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>>288958231
OMG IS REAL o.o
>>288958231
lel
Huh, it's real.
>>288958320
YES !
I don't know what to feel...
>>288958231
Don’t let the date fool you: This Nintendo Direct is no joke!
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-01-2015/
It's real. Goddamn.
FINAL FANTASY EXPLORERS
So can somebody explain to me what is the Treehouse please?
I still don't know what it is
>>288958231
Nothing on the UK page yet. Is it Murrika only?
http://mynintendonews.com/2015/03/30/rumour-nintendo-direct-on-april-1st/
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
READY YOUR HYPE MACHINES GENTLEMEN
>>288958415
https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/582890108749258753/photo/1
It's everywhere
>>288958453
>inb4 it doesn't start with any of the leaked games
>>288958231
>europe gets its own separate one a day later
Not gonna lie, im worried that the gap for euro releases is going to be widening further. We still havent got kirby or steam
>>288958413
Oh yeah, I forgot that that game existed. Is out in japan or is it not even released?
HOW MANY HOURS FROM NOW
>5 Nintendo Direct threads in the catalog.
Please contain your autism.
At fucking 5:00 P.M. central time? What the fuck is this shit? Some people have to work.
story of seasons eu release date you fucking nigggers
>>288958453
I'm always ready
>Starfox Horizon
>>288958231
>direct starts
>iwata starts laughing
>laughs for 39 mins while saying preasu undastandu
>direct ends
>it was all a ruse cruise even the fake leaks
>>288958231
why is everyone hyping a joke direct.
>>288958671
>This direct is no joke
Yeah sure
IT JUST GOT CONFIRMED FOR JP
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20150402/index.html
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20150402/index.html
STARFOX HERE WE GO FUCKERS
http://www.nintendo.nl/Divers/Nintendo-Direct/Laatste-Nintendo-Direct/Nintendo-Direct-698557.html
For our Dutch and European viewers
>>288958231
>TREEHOUSE AFTER
My dick is ready
oh my god who cares
>PM
This is strange.
Success has eluded me, like a good relationship.
>>288958231
>DIRECT
>TREEHOUSE
post yfw the leak is real
yesssss rehash 31 up my ass please
>>288958910
No it isn't. We had a direct in PM about 2 directs ago.
IT'S NOT 9 AM
THE LEAK IS FAKE. DONT EXPECT ANYTHING INTERESTING.
>>288958453
That's a lot of stuff to be happening and I really hope a lot of it is true.
Disappointed there aren't any localizations for the Dragon Quest titles mentioned, unless that happens in the Treehouse event after.
>mfw grown men being excited hearing the word treehouse
>mfw people on /v/ really are man children
>Jackkkk, it's moi toin to pway wiff the twee house!
>>288958231
>>288958231
>April 1
Mega Man Legends 3, new Metroid and F-Zero confirmed
>>288958415
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Misc-/Nintendo-Direct/Latest-Nintendo-Direct/Nintendo-Direct-698557.html
Exciting, and it's on at a decent time for once! Was there anything leaked about the contents?
>>288958973
Kind of disappointed. I want everything in that direct, but I also want surprises.
>>288958671
>>288958739
It's only a joke for the american date. In europe it airs on April the 2nd.
>>288958973
WHAT DID THE LEAK SAY
>doing this on april 1st
I mean that's funny and all but won't a lot of people that hear the news just dismiss it as a joke? sounds like a bad idea
>>288958231
BLACK GUILE WAS RIGHT!
MEWTWO
E
W
T
W
O
>>288958520
Its not a day later, its just 00:00 am on the 2 of april in europe when its 3pm on the 1 of april in america (9 hour time difference)
>>288959156
Prove that we're not all really little girls.
Watch people who are actually believing the leak be the louding shitposters by the time the Direct is over and proves them once again to be bullshit.
>>288958574
Uhhh 8 hours and 45 minutes I think
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE?
El leak es real?
No es fake?
>>288959202
Mario Galaxy 3
Star Fox
N64 VC
Cross platform eshop buys
Splatoon date
Paper Mario Wii U
>>288958973
it's fake though, the hour is wrong, it only got the date right
>>288959248
I think that's the idea. Most people would dismiss it as a joke, so that way when they find out that it wasn't a joke, they feel like fools for missing out.
>>288959005
>every direct until 2014 was in the morning besides one or two and I couldn't watch them
>come 2014 and every direct is in the afternoon and I can finally watch them live
>January direct is in the morning again
>this direct goes back to the afternoon
Stop fucking with me, Nintendo.
>>288958231
I dont know what to believe
>>288959315
It's tomorrow
>>288959202
PAPER
FUCKING
MARIO
>>288959319
>N64 VC
They never got around to DS VC so what makes that even a remote possibility. Fake as hell.
MEWTWO AND MORE DLC
BALANCE PATCHES
SPLATOON SHIT
PAPER MARIO SHIT
LETS GO, I WANT TO BELIEVE
HE WAS RIGHT
HOLY SHIT HE WAS RIGHT
>>288959368
>it's fake though, the hour is wrong
Partially correct info is pretty common in even legitimate leaks.
I'm still more shocked THIS is real.
>3pm
I have lab then. Why couldn't it be early morning like it usually is?
>>288958414
A magical place that is beyond our understanding.
Okay, things that would be cool
>More Smash DLC Announced
>Star Fox
>Zelda
>Punch U Out
>Splatoon
>MEGAAAAMAAAAAAN
>Metroid Whatever the fuck
>>288959319
NO ES FAKE
>>288959202
SNES Games for 3DS
N64 Games for Wii U
Starfox Horizon
Paper Mario Wii U
Mewtwo
Devil's ThirdOf course, the leak said 9 AM, so it's fake.
>>288959537
>when you realize jet fuel cant melt steel beams .
>>288958231
SPLATOON RELEASE DATE AND AMIIBO CONFIRMED
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT SPLAT
>>288959319
>>288959425
>Paper Mario Wii U
I need to believe.
WAIT
We are actually experiencing a legit leak?
SMTXFE?
>>288959587
college brother. I have a lecture by then.;_;
>Paper Mario (working title): first trailer shown, uses the best parts of the first four titles of the series, developed by Intelligent Systems, more infos at E3 2015.
>yfw
>>288959647
It can reduce structural integrity by 50%.
>>288958453
Not raising my hype. I KNOW we're all going to be disappointed. I just know it.
YES YES YES YES YES
>>288959682
If by some miracle SMT x FE info is finally released and I'm in lab while it happens I'll be so disappointed.
Okay, Goodnight guys
I'll see you then
>>288959638
The leak said 15:00 cet
Standard size New 3DS announcement for the US please
I haven't given up hope
>Direct ends
>F-Zero turbo charging sounds while the screen goes black
>E3 logo
>>288959704
>uses the best parts of the first four titles
I beat Sticker Star. There isn't anything better that it does that isn't in the other three. This "leaker" needs to sound more convincing.
>>288959862
You're going to sleep for 30+ hours?
>>288958231
>The leak was real
so glad to know I have to wait until June to use Mewtwo because I didn't waste money on a gimped version of sm4sh
oh my god if paper mario ttyd 3d is in this I will buy 20 fucking copies
Happening
>>288959827I'm considering not going to my lecture. it's just one. one more. my conscious can handle one. maybe.
>>288960031
>Buy both, still get fucked because no Nintendo Club in my country
>Nintendo Direct
>Mewtwo DLC
>Splatoon info
>SMT x FE
>Finally at the very end we get a trailer forthe long awaited Mario and Sonic platformer
A man can dream.
>>288959638
Changing the time the direct airs would be the simplest thing to Nintendo to change.
>>288958453
>Kojima comes out
>I'm alright
>ZOE 3 on Wii U
>>288959623
They already confirmed Zelda won't be at E3. Dream on baby dream on.
>>288960031
I don't even care about Smash 4 anymore because Diddy ruined everything. The only fun I have anymore is in For Fun.
To all Britfags: Its at 11PM tomorrow night for us.
>>288959902
YOU GOT BOOST POWER
>>288960074
>>288959827
>>288959682
>>288959587
>mfw vacations
AHAHAHA FAGGOTSE3 happens during exams week ;_;
>>288960074
conscience* also forgot pic
WHERE IS MY STANDARD SIZED N3DS
>>288958604
most kids are at home from school at that time.
>>288960141
It wont be at E3 because its here?
Duh
It's Paper Mario for Wii U or 3DS shit?
ANSWER, PREEEZE.
>>288958231
>have to drive 200km around that time tommorrow
>currently 100km/h wind and a heavy storm
i might not make it
OH SHIT IT WAS REAL
Live Treehouse, my God yes!
>>288959537
He reported shit from 4chan, he believes everything that comes from here.
But now he looks really good for trusting it.
>>288960260
>>288960272
What is it? CP?
>extremly guessable date
>implying that makes the leak real.
Either way there were like, 10 ducking fake leaks claiming it would be tomorrow
You guys are obsessed
>>288959892
Stay strong Ameribro
>>288959319
>Mario Galaxy 3
I don't see it anywhere on the leak.
METROID X HALF LIFE CONFIRMED BASED SAKAMOTO
>>288960282
Wii U
and there's a rumor about Thousand Years door remake on 3DS I think
>>288960227
>mfw I end long before E3 startsI'm sorry anon.
>>288960327
Actually yes.
Report it.
>>288958453
>snes titles released on 3ds eshop
super metroid finally
finaallylylylyllylylydvjifoaehfaöifhdö
>>288959156
Videogames are for children ahahahahahahaha.
>Getting hype for a Direct
When was the last time a Direct lived up to the hype?
Here's a hint:never
>>288958231
>more nintendo shovelware incoming
woooow
>>288960342
you just know she's completely broken and abused from the inside, and will never have a normal life
I'm not a moralfag by any means but I can't fathom how anyone can get off to this shit at all, how empathyless they must be
>>288960391
Paper Mario on Wii U. Oh man, I'm gonna cry.
>>288960412
>Earthbound on my 3DS
>They eventually release Mother 1 and 3 as well
Dreaming big.
C'MON WARIO GAMES
WARIO LAND 3D WITH WALUIGI CO-OP
Should I be afraid for not having left this thread? I'm only still here because
>Nintendo
Don't wanna get in trouble because mods are being shit
HOLY SHIT SO STAR FOX CO-DEVELOPED WITH PLATINUM IS REAL
>>288960593
>he doesnt have 4chanX
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>288960618
FUCKING THIS
A WARIO LAND PLEASE NINTENDO
>>288960412
>Cross play buys
>I can also get Shovel Knight and Megaman X on my 3DS
oh yes
>>288960662
Wait it works again?
brb reinstalling
>>288960637
Enjoy getting v&
>>288960593
You can tell if its deleted just by seeing if there's a trash can there or not anon
>>288960657
But Kamiya only likes 64
He has shit taste
>>288960657
I thought Kamiya said he didn't want to make Star Fox anymore?
>>288960705
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
https://github.com/Nebukazar/OneeChan
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT AN ACTUAL CHILD?
HOLY SHIT
>people thinking the leak is real
it said Star Fox is also made by Platinum you gullible fucks, Miyamoto isn't working with those meme developers
SMTxFE
PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE
>>288960618
you're setting yourself up for disappointment
>>288958231
>April 1st
Great, now I won't be able to take anything said on the Direct at face value.
itt: newfags that never been to /b/ and seen cheese pizza
>>288960795
yes just like the other 1000 times
>>288960795
Yes
Thankfully mods saved the day again.
Although now I'm afraid for having stuck around in this thread
Fucking asshole posting that shit
>mfw the leak is real and we actually get a good Paper Mario game again
The last Nintendo Direct got "leaked". The date was pinpoint correct but everything else was fake. Calm your dicks for now, newfags.
>>288960814
>Waifufags ruined Fire Emblem community
>Fatlus will make it even worse
I hope it gets cancelled.
>6pm EST
>Get home literally at 6 from work
>tfw I can leave early no fuck's given, get home at 5:40 with time to spare
Fuck yes, this is gonna be good.
>>288960094
>Spoiler
THIS
SEGA AND NINTENDO PLEASE
>They skipped a month so their next Direct would be E3
http://i.imgur.com/SkzxtSK.gif?1
>>288960795
Yep
>>288960947
>http://i.imgur.com/SkzxtSK.gif?1
>>>/reddit/
>>288960795
how new are you to have never been rused by cp
>>288960947
I ain't clickin that shit son
>>288960074
If you don't care about the class, fuck it. Ask yourfriendsto get the notes for you for that day
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
PLATINUM STAR FOX
>>288960947
>implying I"m going to click imgur links after what went down in this thread
M E W T W O
>everyone freaking out over CP
>Not just reporting and moving on
GG really did bring a lot of newfags here, huh.
METROID PLEASE
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS
IT'S NEVER HAPPENED
PLEASE
what was the leak? I missed it.
It was real...?
Okay Mods fixed it
BACK TO NINTENDO
I really hope that Nintendo owns rights to make some Megaman games
If so then its the best thing Mighty Number 9 has done, showing Capcom that people will throw money at Mega
This'll be a shit Direct. The only things that may be interesting are a Star Fox teaser, but I bet that game's going to be a budget title like Captain Toad or Kirby, and whatever game they plan to cover up Zelda's delay with, which will likely only be shown out of desperation and not look that great.
>>288958453
Time is wrong. It's fake.
>>288958414
Localization team for nintendo.
>>288961032
Sometimes screaming mods actually helps them notice
>>288961032
Never seen this shit on here before
Everytime it was always something like a picture of a Japanese dude eating a donut or something.
>>288960918
>waifus runing anything
Literal faggot here
>>288961003
>>288961024
I did it for you. it's that squareheaded nigger you keep seeing in these threads that people unironically like for whatever reason.
WHO SKIPPING JOB FOR THIS SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK MY LIFE SUCKS
>>288961087
Go to the Nintendo site you faglord, it's there after you click Nintendo direct.
>Its not a Splatoon Direct
Dropped.
Its like they dont want the game to sell or something.
>>288961086
New Devil's Third content is pretty much confirmed if they're doing a Treehouse event right afterwards. Also Mario Maker and Yoshi stuff as well, not to mention Mewtwo and MK8 DLC. They've got enough to cover a decent Direct.
But it has already been january 4th.
>>288961007
Miyamoto's the one working on Star Fox you dumb nigger.
>>288961161
>also image in the url.
your cache is were the image is currently lying, uncrypted.
>>288961047
Wait for E3 anon. Trust me, it will happen this time...;_;
>>288961161
>.gif
Not clicking on your nigger-for-one-frame-but-actually-CP shit.
>>288961180
I'll just delay my lunch hour.
WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL THE SURPRISE WITH LEAKS?
DIRECT HYPE
fun with /v/ incoming
Dreams and dissapointment
>inb4 prease understand
>>288961086
Star Fox alone makes this worthy of hype
>>288960947
Thanks a lot, I just got promoted after looking at that. Now a cop is manhandling my ass.
>>288961237
Because them doing multiple directs in a month is unheard of. They did a regular and a Mario kart 8 Direct in the same month. And the same could happen for Splatoon.
>>288961180
EST master race
By the time it starts, I'll already be relaxed at home
>>288961253this is a joke right?it's day/month/year for Europoors.
Seriously how fucking long away is it?
I cant figure out if its AM or PM
>>288961161
Looking at CP isn't illegal. You can't be charged for it.
If you see it and even fap to it, there's no harm coming to you.
>>288961286
So should go into my history and delete my cache?
>>288960913
this
does no one remember that? You're all setting yourselves up for disappointment
>>288960143
>because Diddy ruined everything.
what.
why would Platinum even want to make star fox? It's not their core game genre, they have nothing to win from this.It would be more believable to give them a Metroid, or Kid Icarus.
IT LITERALLY SAID 3 PM PST
GET A CONVERTER.
> Starts at Midnight in Yurop
What the fuck is this shit, I have to wake up at 6 am for fucks sake
>>288961239
Shit game, game we know about, game we know about, a single DLC character that has taken too long and lost all hype. I guess some info on MK8 is alright, but that's hardly enough interesting content.
>>288961285
Check the leak faggot.
It's also very likely that, while Miyamoto is the director, Platinum was brought to develop the game and give suggestions.
>>288961361
burn your hd, anon. It's the only thing that you can do.
>>288961360
Besides, like...you know, the image burnt into your head
I feel sick now
>>288961357
yeah, exactly
the 4th of january was 3 months ago
how many hours from now
>>288961361
yes
If they don't announce communities for Splatoon in this Direct I'm gonna fucking fly
>>288961221
>article says 15:00 CET(7:00 PST)
>nintendo says direct is at 15:00 PST
Yeah, it's fake.
MOTHER 4 WHEN
>Inb4 There already is a mother 4
>5PM
Oh shit I might be actually able to see it-
>I work til 6
God damn it
>>288961418
Have you noticed how most PG games have some sort of flying vehicle segment? Specially in Kamiya games?
And did you miss the ARWING CAMEO IN BAYO 2 FOR FUCKSAKE
>>288961469
Are you really that sensitive.
Jesus christ people these days...
Kid Icarus Uprising HD U please.
Or Metroid Prime Hunters 2 3D: The Huntening
>>288961469
What a normalfaggot
>>288961450
mfw easter vacation
>>288961358
23 hours ~13mins
>>288961452
Directs are meant to give people updates. And we haven't heard of those things in a very long while.
>>288961471
but OP's image is American
>>288960406
I didn't read the thread and opened it, how fucked am I? I don't wanna get v&
>>288961547
>Searching for CP is a punishable offense
In some places but in most it's not. And seeing CP on 4chan most certainly is not an offense.
>>288961469
Bait harder
>>288961507
>Inb4 Nintendo buys that Mother 4 and make it official
>>288961180
CEST master race
Super Metroid 3Ds. Make it n3ds exclusive if they want but just fucking make it
>>288961489
No you faggot go to the Nintendo.com site and then click Nintendo direct, it's real.
>>288961180
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY WHAT'S WRONG WITH SKIPPING ONE DAY
>>288961568
You idiot, its 8 hours
>>288960947
MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!
>>288960913
>>288961394
Also, it's an easy date to guess because Club Nintedo rewards come out today
>>288961361
The FBI goes after the dude who posted that, not the dudes who were accidentally exposed to it.
>>288961682
you what
>>288961682
It's actually over 30 hours away.
>>288961682
It's tomorrow, not today.
>>288961662
Nothing on the site, retard.
>>288960238
Mike Ross got fat.
>>288961602
I don't know.
Based on everyone in this thread, I'd say you're safe. Go ahead and delete your cache though.
>>288961560
>>288961623
>>288961553
edgy samefag
>>288961743
Click on Nintendo DIRECT you humongous faglord.
>there will finally be a solid release date for Splatooon
>New paper mario on wii u
I know not to get my hopes up but I want to believe
>>288961798
Nope, still nothing.
>>288961556
It will never happen but I would cum buckets.
>>288961779
no
>>288958453
Hyped for what? It's fucking Nintendo. You already know they're going to show. The same shit they've been showing for 2 years now but with a release date now if you're lucky
>>288961861
check now
>>288961786
>edgy
retard.
>>288961457
Kamiya always wanted to work on a Star Fox game.
>>288960886
>going to /b/
Epin XD
>>288961861
Well, where are you from?
Post the leak for reference
ADVANCE WARS 3DS WHEN
Based Nintendo of Germany employee. Thank you.
>>288961798
You're gonna have to sperg harder.
>>288961754
See part of me is relieved that there's a chance I'm safe, the other half is worried about believing 4chan
either way lesson learned, never open deleted spoiler images, that shit was fucking gross
>>288961889
It's not there faggot.
>HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS THERE'S NO DIRECT
Get the fuck off my board.
>>288961879
>I don't like fun, therefore no one should like it too
>>288961910
>ebin ex dee maymay
>>288961989
>this will never be finished
So it's tomorrow at 6pm EST huh?
Welp, time to make an excuse that I'm going out with a friend for a film and go watch the Direct via some McDicks wifi or something similar.
>>288961971
>Not being able to click the link at the bottom of the homepage
Are you retarded?
>>288961786
Still need to bait harder.
>>288961895
>so mad have to photoshop some shit up
It would be wise to not expect any huge new game reveals during this Direct with E3 just 2 months away.
This Direct will more likely provide updates on games we know are coming such as Devil's Third, Splatoon and Mario Maker.
>>288961989
rare pepe and dubs checked, what could be better
>>288962065
>Every generation of consoles people say this
>Nintendo continues to survive
You sure?
>>288961971
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-01-2015/
Are you retarded or retarded, retarded?
>>288962065
I tip my fedora to you fellow Sony fan
you got the nintendo niggers!!
>>288962068
>says b8 harder
>already bited 3 times
nigger what
>>288961741
>>288961728
Oh cool then
9AM Sydney
Good thing I dont work ThursdaysOr Any day ever, fuck I need a job
>>288961285
nowhere does it say that, only that he's ''supervising'' i.e: what Aonuma has been doing after TP.
>>288962121
why
>>288962121
MODS!
>>288961971
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2015/03/31/nintendo-direct-announced-for-tomorrow
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-01-2015/
https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/582890134846197760
Also anyone noticing that the main site is offline?
>>288962121
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>288962121
MODS MODS MODS
>>288962121
C'mon man. Cut that shit out.
>>288962121
>>288962157
>>288962190
>linking to viruses
You sure showed me faggots.
>>288962121
MODS
>>288962121
Your a fucking idiot, however that kid is alpha as fuck.
>>288962121
Oh my fucking god again
Is it the same person
>>288962083
>He has no argument
>>288962121
>>288962180
>2121
dubs confirm it
>mfw I'll be streaming that shit during lunch break at work
feels good man
>>288962121
I haven't seen the pic but I know it's cp so here's a reaction image x^D
>>288959185
>midnight
>decent time
Whatever you say.
>>288962121
Just because it's 3D /ss/, doesn't make it any better, you faget.
My body is ready
Sam is best girl
someone is illegally mad today.
what's the matter, not enough Sony shilling for you today, boyo?
>>288962121
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER!
Fuck your pessimistic bullshit /v/, I'm hyped for more DT footage. Splatoon is going to be fun, but DT will be the real king of online shooting on Wii U.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIgy8FbUK8
LEAK IS FAKE
>>288962340
MODS MODS MODS
>>288962340
MODS
>>288962269
>i need arguments to shitpost
kill yoself
>this thread
>>288962121
How comes i never got molested by an atractive female
>>288962372
>didn't wait until the direct was out
HE FUCKING RUINED IT
>the spammer from /sp/ is now on /v/
fuck
>>288962325
>midnight
They better be topless this time.
>>288962121
not falling for that one, bad enough I opened one of those spoilers and am prolly going to jail forever, fuck you.
>>288962340
what was this one? it got bopped before I could even see it.
>>288962325
Sam is alright, but Audrey is the real best.
>>288962415
You were an ugly and fat kid, that's why
>>288962121
>>288962340
kill yourself
>>288962461
Jesus christ that pic is the most disgusting one... Is she... what the fuck
>>288961556
>Metroid Prime Hunters 2 3D
NO.
YOU WANT MORE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME?
>>288962461
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>288958231
YFW zelda U delay was Nintendo's aprils fool
Does anyone have the leak of the German Nintendo employee?
>>288962461
AAAAAAHHH
>>288962269
>implying
>>288962461
Jesus christ again?! Lucky I'm in incognito mode
What the fuck is going on.
>>288959156
>>288961285
Yeah, just like KojiPro was the dev working on MGR :^)
>>288962461
someone else open this image before I go full paranoia
>>288962405
>Shitposting
After you
>>288959068
>9 pm in germany
>leak was from germany
Man, I remember when CP spamming was a common tactic people used to get threads shut down. I'd see it happen like once a week almost. It's so rare here now
Times sure have changed.
>>288962461
LEAVE
>>288962607
Zionist Occupied Game Industry (ZOGI) wants us to stop liking Nintendo.
>>288960227
Where the fuck do you go that you aren't done for the semester by mid-May? Or do you do trimesters?
>>288962461
JESUS CHRIST
MODS PLEASE SAVE US
>>288962635
It's a paint image with text saying "reply to this as if it was more shitty CP"
Betting we'll get Inazuma Eleven 2 in the US from Level-5Gonna pray for LBX
>Nintendo Direct announced
>NO GAMES ALLOWED Sonyggers trying to shit the thread up
Why can't you go play your game?
>>288962648
>It's so rare here now
You clearly don't visit many boards
>>288962461
FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED NIGGER
Why do people freak out more when CP is posted than when gore is posted?
>>288962635
it's scat
>>288959057
sauce
>>288962648
go to /sp/ if you like CP spam so much, it happens daily
>>288962461
>>288962489
N-no i wasnt ;_;
Stop being rude, anon
>>288962648
sonygaggers are so buttblasted they have to spam CP to shut down vidya threads
>>288960227
>tfw semester ends in May
>>288962461
MOOT SAVE US
>>288962736
Because gore isn't illegal
google you have a sick sense of humour
>>288962648
Yes now we can actually talk about video games.
>>288958453
>new Paper Mario
thanks for putting the idea in my head fag, I know its not going to happen;_;or it will just be an april fools joke
>>288962648
ok kid
>>288962724
I visit /an/
>>288962723
they're already done with stillborne since it has no pvp
>>288962693
people with quarters in my state end early june. is that when E3 starts?
>>288958649
Please stop, my heart can't take much more of a beating
>>288962808
Fuck me I shouldnt of laughed at this
>>288962736
Because you could get in trouble with the government since it's illegal.
>>288961879
>You already know they're going to show
Did you expect XCX or Splatoon?
>>288962828
I'm not saying it's bad that it's changed, just interesting.
>Star Fox horizon
>Co developed by Platinum
BEHAVE BONER!!! BEHAVE
It's happening again, isn't it?
Nintendo is going to make everyone else look like shit yet again, right?
>>288961563
Having fun in school, underage?
>>288958453
pls animal crossing for wii u
>>288962915
You sick motherfucker. Reported.
>>288961989
Is that Flipnote?
>>288962915
No. I'm lactose intolerant.I actually am
-Wave 4 will release in April.
-Ike will be rereleased with Marth for Codename: S.T.E.A.M..
-Splatoon amiibo will be released alongside them.
-Splatoon amiibo will add minor items for certain games that the characters are associated with.
-Scanning Yoshi in Yoshi's Wooly World gives Yoshi an Mega Eggdozer (Giant Egg) to throw. This can be used once a day.
-Scanning other SMB amiibo in Yoshi's Wooly World will give Yoshi an accesory of that amiibo.
-Along with the Mario Kart 8 DLC Pack #2, 10 new Mii costumes via amiibo will be released.
-New Smash Bros. Character(s) hinted with a trailer titled "Brains and Brawn" (Mewtwo)
Meh, nothing of interest asides from seeing the Splatoon amibos
>>288962915
Eww, that's just repulsive.
>>288962736
Im pretty desensitized to gore
>>288962916
What is it about Reggie that makes him so loveable?
>>288962915
cant get this shit out of my head now holy fuckin fuck
XCX RELEASE DATE
WOOLY WORLD RELEASE IN 2 WEEKS
NEW FE INFO
MEWTWO RELEASE
MARK MY WORDS
>>288959885
Which is 9 AM EST/6 AM PST. The actual announcement says 3 PM PST which is 6 PM EST/12 AM CET
Not that this means anything.
>>288962835
How does it feel to be the only one on that board?
>>288962915
Damn looking fine, I want to eat that so badly.
>>288962926
it's called university and it is fun yes
>>288962915
disgusting...
>>288962916
>implying Nintendo could ever lose E3
>"Hey guys, we're going to show you games."
>do this for 3 days, actual people playing actual games on the hardware they're designed for
>comfy at home, watching Treehouse and Nintendo Directs
>>288963000
>trips
>>288960391
TYD was a rumor that was disconfirmed IIRC.
114778 SECONDS FAGGOTS
>>288962974
guess you arent white
>>288962915
Too thick for me. I prefer them thin. :)
>mfw Mario kart 8 dlc, paper mario, splatoon and devils third new trailers
>>288962991
He's tall, broad shouldered, and cute. 3/3 knockout.
>>288962915
Fuck off pedo
>Stay tuned for a live treehouse presentation for one of the spring releases
Splatoon right?
MY BIRTHDAY DINNER IS HAPPENING AT THAT TIME.
>>288963071
Then it's not called easter vacationin germany at least.
>>288962991
nothing he just looks like a gorilla.
>>288963071
>uni
>fun
>>288962983
>Yoshi's Wooly World
>eggs
Yeah, no
>>288959574
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS FUCKING GAME
THAT GAME IS PROBABLY SHIT, BUT I STILL FUCKING PLAYED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
IS IT ONLY ON WII U OR CAN I PLAY IT ON SOME OTHER PLATFORM
>>288963113
I am though. I'm whiter than most people. People called me casper at school. When I wore white shirts this same kid would always joke "DUDE PUT A SHIRT ON"
>>288962915
Alright, I feel faint. What's behind this one?
>>288963019
Pretty good actually. There's maybe 100 people who visit that board daily, and most people know who the few trolls are, and most threads are full of quality discussion and friendly people.
>>288963191
too much P, not enough of the C
>>288963156
What a joke
>>288963156
GIVE YOURSELF DHIARREA RIGHT NOW
>>288963156
>Born on April 1st
Life must have been rough.
what are the chances theysay anything about FE X SMT?
>>288958231
It's... Happening?
>>288963162
it isin finland
>>288963167
git gud
>>288963156
hope you get some puss anon
captcha doign
>Post yfw Paper Mario U replacing Zelfa comes true
>>288963191
>CP
>He doesnt eat Peri Peri Chicken Pizza
>>288963249
zero.
>tfw just got the news that have an unexpected free day tomorrow
>come to /v/
>see this
Well hype I guess, hype and bracing for disapointment.
>>288963292
so good. I wanna lick that thin ass body so much
>>288963249
I'd say wait till E3 for any more news about the upcoming FE games.
>>288963191
>deleting your own image
Time to guess how much of it is wasted for talking about Mewtwo yet again
>>288963325
>meat on pizza
>>288963292
Yes
>>288962768
I was kidding. You're lovely and beautiful, anon. :3
>>288963191
>[Deleted]
Hope you got banned for CP faggot.
>>288963156
Just set up a laptop/phone/tablet and watch it while you're eating.
>>288963249
Same chance Sony talks about Last Guardian this E3
>>288963213A real cheese pizza
>>288961285
So?
Sakurai was working on Smash and they got namco bandai to develop it. What's the difference?
>>288963394
>Being a Vegie muncher
Its a shame the only meat you eat is dicks
>>288963394
Chicken is not meat.
Wait isn't Starfox Even Horizon that fan project from that furry dude?
>>288963387
Time to guess how much time goes by without giving us a solid release date.
>>288963465
>veggies on pizza
Even worse. Just have a fucking sandwich and leave the pizza alone.
>mfw Sonyggers probably thought they could chase out the Nintengods after the hostile takeover
Backfired general? Backfired general.
Are we all gonna get v&?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngT2Y0ZHyQ
kek looks like Etika was right to have faith in /v/
>>288963543
No, that's absolutely ridicul
>>288963465
Fucking hue
For real tho onions are cool on pizza
test
>>288963507
> that fan project from that furry dude?
>Starfox
as opposed to?
>>288963538
When is their next big release? 6 months? 1 year? Sure is sad being a Sonygger and being starved for games and news.
>>288962461
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>288963543
>actually scared about being v&
Why aren't you browsing 4chan with incognito mode on?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that we'll be seeing an Animal Crossing U announcement, if not a full release, some time this year?
>>288963543
No. It's not illegal unless you save it to your harddrive or have it in your possession, you won't get v& because some guy behind 7 proxies and a VPN posts CP.
>>288963664
In any case I'm really really really happy I have a Wii U.
Now I'm paranoid about hovering over spoilered images
I mean I've seen this happen before but this guy is pretty dedicated right now, I've seen him post in two threads now
>have class 3 hour at 6:30 est
>exam so I can't miss it
>have to get there early now so I don't miss anything and arrive slightly late to class if it's longer than a half hour
>might miss new amiibo preorders
>>288963729
Why should we pa
>>288963632
http://starfoxeh.weebly.com
I had to look it up. At first I thought EH was a name I've heard of before, I just forgot about it so the joke went over my head.
>>288963605
Calm the fuck down, nigga.
>>288963802
It's all ov
>>288963116
If she weren't attractive this would be straight up cringe
get ready for that Fatal Frame localization!
>>288963768
Don't own any current gen consoles myself, but the Wii U sounds like it'd be a no-brainer of a choice. I see constant discussion about the games released on it on /v/, unlike the shit posting and 'never ever' Sonyggers do.
>>288963729
The FBI don't let you finish your capt
>>288963846
He's fingering that pretty hard tbh. Poor little guy
>>288963856
that shouldn't stop you from cringing.
>>288959319
>expecting any major announcements/surprises before E3or during, for that matter
>>288963673
>incocnito mode
as if that shits safe, its just convenient enough to instantly delete your history once you close it
>>288963930
Same shit happened last year. Nintendo blew there load just before e3
>>288963930
did you forget about the January 2013 direct that was better than most E3 events ever.
>>288963797
>Class at 3PM EST
>Also an exam
>Ends at 5PM
>I get to come back back, eat dinner, and then chill with a direct
Suck man, but I'm pretty happy.
Do you think we might be getting another Platinum game?
>>288958453
Apparently, that was fake. The leaker said that it was a April Fools joke. Fucking Germans.
But still, MAXIMUM HYPE TRAIN TIME, BITCHES!!!
>>288963605
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngT2Y0ZHyQ
why is he flipping out? What's with the 4chan leaks? What did they leak? What about the twitter leaks? Are they the same? What are the chances he spoke of?
>>288963867
I'm ready, nigga.
>>288958231
>This Nintendo Direct is no joke!
>>288960123
>Oh yeah, and Snake's coming back to Smash.
>>288964027
W102
>>288962204
;_;
>>288964002
What happened that direct, again?
>>288963856
What else is new in this world?
>>288964027
If there's a kind and loving God, no.
i hope the leak about the direct contents is fake, it looks very boring (and i don't have WiiU).
>>288964027
>Platinum Punch Out
>Its a Fucking 3rd Person beat Em Up
I didnt know I wanted this until now
>>288963605
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngT2Y0ZHyQ
autism
>some guy in a thread yesterday said he would announce a convincing fake direct today
>come into this thread expecting that
>it turns out to be real
l o l
wut
THE LEAK WAS REAL?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>288964087
Oh, but I want MGR2. Could you imagine the river of tears?
>>288964105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MzG6lDA1A0
>CTRL+F
>find 1
If this get a localization i hope you buy the game
>>288964132
If they only announced a Wii U Paper Mario game, that would be more exciting than anything that's currently on or upcoming on the Wii U.
>>288964169
what leak?
>>288964132
>(and I don't have Wii U)
Then why are you here? Do you have a 3DS?
>>288964084
If pic was any shard of truth I would nintendo all my student loan dosh
>>288964197
what tears? it's not like WiiUs are in short supply.
>>288964224
>CTRL+F Fatal frame
>>288959667
>>288959425
>It's Sticker Star 2
>nobody anticipating Pokemon Z announcement
You know it's going to happen.
>>288964132
>he doesn't have a Wii-U
I hope at least you own a 3DS.
>>288964197
>MGR 2: Revengathon announced
>Wii U exclusive
It keeps happening!
>>288964068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQOOkUC3GDg
I can't find it on the archives for some reason
>>288962749
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1516954
N I N T E N D O M I N A T I O N
>>288964374
I'll contribute some lewd lolis as well
http://exhentai.org/g/799250/65005f397f/
>>288964197
I only want this cause hte gamepad is perfect for accurate cuts on BladeMode
>i was the anon who thought the leak was fake because April Fools date = ruse
damn
>>288958973
The leak had the false times.. So maybe the leaks are true, but probably not.
>>288964169
probably not
the same thing happened last direct where someone guessed the date of a direct and nothing from the leak came true
>>288964235
>tfw haven't touched my 3ds since october
Fuck, i knew i should've gotten a fucking wii u.
I have that damn thing since mid 2013, and i played on it for 50hours across 6 games.
Biggest gaming purhcase mistake of my life.
That being said, nintendo directs are kinda supposed to be for people to help them decide getting a wii u/3ds/nintendo products.
>>288964349
>Revengathon
>not Retaliationance
Shouldnt we also be getting the Xenoblade Dolls Stream this week?
>>288958453
>star fox platinum
TOP KEK
everything sounded ok until that part, fake as fuck
>>288964374
Why was this deleted? It was totally SFW
>>288964213
>Skim through this
>Get to Wonderful 101
>Remember that Wonderful 101 was a huge flop, and we'll never see anything related to it again
It hurts.
>>288964458
>Sexualizing the GochiUsas
They're for loving, not sex.
>>288959470
Will Smith was right.
>>288964502
I have more game time in 1 Bravely Default playthrough than you've ever had on your 3ds
>>288963247
Oh, you have no fucking idea
>>288964320
YES!!! HYPE!!
>>288964437
I would be completely ok with finding out that Reggie is a master druid.
>>288958356
Feel excellent
>>288964608
I'd put opium in your birthday cake.
>Guys, I think I'm blaaagraagah
>APRIL FOOLS!
>>288964545
Hes wanted to do Starfox for years. Even to the point hes publicly said if nintendo asked him he would love to do it.
>>288964376
If it's been deleted off the archives, then maybe there was some credibility
Man, I don't know
>>288958231
"Now presenting the long awaited gameplay footage for Super Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS's upcoming DLC character: Two Mews!"
>>288964694
He also said, I think last year, that he doesn't want to do it anymore.Probably because of furries.
>>288964568
They're for both.
>>288960320
WHO IS THE GIRL IN PINK
>>288959248
Only if you're retarded
>>288964705
What did it say
>>288964835
>tatoo
It's a hippie whore.
>>288964331
ls it going to save gen VI?
>>288964857
Even if Nintendo games weren't fun, Nintendo threads would still be the very best the internet has to offer.
Do Japanese people even "celebrate" April Fools Day?
>>288964953
Just like Platinum saved gen IVI hope
>>288964953
If it gets an actual fucking postgame, then yeah.
Personally I thought X/Y were pretty good, there just wasn't enough shit to do.
>>288964974
>April Fools! I didn't actually kill myself!
>That was someone else!
>>288964974
Yes
>>288964545
>everything sounded ok until that part
It was okay until the Fatal Frame V announcement. Never happening
>>288964558
it has sold like 300k by now. Nowhere near a flop specially in the long term
>>288964974
No, it's a honky tradition.
>>288962736
Looking at gore doesn't get you vanned.
>>288962736
Nah you should've seen the thread on /b/ with the guys dead wife once people found out that it was legit.
It was a fucking catastrophe.
>>288965147
>by now
I'm as big as Platinum fan as you but come on.
>>288963846
Why are they so hairy at that age?
Also get the fuck out.
>>288965265
Someone just killed his wife and posted pics of it on /b/?
Sounds fun
>>288964930
Listen to Etika fag
Every single archive of that thread has been deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQOOkUC3GDg
>>288964331
ORAS compeltely failed to meet all of my already low expectations. I sincerly hope there is no Pokemon game this year.
>>288965147
>it has sold like 300k by now.
where did you get that from?
>>288965469
it's literally gen 3 which was already the best gen but better.
>>288964425
ty anon
>>288963673
I seriously hope you don't believe incognito does anything but delete cookies and history after you close the browser.
>>288965552
muh battle frontier
>>288965552
It's literally R/S, complete garbage compared to the drastically improved Emerald, but on X/Y's engine.
>>288965552
if by better you mean worse in 9 ways out of 10 then sure
>>288965552
Gen 3 was the second worst gen, after gen 4.
>>288965703
like?
>>288965703
It had actually good looking mons unlike all the other gens and no bugs every nanosecond like gen 1 and 2.
>>288965659
>complete garbage compared to the drastically improved Emerald
Battle Frontier means that much to you people?
>>288965747
But gen 5 was the worst.
>>288965747
>Platinum
>not god tier
>>288965915
>having shit tastes
>>288965747
if by worst you mean best then sure
>>288962736
Gore is legal to look at, 3DPD loli is not.
That's basically it.
>>288963394
I want tocreampieAlison Brie while watching this direct
>>288965469
I hate how they do it but ever since 4th gen they've been pumping out a game a year. The new one shouldn't be too long away.
>>288965915
Nope, gen 5 was better than 3 and 4.
>>288965951
Third versions don't count as they are lazy cashgrabs, opinion rejected.
Isnt this when Club Nintendo is pretty much done too? Do you think they will announce the gold and plat rewards on the direct?
>>288965896
>Battle Frontier means that much to you people?
yes
sorry we haven't built up a tolerance to swimming in garbage like you apparently have. I forgot wanting a postgame in a pokemon game makes you entitled now.
>>288966024
And yet you're the one who hates 3 and 4. Funny how that works.
>>288965951
I played Platinum instead of D/P and still found it boring as hell, were D/P THAT bad? What are the differences besides that new shitty Giratina section that was tediousness incarnate?
>>288966153
That was my first post about Pokémon nigga, I love Gen 4
>>288965896
Are you implying the only problem with ORAS was the frontier missing? Not the absolutely horrible Delta Episode? Shoving megas in the game with no reason given? Bad graphical design (especially caves)? Bland remastered soundtrack? Worse contests? Giving away legendaries in-game?
I can live with no customizations on the grounds that RS had a pair of clearly defined protags (not the excuse GF gave that only frennch care for fashion), but the excuse they gave for the frontier clearly shows they lack any kind of vision in their games.
>>288966094
I hope they will announce what program will succeed CN.
>>288966134
> I forgot wanting a postgame in a pokemon game makes you entitled now.
No, you're just exaggerating (it's garbage without that one area) for something so trivial as extra CPU battles instead of the real post-game: online battles, trading and collecting.
>>288966079
>Third versions don't count as they are lazy cashgrabs
They've been vastly improved versions since gen III. B2W2, Platinum and HGSS are the three objectively best Pokemon games.
>>288962568
Every time i look at this pic it gets better
>>288966350
>? Not the absolutely horrible Delta Episode?
What was wrong with it? It's the ONLY well written part of any Pokemon game ever.
> Shoving megas in the game with no reason given?
You are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
>Bad graphical design (especially caves)?
How?
>Bland remastered soundtrack?
Oh fuck you, your shitty GBA-quality sound effects don't compare at all here.
>Worse contests?
How?
>>288966408
Pfffft
>>288966395
see
>>288966350
if you think no battle frontier was the only reason ORAS was bad you are nothing short of retarded
none of what you mentioned is postgame btw
>>288966408
The fuck do people see in Platinum? It has the emptiest, blandest, most annoying overworld of all.
>>288966552
see
>>288966505
>none of what you mentioned is postgame btw
course it is, it's far bigger than just a few extra cpu battles and it carries on infinitely with the online battles.
Sinnoh remakes when?
Need moar lewd Dawn
>>288966806
We're getting Kanto reremakes first. With the physical/special split, megas, fairies and even more handholding than ORAS.
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tx6h2lDw4I
>>288966505
Well written? Zinnia is a giant mary sue that has no trouble almost destroying the world for a hypothetical world the player has no reason to even belive exists. The entire part introduces no new elements or areas, pretty much just old characters, has a completely retarded final with going into space on a Rayquaza (never mind the rocket in the spacecenter). Only positive thing was catching Deoxys. If that's well written you're mentally deficient.
>You are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
There is no real reason as to why megas have to be a part of the main game. They're just shoved in there because they're new. The concept of megas add nothing to ORAS, and without explanation should be left for post-game as they were not a part of the original game they're remaking.
>How?
The "slopes" look horrible, the overworld look bland with very bad design in general and squares everywhere. Hoenn is not designed for 3D, it shows.
Oh fuck you, your shitty GBA-quality sound effects don't compare at all here.
Oh come on, it's not necessarily about quality as it is about conveying emotions to the player. ORAS falls completely flat here. I wasn't even saying RS had a good soundtrack, just that ORAS certainly isn't doing it any favours.
Can't you just shove pokémon full of pokéblocks now. Takes a big aspect out of the thing.
As for frontier, they allow for more than one way of battle. If you choose to ignore the potential this gives the player, I don't see why we're even having this conversation.
>>288966395
So, what you are saying is that Pokemon games should be devoid of any real postgame, just because it has multiplayer? That's what simulators are for, very few play on-cart battles nowadays, at least competitively.
Also, on the NicoNico stream that happened after the launch of the games, every Jap and their mother on the chat was asking where the fuck the Frontier was, so don't act like no one cares about it.
Whatever, no matter how much we argue about this stuff, it's a fact that the BF will be included in the next set of games, so everyone will be happy againor complain about the removal of soaring, flying to routes and the DexNav
Here are my bets for this Direct:
>about NX, if mentioned at all, will be a simple "yes we anounced it but it will take a while, buy the wii u and this direct and E3 will show you why"
>X gets a final date and some playable content at E3.
>star fox teaser, promise of playable demo at E3
>Zelda Wii U trailer. It will be for Wii U, summer 2016 (march is summer for you right?)
>Mewto official trailer and download "after the direct"
>some nod to eshop's indie, mostly "affordable...", promotion or something
>Splatoon final release date, maybe a trailer, playable at E3, final build.
>Animal Crossing hinted "in development"
>64 titles at e-shop with mario 64 as a headspear
>Devil's Third will get some attention, I'm betting on a new trailer and some general release date
>as an dessert, they show some footage of project guard, now with a definitive game and reskinned etc
Dreams:
>localization of Fatal Frame announced
>new metroid, Other M's gameplay with refinement, Prime way of storytelling, bringing back the "lonesome warrior" motif since SNES/GBA forgotten
>SMT x FE trailer and announcement date
RIP bread
>>288967309
;_;7
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