How come Kirby has a house? Link and Mario I understand needing houses, since they're fucking human/humanoid, but Kirby has a house too.
>>291551318
If Yoshi gets to have a house, so does Kirby. He doesn't commit genocide and kill eldritch abominations to go sleep in the dirt under the rain like a fucking animal.
>>291551514
Well, it's not like Kirby would complain, would he? He's just happy about being happy.
Actually it was Tiff and Tuff's idea. They built him that house.
>>291551318
It's not a house, it's an incubation unit.
For the day when he truly matures, welcoming all the cosmos into his endless maw, as he finally joins his father Azathoth, the Oblivious One, in his eternal, deafening parade of demons at the center of all creation.
>>291551586
>Well, it's not like Kirby would complain, would he?
Obviously he would, that's why he owns a goddamn house.
Jesus.
>>291551867
Kirby has been living in a house since 1993.
Is his house still in the Dreamstalk?
>>291551586
>it's not like kirby would complain
That's the entire reason he owns a house you moron
>>291554317
Might have been wrecked.
>>291551586
>He's just happy about being happy
He goes on killing sprees whenever someone takes his sweets
>>291555253
Well don't fucking steal his cakes, you dumb fuck.
>>291554317
Didn't the fairies carry it back down at the end?
>>291551514
Why do they even call it a house, its barely a hut
>>291551318
Kirby's house looks super comfy and cute.
>>291551318
where else would I molest him in, anon?
his lonely house is the perfect location for me to fondle Kirby in as much as I want.
>>291555605
Literally just trees next to a mailbox and a fireplace.
Dang
>>291555789
>having a fireplace next to a tree
Yoshi's Island obviously has no fire marshall.
>>291555737
His son will always be watching.
>>291555318
Don't tell me what to do you peasant piece of shit. That fat pink sack of fuck doesn't need that much fuckin food and you know it. Kirbeh does nothing but lounge around all day and eat a shit ton of food that hard working waddle dees need in order to protect the great and handsome King Dedede. All that food INSTEAD is being used as fuel to cause mass genocide and for him to act wild like a bullfrog in the bayou. God I fuckin wish that shit would just get flattened and cut up into tiny puzzle pieces that I will never solve FUCK
>>291556261
Puzzles!? GUH-HYUH!
>>291556261
King dedede stop posting
>>291556112
kid kirby is so weird
kinda makes you wonder what it'd be like if they actually released it
>>291556351
I couldn't stand having a fire place with a wooden floor or that close to everything in the house.
How can I help you, King /v/v/v/?
>>291552414
Iä! Iä! Kirby fhtagn!
>>291559768
I WANT A MONSTAH DAT CAN WALLOP DAT DERE KIR/b/
>>291551318
he needs somewhere to take naps
>>291553630
Ok... and?
