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WTF BLIZZARD?
Post em, fags
It's nbd desu senpai I'm baka
>>315906386
>playing this game
nah
>>315906268
Mei is cute! CUTE!
>>315906386
Mei all the way
She does sort have look like one of those Chinese cartoons at least.
What's the problem OP? Don't like chinese qt's?
>>315906386
I always played pocket healer in TF2 so Mercy looks right up my alley, lucio seems kind of interesting too.
They also think every Australian is a mad max character
>>315906386
>tf2 ripoff
so the SK girl is canonically plastic?
>>315906386
>Implying I will play this FPS/MOBA abortion
That said, Tracer's design is good. Shame its wasted on this game.
>>315906386
could you not use homophobic slurs
>>315906619
Who's that semen demon?
>>315906386
Never compromise, never falter
>>315906706
You saying they aren't?
>>315906619
She's Korean
>>315906386
Will Poland get a waifu too?
THICK
>>315906619
she's hot but those faces she's making are so annoying. I can only imagine it's worse with audio
>>315906706
They aren't?
>>315906837
This anon gets it.
3 weeks and 2-3 days for every new expansion.
Mei looks and sounds white American.
>>315906706
They are though
>>315906386
The only right answer
>>315906386
Gonna play McCree, Genji, Reaper, and Reinhardt
Genji is best design and best husbando
Throw Zarya in the trash, light the trash on fire, put the fire in a box, send the box to the sun, blow up the sun
>>315906896
Goddamn it it's so accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>>315906861
Whatever!
>>315906896
kek'd heartily
how come western developers are afraid of making asians look more... chinky?
d.va is chinese, she's modeled after eloise from hearthstone
>apm meme
chinese play sc too even though theyre shit
How much porn are we going to get?
This game looks like shit and I wont play it but cut and thick asians is never a bad thing
>>315907162
>rip merle
;_;7
>>315907074
>Throwing out the objectively most fun and useful character in the game
>>315906619
Help an anon out, friend.
Can weeb fucks translate what Genji says
>>315907282
How much you want?
>>315906896
>butt pump
This is my fetish now. Who uses the infla-weapon in the game?
>>315906837
Same here, Anon.
>>315906619
she should have known that no one gives a fuck about her face or the expressions she's making with it and just made a minute long recording of her tits and doing things with them. the worst part is when she actually tilts the camera slightly up to where they aren't even in view. for what fucking purpose.
when I become a super hot anime girl I will hold no such disillusions.
>>315907525
A lot.
>>315907478
>wercome to the overwatch
>i speak katana, grorious nippon ranguage
>ha-ha! i kirr you
>nor one is match for my enchanted rong nippon brade
>>315907525
more than I can handle
Reminder that Tracer a SHIT.
>>315906386
>Main
Tracer, Reinhardt, Roadhog
>Favorite design
Winston. Dat angry ape.
>Waifu
D.Va, will also probably main her. She a cute.
>TRASHED
Genji. Seriously he seems really boring. His ultimate ability is just a melee attack that kills people in one hit? How fucking boring.
Really though, I can see myself playing at least half the cast, they all look fun as shit. I WANT BETA NOW!!
>>315907478
Also if Genji is supposed to be neutra/good, does that mean that Hanzo is bad?
Anyone have the webm of Mei ass and thighs jiggling when she fires her weapon?
Time to raise my APM! Get dunnnnnnked on!
>>315906837
>>315906961
>>315907573
Us Tracerfags have to stick together
Why do people even play this shit?
TF2 still looks better than this and have far better art style.
>>315908078
Yes good
>>315908078
YES
YESSSSSSS
>>315908078
you're a great person, anon.
More.
>>315908078
And I thought she would look hot naked. Shows how much I know.
>>315908078
>>315906492
how sweaty does mei get under her thick coat?
>>315906896
Oh god, this is so accurate it hurts.
I'm helping.
>>315906386
I'll also probably play a lot of Sword Ninja and Hot Monkey Dick, but Jet Set Radio is my favorite Overwatch by far.
>>315907805
I think we're gonna have a problem lad.
>>315908220
>>315908208
Pretty sweaty.
>>315908147
That's kinda it right now that isn't just massive BBW.
>>315906896
Holy mother of kek it's spot ont. one of the faggots who posts chubby filia in skullgirls threads
>40$
>>315908332
>>315908334
There's the pic by RBG that I'm not gonna post here right now.
>Blizzard keep on covering Sylvanas up more and more, Orcs dindu nuffin
>Release a racist stereotype galore with oversexualized characters
I wonder who's the art director on Overwatch
>>315906896
It hurts.Fetishfags get out.
mercy best
least fetishized glorious aryan lady
>>315908332
Skirting an edge on the thickness here.
>waifufags
>>315908495
Still on the good side of thick though.
>>315908467http://i.imgur.com/b7S4ADO.png
>>315908434
>your mom
>>315907536
the guy from dig dug
>>315906386
You know, in this time where the board is a slave to CoD marketers and Bethesdrones, I am at least happy to know none of you faggots will ever fall for a Blizzard game.
>>315906896
>>315908078
>>315908332
>>315908467
It's already happening
Her concept art clearly shows a flat stomach but fuckers draw her with a paunch anyway
at least the artist of >>315908220 got it right.
>>315908634
noice
>>315906619
sauce?
>>315906706
>be Strayan
>drive to work, have to dodge Abbo horde trying to run me off the road and steal my warcar so they can sniff all the petrol
>get attacked by bus sized spider, barely escape after it is attacked in return by 37 dings and a kangaroo jacked up on meth
>meet a proper sheila who just started working with me
>kill spider on lunch break with an exploding spear
>my mates witness it
>present spider corpse to Sheila as courtship offering
>get married
>go for a swim
>stabbed in the chest by battleship sized manta ray
>pull the barb out before I lose consciousness
>die
>wake up the next morning
>abbos got my warcar anyway and the petrol tank is empty
>fucking abbos
>>315906896
I don't get the 12th and it being Thursday.
>>315906386
Can't decide whether Mei or Zarya is better waifu. I guess Mei as Zarya only has my muscle girl fetishes going for her.
>>315906268
If they make her caucasian looking people will complain about whitewashing. If they make her asian looking people will complain about pandering.
Devs literally can't win at this point
find mei
am i the only one who loves phara?
>>315909070
yes
ITT: Fat weebs
>>315909070
I do, but there's not enough images of her out of her suit.
>>315906386
>Main
Zenyatta, Mcree, maybe Reinherdt
>Favorite Design
Reinherdt, Zenyatta
>Waifu
Symmetra
Nobody goes in the trash.
>>315909070
She needs to get a small amount of shielding when using her ult or something. As it is now it's just a huge 'kill me immediately please' sign.
>>315906896
low test males cant handle the thickness
>>315909070
She needs a helmet that covers her whole face
Also needs to shut the fuck up
>>315909070
You're on /v/ no one here like's beautiful realistic women, here we like fat chinese cartoon people.
>german hero
>swiss hero
>no austrian hero
who /forever_irrelevant/ here?
>>315906268
It's literally Kinuko
>>315908078
Would be good if not for the nasty fat stomach.
Who has thegifof the camera angle going upskirt on Symmetra where you can see her panties?
>>315909052
no one there is ugly enough to be Mei
>Chink
>Fat
Wait, what?
>>315909070
She's pretty hot desu.
>>315909276
>JUYUSTISS RHAYNS FR-ugh
Every time.
>>315909295
I am convinced that you people don't actually like thick girls, but have heard the meme that high test likes thick girls. So you say you like them thick in the hopes of appearing alpha, or tricking your self into thinking you are better than you are.
>>315909490
I'd rather stay irrelevant instead of getting shit likeZarya.
>>315909747
Welcome to 90% of 4chan.
Idiots parroting idiocy.
>>315909530
My nigga.
>>315909664
>You will never take her poo to the loo
>>315909686
you've obviously never met any chinese people.
I see fat asian women all the time, as I live in an area that is 30% ethnically east asian
I know everyone gives Reaper shit but I think his design is fucking solid
So basically, she's a female pandaren
>>315909686
does that thing have brain damage?
>>315906896
11/12 is my birthday and I can't wait to have a big, thick, slice of cake.
>>315906706
this is bad for some reason?
>>315909739
Maybe if the enemy team doesn't have a single Widowmaker, McCree, Soldier 76, Roadhog, Hanzo, or other Pharah on it she could get it off without dying
>>315908467
You ever see a thick girl with a thigh gap? Turns my dick into diamonds.
>>315909490
But the two greatest men of all time were austrian
>>315907864
Both Genji and Hanzo are neutral mercenaries that hate each other
They're both from a crime family and left it for different reasons
>>315906896
>tfw like both thick and obese
Those threads are always a win-win situation for me.
>>315909070
>am i the only one who loves the most played character in the game?
>>315909963
Yes, she's a female Pandaren Frost Mage, minus the fur.
>>315909883
American?
>>315906619
>Chinese
>Girl
Do you mean aborted fetuses? I don't find those attractive.
>>315909883
Chinese are spreading across the world sanic fast, so I see one every day, when I happen to leave my house. It's just that I've never seen a fat one.
>>315909964
Rude, she's just a special kind of smug.
>>315906386
>Being a cancerous whyfoo faggot or a literal faggot
When will you weebs go back to your faggot containment boards?
>>315908220
great ass
great boobs
small hip
10/10 would procreate with
If you could add any one waifu/husbando with full lewd in-game animations - what would you choose?
>>315910091
Genji is not a merc, though technically he was bribed to work for Overwatch for that sweet cyborg bod.
>no polish character
racist
>>315907074
>Reinhardt being the favorite design of anybody
He's like the blandest fucking thing in the entire universe. Not that I like a lot of Overwatch designs, but Reinhardt of all of them? Come on dude, you can't be for real.
>>315910307
Full fledged valley-girl bimbo
>>315910335
Jetpack Winged Hussar when?
>>315910078
Austrians don't even get into my top 3 German men
Gimme Bismarck, Karl der Große, and Einstein
So is blizzard trying to get panderbucks pr something? The blatent eva pilot is one thing, the chubby sim korra is another but then theres the grey fox looking guy, blatent not important lookalike then that mech looks like a frame arm model.
Like is it a free for all moba or what?
>>315906268
The only thing Chink about her is that her name isn't spelt "May". She might as fucking well be called May, sounds cuter too.
>>315908938
This thursday will be the 12thThat's when "thick" threads start popping up, usually under the guise of someone criticizing Filia's thick thighs.
>>315910315
They're all mercs now, that's why you can have Widowmaker and Reaper on the same team as Pharah and McCree.
welp here comes waifu pics
>>315910610
Blizzard is just creatively bankrupt, it's not an intentional thing
Someone at Blizz HQ probably legit thinks these are creative, original designs
There's a serious lack of best girl ITT
>>315909747
Nah, you're actually a faggot.
still want Tusk from Dota to dress up in Mei's outfit...
>>315910698
I don't think the meta story has been established yet. If you're talking about each match in specific, then they are all non-canon, as Blizzard have said.
>every Overwatch thread ever
>0% gameplay content
>1000000% waifu content
Is the game shit or not?
>>315910703
Fuck off tumblr
>>315906706
The lore is that Australia got turned into a nuclear wasteland.
>>315910743
She's bad manner scum, would not cheer for at GSL or WCS
>>315910335
The dwarf squats a lot. He's polish.
>>315910743
best of both words
So china's representative is a 30yo obese woman
That's totally not insulting at all
>>315910841
Noone here can play it
>>315910841
>Is the game shit or not?
Would be nice to talk about it, but only like 5 anons got into the beta.
>>315910841
Watch streams and decide for yourself
I will say that they managed to actually get team play right. You need to work with your allies unless the other team is just absolutely complete garbage. So there's that at least.
thanks Ronnie for this one
>>315907210
I really don't know why. Cute chink is a thing and it's amazing.
>>315910841
Hard to play the game with a closed beta
>>315910853
low test faggot detected.
had to verify the hamburgers....
>like musclegirls
>Zarya looks like too much of a manly bulldyke for you to find her appealing
Shit sucks.
>>315911064
>brown nose
>>315906268
Girls in south-eastern china look like Mei. Many of them are fat too. I see no problem here
>>315906619
asian boys are the best.
>/v/ is incapable of distinguishing between "thick" and "fat"
>skullgirls threads and overwatch threads are going to be ruined forever by fat fetishists
fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>>/d/
>>315907210
Probably because anime characters are drawn as being white
cant wait for the game to come out already
>>315911253
It's cold on the ice throne, dude
>>315910892
as opposed to what is already is?
>>315908070
I hope she'll be fun to play, Anon. Gameplay so far looks good.
The shipping has gotten pretty intense.
>>315911328
stay asshurt, faggot
>>315906268
I find it very funny that they tried to pander to Tumblr with Zarya while simultaneously making the most stereotyped white-washed cast ever created.
>>315906268
I'd cum on Mei's glasses
>>315911640
Man, Shadman seems like an alright bloke, but he's art is fucking gross to look at.
>>315906386
>maining heroes
>not being capable of playing every single one on a high level
Subhuman casuals.
>>315911676
If Blizzard does anything right other than cinematics, it's the way they pander. It's literally "throw them a bone while simultaneously drawing this character with our boners."
>>315911640
>analwatch
How do two women have anal sex?
Chinese velma and dangerously furry panda people. I cant stop my dick from being diamonds. If blizz can do ANYTHING right, its making a thick chick I want to fap to.
>>315911815
> I don't know what maining means
Typical retard
Who is best Overwatch and why is it Zenyatta?
>Though Genji initially rejected Zenyatta's wisdom, the benevolent omnic would not be deterred
>In time, Zenyatta became his mentor, and under the monk's tutelage, Genji reconciled his dual existence as both man and machine >He learned to accept that although he had a cyborg body, his human soul was intact, and he came to see his new form as a gift and a unique strength.
>>315911563
>oh maggie
>>315911815
>Implying anyone will actually play the game
They're just here to post shitty sameface weeb fanart of their "whyfoos".
>>315911676
>musclegirls
>tumblrbait
FUCKING END THIS MEME
>>315912000
but thats not Mei, also trips
>>315911881
Well, no. Tumblr still hates the game because it still has the most stereotypical white-washed cast ever created. Their pandering totally failed and now this terribly designed character exists for no reason.
>>315912093
Look it up. Zarya was specifically designed to appeal to Tumblr.
>>315912074
No waifu no laifu
>>315912000
Wheres this story bit from? I dont remember this from the last time I saw the main-site.
Also, who else is hoping for Widowmaker redemption via Zenny
>>315912096
>a korean talking to a chinese in hangul
is that how it works
>>315912203
More like whyfoo faggot weebs have no life. Or friends. Or responsibilities. Or income.
>>315912026
>right in the fookin happysack
>>315909070
JUSTICE
>>315910741
It looks more like if maxis made a sims themed game. Probably get it when it gets a price drop. Something tells me its gonna have alot of "content"paid dlc
>>315906268
>china
china
>china
china
>>315912000
gud taste
>>315911226
>that tiny fucking sword
uhhhhh
>>315906619
sauce???
>>315906386
Tracer is going to be godtier for making people rage.
D.VA is best ult / design so far
Bastion is mai husbando forever
Winston is a shit character and design.
>>315912224
It's from Genji's story, just got added the other day.
>>315912096
Surely there are matters in your life that are not dictated by your penis.
Picked the ones I am most going to play in Offense,Defese,Support and Tank roles.
Widowmaker's ass is delicious
I like a lot of the designs but I don't have a favorite one.
The dwarf is clearly a copy of the Engineer and is completely uninteresting. Him not being in the game wouldn't affect me at all
>>315912302
You need to stop taking people on an Indian curry forum seriously you big baby.
>>315910575
>implying Charlemagne was German
How is this thread getting serious answers?
Are there that MANY blizzdrones on /v/ that are going to buy this trainwreck?
>>315912185
literally the only element of Zarya's design that could be considered tumblrbait is her hair, everything else doesn't fit -- super-bodybuilders aren't tumblr
>>315906492
3DPD desu senpai.
>>315911915
oh anon, you're so naive
>>315907338
>>315907431
>>315908248
What's wrong with D.va?
>>315912519
yes, I will. First Blizz game I buy since TBC.
>>315911915
with their dicks
>>315912607
probably because she is a gamer grill
you know
the bad ones
tfw no petrol sniffing abo for the aussie unit
I don't want fucking mad max looking people
>>315906268
Is the Indian character afraid to poo in the loo?
Toilet witches are a very real problem in India.
>>315912624
>paying money for a game that also has microtransactions
Holy fuck kill yourself.
>>315912302
Where do you think you are?
>>315912709
how?
>people drawing nudes of Mei without a delicious chinese bush
Smh
>>315907210
Ask that to Japanese developers.
>>315912825
let's go whole hog on this shit
overwatch doujin starring mei as drawn by niku ringo
>>315912416
Monk guy doesnt have enough fanart
>>315911403
this thread needs more tank/axe/shotgun bros
>>315912512
And you need to stop being a cancerous faggot shitting up /v/ and the vidya industry with your rampant weebshittery.
>>315906861
She's a chink model senpai her name escapes me at the moment tho
>>315912724
>Toilet witches
I like robots
>>315906386
Roadhog looks really cool too, but i'd have to try him out first.
>>315906386
would fuck
Genji. Roadhog, Reaper, Reinherdt, Bastion, Hanzo, and Zenyatta
It recently occurred to me that Tracer actually sounds like a fun character to play as.
The two characters I'm most-interested in are her and Zenyatta
>>315913059
>Liking the female body is faggotry
Get a load of this guy
>>315912547
Oh, so that's why Patricia Hernandez has an article about Zarya.
"We've been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games. That means a lot of things. They want to see gender diversity, they want to see racial diversity, they want to see diversity along the lines of what country people are from. There is also talk about diversity in different body types in that not everybody wants to have the exact same body type always represented. And we just want you to know that we're listening and we're trying hard and we hope Zarya is a step in the right direction."
Quote directly from Blizzard's mouth.
Zarya is packing a strap on and is determined to fuck you in the ass. Only the last vidya character you played as stands between you and anal devastation.
How fucked are you?
>>315913594
uh, full image?
>>315906619
No I just don't like the Asian equivalent of a dumb airhead wherein the only smarts displayed is when they want your money --oh wait that's like every dumb bimbo anywhere.
But gee, seems as if there is a hell of larger per-dispoition of AZN women of being gold miners to treasure hags. So yeah no thanks.
>>315906268
People are actually looking forward to this multicultural bullshit game.
>mfw
>>315913594
>MC from New Vegas
That bitch is dead
>>315913725
google it faggot
>>315913594
I play WoW as a tiny female gnome rogue and honestly she's just gonna become a 3 foot onahole for Zarya.
>>315913594
>Kazuma Kiryu
>with a gun
I'm fine
>>315913594
>Tomb Raider
whelp
>>315913895
Are those Tracer's balls?
>>315913594
>Salvador
My anal virginity shall remain intact.Who am I kidding, I lost that years ago.
GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>just wanted to play scout
>shitty, unsatisfying smg
>faggots shitting up the class just because she's a waifu
pretty much all the hope I had for this game is gone
The chara design is bad pixar/Tumblr art tier. It's a nightmare, what append to blizzard ?
>>315914036
>plays Borderlands
>is literally a faggot
Not surprised desu
>>315913594
>An M10 Tank Destroyer
get the fuck out of the way.
>>315913816
>You can't like a female body if you haven't had sex
>>315906268
World is changing pal, and theres nothing you can do to stop it
>>315906386
reporting in.
>>315913895
I think I could fap to that.
>>315909254
this is the only one worth i found
>>315913892
>X Zone 2 Kiryu uses his moves from Dead Souls and the main series
Fuck yeah.
>>315914529
I got you covered, m8
>>315913816
You dont have to swear when youre in a bulgarian cheese grater discussion site.
>>315908078
>deleted
delete THIS fucking retard
and remember, do it for free
>>315912336
RAINS
>Been keeping tabs on overwatch since it was announced
>Totally going to make Tracer my main and waifu, all others a shit
>Mei gets announced
>Suddenly conflicted, normally never change waifus, but Mei just seems to be such the best choice.
I'm torn, I haven't fapped to anything with Tracer since Mei was announced, nor do I have any intention to. What do?
>Mercy is too old.
>Doesn't get any attention.
Reinherdt, Genji and Reaper are my three favorites design and mechanically
>>315914841
>mercy doesn't get any attention
is this your first day here?
>>315914834
Why not both, Anon?
>swedish hero
>he's literally a dwarf
im ok with this.
>>315906268
theres nothing wrong with that, but i have to say shit through her head isnt a chinese thing. its a japanese kanzashi.
>>315907236
shes korean and plays starcraft
>>315911915
>you realize /v/ was not being ironic all along
>>315914834
>fapping to your waifu
ARE YOU CWAZY?
YOU OUTTA YOUR MIAND?
Why does the game's bios keep saying that anyone involved in mercenary work is involved in "terrorist activities?" Since when is assassination and spywork terrorism? I hate how meaningless the word has become
>>315910841
The game is alright and fun at first, but feels very empty after a few days of game play. The game doesn't entirely feel like an FPS with all the ability spam. It ends up feeling like a cluster fuck and why so many people call it moba trash. Because of the payload and checkpoint modes, it's basically wait until everyone's ultimate ability is at 100% charge then charge in. It feels really awful and the abilities shouldn't be as prominent as they are. It's definitely not worth the $40 box price and micro transactions out the ass. Still in the end, blizzard fans won't question anything and gobble up whatever is fed to them and beg for seconds.
Knowing blizz fans, they'll buy it for all the cross promotion rewards and play for 10 hours and drop the game. Blizzard loves to double dip, I thoroughly believe the game will eventually go f2p. They will conveniently swap pay models when the numbers are dropping off, saying it didn't suite the game. The vg threads are already 95% waifu garbage and tells you how bad the community will be. That and if any blizztards stick around.
>mfw getting into the beta first day, playing two days straight and quitting while watching reddit scream and cry because they didn't get an invite.
>>315914964
>Being in a none pure harem where there's no love
Who's the best character and why is it Tracer?
>>315911915
Where's that "How do two girls have sex?" image when you need it?
I don't even
>>315914841
Mercy is a old hag!
Old!
>>315906268
Mei looks just like my boss's wife, who happens to be Chinese. Hongkonger to be specific.
>>315915408
>implying
>>315912724
>implying she isn't a toilet witch
>>315913816
Why are you projecting so hard?
>>315914084
Doesnt look alikeanyone who actually does say so is a hardcore weeb
>>315913771
it isnt new at all though. considering the year street fighter 2 came out its old as fuckshit. fps games have been too conservative till now.
>>315906896
Fags need to learn the difference between Thick and obese.
>>315913594
Captain King
Nothing to worry about.
>>315906268
/v/: racial and gender politics
>>315913594
>???
rip my anus
>germany
>>315909276
>>315909739
>play against Phara's all day
>they just fly around like a helicopter for what feels like forever, usually with a Mercy flying around with her
>always has her ulti up because its super easy to rack up damage with her rocket launcher
>does a shit ton of damage
>mfw I still stop her mid ult by using Zarya's shield and zapping her out of the sky
>>315906268
>The indian has a cyberntic bindi
brava bliza
>>315910841
Stop pretending you actually give a shit you contrarian faggot.
It shouldn't be possible for someone to be this perfect
so how many other heroes are they going to add?
>>315916770
damn
cuteness overload
>>315906386
MECHAS > ALL
>>315916770
kek
>>315915408
>Posting low quality pics
Shameful desu senpai.
>>315916770
Baka!
>>315911330
They aren't, it's just a perspective things. Asians see anime characters as asian. Whites see anime characters as being white
>>315907525
Just thick my shit up.
>>315917051
neither one of you posted the finish ver rofl
>>315917284
>thick
see>>315906896
>>315906386
God damn Mcree talks way too much. He only has around 10 lines and he spouts them over and over and over.
>>315917394
The one with glasses? That one is lower quality from what I can tell.
Most of te designs look like flat rip-offs of LoL shit.
>>315906268
http://strawpoll.me/5956910
>>315913816
lol then how did people ever have sex
>Hanzo
who thought it was a good idea to have a character based entirely around huntsman snipers??
>Mcree
who thought it was a good idea to have a character based entirely around enforcer-using spy with no cloak?
>>315906386
Genji
Bastion
WidowMaker
Zarya
>>315907447
he's a fucking shitskin, are you blind?
>>315906386
>playing a shitty tumblr game with forced politics that you now have to pay for
>>315911915ASS TO ASS
>>315906268
Should have made her an astronaut to really rake in the Chinese cash.
>>315907282
I want to cuddle Mei!
>>315906492
oh my god so thick
>>315911640
I don't understand how Shadshit looks so fucking good in thumbnails but so awful in full res.
He should just make really low res art.
>>315909883
If you're talking about Chinese in America then of course because they eat burgers and fast food all day
>>315917935
>Playing a buzzword buzzword game with buzzword buzzword that you now buzzwords
Is the game coming out in June or what?>
i want to licking windowmaker in the butt oh my please i want to so much :D
>Main: Genji
>Waifu: Genji
>Husbando: Genji
>>315918343
>I Am A Moderate!
>I Am Between Two Radicals!
>I Am. /V/ RAGE GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAMES JOURNALISM
They shoe-horned diversity and feminist "stronkwoman" bullshit into the game. The character designs are undoubtedly generic and have been done before. Blizzard is a dying company, just let it die.
PAYING 60 BUCKS TO PAY FOR EVEN MORE HEROES AFTER THAT!
>>315906896
>the 12th is going to be a Thursday
Bravo.
>>315918761
$40 and they never said whether you have to purchase future heroes.
>brazilian character
>is black
>>315912235
>She's literally just saying Mei
>>315918869
shhh, let him shitpost.
we still have waifus
>>315918668
Good God, man. Get a hold of yourself.
>>315919028
I want D.Va to use her high APM on my dick.
>>315918869
They've implied they're likely going to add more heroes further down the line.
They've refused to comment on how people will acquire any new heroes.
They might not charge I guess, if they already making decent money from cosmetics they might just release them as free to retain interest in the game.
>>315918953
rightfully so you monkey
>>315919206
GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!*tips trilby*
>>315906268
Should have made her an eskimo
Fucking western art
>>315906837
Best taste
>>315906386
>implying I haven't been playing since day 1
>Main
Tracer
>Waifu
Tracer
>Design
Zenyatta
>Trash
Soldier: NoSkill
Honorable mentions - Pharah & McCree only because of his ult
>>315919696
I know she'll get better art soon but goddamn
>>315909016
u fucking stupid m8 or is this bait? no one would complain that they made a chinese character look chinese, you reddit faggot.
>fat acceptance on /v/
Gross
>>315910161
no, the cowboy is the american. mei is asian.
>>315906619
S-Source???
>>315920284
>shitposting on /v/
Gross
>>315919696
>>315919916
>>315920538
>being tasteless weebs
Noill if you're here, /v/ would appreciate porn of Mei if it's not to much to ask.
>>315920284
When the bacon elemental character "mei" was revealed, a lot of people jumped to her defense saying how she wasn't fat at all and she's just "chubby" and or "curvy" when she's a literal tumblr hambeast self insert with le problem glasses. Made me kek hard but sad at the same time that actually they worship that garbage. If only they read what they actually write.
>>315916770
>German people
>Game set in the future
Pick one
>>315906386
pls r8 don't h8
>>315906268
What's the problem? Northern China is colder than where most of Canada lives.
So what's Reaper's deal? Why's he roaming the world and assassinating Overwatch agents?
>>315919028
>>315916770
>>315912203
>>315911206
>>315910743
>>315909664
>>315909070
Time to redownload SFM
BROTHAA
>>315918953
SHOULDA BEEN SHIT COLOR BROWN
>>315906492
>Thick asain
Fuck, it finally happened /v/, and game has pandered to my ultimate fetish. Thought it'd never happen...
>>315910841
its unreal tournament at 0.25x speed
what do you think?
waifubait is the only way for blizzard
>>315921364
>Genji is actually a good guy and Hanzo is the evil one
>>315920964
I feel you hitlerbro
MOLTEN
>>315921364
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>315921521
they updated Hanzo's character bio to say that he was heartbroken by having to "kill" his brother, abandoned the syndicate, and now roams the world searching for a means of redemption
>>315906268
to be fair china is very valuable to blizzard, they keep the gold farming trade in wow going
>>315921521
From my point of view Genji is evil
If you hate soldier 76 you hate america
>>315906386
I bothered
>>315921691
I will always be mad about how hard they botched Anakin's transition to becoming a Sith Lord. It felt so rushed and unnatural
>would have bought every female character and every cosmetic microtransaction
>won't buy anything now
sixy dorrer
>>315910743
Is there lewds of her cuddling with Mei while suckling on Mei's boobies like a baby?
Because my penis needs it.
>>315906386
Wonderful and necessary diversity, hah suck it bigots it's 2015!
>>315921364
Honestly so many companies have cloned the cyborg ninja thing from MGS its insane.
>>315909686
i bet you think all americans look like movie stars
>>315921957
There's a comic where D.Va. bullies Mei into sex and I can't believe I didn't save it.
Sorry.
>>315906386
I'm loving DVA's design and would probably main her if not for the fact that you mostly play her in the mech. I want to play as her, not her robot suit
>>315921993
MK did cyborg ninjas first.
>>315921993
Well, the cyborg ninjas in MG were pretty iconic, and MGR was a huge success and spawned a ton of memes
So I heard that D.VA is actually pretty awkward in combat, and that she really doesn't fit a niche in the game. Is this true?
>>315911330
except anime characters can have a slight slant to the eyes, mei has no slant in her eyes
>>315906386
I regret nothing.
>>315912846
look totally white
Is Reinhart piloting a mech like d.va, or is he really that fucking big of a guy?
>>315922352
She looks like she does too little damage even for a tank, and outside of her mech all you can do is wait for your mech and maybe kill someone who isn't paying attention.
Seems pretty useful for a coordinated push though.
>>315906268
next pg Italian Pizza man
>>315922530
Think Samus but with a huge guy.
actual concept art has her arms actually pushing her boobs.]
How does Blizz always know how to get me a boner?
>>315913771
Fucking /pol/ got out again. Someone call a chaperone to escort him back to his board.
>>315922629
yeah, but he's as big as dva's mech. Bigger than Winston, even
>>315922579
so, basically she's going to be escorted to a sensitive spot, nuke her own mech to kill the other team, and then run off to hide until the process can repeat? Seems like she needs a buff
>>315906492
>resting arms on those literal titty pillows
hnnngh
Is this game IGOTY?Inclusive Game of the Year
>>315906268
did somebody say... mmm... china?
>>315906386
>>315913992
Do you see a second hole?
>>315922805
Roadhog is massive too with no mechs or anythin like that, so the Overwatch universe supports big guys.
>>315906268
So the made the super japanese idol type south korean that seems counter intuitive
>>315906268
That's what chinese girls really look like the glasses are very stereo typical.
>>315922771
did /pol/ already overrun /his/? That was fast, and also what everyone said would happen
>>315922704
Yes, I did.
Your mom.
>>315922909
>what is kpop
Okay, I'm going to ask straight up, and I know I'm gonna get some bullshit from you guys, but I want a straight, honest answer.
Why is $60 such a scandal for Overwatch?
>>315922530
Its a morderkaiser ripoff dont think too much into its design
>>315906386
I'd like McCree's design if he didn't have that horrible BAMF belt buckle
>>315922932
I can respect healers.
>>315906619
>that person lying back there
>>315922932
the game is based around changing characters on the fly, if you wanna be a healer you should be maining all the supports
>helmet provides +5 ass
Why don't more games do this?
>>315923124
It's her sister.
>>315913594
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>315923156
I'm pocketing someone who will be playing Pharah so I figured it would be a good match. I'll obviously change stuff out though.
>>315922986
Given current trends and the type of game that this is, it just seems like a bad business decision for this to not be a free to play game
Unless of course, they're going to charge $60 for it now and make it free to play down the line, which I fully expect them to do and is a real smart and a real fucking shitty business decision
>>315923281
You bash her skull - the end
>>315913751
nice blog faggot
>>315923172
>activate dobson protocol
>>315923402
yeah, but you need to do more than pocket the pharah if you want to be truly credit to team
>captcha thinks that a boat is a train
Anyone got that Gook E-Sports intro of D.Va webbum?
I need it for... purposes
>>315923172
should be at least +10
>>315909530
>implying tracer isn't best waifu
>>315923521
Anyone who's actually dumb enough to blow an extra $20 on skins deserves all the ridicule they get
>>315923542
I'm obviously going to play a wide variety of characters. I just picked one I was most interested in playing.
>>315916770
>yfw blizzard actually offers this as a skin for $5
>>315913594
I'll let her~
>>315906268
Can anyone tell me what's OP's problem, exactly? And how is Mei a different case than the other girl in his pic? Why has he made MEi surrounded by China?
So, /v/, who is the best herolore-wise?
>fat chink announced
>r34 already flooded
>meanwhile, Symmetra r34 pictures are nowhere to be found
Im kidding, there are like 8 and 3 of them are good, but come on.
>>315906619
If you look past the tits you will has a abundance of red flags.
>>315923646
>Anyone who's actually dumb enough to blow an extra $20 on skins deserves all the ridicule they get
Ridicule me.
>>315923740
she doesn't look Chinese
>>315923965
All the stories are campy as fuck on purpose, so noone.
>>315923646
Agreed. For $20 I could eat homemade cooked delish for about 3 months.
>>315910541
How is she able to dodge all those blows?
>>315911881
>>315912185
So wait, Tumblr hate this game because it's White Washing and pandering to cis straight white male gamer, but /v/ hate it because it's forcing multiculturalism and body diversity and pandering to the tumblr audience?
How does that even work? How can Overwatch still exist and not tear an hole in reality?
>>315923646
Well, here's my logic. I don't buy games. I buy maybe one full-priced game a year. I generally don't give a shit enough to pay more.
If Overwatch interests me enough, I may spring for it. Hell, I don't even think the Origins Edition is limited. It may drop in price. The extra skins aren't pre-order bonuses. The Latex Bimbo Widow skin is the pre-order bonus. Origins Edition is just the Digital Deluxe.
>>315924060
>Ridicule me.
>>315924126
bite your tongue, camp is awesome
>>315912185
>Look it up. Zarya was specifically designed to appeal to Tumblr.
Except it's bullshit. all the character are designed to
a) have a distinctive and immediately recognizable shape for better gameplay
b)look fucking cool and Kicking ass.
Also, the problem with Tumblr has nevver been what they like, but what they HATE and want to erase from media.
I WANT MEI TO SIT ON MY FACE WITH THEM NYLON SWEATPANTS ON AFTER A LONG TIME ON THE TREADMILL
>>315921840
>Hey go kill some kids and in return I'll ???????
>I'll try to hide my erection when I come back
But he was so sympathetic and likable.
>>315924090
She's obviously trans-racial you bigoted fuck.
>>315911070
God Bless Raita. May he never suffer human death.
>>315924402
because my dick doesn't give a fuck what tumblr or /v/ thinks
>>315924668
BUT MUH WIFE
>>315924090
She sure do.
see >>315911307
Also, it doesn't need to always 100% stick to a predefined stereotype. Throughout the world, everyone have plenty of different facial shape and look.
>>315913594
I'll be fine.
>>315924914
girls in South China have pie faces
>>315907353
Everything is shit to you people. According to 4chan, I should just an hero because every game, show, activity, sport, country, person, movement, idea, etc. is nothing but a pure 100% steaming beetle-infested hunk of camel shit.
>>315924880
This. Let the idiots squabble, my dick and I have work to do.
>>315910174
>he doesn't know
Not surprised underageb&'s don't watch the news honest too be with you.
Mercy vs. Lucio vs. Zenyatta GO
Who's the best support/healer?
>Tracer
>Brit
>Attractive
Way to ruin the fucking immersion Blizz.
>>315906268
This game looks kind of interesting but i don't know how I feel about paying full price for a game that is only multiplayer and thus far has no news of any after release unpaid support (a la Splatoon). Maybe when the price drops i'll pick it up.The waifus are nice, though.
For all you Waifu Fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U0Fh77aUjU
GET OUT!
From /k/
>>315925130
Mercy is the best character in the game by a wide margin right now and is confirmed for nerfs
>>315925249
$40 is not full price.
>>315907874
You can't just say that and not expect us to ask for sauce.
>>315906386
I'm trying them all anyway
>>315924402
>SENS
What?
>>315924654
>Also, the problem with Tumblr has nevver been what they like, but what they HATE and want to erase from media.
Your problem with Tumblr isn't everyone's problem with Tumblr. /v/ may hate the same things you do but most a lot of it is, ironically, about what /v/ hates and wants to erase from media.
>>315925301
Waifus are a part of vidya and they aren't going away.
>>315908119
This game will kill whatever is left of TF2.
is the beta still letting people in?
>>315906619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfA4eETElSE
>>315923521
Global Rule 3.
>>315924880
through dick, unity
Mei really appeals to my facesitting fetish
>>315925512
For 40$ fucking dollars?
If it was free or cheaper yes, but right now, no way.
>>315925525
new wave tomorrow or tuesday stalker
i just read thru this thread and i think im hyperventilating.
>>315925484
>tfw talking to Crash and asking her lewd things
>>315906386
Lucio, Tracer, Symmetra, and even fucking Zarya all look miles better in 2D.
>>315925075
>Implying the gooks would want to have girls either way when it costs like 5 annual salaries to get those cunts married
This really doesn't change anything. An abortion is still less expensive and less dishonorable. They've had plenty of time to get used to abortions.
>>315925570
It's just a reaction image, jeez. Does it trigger you?
>>315906619
OH YEAH
>>315909016
People complain about both whitewashing and being SJW/PC/Tumblr shit because niggers. We should implement that filter that makes all of those boogey man words become "spooky scary skeletons."
Run away guys, the - spooky scary skeletons - are coming for us all and will destroy our race.
>>315925484
I would duel her forever
>>315911563
>french and britbong girls kissing
u wot m8
>>315920284
>>315920964
>>315921549
Mei has a flat stomach. I don't know why everyone keeps saying she's fat.
>>315906268
>Mucled girl with pink hair
>TUMBLR SJW PANDENRING!!!! WTF!!!
>Fat girl with glasses
>10/10 waifu. Muuuuh fucking dick!!!! T H I C K
Fuck this shithole.
>>315926037
Some of them are baiting, some of them are easily triggered, and you'll never know which is which.
>>315925364
Well even better then, but the other points still stand. I don't want to have to buy a bunch of heroes later down the line since that could easily make the game cost more than $60 in the end. They haven't said whether updates with characters and maps and whatnot will be free or not, have they?
>>315909490
Thanks for reminding me that there are too many Germanic characters. Make Mercy South African or something.
>>315926179
And some of them are actually drawing fantart of her fat, and complimenting her fat figure.
>>315926104
What are you??? Low test???
>>315917394
This
>>315926284
>They haven't said whether updates with characters and maps and whatnot will be free or not, have they?
Not yet.
>>315909883
North America? Those are assimilated fat burger fucks. True Chinese people are built like sticks because Great Mao (peace be on Him) starved the entire population to the point of eating grass and wood.
This is why TF2 will always be better. By spending years without any female characters, Valve cleverly killed off any waifu bullshit.
>>315926037
>Mei has a flat stomach
That's a liposucked stomach. You don't actually believe fat actually deposits like that in our body?
She's still fat.
>>315926654
Husbandofags are no better.
>>315926654
Rule 63
>>315926341
Aren't white South Africans Germanic?
>>315910257
> Great Ass
> Small hips
How would that even look like? Big hip big ass, it's basic geometry.
>>315913594
>big dong
I'll be fine.
>>315926772
Good thing faggots are a minority, even on /v/.
I spent far too long on this.
>>315925731 if I signed up now do you think i'd have a shot comrade?
>>315926037
>literal ham beast
>conveniently has a slim/normal body fat% face
>has a fake "curve" to her that ham beasts would normally require a corset or deadly liposuction surgery to achieve
yeah, no
This is literal bacon elemental self insert art
So is no one going to mention how Mei looks like a really boring character to play as? And that you can't even oggle her since the game is first person?
>>315910853
Rule of thumb, every one who says the following words: (tumblr, reddit, sjw, pc) is <14 years old.
>>315926715
I believe it, because I've seen it.
>>315927039
It's not lipo.
>>315927152
>So is no one going to mention how Mei looks like a really boring character to play as?
They're all boring and shitty forgettable characters
>>315927152
That's why you hype her up enough to get other players to play as her.
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