So, did Cr1tikal finally sell out?If I was him I would have jumped on the patreon/youtube gravy train a long time ago. Frankly I'm amazed that he hasn't done this until now
don't worry he's going to give it all to charity dude
>>291679126
It's not the best route, but I can't truly complain. He makes good videos.
>>291679192
Nah he will donate his youtube money only if this takes off.
>>291679126
I never saw the appeal of this guy.
>>291679126
Does anyone know what he looks like?
I always imagined him to look like the dude from Postal 2
>holy nipple farting poop fuck dicks
every critikal video in a nutshell, at least he donates all the profits though :^)
I bet he browses /v/.
>>291679427
And his fucking voice. How can people like that dull monotone faggot?
>>291679126
I'm glad he did it.
He's an elder god tier youtuber and now he can't even donate to charity because his youtube network is fucking him
In the last video he told that the Patreon money is just for him and that he will keep donating youtubes money if he gets it.
Don't talk shit about Cr1Tikal. He's probably the nicest person you'll ever heard off.
>>291679126
Dude has been unemployed for god knows how long. I'm actually surprised it took him this long.
>>291679327
Same here. It feels like his humor is dick/shit joke humor. And not very good shit and dick humor
>>291679327
I fucking hate e-celeb shit and such but he seems like the only decent one.
>hardly mentions himself
>just enjoys whatever vidya
>gave all the money to charity
He didn't sell out. He cashed in.
>>291679126
There's literally nothing wrong with using patreon. It allows consumers to give money to creators directly without middlehands like fucking google taking a cut, if they so wish. Nothing is forcing you or anyone else to become a patreon and it's completely optional and a way for smaller youtubers and other creators to make a bit of a buck or even live off it, depending on how much they get.
But they should at least be creating content then, rather than be likeyou know exactly who I am talking about, faggotthat just takes money but doesn't create content but rather just paints themselves as a victim. Those people can fuck right off and they should be fucking sued for what they do.
>>291679327
Guess its all subjective really. I see the appeal personally
I like him. Sometimes his videos are a bit dull, but his good ones get me on tears.
He's not perfect, but definitely better than TBFP/Game Grumps or your generic "LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT #547431: THE FAGGOT NIGGER" youtuber /v/ loves so much.
>>291679562
>It allows consumers to give money to creators directly without middlehands like fucking google taking a cut, if they so wish.
Isn't Patreon the middlehand in this scenario?
>>291679552
This. He's been donating all his YouTube bucks for years now and the dude has been unemployed forever.
So in Dunkey's videoPayday 2 the squeakelhe says that he's playing with Critikal. His voice sounds completely different, is it a different guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6oT_bx4jdw
the video if anyones interested
He said in recent videos that shit's rough. The lawsuit that some bitch filed against him hasn't finished up and he hasn't found decent work for awhile. So he's now going to take a cut of the Youtube money and donate the rest.
Honestly, the fact that he's gone this long without any work and has donated that much is enough for me to feel he deserves to take a chunk. Everyone has rough times occasionally, hopefully he figures his shit out.
>>291679604
Can you explain it? Some people talk about him like he's some incredible entertainer, but all I hear are dick jokes, fart jokes, more dick jokes and ass jokes. All delivered in a monotonous voice. What does he do that thousands of other people on youtube don't?
>>291679807
>So he's now going to take a cut of the Youtube money and donate the rest.
Holy shit what an asshole. How could he take that money away from the more needy? He just lost all my respect.
That Joshua and the Promised Land video had me in tears.
>>291679727
In one of critikals videos i remember he used a different microphone to record one day. He sounded completely different, almost unrecognizable.
guess it has a bit to do with the mic
>>291679854
i want someone to answer this
>>291679126
>Patreon
>Sell out
The whole idea of selling out is that you're submitting yourself to someone else's rules/regulations for the money you're getting. If it's just fans willingly giving you cash, then you're not selling out.
>>291679671
Ah, my bad, that is true. I admit I haven't looked much into patreon but I assume they do not take a big cut like google does. Still, is a potentially better income even if they did since with youtube you have to get so much damn viewers for it to be profitable.
>>291679671
Yep, I think they take 10 or 15%? Crit1kal keeps talking about how he donates all the money he gets to chariry, what charities does he donate to?
>>291680079
Nigga you answered the question.
He does that.
But he got lucky and bitches love him.
Nothing more to it.
>>291679907
Actually he said that he's going to give all of the Youtube money to charity and keep the patreon money.
He also said that his Youtube partners were dicking him and he hasn't seen any money from them for months.
>>291679668
TOP TIER
Anthony Sullivan Saga
Mid Tier
Everything else
>>291679327
I used to watch this videos, but his voice makes me fall asleep.
>>291679907
> I didn't read the rest of the post, nor could have bothered to watch the 2 4-minute videos regarding the subject matter
>>291679491
He said that he's going to take about half of what he gets from YouTube because he's in a tight spot, but the other half he's still going to donate
>>291680194
if he donates all his youtube money to charity why does it matter if he's getting any youtube money?
>>291679480
I think that was part of the appeal.
He played horror games and was completely deadpan the whole time. Like some sort of anti-peddewpie.
I just like how he's just making videos for fun and doesn't give a shit about popularity, he just managed to get popular
>>291680079
Consistency
Immune to fads
No face cam
No silly costumes
Keeps to himself
Donates money
Doesn't beg all the time for e-welfare
Videos are short and merciful
>>291680170
I think he donates to different charities everytime, he has a twitter I think with all the...receipts? I dunno, whatever, that confirms the donations
Jesus it got this bad?
I remember that this guy was getting sued and he didn't even take any money from his yt even when its that bad.
Or did he just change?
I would like to think he hasn't and he is really in a fucking tight spot.
>>291680346
Sure voice-vise he's completely different from pewdiepie, but content wise it's pretty much the same poopdick jokes.
>>291679727
I just watched that video and didn't see him anywhere in it. Got a timestamp?
I like his videos that rely mostly on dry humor, but anything where he just strings together random naughty words is garbage tier
>>291680346
>>291680485
Ctrl+F the thread. His main hook is that he donates to charity.
That's all.
>>291680675
That's not a very good hook.
When I was in highschool I knew a girl who showed me one of his videos and said that she knew him, said that he lived in Washington State and his name was Vance Blacksomething. In gym she asked me If wanted to talk to him and gave me her cellphone. I could barely fucking hear him because everyone was playing basketball and he ended up screaming really loud into my ear so I gave her the phone back. She showed me his old facebook I don't know if it's still up he was a guy with long dark hair and he was holding a horse stuffed animal over his crotch. She later told me that she no longer talked to him because he "got creepy".
>>291680675
I guess that's why he wouldn't stop talking about it in the Patreon video.
>giving up looking for a job
>using YouTube as a career
>using crowdfunding for money
How the mighty have fallen.
>>291680842
>he ended up screaming really loud into my ear so I gave her the phone back
Nigger.
>>291679327
Its a love or hate thing
I've been subbed since 40k and I've just been loving his stuff over the years.
is that even him?
i mean there is no notification on his youtube about patreon
>>291680447
Man, who cares? The moral integrity of the youtuber is irrelevant for all I care. I'm ok with youtubers being mega-jews, as long as they make entertaining videos.
I haven't watched many of Critikal's videos, but from what I've seen I don't really like his comedy. His voice makes my ears bleed and his jokes are kind of repetitive. On the bloodborne video he just kept talking about the goofy appearance of his character over and over again.
The only vidya comedian who ever stole my heart was Fitzthistlewits, and now he's dead. The good ones always die young.
How do I get a youtube following and get in on this money making scheme?
>>291681201
Stream games with a tip jar, bonus points if you're a slutty bitch.
>>291680485
Cr1tikal isn't funny because he makes immature jokes all the time, he's funny because he's a master of comedic timing.
I haven't seen anyone weave that shit into their regular speech patterns and thought processes the way that Cr1tikal manages to.
>>291681601
I must have missed those videos.
>>291679126
I heard there was a lawsuit or something like that involved, what happened?
>>291681110
Watch his newest video.
>>291679389
He looks exactly like Postal 2 Dude
>>291681890
He said in a video a long time ago there was some sort of car accident where a random woman hit him or something. She filed a lawsuit and has kept it going for so long it's draining him of money.
I probably got something wrong, but one of his videos explains it.
>>291681890
There was a car crash I think. The other lady faked an injury and sued him.
>>291681890
It's still going on and the bitch is trying to extort him.
>>291679126
>He beat DSP's Patreon in only 2 hours
This is the best.
>>291681201
Easy. Pull off a Bill O'Reilly. Pretend you're GooberGagger and just bullshit your way saying the movement is great, dindu nuffin, etc. You'll get tons of viewers and you'll be swimming in gold in no time, bro. Just make sure you take some tips from O'Reilly and see how he acts, his mannerisms, etc.
>>291679427
>at least he donates all the profits though :^)
Makes him better than 99% of youtubers.
Electronic celebrity shit. Please, fuck off.
>>291682289
Video game culture is allowed, read the rules.
>>291681835
Yeah, you must have.
Is there anything you faggots won't bitch about?
>>291679126
>creating a Patreon
>selling out
i think doing one of these is the opposite of selling out
>>291682231
Is GooberGagger for or against GamerGate?
>>291680346
>Pathologic
>He tried to take Abigantimos with him through the vent
>>291680986
What? Doesnt he donate all his you tube earnings anyways?
>>291679126
>creating art for a company
>selling out
>creating art for yourself and your fans using a impartial third party to mediate the transactions
>selling out
what the definition /v/?
>>291682359
Sure whatever you have tell yourself.
>>291682331
This isn't "video game culture," it's electronic celebrity bullshit. Spice.
>>291680842
There's always the chance that it was a guy with a deep voice and the bitch is retarded.
Critkal doesn't have a unique voice.
No one really has a unique voice.
Except the guy who played the parrot in Aladan, but it's been proven that it's fake.
>>291682483
im seriously asking how is that selling out? If your fans are directly giving you money so you can continue producing stuff isn't that ensuring the integrity of the artist?
how is that selling out? It doesnt make sense
>>291679126
This guy makes me feel better about having a deep monotone autist voice
>>291682598
Selling Out now means making any form of profit.
>>291679528
i hate to be the "well it's satire" guy,
but that's exactly what cr1tikal is. All these no talent manchildren are riding the youtube gravy train by doing exactly what cr1tikal is doing except he's being super obvious and obnoxious when he's in character.
I'm not going to say it's satire done "right" (because even in my opinion it's not), but at the end of the day it's 100% obvious that he's only doing it to poke fun at "legit" youtubers who think they're providing anything more advanced than stupid dick/shit jokes.
>>291682661
has anyone made you feel bad about that? its not a bad voice to have and with a little speech therapy and vocal training your all set for public speaking.
>>291682486
He plays video games and makes videos of said sessions. He is part of the culture, thus allowed.
You don't have to like it, but it's stupid to whine about it.
>>291682680
People believe this and it upsets me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07sS3P6klzr
It's actually really sad, you can tell how badly he doesn't want to do it, but he knows he needs to.
It's like a mom selling her body so she can support her children.
Although. I'm sure he will get over it in a week, and wished he have had done it earlier. Hopefully this doesn't change him.
DUDE NIPPLES LMAO
those numbers are pathetic in light of recent events
>>291680298
He just uploaded another vid saying that's not the case anymore. He's doing patreon now instead. And that's just so he has enough to live.
>>291682761
Nah I just judge myself somewhat harshly for it
I also would like to get into singing but I have no range whatsoever
So wouldn't he only be making money from fans who watch that video?
Although I guess only the hardest of the core would watch every single one of his videos.
How much money do you guys think he will hit/stabilize at?
I'm thinking 1.5k. 2k max.
>>291679483
i mean on the surface he does seem like a nice guy, and as far as this paetron thing goes i'm perfectly fine with him doing it.
i mean everyone else is hopping on that free money from stupid people bandwagon, why is it suddenly a crime when another person, one who knows it's a borderline scam act, does so as well.
overall i hate the system, but i find its stupid to hate a specific person for taking part in the system while excusing others or the entire system in general. I'm not going to say i outright support him in doing it, but at the end of the day it's not costing me any sleep or any moral obligation to go against it.
I don't follow the guy that much but he was jobless and in a lawsuit, i think he was already taking half of youtube iirc (correct me if i'm wrong) so if people want to help him then heck, not my problem
>>291679192
>he hasn't watched the recent video
because of the lawsuit he's taking about half of the youtube money and adding another type of ad to his videos.
>>291680170
His twitter says he was just donating money to random charities because he wanted to use his money to help people, but he was open to suggestions about other ways he could use the money.
>>291682917
please tell me this is fake
>>291682829
holy shit when did this happened?
>>291680298
See
>>291679801
>>291679801
>>291679801
>>291679801
THIS. Shows his current situation.
>>291683090
>i think he was already taking half of youtube iirc (correct me if i'm wrong)
Nope it was all going to charity.
Although he did save some so he could pay the taxes that he was making off the videos.
>>291680468
https://twitter.com/charitycr1tikal
that's the twitter that chronicles all the charity donations. whether or not it's really him is debatable.
>>291681142
>actually searching funny videos to watch
I never saw the appeal of doing this kind of stuff.
Why people want to laugh so much? That isn't actual fun, it is just a reaction.
The only way to have true fun with games is by actually playing it, not by watching some random dude spouting smartass lines about the game while he plays it.
>>291683163
Alright thanks for clearing that up.
Who?
>>291683161
it didnt
its just a terrible impersonation ro whatever you call it
>>291683354
im almost deaf so i cant tell the diference
>>291682680
are you retarded?
>>291682829
How did you make it so long without a job? Did you just have a ton of savings, or welfare, or what?
>>291683123
>lawsuit
holy shit, story?
I've never heard of that shit
>>291680856
Even he knows that it's literally the only defense fanboys have for him and now that's going out the window.
>>291682680
>making any form of profit
What autism is this?
>>291683235
Most people enjoy laughing. You don't. That's all there is to it.
>>291683681
He's being sued for false charges on a car accident.
>>291683681
It's been posted in the thread before but it was like
>I got in a car crash
>the woman in the other car is claiming an injury
>this has been going on for months now
daily reminder Cr1tikal doesn't exist and is just a scheme by Vinny
>>291683801
that sucks
>>291681142
You don't need to justify yourself like that.
You dislike him because he isn't your type of comedian. That's all.
You don't need to be egocentric and pretend you have an objective reason to dislike Critikal, your taste is your taste and it is fine like that.
>>291683235
Why people want to laugh so much? That isn't actual fun, it is just a reaction.
We have finally reached the point where laughing is considered "not fun". Congratulations /v/, you're worse than hipsters.
>>291682840
you know it will. Money changes everyone. Does anyone remember Markiplier before he sold out to youtube? He used to be funny once believe it or not. Money changes people anon.
>>291683874
>>this has been going on for months now
Year.
>>291684027
>>291682840
>Suddenly daily videos
plz no
>>291683910
don't let anyone here read what you typed, it would break the jerk real hard with these faggots
>>291683910
>muh objective reasoning
Sharing opinions is what you're supposed to do on a discussion board, ya silly goose.
>>291683123
>He hasn't watched the even more recent video
He's letting ALL the youtube money go to charity now and just sticking with Patreon until he sorts himself out
The main problem is that even when he planned to split the youtube money youtube was being a right cunt about it.
>>291683028
Take some lessons to learn good vocal exercises to do every day, fine tuning ones voice is a magical thing.
>>291681142
>I don't find him funny
>People listen to me, I need my opinion to be heard
>Guys please
I dunno man, I find some of the phrases he comes up with hilarious. Not to mention he plays some of the most random and broken games I've ever seen which usually provide entertaining scenarios.
>>291683910
Wow, sensibility on /v/.
Never thought I'd see the day.
>>291683910
i tried watchin Critikal after /v/ hyped him up as the best let's player around. watched 10 of his videos, can't stand him. monotone, boring guy who sometimes says some "inventive" curse which isn't even funny.
opinions are opinions.
>>291684391
How was he being a cunt?
>>291683532
>>291683694
jesus christ you two are idiots
Why does everyone care if people make money off jewtube? They're providing a service just like football players.
>>291679126
>having patron
>being a nigger
>>291684676
>best let's player around
>LET'S PLAYER
I don't think you know what that words mean.
Also
Not him, but Critikal is cool with because he's one of the few youtubers who's gimmick ISN'T screaming. Even other /v/ favorites like Jontron and Dunkey, result to yelling to try to be funny.
How about you check out his latest video of him talking, you fuck.
>>291684628
The "You're not allowed to post your thoughts about something because they're not objective" meme isn't new. There's always at least one of them per thread.
>>291684707
>He
His youtube partner was outright refusing to give him money owed basically
>>291685058
>/v/ favorites
>JonTron
I want these faggots to leave
>>291685189
>you're not allowed to
But no one said that. Do you have autism?
>>291685702
He literally told him not to justify his opinion anyway he wants. He was being a cunt.
>>291685834
Don't need=\=not allowed
It was just advice ya dingus
>>291685834
The guy he was responding to spent most of the thread trying to get someone to listen to his opinion over and over.
And he did not "literally" tell him to not, he just told him he didn't need to.
>>291679483
you know he ain't gonna suck your dick right?
Someone give him a job for fuck sake
>>291686796
His content aside I honestly feel bad for the dude if he's being completely honest, which I feel like he is.
I mean the dude is dedicated to just having fun, and is far more charitable than the average person. It seemed like he was getting along fine and cheaply in life then some random bitch tries to commit fraud on a dude who has no money in the first place.
Then his youtube partner decides to fuck him harder.
It just sucks
>>291679543
>>291679483
>charity charity charity!
>its ok when he does it because CHARITY
I hate when people take this stance. The places that you donate to as charity get MILLIONS of dollars if not BILLIONS in funding every fucking year, your $5, $10, or even $5,000 donation is going to do literally fucking nothing.
Markiplier is this same shit, OH I GIVE LIKE $5k TO CHARITY EVERY 3 MONTHS
Yet can afford to move across the country, but a house in expensive-as-fuck LA, constantly has new computer parts, new tablets, laptops, etc. Goes to every convention, drinks at every convention, buys a shitton of alcohol that he drinks in under a week.
He is so fucking loaded it's not even funny but it's "okay" because he does "charity livestreams" where all he does is promote his shitty merchandise, along with merchandise of his two chucklefuck friends, and then goes "HEY EVERYONE DONATED A LOT BUT WE FELL SHORT OF AN EVEN $15,000 SO IM GOING TO DONATE $4,998 TO MAKE IT $15,000!"
Then the true joke hits, he raises shit fucking money for having fucking 2 million subscribers or whatever. And even then, if every subscriber donated $1, their donations to charity would still make NOT A SINGLE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
>>291684027
Markiplier is fine. I enjoy his videos, at least the gameplay ones. The animations and compilations suck ass though. Some of his skits are okay. Sexy Mark was entertaining.
Once you stop hating everything that's popular just because it's popular and start forming your own opinion, life becomes much less shitty.
>>291687191
You're comparing fucking Markiplier to Cr1tikal.
Neo-Pewdiepie to fucking Cr1tikal.
>>291679126
Learned today that patron shit goes all the way back to the 1500's, kinda interesting.
>>291687191
>you're not a good person unless you give most of your money away instead of some
>>291687191
How much money does Markiplier make in 3 months? Obviously Critikal makes shit compared to Markiplier. Compare that to how much Critikal makes in 3 months and how much he donates.
>>291687191
Wow you're incredibly jaded about charity
>spending any amount on helping people is worthless
That being said I've never been a fan of Markilplier since I genuinely don't find him funny and his begging bullshit gets ridiculous.
No one in this thread is defending Mark because of his charity bullshit.
Cr1tikal legitimately sends an entire income to charity. Like he's doing exactly what you're fucking asking for in your unreasonable little world.
>>291687191
but he donates 100%?
>>291687771
And according to his charity Twitter that's like 2000 a month?
Still more than Mark's 5000 per 3 months that he mentioned then.
>>291687659
>implying the money you donated even actually HELPS people
If you want to give moeny to people to help them, go to the nearest fucking soup kitchen and hand ever person getting Broth with potatoes $500.
>>291687771
From the sounds of this thread that means he donates $50, because he had to make a Patreon so people would pay for him to live without working so he can make youtube videos to give nothing to charity.
GREAT JOB
>>291687434
They're the same shit, garbage "humor" for the lowest common denominator. You're not above people who watch either pewdiepie or markplier.
>>291679126
>e-celeb drama
Kill yourself.
>>291688021
>Kill yourself
>>291688021
So you're just shitposting, okay.
>>291687927
You can check the receipts yourself
They're usually in the $2000-4000 range.
And think about this
You are literally complaining that people are donating to charity.
People are selfish assholes as it is.
>>291687026
>It seemed like he was getting along fine and cheaply in life then some random bitch tries to commit fraud on a dude who has no money in the first place.
If I were ever to meet whatever God exists in what ever domain they reside in, Im going to ask why they allow shit like this to occur.
Fuck.
>>291687927
perhaps go watch his explanation vids before commenting?
His plan was to, after like years of doing it non0profit, start split it 50/50 to support himself. But then his youtube sponsors or whatever fucked him over and didn't give him any money.
so then came patron. do listen to his explanations before judging, he seems to be a genuinely nice guy.
>>291687191
>I hate when people take this stance. The places that you donate to as charity get MILLIONS of dollars if not BILLIONS in funding every fucking year, your $5, $10, or even $5,000 donation is going to do literally fucking nothing.
>Shit guys, we have too much money!
So no one ever.
>>291688342
He doesn't want to put effort into shitposting
>>291688317
It really is awful.
I mean fraud is awful enough, but if some bitch were to fall in front of some rich ass bentley I wouldn't worry all that much.
But the dude is unemployed.
I mean who decides to get in a car accident with a 98 civic and go "ooh I'll get him for all he's worth"
>>291688342
>He's a nice guy!
So am I but that doesn't get me patreon backings
>>291688561
I don't see you providing entertainment to anyone chucklefuck
>>291688561
Do you actually do anything though? Aside from shitposting.
>>291688192
>>291688190
Listen, you can have awful awful taste and like to watch people like critikal (or any lets-player type of channel for that matter), but it doesn't have a place on /v/. You know the type of mongrels that will attract to /v/? This place is bad enough. And you guys act like females, always discussing drama related to them, not even related to the videos or video games.
>>291682680
that's dumb
receiving money for making shit isn't selling out, it's how you survive
selling out is making shit solely for money, or changing shit you've been making specifically to make more money
>>291688723
Yet here we are. Seems like you're the one who needs to man up faggot.
>>291687191
>comparing cr1tikal to markiplier
nigger, getting sued with a bullshit lawsuit and struggling to make ends meet is different from having a gajillion subscribers and throwing money around like a high roller
>>291682680
No.
That's making a living. You're just angry because you're not as likable and can't be paid to have fun like he does.It's okay, some of us have been down that road.
>>291688561
Sure you are, cuz nice guys complain about people donating money to FUCKING CHARITY. How about you stop being such a jaded cunt and go back to being a nihilistic, dime a dozen shitposting faggot while everyone else actually realizes that it's a good thing to give money and give a shit about other people
>>291688723
You're probably right about it attracting all sorts of shit to this place, but it is technically allowed, thanks to the whole "vidya culture" thing.
There's all sorts of shit that shouldn't belong on this board (LOLthreads, thinly-veiled anime threads, thinly veiled porn/trap threads, best of /v/ threads, filename threads, etc.) but culling all of it is gonna take one hell of a fucking while and the people making 'em don't exactly want to leave.
TL;DR you're fucked, sorry friend
>>291688723
>/v/ is what I want it to be and all others are dumb for not sharing my vision!
>no girls allowed in my secret videogame enthusiast website!
>>291688968
What kind of stupid response is this? Do you want me to go through the computer screen and force you not to come to this site? And your last sentence has nothing to do with the situation. Wouldn't really expect a better reply from a mut who watches lets-players though, but I guess you just had to reply to someone criticizing your shit taste.
>>291689361
>yes I am a sub-human who actually watches lets-players
>I do think I should spend my time on a site with people who generally dislike my kind
>I post epic memes whenever someone criticizes something I like
>I will straw-man your posts because I don't have real arguments
>>291689318
Yep, although I don't think it needs to be 100% vidya every post/thread, there should at least be some things that aren't allowed to keep people out, much like how /a/ doesn't allow discussion of Naruto. This is mostly just a way to shit on people I don't like, which is cathartic in a way.
>>291688723
>not even related to the videos or video games
This is literally your purpose for shitposting.You're not doing that either anon
>>291679552
Get out of here jurrut!
>>291679126
>making money from your entertainment is bad
When will /v/ drop this edgy mentality. Nothing comes free in life kiddies
>>291687927
>I know the right way to be charitable. Its not charitable if you dont do it my way. Everyone else is wrong. Im the only person who is not an asshole.
I know you didnt say this exactly, but its still coming through pretty clear.
>>291689897
who said /v/ generally dislikes "my kind"?
there are loooots of different "kinds" of people here, even if you don't realize it. try imagining all their faces and families and friends. you're alone here.
>>291690148
It's not just that it's not about the videos or video games, but the people that it attracts to /v/, and the shit taste one must have to like these types of videos/channels.
>>291689897
Complaining about the status quo and shitting on people makes you a fucking faggot. It's also what 40 year old housewives do. You ain't that bright.
>>291690394
>People with shit taste should stop posting
>>291690394
>people who like what I don't like must be inferior
>>291687191
I don't understand this post. you're angry that he has a good life because of the work he does?
Cr1tiKaL is the best youtuber out there
You're allowed to not like him, but you can't call him e-celeb cancer.
He doesn't do anything that faggot youtubers do and he donates all of his ad revenue to charity.
He just makes videos for fun.
>>291690510
If you're so great why are you here? Shouldn't you be posting your superior tastes with more enlightened gentlemen, instead if slumming it up here with the "mongrels"?
Reminder of the following so the circlejerking hate is reduced:
>/v/ is not a person and you should have in mind that many different opinions come here
>if you have your own opinions, don't make it "/v/'s" opinion, the board is not yours
>stop relating /v/ to one thought to justify shitposting, the "/v/ is this, /v/ is that" is not an actual argument
>the board is supposed to be anonymous, and it's a board, not a person, stop describing it as one
If anyone wants to add feel free
>>291689897
>I will strawman your post because I dont have a good argument.
9/10 just a little too obvious
>>291690918
>you as an individual do not have any right to, or it is ever possible to, make certain people "stop posting" on /v/.
>>291690884
I'm not the one saying people shouldn't post because their shit taste or saying talking about e celebs warrants a person to kill themself.
>>291691193
Reminder of the following so the circlejerking hate is reduced:
>/v/ is not a person and you should have in mind that many different opinions come here
>if you have your own opinions, don't make it "/v/'s" opinion, the board is not yours
>stop relating /v/ to one thought to justify shitposting, the "/v/ is this, /v/ is that" is not an actual argument
>the board is supposed to be anonymous, and it's a board, not a person, stop describing it as one
>you as an individual do not have any right to, or it is ever possible to, make certain people "stop posting" on /v/.
Good contribution
>>291679126
E celebs are not videogames
fuck off
>>291690918
I got one.
>/v/ left you long ago not because /v/ was wrong but because you were wrong. /v/ has a better life now without you, /v/ is happy. Why cant you be happy for /v/? All you do is think about it and wish you had it back, but /v/ doesnt want you back. It was not your mistake to be with /v/, it was /v/'s mistake to be with you.
>>291683235
Really? You really think people just enjoy instinctual expelling of air? Do you really think the actual movement of diaphragm and contraction of lungs is the pleasurable thing in this scenario? That people just get off to air rushing through their trachea and making staccato vocalizations? Really. Really motherfucker?
You don't think that maybe they're just enjoying humor and that the laughing is maybe just a side effect?
I love the guy, and I get why he's doing it, but I kind of hope that he does get a job so he doesn't rely on this shit
I would hope that he wouldn't fall into that mentality that it can support him and he seems to realize that he needs to get his shit together
>>291685509
>>/v/ favorites
>>JonTron
>I want these faggots to leave
I do to. He's an unfunny fatfuck who /v/ loves because they think he was kicked off of GG.
Still, my point stands, he's a /v/ favorite.
>>291691334
Quoted you on accident, sorry friendo.
>>291691457
>people that play videogames are not related to videogames
lol, ok shithead.
>>291691459
kek
>>291691570
I play videogames, I guess that means it's okay for me to make a thread about myself that has nothing to do with videogames!
>>291691520
This. If youtube is making money off my page views I want at least some of it to reach the original video creator. And patreon is a cool method of direct support. I just dont think its a stable or safe place to have your primary income.
>>291679327
Deadpan delivery combined with simple humor with a surreal twist. I really like his stuff but then again humor is highly subjective (and I'm a fan of Steven Wright).
That's how I see it, anyway.
>>291691834
Go ahead, make a thread
>>291691834
of course it's okay. go ahead and make one right now!
>>291691893
>steven wright
My fuckin nigga, the man is a genious
>>291691881
I just wish my adblock plus filter would work
>>291682917
so EmptyHero has a patreon? Or is that picture just there as a reaction image?
>>291690392
>you're alone here
Do you think e-celeb threads get shit on regularly for no reason, or only by me alone? And of course with /v/ being such a big board there will always be every type of person here, but I will continue to shit on plebs who watch this garbage, but do know you're still in the minority that watches things like critikal.
>>291690497
>complaining about the status quo and shitting on people makes you a fucking faggot
Firstly, it's not the status quo, people regularly shit on e-celeb threads. And nah, I enjoy shitting on people/things that are shit, so I will continue to do so, even if you try to get ego jab me saying it's what "40 year old housewives do".
>>291690510
Indeed, especially if they want to talk about something that will attract awful people, such as e-celebs, mobas, COD, and others.
>>291691087
Epic lingo there mate, can you say something without bringing in /v/ lingo/memes?
>>291680986
>Having trouble getting a job.
>Splitting ad revenue until he gets back on his feet.
>Giving people the option to donate to him, not forcing them to.
He must not have fallen very far.
>>291692075
When doesn't it work?
>someone donates to charity
>if they ever donate less than what they previously did percent wise they are a terrible person
/v/ you are far worse than reddit when it comes to e-celebs. you're fucking entertainment tonight-tier
>>291683354
Aw
I was excited
>>291692194
>I enjoy shitting on shit
So does that make you some sort of crap poster, or a shitty postee? Something to that effect?
>people don't deserve compensation for the work they do
I don't think streamer faggots deserve to live off of this kind of shit, but Cr1tiKaL deserves something for his work.
>>291687191
what the hell is wrong with this guy?
>>291682917
>People said being popular in school wouldn't get you anywhere in life
>Then Patreon came out
Turns out being popular is a fucking career that no collage education can ever teach you.
>>291692275
on critikals channel
read a guide on how to "not" filter ads from certain things, like a youtube channel and all of it's videos, and it seems like it doesn't work.
Maybe I fucked up or i'm stupid
>>291683882
Tell me more
>>291692436
>CRITIKAL deserves money for playing videogames all day and uploading the footage to youtube
okay
>>291691834
Are you an important individual that has a substantial following of people?
If not you can go fuck yourself.
>>291679483
As long as he doesn't put his video's behind a pay wall then I don't care what he does.
>>291692194
Everyone's alone here, man. I don't see any more than half of the posters on this thread criticizing lets players. As lets play culture gets more and more popularized and accepted, you need to question if you're still in the majority...
>>291692583
You wouldn't be saying that if you were the person that gets paid to sit on their ass all day playing videogames.
Double standards.
So what do you guys think about Jerma? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX2y4ZZhgsk
>>291692194
You should argue with more people in the thread. It will get you more replies.
He seems like a good guy, but his humour is pretty awful to be honest
>>291679801
man thats some shit
>>291692194
>Plebs who watch garbage
>Shitting on people/things that are shit
>awful people, such as e-celebs, mobas, COD, and others
>/v/ lingo/memes
Holy shit. We did it /v/. We made a fucking human personification of ourselves.
>>291692583
He has a real job.
He's not a let's play faggot, he plays shitty games and puts funny commentary.
He edits his shit, he clearly puts effort into it.
>>291692729
Love him
wish he'd upload more
he's probably too busy jacking off on bloodborne's cd case to work on other videos though
>says he has been unemployed for three years
>said in this video he does voice acting work for frew
>in the other video mentioned he has no sources of income whatsoever
>still manages to purchase new games on release and release videos about them (as well drop 3k on a rig)
How does he do it?
Cr1tikal's been cheated by his "partners".
Knowing the person, as he is on youtube, he used to donate everything to charity.
Turns out, his partners saw this as incentive not to give him cash because you know, he doesn't need it and will just donate it anyway.
So its fine not to pay him at all right? Who cares about donating?
Cr1tikal's partners are fucking terrible people.
And now the man actually needs the money now, and he has to resort to Patreon because they wont send him an overdue check his partner network owes to him.
>>291688021
>He thinks he's above the LCD
You sound like every single retard who thought they were the special exception to the movie Idiocracy.
>>291692596
Most Patreon artists do that shit. Not even saying art should be free, supporting an artist is fine.
Just saying I shouldn't be doing the equivalent of paying a portion of someone's rent/mortgage/college for a few months just to be put on a "maybe" list in a "raffle" for a commission. Which tends to be a few hundred a month if I recall.
CritiKal and supergreatfriend are the only two Youtubers that I think actually like vidya and don't see their viewers as $$$. I'd be bummed if either of them stopped.
>>291688560
>but if some bitch were to fall in front of some rich ass bentley I wouldn't worry all that much.
SJW logic at work right there.
>>291693106
He said he's not a professional VA so he voices characters "for free".
He also mostly plays only free 2 play stuff and emulator stuff on the net.
I guess that's his personal cash reserves.
Hey, guys
GuysFitzthistlewits
>>291688807
The term, "Sellin gout" is fucking retarded and holds no real relevance anyways. Literally fucking everyone who owns a place to live and pays for their own food "sells out".
>>291693106
he probably saved up somewhere
either that or welfare
>>291692434
Not sure, but it basically pic related.
>>291692643
Well of course, not everyone who hates these threads will come in and criticize it, so that point doesn't mean anything, and even then I don't think you'll find one of these threads without someone shitting on them. Frequenting /v/ It seems to me that it's just a minority of people, maybe I'm wrong, or maybe I'll it'll change in the future, but I'd like to at least think in the current time it's a minority.
>>291692763
:^)
>>291693220
I'm sorry for criticizing the epitome of humor that is critikal, cursing while playing games sure is clever.
>>291687659
Are you just going to call everyone jaded? is that your new word?
>>291692853
Pewdiepie does the same amount of editing. They are both let's play faggots but you're trying to pretend they're completely different. They do the same shit.
>>291693531
>moot
;_;
>>291679483
>He's an elder god tier youtuber
Yeah I remember when I was 15. Watch better Youtubers you fucking cancer.
Critikal is legitimately a good person. Probably the only one on the internet. Entertaining to boot. I'd gladly contribute if I weren't a broke-ass NEET.
I hope this doesn't make it any harder to talk about his videos here.
>>291687927
>If you want to give moeny to people to help them, go to the nearest fucking soup kitchen and hand ever person getting Broth with potatoes $500.
>I'm gonna give an unimportant amount of money to people who can't handle money! That'll help them!
>>291692853
>He has a real job.
He has no job actually
>>291693587
Cr1tiKaL doesn't scream, pander to 12 year olds, churn out endless videos of the same fucking game, or overreact to everything.
Look, if you don't like him, that's cool, but you can't compare him to pewdiepie
>>291693636
I was thinking about sending him an email about how cool he is but I thought against it
>>291679126
Did you not watch the videos?
>>291693665
Hey man, think of all the booze and heroin you'd be providing to people.
>>291679801
I didn't need these feels
>pewdiepie tier youtuber without any of the popularity
how sad
>>291693857
>252 posts
>This thread still somehow alive
I thought they confirmed that E-celeb threads were not vidya, and all I see in this thread is MUH CHARITY MUH MORALS MUH ENTERTAINMENT
None of that is Vidya.
