>literally no porn
how is this possible?
even the most obscure anime characters get shit tons of hentai and what not, and yet nintendo grills are lucky to have one
HOW
Is this bait
>He can't find porn of ZSS
Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke.
Are you seriously implying there isn't any Samus porn?
>>288319224
You're not looking hard enough anon.
Another thing is that she has more porn, nips aren't sharing it in the web.
Nintendo has a ban on Nintendo IP porn.
Faggot nipon artists won't risk shamfur dispray
>>288319224
Google the name Butcha-U.
there's a samus thread on /h/ as we speak
>>288319224
Nigger what? Samus is the only nintengrill besides pokegirls to get doujins
>>288319224
>samus doesn't get porn
pfft ha are you serious
granted it's always alien rape/tentacle shit
>tfw vanilla fetish
truest suffering
>>288322545
>truest suffering
I know that feel. I just want to touch myself totifa and cloudmakingsweet pure love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of passionately kissing, but the gooks have to defile everything to ntr and rape. Why
>>288322545
>having bar none the biggest fucking fetish on the planet
>suffering
Fuck you, you insatiable nigger. Try having a real fetish, then you can know real pain. Until then, enjoy the dozens of fucking artists who pander to you.
>>288322545
>tfw scat fetish and combing through ex and ge for good porn involves shuffling through things where it's not the central focus and there's like one mediocre scat scene in several pages
This pisses of people with AND without my fetish
>>288324385
True, actually.
I hate scat, so I used to automatically close something if I saw the tag.
But then I realized there are a ton of doujins where it's just like one panel in the "extra content" section at the very end.
>>288324385
>mediocre scat sceneBut they're all shit, anon.
>>288319693
holy fuck
>>288319224
ahem
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Tarakanovich/323867/Metroid-Chozen-one
>>288322545
>vanilla fetish
>vanilla
>fetish
>>288322923
Because Tifa is too pure, so they feel ashamed they have sexual desires for the bar maid. And make it so she somehow forgets how to fight so even the most pathetic person can rape her.
>>288322545
Usually All I do is fap to solo pics anyway, I dunno I don't like to see those faceless bald guys with massive dicks or black guys or disembodied penises in my hentai. I prefer touse the image and my imagination to make up a lewd scene in my mind, self inserting myself like the autistic virgin I am
>>288319224
Replace it with Zelda and you have an accurate statement. She has like, almost nothing and what she does have is mostly shit.
>>288325961
post the full thing.
>>288328032
You mean Zelda doujins that will never be scanned because there are apparently a good few. It's just that anyone that has them refuses to scan them. So all you get is art instead of a storyline that isn't told through a CG set.
>>288319224
>He doesn't know
>>288328727
Majority of the fanbase for Zelda is in the NA and Europe. It's probably why there is a lack of interest in actually scanning majority of their doujins.
>>288328727
>>288328987
Wait wait wait wait, hold the fuck up. Are you saying there is like a cache of Zelda doujins just waiting to be scanned?
>>288329346
http://www.doujinshi.org/search/simple/?T=parody&sn=zelda
there are plenty. Just none of them are scanned.
>>288328857
sourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesourcesource
>>288329724
Go to sad panda and type Samus
>>288319314
He's talking about porn actually drawn by the Japanese, the Japs rarely take on porn of Nintendo characters for some reason.
>>288329724
Don't get your hopes up anon. It's some really fetishy stuff and I couldn't into it at all with all the weird shit going on.
>>288330024
>not being a degenerate pervert with niche fetishes
>>288329283
Photography with Samus!
>>288319338
The truly sick joke is that there's no porn of her in her armor, which is basically what makes Samus interesting at all. Zero Suit is just boring ass latex bullshit you can find anywhere.
I want Zero Suit Samus to sit on my face.
>>288329960
I think it's because of how much influence they have there. If any form of bad image from their brand happens they go all legal activity on them.
granted I'm pulling this out of my ass.
>>288329724
SPOILERIt's weird as fuck
Oh there's plenty of porn and ecchi images of Nintendo girls.
The real problem is the lack of doujinshi. There are only maybe a dozen Nintendo Girl-related doujins out there and they are all horrible.
>>288330152
>>288329283
Might as well post this too before something happens.
Is you sub-zerious?
>>288330301
>colourations without tinting the greyscale
The worst.
>>288330302
Yep. Plenty of individual images, but you'd be hard pressed to find a CG set, let alone a doujin.What sucks is that there actually ARE a few Zelda doujins now, but they're of the shitty Skyward Sword waifu Zelda instead of the elegant princess.
There's a lot of porn of Pokegirls and mons
>>288330540
>>>/vp/
Disgusting.
http://exhentai.org/g/791185/e9f4350385/
I'm crashing this thread
With no survivors
I have a rarity in my end although I haven't scanned it yet.
>>288330690
It seems gay as fuck so I don't want it.
However Not scanning porn that you know is not available makes you a bad person.
>>288330152
Do one offeather pubes. I NEED IT andPaint sucks canal water.
>>288330651
Eat shit
Pokegirls are the best
>ZSS
Is there anything more pleb?
>>288330921
your opinion
>>288330892
'Pokegirls' Means the trainers you sick bastard.
>>288330997
It means anything female to me
:^)
>>288319693
Why is she peeing on herself?
>ABLOO BLOO NOTHING FOR MY SPECIFIC FETISH FOR A POPULAR CHARACTER
You faggots realize there are characters with absolutely nothing lewd at all regardless of taste, right?
>>288330984
It literally strips everything interesting about the character and puts a blonde bimbo with huge tits in a blue latex suit and calls it Samus. It's objectively pleb as fuck. Kill yourself.
>>288330793
well it isn't porn. I have scanned a FE doujin which was an incomplete scan and it was posted on exhentai a while back without permission but eh it's not like I could gain much from it anyway.
pic not related.
>>288330892can I have the source? Google Search does nothing
>enter thread expecting the 4th or 5th reply to be scat samus comic
disappoint
>>288330679
Did I fuck something up? I know how to get past sad panda but it says the gallery was taken down.
>>288331295
san ruishin
>>288331162
This is akin to whining about Africans when someone has a grievance about life in America.
>>288331282
Scan the full thing and take full credit then.
>>288322545
>fetish
>vanilla
this seems wrong somehow
>>288331453
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANON. Have some Samus ass, that even Rundas can't deny his love for.
>>288330397
sauce?
>>288331485
thanks anon!
>>288331429
Works over here anon. Just checked it now
>>288331653
That really felt like an even worse self-insertion doujin than usual. Especially with how she interacted with the brat.
ZSS is babby's first fap material.
>>288331264
>If someone is blonde and beautiful, she's a bimbo
Literally what you'd expect out of an SJW's mouth.
>>288332083
Yeah check out all the Samus porn. She's definitely the tough character she actually is and not just built for cock, constantly blushing.
>>288331878
That pic of Peach in the bottom right is begging for a crop.
>>288331878
>masturbating in front of a crowd
>>288331970
>implying its not Lara croft
>>288332439
I thought that was Tifa?
>>288319224
>No porn of Palutena NTRing that faggot Pit
>>288332326
delicious /ss/
post the rest
>>288332116
Fuck this one is just cute as fuck, a happy ending one that makes me feel bad since I never gonna to experience such joy.
>>288331879
the fuck? I can only find one in spanish.g.e- hent ai is the website, right?
>>288332682
>Green-eyed
>>288332439
>Lara Croft
In what decade, grandpa?
>>288319224
:^)
>>288332726
If it has shotacon or loli in it, it will most likely be on ex instead since that hurts them with limiting the kind of advertisers they get.
>>288332682
That artist never gets better. Ever.
>>288328857
>that Pooters Doujin
>>288332326
>mfw reading this
every time
>>288332861
Cringe for Daddy
>>288332726
http://nhentai.net/g/128531/
>>288332980
Ay papi!
>>288332993
Ok, then. Thanks brobeans.
>>288332326
>I only get gamefaqs links.
GIVE ME.
>>288332980
what the fuck
>People still draw samus with that god awful mole
>>288333341
Nips like that shit
>>288333341
shut up it's cute
>>288319224
>Samus
>no porn
Is this your first day on the internet?
>>288332980
>>288325961
color me retarded, but reverse google gives noting
>>288332836
Japan thinks she's green eyed for some reason.
>>288333747
>pic
>>288332980
Not all men with mustaches are pedophiles but every pedophile seem to have a mustache.
>>288334126
>dat geiger counter shit
I can't deal with this right now, help
