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Devalue a game/character with this line. I'll start.
>we want the Eva audience
>this thread
We want the Reddit audience.
>>315827201
/thread
>>315827057
>haram finger
>>315827057
>we want the "guy who got butthurt for being called an EVA fag in the last thread" audience
This thread.
>we want the mind break corruption audience
>>315827057
God damn it blizzard stop making me want to buy this shit.
Instead of that stupid shit.
Let's have a waifu thread.
>>315827384
>We want the African American male audience
>>315827337
How does one cut a thread?
>>315827057
>we want the eva audience
SOURCE
FILM
MAKER
PORN
>we want the /m/ audience
I WANT MEI TO SIT ON MY FACE
I WANT WIDOWMAKER TO STEP ON MY DICK
I WANT D.VA TO BULLY ME
i'm not sure what audience they were going for here, but sign me the fuck up
>>315827057
Anyone have the screencap of her character background?
It's hilarious.
>we want the /R9K/ audience
>>315827553
>tumblr nose
Trashed.
>>315827737
Seconded
>>315827057
>>315827553
>implying this devalues the characters
overwatch is still poop though
>>315827737
You mean her backstory?
>>315827720
The terrible art fetish audience.
>>315827057
>we want the anon's dick audience
I'm ok with that.
>we want the fujoshi audience
>>315827840
it looks like it'll be casual fun for 10-20 hours, not paying $40 for it though
>>315827764
there is literally nothing wrong with a "tumblr nose" from a artistic standpoint
>we want the meme audience
I hope Miyazaki just fires the B team altogether
>we want the latvian audience
>>315827720
>Update
I don't know why those two characters are side by side, the one without the coat is her support, right?
>shilling waifus this hard in a first-person game
I don't understand
what's the point of playing a qt if I can't even stare at her ass while playing
>>315828197
More like
>we want the moeshit audience
That's the only explanation for that ugly potatoface and her retarded outfits
>>315828176
What the fuck are you on about nigger you and I damn well know both that gesture and the sun covenant ARE FROM DS1
we want theanri okitaaudience
>Metal Gear
We want the crippled conspiracy theorist audience
>>315827553
What the FUCK happened to Samus' nose?! She get into a bar fight and someone smashed it in
>>315828393
No shit
But why was it included in DS2 where it had no place? To appease the "le praise the sun lol XDDD" memesters. The B-team generally just copies DS1 without having any idea as to what made the game tick.
>>315827057
We want the 2000's kids Audience
>>315827057
>eva invented skintight bodysuits
>we want the "It's straight if it looks like a girl" audience
>>315827057
>love /m/
>love it when games have /m/
>D'Va is announced
>looks insanely fun to play
>voice clips and overall aesthetics will make me snap in 2 days
It's not fair.
>>315828887
You're not alone.
>>315828197
>We want the meme and Born-Again Christian audience
Huh. Her tits are bigger than I originally thought.
>>315828173
Yes there is, completely. It's a sin against the ideal and violence against aesthetics--a denial of beauty, a craven act of vandalism against what you know in your heart to be beauty. A deliberate stain, a deliberate defilement, a deliberate impurity.
The Tumblr nose must be denounced. It is the idolization of blemishes and the first step on the path to an eventual rejection of all that is healthy.
>we want the shit taste audience
>>315828173
Except it's literally the laziest way to distinguish a nose ever.
>we want the best girl audience
>>315827614
>"its not based on anime"
>has pile bunker and needs a psychic child to pilot
Yea sure kojima keep telling yourself that likeyou keep saying you made a taboo
>we want the Eva audience
>>315827057
How is this girl related in anyway to evangelion?
>we want the monmusu audience
>>315829718
it's shinji's plugsuit with a qt3.14 in it
We want the Mass Effect audience
>>315829718
>asuka body
>interface headset thing
>plugsuit
>mecha
>"enlisted to help save city from giant monsters who are attacking" storyline
>>315829172
Nice body, but she would be better with pic related tbqh
>>315827737
Here's a summary:
>Evangelion: South Korea Edition
>Government recruits MLG tourneyfags like DVA because only professional gamers have the reflexes to best pilot their mechs.
>DVA streams her battles against the monsters
>We want the Twitch audience
Didn't someone already shit on you fags that equate D.Va to EVA?
>>315827057
>cute perky tits
>long sexy legs
>tight bum
>child birthing hips
SFM FUCKING WHEN
>Can't even start the thread with a webm.
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315827720
I can't be the only one who thinks her actual in-game design looks boring, right?
>>315830683
>>315830889
I don't understand. How does how character play? Do you pilot the mecha thing at all?
>>315831027
We don't care about her in game design, we just want more of her thick, sweaty thighs.
>>315831038
yeah and the mecha has 500 Hp for god knows why, along with the ability to jump out and have a new one come in within 4 seconds
>>315830961
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315831038
Of course she pilots it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN3TISLTVyc
>>315827057
>we want the stupid goy audience
>>315830961
>>315831216
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315831287
Give me the source of the full picture you ass, I know that's cropped.
>>315831287
Man she sure looks like she enjoys piloting
>>315827057
TF2 Heavy, TF1 Demoman
I can't wait to wreck shop with her
>>315831348
>>315831216
>>315830961
We want the Hunger Games audience.
>>315828347
Hearing them grunt, moan and scream?
>>315827057
>>315830564
>>315830683
>>315830889
Western devs are controlled by SJWs, they said.It was never SJWs. Barring a handful of indie titles and niche localization efforts, the true enemies have always been Hollywood aesthetic and (largely imaginary) overprotective parents.
LoL and Dota proved that you don't need muh realism in order to be popular, which is why we're seeing this.
>>315831287
Gross, why would the artist of that pic draw her with disgusting nigger lips?
>>315828469
Basically this. It looks like a young Anri Okita. So young that none of us actually seen her.
>>315831142
>we want the titanfall audience
WHY DID THEY MAKE HER SO SEXY
i just want to impregnate her
>>315827057
>Sonico/Pochaco
>>315831287
>potentially great drawing
>ruin her with Shad-tier face
I fucking hate this shit
>We want the Earthbound audience
>>315831780
Oh.
>>315831142
it's almost as if she's classified as a tank character
>>315830683
>>315830889
Suprises me how nobody is fawning over herbut me
I'm in love with that design, she looks so damn cute
I don't care if she spews gamer-lingo all the time in the game, she's just too damn cute and you can never go wrong with a mech
>>315831730
>Liking fatties
>>315829370
that is a nice statue
>looks vaguely chink
GOOD
SO WHY DOES THE FUCKING WATERBENDER BITCH LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL?
>>315832028
Sorry anon, I've already claimed her as my waifu
>>315832168
I have too much respect for actually dedicated waifufags at this point to use that term
but yeah looks-wise she's definately material
>>315832029
>Underage detected
Keep liking skeletons and missing out on true thick girls.
I really like Evangelion and I think Mari is the best girl.
>>315832141
>FUCKING WATERBENDER BITCH
>>315830683
The animation looks really stiff and awkward when she crosses her arms.
>>315832028
Nah fag, I'm right there with you.
>>315830564
This. It's the perfect mech.
>D.Va
>Diva
>D.EVA
10/10 ANOTHER MASTERREDDIT FROM ACTIBLIZZARD
>>315832384
Luckily, Blizzard has the sense not to fall for the photorealism meme, so it doesn't look that bad.
>we want the furry audience
>>315830564
>mech looks like a giant pink turd
Whoever approved this needs to be fired.
>>315831287
>GAME ON
>TIME TO RAISE MY APM
>DEFENSE MATRIX ACTIVATED
>NERF THIS
Nobody is going to be able to play this game without getting a headache.
>>315831920
I wish more shitposters went with this instead "we want the dumblr audience" because it's true
It's pretty clear from his tweets and interviews that he doesn't give a shit about internet drama or furfags
>>315832656
more like we want the neo-80s audience with a hairdo like that
Honestly, it actually looks alright.
MOBA/Hero Battle Arena in first person like Smite but with GUNS and low TTK.
And Blizzard will fuck it up with B2P AND fucking microtransactions out the ass, so it'll be like Evolve.
>>315832760
It probably would have been better if they got an actual Korean to voice her.
>>315832912
*SIMILAR to Smite, didn't realize Smite was 3rd person until looking it up.
>>315832912
>american posters
Why's the voice acting so shitty?
SCBW had godly VAs.
If only she didn't have that bunny on her chest.
>>315833249
le penguin of doom xd
>>315827384
What's her story and how is this mind break?
>D.VA
>Widowmaker
>Mei
>>315832608
>top level gamer
>female
lol
>>315832938
This
>champs will cost 15 dollars
I remember when you could buy a full game for that price.
dae 90s kids
>>315833343
Her husband was an agent, evil organisation captures her and mindbreaks her, goes home and kills him in his sleep.
>>315833465
Who cares man
She's at least hot so no complaints from me
>>315833090
high res pic of this?
>>315828176
Miyazaki praises the b team and loves dark souls 2 and considers it canon
Kill yourself you delusional dark souls shitter
>>315828197
>We want the irish audience
>>315833465
There's female pro SC2 players. :^)
We really want the American audience.
>>315833959
>those eyes
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>315827614
>has pilebunker
>uses flaming sword instead
why
>>315832312
>not liking skeletons
she looked way better in the concept art
>>315830564
I hope her mech's seat has a dildo she can slot into when she rides her robot
>>315833959
Given how much gamers evidently love women, how much does she get picked on for being a 2/10 girl?
>>315834279
We lookin at the same picture senpai?
>>315833959
she's got the indian stare
>>315831619Post more.
>>315835071
hi
Dva actually looks like a fun character to play though, the fact she's adorable is just icing.
>only two pics on Gelbooru so far
Step it up nips
>No Mei R34
why even live
>>315835287
Try pixiv
next up will be a ninja unless thats already been posted somewheres.
>>315830961
Yes because Hunger Games invented the idea of using a bow and arrow.
>>315829532
>Miyabi
>Best Girl
Anon, I totallyagreewith you.
>>315835137
What was it?
>>315827057
>we want the 12 year old Korean boy audience
If she doesn't say any Starcraft Goliath quotes I'm going to be pissed.
>>315827057
>overall character designs are all whatever
>only good thing are the waifus
just like my animes
>>315833343
She was captured, brainwashed, programmed to kill her husband, carried it out, and was then drained of blood and turned into a techno zombie assassin with an expanding ass.
>>315836142
I know Widowmakers design really resembles one from that japanese porngame (Taiman Asagi?), is the story also similiar or was one anon just talking out of his ass again?
We want the NGE audience but also the cawwadoody audience
>>315836460
>FOTUS
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>315833343
Ever watch Taimanin Asagi? That's her story except she doesn't have a sister and her husband never becomes a demon.
>>315836703
>>315836460
>We don't want the /k/ audience
This armor design is fucking inexcusable, holy shit
>>315836929
outside the horn how are they similar?
>>315836976
Nice.
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>>315837130
it's not a 1:1 fit but you can see they lifted a lot of their design queues from NGE
>spartan mid section
>boots
>shoulder design
It's just retarded and going against the established design lore of the series.
>b-but we adapted alien tech
So they just used that "adapted" tech and gave it to everybody including the UNSC doing away with reliable and proven equipment? kek
>>315836976
Took me a solid 2 minutes. Very subtle.
>>315837519
I dont see any of that though
the fotus and the fucking middle mech dont look anything alike outside a horn
and no its not because of the colors
they dont really show any similarities
>>315827536
with scissors
>>315836976
>"Thanks for subbing!"
>*gets out her meka and bends over to write GokuFan38 on it*
>>315834595
She's gotten cuter over the years
>>315837717
She probably does that.
>>315836336
Literally a straight ripoff of Asagi
>>315837664
If you can't see things as a whole you are either legit deficient in the head or are just forcing yourself not to see the bigger picture.
>implying 343 armor design will pass muster under the holistic test if gaynax decides to sue for copyright infringement
>>315837943
that can only be said about the skin.
>>315837749
she looks like a twink
>>315837426
It's actually spelled Reinhardt, but I'm too lazy to correct it. Just like how I'm too lazy to correct the bad job I did copying his section.
>>315838004
the problem is yet again that armor doesnt look similar in any of the ways you said
I feel like you are trying to find things you want to be there
OH THEY ARE BOTH ROBOTIC AND HAVE A HORN THEY ARE THE SAME
listen man you can keep saying it without showing any example but i have yet to see any similarities between the two
WHO TAIMANIN HERE
>>315837426
I know next to nothing about character roles in this.
I'll probably main whatever support/offense character can have a good time of shutting down whoever the most dickass character is.
does she at least have a korean va option
>We want any audience. P-please buy our g-game
>>315838260
Listen, """man.""" It's """cool""" that you're still trying to make halo 5 not look like shit, """dude""" but the whole Halo now looks like NGE has been around since Halo 4 (duh) and it's an oft repeated sentiment.
google: halo 4 looks like evangelion site:www.halowaypoint.com
>>315838524
You can look it up on their site, it gives a decent description of what they all do.
>>315838629
>p-please buy our game and then DLC
:^)
I wonder if you'll even get any toon with the base game at all lmao
>>315838502
Blue / Purple / Red skin makes my dick ROCK hard.
You just know they're a literal semen demon.
>>315836976
What am I supposed to be looking for? Loss?
>we want the "irony is humor" audience
This entire fucking game is "We want the patriotic westerners who can't accept that Japanese anime is good so we must copy the anime style and claim it as our own so they can enjoy a surrogate anime" audience
>>315838629
This.
Pander to everyone, incorporate every modern fad, end up just being generic trash that nobody enjoys. I wish devs would just stick to their visions instead of chasing the money.
>>315827057
>we want the Eva audience
This has nothing to do with Eva
>>315838746
Hint: does she play to win?
>>315827057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypOhA09sNs
>Eva
>>315838997
I know it's not deep and meaningful enough
>>315830104
Now thats grasping
>>315838629
>>315838849
It's just an ensemble cast.
In literally any game where the playable characters are the main attraction (mobas, fighting games, this), you want to create a wide and varied group to ensure that literally everyone in the playerbase has a character they feel drawn to. That's just literally how it works.
Homogeneity in a character-based multiplayer game is the dumbest idea I could think of.
>>315839194
>eva
>deep
kek
>>315827057
>tfw no one ever said "We Want the Darkest Hour audience" or "We want the King of Dragon Pass audience" or "we want the readers of scholarly works on african domestic wars in the 20th century audience" or "watchers of The Wire audience" or "an audience that enjoys fine literature"
>>315827057
>Eva is the only mecha franchise ever made, everything even vaguely /m/ is a ripoff or reference to it
I can't stand you faggots.
>>315839334
Post the comic
>>315830683
oh fug . Do we have to pay for this character? Or is it just for heroes made after launch?
>>315839246
I wasn't critiquing Overwatch, I think it looks cool.
I'm mainly talking about shit like Standard Ubisoft Open World Sandbox which is a trend half of modern games want to follow. I chose FO4 for the pic because it fell for the dialogue wheel fad which is terrible for RPG's in which you define the character.
>>315839439
Welcome to literally every fan base ever
>>315839334
Its okay if you didnt understand
>World where robros exist
>Humans and robros end up at war with one another
Can't ever have a future where we all get along, can we?
>>315839334
2deep4u?
>>315839527
>Blizzard
You'll have to pay for every hero. Copying LoL is a literal meme in game design at this point.
>>315839527
There's currently no word on what will be done in regards to heroes post-launch. Anything said otherwise is guesswork.Some guesswork may be more educated than others (ie using trends in the market or just Blizzard practices), but it's speculation nonetheless.
That said, D. Va is one of the 21 heroes you get when you buy the game, for sure.
>>315839589
Alright, fair enough. I do agree.
>>315839640
evangelion reminds me of me: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>315834964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFutNEvdH4
>>315839862
>we order them in bulk
every time
>>315827614
They had it since the first one. All of Kojima's works are /m/ as fuck.
>>315830683
>she hardly says any korean words
WHAT
THE
FUCK
RUINED
>>315838502
Corruption for life.
>>315835737
Like every single game that had a bow in it that came out around the time Hunger Games and Skyrim was released pushed the bow super hard in the trailers and dev interviews. I have heard the name "Katniss" multiple times in different dev interviews just because their game has a shitty gimmick bow.
>>315839593
You don't see VOTOMS or Patlabor fans acting like that.
>>315831142
We want that League of Legends audience
>>315827384
Best audience desu
>>315831920
his first well known project was an Earthbound mod so at least it isn't just mindless pandering to an audience he knows nothing about.
>>315840387
Is the card game worth getting into?
>>315834037
We really don't want the American audience.
>>315837426
Here ya go
>we want the road rage audience
>>315836130
at this point you might as well assume every MMO will eventually go free to play
>>315827384
>we want the Taimanin Asagi audience
>>315837426
>>315827057
pixar/dreamworks audience
>>315840017
>If something is advertised it's not deep
I'm not defending Eva but this guy is retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8w2kTBJlpY
>>315834841
DESIGNATED
>>315831141
This, holy shit this. Wrap me in those child bearing hips and thighs.
>>315841382
>claim to be deep and meaningful
>allows itself to be used like a whore
ayy
>>315838524
Reinherdt
you should play Reinherdt
>>315840528
>It's been almost 3 years since the last titty monster was released
>>315841302
>BR-BR Binks
>>315827720
We want the Lost Planet audience,
>we want the original character donut steal audience
>>315833959
>female
>>315841459
You can make something deep and still be greedy
>>315841403
What is the problem here?
>we want the metal gear rising / solid audience
>>315841651
if you need to put your stuff on doritos then your stuff must not really be deep (or good, see halo 4)
>>315837426
Hero 76 looks like a fun run and gunner and his play on the generic soldier archetype is a nice touch. His VA and lines definitely add to it.
Robo monk looks cool as fuck too though. It's a shame Lucio's hair makes his design look so retarded, as well the gun. He's basically a rudie and they managed to fuck that up.
>>315841424
And press those huge full motherly breasts against my chest.
>>315841714
HURT ME MORE, SNAKE
>>315841714
>thank you based blizzard
>we want the faggots who shitpost audience.
>>315831619
What does she look like without make up
>>315841749
>overwatch
>main
see you in the trenches.
>>315837426
Not enough love for Zenyatta
>>315841954
probably very similar to every other asian woman
>>315827057
I don't even care about the awful backstory
I'd still fuck that thing with the power of 10,000 suns
>>315837426
Correct opinions.
>>315841736
Other way around fuccboi, like how the Simpsons were so popular here once upon a time that it was slapped on everything.
>>315828469
>>315831619
Okita is the best thing to ever happen to javs
>>315842189
>implying the simpsons doesn't have more depth than NGE
>>315837426
I love narcissism
>>315842116
So about 10^33 watts?
This would vaporize the Earth.
>>315842329
her tits are fake
natty breasts with tight bodies masterrace
>>315842334
Your opinion is irrelevant. Merchandising success and depth have no correlation.
>>315834964
https://instagram.com/anri_okita/
>>315842440
You don't need excessive merchandising if your product is any good fambam
rockets and jetpacks
>>315842429
at least she's good in the javs she's in.
>>315842517
And again, quality, depth and popularity aren't even closely tied.
It's also not a matter of 'needing' merchandise but more that if it's a commercial success and popular then merchandise will inevitably be successful too. Don't forget they also make money from merchandise, not just advertise with it.
>>315842582
>tfw no uncensored okita javs
>>315842429
every source I can see says they're natural, and I've never seen any noticeable scar tissue underneath or to the side of her boobs, or under her armpits.
they don't even look obviously fake, they're just too perfect
>>315842708
>implying doritos need halo to sell
kek
>>315842725
dont remind me
>waifu characters
>mech piloting kawaii idol esports athlete
>console release
FUCK
YES
>>315829383
nice meme le upboat
>>315832938
>ahh neff thisu
>gaame oon
>tyme to rise mai apm
>defensu matlix act-tivated
>>315830683
>No skin-tight navel.
almost good.
>>315842738
Implants can be shuttled to the breasts through a small incision in the abdominal area.
>>315842857
Reminder that Julia, Yuma Asami, and Hana Haruna had their raw film footage leaked a year ago before they were censored
Reminder that all your favorite JAVS have uncensored original masters kept by the studios.
>>315842807
Define 'sell'. Being major brands, both will already sell adequately. Tie-in deals are usually mutually beneficial by drawing in each other's already loyal demographic.
>>315838146
well he is a guy
>>315843068
>Hana Haruna
>>315827057
>pedoshit in a blizzard game
>>315836976
>South Korea
This character screams Japan in pretty much every possible way and it's some Korean bitch. And there is nothing Korean about her either. Blizzard is trolling weaboos hard.
>>315843231
She's 19, but...
you're not wrong
>>315843231
But she's 19.
>>315843241
it's because the character is the self-insert of a korean SC2 pro, courtesy of blizzard.
>>315843231
She's 19
>>315827057
>We want to eat the audience
>>315843181
http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?t=93804
>>315843241
>Blizzard is trolling weaboos hard.
More like
>we want the SC1&2 korean esport audience
>>315843379
>We want the audience's souls
>>315841382
You missed the joke again.
He's drawing a direct comparison to people's response to a joke of "2DEEP4U" with "LEL MARKETING"
this is shitposting in visual form
>>315843332
>>315843297
>>315843373
>n-not pedo s-she's 236999 billion years old
look at the face
>>315843642
Looks 19 to me.
>>315843642
She's 19, it doesn't matter what she looks like.
>tfw art is more cute than 3D
>>315842540
1v1 fight me fuckfaceat june 2016;__;
>>315842869
this desu senpai.
>"We want the body inflation audience."
>>315843742
>>315843686
t. pedophiles
>b-but muh canon says i'm not a pedophile ;^)
>>315841018
Don't hate the strayans
>>315843642
And this nigger is 39, so what's your point?
>>315843828
I swear to god if you fags got Filia 2.0 on her...
She's fucking curvy not fat.
>>315843767
This kills the boner. Give me a childlike face over a toddler face anyday.
The hair being super thin certainly doesn't help.
>>315843753
Duh?
>>315843083
Top-tier taste, anon.
>>315837426
>>315842708
You are arguing with a retard. Stop doing it.
>>315843828
I want to impregnate her.
>>315837426
>overwatch symbol is hands clasped together
If that doesn't implying you should mainzenyatta every game every day all day then you all are retarded.
>>315843642
Back to your homeland
Hell I'll link it for you
reddit.com
>>315843775
I dunno if Genji or Reinherdt are robots but if they are I'll play em too.
>>315843913
What? I thought I was sending them home?
>>315844473
Genji is like 90% cybernetic. Not sure about the other guy.
>>315843962
curvy is just another way of saying fat.
>>315837426
Reinhardt!
>>315844330
>hands clasped together
l-lewd
no wonder this game seems to be inspiring a large proportion of yuri artwork
>>315844557
Only because fat people and fat fetishists in denial stole the word.
Curvy means ) ( not ( ).
>>315832938
Why would they get a Korean voice actress? She doesn't look Korean.
>>315843828
>tfw no thick asian gf
why live
>>315844745
Well, she is.
>>315844745
because gooks will gobble blizz shit up alongside their monthly mmos releases. it's just a profitable move.
>>315844557
Curvy is just another way of saying voluptuous.
>>315828176
Miyazaki himself put the Sunbro covenant in DaS3, and is about to do it for Bloodborne too for the DLC. Your god is false, your god is dead.
>>315844745
if it become big in Korea(muh e-sport)and eventually China, blizz will make more money from those third worlder than sweatshop factory.
>>315844473
They're human.
Genji is basically Raiden from Metal Gear.
Reinhardt is in a suit.
Curvy means you need to buy a specialty bra without also requiring a doctor send you to the zoo to check your weight.
>>315831920
>>315832849
>we want the homestuck audience
>>315844745
She's Korean.
>>315844826
Fuck off out of 4chan gook lover
>>315827057
No. Stop shilling your garbage.
>>315845368
Then why no slit eyes and acne?
>>315845381
but she's japanese, onii-chan.
>>315845392
>hating based Roadhog
>>315844557
>curvy is just another way of saying fat.
>>315827720
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>>315845880
>and I also do anal
>>315845621
/fit/ likes to have a word with you
>Like Hana's design
>Seems fun to play
>Pilots a mech
>mfw "Time to raise my APM"
Dropped
>>315846151
Well, she was a pro gamer.
>>315845587
I know, he seems to get a lot of shit, but I don't really want to be somebody who likes him on the basis that everybody else hates him.
I love Pigma tho, Star Fox prequel when?
>>315846151
she is clearly poking fun at pro gameing shitters
>nerf this
>time to raise my apm
>thats one for my hilight reel
>>315846151
>Ult is a big AOE timebomb that does a lot of damage
>Says "NERF THIS" when doing it
>Will probably actually be nerfed when shitters complain about it
>>315846342
>only pretending to be retarded
>>315837426
BIG FAT MEATY ICE TITS
>>315843775
Don't worry
You'll be part of my00-kill streak.
I was borderline on Tracer being waifu material, but after Mei who the fuck cares.
>>315835737
Hunger games pushed the idea of a skinny girl using a bow and arrow.
Which is fucking bullshit because bows meant for hunting are at least a 50lb draw weight and no noddle-armed girl is going to pull that back with her three fingers.
>>315843828
damn that bitch has some stupid big titties ugly outfit though
>>315846539
>that delivery
>those lines
its very clear anon
I think you just have autism
>>315845880
>and I also do anal
who /wantstosuckmeisbigtits/ here
>>315846151
>pilots a mech
No she pilots an ugly turkey with machine guns. Man considering how cool Bastion looks you'd think they be able to make a not shit looking mech but fuck me that thing is ugly.
JUSTICE RAINS FROM A BUTT
>>315845880
>and I also do anal
>>315847480
>not "JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AUGH"
>We want the inflationfag audience
>>315847103
I think your sarcasm radar is off, because there is not a hint of it in her voice.
It doesn't help that her VA is awful. This is what happens when you grab people off the street.
>>315847337
Everyone.
>>315847450
It's supposed to look like a pink rabbit.
>>315847584
Well it looks like a pink abortion.
>>315847554
>>315847263
>>315845983
We get it, you want to show us your Tom Cruise collection of laughs.
>>315847450
Got shit taste in /m/, mate.
That thing is sexy, save for the color.
>>315847337
what is he spraying?
>>315847565
>It doesn't help that her VA is awful
I thought that was the point
>awful VA
>awful writing
>>315847689
No anon YOU have shit taste in /m/. Maybe I'd hate it less if her torso didn't jut out of the front like some horrifying JRPG secret boss looking motherfucker.
>>315847707
have you not watched soccer before? it's customary every 20 minutes to shove things in each others asses but i think they were too rough with this guy
>>315837426
Rate my taste pleasy please
>>315847337
i've sucked on a chubby girls huge tits before and she had those black thick rimmed glasses.
I don't think I can remember a better orgasm than when I came inside her with both of my hands on those massive udders
>>315848081
8/10 for explaining.
>>315848081
no mention of Bastion or Zenyatta/10
>>315848328
Meh, they're robots. I like when it's designed like it's being piloted by a human.
Guess you could've called me out for Pharah, too. But I don't have the same draw as the 3 I picked.
>>315847337
my fucking nigger
>>315845880
>>315847686
>and also I do anal
>>315848427
Is it the shoulders?
>>315848081
Hey thanks, now I don't have to make one for myself.
>>315847337
Suck 'em, fuck 'em, grab 'em, squeeze 'em
>>315840039
THAT ACCENT THO. OMG. SHE JUST GOT x1000 HOTTER
>>315847337
I want tocuddle her in that poofy jacketand give hereskimo kisses
>>315848532
Nah, i'd say it's more to do with the joints and the way the helmet is meant to be looked through.
>Armor
>>315842041
>Throwing Clint Eastwood in the trash
Kill yourself.
>>315828707
Was the moonlight sword added in to "appease "memesters" too? Or does from just like to re-use concepts they like, and you're just talking out you ass?
>>315845267
>basically Raiden
>not literally Grey Fox
>>315836976
close you had to put gorrilla warfare pasta
>>315843753
3D was a mistake.
>>315847337
>>315848509
>>315848671
>>315848838
Is there any good art of this goddess yet?
>We want the 10-year old audience.
>>315849506
I know I'll probably get shit on for saying this, but Bastion reminds me so much of a CAST that I can't help but love the thing.
>>315834938
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
>>315849506
Slut.
Kind of disappointed they went with the actual Mei design when her concept design was actually better.
Also, disappointed in Genji relying on his sword only during his ultimate.
This said, my fears for the game are others. The core gameplay is fine, but I fear the entry fee may lead to another Evolve situation. I hope not because the game is hell of fun, but it's not really engaging to pay 40$ and get only 21 heroes and a bunch of maps.
>>315849506
Soldier 76 and Reaper should have launched with the $60 skins imo baka.
>>315850017
Oh fuck dude that bastion skin is majestic.
>>315849797
Because I have more than one main? Anon pls
>>315849874
Evolve's problem wasn't that it costed, it was that the DLC situation was messy as fuck.
Reminder if you pick Mei as a waifu you are LITERALLY so desperate that you'll choose a virtual fat chick. Mei mains are okay though.
>>315850017
>tfw it's going to be even harder to tell who someone is at a distance once they start adding in tons of skins
>>315850131
>we want the anime audience
>>315850291
you would think that but it will be pretty obvious if you keep up to date with the news of the game. Problem will be those who stop playing for awhile and come back to it.
>>315840921
It's region locked, Japanese, and super grindy from my understanding. Make your own choice or just go find the card CG rips.
>>315827553
>>315827764
>>315828659
Fixed the nose
>>315850352
Artificial beings overtaken by nature are my jam, anon.
>>315850171
>>315849874
It also didn't help that Evolve was awful.
>>315850510
raise it up and make it smaller, you only scratched the surface.
>>315850017
>collector's edition comes with statue
>it's soldier fucking 76
>>315843443
Here's south korean here,
And this gooknation is shit.
Everyone is falseflagging faggot in my country.
>>315849194
http://imgur.com/a/tlqde
>>315850017
>top cunt tracer
>overgrown bastion
>pretty boy 76
>less edgy reaper
I mean I wouldn't buy it but those are pretty cool
>>315827057
I was going to say waifu audience
then I realized that eva is catered to the waifu audience so it's fine
>>315845880
>it actually looks like she's wearing 21 shirts
I'm pretty impressed.
>>315850017
The woman with the black hair looks like she should get a General Mofette skin.
That'd be rad as fuck.
>>315828887
I play to WIN!
>>315850578
her nose is still fucked because the original artist couldn't into facial perspective but I tried.
>>315850723
>tracer as a pilot before she got time fucked
>76 before the explosion
>reaper before he got fucked up fighting 76 in the same explosion
>bastion, how they found him after being abandoned for a decade unable to move but was still sentient
>pharah while still in the military
its called the origins edition for a reason
>>315851112
Where's my origins Widow?
>>315851112
Where can I read up on all this MUH LORE?
I would've never figured any of this without your explanation.
>>315827720
Probably 30% checking off marks on a "diversity" checklist, and 70% the artist's personal fetish (seriously, is "fat Chinese chick that works at an Antarctic research station" the first thing your average artist is going to come up with when told to draw an Asian person?)
>>315851273
>fat
Fat tits, sure.
>>315851273
Idk but it's a pretty cool idea.
>we want the Dreamworks audience
>>315850549
>grass growing on a robot
Ano....Eeto...
>>315851060
gj senpai, looks way better.
>>315832938
That would make the headaches come faster you dipshit.
>>315851660
but he's not making the dreamworks face
>>315851660
>Originally was about a little girl who commanded a dragon
>Then Kamiya had a stroke and decided to make DMC with a dragon in the background doing whatever
I hope he knows what he's doing
This is the first year that I have actively kept a fap folder for Blizzard characters (beyond random WOW OCs)
God bless you, Overwatch
>>315851758
Just noticed Donkey and Will Smith Fish aren't actually making the face. Fish kinda has the lop sided smile, though.
>>315852147
this post brought a tear to my eye.
>>315851825
trying to better sell to the western audience
>>315827057
pedo
>>315850587
this is what I not understand. They could have picked any other character or even a woman and boom, would be a huge success
>we want the meme audience
>>315837426
Roadhog is fucking great and I won't play anyone else once I get my hands on the game.
>>315833090
You better give a hand to all of us drawfags and give a bigger res on this pic so we can start bumping.
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>We want the heavy metal audience
>>315832384
Still has some nice touches, like her booty being so powerful it moves the mech.
>>315840017
>it reminds me of me
>>315854298
that is a meme.
>>315827384
We want the Black Lilith Audience
>>315853056
>"increase speed to move more quickly"
>we want the audience that is dumb enough to still buy our game.
>>315854298
how new r u
>>315827057
>EVA
>Not Masamune Shirow
>>315838012
And her entire story of Asagi 1
>>315853342
what movie?
>>315836336
Is the expanding ass actually intentional? I thought it was an error.
>>315844692
>>315844692
finally someone with sense
>>315855124
Apparently it was a model error.
>>315854465
You may as well post the others.
>>315855124
It was an easter egg.
>>315854960
cabin in the woods
>>315837426
My list
>>315855687
>more than one waifu
You trying to ruin your lifu?
>>315855796
No one said, i can only have one. Though if i can only have one. Mei for the life.
>most western AAA titles for the past 20 years
We want the people-who-don't-play-games audience.
>>315855687
>More than one waifu
Bruh.
Do you want to die?
>>315855924
Good taste/10
>>315850017
Tracer looks smug af in that skin, also I'm gonna marry her.
>>315856982
Tracer always looks smug af.
You'd think after the accident she get a little real.
>>315854849
>Masamune Shirow
Too old. Everyone's forgotten.
>>315855687
By design does this mean game play or visual, because Mercy is the most boring and poorly designed hero in the game
>>315855924
Good taste and opinions.
For me though, the throw them in the trash would 100% be Zarya. Second would be either Reaper or Lucio. Just shit designs.
>>315857084
Considering she basically became immortal after the accident, I'd expect her to be even more smug.
>>315857232
What's so bad about Reaper? He does what he's meant to bebe edgy.
>>315831519
It was all culture wars mane.
>>315848989
>Throwing Clint Eastwood in the trash
Not that guy, but Mcree's abilities look super shit. Either he'll be worthless garbage or his ulti will be OP bullshit that gets nerfed and makes him worthless garbage.
Every game past 2012
>we want the sjw audience that doesn't even play games
Can't wait for blizzard causing their own ruin with overwatch and wow legion flop
>>315857209
When you say that, do you mean gameplay or visually?
>>315838012
Yeah, let forget all that brainwashing and corruption, husband and shit stuffs
>>315857885
>Most Overwatch female characters supermodels in skintight clothes.
>One glasses-moe panda girl for the wifu fetishists.
>One zero-effort muscle dyke to (fail to) pander to tumblr.
SJWs RULE BLIZZ ITS OGRE ITS OGRE.
how can overwatch into original character designs
What will they think of next?
>>315839862
>Women
>Understanding anything
Choose one.
>Misato is a drunk whore who crave for 1 guys cock, also his superior
>Asuka is a cunt to him and crave the same cock as Misato
>Rei I doesn't care about him
>Rei II cared and died
>Rei III doesn't remember and don't care
>Dad that abandoned him manipulating to pilot living corpse of sibling spicie with his mom inside to fight horrific "brothers and sisters" of humanity, because no one else can pilot it and start instrumentality.
>>315853237
this
>>315857176
I know he made Appleseed and GITS, what else has he done?
>>315860191
Lots and lots of porn.
>>315858078
Gameplay, more boring Medic
>>315857758
No, the AAA devs really want to bring in the audience that watches movies. That's why they avoid the kinds of heavy stylizing that can't be done under the constraints of live action and are always going on about muh cinematic experience. They're also trying to kick the stigma of "games are immature", without really putting a lot of thought into what maturity means (protip: the people who tend to be the most obsessed with being seen as mature are children; if anything, the industry is less mature than ever).
A part of the above means not doing things like pulling a Senran Kagura and shoving a cast of half-naked girls with huge tits in your face.
This is also why Japan doesn't hesitate to go overboard with the sex and deviate from realistic art styles. They don't care about being Hollywood, and they're not obsessed with being seen as mature.
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