SHEEV ROLL CONFIRMED
SHEEV ROLL CONFIRMED
SHEEV ROLL CONFIRMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXsciSF8CM
>>315547471
That looked so shitty and laughable.
Hahah. How did this get through?
I think I also heard a EUUURRRGHHH while he did it too
THAT FUCKING VOICE
It's like they're aware of the meme!
Mike from RLM does a much better Sheev voice
>>315547747
Alright anons, who of you is a character animator at DICE?
how is this so fucking anemic
is UNLIMITED PAOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
confirmed?
>>315547928
>anemic
>it's fucking real
Wow, that's really unimpressive. Not just the spin, but the force lightning. It had weight in Battlefront 2.
>using the prequel Sheev as inspiration
fuck off
Now we just need Obi-wan with a passive high ground buff to confirm that someone at DiCE is a big guy.
>that voice acting
i'll try spinning, that's a good trick
he was a good friend
For a moment I got excited because I thought those troopers were clones.
>>315547471
who are you again?
>>315548698
STOP ASKING WHO I AM
>>315547471
What other game let me commit acts of treason?
>>315547471
ayyyyy
>>315548698
The Senate
>>315547819
seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXvYICMr5wU
>dat voice actor
>>315548839
What did he mean by this?
>>315548696
nah just the Sheev Guard
>>315547693
Im pretty sure that's same witwer, he's been in force unleased 1-2, the clone wars (maul and sheev) and a few other star wars related things. Fuck, nothing against him but, who is he blowing to keep voicing these characters? he's pretty shit.
>>315547471
are those bots? What fucking mode is that
>>315547471
>Not having Mike Stoklasa voice the Emperor like when they used Matt Sloan to voice Vader
SHIT TIER CONFIRMED
>>315547674
its faint, but its there
this guy has alotta new battlefront videos
Looks like a comfy game if played with friends
>that animation
>>315547471
1.marketers gtfo /v/
2.marketers tell shitty devs to spend $ on the game instead of your fat hotpocket eating ass
Why is the lightning so small? It looks pathetic.
>>315547471
>He didn't say "I will show you the true power of the Dark Side"
How do you fuck that up? It's like some Brazilian translation
>>315547869
better yet, who works at shader management. LOOK AT THIS
>>315549302
The only legit voice actor in this game is Temuera Morrison for Boba Fett. Good grief did they fuck up.
>>315549252
fuck off he was amazing as Starkiller
>>315547471
That has the be the cringeist thing I've seen in a while. >>315547667 is right how did anyone working on that game think that was okay?
>>315547693
Should have got Mike Stoklasa instead
>>315547667
>That terrible lighting effects
>that voice
>that movement
at least he tries spinningit's a good trick
>>315549609
They should have just used cleaned up sound clips at this point. Good lord.
>I will show you the true power...
>of the force
who is writing these fucking lines? Nothing can stop my lightsaber? how are they fucking up the simplest of one-liners from iconic characters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP2XhxkpEtc
>>315547471
Hey, isn't that Mike doing Sheev voice?
>It even makes the stupid screeching sound
>>315549794
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE PLAYERS, IT'S SO FUCKING EMPTY
>>315549707
>>315549302
it is actually funny how good his impression is because he is a depressed fat, drunk polack from wisconsin
>tfw always calling him Sheev on leddit and it bugs the fuck out of people
My sides
>>315549686
yeah and thats it faggot.
he's subpar and even laughably bad as maul and sheev.
>>315549093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg
>>315548501
>>315549450
Yeah that lightning had zero oomph behind it. It just shot out a single bolt for less than a second that somehow instantly killed several guys. No giant wide cone of lightning, no lightning hit effects on the targets; the whole thing was just flat.
>>315549773
>>315549457
Exactly my thought. It's like DICE are slavs or something. They can't get some of the most quoted lines ever correct. Spectacular!
>>315549773
>No weapons are toys to me!
Did they even watch the fucking movies? Are they pissing off people that watched Jedi?
>>315550079
Its "your weapons" but yeah I concur.
>>315550182
>not irritating normies with your dank memes
>>315550046
michael assbender
>>315550079
He says "your" but that is beside the point. The point is they are fucking everything up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a_R6uzN2AE
Best trailer
>that ending
>>315547471
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOTYAY
>>315549773
It's like they deliberately fucked up the line for maximum disappointment.
>>315550046
I am still immensely popular in the Republic. My friend thinks its not surprising when you think of all the good I did for the Republic's people during the short time I was in power. It seems all the stories we heard about the Jedi Temple were true. But the only people in there were Jedi, and political supporters. Well, the political supporters were fools, and we both agreed that the Jedi should be exterminated.
>>315548501
A lot of other things didn't have weight in BF2 though, like lightsaber swings.
You have lost.
>>315549794
>flamethrow hits shield
>shield getting hit by blaster bolts effect
>flamethrower hits charecter
>engage ragoll
What the fuck really? I mean come on. This is what I try to explain to people about EA. They don't even fucking try anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3oSAVwcD4U
>>315550478
This made me chuckle.
>>315549794
>got Temuera Morrison to do Boba Fett
clone
wars
sequel
confirmed
>>315547471
thats pretty funny, still doesnt make me wanna buy a shitty game
>>315550616
NOOO
NOOOOOOOO
YOU HAVE LOST
>>315550776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aOl6bDNnUA
>>315550046
>It's anal then
man, the voice acting is so bad.
>>315550623
out of all the things done wrong with this game, you complain about that? what the fuck?
>>315549457
>>315549773
The most fucked up part is, he mouths "Dark Side", but says "Force"
>there are people actually complaining about this
Why? it's fucking fantastic. It's totally Palpatine, he's fucking nuts and i've got to give it to the team to have the balls to put it into the game, his voice isn't great but it's better than his Battlefront 2 voice so that's something and the lightning looks piss weak but the twirl is 10/10.
>>315551145
EA please leave.
>>315551091
Shitposters just like to bitch and whine about the smallest things.
Even Space Battles is a more legitimate complaint at this point.
>>315547471
>NOTHING CAN STOP MY LIGHTSABER
>YOUR WEAPONS ARE TOYS TO ME
Who writes this shit?
>>315551368
Thank you, Sheev.
>>315551270
Anon if i was EA I wouldn't have talked shit about the voice or the lightning. Stop being a tinfoil faggot for one second.
>>315551368
It's cardio then
Since these threads always have a ton of SW nerds
Can you explain the Sith eyes to me?
Why do they change?
Why did Palpatine need to get burnt to change his when Anakin had it just cause angry and emo?
>>315551495
>viral marketers can only say good things?
Fuck off child
The animation is dogshit, just like the rest
The voice would be fine if it weren't saying stupid shit.
>yfw Battle of Jakku will without a doubt have Kylo/Rey/Finn
>>315551145
>it's better than his Battlefront 2 voice
are you kidding me m8? The line where he says "I am here and I AM NOT AMUSED" is fucking golden and sounds way more menacing than both darth vader and the sheev in this battlefront.
>>315551495
>implying you wouldn't add in minor gripes just to try to sound like a regular person rather than a robot
>implying you aren't a shill trying to fit in here
How much do they pay you?
>>315547869
There's been a /v/ developer in DICE for many years now, it was confirmed with Battlefield 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ8Y4aEJ9y0#t=2m20sNOTHING
>>315551609
>Can you explain the Sith eyes to me?
The Dark Side is like meth and fucks your face up with repeated usage.
>Why did Palpatine need to get burnt to change his when Anakin had it just cause angry and emo?
He's a wizard and could just glamour himself to look normal, but then he overdosed on Dark Side magic
>>315547869
Who is she?
>>315551929
I hope for his sake we never find him because I'd burn him with his house the soulless sellout fuckstain.
so why did they not just use sound clips from the movie or have one of the numerous sound alikes used for the shows to voice the characters? This sounds like they got some guy working at Dice LA to voice him and vader.
Also whoever wrote their dialogue should be killed, the heroes sound like shit and so do the troopers, where the fuck is the distortion from their helmets
It looks like a good trick
>>315547471
But is high ground confirmed?
why is he called sheev?
Master Windu I'm Senate
HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT ALL THAT HIGH GROUND GAINED WITH THE SHEEV ROLL
BAN SHEEV IMMEDIATELY. TOO OP. I CAN ALREADY TELL.
>>315552063
Because one of the best practices to make a lot of money is to make games on extremely low budgets, and all the things you said would raise that budget.
Enjoy corporate vidya 2015.
>>315551091
If they can't ven get the little things right how the fuck are they going to get anything else right?
>>315551882
>takes place 29 years before the movie
The only appearance they'd make is in the sack of some person fighting.
>>315552174
Alot of loyalty for a hired Fisto!
>>315547471
Top kek!
>>315551992
It's fucking JackFrags, that guy is the number one marketing shill for DICE along with fuckers like Westie.
>>315549773
because they wanted you to have an authentic experience which means, don't watch the movies and just go to the locations and look at props and just cobble together a game. Listen to the fucking soldiers do they sound anything like storm troopers to you? Remeber the time luke had to run out into the middle of hoth to get his snow speeder token?
>>315552360
why does he diss the game so much then
>>315547471
>that fucking voice
>that PS1-tier lightning
>that hobbling grandpa midget animation
>that everything
Why would EA even release this footage?
>>315552228
Using movie clips would be more expensive than hiring voice actors?
Don't worry senpaitachi, the voice has already been fixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Sst_S6vHY
>>315547471
>dat shit voice acting
>doesn't even remark upon treason
>>315549794This looks fun
>>315552645
Possibly, I'm not sure what their SW license covers, it may literally cost more to have actual takouts from the movies.
>>315551768
I said the voice is an improvement over Battlefront 2 and while the animation is shit, it's a laugh. Stop taking everything so fucking seriously this is Star Wars, joke of the movie industry.
>>315551887
Sure the content is better in Battlefront 2 but the voice itself was so fucking bad.
>>315551894
>implying you're not the shill trying to deflect attention onto me so you can keep posting with zero suspicions
You won't fool me EA
that both looks and sounds like garbage
>>315550776
A SHIT LORD?
>>315552315
Why didn't Mace Windu just gangbang him with the 4 other Jedi and instantly kill him so he didn't have time for Sheev shenanigans?
>>315553026
Because literally everyone in the prequels aside from Sheev is an absolute retard. The jedi, the senate, the confederacy, they're all incompetent idiots.
>>315553026
He didn't use the high ground technique.
>>315552828
>I said the voice is an improvement over Battlefront 2
But it isn't.
The Kamino aliens are hot.
>>315553328
But it is.
>>315552174
That's his given name.
>>315548536
>prequel Sheev is based
>>315553429
A lot of aliens in Star Wars are hot.
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend Keked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>315553564
Pic not related?
>>315553564
That had better be Bariss giving her hot alien dicking
>>315553564
Still a shame she never got the Anakin D.
Padme was such a shit character, fuck.
>>315547471
>that voice
>those lines
>>315553564
The lekku heads are just humans with weird shit on their head. They don't count as real aliens.
>>315549794
Fucking hell, Boba Fett really is the coolest character of the entire franchise.
>>315550235
How do you think they learn them you shitfuck
>>315553564
I agree
One of my characters in TOR
>>315553614
Why has Sheev become such a big meme recently? Is it because of the BF3 hype?
>>315553780
>playing TOR
>>315553614
wait what
what was that about Mein Kamf
>>315553849
/tv/ spawned a ton of Star Wars maymays over the last ten months. It's only recently that they spilled over to /v/.
>>315553780
>I'm going to kill him
>Hello!
>>315549794
So he has the M16 from Cod4
>>315553849
/tv/ has always meme'd hard about the prequels.
The Emperor being called Sheev and his spin launched him into the Hall of Memes of /tv/, up there with Bane and CIA.
>>315553986
I should go.
>>315553849
Because he's a) ridiculous b) Sheev
>>315553867
Because it's actually a decent game right now. Many different stories with some really good ones(depending on class you go), good enough combat, looks and sounds fine, people on the server I am on are friendly and very nice. Can really customize your own apartments and houses you buy, galactic starfighter ship pvp.. and so on
It's definitely a better WoW/FFXIV to me right now
I invite you to give it a try, it's free. You can easily play through the starter planet and do the first solo flashpoint and see if you're interested in going on
>no sequel to Jedi Power Battles
>>315552576
Because by the time that video came out, most people were complaining about the beta and if he started shilling about how great the game was he would have been eaten alive.
>>315553986
To be fair the dialogue options are usually pretty good.
You have to keep in mind that she doesn't just say "hello" when you pick that.
>>315553750
How? He was a total jobber in the actual movies.
>>315554061
>The Emperor being called Sheev and his spin launched him into the Hall of Memes of /tv/, up there with Bane and CIA.
But that was like a decade ago.
Why did he just start becoming a meme now?
>>315554160
Literally the best star wars game
>>315554506
The ways of memes are full of wonder and mystery, my young apprentice.
>>315554160
>no sequel to Jedi Academy
>>315554506
I'm pretty sure the Sheev thing was a recent development, so that probably kickstarted it.
>>315554297
>Dialogue options are pretty good
>Payment in kisses
Come on now.I actually think TOR is a great single player experience that's worth dropping a sub fee on for a month and playing through a class story or two. But only for Star Wars fans and only if you sub.
>>315554901
Yeah his name being Sheev was revealed last year
>>315554128
>EA shills
>>315555018
The new expansion is really great. Up there with KOTOR (1).
>>315555227
What a compelling argument
>>315554128
1. Do you need o install origin?
2. Can you reasonably get through the main class stories without paying a dime?
>>315555349
>1. Do you need o install origin?
No.
>2. Can you reasonably get through the main class stories without paying a dime?
Yes, but it'll be a bit more MMOy than if you subbed.
>>315555349
no
yeah, since they buffed the xp you get for class story quests massively you can do that just fine
you might want to become at least preferred eventually but I guess it's doable completely f2p
Why is sheev doing a david hayter impersonation?
>>315555349
There's a roundabout way to download it without Origin, but it's possible. Also you need to make sure you don't use the awful streaming download by changing a file.
Yes, but it's true suffering with you being reminded of how much of a cash shop game it is every 5 seconds.
As I said, the game has pretty much no endgame and all the mutliplayer content is mediocre at best, but if you love some Star Wars I'd say just sub once and play as much as you can. Most of the stories start of great and then become ass past act 1, but a few like Sith Warrior, Jedi Knight and Imperial Agent are great the whole way through.
>>315553849
How recently are we talking? The book came out a year ago, and it seems recently people began to appreciate Mace Dindu's death scene for all the hilarity it's worth.
TOR has a really good and nice light RP community, pretty fun
It's just not the same without the lightsaber.
>>315550076
fuck off, slavs shit more culture than you learned in through your entire education
>>315556242
slavs are based because they're the only Europeans that remain unapologetic about their amazing culture, history and traditions
Hungary has been particularly based recently
>>315556242
The bait was there, took you long enough slavy-mcshit. Why do your run off? You are already wearing a track suit you fuck wit.
>>315552185
NOT YET
>>315556815
>pic
I don't think there's the slightest trace of homo sapiens sapiens in that man, holy shit.
Anyone Star Wars Galaxies here? Do we have SWG generals? I haven't seen one since I don't know.
>>315556945
You're right, there's only homo
>>315556981
Is the emulator finished? I thought it was stil buggy and missing content.
>>315556981
Of course.
Best MMO of all time.
I wish emu was the same. But it can never be. The mystic and magic is gone, the people are all-knowing vets
>>315548360
l-lewd
So im trying to do the mexico origin deal and I have a VPN set up but it always redirects to the english site. I deleted all cookies. What did i fuck up?
>>315558016
kek
>>315557149
I tried it a while back. I think it's better now, at least should be way better.
>>315557201
Yeah, I feel you. I had fun playing the emu a while back but it just missed that magic. It will never be the same again. Never like that feeling when you started playing.
>>315552828
Man, the lightsaber fights were so much better in the originals than the prequelsapart from the Obi-Wan/Vader fight. They actually choreographed them so you could tell what the fuck is going on, whereas all the prequel fights were just
>There is a good guy (or multiple good guys) and a bad guy
>They are both trying to kill each other
>Eventually, one of them wins
>The end
It's amazing how much less they managed to do with far better choreography.
>>315549252
He had this one hilarious delivery in the first TFU where he rammed an entire sentence into sounding like one word.
>>315557201
as a newbie, is it worth playing?
>>315559061
>You will give me the names of your allies...
>Andthenyouwilldie.
>>315547747
The Spinning Palpatine move was in the fucking LEGO game, you fuckers didn't do shit.
Anyone else pissed that they always try to portray the Empire as the unquestionably evil bad guys in the movies? When often times they're actually better than the Republic in many regards.
>>315558624
Even if the Obi-wan/Vader fight looks rather bad, probaly because of the editing just to make it more fast paced, it's still more interesting emotionally and in context than most prequel fights, the wise wizard fights against the bad guy that killed the protagonist's father, there's a lot at stake here, unlike the prequels which is just
>3 guys fight because Sith are evil, ooooo
>3 guys fight because....? Oh, Anakin lost a hand.
>3 guys fight again and....? Oh, Anakin just murdered him
Only the final Anakin/ObiWan part has something going on, same for the Yoda/Sheev fight, but it's still waaaay too long
>>315549252
>all that work as a character he's clearly bad at
>>315559457
yeah. I always liked the idea that jedi/sith was a yin/yang sort of thing with dispassion/passion but I guess that wouldn't work for the kids
So he just wobbles around the battlefield and then does gravity defying tricks?
>>315555026
How do you even pronounce that? like ShEVE?
I was hoping his lightning would be at least comparable to Destinys Stormcaller.
I mean, for all intents and purposes, isnt Palpatine like the father of lightning hands?
>>315560057
Like sleeve but with sh
>>315552174
Lucas likes giving new names to things whenever he feels like it. He renamed the planet Korriban to Moraband because he thought it sounded better, even though the planet had been used in multiple games and other media prior to his sudden change.
>>315560224
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a few older examples but he was easily one of the first major ones and most well known.
>>315560224
>for all intents and purposes
it's "intensive purposes"
>>315553986
It's part of the Sith storyline, pretty much all the answers are completely bipolar. Either you're super nice, snarky, or you just kill whoever you're talking to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAXwkeguSHE
>>315548821
Total War
>>315553564
sauce?
>>315560507
It is said both ways there guy
http://grammarist.com/eggcorns/for-all-intensive-purposes/
>>315553715
She may be a shit character but fuck she is hot.
>RRROUHGHGHAHAHAHAAAAAAAARRRHGGHH
What did he mean by this?
>>315559587
my sides
>>315561292
It's treason
>>315559587
>pic
How did Anakin fall for the oldest trick in the book?
>>315561683
He's a little dumb
>>315550704
its cute how hes just carrying a red lightsaber
>>315559519
>Only the final Anakin/ObiWan part has something going on
I'm not really talking in the establishment of the fight, I'm talking about how the action itself played out. If you show someone the clips from each of the movies without any context whatsoever and with all dialogue removed, you would barely get anything out of the prequel fights compared to the originals.
>A new hope: couple of guys exchange a couple of fairly tame blows, the guy with the blue lightsaber gives up for some reason
Not much, but it's something I guess.
>Empire: Vader is obviously just toying with Luke and is far more capable in the art of fucking up another dude with a lightsaber. The fight is pretty one sided but Luke persists anyway. He is defeated, but throws himself to his death to avoid capture.
Much better. Tells a lot just through the way two characters are fighting.
>RoTJ: Vader is baiting Luke, who evidently does not want to fight. Eventually, Luke fucking snaps and goes apeshit on his father, managing to win the battle. Despite this, he still refuses to kill Vader.
Again, the way the characters (mostly Luke) fight tells a lot of what's going on. Without context, you can easily understand it. With context, it's an extremely powerful moment, and the climax of Luke's emotional journey.
In the prequel trilogy, the dynamic is always opponents trying to kill the opposition. And frankly, that's just boring. For evenly matched opponents, it would probably be more exciting if they just sat down and played Russian Roulette, which would at least have some tension to it. As it is, all the fights are just people cross lightsabers for a few minutes until one of them randomly wins or one of them runs away. And frankly, that's just boring.
>>315561291
>that lightning work
Holy fucking shit it's so bad
>>315553564
gonna need some sauce, bro
WHEN'S THE NEXT FUCKIN PLINKETT VIDEO
>>315561291
>all that green screen spilling out on Padme's outline
Fuck, watching the prequels in HD is so fucking hilarious, there's this one scene where Yoda talks, and there's literally a hole in his head that keeps blinking
>>315550985
Jesus, this was unfunny.
>>315562120
It almost seems like it would have been easier to just build a metal platform in a desert somewhere and shoot her running onto it with a couple of dudes in plastic costume following her. Plus it would look more realistic and you wouldn't even need to bother lighting it, because the sun does that for you!
I'm honestly perplexed about the amount of CG George likes to use. It just makes the films look terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY
NOT YET
O
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>>315562361
>>315562120
>Noticing anything other than Hershlags bouncing titties
Fags please leave
>>315549794
flamethrower doesn't even light him on fire, BAKA.
>>315562830it's the first thing I noticed
I didn't say it outloud because it's not polite
fucking sheevposting is the stupidiest crap since baneposting
why cant you fuck stay on your containment board
>>315563078
You're not saying it outloud, you're typing.
This is one of the only places where you can talk in great detail about glorious Hershlag without being looked at like a freak, don't restrict yourself
>>315561291
Wow that's disappointing. She looked a lot better when I was a teenager. That outfit, slashed midriff included, would look infinitely hotter on someone with a better body. 2/10 wouldn't bang.
>>315563356
>Hershlag
i thought her name was Natalie Portman
>>315563226
GET
>>315562112
The fight shows more than that, because its still fairly obvious that Luke would never beat his father in a lightsaber duel. We see Luke both succumbing temporarily to the dark side and also Anakin having second thoughts and hesitating constantly.
Remember Anakin is no jok, the legit greatest lightsaber master in the galaxy at this point(Palp never needed to be great at it, his power is strong enough). Luke is just a kid who picked up a glow stick and swung it around a few times.
Both Luke losing and winning the fight are entirely dependent on Vader and his conditions.
First wanting to test and goad his son, and then in not wanting to kill him and save him.
>mfw everything is proceeding as I have foreseen
>>315563226
THIS
>>315563226
So it's treason, then?
>>315563226
HOT
So was there ever a "Good" Sith Lord. I'm talking a guy who uses the Dark Side of the Force to actually help people instead of just wanton murder for shits and giggles while acting pure evil? We're not talking about games here either since Kyle Katarn can use both light and dark side if he wants, and I believe in KOTOR you could do the same.
>>315563226
I AM THE CONTAINMENT BOARD
This thread is just an absolute delight
>>315563785
Some Jedi have learned and practiced force powers that are considered Dark in nature. From what I remember Grey Jedi take teachings of both the light and dark side of the force. With the new EU in place there has never been a Sith Lord with good intentions other then the bit of Anakin wanting to save padme by embracing the dark side of the force to save her.
>>315563785
There is an entire sect who believes the force is just that, a force. There is no dark or good side and both are tools to be used, not dogmas to serve.
As far as actual Sith Lords?
Yes and No. "good" is super subjective. There were sith lords who worked for the betterment of their culture and empire(remember the sith was an empire). Most evil sith lords were not like mad cackling evil. They were just direct opposites of the "good guys" in means and action.
>>315563537
Jews have an advantage but sometimes change their names to be slightly less Jewie so goys are more trusting of them.
>>315564372
>Yes and No. "good" is super subjective
From a certain point of view
>>315553026
They were trying to arrest him. If they killed the Chancellor the senate would go nuts.
>>315558624
I think the choreography could still be better in the original series, it just looks a little amateur and clumsy. Though some of that clumsiness might be due to the fact Mark Hammil is lifting a huge fucking lightbulb and not a small CGI accessory like in the prequels.
The original series fights were like an old Kurosawa samurai fight. The prequels takes it's inspiration from anime.
>>315563226
Autism is a fucking sin, anon.
Sheevposting is the best thing since 2013-14 Baneposting.
>>315558624
Daily reminder that the Obi-Wan Vader fight wasn't supposed to be charged combat between two fighters trying to kill or be killed, but actually had context and was tentative for a reason
>>315548556
I thought this was already confirmed with them including that /v/ dinosaur meme for 3
>>315547819
>>315548905
Holy shit, he actually does.
>>315547471
CAN'T BEREAVE THE SHEEV
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>>315563913
What did he mean by this?
>>315565152
They didn't even fight. It was just a conversation.
EAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH
will this be the best looking game in the last few years? maybe only ass creed unity looks better
game looks tight as fuck
>>315547471
>no AUAUURURARGGH
>>315564809
>certain point of view
>>315565162
>the little dinosaur toy is the only /v/-related thing in BF3
>not that /v/ was mentioned by name and stereotype
>>315565476
Someone get this shillposter outta here
>>315565507
I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Sst_S6vHY
>>315565476
It's too sterile. The textures and lighting look weird.
>>315552185
Uh... you dont get to bring Jedi.
>>315561986
From his point of view, the Jedi are dumb.
/v/ has disappointed me numerous times before, but not as much as in the present with the shameless and visceral attack on Star Wars Battlefront. Why on earth need a bunch of alienated, nihlistic young adults with social maladjustment spend their short, numbered days attacking a video game that fails to live up to their arbitrary standards? Good or not, the ideal game /v/ imagines is unattainable. These people spend their time bemoaning the lack of polish and features to a game that nonetheless be accepted and enjoyed by the vast majority, and push for features that will only be found in their imaginary ideal game. Most of the hairs split by these posters are indeed confined to the realm of fantasy. They see themselves as the arbiter of taste in the medium yet have no experience or qualifications in creating content to justify their insatiable thirst for perfection. Their very bodies tremble at the thought that normal people such as you or I may find fun in something they deem to be so disingenuous and flawed in its nature. What you or I see in good, valuable content to them appears twisted and distorted. Ultimately the posters who so viciously attack games made by passionate people in the industry are channeling their own frustrations at never being given the chance to create the game that lives up to their impossible standards. This, and this alone, is the true reason that /v/ has continued to be a source of insecure, disagreeable young 'gamers', a term I use loosely for these people, in their hatred, have lost the true spirit of what it means to be a gamer in the end....
>>315565152
People keep forgetting about the fact that Obi-Wan literally turned into force spirit molecules or whatever when Vader hit him. Even Vader was surprised.
>>315565949
He was just ascending to the highest ground.
>>315565779
>You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join with them!
What did he mean by this?
>>315547471
Runs like a penguin top kek
>>315566013
he was teaching luke from a higher ground of existence
>>315565783
*bro fist*
True gamers stand by Dice
Every game they made has been gold
>>315566101
That he had the moral high ground. The highest ground available. The Sith couldn't spin enough lies to change his point of view.
>>315565783
too bad most of the features these "insecure" gaymers wanted weren't even impossible feats of technical genius to begin with
No server browser is proof that EA just wants you to buy the next game.
>>315547471
The enemy doesnt even TRY to aim at Sheev
The fucking EMPEROR just runs in the middle of a god damn battlefield. What's stopping one fucking rebel scum to jost shoot his ass while he's doing his trademark Treason Spin (tm) ?
>>315566101
This is a goog point. Didn't the jedi believe the sith were all gone?
>>315566553
The prequels aren't canon.
>>315554128
>it's actually a decent game right now. Many different stories with some really good ones(depending on class you go), good enough combat, looks and sounds fine
>>315566430
You underestimate the power of that trick. It puts Sheev at a tactical advantage, as not only does he employ spinning but he moves to gain (albeit only slightly) higher ground.
It's not that they aren't trying to aim at Sheev, it's that they CAN'T aim at Sheev.
>>315566673
If you got an argument that isn't a reaction image, I'd like to hear it. But you probably don't.
This is why I don't like arguing with you children on /v/.
>>315555878
Too bad the actual mechanics are actual shit. Enjoy your Cartel coins.
>>315547471
The voices in this game are pretty terrible. Did they even use professionals, or is it just the devs dicking around doing their best Star Wars impressions?
>>315547471
>he doesn't go aargahgdeh
ONE JOB
>>315566430
Sith mind trick bae :^)
>>315549558
Wait a minute... that's a clone trooper.
>>315564946
>>315565779
And from Obi-Wan's view Darth Vader killed Anakin.
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFz8W7fYMy4
>>315566338
but I thought that spinning was the ultimate Sith trick?
>>315567212
Nope. They're Stormtroopers with a paint job.
>>315567058
jesus fucking christ
could lucas not have put real pillars and carpets on a set? They definitely had the space to make a set of roughly the same size in this pic and it would look infinitely better.
why the fuck was lucas so obsessed with cgi?
>>315567212
>>315567395
Shock Troopers with a paint job can mean only one thing...
>>315566643
Too bad Disney confirmed they're canon, try harder nigger.
>>315567058
That can't be real.
I don't recall the movies looking THAT bad.
>>315547471
What's a sheev roll?
>>315567384
Spinning IS a powerful trick, but it can't compare to the ancient Jedi power of the Hi-Grund.
>>315567534
About three fiddy.
>>315552045
MC from Until Dawn.
Why aren't we getting prequel levels?
prequels have droids, they can use the same models for troopers with a helmet change, more planets, and more heroesOh wait I forgot hating anything before IV is the cool thing and it would take work to put in more levels and factions
LIKE POTTERY
>>315547471
I smell a forced meme
>shit threads about sheev on /v/ for the past week
>muh spin move
>suddenly an official video that only lasts 15 seconds shows up muh epic twirl
Sweet meme EA, too bad your game sucks and everyone's already bored of it.
>>315558016
That's amazing.
![Star.Wars.Episode.IV.A.New.Hope.1977.1080p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous.mp4_snapshot_01.49.42_[2015.11.06_08.57.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gKQKqWA.jpg "Star.Wars.Episode.IV.A.New.Hope.1977.1080p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous.mp4 snapshot 01.49.42 [2015.11.06 08.57.54]")
>>315567058
I never used to notice flaws in CG when I was a kid, but I can't help but notice them when watching movies these days.
Props will always be superior to me. The death star part in a new hope is still my favorite part to this day.
>>315547693
Doesn't bother me as much as Jango Fett voicing Boba Fett
>>315567707
The cool AND correct opinion.
>>315567720
>>315567559
/r/'ing that mspaint picture that shows that Obiwan still had the highground when fighting Darth Maul
>>315567830
>why does a clone sound like the original?
If only Anakin had mastered the art of the Force Spin and getting the high ground he would have never died.
>>315567058
Why does this look like something from a PS1 FMV?
>>315567951
What the fuck is even doing here?
Just looks like he's scribbling on a storyboard.
>>315567951
sauce?
>>315567720
>>315567951
Damn, these people don't look like they are happy working with him.
>>315568125
I think yellow indicates CG, purple indicates real.
>>315567951
>Metal Gear Solid V development process.webm
>>315567951
I love how everyone around George is floored by his poetry jam.
>>315568125
Literally poetry in action senpai desu.
>people in this thread don't like it
>people on v don't like memes
Holy shit why even go
V is confirmed for the worst board holy fuck, bunch of shitty square fucks with sticks so far up their asses they can't enjoy the only good things to come out of 4chan
>>315567440
He was lazy. Someone post that .webm where he says he wants to use a CGI Dooku for the yoda fight so he could just sit in one place and film.
>>315568231
And yet, you're still here.
>>315558624
>original lightsaber fights were better than prequals
>how to recognize a bandwagoning idiot
>>315568297
Hi, I'm part of Disney's legal team. Can you please take that picture down? It's no longer part of canon.
>>315567778
Sheevposting is a /tv/ meme. It's been around for ages.
I've never known /tv/ to force a meme, you might be on to something anon. Could EA be behind this????
>>315568323
But they were. At least, the ones in Empire and Jedi. Vader vs Obi Wan was boring.
>>315568297
>Someone post that .webm where he says he wants to use a CGI Dooku for the yoda fight so he could just sit in one place and film.
>>315567720
>>315567951
That face at 0:19 always gets me.
>>315559363
It was actually in the fucking movie to begin with, hence the ridicule. fucking fag
>>315547471
>implying the new Star Wars isn't literally going to be a baby movie like Phantom Menace was, perhaps even dumber.
>all merchandizing has been exclusively baby shit for the past year
>>315567720
>yoda is a master of the force
>yoda is shown spinning
poetry
>>315568543
He looks like he's thinking "What the fuck did I get myself into?".
>>315568323
>Liking anime spin fights
>Not liking slow, samurai-esque battles
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father choked your mother within an inch of her life? He was a good friend.
>>315552045
Hayden Panettiere
>>315568319
>can only have one tab open
>can only browse one board
Kek
>>315568543
>this guy is an absolute madman
>>315568754
Luke, did I ever tell you when your father tried spinning? That was a good trick.
>>315547471
pre-ordered for the sheev spin
What do you guys think was the worst Star Wars prequel? For me it's definitely Attack of the Clones . I remember watching it on TV when I was younger, and it just dragged on and on with weird space politics and "I DON'T LIKE SAND!".
>>315548536
But that's the TFA Sheev...
>>315568162
>your job is literally FX
>Fatass comes in and does >>315567720
>basically all your hard work is going to be done by some flunky with shit 3D skills while you sit on the side lines making 0 money
nah they're happy CG was brought in I mean fuck working right?
>>315567991
Don't know about Maul, but I got this one.
>>315568754
Luke, did I ever tell you about how your father is a backstabbing traitor who almost committed genocide against my religious order, even though we saved him from a lifetime of slavery to a flying blue alien?
>>315568931
Episode 1
I fucking hate kids in action movies
I fucking hate Jar Jar
Darth Maul was a shitty villain.
>>315568910
Your father hated sand. So I took you to the sandiest place in the galaxy.
>>315569069
>see the movie for the first time
>have zero fucking clue where that grievous character came from
>>315568910
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father killed like 20 kids?
He was a good man.
>>315569201
That logic is fucking sound.
>>315569176
>Darth Maul was a shitty villain
Fuck you he was great.
>>315568754
>>315568910
from a certain point of view obi didn't lie
>they were good friends in the clone wars
the movies not so much because lel pacing gotta rush to make Ani evil
>spinning helped him fly around the enemies
he really was a "good" pilot
>>315569212
None of the characters in the prequels mattered.
>>315566850
>If you got an argument that isn't a reaction image, I'd like to hear it.
No you don't. Why lie? You just want to feel superior while shilling for a fuckawful game on /v/. If you have an argument that's not just lying about the game....well you probably don't.
Because it's actually an awful game right now. Almost all the stories, save for the Imperial Agent are outright garbage (depending on class you go), laughably bad combat, looks and sounds terrible especially for a modern MMO, people still left playing it are BR F2P shitters and deluded Star Wars fans who can't let go and settle for, PVP is a complete joke, and so on
It's definitely a worse game than FFXIV/Wow for anyone with a brain still playing theme park most.
You actually do like arguing with 'children' on /v/, because you're are a juvenile shitstain clinging onto another terrible MMO. Go ahead and reply to this with another weak attempt at a one up to protect your bruised ego and keep defending a shit tier Star Wars game
It's Sheevson then.
>>315569229
From Obiwan's perspective Anakin didn't do those things. He was already Vader he killed the babylings.
>>315569432
I hadn't seen the original trilogy until after III and holy shit that twist blew my mind. I have no idea how I never guessed.
People don't realize all 6 of the movies are equally shit with the exception of 2 being the worst by far. Older star wars fans just think they're surperior for liking an older just as shitty movie.
>>315553704
Neither of those aliens are male.
>>315569367
Obiwan did actually have the high ground during the final attack because he jumped over Maul.
>>315569459
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW ANAKIN WAS EVIL
>>315569212
>tfw Grevious was way more badass in the cartoon show he first appeared in than his big film appearance
If you haven't already, watch the 2003 Clone Wars show. It's actually a better Star Wars prequel than the actual films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk9lPotcW4
>>315569432
those buildings in the background look good compared to the rest of prequel cgi, are they actually models?
>>315549794
>TERMUERA FUCKING MORRSION
IT'S BEEN SO LONG!! This game still looks like steaming shit, but I'm so happy he's back.
>>315569636
FROM MY CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW THE HIGH GROUND WAS EVILbut he was a good friend.
>>315569294
He had a cool design.
But his role in the story was so minimal, the blue jew alien would make a better villain.
>>315567821
>Special Edition blu ray
>not the glorious despecialized edition
be pure, be vanilla
>>315569201
Luke, did I ever tell you how I used this lightsaber to hack off your fathers' limbs and leave him smoldering next to a river of lava? Weapons for a more civilized age.
>>315569212
>people actually went into the movie without seeing the Clone Wars series
For what purpose? Did you think you were too mature for cartoons?
>>315569723
That might be an actual skyline or several skylines blended together.
>>315569367
thank you anon
>>315569069
and you too
I am now an expert in high ground maneuvers.
>>315569723
I'm pretty sure that rectangle building actually exists, it could all very well be a bunch of buildings pasted together
>>315569176
>I fucking hate kids in action movies
As out of place kid Anakin was in a Star Wars movie, Attack of the Clones Anakin is such a whiny twat I can't stand him.
>>315547471
AROOOOUGHGH
>>315547471
>that voice
However, Sam Witwer is an excellent Darth Maul.
>>315566553
>Only things showing up on image searches are Russian Tumblr walls that don't show the image in 500 posts and the left side is cut off.
Save me man, please.
>>315569579
Never was a big star wars fan as a kid. Recently they brought the whole sextupleogy, I didn't even bother with the first three because I remembered them to be completely boring the whole time.
4-6 I tried to watch because nostalgia, but holy shit they're so god damn bad.
>>315570117
Can /tv/ ever not go full retard with their memes?
>>315570065
I still find him more bearable than Boba and the Jedi Temple kids
>>315568931
Attack of the Clones was when I came to terms about how shit it all was, even the big showstopping lightsaber fights.
>>315569459
From my point of view the younglings were evil.
>>315553564
>cant find source
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>315570065
It should have been just Obiwan and teen/adult Anakin from the start. And also actually planned out the entire arc from the start instead of Lucas just using the first draft of whatever nonsense came out of his fat delusional head.
>>315570065
And people say Hayden Christensen was a bad actor. He fucking played his part perfectly
>>315570394
>from the start instead of Lucas just using the first draft of whatever nonsense came out of his fat delusional head.
Did he actually use the first draft for the prequel film scripts?
>>315570117
So wait, what was Maul's Power then?
I imagine it was something to do with being able to take the high ground over death itself, since he keeps coming back in the animated series and comics.
>>315570645
Did he have robot legs in the cartoon? How did they explain that he was sliced in half above the waist?
Is this game Originals only? What a crock of shit. I wanna be Grievous!
>>315567471
DELTA SQUAD!!!!!
>>315570770
You're absolutely right, robot legs
>>315553564
source please
>>315570394
>fat delusional head
Now come on, that's just uncalled for. Did Lucas kill your dog or some shit.
>>315570645
Wow those horns look like shit up close. They didn't even try to hide that they were glued on.
>>315569686
>that empire theme when they are loading up the storm troopers
fantastic
>>315569579
The Original Trilogy runs a lot deeper than most people make it out to be, the action, the spectacle, the alien designs is all secondary to the theme of maturity, spiritualism and redemption, Star Wars is a fairy tale in space, the simplicity of the story is what appealed to people back in the 70's, if you don't understand that then clearly you haven't watched enough movies in your lifetime and is literally comparing Star Wars to other films that are better because of reasons, especially those that came after
Then there's the reason of being contrarian for the sake of being one because you think you're too good to enjoy normalfag entertainment, I'm all for picking quality stuff, but there is a reason why some films are not as successful and get a small niche fanbase compared to Star Wars, or while I'm at it, films like Terminator 2, Titanic, Avatar, Lord of the Rings, 90's Disney shit
>>315568407
Only if youget the cast member that plays ariel to suck my dick.
New Rogue Squadron when?
>>315570578
No, he just brought some elements, in fact, I distinctly remember Mace Windu being a character that was supposed to appear in the first film, and Utapau being the place where old man General Luke Starkiller meets Green Alien Han Solo With a Robot Helmet
>>315567951
What is the blue highlighter for?
>>315547471
That was a pretty anemic VA
>>315570269
>/tv/
/tg/ came up with this bit.
>in the storyboard for the first film, the gun fight at Tantive IV is much bloodier, with one of the storyboards explicitly describing one scene as one of the stormtroppers falling onto a pool of their own blood, and when Darth Vader is introduced, instead of choking Captain Antilles and slamming him against a wall, he rips his arm off and beats the shit out of him with it
>>315571301
Butt stuff
So what do you guys think of the new movie?
>>315568407
>>315571201
Uhh, can I make a suggestion?Fantasia 3?
Please no dumb protagonists this time, please
>>315571501
I'm not going to watch it. Fuck JJ Lensflairs and coalburners.
>>315571075
>tfw those few parts you liked in the prequels are all negated by the overall terrible pacing and dialogue.
I think I'll just stick to the comics and cartoons. The world building and lore that i loved is already there and i don't have to be called a prequel shitter
Why does Sheev sound like The Thing when he spins?
>>315571501
garbage
>>315571501
I'll watch with the senpai, dressed as Darth Vader and dancing for whoever is going to film it and post it on Facebook
Heck, maybe I'll end up at the next Star Wars Documentary, or an internet meme
>>315553849
its an offshoot/continuation of baneposting
>>315571501
I've seen Abrams Star Trek movies, I was not impressed with how he does Sci-Fi.
But I think it could still be better than the prequels.
>>315571782
>I'll watch with the senpai
Are you hoping he'll notice you?
>>315570881
He gets newer legs by time the Mandalore arc rolls around.
>>315571217
>build not one, but two moon-sized battlestations
>proper starfighters are way too expensive for our budget!
Who writes this shit?
>>315567516
Rewatch the prequels. The CGI is blatantly obvious and is painful to see, I don't know how I missed it when they came out. The only decent CGI was the Clones vs Battle Droids and I guess the Gungans vs Battle Droids as well.
>>315547471
>sith is an anagram of shit
>darth icky
>jar jar binks
>sheev
I loved Star Wars growing up. Jedi Academy, Outcast, KOTOR 1 and 2, Rogue Squadron, battlefront, etc... But I can see now it's overrated and exploited by lazy Jews
>>315572016
Anyone who wants. That was the problem with the EU.
>>315571895
I liked the 2009 one, to an extent, but then I barely remember it, Into Darkness was really dumb, but I watched it on IMAX, so I guess I liked the seizure-inducing action scenes.
As movies? If Force Awakens is anything like those films, and while I'm at it, being live-action Disney films that have writing on the same level of those Cinderella and Malificent films, then forget it, it's gonna be pure shit.
>>315571913
Yes, it's why I'm learning to dance
>>315570117
Master work
This is like one of those videos about Flat Earth or the Holographic Moon.
>>315571501
It might be okay.
I also kinda like the look of the First Order Stormtroopers.
>>315553564
You want to give us the sauce.
>>315570778
dlcs. Its EA after all
>want india or thai food
>don't want to drive for it
>or pay for it
>shitty mac n cheese it is then
Suffering.
>>315553159
Anyone here have the high ground image?
>>315572323
i absolutely despise the toy look of the blasters and the back of the armor.
>>315567720
God, this webm just reveals so much. George Lucas isn't a hack. Okay, scratch that. He's a complete hack. But not because he's gotten any worse at writing or directing. He's gotten LAZY is what's happened. You can just fucking HEAR the bastard kvetching about doing even minor, essential camerawork in this clip, with or without sound, as if it's the hardest job in the whole fucking world. He could have made good prequel films. But he didn't, cause he was lazy, and he thought it'd be easier to just do everything with computers. And it was, and the films were shit, and now he's lost his franchise. Good show George.
>>315549794
At-least boba fett actually works with this game.
>>315573356
this is the only correct answer as to why these films were shit.
>>315570105
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/SkyriderPlus/1
>>315547471
what is that lightning? :(
>>315569557
how are you that retarded?
>>315547471
PREORDERED
FUCK YES
>>315547471
is that a food?
>>315569686
Grievous was a fucking terror in the Clone Wars series
>>315571217
Where can I get the rest of these?
>>315572323
I'd like this so much more it it wasn't so fucking smooth. It looks like a toy. I mean, that picture is actually a toy, but it took me a second to realize it because the actual costumes look like CGI.
>>315573620
I honestly thought the filename was just some kind of joke name, you're wonderful.
>>315568669
Reminder that Rashomon had the best sword fight ever filmed
Or at least the most realistic one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opj6f-XpxGM
>>315547471
I can't beilieve i've gotten so low that a /tv/ meme is making me want to preorder a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALOUsXUK1yM
>Heroes vs Villains only has 1 of each hero on each team at a time with everyone else playing as regular mooks
How do you fuck up this bad?
>>315574264
Don't think realistic is quite the word you're looking for.
>>315562562
>filming on location
>the prequels
Fucking pick one.
If they had to go all the way out to an actual location then George couldn't sit on his ass in a studio where one of his aides can run next door to Starbucks for more coffee.
>>315547471
>Sheevposting on /v/ because of SW BF
>start watching the prequels again for Sheev
Fuck you guys.
>>315573356
The prequels really should have been its own thing, with the end being relatively vague as to the whole ''Anakin is Darth Vader'' thing, so people that watch it all in sequence, 1 thru 6, still feel surprised like a fish out of water when entering A New Hope, being surprised at the reveal of Empire and have that tight 'lock' at the end of Jedi.
>>315574008
No idea.
>>315574482
Probably not, but the piss-scared expressions and body language are probably closer to how normal people would act in such a situation.
Either way, the movie's fucking great, and comparing it to other Kurosawa films you can see what a godlike actor Toshiro Mifune was.
>>315574402
>>Heroes vs Villains only has 1 of each hero on each team at a time with everyone else playing as regular mooks
So it's the normal, default mode?
>>315574264
Wrong
this is the best swordfight ever filmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSS37bL8zgE
>>315574523
You're right, but let me tell you this: Watch The Phantom Menace, it's actually filmed on location, there's miniatures, there's animatronics, compared to the other prequels it's the only one that looks like a movie
>>315569360
This. Sadly whenever you do a prequel you never really have much emotion on the characters. You know is going to happen to the ones that were in the original and the ones where weren't aren't impotent.
Haws there ever been a good prequel of anything ever?
>>315574995
The new Planet of the Apes movies?
>>315573356
>and now he's lost his franchise
He sold it for 4 billion dollars. Obviously he didn't get all of that but a good amount.
>>315574402
Well from the video it appears to be 3 vs 3, but that's still shit. Whole team needs to be heroes, at max pop cap, for that shit to be as good as the wild nonsense that was BF2's hero mode.
>>315574918
Point certainly taken, especially when it comes to the fight scenes. And it does have a lot less of those shitty "walk down a hallway, pause and turn in front of a window" scenes than the other two.
>>315574995
Human Revolution.
>>315574724
God, Mifune was a really handsome man. Why can't japs look like that nowadays?
>>315574995
The only good prequels are ones that don't have any characters from the originals in them, at least not as major roles anyway, for the exact reason you mentioned.
>>315575168
DEHR was good because everything else is shit. It still pales compared to the original.
>>315575157
>>315574790
No, remember bots aren't a thing in multiplayer. Its deathmatch with 3 players on each team as VIPs who must be kept alive to win.
>>315548360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>315575274
Does someone need to post the "Japan then and now" image?
>>315575274
Doesn't Japan not encourage these kind of people? Don't they think that built men with beards are more faggy than those skinny dweebs?
>>315575401
Didn't the lead singer go trans and look like more of an abomination that even the average tranny
>>315554506
Nostalgia
>>315574831
That was pretty good.
>>315571092
>an idiot tries to be smart
I love the movies. Im just saying they are all equally shitty movies. If you sit back unbiased and just watch them as movies they are all really bad. The only exception again is 2 which is somehow terrible.
>>315567992
Wasn't boba jangos son?
>>315567058
what n64 game is this?
>>315575871
He was an unaged clone that Jango thought of as a son.
>>315567707
To be quite honest my family,
The prequels have far more venues to fight in as well while star wars for the most part focussed on one major fight per film, and I think make a better video game because of it despite it being far less quality for film.
>>315575972
Looks more like those Sega CD FMV games
>>315575859
>If you sit back unbiased and just watch them as movies they are all really bad
Again, wrong. Even if you have an unbiased vision you'll notice a distinct difference between the original trilogy and the prequels, you don't just deny the core element of a film, which is Theming and call all films equally shitty, and I just noticed that you really have no other argument other than you said so, in fact, I'm pretty sure Star Wars is the only film from the 1970's you've watched
>>315575981
Thanks, I haven't seen clone wars since I was too young to actually care about the plot of the star wars prequels
Do. Clones hyper age in star wars? If so, did boba?
>>315553780
I want to use those things on her head as handlebars for face fucking.
>>315573356
Like Third Reich Mike points out, Lucas lost that fire in his belly a long time ago. When he was making the prequels he had been resting on his laurels for 15 fucking years. He didn't want to go out and shoot on location in the desert or spend time building big impressive sets. He wanted to sit there in a chair with his latte and tell his underlings to do all the work for him. If he wanted to do that, he should have been executive producer and handed off directing to someone else.
>>315575369
I know that, which is bullshit. Should be 32v32 heroes madness throwdown instead of 6 dudes as heroes with everyone else playing generic troopers.
>>315576269
no, boba aged normally
he was unmodified or something
>>315575859
No, the original trilogy is like the matrix and the prequel trilogy are like reloaded and revolutions. Rather than focus on a cool story and theme, they make the story stupid beyond belief to better use there shitty CG and fight scenes
>>315559305
No.
>>315576269
>Clones hyper age in star wars?
The ones that were troopers.
>If so, did boba?
No.
Go to 4:20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dovd1clLJ4
>>315569686
That's because it had a decent director who knew how to construct a compelling action scene. Fuck, I wish Genndy Tartakovsky could get more funding to make a new action cartoon.
Also, the best part about Grievous in the cartoon? Fucking silent.
>>315576417
I still find hard to believe that the climax of this movie is a war between the people and some thugs
>>315553564
Sauce you cunt, Google doesn't give me jack shit
>>315550079
What's the original line? I haven't watched Star Wars in ages.
>>315554128
Shill me all the way, best class, best server, best alliance, best dungeon.
Sell me on this game and why I should play it over tera.. Please anon-kun
>>315576861
He didn't said it directly, he just treated Luke's Lightsaber as a toy
>>315571895
Honestly I think he was a poor fit for Star Trek. He managed to make some entertaining adventure films with the license, but Star Trek needs to be more cerebral.
That said, there's no better director to revive Star Wars. I'm hoping for at least an entertaining film. He's proven he can do high adventure with a soft sci-fi veneer.
Also, I think RLM's predictions are pretty spot-on. Finn will have no fucking clue how to use a lightsaber, Luke's lightsaber will be some sort of macguffin, Kylo Ren will have some familial connection to Leia or Han, Rey will have some familial connection to Luke, Luke will be the new Obi-Wan and possibly die in the second or third act, ice planet is the camouflage for the new new Death Star, etc.
In the new movie Kylo Ren will defeat Luke in a lightsaber duel that consists entirely of spinning through the air to higher ground
>>315572273
thread is garbo and the mods are asleep
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>>315547471
>all these bitches acting like their spins are hot shit
>>315577651
I find it weird how they never talk about how the hell did they recover Luke's lightsaber, which is actually Anakin's lightsaber that Obi-Wan gave to him, and that he lost once Vader sliced his hand off and fell deep into the mists of Bespin
>>315564372
That's wrong. The dark side of the force corrupts those who use it.
>>315578592
I'm pretty sure the one that Obi-Wan gave to Luke was Anakins old one before he turned to the dark side. I'm pretty sure Anakin started off with a green one, then later had a blue one (which he had when he turned)
I like that Coors Light cans are thinner and taller than standard 12oz cans. With a normal can I always end up rubbing my lip all over the coozie but having a taller can solves that problem.
>>315577651
>but Star Trek needs to be more cerebral.
See, I'm not sure that's true for the Star Trek films. For the various series yes, but I'm not sure it applies as well for films. The Wrath of Khan is a pretty simple revenge plot and is considered one of the better films. The Voyage Home is a wacky time travel adventure with an environmentalist/conservation message, and is also considered to be one of the better films. The worst films are the more exploration based films, like The Motion Picture and Final Frontier.
At the same time, I do agree that Abrams was a poor fit for Star Trek. He didn't exploit the setting as much as he could have, instead he just off-hand mentions a bunch of familiar-to-old-fans concepts and just did the same "villains wants revenge" plot twice in a row. With such a big universe to work with, you think he'd do something other than retread the Wrath of Khan twice.
>>315578780
No, if you watch carefully, Obi-Wan takes Anakin's blue lightsaber from Sith and hands it to Luke, who then loses it while fighting Vader for the first time, the Green lightsaber from Jedi is clearly different (more closer in shape to Obi-Wan's) than the one Luke had in Empire
How do I know that? Because these films for some reason have some really good continuity with the lightsabers.
>Vader mask's eye-holes are actually reversed so he sees everything upside down
>he chokes people into the air so they are higher than him, which due to his helmet makes it as if enemy's below him
>Vader tricks himself into having higher ground, you could say he spins the perspective around
>>315579428
Actually, Vader's robot legs make him taller than most normal people
Why do Sith insist on having apprentices? Their apprentices always kill them.
>>315560319
Korriban even sounds better what a dork.
>>315571834
It's better than baneposting.
>>315576254
This doesn't disprove both movies are shit. The stories being told are good the movies are still garbage.
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