You're a bunch of skeletons who went into space to look for a fellow skeleton that was kidnapped by aliens.
Due to shenanigans, each of you is now stuck on a different planet. And each has a part of the missing skeleton.
What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>291585583
punch self in face
>>291585583
Punch selves in the face
>>291585683
punched
>>291586004
dont forget zebraball
>>291585583
Have two of them bump into each other casually because they were actually on the same planet, they just had no idea where they were.
>>291586004
Cut to a side skeleton
>>291586035
But they got no arms
>>291586378
What's Simon up to?
>>291586378
>Im not trying hard enough
MAN UP
>quest thread cancer has completely taken over /tg/ and is now spreading to other boards
please stop
>>291586507
Negro this shit is good.
>>291586478
"But I'm a skeleton....ball"
>>291586507
>Hating on /tg/ quest threads
Some of them are pretty fun just to have in the background
>>291586632
>>291586473
>>291586632
Simon must now fight an alien robot to save the universe
Fucking hell, I can't access the archived files, when did Simon fuse himself back together?
>>291586632
Roll into your face.
>>291586595
>>291586690
It would be even better on a dedicated board
Too bad moot's replacements are too incompetent to realize that
>>291586690
"Oh I'm summoning muh mech"
>>291586828
Since last thread. Why can't you access them?
>>291586963
I prefer the /v/ crowd over /tg/.
>>291586994
Oh yeah? I'll bet my mech's better
>>291586994
simon gets fucked in the skeleton asshole by alien hulk hogan
>>291586994
Internet won't load them. It's taking fucking forever to update the thread alone, archives are giving me a weird 404. Issues on my end, probably.
Meanwhile, Simon shows us his mech!
>>291587127
>>291587190
what a shame
>>291587270
Simon mech isouttabudgetto
>>291587270
i said.
alien hulk hogan fucks simon's skeletal butthole
>>291587270
"YOU LISTEN HERE BROTHER, WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THIS SKULLKAMALIEN RUNS WILD ON YOUR ASSHOLE IN THE SPACE DOME?"
>>291587317
But Outtabudgetto was buried deep in the earth.Surprise: the mech quest was really in the distant past the whole time. OOOOooooOOOOHHH
>>291586963
Draw quest have been on /v/ for years. Stop your bitching.
>>291587317
Behold! Outtabudgetto 2.0!
>>291587438
IT IS OUTABUDGETTO'S YOUNGER BROTHER, LOWBUDGETTO OUT FOR REVENGE
>>291587596
Do you think Outtabudgetto could beat the Paladin's C.E.N.A. in a fight?
>>291587596
alien hulk hogans starts having sex with the mech.
turns out a onahole was installed into the mech
>>291587596
Simons nemesis arrives, Garfunkel
>>291587648
"Probably. Because I'm so cool"
>>291587902
SIMON BUYS THE DLC TO UPGRADE OUTTABUDGETTO TO THE REAL THING
>>291587902
Meanwhile in the loli golem spaceship, robot captain has sneaked in
>>291587902
The other side of the pillow has challenged you to mech combat for honor
>>291587984
"Asshole in the robot! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MECHA COMBAT"
>>291588208
AW SHIT NIGGA
IT'S TIME FOR GIANT ROBOT FIGHTS
>>291588208
It's Garfunkel, Simon's nemesis
>>291588208
HEAT RAY
>>291588247
Fuck off. Can we spend atleast 100 posts in the same area for once?
>>291588309
"GARFUNKEL IS A SHIT NAME"
"FUCK YOU!"
>>291588578
Activate thrusters
>>291588578
ROCKET FIST
>>291588578
There's only one way to settle this... Thumb war
>>291588738
"OUR MECHS DON'T HAVE THUMBS, STUPID"
>>291588818
Pinch each others cheeks then
>>291588818
Suplex him
>>291588818
This can only be settled by rap battle.
>>291588818
Flaming Claw Boomerang
>>291589170
Nowpinch his cheeks
>>291589170
HE CALLS FOR HELP
>>291589170
JUMP IN THE AIR AND PILEDRIVE HIM
>>291589170
Round-House him
>>291589170
CALL HIS FANS IN THE CROWD A BUNCH OF NANCY-BOYS
>>291589286
MY GOD! IT'S GURREN LAGER!
>>291589502
Check weapons list.
>>291589502
SIMON CALLS FOR HELP TOO
>>291589502
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
>>291589502
SUMMON M.A.D.D-BOT
>>291589502
amazing
>>291589624
"Now who should I call..."
>>291589829
GHOSTBUSTERS
>>291589829
Call some random cameo
>>291589829
Ghostbusters
>>291589829
martin luther king jr. bot.
>>291589829
THE GHOSTBUSTERS NIGGA
>>291589829
CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT
>>291589829
THE REAL HULK HOGAN
>>291590190
FUSE MECHS
>>291590190
Simon gets aBONER
>>291590190
CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT GIVES US POAK BUN TO POWER UP
>>291590461
GARFUNKEL AND GURREN LAGER FUSE AS WELL
>>291590461
due to budget limits we cannot afford to show the following battle.
>>291590461
USE CHEAP DATE ATTACK, CHUG LAGERBOT AND GET SOOOOOO DRUNK
>>291590690
USE QUOTE OTHER POSTS SOME MORE ATTACK HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS IN THIS THREAD
>>291590690
>>291590556
Please have those kiddy drawings instead.
>>291590719
Truly the only downside of using outtabudgetto.
>>291590778
It's called a reroll nignog
>>291590719
So please, enjoy this relaxing image of a tropical island while the fight takes place.
>>291590956
THAT IS ON FIRE
>>291590956
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>291590956
>turns out its a weird alien penis about to get attacked by a spider
>>291590956
An anonymous donator gives us the budget. CUT BACK TO THE FIGHT!
>>291591230
THE EVIL COUNTERPART OF MONOPOLY MAN FROM VILLAIN ADVENTURES GIVES US THE BUDGET AND UPGRADES THE MECHA TOO
>>291591289
"Oh man, I wonder what should I do with my almost inifinte amount of cash. Maybe fund a show or something"
>>291591553
FUND IT
>>291591553
meanwhile back at best skeleton...
>>291591553
SPEND IT ON WEED
>>291591608
"How the fuck do I drive this thing"
>>291591824
Robot captain has snuck in.
>>291591824
golem loli requires a sniff
>>291591824
IT'S LIKE PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
EXCEPT THE CONTROLLER IS MADCATZ
>>291591824
CRASH INTO THE ROBOT FIGHT THAT WE DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS TO SHOW!
>>291591824
Read the manual
>>291591897
"Oh god what the shit"
>>291592091
Turns out Zebra knows how to read it
>>291592091
ask greg
>>291592175
"Hey Greg, you know how to read alien-nese?"
"No"
>>291592321
JOJO SCREAMS IN THE PHONE FOR NO APPARENT REASON
>>291592321
push every button
>>291592409
WHICH ONE IS THE EVERY BUTTON????
>>291592470
ALL OF THEM
>>291592409
"Ah, so this one"
>>291592552
NIGGA CALL GORREN PALACE BEFORE YOU DO THAT SHIT
>>291592552
GOLEM LOLI RAPES KNEE-CHAN
>>291592552
The ship explodes
>>291592552
PUSH THE MYSTERY BOX BUTTON
>>291592552
quantum warp in 15 seconds.
>>291592552
The button breaks
>>291592552
Push the doug button
>>291592552
>spaceship has encountered fatal error and needs to close
>>291592629
"MY GOD! GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING EACHOTHER WITH EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!"
>>291592792
WHOSE WINNING?!
>>291592792
He points the camera at the robot fight.
>>291592792
GOLEM LOLI FUCKS LOLISNIFFER
>>291592792
Mean while jojonplays rock paper scissors witj Gabriel the archangel
>>291592792
You haven't drank any milk at all on this adventure, you are going to get a calcium deficiency.
>>291592985
QUEUE HOT LEWD LOLISEX
>>291592840
BATTLE IS TOO INTENSE
CAMERA TOO SHAKY
>>291592985
EVIL MONOPOLY MAN FUNDS THE MECH SHOW
>>291592985
Police-bot is keeping an eye on you from the corner
>>291592985
We also don't have the budget for the sex scene
>>291592985
SHIP EXPLODES
>>291592985
One of the skeletons smokes marijuana in belated celebration of 4/20.
>>291592985
LOLISNIFFER FUCKS HER GOLEM HOLE
>>291593413
Two out of three, archangel
>>291593439
"Yes. I could do that. Or I can just buy another swimming pool made out of diamonds"
>>291593609
GREG BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AGAIN INTO DOING IT
>>291593609
Build the swimming pool and fill it with diamonds.
>>291593609
Nah, you should fund the mech thing. lock in.
>>291593609
DO BOTH THEN
>>291593609
Alternatively, build a mech out of diamonds with a swimming pool inside.
>>291593656
Yes. Clearly this is the correct course of action"
>>291593802
NOW FUND THAT MECH SHOW
>>291593802
why not a diamond fondue fountain as well?
>>291593829
"But I wanna enjoy muh poooool"
>>291593939
Do it.Please ;_;
>>291593939
You could always hire somebody else to do it for you while you enjoy the diamond pool.
>>291593939
Knuckles the Echidna shows up to take back his emeroods
>>291593939
build diamond mech
name it DIAMOND DYNAMO
>>291593969
"P-please? My god. Should I do it? Should I use my vast amount of money to make some stranger happy? Should I do this random act of kindness to better the world?....Fuck no, I'm evil"
>>291594189
Now do evil things in the background.
>>291594189
Could you say no to this cute puppy? This cute puppy that is also evil?
>>291594189
JOJO DOES PUPPY EYES TO CONVINCE HIM
>>291594189
Okay fine think of it like this. If you build a mech around your pool you can have a mobile view of your surroundings. Plus you still get the pool.
>>291594189
why not a diamond nacho cheese fountain and necromancy lessons instead?
Since jojo won. Gabriel agees to give the mechs a divine battlefield . But in a really pissy and passive aggressive way
>>291594515
>>291594515
a penis shaped space ship appears
>>291594515
Get a more expensive chocolate bar.
>>291594691
Ticklefight.
>>291594691
Begin!
>>291594691
The whole thing was a distraction. We've just stolen enough money for a fight scene. NOW FIGHT!
>>291594691
OUTTABUDGETTO DRINKS LAGERBOT
>>291594691
meanwhile, back at astrobug's place.
>>291594893
Wow. Not cool. Bad touch.
>>291595093
Robot police comes to arrest your enemy
>>291595093
WHAT ARE TEXAS AND FUG UP TO
>>291595093
CHUG THE BEER ON HIS HEAD! THAT'S THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER!
>>291595139
"FIGHT DA POWAH"
>>291595313
>>291595139
op is a fag
>>291595313
A CUTE ASIAN SKELETON COMES OUT OF CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT
>>291595313
Call them intolerant shitlords. They feel bad and progress the pot
>>291595313
Fight the powah
>>291595369
"Yeah, what a fag"
>>291595548
"IT'S THE ESCAPED PRISONER!"
>>291595548
the spanish inquisition shows up
>>291595548
Fug and Texas still haven't figured out any way off the desert planet
>>291595369
Call him a fag
>>291595548
punch each other in the face in a show of brotherhood
>>291595548
Gabriel also laughs at op being a fag. Jojo is not pleased
>>291595648
"YEAAAA-Ah shit!"
>>291595809
It hits the warden
>>291595809
His skull flies off into the sun
>>291595809
Enough nonsense back to black zebraball being depressed he cant masterbate
>>291596032
TEXAS ONE SHOTS HIM
>>291596032
He mistakes the friendly punch for assault.
>>291596032
Press x to skip. Deus ex machima out of fucking no where. Plot progression.
>>291596145
SKIPPED...
"So now we have a robot army after us"
>>291596368
the spanish inquisition appears
>>291596368
GO BACK GO BACK
>>291596368
UNSKIP
>>291596368
sex bots army or nazi crypto jew lizard robot army?
>>291596670
IT GOES BACK TO WHERE FUG GOT THROW AT THE WARDEN
>>291596670
Tape fucks. Magnet strip gets tangled.
>>291596670
Accidentally rewind until when jojo was alive
>>291596670
>>291592552
*button pushing noises*
>>291596759
jojo is alive u cuck
>>291596759
So Last thread?
>>291596810
>>291596818
She got sent back retards. She has to do 3 more trials remember
>>291596759
"She already is though"
>>291596984
holy shit look in the archive
she cant die for 100 threafs after she speedran them again
>>291596995
BACK TO >>291596716
>>291596995
REWIND TO >>291596094
>>291596984
https://archive.moe/v/thread/291221220/#291239669
She spedrun it
>>291596984
Nigga, she speedrunned them
>>291596995
the vcr eats the tape. GAME OVER.
>>291596984
You need to check yourself, anon.
>>291597039
"Who did that? Better slooooowly turn my head around to see"
>>291597114
Im sorry. Time to commit sudoku
>>291597227
REGGAE MODE GO
>>291597227
his wife calls him.
>>291597227
TEXAS USES FUG TO FUCK HIM IN THE GUN HOLE
>>291597227
the pope makes a guest appearance
>>291597267
"Ah, it's you, the random civilian."
