1v1 Alarak may kick Artanis ass
Tal'darim forces were superior to what Artanis had.
Alarak joined Artanis because alone he had no chance for the Rak'Shir or for his revenge agaist Amon because muh lies and Artanis had to help him.
Once he obtained both the Highlord title and his revenge he just couldn't betrayed Artanis and left Aiur keeping neutrality with the Templars.
>>316476348
So shit writing?
>mfw I guess
I've waited five years for all three campaigns to come out. I will play it only when it comes in battlechest form with all content, like the original.
>>316501818
>UED invade
>unified Protoss without their shitty ruining everything Conclave, no more "prohibited tech must be kept sealed no matter what" policy which really helped Overmind.
>The Swarm is now both bigger, united and stronger than it ever was
>Terran Empire...now has good relationships with zerg and protoss and maybe some acient spacemagic scavenged technology i guess.
It won't be an easy fight but if they join force no matter how strong the UED is, it will have an hard time.
>>316503878
Dont do it. Save yourself from it. This is exactly the same as with Mass Effect 3. It made me retroactively unable to play the earlier titles. If I could stop myself from playing that piece of shit I would
So let me tell help you. Don't do it. Don't play this fucking horrible abortion that is SC2.
>>316503898
You do realize that UED doesn't give a shit about koprulu, even with Amon appearing. They basically sent their Prisoner force to tell them "let's see how well they can perform".
If UED decides to attack in full force i hope it won't be metzen writing the backstory, As i've had enough of MUH CORRUPTION.
There's no info about how strong they are, it's only stated that the force they sent was null compared to the real UED military, given that their tech is retarded advanced and they're alone, they likely control craploads of sectors.
