Splatoon Direct
FREE DLC EDITION
CUSTOM BATTLES TOO
Memes
>this fetish pandering idol shit
>Squid Idols
>Those squid girls
Muh dick
>Those Idols
They're adorable
>>293581842
This entire game panders to my messy bukkake fetish anyway.
>>293581759
Thank you Nintendo
>>293581759
>all dis cool shit
>but still no local multi beyond shitballoons
GOD DAMN IT
Dog master race. Catfags get fucked.
DEMO CONFIRMED
i want fan art of marie
TEAM CATS MOTHERFUCKER
Cats > Dogs
Get fucked Dogfags
>all the updates are free
>team up with friends
>matchmaking and custom rules confirmed
>not letting babies play online ranked until they level up enough
DOGS
Fucking nintenyearolds will buy the game day 1 then 3 months later the servers will be empty.
Free DLC? Yes but you need to buy amiibo to unlock missions. The shekels are real.
>not being /dog/
DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO
>>293581759
#TeamDog
DEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEMO CONFRIMED
splatoon confirmed for best game of 2015
>>293581759
Honestly I was going to buy this game no matter what. It just looks too fun. But all this free content is nice too.
Will it sell more than 101 copies?
>multiplayer demo
>pandering to weabs
>like dogs even have a chance
>Demo
Oh thank fuck
DEMO HYPE
>>293582059
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE DEMO AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD
RIGHT NOW?!
So when is the demo?
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>293582146
this
>>293582113
I wanna fuck them and then lick the scars on their wrists.
My internet is being shit. Is the demo available after the direct?
>Splatoon Smash costumes
So Inkling confirmed to not get into Smash 4?
>no smash intro
FUCK
Yuroop master race. You can start jelly now.
>>293582146
I'M DOWNLOADING IT RIGHT NOW NIGGA
How do I get my preorder code if I ordered online?
So, let's get down to what really matters. is there porn yet?
i'm refreshing my eshop and aint seeing shit.
Are the idols supposed to be adult squid girls? They look different.
Best be team cat /v/
>>293581759
>ALL THIS FOCUS ON LEVELING AND RPG ELEMENTS
>NO TDM
>LEVELS ARE ON A FUCKING 4 HOUR ROTATION RATHER THAN JUST BEING ABLE TO CHOOSE
>70 CANADIAN DOLLARS
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
>>293582207
Isn't there a Link costume for Miis?
>>293582113
>this potential
Oh God Nintendo what have you wrought
>see this thread
>at least 3 forced memes in here
holy shit and that for a shooter on a console
>>293582189
>>293582159
It seems like you can go now and download the client, but it's a multiplayer demo which will start on Friday at some point in the afternoon.
>>293582207
Don't forget, there's a Link Costume already
>>293581990
>Yes but you need to buy amiibo to unlock missions
lel, share more of your shitposter tears, faggot.
>>293582207
So is link then
>Get onto /v/
>Holy shit, the Splatoon direct? Already?
>Get onto Twitch ASAP, grab snacks while stream is loading
>Sit down, open giant bag of crisps, look at the screen
>"We hope to play with you soon in Splatoon!"
>This presentation has now finished.
I miss anything good?
>>293581759
So... Uh... The Smash costumes are going to come out eventually, even if I didn't preorder, right?
the demo is not up yet come nintendo wtf
DEMO STARTS TOMORROW
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW THO
>>293581759
>FREE DLC
ahahahahah
Man, I guess more devs should hold back content so they can be praised for free DLC.
What would you do for science /v/?
>>293582113
>Bayonetta and Jeanne
>>293582113
Alright /v/. Drawfag here. Left or right?
Squid sisters hentai when?
I was disappointed with it until they showed off the free dlc. Now I'm hyped again.
Huh.
>>293582378
where tho
>>293582237
Nigga there was porn of this game within 30 seconds of it being announced. I still remember the first E3 thread with it.
>>293582220
>not INKludes
One job, Nintendo.
>>293582412
Left
>>293582284
>not being team dog
>>293582404
Cum inside her
>>293582412
Left
>>293582378
thanks for the update baby
MARK YOUR CALENDARS
>>293582432
The downgrade is real!
>>293582237
There was porn 20 minutes after it was announced last E3
>>293582412
L E F T
E
F
T
>>293582449
I meant the fucking idols, man. Those two are sisters right?
>>293582220
>Prima Guides
What is this, 1999?
>>293582412
right
>shit posting btfo scratching the bottom of the barrel for things to shit post about
free DLC is now bad adding more features for free is bad
![Early-Access[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wLB3ozc.jpg "Early-Access[1].jpg")
>all this content coming out later as free updates
Is Splatoon Nintendo's first Early Access game?
>>293582412
Right
>>293582412
Right
>>293582404
>"I need to research what happens when a female squid is impregnated with the semen from a homo sapiens"
>"Will you assist me?"
>>293582370
Free DLC
Events
Private lobbies
Shitposters getting BTFO
I cant tell if all the post-launch content is a carefully planned system to keep people playing the game for months after release, or if they just weren't ready for launch...
>>293582113
RIGHT
>>293582552
more like their attempt at TF2
>>293582237
Yes.
People are probably working on Callie and Marie yuri as we speak.
>>293582525
>20 minutes
There was porn BEFORE announcement was finished.
>>293582412
RIGHT
>>293582412
right
>>293582513
>11 at night
>7 in the morning
What the fuck guys
BOTH YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>293582513
>limited demo
SO BASED!!
>>293582513
Who picked these times?
>>293582552
They already did "Free DLC" with Mario Kart.
Besides, there are other companies doing it, for instance, there are like 6 DLC characters on Tekken Tag 2, they are free DLC characters
>>293582412
Right is the right choice.
Only an hour?
>>293582412
Left reminds me of Bayo, so left.
>>293582552
Splatoon is nintendo's TF2. A paid game with free updates that will eventually get microtransactions.
>>293582482
DOGS FOREVER I am allergic to cats
>>293582412
BOTH
O
T
H
>>293582574
Nintendo Dont tend to launch unfinished things, and it seems like the weapons are at least ready, so I assume its the first option.
>team up with three /v/irgins to go curbstomp the world
HYPE
>>293582513
>4am-5am
What kind of sorcery is this?!
>>293582574
My guess is maintaining a playerbase of more than 10 people for this game was always going to be hard, so probably the former
>>293582642
Nintendo?
>>293582412
Right
>>293582572
Still no online with a person on the Wii U gamepad and Pro controller?
>>293582551
The fact that you can't choose the levels while playing online bothers me tho. Why can't all maps be available anytime?
>>293582597
Well I started counting right on the very moment we saw the first inkling, it took 20-30 minutes but there was like one full hour of splatoon during E3
>>293582513
>4am-5am
what the fug nintendo
>>293581759
>Free DLC
Game is unfinished m8.
>>293582412
LEFT
CALLIE IS BEST
>>293582293
>Wanting Team Death Match
You are what is wrong with the Shooter Market
>>293582585
Except TF2 didn't have core features delayed till months after release. They added on.
Shit like custome rules won't be coming till August.
>>293582703
people across the world jackoff to squidlolis too y'know
>>293582412
Ok that was stupid.
Please vote there > http://www.strawpoll.me/4300450
>>293581759
When can i customise the paint to make it look white so I'm covering children in my sperm?
>Only 3 hours to play the demo
They tried with this Direct and I do love the idea of a new Nintendo franchise, but my interest in the game after the Direct is approximately 0.
The single-player mode seems obligatory more than anything else and the multiplayer seems real limited option-wise from what we've seen.
If it's amazing, maybe I'll still get it. But for now, I'm probably waiting for it to hit $20 in 10 months like all of the other Nintendo games that don't hit their sales mark.
>>293582412
both
>>293582751
No TF2 had features delayed for years until after release.
TF2 also had jack shit for content for years too.
>Day 1 DLC
It's ok when Nintendo does it.
>>293582574
Probably late reaction to all of the problems people pointed out over the course of several months of playtest events. Just consider how it was literally just weeks before launch that we heard about plans to address no parties, no joining friends online, etc.
>>293582574
It's the former. I mean the latter factors in, they need to get games on the Wii U with these months of no games in between, but they learned with Mario Kart 8, after the online fucking died the DLC brought it back. That's why they spaced the Animal Crossing stuff out so far even though it was complete.
>>293582482
>being team pleb
>not team cat
get out
>>293582703
>>293582736
>>293582642
>>293582630
Friday's for America/Canada/Brazil
Saturday's aimed at the rest of the world.
>>293582741
if it were paid dlc there would be a problem
free dlc is fine in my eyes
post more squid idols
>>293582063
I know right?? It's just like Wonderful 101 all over again! :D :D
>>293582780
Why not both?
>>293582552
Yeah lets be honest.
Im looking forward to the game but its pretty obvious that its not finished on release, or they're taking a strategy with the game to keep it fresh by holding back content and letting it release every couple of months so the game doesn't get stale quickly.
I don't mind too much the maps and gear being held back but shit like custom lobbies should be there day 1, I wouldn't be surprised if the devs had their own vision for the game that didn't include them but the backlash made them change their mind and so its not ready day 1.
>demo on on the eshop home yet
>>293582513
>Tfw told a chick I would hang out with her friday
>Tfw work saturday
>>293582513
What times in BST?
When is demo showing up on eshop
>coworker comes in to get something explained right as the direct starts
someone give me a rundown, what did I miss
>>293582670
Well they are calling them "testfires"
This might actually be really smart
>Everyone knows theyll only have that hour to play
>Large number of people logging in at once, rather than over the course of a weekend
>Nintendo can fully stress test their servers before launch day
>>293582780
B O T H
OT
T O
H T O B
>>293582719
Right, but which monkey at Nintendo?
>>293582725
Nope, we PC now.
>>293582864
In what world is 11 at night and 7 in the morning aimed at America? I live in america faget
>>293582656
Ah yes, Merceds Benz and the 200 cc that glitches so badly it was clearly never tested.
Based free DLC>
>>293582863
>choosing bitchy hairballs over man's best friend
>>293582841
It is, because it offers substantial gameplay features and a plastic figure.I love plastic figures.
>>293581759
I seriously need this to flop so squids don't become an eternal meme fetish.
>>293582790
I don't know, that sounds like they won't use the color white.
They know as much, that it would be too lewd.
>>293582806
>But for now, I'm probably waiting for it to hit $20 in 10 months like all of the other Nintendo games that don't hit their sales mark.
The game will be dead in 10 months.
>>293582841
I know you're still trying hard to find something to shitpost about, but it's not working.
Game of the year confirmed.
>>293582780
>no option for both
EVIL
EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
>>293581908
just wait till a free update adds it :^)
>wanted to watch avengers 2 on satuday
>now this
what do?
>inb4 shit movie
/tv/ you can fuck off
>>293582513
>working both days
Not sure if I should walk my dog or wait until Demo shows up on eShop so I can start downloading
>>293582948
Aw
Oh, well. Still seems like a fun game.
>>293582919
bump
>playing as the shota
>just came home
>was about to watch splatoon direct
>"thanks for watching"
FUCK
how long for them to upload it in the archive?
>>293582684
Yeah, remember when TF2's server configs were delayed for months after release?
And when they showed off finished maps telling you to look forward to them months after release?
Or how they locked an entire gamemode behind social media clicking?
I'm going to marry Callie!
>>293582790
The two idol squids are black and white
>>293582973
it already has
>>293582841
but these amiibos are cool
Demo where?
>>293583029
>>293582946
>>293582896
Eh, alright, I'll probably do the second later then. Should I stream this shit?
>>293582841
thanks doc
Guys I think we're forgetting to discuss one of the supers they revealed today
>>293583064
Its on youtube you dunce
>>293582945
>Servers inevitably shit themselves because Nintendo hasn't done anything like this before
>Because they only last for an hour, there's no time to fix the server issues
>Nobody gets to play
Less like testfires, more like premature ejaculations.
>>293582945
...That's goddamn brilliant.
>>293583021
I know right everything they shit posted about btfo they can always go back to no voice chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6DKlX5beq0
Remember fuck dogs! Cats are bros!
>>293583064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsZPYB0vMw
All here.
>>293583125
Link?
>>293583039
It shit compared to the first one.
>>293583039
Not really a shit movie but too much banter, made the supposed to be serious and tense parts a joke
I like free DLC, but the Wii U is really not designed for it with its tiny flash memory.
>>293582831
No, it launched with a full feature set. Things like ranked mode, matchmaking, custom rules, playing with friends weren't delayed for months to generate le epic free dlc praise.
BOY I SURE CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THE DEMO AT MIDNIGHT ONLY TO HAVE NINTENDO'S BROKEN ASS THIRD WORLD SERVERS GO DOWN
>>293583086
But it could die if this flops and everyone forgets about it,
>>293582908
Maybe I'm crediting them too much, but I feel like if they're not dumb they'll realize this is a new IP on a system made for nintendo fans, so they're trying to keep interest at least throughout summer. I don't know, I can't find it in me to be upset about this. It's all free
>>293582513
>4am-5am
>>293583064
you can watch it all on youtube
>>293583064
You really didn't miss much. Just more details on mechanics and stuff we already knew about.
>>293582973
It already is a meme ever since they announced the game. Whether it will be a flop or not will not change that.
>>293582841
I agree that Day 1 is still BS. The only silver lining I can see is that you can sell them afterwards, so when you've unlocked everything they have to offer you can pass it along instead of everyone having to buy it new. So:
>1 person buys figures
>shares with all friends
>sells them for maybe half of what they paid for them
It works out better than
>everyone pays full price
>1 hour intervals
Eh, they better hope their servers are secure as shit because if Club Nintendo can't handle a bunch of people accessing at once, I'm not sure I'll even be able to play 30 minutes.
>>293583148
Better to fix it earlier than later
>>293582806
Nice blog you got thereunfollowed
>nintendo's twitter icon is splatoon
mario is dead guys
>>293582806
>>293583014
Nintendo games never drop in price like that.
>>293583070
I never said to directly compare them as if they were clones, retard. Valve's different approach to long term support isn't different just because they advertised it differently. Go fuck yourself.
>>293583064
Check youtube you dummy.
>>293583021
You might want to take another look outside of this thread, most people had their hype killed by this Direct.
>>293582864
>brazil
did you forget that Nintendo got the fuck out of there?
>>293583070
>Or how they locked an entire gamemode behind social media clicking?
That didn't happen. They locked it behind enough people reaching a certain level ingame.
>only the winning team gets the slugs
>even if you tear shit up every match, and you team still loses sorry buddy.
Just make it so everyone can get them with enough points, but the winning team gets bonus slugs.
WHY CANT I SEE THE DEMO YET? IS THE DEMO NOT ON EUROPOOR ESHOP?
>>293583281
good
>>293582526
you sir, you have a wonderful taste
>>293583039
>watching a movie takes literally the whole day
Also that movie was so boring.
>>293583156
It only saved him because it knows the boy will soon be a supplier of food.
I WANT MY DEMO IN YUROP E-SHOP!! FUCK YOU IWATA!!!!
>>293582552
Remember where you are, friend.
>>293583191
>TF2 at launch
>Ranked mode
>Matchmaking
>Forgetting it only had one weapon per inventory slot for each character and no hats until years later
>Most of the maps weren't released yet either
Kek.
>free dlc
>updates all summer
>parties confirmed
>playing with friends confirmed
>shit posters blown the fuck out
>>293583197
Yeah thats definitely a strategy they seem to be taking.
Stuff like squidfests also remind me a bit of mobile games like llsif and are a good way to keep players coming back.
The only real issue imo is them holding back custom friends stuff since i feel that will make people hold out on purchasing it until that update is available.
>>293582841
>tfw took the cheap shipping on my amiibo pre-order
Fuck it's gonna be July before I can get that sweet schoolgirl set.
>>293583132
I actually really liked the diversity in those supers. I feel like they're all actually useful.
The variety in this game is actually nutty.
>>293582574
One hiding as the other. You decide which order.
>>293583290
But this isn't long term support. This is patching in basic features months down the line because they weren't finished.
It's a fucking Early Access game, not a complete game with additions, it's an incomplete game missing core parts.
>>293583127
K E K
E
K
DEMO DOWNLOAD ON THE ESHOP IN 15 MINUTESI think, can anyone confirm?
>>293582780
Leftfags need to leave.
Right is the only right choice
>E3 2014
>Trailer looks neat
>Treehouse Event at E3
>Game winds up looking boring as fuck since there's clearly not enough content to pad out the section they're dedicating to it, all them playing is doing is killing my enthusiasm
>Splatoon gets a direct
>33 minutes of Wow It's Fucking Nothing
>basic gameplay options are a patch months down the line
>>293583248
What if they're required to be registered to the system to access the missions and gear?
>>293582841
No it's
>I'm mad I have to fork over cash for the one costume I want
Be honest with yourselves, do you actually want the robot or the samurai gear?
>>293582868
I'm not saying is a bad thing, but they probably are lauching the game early to fill summer with something. What else is coming out for WiiU?
>>293583253
Thats probably why the demo is available to download in advance.
Are the splatfests the only way to get Sea Snails? That seems like a pretty raw deal if it's the ONLY way to upgrade your gear.
Also there was something about rerolling abilities? Sounds like getting the abilities you want on the clothes you want is going to be hell.
>>293583414
Not even a shitposter, but I was legitimately concerned about parties.
Also, fucking ranked Payload.
>>293582412
RIGHT IS THE ONLY ANSWER
>that urchin girl
>those squid idols
T-they're doing this on purpose
They have to be
They at least know what will happen
>>293583156
>MRA
kek
>>293583315
Here's your reply, don't go spending it all in one place.
HAHAHAHAHAH
STILL NO VOICE CHAT
YOU FUCKS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THERE'D BE VOICE CHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ENJOY YOUR DEAD GAME IN 3 MONTHS
>>293583070
>Or how they locked an entire gamemode behind social media clicking?
Oh how naive you are.
>>293583597
>girl
>>293583507
>>33 minutes of Wow It's Fucking Nothing
try hard
>>293583507
Guess its not for you m8
>>293583509
The gear should just go in your regular inventory. You would lose the missions though, as they have to be tapped each time.
>>293583559
I love payload so I'm alright with this.
>>293583597
Of course Nintendo knows what they're doing.Porn is the cheapest form of advertising there is
>>293583636
>STILL NO VOICE CHAT
>Ranked is only locked behind levels because they don't know how long the game wi last
KEK
It's also the same reason why there's "free DLC" like the Paintbrush that was already advertised before.
Does anyone think that the new club nintendo sort of system will be starting around the same time they introduce parties?
>>293582967
>200cc
>glitches
How sad you have to lie yo make it look bad.
>>293582378
Thats a lie.
>people crying about 1 hour demos
The only reason there is a demo is to stress test the servers.
>>293583039
>capeshit over vidya
>>293583509
They aren't though.
No other amiibo has worked like that. I just used my friends amiibo to get some minor shit in HW without ever needing it again.
I'll go grab a bite, I'm gonna take the poll results when I come back.
>>293583636
yeah, cause voice chat through the gamepad sounds like a great idea
>>293583597
They know man ....that zoom in in the crotch during the direct the idols they have no shame
>>293583649
That's even worse!
>>293582917
Invite the chick over, I'm sure she'll understand your love for squid pussy.
>>293583641
But it's okay when Nintendo does it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oynGf9-T1UA
This sounds like a 90s toy commercial.
>>293583467
Ink strike seems like the obvious choice. Kraken hardly did anything before dying.
I'm also having trouble seeing the advantage of normal shooters as a primary. Chargers and Rollers seem better basically across the board.
>>293583527
Dude the Robo looks cool as fuck.
I love being bulky in video games.
It'd also go perfect with that shielded Roller.
>>293583064
You could always just rewind you fucking idiot
>>293583636
skype nigger
>>293583721
stay salty goty confirmed
>>293583783
>>293583716
>w-we dont even w-want voice chat
Nintencucks. Not even once
>>293583852
And that's good.
>>293583741
then we're complaining about no demo
>>293583641
>facepunch
>not fucking a 14 year old Squid
