Do you play as men or women if given the option, /v/?
I'm a man. I play as a man. Why would I want a weaker, less intelligent character?
Deez nuts!
https://sys.4chan.org/v/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=291225602
Report this sick filth
Fuck off OP.
someone post the reverse edit
>>291238445
I always play as a girl, because I am one
What mental illness compels you to create this thread over and over OP?
>>291238445
EL OH EL
Literally shit my pants on fire from laughing so big HAHAHA
>>291238606
sometimes the ass is just too fat
>>291238720
>>291238720
Depends entirely on the aesthetics of the race.
>>291238540
There was a time when society was trying to push the idea the fairer sex was slightly more intelligent.
I shit you not.
>>291238445
>playing as a woman
>>291238720
Fuck off Ireland
>>291238720The ass is never too fat
>>291238861
It's free real estate!
Prepare to be deleted bait thread
>>291238720
kill yourself
7
>OH NO I IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A WOMAN/MAN/UNDESCRIBED GENDER DESPITE WHAT REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN I HAVE AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A FUCKING NAZI
Western culture is becoming shit
it doesn't help that mudslimes are invading them
Why is this happening
>>291239196
>complaining about progressive values and conservative values in the same post
lol
>>291239272
It's almost as if the extremes of both ends are inexorably retarded.
>>291238720
fucking faggot
>>291238780
Dandy was a real gentelman with fine taste.
>>291238878
This is not a big ass at all, this is just shit tier perspective
>>291239272
Im just saying that all these special snowflakes are appearing more and more and they make a fucking scene out of everything they dont fucking like
mudslimes even more so
Maybe I should go to Russia, they dont take this kind of shit in their country
Are the stats different?
Different jobs?
Different skills?
If its only for looks male and female dosn't make any sense in a game.
>>291238720
go to bed ireland
>>291238720
Get out you drunken, inbred Sodcutter.
>>291238445
>>291238720
No such fucking thing.
Oh wow, apparently women having a vagina is oppressive now.
>>291238720
Go eat some fucking potatoes you blarney fuck.
>>291239578
Snowflakes are mostly teens and immature adults. The rest of the world doesn't buy their shit and they will only fit in with their kind.
>>291238606
I WANT TO FUCK POCHACO
>>291239758
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhh
>>291238720
Irish pigdog get taste
I play as the woman. I guess in reality I would want to be a girl too. I feel like girls with zero social skills get a lot farther in Western society than a man with zero social skills and I could have some sort of normalcy if I was a girl. That and it's been years since I've had sex so I have frustrations built up and all that I channel into making fictional women the objects of my desire.
>>291239196
>this 1% of western culture is representative of the other 99%!
Fun fact, these people are a MINORITY
Which is just fucking hilarious because on /v/ you would think its the majority
>>291239578
>Maybe I should go to Russia, they dont take this kind of shit in their country
I was thinking of doing the same thing, until I realized they're worthless Slavs that are just as bad if not worse. Anyways, they'll be the only white country left on Earth in the next 50 years
>>291239618
If it's an RPG it does. You want the character to look a specific way, nothing wrong with that.
>>291239196
Because we thought that decadent capitalist democracy > Hitler's ideas. Fuck what people say about the French, the French had the right idea.
And here I am identifying which pictures are baguettes so I can submit this post.
>>291238445
>penis
>>291238445
Who else???
FIRST PLAY THROUGH: Play through guy
SECOND PLAY THROUGH: Girl
MMO: Girl
Action: Guy
FPS: Guy
SURVIVAL: Girl
How did this Ireland meme start? I'm honestly curious.
>>291239968
>>291239829
>>291239785
>>291239647
>>291239367
>>291239035
>>291238867
When was /v/ invaded by niggers?
>>291238445
>I'm usually pretty happy
>fuck <insert thing>
>I'm a proud <insert thing>
>I'm proud of my body
It's always so easy to pick out the insecure people who cry every day because they're so incredibly insecure
>>291240051
The minority is always the rudest and loudest
>>291240268
i don't know but i'm getting bullied
>>291238445
FUCK
U
C
K
OFF
F
F
>>291239578
>russia
Jesus man. Get ahold of your self. Stop browsing /pol/. Go outside and realize how little any of this matters in your day to day life
Do homosexuals really piss you off so much that you'd move to that frozen shithole?
Whichever one looks better, but usually the girl.
>>291240242
That's actually really bad for Venus fly traps, it causes them to waste energy.
>>291239758
Should be comfy instead of happy.
>>291240268
An Irish person on /int/ said big asses were bad and every country made fun of them
>>291238549
There's a group of kids that do nothing but fuck around on their phones watching vines and they kept saying this shit as if it was funny. Felt like I was watching some intelligent retards learning what comedy is.
>>291240268
On /sp/ a poster with an Irish flag quoted a post with "Too much ass" and the girl barely had any ass.
>>291238445
> Fuck what the MEDIA has to say
Except that body and beauty standarts were set over 2000 years ago by artists and even those are just manifestations of what your evolutionary mind thinks. For instance, a woman requires a vagina because we expect women to make babies. Or your body needs to be symetrical otherwise it indicates birth defects.
>>291240242
That stupid fucking plant probably died if the dude couldn't get the beard out of its mouth. Would have just remained closed until it withered away and died, because of the instinct of remaining closed when something is in the trap.
The only threads worse than these are those about swatting. One time, the crying guy from video revealed that he was making those threads himself.
>>291240283
>liking ass makes you a nigger
>>291238445
Male for MMOs and RPGs, female for everything else (and Korean MMOs).
>>291238445
men
>>291240421
>>291240534
Yeah, but he's so cute though!
>>291240374
Nah, let him go. If we're lucky he'll be cornholed by bears. That occasionally happens in Russia right? Like handbanana, but with bears.
>>291240480
Only niggers say there is no such thing as too much ass, but if it's an /sp/ poster, I'm sure it was a hank hill ass where he made that statement.
>>291240531
why
>>291240442
>>291240480
Thanks guys, have some an ass
>>291240604
Well yeah, but it's still bad.
>>291240531
>>291240283
better than being invaded by your small white penis
>>291240531
>>291239196
Good, mudslimes should invade and purge off all the degeneracy you're complaining so much.
>>291240531
well, that's enough internet for today
>>291238791
Playing as elves. ever.
>>291240531
>>291240531
So do these people just have nothing left to live for if they do shit like this or is it a legitimate mental issue that causes this shit?
>>291240531
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>291240531
First image you saw on /b/ I suppose
>>291240531
You can't make me click this
I've never even considered playing as a female in video games. I seem to be the minority on /v/ which explains why I don't like the vast majority of people here.
>>291240531
I guess you could say...He's screwed!
>>291240421
>>291240703
can you force feed venus fly traps so they become buff as fuck? imagine a plant that's ripped as hell. you could supplement its food with scoops of protein powder.
>>291238720
faggot
>>291238445
Not only do I play exclusively as a man in every game I get but actively avoid games that have women as big chunks of them or even as the lead.
I've never played Tomb Raider, for example, even when it was at an all time high on PS2 and all my friends were praising it.
Dude, I'm literally the manliest guy I know besides my dad and my wrestling coach. Why would I diminish myself, my experience and my immersion by playing with something that's inferior to me in every way?
My grill plays with the grills because she's a grill, even though on Sims she spends more time on my character than on hers.
>>291240918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
Sage report
MODS
MODS
MODS DO YOUR JOB
>>291240895
Drill in the dick webm?
>>291240897
I don't think so anon, you could stick little buff action figure arms in its soil to make it look buff though. Maybe.
>>291240758
Did you say, "small white penis"?
>>291240918
Nice pasta trip shit
2hu is my recreational drug.
Go figure.
>>291240918
You sound like this one faggot I use to hang out with. Also, is this pasta? I feel like anyone who mentions wrestling and being manly this much has to be a joke.
>>291240995
top lyl m8
>>291241000
ya
>>291241021
Fuck off with this shit /tv/ maymay
>>291240918
>actively avoid games that have women as big chunks of them or even as the lead.
Not only that but I fucking despise when I encounter some guy on MP that plays as a girl. Be it an MMO, an RPG or some shit like SF, I just despise the guy instantly and think of a weaboo neckbeard. I know one of those asshats is in this thread.
>>291238445
futa
>>291239196
Because there are no real problems in society so we have to hype up problems that only affect less than 1% of the population. A plague or world war would solve things but who knows when that will happen.
I really wish you faggots would stop giving a shit about some tumblr comics that don't even have anything to do with video games
>>291240987
>Having that on speed dial
>>291241128
What kind of wrestling do you think it is? I actually mean MMA type of wrestling. The kind that requires a coach.
>Implying I hang out with people who shitpost on 4chan
>penis
>>291240926
>>291241236
But /v/ needs something to bitch about, why not irrelevant tumblr posts?
>>291241327
There are plenty of video games to bitch about
Battlefront is pretty big today
If I have a choice, I always play female if I can make them cute. If I can't I make male
>>291238445
>Media tells men to look like women
>>291241398
FUCKING CALLED IT HERE >>291241158
FUCK OFF MY GAMES YOU GOD DAMN TRANNY
>>291240805
Fuck off to your hole in the hills, dwarfaboo.
>>291241293
>not having Tyrone on speed dial
Seriously though, why do you have your trip on /v/, that's a capital sin
>>291238445
>Penis
IT GETS ME EVERYTIME
>>291241465
>this bootybothered
>>291240926
11/10 would marry.
>>291238720
>ass
>too fat
Get a load of this honkey.
>>291241236
Seriously. Its almost as though they don't understand that Tumblr doesn't even remotely represent anyone one group. Let alone trannies.Ok, well, they might be representative of all people who call themselves otherkin. And those people that appearantly pretend to have schizophrenia or whatever.
>>291241465
Bite me, I will play as cute girls until the day I die
>>291238606
im an ass man, and thats why im qualified to say that ass probably looks terrible outside of pants while standing, like chunky salsa.
>>291241293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>291240918
i'm the manliest motherfucker from my friends and every time we play together i pick the girliest piece of shit i can find to fuck with their perception
they know it's a sign
>>291241293
This kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIM6d8O-ZTk
>>291241837
Boku no Drill Pierce the Penis no Jutsu.
>>291241581
The tulpa crowd? A retardation that could only come from /x/.
>>291238445
If lesbian relationships are allowed, play as a woman.
If lesbian relationships aren't allowed, play as a man.
>>291241158
I bet you like looking at dudes' asses all day. No problem in it, honestly.
>>291241837
A guy drills some screws into his balls.
>women can have penises
I've been under a rock for several years, what is this about?
>>291238445
>penis
I chuckled
>>291238445
Wait a minute, women don't have dicks.
>>291241465
>Mfw
>>291241535
I forgot to take it off when I started shitposting here. Figured that if you fuck up you follow through.
>>291241857
Yup, that's basically it. Minus the homoeroticism. Before we start training, while we oil eachother up to make the slippery parts easier, we all chant "no homo" three times.>Inb4 you fuckers screencap this and hunt me down to my homeboard claiming I wasn't joking
Way ahead of you.
>>291241629
>yfw a degree in ass physics would be more useful to society than women studies.
>>291242083
some people just want to be the little girl a bit too much
Relevant
>>291242153
Says you, you fat-shaming misogynist.
>>291242193
whoa, this is some really brutal, violent CP
>>291241530
Only one way to deal with those fuckers
>>291241931
>>291241960
Wow, usually it's just some fake cp shit.
Glad I missed it...
>>291242180
>Before we start training, while we oil eachother up to make the slippery parts easier, we all chant "no homo" three times.
that's my kind of trainingno homo
>>291242193
Forget something?
>>291242216
if i die i really do want to be reincarnated as a little girl, alternatively, of cyborg tech ever gets far enough ill will BECOME a little robot girl.
>>291242193
But it says jailbait in the filename?
>>291242083
Well, one day some metrosexual men figured out just how easy life is when you have a vagina, and social justice gives them a social clique to be a part of and make them feel special, so one thing just sort of lead to another.
>>291240283
Sissy white boi
>>291238445
is this real .are there people in the world, who think that when you have a penis you can be a woman
>>291240283
It's been this way since 2008. After reddit discovered us, ever nigger, fag, ledditor, and tumblrtard flocked here. This why people made such a big deal about the "muh sekrit klub" shit. This is the future you chose
>>291242239
>it seems to me thta if you expect your boyfriend to cuddle with you or watch a chick flick, it's expectable [??] reciprocity to pay attention to his needs in the bedroom
Haha, s-sure would hate doing that stuff like c-cuddling and watching movies.
>>291242318
>>291242180
You joke, but you're a faggot. You fuck women. A real manly man will fuck another man in the as and have no problem with it. Women should be fucked for recreational purposes only, men should be fucked for fun.
>This fucking tripshit faggot is so gay he kisses women non-ironically
>>291242318
>>291241293
>he doesn't have a hotkey to paste the Tyrone video
>>291239758
why are socks in sandals a thing so many sperge about? is it just a meme or do people really look at each other's feet that much?
>>291242203
thanks for having the title in the file name anon.
>>291242417
[2]
>>291242394
cuddling and watching shit movies, you mean.
>>291242239
Do these people act like this just because they want to be loved?
>>291241948
>woopla
fuckin got me
>>291242318
>pepe
>>291242318
What compelled him to do this?
>>291242318
>I move away from the mic to poop on a child
>>291242521only white people
>>291242251
lol
>>291242320
no just no the term is and will always be shemale
>Sexual orientation=Gender
Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for.
I don't care if you are a transpanegosexual, there are just two genders, male and female. It's fucking science, it's genetics. Then you can have FEW exceptions like genetically asexuals people or females with male genitals but that has still jack shit to do if you are a man that likes to dress like a woman to fuck dick-girls. They are exceptions.
>>291238445
>da medya!
Why do mentally ill faggots like to use that word
So are people just ignoring that pic?
>>291242318
this is actual CP I hope you get vanned
>>291242521
m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ods
>>291242515
Be prepared for a 4 hours long trip through the japanase mind.
Everyone is broken. And every character has it's reason to be.
>>291238720
Animefags everyone
And you wonder why people tell you to get the fuck off their boards
>mods delete CP
>avatrfagging, shitty bait and other bannable content are still there
Not to mention the whole thread is still here
So...I'm not the only one that think OP looks like Danny Sexbang, am I?
>>291238720
Fucking pedophile
>>291242706
>being this new
>>291238445
>Always believed in the whole "be who you wanna be" stuff
>These retards contradict that belief for me
There's no winning here.
>>291242706
>mods delete CP
How new?
>>291242706
Scruffy is probably having to work alone because every time the janitor apps go up they hire literally one person for aussie time and wonder why it doesn't work.
I feel you, Scruffy. Check my sweet six though.
>>291242785
>not sucking on a cute girl's penis
>>291240926
>no hip or ass at all
>people like it
I guess that was why Lightening is so popular.
>>291242239
>fucking pink and kittens
trannies always play up the 'girly gril' shit to 11 don't they?
>>291242769
I do too
Congratulations, by the way.
>>291238445
I tend to play male but not always
does not seem like that big a deal
>>291242521
>>291242318
This thread went to shit fast
>>291242769
EVERY TIME
>>291242706
reddit much? le le le le fuck off?
>>291242706
>shitposting lower priority than illegal content
MY GOD
>>291242535
No this is what happens when you chop your dick off and pretend like you've always been a girl.
>>291242083
it has something to do with metal illness and it normally leads to suicide. But instead of getting help, everyone instigates the problem by encouraging it so they can feel better than everyone else
whelp, I'm out. hope mod finally deletes this thread.
>>291242917
OH GOD WHY
NO PLEASE
>>291240283
Fuck off anime pedophile
>>291242917
Jesus...
>>291242917
WHY THOUGH
>>291242917
MOOOOOOODS
>>291242917
Sick fuck. Hope the FBI kicks down your door and sends your ass to prison for a long time.
>>291242917
I have no words
>>291242917
Reported you fucking sicko
>>291242917
God damn it you asshole, all I wanted was Hilda ass. I hope the FBI finds you and dumps your corpse in some shitty third world sphincter.
>>291238445
that picture is so fucking retarded. its like buckley cut off his penis
>>291242917
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>291242917
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>291243000
I HARNESS THE POWER OF THESE TRIPS TO MAKE notMOOT HIRE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MOD WHO WORKS AT THIS TIME OF DAY.
AND THEN HAVE THEM NEVER MODERATE ANYTHING BUT PERFECTLY FINE VIDEO GAME THREADS LIKE EVERY OTHER MOD EVER.
>>291242501
It just looks weird
it reminds people of the weird kid at school that used to wear them
I play as trans everyday
>>291242857
Gotta compensate for that disgusting Y-chromosome still hanging around.
You guys are male and you willingly choose to play as females? Why? Are you gay? Do you wish you were a girl?
>>291243083
>Friendly innocent pedophile chased out of house by manchildren : KOTAKU BREAKING NEWS.
>>291238445
y-yeah!
>>291242954
But they can be a girl with the dick right? They don't need the makeshift, open-wound, chinese finger trap.
>>291242917
>>291243102
>being this much old fag
>>291243096
Who?
>>291238720
>>291243113
Naoto?
You know what?
Check this lucky 7.
>>291243285
boo
>>291243174
If I ever open a business, I will be the best employer of anyone who claims to be a woman but has a dick.
Because those if those fuckers can convince someone to suck it while calling them a she they can sell anything to anyone.
>>291242917
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
If fucking traps is gay, is fucking reverse traps straight?
>>291238878
source?
>>291243171
Is this some new maymay?
>>>/v/>>291243110
>>291243339
Does it have a penis?
>Yes
gay
>No
straight
>>291242917
WHAT THE FUCK
>>291243321
She isn't their preferred pronoun you cisscum!
>>291238445
He drew the hourglass figure wrong.
Where's the gap, any two-bit anime guy can draw the gap.
>>291242203
>about to ask for source
>notice the "title" link next to the iqdb link
>hover over it
>get the source
Thanks 4chan X
>>291242572
Kek
>>291243285
Oops, I mean THIS 7.
>>291243113
And I will spend a day pretending to be a girl on the internet to see how it feels to be a sexy gamergirl in a pool of desperate permavirgins. I have taped my rather large penis to my thigh using duct tape. I am prepared for a day of dickpix in the name of social psychology.>implying I don't always pretend to be a girl on the internet
4 am cheese pizza threads are some of the most hilarious shitshows I can ever sit through.MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>291243339
The more important question is what happens if they fuck each other. Do they cancel out? Explode upon touch? Do they suddenly begin to emit pulses of gamma radiation at regular intervals? It's going to happen sooner or later, we need to put two of them into the LHC and see what happens under test conditions. We might even find the faggs boson.
>>291243426
Surely you meant this one.
>>291243460
I've seen it. It was very confusing for my dick.
Fine, I'll dump some CP.
Also, check this 2.
>>291242706
the thread is a honeypot for shitposters so they can get banned
you know
OP picture had me until I saw the penis
I mean tall lanky girls don't get the love their deserve
>>291243339
WHO
CARES
?
>>291243151
I'm just so lonely and desperate for genuine love I like to make my perfect waifu every opportunity I can. From looks to personality she's a perfect representation of my dream woman I'll never meet. After I'm don't with that, I play the game regularly and never think about it again. Yes, I acknowledge I'm pathetic and there ain't shit you can do about it.
>>291243551
Me.
>>291243538
Cheetos>Cheese Puffs
>>291240051
Yes but a great part of that 99% is enabling the lunacy of that 1%. Thats the problem.
>>291243460
... Isn't that just a standard Femdom/Submale scenario?
POST PONY
>>291242917
Did moot fuck up the thumbnail, or is it just one frame of pokemon?
>>291238445
Women always have better customization and gear potential. Since I'm a dressup fag who prioritizes superficial horseshit.
>>291238445
why does the one on the left have a penis please help me
>>291243675
HERE WE GO
>sissy white boys
>>291243675
Why is there a mushroom growing out of her hoo-haa?
>>291243676
It's a gif, moron
