Blizzcon 2015 Stream: "Cosplay is not Consent" Edition.
Cosplay contest? Come get comfy.
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
>>315699206
Open this in vlc or mpv.
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/mainstage
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/panels
>>315699206
sound keeps falling behind the stream in that link, any other streams going on?
>>315699206
Just give me the highlights.
"talent" shit
just get on with the costumes allready
I can't understand what they're saying, what kind of music is this?
>niggers
jesus christ this is terrible
Which one has the true autism? The costumes and dancing?
Music is too mild autism for me.
>>315699206
this is so cringe-worthy and i am a rap fan
i mean at least it's creative to make a warcraft rap
THIS IS SO BAD
hope cosplay champ actually turns up on stage this year
http://cybergame.tv/players/cyberplayer53.swf?channel=gamingcx
non laggy
>this dogshit music
>>315700080
hasnt been dancing since the retarded undead kid broke his leg on stage
>>315700059
>keks
>>315700236
holly fucking shit this rap ios awful
I for one think it's really exciting that these beautiful black bulls have decided to enrich blizzcon. It's so painfully white normally, so boring.
>control the crowd
>>315699206
>3dpd's that apparently don't want to be looked at, while showing as much skin as they ca. Or autists.
no thanks
>it doesnt end
what the fuck is going on
IT NEVER ENDS
this is so fucking bad
>>315700187
they prejudge the costumes and then they send them on stage. last year the winner's costume broke right before she went out on stage.
>people spent hundreds of dollars and took days off work to listen to this
they could of at least turned down the fucking instrumental volume
This is one of the choosen finalists, I can`t imagine the first round of selection
>yfw these niggers got more stage time than diablo 3
>>315700384
So nice of you to post before going on stage Wil.
>will wheaton
reee this gets worse
>people pay money to see this
has it started already?
is it on main stage?
>Wil Wheaton
literally the only person they could've picked who will make me want Jay Mohr back
That kek gets onstage and immediately brings up safe spaces
Fuck off Wheaton
>wil wheaton
who even
>>315700617
He played Diablo 20 years ago, pretty cool guy.
This guy is boring as fuck, no one cares about his shitty gaming career.
THEY ARE GOING FULL SPAGHETTI
>>315700723
Kekold Journo
Where's Jay Mohr? This guy sucks.
>wil sperging on stage
>>315700514
I know, it was just disappointing last year since the winner wasn't even on stageThat Empress Shek'zeer was pretty good though
START THE CONTEST YOU FUCK NOBODY CARES
He's funny, he sucks at games. Hillarious.
oh man this is great
why aren't people booing the fuck out of this guy, needs more hecklers
So, why is this fag always involved in gaming events? He's a literal who and a sjw. I can only assume they bring him and invite him because he is literally reddit.
is this the joke?
>>315700996
Keep in mind the type of person who actually goes to Blizzcon
>retired with a perfect 1-0 on hearthstone
i love when people pretend to play games
>shows audience
>no one laughing
>>315700812
>Wil ever not sperging.
Let's be honest here.
>>315700996
hecklers are weeded out by needing a blizzcon ticket to get it. only people there are pure fans and wouldnt dare heckle blizzard
I personally like when black guys perform on stage. Makes the racist white nerds feel awkward. And the organizers know it too. Felt great seeing all of them still as a rock.
>>315701060
he was that guy that nobody liked on star trek and he plays tabletop games so OBVIOUSLY anyone into nerd culture must like him
please keep telling the crowd how big of a blizzard games fan you are so they can accept you
at least wil won't be back next year
Why did Blizzard invite some asshole narcissist on stage?
Holy fuck he's talking about his life like anybody gives a fuck.
>I raised kids
Letting niggers gang-bang your children isn't "raising" them Wil
why is this guy going on about his past. No one gives a shit.
Wait, Blizzcon is this weekend?
Wow, I guess it really shows how irrelevant Blizzard are these days that I didn't even notice.
>I'VE BEEN PLAYING DIABLO FOR 20 YEARS XD
>doesn't know the names of core abilities
>>315701160
Yeah but every fan of Star Trek hate him and loved when he died.
Fuck, I forgot there was a will wheaton life story panel
jesus christ shut the fuck up allready
bring black the niggers, holy shit
>wil still talking
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT
>>315701275
>Look at how much i don't care about the things you care about! Notice me!
>his kids are 26 and 24
>he's only 43
kek
this is SO bad
he's bombing
he's starting to sweat
>uh uhm uhh uhmm
>i don't know if any of you have seen me played a game in real life
>>315701408
I mean he's right desu, blizzcon is barely anything on /v/ this year desu
It sounds like he has nothing prepared, he looks grasping for anything he think that is remotely related to blizzard games...
>>315701376
>bring black the niggers
>bring black
>black
EL EM AY OH
BRING THE NIGGERS BACK, I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
WHY IS PLUGGING BOARD GAMES AND HIS YOUTUBE SHOWS NOW
REEEEEEE
>>315701424
If he'd played with them maybe he'd know something about the game to joke about.
d-dungeon master
>>315700996
People around me are literally falling asleep. Me included.
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
I don't get what people see in this filler kind of shit. I just want the main event what's wrong with just going straight to that?
can't take this spaghetti monster anymore
stream closed later fa m
PANIC
>>315701606
describe what you smell right now
>>315701606
Tell him to shut up anon, be the hero
>still talking
Who is this hack? Is he a video game developer or something?
I was lead to believe thered be cosplay slags.
>>315701606
you should start booing
holy shit he just keeps droning on and on
hes saying alot of nothing
He's spilling spaghetti everywhere.
He must really love and play diablo huh guys?
As if I needed another reason to hate Wil Wheaton. Jesus Christ.
WHERES JAYYYYYY
Wheaton is talking about Diablo more during Blizzcon than Blizzard did.
MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP.
>>315701707
It makes people who aren't blizzdrones shut of the stream so they don't have people making fun of all their sperg fans dressing up in shitty costumes.
I feel rly rude writing that though
THAT GUY JUST REKT THE AUDIENCE
JUST GET TO THE UGLY FAT PEOPLE IN POORLY MADE COSTUMES PLEASE
I came to watch autistic sperging but not like this
mfw he's pretty funny.
>sleep with your mom joke
Didn't Chris Hardwick did that last year already?
>he'll never fuck felicia day
>>315701797
At least he came coked up with Metzen.
>>315701797
this, what the hell blizz, he was terrible but at least he was amusing
>>315701606
Beer
>>315701734
Probably wouldn't hear me
How much are they paying him?
He isn't working for the money.
What are you guys talking about? This stuff is way better than former years "US GAYMERS AMIRITE LOL :D" guys.
He's actually played a Blizzard game.
who /a/ here?
what the fuck is this
is this guy insane or something
its pretty obvious he hasnt even touched diablo 3
>le butcher is hard meme
I wish he would die
All the streams are lagging for me but it's probably for the best
Any scalpers here? Should we buy these up or what? The thing that annoys me is that there is a PC / XBOX / PS4 version, hard to figure out which collectors edition will be the rarest.
i aint never played diablo
>>315699330
Is there way to stream this at a lower quality in VLC?
>>315701837
Why would they shut it off they can just mute it till see the main event happening visually. Hell hey can just come back to the stream and check every ten minutes or so
>several hundred times more
Nice math there, Wheaton.
Why don't they just bring back jay mohr and let him do the commentating by himself, he was legit hilarious when they did. This is fucking awful.
This isn't even funny in a spaghetti sort of way.
It's just a guy talking.
>580 is several hundred times higher than 21
triggered
>>315702034
Micha is fun, will not so much.
>this is actually what normies find entertaining
>>315702054
Would this actually be scalp worthy, I don't know if its that high in demand really?
WHAT? THIS GUY IS STILL TALKING?
>>315702140
i love treasure goblins
if i heard a treasure goblin in real life
i would crash my car to find it
Did he just step up or have my standards been lowered?
kill wil wheaton
kill him
KILL HIM
There's no way he intended to be out there this long.
There has to be something wrong in the back and he's trying to buy time
TRASH GOBLIN
>>315702054
PC obviously
damn that was actually a good joke until he started spilling spaghetti
>>315702079
How low do you want it?
>his sons brother
???
This is so fucking bad. This is SJW comedy folks.
We want the Youtube audience
>>315702297
Like 360p quality, my PC sucks atm.
why the fuck wont he shut up and let me see sluts play dress up
>>315702253
The SJW/Fatty in the cosplay contest straight up murdered any of the ones that could be considered remotely "sexy".
I MISS JAY MOHR
PLEASE COME BACK JAY MOHR
>>315702253
That's what I thought. Then I remembered it's Wil Wheaton. He'll be milking this opportunity.
EVERY JOKE IS LMAO I'M SO BAD AT VIDEO GAMES XDDDD
EVERY
SINGLE
JOKE
did somebody die backstage or something
HAS HE EVEN PLAYED A BLIZZARD GAME BEFORE. STFU ALREADY
>bad at wow
>saying youre bad at a game made for 5 year olds
>>315702297
How low can you go?
>>315702424
PLEASE JAY MOHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
oh lord, he's making meme history right now
HES
STILL
GOING
Where is Jay Mohr? At least he was a funny cringe.
this is the most awful thing ive ever seen
>LOL HOW DO I WAVE LOL?????????
why metzen
>open stream
>Wil Wheaton is talking
>close stream
Someone tell me when he's not there and I'll try watching it again.
>gender identity
triggered
>gender identity
TRIGGERED
>gender identity
holy fuck lmao i cant believe hes still rambling
THis is eternity
IS HE STILL TALKING WTF BLIZZARD
>20 minutes
Holy shit did he just say the fanbase needs to step up and keep games "awesome" by tolerating everybody?
Fuck me running Robin Williams hangs himself and this guy can't be found in an alleyway with a needle in his arm? God dammit.
>>315702054
>soldier 75 statue
no one will want this
>identifying gender
Fired.
>>315702562
At this rate maybe two hours
I hate this feminist piece of shit
Why does he just assume they're all dicks
what's a "gatekeeper"
This is so funny. Pleading gamers to be inclusive. Funnny.
>>315702562
Isn't he hosting the contests, will probably have to hear his opinion on every costume.
Ok something must have happened backstage. The first 10 minutes were fine.
We want the normie casual audience
>this used to be a Jay Mohr event
>>315699206
>crippling anxiety
Jesus fucking christ son what a myth
>>315702707
someone who keeps gates
Jay mohr will come back and save blizzcon only if reply with "JAY MOHR PLEASE COME BACK"
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT WIL WHEATON
>i was about to tell you guys something that was actually funny
dont lie to me
SO FUCKING BAD DUDE JUST STOP IT HOLY SHIT
>>315702415
Hope this helps.
Open this in vlc or mpv.
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/forthatlittlespecialanon
>>315702707
NO CASUALS ALLOWED
>casual gamer wants people to stop shitting on casual gamers
wow
>>315702673
its a genderbent s:76 as well
>>315702802
Please Jay Mohr. You were the hero we didn't want, but need now. Come back.
>>315702802
JAY MOHR PLEASE COME ON MY BACK
>>315702707
those horrible misogynistic shitlords known as 'hardcore gamers'
finally wil leaves but now what the fuck is that shit
why is she wrapping herself in a curtain?
wtf is this shit
POISON IVY BRING THE BAINTZ
>interpretive dance
make it stop
IT BEGINS
Blizzard really going for the SJW audience these days...
>>315703043
>>315703050
>>315703068
who cares i can fap to this
>>315702707
People who get mad when new players come in and fuck up their gaming experience.
Poison Ivy is a Blizzard Character?
>there are people out there that actually think that wil guy is funny
kill me
wtf is this shit
This is the blizzcon stream right?
This is degenerate tbqh.
whats this have to do with ysera?
poison ivy confirmed for heroes
Oh the curtain is a stripper pole. I get it now.
>talent
That isn't even what Ysera looks like.
>>315703050
Because she wants to go to sleep like everyone watching this event.
First fatality at Blizzcon inc.
>>315703050
It's ART GODDAMMIT ART!
>>315703097
Can you be bigger AND leaner?
>watch me do some stupid shit on a curtain while pictures of a blizzard game are behind me
ysera get it guys?
>>315703139
no this is the autism talent show
starring wil wheaton
>>315703153
desu senpai
>>315703050
Just like Ysera does ingame.
WTF IS THAT LMAO
Wil Wheaton thinking he's representing nerd culture
I feel like punching him in the face
WIL WHEATON ON SUICIDE WATCH
This female is wearing a skin tight cat suite and isn't even 400 lbs. Isn't this misogynist and over sexualized?
what is she suppose to be a frog girl?
>>315703235
it's a talent show dipshit
first wheaton droning on and now this stupid shit? what the fuck happened to you blizzcon
>>315702849
Thanks anon. How did you do this btw?
>>315703229
Yes. Just do body recomp or lean bulk. It takes longer than strict cutting / bulking, but I prefer it.
Ooga booga, where da video games at?
Seriously, what the fuck is this? Can fucking wait to see the video game of the year shows with /v/. Nothing will too gone home winning PC GOTY.
>>315703258
so you're saying I can bang her?
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YSERA
I mean its nice and all but really how is this ysera related?
HNGHHHH
Chances her hymen is still intact after all this?
wil wheaton's autism express
followed by curtain girl
thanks everyone, now im going to do 500 lines of coke off of the stage
>>315703483
hes dreaming to be human you pleb get on times
>>315703483
she's green anon just like ysera
They're clapping because it's over
she was white all along
>>315703376
>400pound woman doing rhythmic gymnastics
I shudder to think
>>315703531
DAT ASS
AWKWARD AS FUCK
>touching her back without asking
literally rape
This is what happens when you let neurotypicals play video games.
>Doesnt even know who Ysera is
kill me
>>315703424
Alchemy anon... alchemy.
>>315703658
he's all sweaty lol
good thing im a heart stone guy too
>>315703557
>thanks everyone, now im going to do 500 lines of coke off of the stage
>mfw this whole segment
>hearthstone card illustration was the inspiration
wat?
>Ysera
>one of the most important characters in Warcraft lore
>reduced to a curtain climbing "act"
>doesn't know who ysera is
Alisha is best girl
>wrote the music
>did the choreography
>did the acrobatics
she has the most talent out of everybody there
>>315703097
nice steroid acne
>ANOTHER STORY
NO STOP SHUT IT DOWN STOP
Blizzard totally hired her and told her to say she was some dragon from some game
>Hots rock cover
No gonna lie, this might be good
>>315699206
I... I liked the Warcraft trailer.
Honestly I think I will like the movie.
Anyone with me?
Anyone?
no?
aw =\
>rock cover
OH DIS GUN BE GUD
more fucking story time from the lord of anus
fuck me
THE WIL WHEATON SHOW: STARRING WIL WHEATON
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
why can't he shut the fuck up about being a nerd
is he clinically unable?
>HAHAHA I'M SUCH A NERD XD
>I'M BAD AT EVERY GAME AND ONLY PLAY OCCASIONALLY AND DON'T KNOW ANY CHARACTER, FLUFF OR REALLY ANYTHING AT ALL
>BUT I'M SUUUUUUCH
>A
>NERD XD
Fuck you
>le nerd shit
>he's telling fucking stories again
SOMEBODY STOP HIM
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU NARCICISTIC ATTENTION WHORING HASBEEN FAGGOT
>Rock cover of Heroes of the Storm
muted and closed the stream desu
>hearthstone girl all the way
>saw the card for the first time when trying to figure out which card to use for that performance
noice
MORE HORDE FAVORITISM
>>315703876
Can you get anymore reddit than this post?
WHIL WEATONS PLAYS HORDE
HORDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>i asked felicia day
He really cant go a minute without thinking about her can he?
OH NO ANOTHER WILL STORY AGAIN pls no
can wil fucking KILL HIMSELF ALREADY
MUH SISTER
MUH BROTHER IN LAW
MUH NEPHEW
MUH FELICIA DAY NAME DROP
Who authorized this?
>oversized foam polyhedral dice
why wil
>>315703349
>"Im teaching my nephew how to be a nerd"
>>315699206
>sheev
>prequels
uhhh
>>315704024
why are you so mad FAGGOT
>I'M SUCH A NERD GUYS
>I REALLY HATE THE PREQUELS SO I CAN'T REMEMBER PALPATINE'S NAME
>Not rock so far.
Who actually is this guy why should I know him.
Whoever he is I genuinely feel bad for him, he thinks he's a comedian
>>315703980
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was merely beingfacetious
>>315703790
>i'm a hearthstone girl!
>i saw the card and thought it was beautiful
>so i chose her
>fake geek girls
He doesn't even know the emperors name
Fuck this guy so hard
![[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.00_[2015.10.18_23.04.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XX7vY7r.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 03 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.00 [2015.10.18 23.04.38]")
So what was announced so far? I just woke up.
Update me please.
>Hard rock cover of HOTS
>30 seconds of soft piano
>minute of soft violin and piano
I do not think they know what "Hard rock" is.
>Don't know shit
>Cover up by saying I hate the prequels
Ayyyy lmao
>>315704024
i want to punch him in his stupid ugly gay face
>>315704142
FUCK star wars.
wow this is really shitty
damn
>>315704105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw
relevant
>>315703909
He's transnerd and can identify as a nerd if he wants. Take your outdated bigotry elsewhere.
>open stream
>hear noise
>close stream
no thanks
piano girl a cute
THE VIOLIN IS OUT OF TUNE
JUST LIKE LAST YEAR.
Death and destruction
RIP my ears
What is this guitar shit i thought you said this was a costume contest
>this violin
rock cover is actually pretty good... then the violin started
Does she even know how to play the violin?
>>315704078
because he is a fucking retard who is only famous because he is famous.
>wow i played 1 obnoxious annoying kid shit in a tv series im such a nnurd lmao!
I thought Asians were supposed to be good at playing instruments.
>>315704185
this violin sounds so out of tune
someone please tune her fucking violin for her this is killing me holy shit
>>315704151
Will Wheaton is writing a book
>>315704151
Warcraft is dead. That's all.
Movie might be gud though.
holy shit that off tune violin
Where's the rock?
>>315704054
We can't have him developing his own personality and interests
they must be MINE and any others are WRONGTHINK
>>315703994
pic related
That violin sounds terrible
>>315704259
maybe if you weren't so autistic you could see that their signs clearly read TALENT contest you ignorant fuck.
>>315704123
>gay rodgers pic being posted
you're alright desu
All of that time with that retard sjw attention whoring, and they couldn't bother to tune.
Does blizzard not screen these acts?
>listening to this as an actual violinist
Oh god
I get that she's nervous but holy shit
>"TALENT" show
>that violin
someone lower the violin that sounds awful compared to their piano
>rock
>violin is loud and sounds shitty
what the fuck, this really is the worst blizzcon
>hard rock
>can't even hear the guitar
genres don't mean anything anymore do they
>>315703956
To be fair, it's a nice card.
>>315704151
>blizzcon
>about video games
top kek
>>315704105
Wesley from startrek
does the Tabletop series on YT, plays a bunch of good tabletop games i.e not monopoly and makes them popular as a result.
done some voice acting here and there
much like Felicia Day doesnt know when to shut the fuck up and constantly looks retarded over shit like twitter.
THAT VIOLIN
>>315703909
Yeah I got the same vibe from him. On the one hand he talks about what a mouth breather he is when it comes to Diablo and HotS (fuck if it was SC I could at least understand) and in the next he turns up the "Such a nerd lol" again.
I guess maybe he is more of a tv/movie/bordgame nerd?
Fuck, Jay Mohr always sounded more genuine than him.
Jesus Christ, how can they go on stage and sound so shit?
TALKING ABOUT TRAFFIC
>>315704349
Wow, am I glad it's over. For a second there I thought that...
Oh well I guess it's just my...
I have no clue what a violin should sound like, but that didn't sound right
I remember school performances better
HE'S LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT TRAFFIC. SOMEONE PLEASE CALL JAY AND END THIS TRAINWRECK
Did they announce anything for d3 at the dev panel? Poorfag and none of the bootleg streams seemed to care today.
>We love Hearthstone
>Why did you choose this song?
"well we love hearthstone"
>Do Heroes of the Storm song
>Guy says we picked this song cause they like Hearthstone
Pffft
>WE LOVE HEARTHSTONE
>>315704380
mfw not even a violinist and I can tell it's god awful
>>315704419
>Amnesia duck monster fires it's laser
>HotS theme
>We love hearthstone
WHY IS THIS GROUP HERE
>amazingly epic
The worst description possible
>hurtstone
>>315704358
thanks senpai
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>>315704296
>>315704295
Where are the videogames? Why is Warcraft dead?
"we like hearthstone so we chose the heros of the storm theme"
REEEEEEE
>>315704489
He is a nerd, just not a videogame nerd
>>315704296
Warcraft
>Movie might be good
>More of the same otherwise
Diablo
>Eh?
Starcraft
>Expansion releases in 4 days, what did you expect?
Hearthstone
>Adventures have less bosses, give more cards, and cost less
Heroes of the Storm
>April Fools joke from 2004 comes true
Overwatch
>$40, 21 heroes, not clear if future heroes/maps are paid DLC
>>315699206
wait what, today is blizzcon? shit I had no idea
Now we don't care about monsters?
>>315704617
because you're a weab
WHO HERE HYPED FOR LINKEN PARK
HES MONOLOGING AGAIN
Post yfw there are people who PAID US dollars to attend and watch this
HE FELL OVER
>implying you wouldnt pummel his boi pussy
dont lie to me /v/
>i'm super bad news
we know
THAT TRIP
>that AoE joke
Make it STOP
>knees weak
>arms heavy
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
HE
TALKING
ABOUT
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS???????????????????
>>315704617
Why are you posting anime?
Why are you a namefag?
SHUT UP, WESLEY
>>315704347
desu who really want to spend any time with Felica? She seems like such a fake person. I just get the feeling that when no camera is aimed at her she turns into a total insufferable bitch.
MOOOOM HES DOING IT AGAIN
No-one gives a shit about your fucking rocks, Wil.
>>315704706
>April Fools joke from 2004 comes true
I was so disappointed when that wasn't real.
DUDE BOOGERS LMAO
is this nigga really reading a fucking book on stage?
>hes now reading a journal on stage
it will never end
>PEOPLE PAID 50 BUCKS FOR THIS STREAM
HOLY KEK
"I'm going to cram in every fucking nerd stereotype into my persona and you wil love it"
>He didn't even helped him when he tripped
What the fuck is wrong with the altruism-meter of this guy
What the hell am I listening to?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ROCK SHIT
>>315704892
Wait, this is Wil Wheaton?
He looks chubby as fuck.
>from bob ross to this
yeah I'll pass on this
STOP TALKING SHIT AT ANY TIME PLEASE
>he likes to throw me sometimes...
*crickets*
>>315704789
who?
WIL PLEASE WHEN CAN I BUY YOUR BOOK ABOUT BOGGITS
>wonder what's in this thread
>open stream
>"I am boogers"
>close stream, close thread
>>315704920
30 bucks
THAT JOKE FELL SO FUCKING FLAT
OH GOD DOES HE KNOW HOW TO INTO DELIVERY
>PEOPLE PAID FOR THAT
>>315704706
>Heroes of the Storm
>>April Fools joke from 2004 comes true
I missed it. What was that about?
What in the fuck is he talking about?
>joke about the half clipping
falls completely flat
>>315705058
It's 50 australian dollaridoos
>>315704920
>felt like spending money on it since legion looked fun and i like hearthstone
>more of the same shit
>movie looks bad
>cards are horribly unbalanced
>wheaton won't shut the fuck up
>not even a costume contest, just a talent contest
>>315705058
It's 50 for the pass + earplugs.
>>315704969
you are in hell lad
>>315704920
>poorfag
i bet you also pirate (and dont seed) all your games
>>315705058
40 bucks
will just keeps talking....
>>315705091
Two players control Cho'gall at once.
>>315704936
the dude that fell was a white cismale
>>315705091
Cho'gall as a hero. 2 players 1 hero
>laughing at his own jokes
please say when it's over
>>315705081
>people sitting there listening him
>>315705091
They announced Ogre Magi, where two players control a "single" hero. One is a bruiser warrior that controls movement, the other is a caster.
Do you guys think he is intimidated by the talent of the talent show contenders and so he feels the need to "dominate" the show with his shit?
who do I have to blow to get this twat off the stage
>>315704845
>mom's spaghetti
SHUT
UP
WIL
WAKE
ME
UP
>>315705160
I'd rather burn $50 than give it to Blizzard for this shit
This is worse than Chris Metzen on cocaine.
Is this that faggot wil wheaton?
>people paid $1000+ to see this idiot in person
lmbo
>>315705250
U
R
MAD
why aren't they heckling this fag
getting kicked out after would be totally worth it
K I L L
I
L
L
M E
E
Did he write this himself?
>people are starting to give him pity laughs
STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
what is going on
this is like when clint eastwood debated a chair. wesley, full stop.
Blizzard really is done for. Nothing about this Blizzcon is any good.
>>315705191
Oh yeah I remember this. It's an interesting concept and it probably could work in HotS.
FUCK YOU WIL
>crowd is actually enjoying this
holy fuck they really are drones
Fucking white people.
why isn't wesley shutting up
>clapping
NORMIES HOLY SHITEETETETETETTETETETE
IF ANYONE IS IN THE CROWD PLEASE BOO THIS MAN
>Literally just spouting random words and numbers
what the fuck???
>>315705319
>You are there at Blizzcon, about to leave anyway, you are front stage.
What do you yell senpai?
>>315705371
Oh god he did
Alright, I made it as long as it takes to cross the fallout 4 world map. I'm done, can't do anymore of this.
I'd rather pre-order fallout 4.
If someone ran up stage and stabbed him in the neck it would be completely justified.
What the fuck is happening
What is this?
Why is he here?
Why isn't anything else happening?
>>315704868
So I can read my posts in the archive. that's about it.
Jesus christ, is blizzcon here?
Can't believe how irrelevant Blizzard has become nowadays.
Is the cosplay contest already over? Totally missed it starting.
>Karen Bloodhoof
TRIGGERED
These guys are nothing compared to Bob Ross
>>315705668
Hasn't started yet.
SAVE US JAY MOHR
>Oh its something this audience likes I better try to attach myself onto it
>>315705668
We don't fucking know. They were doing some talent/cosplay stuff and then Wil started talking about boogers.
>>315705668
No, this fucking faggot wont shut the fuck up and we had a bunch of shitty bands playing music
>that awkward silence
>>315705668
didn't start yet. lets hope it does because wil is ruining the shitshow
What the fuck is going on?
>>315705571
they were relevant because their games were good and they had a good relationship with the community
now their games are shit and they blame the community for their games being shit
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEW TRAVESTY
>>315705668
I don't think there is one. Wil barged in and said that awkward minorities can only take the stage.
This is the worst fucking talent show ever
What the fuck is this band rofl
Not that bad, but the guitar is out of - shit, the girl just started singing.
this is a finalist
HAHAHAHAHA
This is better that that terrible violin, how???
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>that voice
MAKE IT END
It was almost passable until the singing started
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GARAGEBANDS THEY'VE ALLOWED ON STAGE
>"woman" "singing"
this whole thing is bizarre
>>315705479
SAVE US JAY MOHR
not a fan of the genre, or the song, but they are ACTUALLY DECENT at playing the instruments.
So good job to them.
At least it was pleasant to the ears for a few seconds
Please stop choking birds on stage.
DEAR GOD BRING BACK BOOGERS MAN
>THIS FUCKING "BAND"
yikes
Maybe it's actually good in person and our streams are just bad
W I N N E R
what's happening
>>315705571
>Can't believe how irrelevant Blizzard has become nowadays.
uh
is that a tranny? shes got a mans voice
is this real
>>315705791
Someone please .. just make it stop..
Oh god. It was alright until she started singing.
>>315705893
>woman
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK?
these guys were finalists... what the actual fuck? i'm scared to see how bad the people who didn't make it were
The song was great but she started singing
Oh shit that drummer lamo
saying "CRUSADER" doesn't make it a song about any of the games.
>>315705959
>billions of dollars
>>315705961
No she's just fat. Most fat women sound manly.
the guitar rift at the start was cool, then the singing
that singing
>>315705476
>BOO
>YOURE NOT FUNNY
>GET OFF THE STAGE
they would kick me out 100% and possibly even ban me from future blizzcons while telling me "blizzard is a family, we are all a family we can't do that to each other"
that fuck up though
What fresh hell is this?
Would you buy a Warcraft 2 HD, or a Warcraft remake?
>this entire contest
I've NEVER seen autism this high at a blizzcon
I remember when blizzcon as actually decent entertainment
>>315705912
n
no they aren't
they aren't even able to keep the beat
>>315706135
Yes
>>315705476
>>315706116
Not going with the "Shut up, Wesley!"
This is honestly some of the worst singing I've heard in my life.
>>315706135
yeah
Someone paid money for this.
Someone paid money to watch this.
IS THE COSTUME CONTEST AFTER THIS?
>40 DOLLARS
>blizzcon
>All these people who can't grasp the metal of this song
This is pretty awesome desu!
BRING BACK BOGGERS MAN
>CRUSADERRRRRR
>old "lady"
>man face
>neck choker
TRANNY
>i payed for this
>ive been looking forward to this all week and stayed up to watch it
Words cannot describe how disappointed I am. A twitch streamer i was watching literally just got up and walked away when that muppet wouldn't stfu.
this is the worst blizzcon by far
C R U S A D E R
R
U
S
A
D
E
R
that beak
which of those guys are porking her
>>315706283
>not stream hopping like the rest of us
Have you guys seen Jessica Nigri's costume?
Her she is with Twitch streamer Dizzy Kitten(right)
crusader
FIFTEEN YEARS
I
F
T
E
E
N
Y
E
A
R
S
>michaels
>the biggest scammers in the industry
>they spike prices on bob ross products
fuck these. michaels are catered at bored housewives with husbands who have a very loose creditcard.
>>315706283
I hope you know you are literally the fucking cancer that "we" (and I say that loosely) all hate
you LITERALLY allowed this to happen
15 years they've been playing together.
Fifteen years and they never thought to find a good vocalist...
>Smoker Voice
>Horde baiting
>Scarlet Crusade
mfw
WORKS AT MICHAELS
>>315706278
It's Brianna Wu's father
>>315706135
>Warcraft 2 HD
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_f8UFv_Ytc
>abghghbgh glbghlbglhlfg
she speaks like her mouth is full of cotton
>>315706401
oh my goodness
ok this looks promising
CRUSADER
R
U
S
A
D
E
R
1h of complete and utter shit..
fuck..
Did someone get a screencap of that bass player with no neck, da phuc
>when reality crashes in and you realize this was your biggest gig you'll ever get
>>315706384
you know, nigri really has gotten better with her cosplay. She's still a whore, but her costumes look better.
>>315706135
Yes.
playing a rickenbacker
playing metal on a rickenbacker
T R I G G E R E D
>cow level joke
oh wil, please kill yourself
>cow level joke
>no one laughs
>>315706520
you're so mad
>pretty sure i've been there
Yeah, you just were bruh
I dont know which is worse so far, Will Wheaton, Smoker Vocalist or Overwatch being b2p
As long as these guys don't sing they'll win.
>>315706558
At least if Nigri was hosting this shit it would still be pleasurable to watch even with mute on
>>315706558
That's what happens when you get so popular that companies pay for cosplays for you and you just have to wear them
>>315706558
at least she can buy some good costumes right?
CHOKED
>the silence of over 12500 people
kek
>>315706383
>>315706407
Blizzcon used to be actually great entertainment, holy shit how can it can be so bad to the previous years
>at least I get a in-game pet
Well, jazz is nice, this can't be bad.
It's ok guys! Don't forget we get Linkin Park tomorrow!
>>315706587
'they say its a lie but i have seen it xD, THAT'S A BAD LIE, LOLZ''
>>315706135
No. I played them when I was younger. They are pretty pointless when WC3 is still playable.
TALENT
A
L
E
N
T
Is this talent show a fucking joke?
Can we just skip the music and go to the barely dressed whores in costume? Thanks.
Not my tempo
This doesn't make me feel uncomfortable yet
In fact this might actually be decent
This song is giving me whiplash.
>>315706691
How was Blizzcon ever legit entertainment outside of announcements?
Take those vanilla goggles off senpai
is there another stream?
>there are people that delayed suicide for this show
what the fuck is going on here, have they done a legion reveal yet? at work so can't see the stream, who is this wil guy and what is he doing?
what the actual fuck.
>>315706723
good joke
you ought to be hosting this trainwreck, that was funnier than wil wheaton's entire set
>>315706723
i'm ok with this
once again Jazz saves the world
SMOOTH AS FUCK
>>315705016
What's his outfit supposed to be? "Greasy man who wishes he was 20 years old again"?
DOOT DOOT
>>315706724
Going to enjoy the crowd shots with everyone sitting down and looking at their phones.
>crusader
>>315706792
wew lad
This is actually good, but Jazz just isn't my thing.
Is stream kill for anyone else?
Is that guy throwing the fat sweaty nerds candy?
That isn't fair, you can't fucking bribe the audience
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to book Linkin Park?
At least last year it was Metallica.
>A fucking plunger
>>315706842
The legion panel ended 7 hours ago.
FUCKING SHIT THE STREAM DIED ON ME LINK TO ANY OTHER STREAM?
>>315706683
true. I guess more money and popularity her increased costume quality.
>>315706847
nah its pretty decent. no one is singing either, just the noise of music instruments.
>>315706832
pls
>>315706824
jay mohr was at least amusing when he was allowed to commentate by himself
good music their performance is fucking trash
>wow look how good he is
jokes
>throwing shit
>taking a picture from on stage
literally kill yourselves.
when are the slutty cosplay whores on lads?
>>315706832
http://www.ustream.tv/ channel/ Rea37TGQwcr
My kind of jam *tips hat*
this guy's my hero
How is this related to Blizzard again?
>the jazz band should be good
>it's the worst of the bunch
>the lady dancer was the best act
>>315706989
at least pretend you weren't trolling
>>315707046
Tomorrow
>cows
why, you were doing so fucking good.
well atleast they got cowbell
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M O O
O
O
Now we are getting somewhere.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm convinced that modern jazz musicians are all high on the autism spectrum
MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKERS
oh no
>I missed all of it
>>315706832
the game streams
moooo moo mooooo moooo moo
mooooo
>maybe if we play loud people might think were good
80% of the crowd understands moo
>>315707086
good question, I legit forgot it was blizzcone I was watching
>cows
THAT bass player is literally the best thing about this performance
well, that was better than expected. if they don't win I'll be mildly inconvenient
WE CAN`T TAKE IT ANYMORE, KICK WHEATON FROM THE STAGE AND BRING METZEN TO DANCE EPIC DWARF DANCE
>>315707221
My sides are in orbit you magnificent bastard.
>stream frozen makes me miss the jazz perform
>how long have you been together?
>since wednesday
kek
>>315707104
Not even him but past years the dance contests were some of the most entertaining live shows to watch. That kid breaking his leg and his face as he was carried off stage is the best memory
>>315707352
Didn't miss much desu senpai
k senpai im out cant take it anymore
NEW THREAD PLEASE
>moo for them
>sounds like they are booing
>booooooooooooo
kek
How many of those moos were actually boos?
>movie contest
>just want to see sluts in costumes
not worth it f a m s i'm going bed
>the crowds' moo sounds like they're booing
bravo wil
NEW THREAD?
>heh hurr heh i'm so funny
>the movie contest
NO
THIS IS THE WORST PART
Cosplay when?
>>315706842
already did a legion panel
>demonhunters start at 98 and are 100 by end of tutorial
>2 raids planned one with 7 bosses one with 10
>5 dungeons for leveling
>10 by max
>flex leveling, don't have to start in one spot like frostfire or shadowmoon, can go anywhere and end anywhere
>random quests scattered throughout broken isles that are there everyday and you have a certain amount of time to complete it before a new one pops up. Chance for it to be rare
>challenge modes will be harder
>there's an actual alternative to raiding now
think that about covers it
Movie contest?! God fucking damn it I just wanted to look at 3-D waifus.
move contest may be good
NIXXIOM HYPE! FUCKIN MAD MAN!
>Wheaton still on the cow level
Watching 20 minutes of this has been the most second hand embarrassment I've had since that autist undead broke his leg
>>315706842
legion is basically diablo
>the state of machinima is shittier than it was in 2006
what
>>315706843
this image make me laugh louder than teh fucking blizzcon.
>>315707552
movie contest at blizzcon has NEVER been good
>>315707620
because no one cares about it anymore, use your fucking brain autist.
>2015
>fucking machinima
>wilhelm scream
Normie humour
ROFL XPLOSINS
>>315707732
>will wheaton
>people are laughing at this
This explains a lot
>>315707620
only children with autism continue to make wow videos.
is this 2007?
ok that gank and t-bag at the end was kinda funny
>tfw I made a bunch of machinima too
good days. seems like they haven't changedm uch though.
ending was good
>people literally lost their shit over that shitty video
WHEN WILL THE PAIN END
>>315707876
Mainly because the Orc laugh is so good.
>>315707665
there was a good garrosh vid from 2013
![1035x764-20140708-seinfeld11-x1800-1404845231[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A6ZWl9T.jpg "1035x764-20140708-seinfeld11-x1800-1404845231[1]")
>>315707732
>>315707665
Last years winner was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUi1RQwzfaI
please let me know if they announce Diablo II HD
>>315708060
r u joking rn
thats pretty decent
>leeeeeeeeroy
ok
>>315708060
The fuck did I just watch
>mfw i just realized linkin park is going to be the actual tolerable and exciting part of this blizzcon
Holy.
Fuck.
hwo is any of this funny
this is pretty decent
>Thrall cheating?
kek
>>315708228
crawling in my skin m8
>>315708228
not really, you're just a faggot.
Is there a way to set the quality on this stream so it doesn't keep dipping in and out of HD all the fucking time?
that sly dig at thrall from garrosh calling him a cheat 10/10
>>315707547
ty famm
>>315708228
Are you a grill?
>stimpack audio
slight laughter
Is this a contest entry or an advertisement
THIS IS AWFUL HOLY SHIT GIVE ME #2 BACK THAT WAS ACTUALLY DECENT
man this must have taken a shit load of retakes
#stopwhitepeople2k15
Jesus christ these effects are awful. What friends do they have at blizzard?
SC2 LotV archon mode showmatches about to start on the SC2 stream. twitch / starcraft
>>315708060
It's happened, Blizzard fans are confirmed more autistic than Sonic fans.
#2 was way better than this shit
Pretty good LARP video.
adobe premiere everyone
>>315708571
blizzard probably realized how much time they spent on this and felt bad
>>315708445
3 and 2 were really good this is just absolute shit
![blizzcon-2011-contests[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K7EkFdb.jpg "blizzcon-2011-contests[1]")
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