Not only is this game full of cheaters, but it's full of pedo's too
shoop ?
pedo's what ?
>>290671117
Thats hilarious. It was surely on purpose as a joke.
Right?
>>290671323
/randomrambo/v/4021097?t=55m06s
top kek
Well he is definitely going to jail now.
>>290671489
I don't think so, looks like he just searched for something mid-stream and forgot that that kind of shit might pop up.
The same exact thing happened to me when I tried to show my friends a game I was working on...
>that normie vidya taste
>pedophile
what does it mean?
>>290671550
twitch.tv before this obviously
>>290671489
bit risky to joke about child porn when you are a full time streamer right? watch the VOD, its on for like half a second
This is why I always disable that history recents shit.
>>290671117
>2 tiny girls get fucked in ass 13 year olds
That's obviously a P2P filename, it's not even CP.
Why do streamers show their faces when playing games? God he is so fucked now. How long until the police visits him?
>>290672084
at first I thought who would watch 2 midgets getting fucked by a 13 year old until read it again
>>290671550
HOLY SHIT WTF DOES HE KNOW PEOPLE KNOW?!
Just flagged it, another streamer was removed for just talking about the subject of child porn. Goodbye to your "professional" stream nerd.
>>290672202
You have more problems than the pedo streamer.
>>290671117
>at home with a girl friend for a uni work
>uses my laptop
>anon what's pururin?
>>290671639
>tfw you pick your nose in front of two chicks on video chat because you forgot they were there
its one thing to be ugly or something and have girls not like you, it's another thing entirely to have chicks interested in you and you constantly put them off like a social retard
>>290671117
I hope he gets arrested, i fucking hate streamers
Why would you name your porn files by what's in them? At the very least name them something that won't get your ass slapped in jail.
>Tiny 2By13
>2A13yr
>As Tiny 13
>2Girl13Y
>Family Trip: Nieces
It's like he wants to go to jail.
Report that shit if you have a twitch account. Fuck pedos
>>290671117
holly shit
>>290672653
>Family Trip: Nieces
Really now ... ?
What's the 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 at the end? Also why is it not showing as a video format?
>>290672653
I remember back in the day when I torrented shit but didn't know what the fuck I was actually doing, I was searching in the limewire search bar for all kinds of crazy shit so the torrents always had names like this.
>>290672313
>Not setting Sankaku Complex as your homepage
Get a load of this casual.
>>290672891
good question
>>290672891
Maybe a .rar file or something.
>>290672313
ONNA NO KO WA FUSHIGI NA KOTO NI
>>290671117
He is sooooooooo fucked
3DPD tho.
>>290673024
>Limewire
>Torrent
It was P2P underageb&
So can the police REALLY do anything? And do you think they will
>>290673139
rar files still display the winrar icon no?
>>290673348
If somebody reports him they sure will.
well he is so fucked, and maybe that wasnt even cp
>>290673348
It's called probable cause, at the least they should seize his computer and search it
>/v/ tries to create a gaming channel
>>290673328
I know, but I also was underaged at that time so I guessed I dodged the honeypot.Wasn't searching for pedo shit tho'
>>290673348
>>290673449
Jesus fuck you guys are fucking stupid.
Following your fucking logic, you also have childporn on your computer because you have viewed OP's image.
>>290671117
> not storing pizza in truecrypt
> not using LUKS
> not using at least EncFS
> hell, rename it to some random shit and encrypt it with bitlocker
fucking retarded
>>290673610
You are one dumb motherfucker.
>>290672313
Man, be open about it. My take is that everyone watch/has watched porn in their life, and it doesn't matter if it's 2D or 3D.
If the girl judges you about what you are fapping to she isn't worth it anyway.
ITS OK GUYS I DOWNLOADED IT ACCIDENTALLY MOVE ALONG
Didn't pewdiepie do something like this too?
Nothing came of that, so nothing will come of this.
>>290673446
for Winrar maybe, I have 7-zip and the icons don't show up for me for some reason.
he just went live to talk about it
>>290673616
>storing pizza
>browsing it at all
>not averting your eyes at the mere mention of it like a holy warrior untainted by the evils of corruption
Kek somebody posted it to his facebook page, he is fucked.
>showing female friend some screenshots I took of an anime
>scrolling through my video screenshot folder
>wait don't I keep my bestiality screencaps here too
>woops
>>290673779
No, Pewdiepie was just watching generic milf porn.
>>290673732
>said the virgin
People are way more judgemental than you would ever think.
>>290673814
why do pedos always have that iconic moustache?
>>290672313
>anon what's Seshi Knight Millcream?
s-stuff
>>290673754
FUCKING PEDO SCUM
>>290673732
If it was regular porn or regular 2D i'd be open about it maybe.
But it's not, trust me it's not.
>>290673610
>Following your fucking logic, you also have childporn on your computer because you have viewed OP's image.
How did you come to that conclusion, retard?
>>290673907
dunno but that's tim allen if you didn't know
he was in jail for selling coke not pedoshit
so one of you fags reported it to the local police? wherever he lives?
>>290673754
>deleted the shit out of it
Now he's going to get charged with evidence tampering too!
>>290673865
maybe it's not worth it then
>>290673732
kek
Just a reminder that most girls are going to hate you if you only mention that you like fantasy or sci-fi movies.
hope he get busted
I made a mistake like that once. Right-clicked the file browser icon on the taskbar to bring up an emulator from the Frequent folders list and had "Natsuyasumi" showing on there for like two seconds.
Thankfully nobody watches my stream.
HE IS LIVE NOW! LOLOLOL
>maximum damage control
/randomrambo
>>290673754
>those deleted messages
>>290671117
>A Skyline owner donating to a fucking GO streamer
Why do I have a sinking feeling he's going to total that car too. Fucking idiot.
how many viewers saw it?
If he's a US citizen he's already under constant surveillance. Chill the fuck out.
>>290674087
>streaming
>ever
Plz go.
>>290673732
Normies always claim that hentai is fucking disgusting.It always seems to be a popular category on porn sites however
>>290673732
wow he thinks people are actually THIS nice IRL
LOL
>streamers are pedos and retards
More news at 11.
>>290674039
It's no wonder most girls are shit
"seriously guys haven't you ever downloaded porn accidentally"
>>290673970
Because just as that image has a mentioning of cheese pizza, I can make a fucking .txt file and name it into a generic cheese pizza, which does NOT IN A SINGLE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET, not even in a 3rd world shithole like the clapistan, give probable cause.
Jesus fuck. It would be different thing if he accidentally opened some cheese pizza on stream.
>Thinking a simple reycyle bin emptying will stop the feds.
Just reported it to the tipline website with screengrabs of both the chat and the video.
>>290674175
>>290674164
at least one is, and she'll be the keeper :3
source: had a pedo, bestiality loving GF
though broke up over completely normal shit
>lost my keeper
>''I am screwed''
hahaha
The only way he can get out of this if it was a joke is to open the file. IF he was joking which he probably wasn't.
>>290673779
No pewdiepie was just normal run of the mill porn
>>290674227
I did that countless times with limewire and emule back in the day
>>290673865
I got a gf... a long time ago, but still.
People that judge other on trivial things such as porn aren't worth to hang out with. Just be more selective when you chose your friend mang.
>>290673950
You don't have to go into creepy details either, just tell her that's a hentai site and you should be good.
>seems like a nice guy on the stream
>talking bout how screwed he is because of this
>claims he downloaded a large quantity of porn at once from some site and that was included in it
I feel kinda bad if he's telling the truth
HAHAHA HES LIVE THAT DAMAGE CONTROL
He said that if the police come they will probably find something
>>290674039
my girlfriend's hard as fuck but she thinks it's cute that i like video games/some fantasy shit, i don't bring it up or talk about it like a sperg though
>the police are going to come soon and check the hyperlink
>they'll probably find something
Dude, stop talking
Unless he deleted the root files he is still fucked.
>these stream
He is making it so much worse.
>>290674325
Fucking limewire and similar programs. I am pretty sure I had illegal porn on my harddrive at one point or another
>>290673607
I remember when i was 14 and a friend said he saw a hot video of a little girl getting fucked. I spent an entire afternoon searching for cp on google.
>>290674353
>downloaded a large quantity of porn at once from some site and that was included in it
Sure thing. Its the last one he enjoyed too.
this guy is stumbling over his words hope he kills himself
>>290673732
>private mode all day everyday
>>290674468
What the fuck is he supposed to do.
It's not what he's doing, but what the fuck.
>>290671639
I was always scare that something like that might happend to me, i always keep my non-standard porn with weird names that only i can understand.
What the fuck, he just admitted to having downloaded child porn before but he "deleted everything no worries".
>>290673040
>Sankaku Complex
Get a load of this 12 year old
>>290674456
If she's hard I think that makes her a boyfriend.
someone ask him if he fucked his son
>he said he's done it before "but didn't look at it"
Oh god, he's fucking it so hard.
Also, he said it was two years ago among a bunch of other stuff. So why come up now?
>>290672296
He's not even a pro, dipshit. He's some dude who went to Global Elite using only pistols.
>>290674456
They usually are okay with it after a while, but don't ever bring that up when you're just casually talking with a girl.
>Toastysalmon: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>290674157
It's seen as weird as fuck. It was funny a couple years ago go to a friends house and we are all laughing about how disgusting hentai is and how only sick fucks watch/read it instead of real porn.
3 years later and we now all admit that hentai is awesome.
>>290674604
their chan is actually good though
>>290671671
>bit risky to joke about child porn when you are a full time streamer right? watch the VOD, its on for like half a second
I'm on that too. If he wanted to make a joke it should be some vanilla porn - something to induce laugh and not half of NSA state division's attention.
God damn fool.
>>290674548
>>290674039
>Just a reminder that most girls are going to hate you if you only mention that you like fantasy or sci-fi movies.
Nigger, every fucking girl I know are dead hard GoT fans, some even red the actual books.
They also go see every new Dysney movie for some reason, so they can't judge me if I watch anime and such.
he says he has done nothing wrong
he says that if the police search his computer they will find something but he hasn't opened it
he actually admits to downloading it
he says that it was a mistake
this guy makes no sense he's just digging himself a deeper hole
He keeps talking and is getting bad.
>>290674604
btw is there an equivalent site with tags like sankaku, but with 3DPD?
>>290674456
I made the mistake of admitting to my girlfriend that I like loliWe're still together and she accepts it but man it was awkward
>the police state of clapistan will probably jail this poor soul along with murderers and rapists
oh well
>anon can I use your computer for a second?
>I want to check a price for something at best buy.
>13 year old
>pedophile
if it bleeds we can fuck it
His fucking face while that search is up made me spit all over my screen.
Fuck.
>>290674786
>poor
>>290674570
He's certianly not supposed to go onto the internet and admit he's a criminal. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
H1Z1 looks like a really shitty boring game.
>>290674251
streamer pedo pls go
>>290674353
I used that excuse once when my cousin caught me.
>>290674746
Then those two girls you know are rare breeds.
Also, Disney is acceptable in the west. It's only anime that is usally the 'nerd' shit.
This guy is great. What a fucking idiot. He's going to get busted, guaranteed. Just listen to the way he talks. He's so fucking guilty it's unreal.
This chomo idiot.
>>290674864
Because it is.
>>290671642
I'm pretty sure most pedophiles are not actually high power level lolicons, but otherwise normal people
>>290674779
As in you like prebuscent kids?
Or small anime 2d girls?
Did he just say he has a kid?
>>290674251
>guy writes facts
>faggot calls him edgy save face
>>290674039
Maybe 10 years ago yhea, now this kind of shit is widely accepted among most of people, girls included.
>>290674798
>on anon we're such best friends
>lemme look up pictures of best friends just like us
>>290674786
8/8
that's what you get for liking 3D instead of 2d fetishes like TG-TF
If a 13 year old searches for porn with other 13 year olds do they get in trouble or just bust in assuming it's the father?
>>290674798
>hey big bro I am going to use your computer for a second I need to google somet-
>>290674985
yeah he's married and has a son
So who is that anyway?
CS just attracts the worst people.
>>290674984
2d you doofus. Although I had to explain to her that just because I like 2d, it doesn't translate to liking 3d
>>290675043
>incest bestiality
what.
>>290672169
You know I've always wondered this but if you watch any streams that semi-popular and the person doesn't have a webcam people will constantly bitch to them to get one so they can look at the person playing the game?? Its weird to me..someone explain please
anoword
anoib
have fun
Is this reddit central? We all like our pizza here get out fucking normies.
We know he is fucked by now, but how could he get away from this /v/?
Get rid of the HDD?
So far he has no commited any crime so he could do that and wouldn't be considered tempering with evidence.
>>290674647
>105 minutes played
>latest achievement is war of attrition
>global elite with pistols
Ok
>Make a new channel called the pedophile. LOL
>>290675138
is the ladyboy a CS player?
>>290673732
Yeah Anon, be open about it, she ends up not worth it anyway, and all your mutual friends and their friends and friends of their friends will know you like shota.
Never reveal your powerlevel, you goddamn dunce.
dear god i hope one of you is recording this, this is up there with Chibi level of cringe + pedo stuff
I'm not saying someone should call child services
He sounds like I did when I was 10 trying to explain to my mom how porn got into the browser history.
>It was... like, a virus. Yeah. It's really simple when you think about it... yeah.
HOLY FUCK MAN STOP TALKING
he's digging himself in a fucking hole more and more and the minute details of his story keep changing and it's just making it worse
>>290675139
>Although I had to explain to her that just because I like 2d, it doesn't translate to liking 3d
Please explain it the way you did, could prove usefull.
>>290675068
He's in trouble because he watched porn as a minor and his parents are in trouble because they didn't do anything against it.
>>290674749
He is a fucking idiot, he doesn't deserve the pedo defense force.
>>290675139
>I like fake kids, not real kids
Sure, bro.
if he has a son why does he need to download cp
>>290674798
That doujin's pretty cute.
>>290675107
this makes me feel uneasy
>>290675138
Cro can't even play CS, even with every hack imaginable his k/d is worse than any silver scrub out there.
And he is fucking disgusting to watch, seriously.
>>290675043
>rape bestiality trap shimaji
That's how you tell a best friend from a friend.
>>290674798
>I just need to use ebay real quick
>>290675215
we've also always liked it when people ruin their lives when their secret is found out
>>290674984
>>290675139
You are one dumb mother fucker. When this chick inevitably leaves you, she is going to be telling everyone she knows in the future all about "the one time i dated a pedophile".
>>290675339
you'll get like 5 people
>>290675081
>just let me search for some funny pics bro
>>290675340
maybe he's not gay
>>290675138
Cro is so based
>>290675350
is that the one with the girl teaching the tentacle monster how to rape?
>>290674087
>Natsuyasumi
Good taste, too bad they were disappointing as fuck considering the god behind the art, Po-Ju.
Reddit not even talking about this.
/v/ blowing things out of proportion again.
>>290671117
Looks like a joke file name.
>>290675447
http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/32gr9k/random_rambo_caught_with_possible_child_porn_on/
>>290675439
If I'm remembering correctly.
>>290674039
What era am I in? This IS 2015, right?
I don't really want to read the whole thread, has someone made a post like
>I'd like to break his skull open with a brick
Or something similar yet? I need a good laugh
>>290674779
>telling your gf your fetishes
nigga...
>>290672313
>>290673732
>>290673950
>gf knows I fap toshotaon occasion
>doesn't like it but doesn't care
>because she faps toOmorashi
>>290675386
There is a way to find a woman that is into the same things that you are?
>>290675221
>admitted to downloading it
>cops get there and the hard drive is gone
That is absolutely tampering with evidence.
>>290675447
It's because he broke the barrier of 2D and 3D.
2D is pure, clean, and cares about you. 3D is disgusting, filthy, hurtful, and real.
>>290675447
Glad to hear your report, redditor.
>>290675221
Well, there is this an urban myth of aponyartist or something that had a livestream going where he drew some pictures.
At some point his entire CP folder flashed on screen. He panicked. Shut down everything, made a post on twitter saying how he fucked up and that he'd rather be dead than in jail.
No idea if he actually killed himself though.
>>290674898
Most girls are into "nerdy" things nowadays, GoT, casual F2P games, the Hobbit, you name it.
If you can't aknowledge this maybe it you that should hang out more with girls, because it's very fucking common.
He is so screwed it isn't even funny..
If I was him I'll toss my HD in the microwave right now.
>>290675303
I just said that 2d loli is way different than 3d. 3d are immature, loud, and gross as fuck and it puts me off entirely. Plus they shouldn't even have a concept of sexuality and if they do then they've been abused which is really sad. 2d aren't even real people and have the mindset of someone older without being abused
>>290675447
>>290675485
why are you faggots on reddit anyways?
>I think I should have talked with a lawyer before I did this stream and started to drink
And yet he continues to stream and drink and talk about shit.
Also, does he make his living off this? What's a dude with a wife and kid doing home drinking and playing video games on a Monday?
>>290675447
Reddit just can't appreciate the finer things in life, like watching a streamer ruin his life.
>>290673907
>>290673814
>mfw I gave "face fur" a chance and ended up with pathetic pedostashe
Not browsing any wonky stuff yet.
>>290675487
Yea alright, that one is pretty good.
>have you ever had sex with your son?
"You have been permanently been banned from chat"
>>290675517
Not when you're in to loli.
holy shit they are raiding him right now, shits going down /randomrambo
>My name is Soren Jensen, i'm 24 years old and living in the capital of Denmark with my wife and son. In the past I've played loads of different games, but one game is the clear winner and that is Counter-Strike. I played 1.6 for many years but never made the jump to Source. This is now my full-time job!
Jesus fucking christ. I'd pay serious money to see the reaction of his wife when he's forced to explain himself.
>>290673181
Nobody got your reference, what a bunch of plebs.
NHK is truly too good.
>>290674604
Sankaku Channel is the best image gallery right now though.
>>290675619
That's a yes, then.
>>290675619
I think thats a yes. A normal person would have just said no
>>290674353
He could have easily p\lay it off as a joke instead of admitting it since it doesn't show the file extension or anything at all. What a retard
>>290673857
>Milf
At least he has good taste in porn at least.
Dude was probably joking and now he has royally fucked his life because of it.
In todays world you cannot joke about that kind of thing. The fuck was he thinking?
The man, who names himself "RandomRambo", has a stash of Counter Strike victories, as well as a stash, of child pornography.
>>290675620
I know a girl who's into loli.Because she draws it.
>>290675570
>Microwave on High for 30 minutes
>Take outside and destroy with a hammer
>Drive 8 blocks to put in a business recycling bin
Sorry officer, I don't know what you're after
>>290675502
No, mostly just people laughing at how retarded he is.
Jesus fuck, I just realized this guy isn't Angry Joe.
He will end up drunk and confessing in a couple of more hours.
>>290675447
>downloading CP
>blowing things of of proportion
>>290675652
Anon, I...
You are my best friend anon.
>>290675704
IRL a normal person would punch you in the face.
>>290672313
>at home
>gf over
>needs to use computer
>let her use it
>left porn folder open
>realize it to late
>she's totally cool with it and we spend the night watching and laughing at porn, fuck and go to sleep.
god it feels good to have such a great girl
Is this nigga drunk?? LMAO what the fuck is he talking about.
>>290675734
I don't think there was a time that could really joke about having CP at any point in the recently past.
>>290675386
Yeah it's possible but I don't believe she would and we've been together long enough that I trust her. Nowadays she even jokingly teases me about liking it. Almost everyone has fetishes anon, you just have to find someone who will talk about theirs
>>290675740
A whole lot of loli mangaka are female actually Ootsuka Reika, Hatch, Kaworu Watashiya, Yui Haga, etc.
>>290675714
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWaFt4VOc0
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Reminder that pedophiles are not people, and not deserving of any sympathy or human rights. Nobody cries when a pedo dies.
watching his stream atm "idk if it was cp or not" sure buddy
>>290675813
But thats illegal
>>290675813
>normal people are brutes who punch each other all the time
Is this an american thing or just a meme?
>>290675807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw
>13
>pedo
Holy shit Americucks get it together.
>mfw gf knows I have hentai and 3d porn by the truckload
>doesn't care, watches it with me
>>290675735
Not bad
You know, when you are digging a hole, its best just to stop. What idiot gets on and streams the next day? This is going to force twitch to do something, when he could have just laid low and it wouldn't have mattered.
>>290675043
>Shimaji
Mah nigga.
Now he is making child molesting jokes
Says in the description he has a kid, i wonder if he'll ever see this
Imagine finding a video of your father drinking and joking about child porn and how his life is ruined now
>>290675947
Saudi Arabia and/or Japan pls go.
>>290675915
Hi reddit, enjoying your stay?
>>290675932
Best and only ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo
He sounds pretty scared.
>>290675930
Not all the time, just when some creep starts talking about sex with their underage kid.
>>290675915
that video makes me laugh everytime.
where in the stream video does he realize it happened? I'm watching and it happened liek 6 minutes ago and he's just playing and hasn't addressed it
>>290675619
fuck
>>290676014
What the shit.
>>290675652
>NHK is truly too good.
Overrated.
show ruined by misaki
>>290676037
You can't push you're semetic values on me anymore you fucking kike.
>>290676014
Wow, you're so cool and edgy, anon. Let me suck your dick real quick.
>>290676038
I don't know this meme, what does reddit have to do with pedo bashing
>>290676014
>not using a separate linux PC for all your porn
>>290676014
>>290676014
I honestly hope for you that you are behind 7 proxies while downloading this shit.
>>290676014
What fucking idiot would keep those file names.
>>290673754
Holy shit, can you still get pizza via emule and co?
I mean fuck, I used that 10 years ago and it was everywhere.
>that one friend with a hdd full of cp
he was always so weird
>>290671867
>Browsing comp as usual one night
>Didn't delete history in a few days
>Bro comes in
>"Can I use comp quick?"
>"Sure"
>I'm not looking at the screen or anything (lappy so the back of it was facing me)
>Just had to sit there and hope he doesn't find anything
>"Alright all done"
>Immediately check history from when he used it
>First result was craigslist m4m in my area search because I was curious one day
>My bro now probably thinks I get railed by bears in the area on a weekly basis
Yeah don't save your shit yo
>>290676014
damn, nigga
>>290676014
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>290673754
They ALWAYS say this shit.
"WOAH HOW DID THAT GET THERE?"
