Don't fuck a squid if it is also a kid
>>315538778
Why the fuck not?
>>315538778
>>315538915
>kid
>fucking a kid squid
>fucking a kid anything
THAT'S PEDOPHILIA YOU FUCKS
>>315538915
fucking kids is illegal you sicko
>>315538778
Anon, Inklings are fully developed mature squids
Did you even read the lore?
>>315540000
I would show her my recticle alright.
>>315538990
>>315539057
squids aren't human, therefore the our rules don't apply to this situation.
I can murder a squid right now and not a single fuck would be given by my fellow human friends
>>315540107
YOU'RE A PEDO
YOU'RE A SQUEDO
>>315538778
But they lose their appeal when they're not kids.
>>315538778
What if you were the same age
>>315540000
>315540000
faggot
>>315540405
Incorrect
>>315540527
Teens are still kids.
>>315540527
Callie's rape face is giving me a boner.
>>315540643
>>315539057
Source, please?
Won't somebody please think of the children?
>>315540757
no thanks I'm good
>>315540525
Everytime
>>315540946
I insist.Monstergirl is too broad a tag.
>>315540676
>Callie will never force you and Marie to have sex at gun point
Why live?
>>315538778
>Fucking a squid
Why would you do that?
>>315538778
listen bub it's in the game, I don't know what to tell you
>>315541109
>forced to fuck Marie
Just kill me now.Callie or bust.
>>315541109
>force
There is literally nothing wrong with putting a cock inside a squid.
>>315541079
it's in one of the paradise serie
don't remember which
>>315541447
Please do not bully the squidboys
post squidmoms
>>315541778
I only have this shitty picture for you
>>315541778
The world needs more squidmilfs.
Anyone got the pictures of police barging in the room with Anon/Inkling in bed together?
There were female and male versions.
>>315541852
>those hips and thighs
unf
>>315541948
>>315542015
Why would anyone want to fuck a squid when we have these sensual cephalopods?
>>315542492
why not both
>>315542568
>>315542568
Can't argue with that
>>315540000
>>315541419
>>315541432It's what gets them both off.
>>315542810
Callie seems more vanilla
>>315538778
Is this the sissy shota boypussy thread?
>>315541852
>>315538778
Id' fuck a kid if it's not a squid.
>>315543163
This can be the anything thread if you contribute.
>>315543240
>Anonymous claimed this post was a joke
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY OCTOLING UPDATE NINTENDO
>>315538990
So?
>>315540191
Well, I'd call you a dick but I guess your point still stands.
>>315543310
YOU'RE A CLAM
NOW YOU'RE A senpai
>>315543782
IT'S AWWRIGHT
>>315543770
Octolings destroy save files, so not just yet
>>315543853
That kid has shit taste.
>>315543310
Naisu desu ne.
Naisu desu ne.
Naisuuu desu neee.
>>315543980
>creaking bones
Is she a fucking skeleton in disguise?
The amount of sexualization this game got is fucking weird man.
>>315542986
Don't have a nice day.
>>315542568
>>315544082
Sorry Yasuna, according to Japan you don't exist anymore, so shoo.
>>315543980
Give me one reason not to make an encrypted volume and stuff it full of loli.
>>315544068
That leaves Callie just for you tho.and then I'm gonna kek you
>>315544068
>>315544101
that's the chair, dum dum
>>315544101we're all just skeletons with costumes on
>>315544101
Aren't we all?
>>315544242
it might take effort to do it?
>>315543853
Did the artist do more Splatoon shit? This is cute af.
>>315544275
>Spoiler
>>315544161
>cute curvy monster girls in tight wet clothes
Yeah who could have seen it coming
>>315544391
>>315540527
>tfw sudden urge to impregnate a squid
What did you do to me, /v/?
>>315543853
if he said callie she'd probably suck his dick
>all these asses
>all these MILFS
![central-and-peripheral-nervous-system-of-a-human-being[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uqivt0k.jpg "central-and-peripheral-nervous-system-of-a-human-being[1].jpg")
>>315544275
The truth is far more unsettling.We are all trapped inside skeletons.
>>315544494
One minute in the microweave is all you need.
>>315544583
have some boys to calm down
>>315544494
You didn't change
It is only your dick that has awoken
>>315544618
spooky.
>>315544618
Those googly eyes always make me lost it.
>Then I remember I have a pair just like those.
Noill's inkmilf tanning when?
>>315543310is that a reference from that pedo nigga from detroit?
>>315544698
>dem thighs
>>315544698
>see thumb
>oh boy here we go
>he doesn't actually have a tentacle inside the tank
Way to splat my hopes, anon.
>living in a world where a group of squids is not called squad
>>315542675
What does Woomy mean?
>>315544746
>That vulva
I know swollen vulva are a sign of sickness in real life, but my dick won't listen.
>>315544698
>>315545104
JUDD!
>>315545007
"screw me"
>>315544938
What ever are you talking about?
>>315545104
>image
jesus christ anon, are you trying to get this thread deleted?
where can I talk about this game without zoo pedophiles?
>>315545104
that's fucking sick dude
>>315545104
T-that's too lewd...
>>315545258
In the thumbnail I thought it looked like he had his dick on the gun's ink tank, kinda like a dick-in-a-box.
>>315545007
Its a squidmeme.
>>315545294
Can't flee the woomy
>>315544476
>maks
Triggered.
>>315545258
white paint
>>315545104
Squid is love, squid is life.
>>315545007
>I want to put my woomy in that Woomy's woomy.
It's not rocket science.
>>315545407
Ah alrighty then.
>>315545407
Maybe a kind drawfag could turn thatnow that you mention it really hotvision into a reality.
Why is Marie better than Callie in literally every way?
>>315543980
It's true little girl. It may not have been like that by nature but in these times where there is that hysteria about the big bad childsex, worse than genocide or murder or torture, people are getting the topic shoved in their faces with how evil it is constantly which has the exact opposite effect of making somehow curious, and if now a loli came up to a guy and acting obviously horny and more adult and dirty talking and all in all showing that she clearly knows what sex is and the she wants to try it, asking if he would like to ravage her he would maybe hesitate for fear it is a trap but inside he damn well would know he would love to. And those who costantly preach how disgusting it is would be the worst ones as they have the topic constantly on their minds.
>>315545104
Hnnngg
>>315544746
There really aren't enough dark squids in art
>>315545781
>Marie
>Better
>>315545781
Anon, it's time to wake up.
>>315545781
Says you.
>>315545781
Because Marie doesn't rape her own sister in a regular basis.
>>315546012
Not only worst but also deaf?Ten points for Callie.
>>315546012
yes, and?
>>315546329
did you mean to post the marie one?
>October
>octoling
>its November now
When did you give up hope?
>>315546447
I didn't even notice there were two versionsthis is embarrassing
>>315546329
That's best sister Callie, ya goof.
>>315546012
Am I missing something here? Why are the squid kids/idols are shown with guns a lot these days?
>>315546329
>>315546447
Can't we just agree they are both the best and that everyone will have a good time?
>>315546675If it gets you guys to post more tongues, sure.
>>315546329
>>315546447
Makes me hungry for squid.
Fuckin kayak captcha.
>>315546646no_
>>315546816
>Colored tongues
Aw yes
>>315546816
>saucenao
>no pixiv
Don't tell me that's from twitter.
>>315546651
someone extracted the models from the game and ported it over to Gmod
>>315547046
I'll never get this comic and never understand why it makes me laugh.
>>315546816
>kayak
Still better than street signs.
>>315547046
What is this reference?
fabulous butt
>>315545781
Because you have shit taste.
>>315546756
>>315547154
>>315547172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xsy3qhTO04
>>315547046
Then wheres all the porn anon?
>>315547046
>and ported it over to Gmod
no one uses gmod for videos anymore unless it's people who got famous that way
>>315547445
It's there anon, but only retarded fags like SFM porn.
>>315547335
The comic is much better.
>>315547632
If it turned into a squid themed Twin Peaks, maybe.
>still no swimsuit or playable octolings
so, splatoon is going to end soon?
>>315538778
Fuck a kid even if it's not a squid
>>315541109
Of course she won't, because she wants Marie all to herself
>>315547445
>Splatoon SFM died before anything good came out of it
>Boogie hasn't done anything with his Marie model
>can't get past S rank
Squidmoms should be canon
>>315548350
try harder anon
>>315547335
Thanks Anon.
But I like the comic better.
>>315548350
>Hit max Rank on the Kelp Dome update
>Never touch Ranked again
>They introduce S Rank but I've already learned to have fun in normals
Feels content man
Oh. Calamari. I get it now.
>>315548318
We are still waiting on the Midna one, no?
Or Vivian's flash.
Or...
>>315548454
I missed the Pirate Ninja Splatfest aftermath. Who won? Anyone got the squid sisters results and saltiness?
>>315545484
>I want to put my squid in that squid's squid.
What?
>>315548350
Stop whining, I'm stuck at B.Fucking useless Inkbrush
>waaah loli is bad
Normies get out
>>315548681
And the Tristana one, though I don't know what that one is
How do you feel about the purposeful dripping of on disc content? I think it's a necessary evil, it keeps people coming back to the online.
>>315548712
No has said that yet.
>>315548702
makes sense to me
>>315548705
Brush is a lot of fun until my finger falls off from brushing.
>>315547335
I dont understand this?
>>315548784
maybe you should do some research instead of believing everything you hear on the internet
>Callie Marie
So, which one isis the sadistand which is themasochist?
>>315548692
Ninjafags were salty as fuck because they won popularity by >70%
i need more of the squid sisters bullying squid boys
>>315548863
I love it and I can't go back to shooters but it feels like I'm crippling myself doing so, and I'm just not good enough to make up the difference with raw skill.
I wish they hadn't nerfed it so hard. 20% more inking efficiency doesn't make up for gutting all the brush specials. It doesn't even address any of the brush's issues.At least it's still fun
>>315549214
You could say they werebootyblasted
>>315549145
Marie likes to be dominated by Callie, the splatfest proves this
>>315549047
I own the game, you dip.R8 my top 5.You DO know that all the content before the big August update was on the disc, right?
>>315549382
All of Marie's bitchy attitude is just an act for TV, when they get home she wants to be punished by Callie.
>>315549382
I missed this, what happened?
>>315546329
RAIJINKEN!
>>315538915
>fucking a squid
But anon...... 8 legs
>>315550251
Ten, and the penis could pass as an eleventh one.
>Callie will never give you a tentajob with her long, fat, greasy tentacles
Why live?
>>315550251
>>315550459
8 vaginas.
>>315550210
>your dick will never be in the middle of that twister of pleasure
>>315548623
I only play ranked when Rainmaker is up, that shit is a blood fest.
>There are more [Sample]s than scanned doujins
Fucking Japs
>>315550794
Wasn't there supposed to be a Splaket of sorts?
>>315546816
>>315545784
>>315545092
>>315544698
>>315544275
>>315543487
>>315542225
>>315541852
>>315541698
>>315541447
>>315541432
I need- I mean, WE need more shota squid
>>315544618
>>315551679
>>315551679
But that's gay.
>>315551805
>>315551873
I don't follow.
>>315551679
>>315548948
welcome to the eric andre show
>>315540000
Quads confirms
I want to throatfuck a squidloli
Can I fuck a squid that is also a milf?
>>315552010
Kid milfs is where it's at,if they weren't all peruvians.
>>315551805
The fuck is this?
>>315541447
Sometimes I'm reminded why shota is SO GOOD
>>315551931
Unless you're a chick (and you're not) who wants to marshmallow a shotasquid for some /ss/ it's pretty damn gay.
>>315540000
What is it with Splatoon and GETs?
>>315552006
The three-pronged mouth looks really enticing.
>>315551815
>>315551939
HNNNNG
>>315551679
>>315551679
Don't sexualize pure beings.
IS THIS THE OFFICIAL SQUID THREAD
RATE MY SQUID
>>315540000
Best shoes
>>315546031
>you will never plunder Callie's booty
Why live?
>>315552192
It's a human, free at last from it's calcic jail.
>>315552268
if you dont like it, more for me.
>>315552316
>pure beings
but anon, its their personality and attitude that makes them hot as well.
>>315552335
SQUID/10
PRETTY SQUID -IGN
>>315552192
Your nervous system.
>>315545468
>that text aliasing
double triggered
>>315538990
>>315539057
But i'm fucking my hand, Anon-sama.
I want to impregnate an Inkling!
>tfw the only impreg stuff is tentacle shit
>>315552623
Tell me more of your hand, qtp2t.
Actually don't, I'd rather you post squids.
>>315552010
Squid MILFs are too busy molesting squid lolis
>>315552224
Since when is fucking shotas gay?
>>315552536
SQUID OUTTA TEN? ARE YOU SQUIDDING ME?
>>315552837
>>315552949
Neo/v/ doesn't know better. Someone should show them how wrong they are.
>>315552837
>>315553098
>>315552958
>>315552737
I may be a pedo but even I know fart fetishists should die.
>>315545007
You know. I woomy. You woomy. He, she, it woomy. Woombology, the study of woomy. Shit's first grade.
>>315545007
Whatever you want it to mean Anon.
>>315553184
Now explain all that without using the word Woomy.
>>315553175
>implying you don't want Marie to Killer Whale right in your face after fish taco Friday
Why live?
I want new hair styles more than octoling flith
>>315546329
>>315546447
>>315550210
>mfw I have akissingfetish
>>315552192
Your entire being.
>>315553713
>that brown with cyan hair
>>315538990
Squids only turn into kids at, what, 14? That's hebephilia.
Callie and Marie are very clearly at least a year or two older than other squid kids, so that's ephebophilia.
Also it is my understanding that, here in Canada, it was only recently (2008) that the age of consent was raised from 14 to 16.
So how long after the NX launches will Spla2n happen? They'd be crazy not to cash in on the squid hype again.
>Cuttlefish hat
>Hero gear
>Hero armor
>but no Agent 1 and 2 headgear
>>315554225
how would nintendo fit spla2n on a phone?
>>315554225
>Spla2n
>They're a bit older now
>pants and shorts
>facial decorations and hats are separate things (masks, temporary tattoos, war markings, contacts, glasses...)
>arm equipment consists of gloves, bracelets, bangles, watches, vambraces, bracers...
>>315554196
So how are squids born? They go from the womb to uterus to vagina as always? Then they float around as a squid for 14 years before taking a human form and becoming sexually mature?
The fuck?
>>315554518
>Ganguro/gyaru squids
I want this
>>315538778
What is the legal age of consent for these 1000 year old squid monsters?
>>315538778
Quality video game discussion here.
>>315555001
Thanks, always aiming for excellence.
>>315554645
Eggs.
>>315553713
They're keeping it from the first game on purpose and honestly I'm for it. Make the default look the iconic look and then go crazy in the sequel.
They also need to quadruple the initial number of gear in the sequel. It's too easy to see all the gear in the game cycled through, and now the updates are constantly playing catch up.
>>315554879
Clearly when they can hold a humanoid form, since Callie, Marie and Cuttlefish are around the same size as a regular Inkling
>>315554879
As soon as they pop out of the woomy
>>315553918
>kissing
>fetish
pick one
>>315555531
Kissing is enough to turn me on man, I don't know either.
>>315555531
How is it not?
